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@R3DSeries8 жыл бұрын
"You wizard, you warlock."
@TylerDurdenIsRad8 жыл бұрын
Best part
@jesusthroughmary7 жыл бұрын
All time great J&A line.
@Strummie4 жыл бұрын
JeaIous A-spooghett! Oops! Cigarette... juice.
@rickywilliams15863 жыл бұрын
Amir multiclassing I see.
@bradleyallan10222 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend and I still say this regularly
@popwwy3 жыл бұрын
You know AI had gotten smart enough to kill us all when KZbin auto-generated captions effortlessly recognize the phrase "crustacean drool cube".
@isaacelite Жыл бұрын
Just checked, and unfortunately humanity will be shortly ending. Bow to our robot overlords.
@dixiecronin779110 ай бұрын
Nah, it still doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're," so we're safe for at least a little longer.
@Vermilionaire9 ай бұрын
Why wouldn’t it? It’s a perfectly normal name like Paul, Janet, Stanson…
@whatwhat2448 ай бұрын
It also says Jake Namir in the beginning
@jesusthroughmary7 жыл бұрын
"You wizard. You warlock." - all time great J&A line
@ferrosplice846010 ай бұрын
Remember
@megharoni9 жыл бұрын
Jake can't even stop himself from smiling anymore.
@zackzaktm27589 жыл бұрын
I always took his smiling to be planned disbelief/rage. I actually never considered that he just couldn't help laughing. Bummer!
@-Offstar9 жыл бұрын
It's what happens when you enjoy what you do and your working with Amir and the character he plays he has a lot of funny material that it's hard to not laugh at at times.
@scottboyd75869 жыл бұрын
I agree... And quite frankly, it's becoming a problem. Haha, nah. Jk
@Spiiiderrr9 жыл бұрын
Zack ZakTM I didn't notice jake's laughing too, but once you've seen some outtakes, you notice he is almost laughing in every scene in all the videos, which makes them kind of more fun to watch
@dexterous1874 жыл бұрын
It's more like a shit eating grin
@jasonkelly16929 жыл бұрын
"You're absolutely free-styling." *amir flips over the scroll to reveal the text" "You wizard. You warlock" Best lines in Jake and Amir. Ever.
@kwameblankson68039 жыл бұрын
The hot box scroll is my fav
@conordrake29869 жыл бұрын
***** agreed, absolutely killed me
@bunnyfaceperson1238 жыл бұрын
u sorcerer, u witch doctor. u put some sort of hex on me
@seanutter4287 жыл бұрын
and that it was signed Rodrigo Oii
@thisisnotthetimeorplacehow16094 жыл бұрын
It was definitely the lowest hanging fruit of this sketch
@cl92827 жыл бұрын
"I mispoke, you just said crustacean drool cube on purpose"
@michaelramsey825 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's because it's 3:36 AM, but this is the funniest line I've ever heard.
@virg0_lem0nade5 жыл бұрын
still one of my favorite lines years later 😂😂😂 fuck
@HIKAJO5 жыл бұрын
I read your comment the moment said that line
@ImSquiggs4 жыл бұрын
Crustacean Drool Cube, new band name I said it first no stealing
@1Peasant4 ай бұрын
back to the list
@steveniccolai44728 жыл бұрын
I think one of the most underrated lines in j&a is "Gosling is on a strict no fish diet. You know it, I know it, the American people know it." It cracks me up every time.
@Chameleon_daddi8 жыл бұрын
It's the reason this is my favorite scroll skit
@shawhawthorne28957 жыл бұрын
Steve Niccolai then why is he on the list! lol love these
@brendontompa-clinch23065 жыл бұрын
Samee
@schuesslerlauren5 жыл бұрын
"You think Gosling eats fried fish?! You fucking idiot! He's an Adonis!"
@counturblessings11793 жыл бұрын
Its up there with "facebook just became myspace"
@matthewkagan69214 жыл бұрын
I love how they sometimes imply that Amir has powers.
@Bestovius3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@Syrange135 жыл бұрын
Amir slowly and silently rolling up the scroll with a pencil sticking out of his throat followed by "I do fear that I'm actually going to die" is one of the best comedic performances of our time.
