Jake and Amir: Bagels

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[@Iaminationman]

can't believe they'd raw dog him right after he brought jimbly johns on the half shell for the whole frickin company

[@elliotkeil6063]

I know right! A raw dog for that blog hog makes the jimbly johns......Sogg. Yeah a soggy meal of sorts and this is the thanks he gets?? What kinda fair is that!!

[@Winteramen]

Circle bread? Gary doesn't allow those...

[@thatquietkid]

I love how Amir told everyone to throw up their bagels and then they actually did at the end. nice foreshadowing

[@VictorIdrac]

Oh wow! I’ve seen this vid like 5 times and here you are telling something I never realized. (Not sarcasm)

[@emonoglesby]

I didnt notice that lol

[@counturblessings1179]

The subtle foreshadowing they were able to write into so many episodes is beautiful

[@Don_terrenos]

@@VictorIdrac good io

[@Last_Respecter]

Very good writing. 🙌🏻

[@RollingRollies]

I love how Jake apologises for Amir as if he's his big brother or something.

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Murph's "FUCK YOU!" to Jake is the most aggressive way I've seen those words delivered. The sheer hatred in Murph's voice is amazing.

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Lol so true God has so fucking great hahahah

[@NDJunction]

i love date night tho with him and the skinny biss xD

[@Goldman_Stacks]

Jake: You guys are dating? Great! For how long? Murph: FUCK YOU!!! LMAO

[@jesusthroughmary]

They're married now.

[@the-boring-car-guy]

jesusthroughmary I don't believe you

[@regularshow960]

S G Lol you must be new if you don't know that

[@the-boring-car-guy]

KingdomOfFandoms oh no I'm new what an awful shame

[@regularshow960]

S G didn't say anything bad about being new, I just said that you must be new.

[@CasualCactusGaming]

I like how even though it was Amir that offended Murph's gf Murph still treats him nicer than Jake

[@sambarker6141]

Every koala ever in a bikini? I need to hear the rest of that story.

[@thomasd3104]

He blew Uncle Sam

[@henryb.4925]

I think that’s Amir’s way of saying the Uncle Sam was as cute as a koala (or rather, all koalas combined)

[@donteventry11]

"you prick in a wig" has now become my favorite insult to say to people

[@Cowboy_Frog]

Same lol

[@jrmungandr]

We're talking vomiting, diarrhoea, jaundice, INFANTILE JAUNDICE

[@tuckerdoyle4492]

I love how Jake and Amir are so intertwined that Jake feels the need to apologize when Amir does something uncouth

[@whitenerdymoonwalker]

"That's my girlfriend." Remember when she was his girlfriend? Aww.

[@wildflowerwoods1333]

they aren't still dating?

[@JoshuaKilimnik]

wildflowerwoods Well, they're engaged. (Or married by now.)

[@NYStateOfMind986]

wildflowerwoods yea pretty sure they've been married for a little while now

[@wildflowerwoods1333]

Joshua Kilimnik oh thank god! i was worried

[@hyrw2951]

whitenerdymoonwalker They are again

[@seanjmadsen]

Jake and amir literally never gets old

[@valx5]

for real

[@leekyoverhere]

Can confirm. It's 2023❤️

[@leekyoverhere]

Unlike Murph's grandmother

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

"Say Beg." "Day." "Il" "Elle" "Bagel" "Baygelle" -Shakes head- "Worse, right?" XD

[@lMuffinSrUsl]

Amir totally Britta'ed it.

[@nicklasswihart1972]

Hey, l lived in New York, I know how to pronounce baggle.

[@masterblair6037]

Hang the fuck on. Did you just imply that the English mispronounce words? Words from the ENGLISH language? Wow, that's just sad.

[@HipkissDesign]

Master Blair No he's talking about the character 'Britta' from Community, who also mispronounces 'Bagel' in the same way Amir does.

[@nicklasswihart1972]

Teague Hipkiss Thank you for someone getting my reference.

[@richardduke7199]

+Nicklas Swihart you're the worst.

[@ryanpersaud9942]

LOLLL imagine every koala in the world in a bikini. WTF.

[@sekite2]

@@sendotakeshi2836 kinky

[@Mczingerwhopper]

This episode had everything! Glasses, People Vomiting, Murph being a badass, and that face that Amir does when someone is talking to him :D

[@milindjoshi3551]

Easily one of my all-time faves.

[@gmantellinboom8071]

Jake can eat circle bread?

[@zoidbergmaybe]

Oh sheesh y'all, ''twas a dream!

[@tardersauce3578]

Gary is not going to like it

[@lawgirl1444]

Did you forget? He lives in a area where circle bread is plentiful and NOT punishable by whipping

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Don’t you mean jibbly johns on the half shell?

[@Silverwind87]

YOU WILL ALL BE JUDGED BY GARY!

[@gabriele1996x]

imagine every koala ever in a bikini. That gets me every fucking time

[@SuperSilverVideos]

quick question, why did they come back into the room when they started puking?

