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@Drarack8 жыл бұрын
The way Dave positions himself outside the door gets me every time.
@thatmanckid8 жыл бұрын
paha i know right, just before it closes on him as well
@BadIdeaBoss9 жыл бұрын
I love that Dave Rosenberg always thinks knocked out people are dead.
@thatmanckid8 жыл бұрын
like when amir hits rosie with the football
@switchmaster644 жыл бұрын
Anas 11 chalk*
@TheOfficialBacon4 жыл бұрын
@@switchmaster64 It is chalky, to be sure, but there are some redeeming characteristics
@switchmaster644 жыл бұрын
@@TheOfficialBacon No I mean it's literally chalk, I mean, look!
@TheOfficialBacon4 жыл бұрын
@@switchmaster64 Enough! More than enough, actually, okay? There's constructive criticism, and then there's this...this... this... this... this poison that you say to me
@michaelh139 жыл бұрын
Jake: "You're such a small coward" Immediately, Murph appears and Jake cries tears of soy
@lanaharrison18629 жыл бұрын
"You mean joy?... Tears of--..." *Sees actual tears of soy* "...How!?"
@OrganizedMadnes9 жыл бұрын
Michael Hooper remember that one time Jake overreacted to an 11 year old girl that rode her bike past him.
@bunnyfaceperson1238 жыл бұрын
+OrganizedMadnes She made a legit swipe at his bag! And his juice? It was full! It was unopened!
@MPearce343 жыл бұрын
He's beefing soy!
@ShilohRipka4 ай бұрын
Bn n @@OrganizedMadnes
@HandsUp121004 жыл бұрын
"My court-appointed attorney gave him a handy and a blow!" may be one of my favorite lines of the whole series
@Psychol-Snooper2 жыл бұрын
The punchline was "two jobs for the price of fun."
@valx52 жыл бұрын
@@Psychol-Snooper more like.... two jobs for the price of *PUN*
@PinkManGuy2 жыл бұрын
1:04 Number 8 is my favourite because of how relatable it is. We all known someone who's said something that's like... 25-50% correct. If you try to call them out on it, they repeat the part they're correct in while talking down to you... Or we've been that person. The way that Amir says "Asparagus is a vegetable..!" is perfect, he absolutely NAILED the tone.
@arjunholmie2 жыл бұрын
Yup, people dont point out these little funny moments in an argument that J and A capture perfectly
@BoolyK5 жыл бұрын
Fav detail about this episode is that even though Amir didn’t need to use the bathroom he still pulls down his pants inside to read the scroll
@matanamaron3609 ай бұрын
p p
@abhayrampal41208 ай бұрын
Is it cus he shits his khakis instead?
@haydenmacfarlane71944 жыл бұрын
I fucking love how Amir is able to see the future when he writes scrolls
@LazarusIsBackBaby Жыл бұрын
He is, after all, a wizard and a warlock
@SeraphsWitness Жыл бұрын
Jake not wanting to get dragged into a pedantic discussion about vegetables versus root vegetables is awesome.
@mikajulin2 жыл бұрын
"It was more than deserved, it was earned" has stuck with me for years. That's such a great way to describe some problems.
@dynaboyjl.42209 жыл бұрын
I thought Amir didn't wanna eat the yams? He hates yams, he doesn't wanna eat the yams and now he has to eat the yams! He's gotta eat the yams! Asparagus!
@owen-cu6gr5 жыл бұрын
Which of those is a vegetable to you?
@bwill1235 жыл бұрын
@@owen-cu6gr Strawberry??
@ub35214 жыл бұрын
Meat??
@hittingyouoverthehead4 жыл бұрын
Stop saying Yams!!
@BradyAus4 жыл бұрын
... *YaMS*
@thedick0093 жыл бұрын
The way Dave Rosenberg says his own name is the funniest goddamn thing ever
@firstnamelastname47528 жыл бұрын
A grey goose with gold teeth? I wonder if they were 'on sale'.
@thatmanckid8 жыл бұрын
*sal
@aloissmite86718 жыл бұрын
Sam
@kirbylover378 жыл бұрын
+Cook Isbae ... Sale.
@badarthraya61138 жыл бұрын
Off sale
@bobbobington41197 жыл бұрын
Anon Omous b
@thatquietkid7 жыл бұрын
I love how Jake doesn't even catch that Amir said "a whopper from Wendy's"
@Gabeghouls5 жыл бұрын
Its so good. But to be fair to Jake, that wasn't the weirdest part of that whole sentence.