@RatedMforMeenie3 жыл бұрын
10. Penguin 9. Sashimi 8. Catfish 7. Kevin Bacon 6. Halibut 5. Ryan Gosling doesn't eat fried fish, but also maybe Lox 4. Bass 3. Haddock 2. Tuna 1. Pencil
@fyukfy23662 жыл бұрын
9 is also getting a fillet o fish
@Treegrower2 жыл бұрын
Two: nah. Tuna!
@theramo02 жыл бұрын
10. A fightless turd
@iliekgaems2626 Жыл бұрын
you literally stole my comment
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 Жыл бұрын
Number one wasn't even anything. So you just put pencil
@legoindy1119 жыл бұрын
#8. Fill your plate. When this fat fish died, we ate catfish, fried. But don't let this mustation fool you. This fish is all woman, and a crustacean drool cube.
@arjoonsrikanth19146 жыл бұрын
Mustachian*
@pityisz5 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the drool cube joke like im 5?
@randid79785 жыл бұрын
De Petris István No reference, he literally just needed some words to sort of sound like “fool you”, which is the icing on the train wreck cake that was that sentence, that list, this scroll habit, his life
@phil60578 жыл бұрын
I love all the times in this series when Amir gets offended by Jakes comment and goes "Excuse? "
@meepzer8 жыл бұрын
It's happened three times.
@meepzer8 жыл бұрын
Never mind, I'm wrong. The Jake and Amir scripts appear to have lied to me...
@RVCIpodHelp7 жыл бұрын
phil6057 no really excuse you
@Ninjujitsu5 ай бұрын
Stop saying that. Okay, I've asked you.
@katcauldron69497 жыл бұрын
"Rodrigo O~" That's how I introduce myself now... I don't have a lot of new friends.
@AndrewPonti5 жыл бұрын
I do that too :D that part gets me every time!
@keerthan40814 жыл бұрын
Please tell me the episode where Jake will see this name on amir's phone to be pound pound 6969
@ARIS-Komuniszt4 жыл бұрын
This is hands-down the best line of this video
@astronautrocks3 жыл бұрын
Why O why
@trickyricketts3 жыл бұрын
I’d be your friend, RodrigoOoo.
@tori96549 жыл бұрын
Oh. My. Cod. Look at. That. Cut.
@AndrewPonti5 жыл бұрын
This is HALIBUT! I sing this all the time and end up getting everyone else to sing it :D
@BradyAus3 жыл бұрын
Oh. My. Cod. I like halibut. (hugh)
@InternetStranger4763 жыл бұрын
excuse
@Thomas-hh2yu2 жыл бұрын
I just love the beginning when Amir is so calm while blocking the projectiles with his scroll
@tobyphillips43129 жыл бұрын
Jake and Amir is the best thing on College Humor and has been since they started making them. Anyone who disagrees is wrong. And I mean wrong. None of this 'everyone is entitled to their opinion' bull crap. No. You're wrong! WRONG, I SAY!
@mariabrown69269 жыл бұрын
Yesssss TODAH
@Fliptheonly9 жыл бұрын
You're*
@davidphillips79279 жыл бұрын
Give my last name back, toby.
@onepunchmanlookslikejohnny40899 жыл бұрын
you mean you're wrong and yes you are wrong
@MrOverSuper9 жыл бұрын
your
@Ashutoshlakra7 жыл бұрын
"i do fear that i am actually going to die"
@zyaicob4 жыл бұрын
My favorite fish
@pyrosaitanl61079 жыл бұрын
"you wizard, you warlock" shit lost, fuck me dead why is this shit so funny
@devinblack206 жыл бұрын
My all time favorite Jake and Amir episode ever... Seen this dozens of times
@nilek1988 жыл бұрын
The time it took him to roll up that scroll has me dead
@emilyjoy69723 жыл бұрын
Him too by the looks of it
@nilek1983 жыл бұрын
@@emilyjoy6972 you probably didn’t think i would reply but I’m so pathetically watching J&A sketches 4 years later 😂
@Beaudunk6 жыл бұрын
*#7 A Bacon named Kevin*
@lorhendo50485 жыл бұрын
Beau Duncan i absolutely lost it when he said that !
