Jake and Amir: Date Ideas

[@1NoahOne]

It's a HUB

[@octopusph.d7737]

honestly one of my fav j and a quotes

[@minimeowns1]

fine

[@schuesslerlauren]

@@BradyAus Too much, too fast, way too soon

[@nottrevorallen]

dfw airport has its own area code its so big this isnt related but im from north texas and the opportunity to talk about dfw doesnt come up very often

[@justme-yr2xf]

#CollegeHumorDopplegangers

[@tanookitime7604]

"I honestly thought you loved it" still makes me chuckle every time 9 years later

[@jackkingsby116]

I'm glad I'm not alone here

[@seanA416]

@@jackkingsby116 same

[@XxDTownxX91]

That rhyme though. Smoke a bowl and roll. Wake and bake and make her make you a steak. You're ingesting weed and ecstasy, and guess what day it is. Xmas eve.

[@brianbanek4163]

wake and bake and make jamaican steak and cake and bacon

[@BruceWayne-tm9rh]

The key to freestyle rapping? You just gotta relax.

[@adityajoglekar1032]

lol I read your comment right as he was saying that!!!

[@k1ngk4gl3]

Aditya Joglekar Wow, that's so ironic. The Lord truly moves in mysterious ways.

[@madeline4082]

how is amir so good at rhyming but so bad at making raps?

[@Neondarkness72]

"Not another scroll, dude." The way he says that is incredible.

[@cupcakebunnyprod]

Jake and Amir is by far the best series on this channel.

[@hannafu6279]

Cupcake Bunny Productions was* 😭

[@jeremyreed4558]

Bad series, nah, bad you

[@olaf2572]

and at this point the only one

[@Fivehe]

"A city so nice they named it Rice" - Amir "Exactly Rice" - Geoffrey

[@michaelaa163]

On a hat

[@Strummie]

@@michaelaa163 With a side of sauce.

[@nihal19961]

with some anti-foam

[@jonnnnniej]

While wearing a fadodo and an infinite jest

[@LMNtaLXicon]

With a side of Riley so bad, you could call her a B-oili

[@CrazyAssBitch701]

If I had a dollar for every Jake and Amir re-run I've watched, I would not be spending my Saturday night watching Jake and Amir re-runs.

[@e13kid]

Yeah you would

[@wheremybike]

Anyone else realise that Amir was probably trying to trick Jake into marrying him..?

[@WerewolfofEpicness]

Amir's character is definitely a repressed homosexual

[@jeromealday614]

@@WerewolfofEpicness I lowkey ship them

[@gbird.]

Ultimateviolet type beat

[@JohnDoe-hk5ec]

Jerome Alday me too!

[@RowBlanka]

@@WerewolfofEpicness nah

[@rileyventry4410]

bad scroll? Nah, bad you.

[@samp-w7439]

Was looking for this one ;)

[@immortalsun]

2:55 Jake’s Amir impression was hilarious!

[@lulusobel8643]

Agreed!

[@djones1234567654321]

'Its a HUB' is one of the best lines in the series

[@RebornLegacy]

That's the map that came with the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I know because I have a copy.

[@jeanarmin254]

I thought I was the only one who noticed. Lol.

[@Wires1994]

it aint

[@RebornLegacy]

Wires1994 Yes. It is.

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

Damian Louden Is that a limited edition copy of the map or something? cause mine was definitely not in parchment, it was like poster paper.

[@RebornLegacy]

CircumcisionIsChildAbuse Mine was also on paper and it's from the game of the year edition. I'm not sure what the limited edition version was like.

[@TheBilalien]

The way he says 'it's a hub!' Makes me laugh

[@vflamini]

yes

[@amphetaminedaydream]

sounds like a fucked up buzzfeed article

[@northusauser]

+Rupert Sigmund This was the precursor to buzzfeed articles

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+Tyler Durden - Definitely "bad you" for not understanding the word "redundant" and then lying about having looked it up.

[@ThePoptartster]

+Tyler Durden Dialer Turden

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

All Buzzfeed articles = fucked up. Saying a Buzzfeed article is fucked up is a given, making it redundant. That's the joke.

[@dusk565]

I honestly thought you loved it.

[@Roselieansy]

I love how the top 3 were all marriage!

[@ConnorCreed3]

i love how hes not answering jake's question on where he gets scrolls.

[@MuffinSparkle]

ConnorCreed3 On some of them you can clearly see a tag, which means that he buys them from somewhere, which seems more funny to me than him just having them

[@schuesslerlauren]

@Ian Langille That's more than an answer, that's a contract

[@RedstoneNinja99]

"I have a Rabbi Preist and Mosque on standby," "That last one wasn't even a person!" Ha!

[@macnolds4145]

Imam

[@sarahhanson5864]

That Rice, Texas joke is so underrated

[@juanwayne66]

jake should have given amir more props on the list bc his flow was actually pretty good

[@arg10250]

0:16 "You sick f*ck use your own name" best part!

