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ABOUT BROOKLYN NINE-NINE
"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.
Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.
Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.
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[@josemaria8177]

This title just confirms that Boyle runs the channel

[@cheekbonelover]

I want Boyle to write fanfictions 😂

[@Crunkles1119]

@@cheekboneloverwho says he doesn’t?

[@shihsntz5301]

Erotic friend fictions?

[@yellowcapspringstein6078]

​@@Crunkles1119The real question is whether we're emotionally ready to read them

[@nomad8024]

I had my suspicions

[@deeppatel4925]

"I don't wanna hang out with a stupid baby who's never met Jake" 💀💀💀

[@adamdaramola9702]

Charles boyle🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dantegw]

omg i was about to write this, i cryed myself to laugh at work, my collegues had to wait 5 min of me lughing to explain what i was laughing to!

[@KatonNeko]

Amy is a geeky nerd, Jake is a nerdy geek. They are perfect for each other.

[@Athenagoddessxoxo]

that is the perfect way to describe their adorable relationship.

[@bdebrunok]

also, amy is a domme and jake's a sub.

[@stickynote6969]

@@Athenagoddessxoxo adorkable relationship**

[@spencerkagen1386]

One could almost say they were... * _dramatic pause_ * *_Made_* for each other? Thank you, I'll be here all week.

[@thehalkatboi1174]

Nice one ​@@spencerkagen1386

[@S3KCRY4N]

"The pegging worked" caught me so off guard

[@bigsouthstrength]

I was looking for this comment lolololol.

[@DaroFBR]

I swear it says "the banging worked" on Netflix's. Either that or I'm having a stroke.

[@The99forever]

@@DaroFBRtheir subtitles were so wrong on Netflix. I always heard pegging but the subtitle said banging 😂

[@saz19s8]

@@DaroFBR he definitely said pegging 😂

[@greencreekranch]

i did not remember that

[@maaaatxt]

jake's face for "this b needs a c in her a" will never gets old

[@andregordon2599]

Very much an "I'm VERY surprised but very down" lmao

[@arwyss]

Yeah, that was MY reaction

[@tpresto9862]

And Amy's reaction. She seemed so genuinely horrified.

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

​@@tpresto9862he was a lot more open to getting a c in his a than she was

[@avriiile]

@@thegreatandterrible4508LMAOOO

[@turiksi0615]

I cannot emphasize enough how PERFECT AND HEALTHY their relationship was

[@SilverHyozanryu]

Until that God awful hospital episode where everyone felt out of character.

[@Im_Arceus]

@@SilverHyozanryu casecation

[@malvin_gaming]

It was so beautiful

[@zuleikhashari]

@@SilverHyozanryui refuse to recognise that episode as canon

[@theonetruefusion8533]

@@SilverHyozanryu wha happem

[@macktheknifee9301]

This is the best-written, down to earth and realistic relationship on all of television, ever! I always cry on their wedding and when Mac is born

[@kumamonout3297]

Them and leslie and Ben from Parks and Rec!

[@jackalexande]

@@kumamonout3297 leslie and ben were so cute together

[@Leodicaprisunknowsshit]

Same 😭

[@notwerkinginthishouse8634]

Ikr, i recently watched them ​@@jackalexande

[@vii6081]

The wedding was SO CUTE😭

[@CoopenhagenX]

I was today years old when I made the connection between "4 drink Amy" and her having 4 drinks during her date with Jake!

[@Im_basically_an_Npc]

I love this show so much man

[@cgsoldier4196]

Same!

[@Nealbader82]

OH MY GOD!!!!

[@she-hulkSMASHES]

Amy knew what she was doing!