@blushingfrieza5 жыл бұрын
Number 2. Nah
@TimmyMcGowan4 жыл бұрын
#5 an Owen named Clive
@isaacgartzman75233 жыл бұрын
“Fried fish is a feast And now I’m deceased” Could be the last line of a Shakespearean play, beautiful
@phantom-.3 жыл бұрын
"This fish is all woman... and a crustacean... drool cube."
@spodybanjack88007 жыл бұрын
I love how for the entire video he was just staring at the words 'this pencil is no fun' Edit: It has been brought to my attention that this is not, in fact, the case. I officially retract this statement. I am ashamed to have allowed this accidental untruth to sully the comments section of my favourite Jake and Amir. I hope you all can find it in your heart to forgive me.
@Bigchungus91826 жыл бұрын
Spandan Banerjee not really, you could see the script taped on the scroll in the beginning of the video
@michaelholtz5995 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Saunders Shhhhhhh. He was staring at "this pencil is no fun"
@schuesslerlauren4 жыл бұрын
Apologize for nothing... Bad mistake? Nah. Bad you
@trogwillow38054 жыл бұрын
I liked this when I read the edit. Social epistemologists of the internet can sleep better know that @Spandan Banjergee is doing their bit - thank you.
@Strummie4 жыл бұрын
I mean, I love how that’s supposed to be implied though.
@sfbuck4153 жыл бұрын
It's not hard to imagine someone like Amir has magical powers. It's harder to imagine someone like him could survive without divine intervention on an hourly basis or more often sometimes.
@josepicanta5774 Жыл бұрын
Out of all the Jake and Amir episodes I've watched (which is all of them, repeatedly) "Crustacean drool cube" will forever randomly stick out in my head. So baller; I'm crying tears of soy right now.
@kylehankin67703 жыл бұрын
You wizard...you warlock.
@iliekgaems26264 жыл бұрын
10; penguin 9:Fillet o'fish 8: Crustacean drool cube (catfish) 7: Kevin Bacon 6: not fried halibut 5. Locks 4.Bass 3.Haddock 2.Twona ( forget that neck pain) 1.a Soliloquy
@Bestovius4 жыл бұрын
beautiful
@DoseofZest4 жыл бұрын
Lox*
@iliekgaems26263 жыл бұрын
@@DoseofZest i spelled soliloquy correct and lox incorrect. i am amir.
@Skiloose3 жыл бұрын
Amir's big hearty smile after Jake repeats "P.U. poo" back to him is such an underrated moment in this episode
@feroro99208 жыл бұрын
Crustacean drool cube
@Strummie4 жыл бұрын
It’s kind of sad to think that Amir gave up on a list and just wrote that because he knew no matter what the scroll said, Jake would just end up throwing a pencil at him. It’s like some weird, twisted call for help.
@dj12dj12a939 жыл бұрын
You wizard, you warlock.
@ThePrimalEarth5 жыл бұрын
Crustacean drool cube is somehow the funniest line college humor has ever written.
@MasterSquirrel9932 жыл бұрын
Rodrigo _“Oh!”_ is probably my favorite scroll name of all time xD
@sammywoose9 жыл бұрын
Jake is normally close to laughing, but he's so obviously enjoying it in this video, it somehow made it funnier XD
@tiamta7 жыл бұрын
One of the best Jake and Amir's ever. Hands down.
@Mrclassy469 жыл бұрын
please post the 10 minute outtakes of this episode :D
@Arskite9 жыл бұрын
YES
@mamu8519 жыл бұрын
How do you know there was outtakes? This is one take Jake we're dealing with here.
@emmablowguns9 жыл бұрын
mamu851 more like ten take jake irl haahaha :P
@Spiiiderrr9 жыл бұрын
No matter how many takes it took, saying crustacean droolcube on camera without laughing is an admirable feet
@mamu8519 жыл бұрын
***** Thanks Mr. Literal.
@wickedamoeba87196 жыл бұрын
Everyone needs a friend like Jake. No matter how pissed he gets he still listens, engages, and cares about Amir.
@dynaboyjl.42209 жыл бұрын
1. This Pencil's no fun. :( -Rodrigo O!
@RebornLegacy9 жыл бұрын
Fuck the haters! I love this god damn series. It keeps me subscribed to this channel.