[@bobxyzp]

This episode probably has the most J&E lines that randomly float through my head in daily life

[@SourSauerKraut]

I cry of laughter every time I watch these videos.

[@Blindwordsman]

tears of soy?

[@victortrinh2208]

You're beefing tears of soy

[@br9377]

People who come back to this video every xmas eve, I'd like to wish you a very merry christmas.

[@dizz2rugby]

finally a good college humor video. can't ever go wrong with jake and amir.

[@jacktumbleweed]

"Smoke a bowl and roll! Wake n' bake and make her make you a steak. You're ingesting weed and ecstasy and guess what day it is -- Xmas eve."

[@Wren_the_Bird_King]

delinquentJACK Have you done that before?

[@jacktumbleweed]

Wren Dean Have you *not*?

[@kittiekitz]

I like how Jake said 'thoughts on the list?' imitating Amir it just cracked me up haha.. Hilarious all through out!

[@chilldude30]

Came back here for a city so nice they named it rice. I think about that so often

[@chilldude30]

ITS A HUB

[@SamiiLovesYourMom]

the way jake says "thoughts on the list" makes me laugh so much

[@Jonbutter]

Can’t wait to do date number 5 today

[@Gojira.destroyingtokyo]

did you do it?

[@entirelygone457]

Amir: *does stupid shit* Jake: that was bad and you’re a bad person.

[@digiconner]

Best Jake and Amir, and even just video, on this channel for a while. Well done college humor, well done.

[@ArcaneKeeperD20]

The best episode omg

[@Ambister]

ALL RICE

[@angeloschutte64]

Ambister HENRY

[@fxdrte7010]

+A. Schutte all RICE

[@CapeMonty]

Pat's fish puppet from "Dating Coach Pt. !" is behind Amir the whole video.

[@AmethystEyes]

It’s been 8.5 years and I remember most of the words of this video. Lol

[@bencarpenter9707]

i have seen every jake and amir episode and this is by far my favorite

[@starfox300]

Jake and Amir is by far the funniest series they have. Because Jake seems to be the only person in all videos who is somewhat normal, he is the one that you can mostly identify yourself with. Because of this the situations seem more realistic and the extreme contrast between Jake and Amir and the other actors becomes more ridiculous than in any of the other shows.

[@T3AMKILL]

This is probably my favorite scroll vid. Next to top 10 fish to fry.

[@ToaTakila1]

"Honestly, i'm just trying to get laid." LOLOLOL

[@schuesslerlauren]

Bad way

[@mrkingjesse378]

This is one of my favorite episodes for sure. 2019!!!

[@coltonholloran7502]

scroll episodes are the best

[@psion0027]

That's great that your paying attention to some of the words in the video.

[@ArvisSc]

I actially watch these series just to watch Amir (NO HOMO).

[@lipton112]

actually

[@ArvisSc]

Rokkar Channel typo

[@lipton112]

its okay :)

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

+Red Vice Lol "no homo". Everybody watches these for Amir, he's funny.

[@Wavylinks]

I'm so glad I have computer class for 1 hr 45 minutes cos I just sit here and watch Jake and Amir lol

[@brentg6516]

They need to put these scrolls in a time capsule so the future will know how we lived.

[@ODAC25thKA]

This is the only reason why I am still subscribed.

[@ifellupthestairs]

"I HAVE A RABBI A PRIEST AND A MOSQUE ON STANDBY" LOOOOOOOOLLLLL XD

[@Mrchicagoagent3]

Those poems were beautiful! =')

[@stan_nonna]

Did anyone catch Jake's middle name(s)?

[@JohnnyKenny]

Pencooper

[@frylxvii5674]

Penn Cooper

[@bobtillich8306]

penne kuuper

[@panisochek]

omg i laughed soooo much, and this is the second time im watching this. thank you for making this! you guys are awesome. yeay!

[@phoebecp]

All marriages are arranged, if you include destiny

[@michaelmatter1222]

And guess what, I'm giving you that one for free.

[@geoff1025]

Still better than buzzfeed

[@leoarg92heavy]

'Lucky number slueven'

[@RemyLebeau1985]

"Thoughts on the list." was a perfect imitation of Amir.

[@MotionlessInMike]

"Have you done that before?" "Yes." LOL

[@krombopulos_michael]

I like how CH are finally making their videos in HD

[@calgit]

Amir is much better at impersonating Jake than Jake is at impersonating Amir

[@thatquietkid]

i love jake's shirt in this, that is a chill shirt. no wonder amir keeps a record of everything he wears

[@meaatefi5759]

This needs to be a marriage proposal 😂

[@ib7566]

It says 'Hudson Bay' on the scroll.... I know where I'm going this weekend.

[@MissMusicLuver97]

Lucky number shleven

[@callumchisholm3054]

my favorite movie

[@niksur7113]

Change your name to Kevin.

