Secret Santa 2 (Jake and Amir)

[@kevinfarrell9304]

i love how murph holds the face in the picture the whole episode lmao

[@PinkManGuy]

"Just go open your gift, you fucking sociopath..." I can't get enough of that line.

[@goddontatmyhands2763]

I wondering if anyone else just finds that hilarious lol

[@oscarsaris3183]

It's the first time Jake tells it like it is, haha

[@AndrewPonti]

Sums up J&A.

[@hannahmandryk8645]

So I was listening to J&A's podcast with Murph as a guest (If I were you #99) and now I feel the need to share this story with everyone: so the joke with Emily was supposed to be that Murph got Emily a picture of himself as a present and he looks like an idiot. But Emily improved that 'and he looks really good' line (this was before they were dating) and Jake and Amir thought it was really funny (aka Jake started seriously shipping Murph and Emily) so they wrote the script meeting videos and later the double date series. Then of course eventually Murph and Emily ended up together. So basically Emily improved a joke because she had a crush on her co-worker and now they're married.

[@LockJawCouchFace]

That’s pretty classic.

[@very.neat.monster]

Classic Jake

[@DReynolds_OG]

@@very.neat.monster his name is The Pinch

[@lalaicyling8429]

Awww ❤

[@todorkolev7565]

"aka Jake started seriously shipping Murph and Emily"? I didn't get this one...

[@RadioheadConcerts]

Perfect delivery on Jake's: "Just go open your gift, you fucking sociopath..."

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Ikr

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

"Just go open your gift you fucking sociopath" has got to be one of my favourite Jake and Amir lines ever. Jake says it with such weariness, like he's just sick of Amir's bullshit.

[@goonsgoons1]

+WheresWallace4883 truly perfection

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

I know that made me audibly laugh

[@Cristalskulle]

Yeah the delivery is soooo good

[@evarose2999]

I love Murph's face this entire video.

[@pffft5679]

"Whoa! a lasso... kinky,"

[@cadenmorris3680]

Giggity Giggity!

[@nihilisticspacelizard1868]

Caden Morris A-giggity goo.

[@iinspectra]

0:42 That moment when it zooms out to show all of Amir's pink onesie, he shrugs and says in that weirdly light-hearted tone "jeans" has got to be one of the funniest moments in any Jake and Amir, and I don't even know why.

[@grobertson9]

"What are you wearing?" ... "Jeans."

[@owen-cu6gr]

They're clearly not jeans!

[@marrrrrrrs]

@@owen-cu6gr Jorts, then

[@owen-cu6gr]

@@marrrrrrrs A fellow Geoff fan, I see. That's awesome, dude.

[@mikeduppodcast1199]

No... they are jants.

[@GetSumNutz]

"Just go open your gift you fucking sociopath" That line was so genuine it was priceless

[@serge13568]

I honestly quote this line so much even after all these years

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Best line

[@DarkSaintElite21]

I never noticed how murph keeps the face the entire time :)

[@BookishEmperor]

Why would Murph try to kill his butler?

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

he wasn't... how would the rope suffocate him while his feet could touch the ground

[@rileyclarke2340]

snitch hanging doesn't suffocate you, it snaps your neck

[@Kyle-nw3wk]

if it doesn't snap your neck it does (which happens sometimes)

[@davidwilds8647]

Yeah, just have him rub sand in his beady little eyes. I don't know if they grade sand, but- coarse.

[@DatsMac]

Don't worry man,Amir,like his father,at the last moment,frickin moved!

[@nikovalle1621]

just watched If I Were You episode 99 and i had to revisit this classic x)

[@atheistlove6192]

Same lol

[@neonfiona]

Aw, so cute to see Jake caring about Amir (:

[@kkc0161]

I love how even though Amir annoys Jake to no end, Jake still stands up for him.

[@ItsJustIggy]

"Woah, a lasso! Kinky!" I just burst out laughing, hahah

[@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr]

he both confuses the noose with a lasso and the lasso for a whip at the same time

[@armorfeet2156]

lost it when he said "jeans"

[@ImSquiggs]

That picture of Murph ends up on Jake's desk in the "Amnesia" episode. I'm trying to figure out the path it went on in the Jake and Amir universe that brought it from Emily's gift to Jake's desk.

[@Peter_1986]

Maybe Emily hated that picture and just left it on Jake's desk at the office, and then Jake was like "okay" and ignored it. =P

[@avarain8145]

I love how he wore the onesie because in the last secret Santa episode Jake called him his baby 😂

[@getlowpapoose]

Ava Rain loool I hadn’t made that connection 😂 good observation!

[@doctorlit]

It's kind of awesome to see the entire office reacting to Amir's antics for once.

[@brs121094]

why do i continue to watch these? i cant stop

[@Stefinn44]

murph's face in the background is amazing. 0:47

[@REEV4]

Amir's victory dance is simply the best.

[@MiguelSanchez-nw1nt]

But there's no victory😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrSlimSheaD]

The subtlety of Rosie wearing the helmet while trying to kill Amir was really funny

[@BanksyKid]

"You fucking sociopath." Jake's best insult, ever. EVER.

[@TheDrinkMeBottle]

"Its a pink onezee and you shit yourself ." "I got excited ." "Not a good reason ."

[@MrCool87867]

you know whenever murph is in an episode, shit's gonna go down.

[@Himani_inamiH]

I want Jake's sociopath line on a shirt it was legend

[@Gwarhardur]

This is the one that got me watching J&A and all collegehumor stuff.

[@XBLGR]

1:13 best part of any J+A

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

go open your gift?

[@timgraf6320]

It's "Just go open your gift you fucking sociopath."

[@emfarhi]

I literally could not stop laughing. I love this webshow.