@JustMiggie9 жыл бұрын
Lol that guy removed our comments lol
@RebornLegacy9 жыл бұрын
themightyhastro HE'S BEEN HURT REAL BAD IN THA BOOTY!
@JustMiggie9 жыл бұрын
He has been hurt in the booty lol
@iamawesomelessness9 жыл бұрын
Cannot be any more true
@RebornLegacy9 жыл бұрын
asspounderify ?
@MrGgBaller1879 жыл бұрын
"You wizard, you warlock" lmaooooooooo
@wahatda89442 жыл бұрын
I love how we just accept Amir and Cherry Dude have magical powers.
@josh_wah9 жыл бұрын
he was trying so hard not to laugh when Amir did that hand motion
@michaelramsey825 жыл бұрын
My favorite Jake & Amir quote ever: "I misspoke, you just said crustacean drool cube on purpose."
@lordhippopie95285 жыл бұрын
This and the Fourth of July scroll are so incredibly funny.
@zama4222 жыл бұрын
I still use the phrase “crustacean drool cube” to this day.
@angusroebuck67649 жыл бұрын
I'm not always the biggest fan of Jake and Amir, but can honestly say I was laughing out loud at that episode. Great work guys hahaha.
@Ehecod9 жыл бұрын
As a long-time fan of J&A, I can say that the recent episodes haven't been that great but this one was gold.
@ffsf7397 жыл бұрын
The best of the scroll series!
@TriforceTK8 жыл бұрын
"God I hate your fingers"
@marinarabandit Жыл бұрын
I like how often they just cut back to Jake just starting without him saying anything in this one. The raw power of that image.
@th3on3thatb3atu9 жыл бұрын
You wizard... You warlock I'm dying someone help
@jpodftwАй бұрын
Jake's "you wizard, you warlock" is my ringtone 😂
@lipton1129 жыл бұрын
*Global Wolf* has been providing Amir his scrolls this whole time. *Subtle*
@grahamiii9 жыл бұрын
And not illegal... That old bastard.
@terrymadill9 жыл бұрын
Graham He's such a nuisance.
@Arisat09 жыл бұрын
Hello paladin
@lipton1129 жыл бұрын
Well met.
@EternalxWar9 жыл бұрын
Rokkar Channel Rexxar Versus Uther! "Let The Hunt Begin." "l will fight with honour." "Well met." "Greetings, traveller," Don't worry, l got you.
@scottwhiting2544 жыл бұрын
At 3:01 Jake was so close to breaking character
@DingoTheDemon9 жыл бұрын
This was probably the funniest Jake and Amir I've seen in a long time.
@mattarmanasco29719 жыл бұрын
This was easily the best new jake and Amir episode.
@sarahhanson58642 жыл бұрын
Amir putting Kevin Bacon on the Top 10 Fish To Fry list lines up with him thinking anything that’s not a bird is a fish
@TK_Randell4 жыл бұрын
This is the BEST scroll video because there is only 1 fried fish option on the Top 10 Fish to Fry.
@zohair40329 жыл бұрын
"U wizard, u warlock." 😂
@colettevillagecenter34779 жыл бұрын
I really loved this... The pencil in the neck was hilarious.
@WillzThaTube9 жыл бұрын
Please never stop doing Jake and Amir skits!!! I literally had to hold my laughs in at work watching this one. Lol bravo guys.
@EyesofWrath9 жыл бұрын
The angrier Jake gets, the happier I get.
@Ndo019 жыл бұрын
The chain of events is super unexpected which makes it one of the funniest eps in a while.
@thedick0097 жыл бұрын
So if the whole list was actually written before Amir got the pencil in his neck, that means Number 3 legitimately was just "Haddock"
@ball8kiwi9 жыл бұрын
I've been watching these since freshman year in high school and now I'm about to graduate college and you guys are still funny as ever. Love the podcast too! Heh.
@jonas33332 жыл бұрын
What's great about this episode is, it hits funny at least 3 times. 1. The "Excuse?" bit. Pulled off perfectly. 2. The "I hate your fingers." part. Jake was clearly losing it after saying that, but let's face it, Amir's fingers have to be the weirdest ones I've ever seen and I don't even know why. 3. The "You Wizard; you Warlock!" finisher. Great joke. Well done.