@memsterboy128 жыл бұрын
I kinda want a show about Amir's childhood
@MrChickencooper8 жыл бұрын
hannibal rising its called
@MissMusicLuver978 жыл бұрын
+Dedpewl l Oh my goodness gracious, you just went there
@MrFearForce6 жыл бұрын
Young amir
@julianjuj94315 жыл бұрын
It would make me beef tears of soy
@HandsUp121004 жыл бұрын
Coming this Fall to CBS
@IPigGod10 жыл бұрын
i think they should do a video where its Murph vs Rosey. Kinda Amirs protector and Jakes lol
@gsr113310 жыл бұрын
I was about to say that :D
@BookishEmperor9 жыл бұрын
Rosie isn't Jakes protector, he's just tired of Amir hitting him in the head with stuff.
@TheBillieWay9 жыл бұрын
Mac It's actually Dave, Rosie's twin (I think) brother.
@surelock32216 жыл бұрын
mann gegen mann
@Winteramen3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBillieWay yeah, Dave beats up Amir for always bullying Jeff (since v early episodes).
@TheArabsolga10 жыл бұрын
"Do what you must, I accept your blows. Break my jaw, Eviscerate my nose" LMAOOOO
@CFijWPG8 жыл бұрын
Rosenberg is like the Murph to Amir's Jake.
@surelock32214 жыл бұрын
*to Jake's Amir
@TXTV14 жыл бұрын
What
@rageboyRM10 жыл бұрын
Ah this brings back memories...... my father also tried to drown me in alcohol when I was 11......
@LimitedWard10 жыл бұрын
Wait, really? That's pretty fucked up.
@shipuddenshaq10 жыл бұрын
LimitedWard You say that like it's not a normal part of childhood...
@Illyndra10 жыл бұрын
Mine gave me beer in a sippy cup on a regular basis as a kid age 2-4ish to "keep me quiet" -_-;
@TheUltramuppet10 жыл бұрын
Illyndra L well that's how we all end up on the internet
@rageboyRM10 жыл бұрын
***** Sounds like good times, bet you cry.... I mean LAUGH about it now, right?
@vivianvizcarra21799 ай бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving everyone
@luisvalencia43459 ай бұрын
thank you happy thanksgiving to you too!
@jaidaniels539210 жыл бұрын
You know what this was missing, if i dare say? If only they including a simple rosé.
@jw-py9nw5 жыл бұрын
Rosie doesn't know what dead means
@Yoni12310 жыл бұрын
come on jake, scroll episodes are the best!
@10outofTenley10 жыл бұрын
Clicked this the moment I saw "scroll"... thank you, Amir.
@PogieJoe10 жыл бұрын
The scroll episodes are incredible. XD The rhymes are glorious.
@loganmorrison46774 жыл бұрын
Y'all know what time it is. Gotta come back yearly for this ish
@ironspidey0 Жыл бұрын
Rosie standing outside the door never fails to make me laugh, even after all these years haha
@Thomas-hh2yu Жыл бұрын
That's not Rosie that's his brother. Even though they're both Rosenbergs, Jeff is the one with the Rosie nickname
@heionlife92948 ай бұрын
@@Thomas-hh2yu Dave goes with the Rosey spelling
@thedick0098 жыл бұрын
Dave Rosenberg is so good in this video. The way he says his own name makes me lose it every time
@samuelborsellino25534 жыл бұрын
Roses are red, clovers are green, there will always be a Jake and Amir, that I have not seen.
@JoshRimer10 жыл бұрын
Where do they come up with this stuff? XD
@dropout10 жыл бұрын
In the office.
@aimeechevallier270310 жыл бұрын
CollegeHumor Jesus.
@joeluiscortez371410 жыл бұрын
Lol smartass
@EmgoFilms10 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's that hard.
@G00DFACE10 жыл бұрын
#hashbag
@blueturtle3623 Жыл бұрын
Good lord do I want a psychologist to analyze Amir.
@Dangerwiggles10 жыл бұрын
D: He didn't wash his hands!!