[@chiiiyyt6672]

OH MY GOOOD NO WAY IM SO DUMB

[@RedRoninGM]

22:18 The fact that Amy knew that Jake was going to think about the Ninja Turtles proves these two were meant for each other through it all

[@jeremiahscott2032]

Who wouldn’t??😂😂😂😂 New York sewer. Only Spider-Man, Turtles, or other heroes and villains down there

[@dawanlloyd9791]

I loved how she said “Of course he’s gunsta think about the turtles!” 😂

[@danikahholdman2609]

“Whatever happens, you’re not allowed to fall in love with me.” Mission failed successfully. 👍

[@davidvaldezjr5546]

Jake: "Do you want me to quiz you?" Amy: "Oh God, yes."

[@maxacorn]

the fact that they have these weird kinks makes it all the more adorable.

[@serafinaaa]

Still love the simplicity of their rooftop stakeout scene where I strongly believe was when they started having feelings for each other. ❤

[@soumyapradhan2526]

I mean it was very evident

[@ljbimoore]

I think it was earlier than that - the moment just solidified it. 😍

[@aznfrog51]

Jake being both proud and turned on after Amy's "I said hurry!" Always gets a chuckle out of me 4:19

[@harleyjo4875]

Its really not that funny. It’s not not funny, but it’s pretty pathetic that it ALWAYS gets a chuckle out of you.

[@kranberry3318]

@@harleyjo4875 I hope you’re able to find more enjoyment in life than what you’ve expressed here.

[@mchoot1107]

@@harleyjo4875 i hope you arent taking life as seriously as you took that comment lmfao

[@aznfrog51]

@@harleyjo4875 Wild you'd take the time to comment this on a subjective opinion about comedy. But each to their own, little buddy!

[@wilwong23]

@@harleyjo4875 why are you here

[@Athenagoddessxoxo]

(0:50) "although I'm open to whatever you wanna try" I love Jake lmaooo

[@StephanieAwesom]

"I don't wanna hang out with some stupid baby who's never met Jake" My favourite line in the entire show

[@fuzzybanana0123]

4:52 love how Amy gives the genuine, real answer. And the look on her face to match the sincerity is well done.

[@General_Nothing]

The fact that “your dress makes you look like a mermaid” is a line that Jake says *before* they started seeing each other is crazy. He was so into her.

[@sanjaymenon5070]

Its funny that in a compilation of Peraltiago moments the best line belongs to Boyle - "I don't wanna hang out with some stupid baby who's never met Jake"

[@jcb986h2]

“You’re giving them $400!?” “I broke several lamps while hiding in the dark”

[@Tiamat_X]

"Amy it worked! The pegging worked!" "What?!"

[@yui3886]

The editing on the title card was so good even changing perspectives

[@mikeyplaysgames6585]

i noticed that!!! thats so cool.

[@Josaiah44]

Peeped that too lol

[@donttalktomeplz]

What was it before?

[@Josaiah44]

@@donttalktomeplz it was empty, nothing was there in the original episode but the edit of the title card was just present in both cuts of the camera, which was just something neat to pick up lol

[@jhinjhin00_1]

So i noticed one thing that jake always looks genuinely happy in a way that he looses his guard down when with her, the guard of being funny and extra cool as defense mechanism.. and i think its incrediblely beautiful 🥹✨

[@fallingforharry72]

STOP “i don’t know if i should be proud or turned on” “omg it’s both” i’m peeing

[@AldrickExGladius]

Amy in that pink dress definitely works! 😍 With or without the glasses, doesn't matter!

[@Promisebreaker222]

…

[@keeshiabrie]

In the wise words of Charles Boyle, they are America’s dream couple.

[@Cancer812]

I love how Boyle teleports by the name of love Edit: Thank you for the likes, I have never gotten so many

[@HvyMetal4Ever]

"he's gunst to think about the turtles" 🤣🤣

[@YABOIMIKEYBOI]

"Yeah I'm gunsta Terry!"

[@hectortorres1]

11:59 ‘That’s exactly where it’s going’ just hits different😩 I would’ve folded faster than a burrito at Taco Bell.