[@Geolojas]

I actually LOL'd at this, but not because of any one joke. It was more of a slow, steady accumulation of humor that got me.

[@challengeround4746]

these Jake and Amir videos are so fucking funny bring them back, CollegeHumor is not funny anymore Jake and Amir were the only reasons to go on CollegeHumor

[@gabenismahlord5822]

I don't think CollegeHumor had anything to do with it, I think that they left on their own.

[@ZillionMuffin]

GabenIsMahLord they never left. They still work for them doing their podcast

[@gabenismahlord5822]

Oh, really? Didn't know, I'll have to check that out. Thanks, man

[@shibadoge5349]

That's not entirely true, they have their own podcast network called Headgum nowadays. They're kind of philosophers in that regard.

[@TheDeathGlitch]

0:14 Jakes reaction is the best part of this whole video

[@brostravelandfood4932]

2020 still here

[@chrisluongo267]

Kojigamer🎮🎮 same

[@kai10100]

Love that movie that Amir said, "Lucky Number Sleven".

[@codyunderhill7439]

Awake and bake and have her make you a steak. -Amir Blumifeld

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

Wake and bake and make her make you a steak*

[@owen-cu6gr]

We're smoking weed and extacy, and guess what day it is:

[@jasonoldy69]

And, that's why I'm still subscribed to collegehumor. Bravo

[@balletgirl9812]

Amir's face at 1:11 hahahahahahahahahahaha

[@hmanthe6th155]

Oh my gosh dude

[@hmanthe6th155]

That's awesome

[@landanross2966]

It says girl in the username you puup

[@schuesslerlauren]

Needs to be a gif

[@ValensBellator]

I think that's the first time I've genuinely laughed at just a silly face in many years lol

[@RenTheBarbarian]

I love how the last 3 were proposals.

[@TylerMWeather9102]

Jake, you are getting the year wrong too dude. Its 2017, catch up with the times

[@nunyabusiness7858]

Tyler McCandless It's current year brah!

[@get_your_mood_right_]

Nunya Business That's the joke brah!

[@Grock620]

Tyler McCandless Nope. It’s 2019, still wrong.

[@filmoverfilm]

Watching this on “x-mass eve” hits different

[@zandie12]

A priest, a rabbi & a mosque

[@Apfelvater]

I saw you on MTV at Pranked/Punked!!!! :D

[@antagonist8629]

Lucky number sleven

[@antagonist8629]

Really good movie. In case someone was wondering

[@owen-cu6gr]

Change your name to Kevin!

[@1080Haza]

Has anyone else noticed he's using a map of Kalimdor from World of Warcraft for the scroll ??

[@benmoser11]

Is that a Skyrim map? Lol

[@frowlinian8175]

benmoser11 its northeastern Canada

[@sirhawkjames]

number 9, feelin WINE bro legendary line embedded into my brain for all time

[@julianmungarro1376]

I just noticed that's a skyrim map

[@mariodude13]

The debate has gone on for millennia, almost certainly not a skyrim map though. Source: I have one in my bedroom

[@dobby1313]

I’ve never had one of these as a first date which why all of my first dates so far have been drenched in disappointment

[@ninjasquidface]

Anyone else always impressed by Amir's rhyming skills?

[@SmokeyEdits]

Number one is the sweetest thing I've heard.

[@AY2014]

one time i accidently cut my self on my stomach, and i laughed so hard it re-opened the wound. Omfg it hurt so good

[@trexstudios]

"you sick Fuck use your own name!" That line and how it was presented was priceless!

[@Okanehira]

The Scroll episodes are top tier!

[@colin8696908]

that last one was pretty good.

[@tantegreta]

One of the best episodes ever!

[@Joeyjojoshabadoojr]

I'm glad you verified for us all you heard that one part of the video.

[@Andyfooh]

Did anyone else notice that they dubbed Jake saying “I don’t like it” over him saying “I don’t want it”

[@Dianeva89]

This is the first collegehumor video I've found funny in a while.

[@Jman6752]

whenever amir does the laugh at 0:30 it cracks me right up

[@NikSwiftDigs]

I have followed them for getting on to four years, but you know- each to their own.

[@DasChickenWang]

That last one was really sweet

[@AD221095]

I love how he rolls it up (awkward)

[@MWP4U]

The poem for the proposal would be sweet ... IF there weren't first date ideas. However, I gotta admit the wake n bake with steak sounds awesome!

[@hannes2927]

Pats fish toy in the background is a cool reference to another dating related JaA episode

[@R3fug333]

Either Amir talks to fast or I'm stupid. I have to keep replaying parts of the video to fully hear what he says properly.

[@anthypophora]

2:54 That was a great Amir impression

[@KinzyKenzie]

Good final rhyme, I gotta say.

[@chiefyways]

your picture scared me for a split second

[@reimuslocke]

number five is so god damn hilarious.. idk why but it's just too funny

[@xxgammaray]

One does not simply stop watching Jake and Amir.