@MegaGangsta4life10 жыл бұрын
*GASP* That fiend! I love how you point that out and not the fact that he killed Amir xD
@SOLAR_WillToWin6 жыл бұрын
"Two jobs for the price of fun" LOL I lost my shit
@DarkOkamiAlpha7 жыл бұрын
Rosies number most said line "He's dead"
@Draikenx10 жыл бұрын
Amir got kicked in the face. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
@fjrthtgrjhrjhr2 жыл бұрын
That kick is actually really realistic haha
@DridgeDEU10 жыл бұрын
Haha, I loved this bully guy
@thelight660710 жыл бұрын
they call him rosey, if you have seen past jake and amir's, amir always abused him
@itsjoebrown12310 жыл бұрын
THE LIGHT That's rosey's brother dave
@thelight660710 жыл бұрын
it is, i always thought Rosey was his nickname, and his full real name was David Rosenberg
@ApartmentViews10 жыл бұрын
THE LIGHT No, his nickname is Rosie. His full name is Jeff Rosenburg (seen in 'Hardly Working: New Guy' as the first guy to get beat up... and many other CH videos that I can't remember right now). The guy in this video is his brother Dave Rosenburg.
@JoshLikeCrazy10 жыл бұрын
ApartmentViews They look exactly the same
@NYStateOfMind98610 жыл бұрын
So I guess this is revenge for the bread (chalk) throwing incident from last episode
@alexpabloroy10 жыл бұрын
Amir's killed him a couple times like that. Like with a football in the episode where his class all wrote letters to his future self hoping he was dead.
@CooldownRedux10 жыл бұрын
Alexander Roy yeah i know but in the last episode, he throws bread and kills rosie
@neontime85078 жыл бұрын
Dave is getting revenge for his brother.
@aeddonmckaba97976 жыл бұрын
A wren isn't even a pheasant. That's why I love this show.
@sfbuck4153 жыл бұрын
his kick can't be that terrifying if it took him so many tries to break the latch on a bathroom stall
@adfuzz64 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that they film J&A in the stalls with the doors open, you can see the back of the latch on the left side of the screen
@lifequotient3 жыл бұрын
How are you gonna have bird love, for a pheasant you've never heard of?? 🤣
@RiddLs10 жыл бұрын
Number 5 is one of my favorite lines in CH history.
@bladeraptor13 жыл бұрын
Darn i want amir to teach me how to teleport
@fortnitevision42408 жыл бұрын
I know Amir was referencing a song, but do you think the grey goose Amir is talking about could be Sale the goose? Y'know the goose with the ganked dentures.
@felixhultman1848 жыл бұрын
Sal?
@dirtyjewmouth8 жыл бұрын
+Felix Hultman lolol no sale
@felixhultman1848 жыл бұрын
+dirtyjewmouth Sam?
@fortnitevision42408 жыл бұрын
+Felix Hultman Did I mention sale was a goose?
@TheCooderix6 жыл бұрын
Sale, sal or sam?
@ModernEphemera9 жыл бұрын
Amir Raymond Blumois
@davidgoesnanners10 жыл бұрын
Lol I love how Rosey just stands outside the door at parade rest.
@nikitanair656610 жыл бұрын
the rhyme is unreal! Epicness!
@95Bartlett Жыл бұрын
I love how Jake walks to the bathroom to get away from Amir fully knowing that is a boundary he has crossed several times before.
@jeffinson54173 жыл бұрын
When Amir pulls out the scroll y’know its’s a banger lol
@Schubert347 жыл бұрын
I wish we could have seen Dave v. Murph
@jonnypayne5984 жыл бұрын
Trapp v Pat
@gregfix33334 жыл бұрын
yo my ad started "own a business? youre gonna want to see this" and i deadass thought they were about to have a scroll
@paoesmile6 жыл бұрын
Amir is _such_ an *amazing* poet
@andrewcnut99110 жыл бұрын
two jobs for the price of fun! haha best line of all his lists
@Wren_the_Bird_King7 жыл бұрын
The scary things I think Amir would actually eat me for number 10.
@POVgames10 жыл бұрын
IT WAS THANKS GIVING TODAY? lol, I just played Battlefield all day...
@owenc.828810 жыл бұрын
same here
@ultimatetaggerung10 жыл бұрын
thats depressing
@leejahtsosie392710 жыл бұрын
ultimatetaggerung Depressing and true...
@magicalmysteryollie9 жыл бұрын
best scroll video!
@tannermcdavid63339 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@shanebanzet72055 ай бұрын
"This hulking ape is more than in shape, and look at me this frightened queer jew." Is such a hard line
@SoulSonder26 Жыл бұрын
I love the lore that Rosie just can't tell when people are dead, and always says they're dead even if they're fine. See: the Bread episode. ... he was bread the whole time.
@a.99133 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I just realized that Dave Rosenberg stood at parade rest outside of the bathroom. That's such a hilarious detail.