[@ginao6810]

May we all find someone who loves our little quirks as much as Jake and Amy do ❤

[@nx4510]

i liked their relationship through the whole series, but the tease flirting and build-up to their relationship was the best

[@thesegacampgamerandwerecam7504]

"Do The Spiny!" "I hate Your Guts!" "CHANNEL THAT PASSION INTO THE DANCE!" 😆😆😆

[@ACEsevaeron]

"Although I'm open to anything you wanna try" gets me every time

[@audehilaire1722]

they are so nerdy with and for each other it’s so cute

[@CactusFragz]

amy in that outfit during jake's high school reunion does special things to me...

[@Momofan69]

hmm an outfit meant to replicate something a teen would wear.. same energy as when Jake thought Amy would be hot with braces.

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

They are the best couple ever

[@johndaily263]

Second-best. Raymond & Kevin 4eva.

[@sammiepittman3130]

The way I screamed when Jake said “The pegging worked!” 😂😂.

[@maxfeilmeier2274]

The Jake Way never gets old. Especially that final interaction. Brilliant! 😂

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Tbh, if Melissa looked me in the face and said “this b needs a c in her a” I might never recover.

[@Brlas309]

1:09 “my patch tingles for you” is KILLING ME 😭😭😭

[@andregordon2599]

2:16 further confriming they were flirting with each other since the VERY first scene of the show.

[@Brook.99]

Amy just uniquely pretty that when you see her you just keep saying wow.

[@hakasims]

The least realistic part of that relationship is the fact that Jake ISN’T getting pegged regularly

[@cantaloupegodling352]

He is very clearly into submission and masochistic. I guess they never thought of it because if they tried it once I'm certain he would like it.

[@maacpiash]

0:10 the overlay text is shown backwards. Hats off to the editor! Edit: and also at 0:16!

[@matthewspencer5548]

The only unhealthy thing about their relationship is how much Boyle shoves his way into it, like so far over the line he's circled the globe and crossed it again.

[@Zurpozz]

10:07, Boyle will not love his child unless it meets jake and thats how it runs

[@NeddyMontz]

15:43 "So... We broke a rule." Never gets old.

[@RedRoninGM]

8:48 That kiss…!! I go Charles Mode every time I see that scene.

[@lalamichelle39]

“0 Absences, oh mama!”

[@b.d6642]

"keep it in your pants"

[@thegreatergoodx]

@@b.d6642”that’s exactly where it’s going”

[@mersss14]

No useless misunderstandings, no unnecessary fights. They’re one of the best written couple in tv history

[@ghostbeetle2950]

"Quit being such a Malfoy, Terry!" ;)

[@itsmaiken]

i miss brooklyn nine nine :')

[@she-hulkSMASHES]

ME TOO! 😢

[@avishekakash9165]

We all do 😴😒

[@KurtFan69]

"keep it in your pants santiago" "oh thats exactly where it's going" 😂😂

[@PedroLopez-lv4ff]

This and Superstore are the last shows that gave us a true romantic falling-in-love feel.

[@BreakfastML]

I love the episode with them planning the wedding; they were so excited

[@renatocorvaro6924]

The best TV couple.

[@SheepDogNumber6]

Shes adorable.

[@meisterigi007]

They both are...

[@nickneime_]

"i realized we should move in together" "you and charles? 😧" always makes me laugh

[@owie4070]

Amy is gorgeous

[@disposablehero4911]

Melissa is even hotter.

[@kagisomahlatji5774]

I wish Brooklyn 99 didn't have to end 😊😊

[@reggyjohnson9083]

Or Atleast got to 9/9 episodes

[@DauntlessWitch2647]

Jake and amy are perfect for each other

[@butterbabe21]

"I don't want to hang out with some stupid baby that never met Jake" 😂☠️

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Jake and Amy are so sweet and adorkable with all their niche interests and it’s so great that it all started with a bet.😉💖 I guess Amy broke the rule about not falling in love with Jake while technically Jake didn’t have that same rule for falling in love with Amy.😉🩷 Also, of course Hitchcock would take his shirt off at the drop of a hat.😅

[@BoBnfishy]

"we should move in together" "YOU AND CHARLES?!"