@s.o.k.13934 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites, I've seen this at least 30 times
@shannonschool9 жыл бұрын
This series has literally been my life for about 3 years now. Thank you guys so much! NEVER STOP MAKING THESE!!!
@meagan45457 жыл бұрын
Out of the hundreds of jake and amir episodes that I've seen, this very well may be my favorite.
@virg0_lem0nade5 жыл бұрын
“fried fish is a feast. and now im deceased” i want that shit on my tombstone lmfao
@Comraderob14 жыл бұрын
Anyone see the new Jake and Amir yet?
@THE-BIG-JP-REILS4 жыл бұрын
Recycling old lists
@devinedevil71864 жыл бұрын
It was good
@krinklechris Жыл бұрын
My favorite J&A episode - the pacing, the conflict; every individual line stands great on its own as well as working well alongside each other. Memorable, entertaining, and engaging.
@ChrizzeeB11 ай бұрын
Let my last words by these: "Fried fish is a feast; and now I'm deceased". respect.
@dkingofkingz9 жыл бұрын
Every episode is funny and gets some smiles out of me, but this episode had me laughing the most I can recently remember. Great job J&A.
@spamreciever42087 жыл бұрын
Jake and Amir hold this channel together like Zero Punctuation holds together the escapist.
@adiadiy9 жыл бұрын
"It's a fortunate coincedence" I LOL'd
@PremierRikLatyeskov9 жыл бұрын
"How are you getting dumber?" I'm coughing laughing lol!
@pretzels32734 жыл бұрын
At 3:56 you can see where they taped the script to the scroll
@SultenZone9 жыл бұрын
Say what you want, I love whenever he pulls out a list.
@justinbayless82845 жыл бұрын
I like how he glued the script on the scroll.
@CrazyCatMan135 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite episodes
@WonkaSweet9 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it at "You Wizard"
@grahamiii9 жыл бұрын
Jake and Amir are the best. If anyone is a fan and hasn't heard about their podcast check it out. Its called If I Were You It's real, trill and a little bit coy.
@Ehecod9 жыл бұрын
It's very coy, and a little bit average.
@MixoZ9 жыл бұрын
Who else thinks this is one of the best yet?? + Jake looked on the edge of laughing a couple of times haha
@JacobDejarnett9 жыл бұрын
"You wizard, you warlock." I played that five times I don't know why that was so funny to me but it KILLED ME.
@havingteawiththedevil9 жыл бұрын
You people may not think Jake and amir is funny anymore, but just their little banters going back and fourth with each other is enough to keep me laughing forever.
@danielburnett68179 жыл бұрын
Im so glad they keep making these. College humor is bloody fantastic.
@lolstormzify9 жыл бұрын
in tears over the last few of these
@paulito53912 жыл бұрын
This episode still has me dying to this day.
@jimjones10499 жыл бұрын
they jumped the frickin carp on this one
@Hollameyah8998 ай бұрын
2:46 I just like how Amir speaks about Ryan Gosling like he’s his personal agent. I was enthralled and appalled by the dedication.
@snorlaxgender11 ай бұрын
Amir saying "never matter" just like Doobs does warms my heart of cold
@inconsolablepeasant15489 жыл бұрын
This is the best one in a while. Despite all the hate Jake and Amir gets, I love it, it's the reason I am still subscribed to CollegeHumor. Although they have come out with some good videos lately. Keep it up Jake and Amir!
@jackkingsby1163 жыл бұрын
They are without a doubt the best comedy duo on KZbin
@swi58ch9 жыл бұрын
this is not just the best thing on college humour, but one of the funniest series I have ever seen
@bplcrew15259 жыл бұрын
You Wizard, You Warlock... *crying*
@spamreciever42087 жыл бұрын
"It's a fortunate coincidence."
@wedontevenknow277 жыл бұрын
I feel like jake is just trying to hold back laughter in every shoot
@dusk5657 жыл бұрын
My big piranha don't want naan unless you fry that bun. Oh my cod, look at that cut. Oh my cod, I like halibut.
@olliemellor9 жыл бұрын
Please never stop making these, best KZbin comedy series