[@seanzoz]

did i just watch a bransen airport commercial

[@currynerd25]

"they're clearly not jeans. it's some pink onesie and you shit yourself" LOLOLOLOL

[@chaaaake]

Try watching this after standing desk

[@flamingflamingos7212]

RIP Amir... you were a great gift to us all

[@Silverwind87]

Everyone hating Amir causes the reasons to hate him. The terrible things they do to him causes him to do the same. And look what happens. Amir is supposed to be a character to be hated, but everyone feels sorry for him. He is a martyr, a cool, and a philosopher.

[@jackmcdaniel3547]

I wanted to watch all the murph J&A since starting NADDPOD and im so glad I did

[@steveharvey441]

Giggity Giggity... Giggity Goo

[@FistyCarrera]

Finally! Once again a jake and amir that made me laugh out so loud, i think i woke up the neighbors' baby in the apartment above me!

[@wwiizzaarrdd808]

It's episodes like these that make the insecure Jake episodes so out of place

[@Korkama9867]

AMIR! You are so awesome!

[@Kommando786]

I have actually been searching for this episode for the past year...

[@WeAreAirborne]

Amir's dance at 1:34 = cutest thing I've ever seen. Shit included.

[@ImTooAbstract]

One of the episodes in a LONG time!

[@allsFair09noware]

i adore you both jake and amir but i think jake is adorable!!

[@cheeto4sure]

Aww glad to see jake will always have Amirs back.

[@xJaxonnz]

1:10-1:17 funniest scene in the whole episode. made me cry laughing so hard.

[@charliepoppy123]

One of the best JaA ive seen

[@lipton112]

Still my favorite episode.

[@prehistoricweasel]

when Amir said "bad gift, bad gift" I thought he was going to say "bad gift, bad you"

[@Dale78ful]

"A wolf in cheap clothing" , Lol, I'm gonna use that.

[@woahhazel]

Awww, Jake really loves Amir (:

[@Sparta4always]

1:08 that was the best line I ever heard in my entire life. Ever!

[@TMan978]

omg. I love the ending

[@EldinSpiritofPower]

lol luv how Murph's facial expression is the same as the picture.

[@maddogmatt44]

Jake: "just go open your gift, you fuckin sociopath" that had me fuckin rollin!!

[@Bobbleheads56]

This one is especially funny to me every Line is pure gold

[@ArcaneBastard]

Best Jake & Amir in a while

[@HelenaTacy]

I love how Murph's face stays like that for nearly the whole video XD

[@aidand1234]

'What are you wearing?' 'Jeans' 'They're clearly not jeans,its a pink onesy and YOU SHIT YOURSELF' LOOOOOOOOOL

[@ZeAntiNooob]

I love how Murph is always taking the lead

[@lisaaaarg01]

I love Amir's hair like that :3

[@ihnlChiv]

i laptop crashed on murphs face at 0:28 and thus this was the funniest ch video ive ever watched

[@hayleym2303]

"Just go open your gift, you fucking sociopath". Favorite line XD.

[@Ninjajenniferrx3]

"just go open your present you fucking sociopath..." lol my favorite part

[@supergokukamahamaha]

"Just go open your gift, you fucking sociopath" lol I just about died

[@TheMilitiamember]

LMFAO "just open your gift you f''king sociopath" hahahaha

[@FeverPanic8008]

One of my favorite Jake quotes is now 'Just go open your gift, you fucking sociopath.' Just the WAY he says it.

[@kfe1995]

That face gets me every timeee :p

[@dmfy14]

HAPPPPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMIRRR

[@123etobes]

easily the best episode of jake and amir aha

[@Konohashinobi2007]

Ahah favourite J&A in a long time.

[@pupgirl09]

Amir is AWESOME!!!

[@getaboner]

the way Amir says 'jeans' cracks me up every single time!

[@RussellFSho]

The blumpkin part killed me haha

[@TheDoomsday28]

the story leaves u "HANGING"

[@Austinschultz242324]

the best part is "what are you wearing" "jeans" :D lol zoo funny

[@002sprinkles]

"go open your gift you fucken sociopath...." LMFAO i laughed so hard at that! lolol

[@d8ve564]

best jake and amir ever

[@BLOOD235]

Murph's picture cracks me up everytime

[@gummiholic77]

Aww I

[@rockitude129]

Because hie is the bill an College Humor deserves, not the one it needs.

[@Ashley-pk5mu]

And now I've basically watched every jake and amir i could find...

[@mikethebunnywarrior]

"just go and open your gift, you fucking sociopath" lmao!!

[@misayoradarling9358]

Jake is such a good friend

[@ApartmentViews]

Aww, Jake saved Amir's life.

[@MattisseWH]

"you fucking sociopath" Favourite part right there.

[@xcess7]

Murph makes the best faces. i love his schizophrenic character

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

He ruins many episodes...

[@TocaCentral]

when he says i got excited his hair is hilarious.

[@gnewt75]

ah giggedy giggedy.....ah giggedy goo!!! Big up for the Family Guy mention!!!

[@KevvyDawg]

1:05 murph's face expression: priceless

[@ImYou182]

This was great!

[@GIN0MAN5432]

lol this one was actually pretty funny

[@sectorcodec]

A wolf in cheap clothing. Haha, I love that line.

[@willytack]

I spend, like, a bad amount of time watching Jake and Amir.

[@Filthy94]

that was one of my favs

[@MegaSupercat123]

drinking chocolate milk, at the bunny part i spat at over the screen.

[@me1234569gan]

Haha "ooh a lasso, kinky. Giggity giggity."

[@gummiholic77]

I LOVE MURPH SO MUCH.

[@BriteNiteProductions]

I like it when Jake is a good person.