[@badjeng]

5:22 this "YES" started it.

[@aswmdude24]

They were super flirty in the first season, talk about tension!

[@sale7423]

They’re so wildly, hornily into each other lol

[@rooney3490]

Always wished they were Peraltiago in real life , they would have really been a blast I'm sure

[@owie4070]

For real

[@rooney3490]

@@owie4070 Even their chemistry offset and offscreen they are just perfect for each other but still happy they are friends and are happy with their partners

[@CRiley-zx1ws]

Nah. In the real world, "Amy" is happy with puzzle master Melvin Stermley and "Jake" is with Caroline St. Jacques Renard, the associate principal cellist for the Berlin Philharmonic.

[@ayanchoudhury6697]

@@CRiley-zx1ws I love how Amy's scenes with her real life husband was her crushing on him full on and Jake was just straight up roasting his real life wife :p

[@FarronAnimations]

That editing for the title in the first scene is really good

[@Hero-zs7go]

diaz smiling at the worst date celebration

[@ayanchoudhury6697]

she was even dancing

[@s.misfit143]

one of the funniest couples

[@darkspd31]

her character is 110% my type...basically a cute girl next door who's also kinda a controlling nerd...but those types get married by like 24...fml

[@SunnyV3official]

Yea. True that. They get taken so fast

[@dontletdonghaedrive]

Not all of us are taken 😊

[@KaritKtana]

Lol of course Boyle is running the channel when the whole compilation ends with them dissing Terry 😂

[@KiSwordsman]

Oh my God he said the pegging worked LMFAO!

[@ardavansolan9555]

Amy: Come on Terry, we were in a sewer, he's gon'sta think about the Turtles..... This line proves they were meant for each other

[@ayoni02thebadgamer39]

0:56 the pegging what??🤣🤣🤣 Bro's mind went too far

[@NumdegasedUHC]

I’m glad this video showed up in my youtube recommmmendations

[@weasel3708]

8:31 broooo- 😩💥🥰 his faceee ugh i’m in love

[@stuffstuff7711]

"I don't wanna hang out with some stupid baby who's never met Jake."

[@The99forever]

Rosa’s face in the first clip 😂

[@sparklevampFTW]

The unsexiest perfect couple on televison 😂😂

[@regflori]

"the pegging worked" how did i never hear that before

[@rhodocrosite]

21:26 My favorite Jake’s happy face

[@siddhusaudakharakhara8343]

Love them soooo much

[@Athenagoddessxoxo]

I catch myself saying "ohhh mamaaa" cause of Amy lmaooo

[@rajmajumder636]

1:24 "do it harder"😭💀

[@dezkarcy]

Props to the graphics person on put the title on the other side jake and amy. 0:12

[@lisayou4581]

I love them so much

[@Sir-Chancelot]

I’m still upset Amy never met Leslie Knope

[@minutesFX]

13:49 is my favorite moment 😂

[@shubhamkawade9301]

If non toxic and healthy relationship had a face 💕

[@firestorm7221]

I headcanon that Boyle write fanfics about Amy and Jake.😂

[@averytiredperson5051]

1:25 why is no one talking about the fact that Jake said “harder”

[@Ms.Cookie]

The pr person running this channel finally broke, we did it folks 👏

[@reallyFrogman]

THE PEGGING WORKED!

[@scottgammon247]

I love how they both lean into the other's likes "and they're cascading" "yeah they are" "Here, in the underboob" *Nods approvingly*

[@mavrk.d]

My reaction to hearing most of these: [Phyllis listening to 50 Shades of Grey reaction]

[@Notsmarterthanyou]

Only time I be a shipper

[@doro626]

When Amy left I always wanted them to do an alternate team like the 66 and it would have copies of the nine nine. Tiny Lister Jr. for Terry, Dennis Hayesbert for Holt, Aubrey Plaza for Rosa, etc.

[@mattymulls9989]

God I love this... "so much"