[@samuelperezgarcia]

+BlueSilver because there wasn't enough budget to show them properly going to the bathroom to puke.

[@thedantschubros]

+Samuel Pérez García Why does filming them puke in the bathroom cost extra money?

[@samuelperezgarcia]

Schumann Yu-Sandstrom *whispers* it's a joke...

[@samuelperezgarcia]

Instead of digging yourself a deeper hole, just walk away slowly and quietly. No one's watching anyway.

[@samuelperezgarcia]

Flame war for a lame joke you didn't like? Are you 12? 😂

[@kristinet.6863]

That awesome moment when you know emily and murph are married now

[@AndrewPonti]

Moonshine and dungeon daddy! Looks like Harwon still gets dogged

[@lordlossize]

1:10 sums up murphs contibution to collegehumor in less than 10 seconds.

[@WowFoilage]

Jake: How much did you spend on these bagels? Amir: A BAD AMOUNT OF MONEY!

[@Kajotex]

Hahahahaha, saw this video maybe 5 times already, but never noticed Emily wearing the "Fette Sau" shirt. It translates literally into german as "Fat Sow"

[@enceladus2263]

Amir says in another episode that he grew up in Niagara Falls and thats actually how they pronounce bagel there.

[@chcklfckl]

i love watching these and seeing emily and murph after watching/listening to them for years

[@viralload7086]

note to self : never watch jake and amir havinng lunch

[@claudiaperez-di1bj]

Dear diary today i saw jake and amir having lunch...

[@seamusrelax2]

FUNNIEST EPISODE SO FAR!!! I watched it ages ago on the college humor website and forgot how funny it was

[@michaelramsey82]

"I lived in New York, Troy. I know what a baggle is."

[@Angelbaby7041]

I love how amir always puts on items and takes them off so quickly xD

[@jack_the_sparrow]

Wow ... after 100 rewatches I just got the bagels around nipples / 'bagels on me' joke

[@waseem1173]

Once i click on a college humor video i know there goes the next hour or two watching the related videos. these are addictive.

[@roughryder5]

"I spend 1 penny to make 2" Lmaooo

[@ExTAzY101]

Who else notice how murf transformed from being that litle nerd to being CH tough guy slowly in few years of CH :)

[@Mabsss33]

Britta and Amir have been hanging out too much LOL

[@JayJubes]

NO MATTER HOW MANY COLLEGEHUMOR VIDEOS I WATCH THEY KEEP COMING.

[@ImDaBowmb]

I always hear horror stories about people getting stuck watching jake and amir right before huge projects or essays are due, just never thought it would happen to me....

[@none11flop9]

How'd it go

[@doddlecuddle]

One of my top ten Jake and Amir episodes!

[@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr]

Amir britta'd it

[@Xygenon]

After a long night of work I got me some dinner and sit down at my desk and watch Collegehumor

[@frafra4028]

egg bagley juniors

[@seannovak3700]

The “beeping” for too long is so funny

[@NPDStudio]

Thumbed up for Murph xD

[@plasmacoil66]

the face at 1:37 had me dying for like 10 mins

[@mureithikivuti]

That is the most f...d up but smartest thing ever

[@AyleidCraft]

Mureithi Kivuti how is it smart to poison your coworkers

[@mureithikivuti]

He poisons them, and on the other hand he is the only one with the cure. It is either they pay him for the antidote or they die.

[@AyleidCraft]

Mureithi Kivuti that's not smart that's highly illegal and fucked up and there's no cure for it

[@kenzofinucane4057]

Mureithi Kivuti the cure was bedrest, so hows he gonna sell that?

[@AyleidCraft]

dumb gal and also he willingly gave it up. This is a weird comment chain.

[@Drich748]

I love every episode you guys do its awesome

[@MetallicaRules]

I thought Jake didn't know what a bagel was because it was forbidden according to Gary.

[@Fredwilson45]

Lol nice reference

[@asdfjkl40654]

at the end "Click to procrastinate" Love it. so true

[@ultimumpower]

Why do I keep watching this videos!? Every time I get a step closer to developing an ulcer, aside from the homicidal thoughts I get with all the shit Amir pulls. Should that guy actually exist in real life I wouldve probably made him a quadriplegic by now.

[@leekyoverhere]

Jake's delivery of "600 dollars" @1:58 reminds me of "AND THIS IS A ROLEX BUDDY" for some reason 🤣🤣

[@davesoverthere]

In Rochester, NY, they actually pronounce it "baggel".

[@BaconManProd]

+Thomas Booth thats why they are called 'bitches'

[@maxgolden2601]

well Rochester is wrong

[@bootstrap52]

Im from rochester and we do not pronounce it like that

[@bootstrap52]

I cant let you soil my good city's name

[@TheDeadspace999]

Jake and Amir are so good togheter they are so awesome

[@EvilApple567]

I went to look up "Giardia" after this. Yeesh, fuckin scary the world is.