@bbuerk91933 жыл бұрын
No matter what I’m doing, if I think about the way Dave stands outside the door I will laugh out loud.
@RatherBaAnime7 жыл бұрын
Amir's face when he first starts the scroll. He knows has about to have a good time lolol
@detryish6 жыл бұрын
stood up, pointed at me and said:"I rest my case."
@Kgnsbdj5 жыл бұрын
i wish it happend to someone else, and not me. pretty mean to wish that on someone else haha
@alexandermarc56415 жыл бұрын
Probably the best episode of Jake and Amir.
@duskopejic18210 жыл бұрын
Guys, I don't know what crazy subliminal messages you are doing when editing, but I'm laughing even in my sleep every time I see one of your videos! Jake and Amir - GREATNESS
@BlackPurist6 жыл бұрын
who else comes back here every thanksgiving
@person186010 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious!
@noahbarnes51728 жыл бұрын
You know he only pointed out the fact that McDonald's doesn't sell dunkaroos, doesn't even point out that he said he was getting a whopper from Wendy's
@AaronTheImposter4 жыл бұрын
I'm so mad this never became a TV show
@70sman Жыл бұрын
The worst part is that there's a pilot out there, unreleased.
@bengoldberg169 жыл бұрын
Holy shit what happened to rosy. Havent seen him in forever, then he comes back super different
@Nullllus9 жыл бұрын
That's his brother.
@Jonasman31510 жыл бұрын
This made me remember "4th of July Scroll". One of the best Jake and Amir clip!
@johnmuschaweck93954 жыл бұрын
They make my day every day. I fucking love these videos.
@OhplsAndrew7 жыл бұрын
Amir "Raymond" Bloom-wah~
@Rokodor1510 жыл бұрын
Nov 28th 2013 RIP Amir bloomingfield. You won't be missed by many
@PinkManGuy6 жыл бұрын
"Asparagus...! Asparagus is a vegetable...!" IcriedLaughing
@twilightsparkle754 жыл бұрын
And YAAMMSSS!
@Welpme697 жыл бұрын
I love the intro to this scroll video... "uhh... Unreal!"
@jimmysonglaugh81105 жыл бұрын
I feel like it would have made sense for Jake to call on Dave whenever Amir called on Murph.
@Rylee_G2 жыл бұрын
Amir speaks in free association poetry
@Anjolei210 жыл бұрын
when amir started singing royals HAHAHA
@PurpsJL_HAQ5 жыл бұрын
I love how Dave Rosenberg always beats up Amir as if revenge for when Amir would always beat up Jeff Rosenberg.
@dbrikhs10 жыл бұрын
Amir is misunderstood
@BennyPress10 жыл бұрын
lol just the title of the video made me laugh
@devin_so_devious6 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't Amir get Murph to deal with Dave 😂😂
@vocationforaliving13986 жыл бұрын
One of the best guys!
@Blaze5x5x52 жыл бұрын
I noticed this 8 years too late considering I saw this when it came out but when jake gets up and it cuts back to amir then back to him the editor made the jump a few seconds too early so jake finishes standing twice. Like he had started to take a step cut to amir and then back and he finishes standing and walks again
@amyb309410 жыл бұрын
every lorde reference brings everything just little closer to home
@evantomlinson10 жыл бұрын
Merry Spanksgiving
@asseater00778 жыл бұрын
amir is me when I write a song
@user840742 жыл бұрын
Finally time to watch this again :)
@scytha372110 жыл бұрын
I love all the scroll episodes. This will be the fifth for my specific playlist.
@JSwaggaUnplugged10 жыл бұрын
I nearly died when Amir started singing Royals.
@hannes29275 жыл бұрын
I think Amir knows how to heleport
@captainautobots2 жыл бұрын
Dave is to Amir what Murph is to Jake.
@alexthekiddgaming3406 жыл бұрын
I've re-watched this five time's and the violent twitch at the end still get's me XD
@cocoafox8 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving 2015 :3
@lucyanne96268 жыл бұрын
+Sean Hale Watching this video is the only way I know how to celebrate Thanksgiving.
@cocoafox8 жыл бұрын
Sam S hahaha xD
@Mish3aaL1310 жыл бұрын
I love how college humor makes everyone look like a bad ass
@AndrewPonti6 жыл бұрын
When Jake says "Miss-information" did you not just want to yell "FAKE NEWS!", or was that just me? No, just me? Oh well, at least it was 2 jobs for the price of fun.