[@SleepsDude]

everyone owes me two likes because jake's doggin me

[@RevolutionaryEarth]

This is a great episode.

[@localmusic5096]

If you don't like this video then 1:15

[@BrianMontesQ]

This is actually a really good episode.

[@h.g.2330]

why do they have to throw up every time i am eating and watching their videos? !

[@samholder196]

lol the chaos of early jake and amir was so glorious

[@ZebraCakeYT]

Why does murph hate jake?

[@RaymondHendersonn]

jake and amir is are the only college humor videos i really watch..

[@resworp]

only here because currently high af eating a dry-ass bagel i got on my flight home from barcelona recently because its the only food i have for munch haha. gr8 episode though

[@resworp]

the plot thickens; there turned out to be some amount of butter inside. ka-ching!

[@resworp]

update; bagel down the hatch, and i also found some candy leftover in a bag in my living room. their going down pretty quickly

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

thanks for the updates man. I needed that.

[@resworp]

Rossi the Bossi haha oh man forgot i made those comments, first time reading them while sober haha

[@unicornhustler]

Willmar, MN Represent! RIP FilmDrop

[@StephenHardyMusic]

You know, that guitar sound at the end still hasn't grown on me. Bring back HUH

[@ShoTGunKid01]

2:35 " AND I JUST MADE A PROFIT" funny how he says it

[@turtle0fd00m13]

Thank you for that... I pressed 6 like 10 times in a row and I couldn't stop crying hahahahaha

[@Gelica64]

THIS IS THE BEST JAKE AND AMIR!

[@Dallasgeri1]

2:14 "All right everyone listen up: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!" "SAY IT!" lol

[@leekyoverhere]

@1:14 you can see Amir laughing at Murph 😂😂

[@CasusUniversum]

Hahahah, Murph. That kid gets me every time.

[@XxavierxX69]

my new favorite Jake and amir

[@ptb423]

bring community back!! six seasons and a movie!!!

[@CarUniverse]

Omfg Murph's entrance. So good. "HEY! Cool it."

[@BryanChuckBrennan]

oh murph! you alway take it to the next level.

[@Minecrafter079]

Amir's "listening face" at 1:37 is the best

[@geekparkingonly2802]

When he yelled, “Listen up everybody!” I started singing the song from the finale

[@gabrielkaam2]

Bro , I was looking for that comment to know that I wasn't the only one .

[@BeautyCindy16]

You can Jake tries so hard not to laugh :) lol

[@heero854]

I liked how his glasses went over the ones he already had on xD

[@forgedinfire3496]

Every second I keep thinking this video couldnt get better, and I keep being wrong constantly ever second. How is that possible?

[@Brock1563]

Every video that they post on KZbin had been posted on their site one month earlier. Gives people a reason to visit their site and see everything else they have rather than just see all the videos they have here on KZbin.

[@MrMobsterzz]

these guys are hilarious!!!!

[@TheOggyBass]

1:38 That face.... I almost died laughing.

[@mnkittel]

You know, YT, I don't mind the ads. I really don't. What I DO mind is when my video starts, gets a few seconds in, and suddenly your system realizes it didn't show an ad first. Then interrupts my video with a thirty second spot that I can't skip. Fix that garbage.

[@48frederic]

to support collegehumor disable adblocker

[@LongLongLists]

hahaha this episode was brilliant!!

[@Djninja97]

This is why we love u Amir

[@jerrythepotato1919]

My friend says "milk" like "malk". xD It's too funny.

[@theskatmaaan]

jake is saying it write. one of my biggest peeves in the world is the way amir says bagel.

[@CheeseyDinoLover]

This video needs to be married to Julian Smith's "Malk." Lol.

[@Kotoyami]

Make more pls!!!!

[@TheOggyBass]

1:37 That face!! Love itt!!

[@margiashiriti5136]

These guys are hilarious

[@roguedeath98]

I watch one every now and again to see if they've improved at all, doesn't seem like they have.

[@cdawg9320]

lol there's only a billion add-ons that block the ads in the videos and everywhere else. but wow 30 mins

[@chodius0]

Literally had the bagel pronunciation debate on more than one occasion.

[@Christopher_175]

Murph, the scene stealer. Hero.

[@GingerGeorgina]

i wana see more sarah an dan defo two of the funnest peeps from college humour

[@TheBlackKeys13]

Those are some good looking Jibbly-John's on the Half Shell.

[@RunescapeGuidesish]

Lol,I cried and laughed and farted at 1:37 !!

[@Shadsterwolf]

All I was staring at was the cereal dispensers in the back and questioning myself "why don't I have one?" during the entire video. So I watched it again.

[@valx5]

did you finally buy yourself a cereal dispenser almost 10 years later?

[@Shadsterwolf]

@@valx5 Lmao, no, but I did get my own place where I can do that!

[@Leon-zu1wp]

​@@ShadsterwolfReminder for you to buy that.