Jake Byrd at the Flat Earth Conference

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

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@wiezewee
@wiezewee 4 жыл бұрын
This whole thing and his commitment to this bit was masterful.
@ThomasJHorrego
@ThomasJHorrego 4 жыл бұрын
masterful is a perfect word!
@abrahamcb
@abrahamcb 4 жыл бұрын
All of his bits
@SkemeKOS
@SkemeKOS 4 жыл бұрын
Yup. A perfect example of how desperate and retarded globers are.
@TheFizzyGenie
@TheFizzyGenie 4 жыл бұрын
@@SkemeKOS found the flatty!
@Winteramen
@Winteramen 4 жыл бұрын
When he committed so hard he convinced another man that Freddy Kruger was from Friday the 13th
@msimpson9455
@msimpson9455 4 жыл бұрын
I love how everything came full circle back to Earth, Wind and Fire.
@ThomasJHorrego
@ThomasJHorrego 4 жыл бұрын
very very clever! great job, jake!
@Jason918114
@Jason918114 4 жыл бұрын
As it always does.
@otisgt
@otisgt 4 жыл бұрын
Full circle not full sphere. Therefore the earth is flat.
@aro327
@aro327 4 жыл бұрын
Except friday the 13th is jason. Not freddy.
@billkeithchannel
@billkeithchannel 4 жыл бұрын
@@aro327 Yeah, the flat earther had it right and the Kimmel troll was wrong. Go figure.
@wesbrumbaugh7121
@wesbrumbaugh7121 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone at the conference is exceedingly round
@debbiedoodiedandi
@debbiedoodiedandi 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@whiteowl4097
@whiteowl4097 4 жыл бұрын
They are also exceedingly stupid.
@UberLummox
@UberLummox 4 жыл бұрын
Round, yes. Spherical even. And they have no bottom.
@I21oIoIl3
@I21oIoIl3 4 жыл бұрын
How Ironic...
@calm_compost
@calm_compost 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@tnebgirl
@tnebgirl Жыл бұрын
That guy is the definition of epic...he committed to the madness 1,000%. I love it
@MarcRoy-lq2tp
@MarcRoy-lq2tp Жыл бұрын
100%agreed
@diezelvh4133
@diezelvh4133 10 ай бұрын
*100%
@KandiKlover
@KandiKlover 4 ай бұрын
Yes he looks even more flat earth than the flat earthers. Hilarious.
@TheRumbles13
@TheRumbles13 4 жыл бұрын
Its funny, until you realize they can vote
@TheRumbles13
@TheRumbles13 4 жыл бұрын
@Just Riss aaaand I suppose you think there's less idiots on the Democrat side? Thats the problem. Theres idiots everywhere
@michaelz6870
@michaelz6870 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRumbles13 Right, the libitards and Rtards both have their share (however, the R'tards do have more).
@TheRumbles13
@TheRumbles13 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelz6870 depends on your perspective.
@TheRumbles13
@TheRumbles13 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelz6870 population wise? Libtards have it made. At least in Canada
@arnise77
@arnise77 4 жыл бұрын
Wow it all make cents, like two of them
@AussieTVMusic
@AussieTVMusic 4 жыл бұрын
"Stop acting like I'm stupid" - "I'm not acting"
@hakimzarif5413
@hakimzarif5413 4 жыл бұрын
Gold
@hakimzarif5413
@hakimzarif5413 4 жыл бұрын
Pure gold right there
@simonramos485
@simonramos485 4 жыл бұрын
@AussieTV its no wonder why you are a bum in real life...
@mariocaldera5369
@mariocaldera5369 4 жыл бұрын
😁😁😁
@rokuwhitefox
@rokuwhitefox 4 жыл бұрын
Absolute perfection.
@aval3487
@aval3487 4 жыл бұрын
“If science can’t go further than this, we don’t have to either” lmao😂
@rockon795
@rockon795 4 жыл бұрын
While we are discovering planets that can support human life, they debate if Earth is flat...
@A_M_Bobb
@A_M_Bobb 4 жыл бұрын
But...it does?
@jaqnjc1101
@jaqnjc1101 4 жыл бұрын
Science knows more about space than the planet we live on
@A_M_Bobb
@A_M_Bobb 4 жыл бұрын
Goodluck Jonathan No they don’t. Space is so much bigger than Earth. Also, Fun Fact, Earth is IN space.
@thenostalgiabusiness
@thenostalgiabusiness 4 жыл бұрын
That attitude is pretty indicative of the problem. “Science” isn’t some organization to align yourself against; it’s just a methodology, a way of discovering and verifying knowledge. To proudly state that knowledge is your enemy is gloriously stupid.
@mrbiggs36
@mrbiggs36 Жыл бұрын
"He's trying to make us seem stupid". Nah you're doing a great job of that all on your own!
@titusdaniel
@titusdaniel Жыл бұрын
That guy was pissed about the dogs question, but Jake actually brought up a good point. How thick is the earth, in their models? I don't care enough to look into it, but how do they explain gravity, polar magnetism, GPS, tides, etc?
@insectwarfare8681
@insectwarfare8681 Жыл бұрын
@@titusdaniel They don’t have explanations for any of that. They dismiss all science as misinformation and the main speaker of the event even said “if science can’t go further than this then we don’t have to either”. They have no way to explain any of the nonsense they believe so they just denounce science as a whole because it proves how blatantly stupid they all are.
@paulybeefs8588
@paulybeefs8588 Жыл бұрын
@@titusdaniel Trust me buddy, you don't want to get into it. For every question you might have, there's half an answer that will leave you with 10 more questions. You're better off digging a hole in the ground and seeing how deep you can go.
@Tangerine47
@Tangerine47 Жыл бұрын
@titusdaniel it’s like Minecraft. You dig down to level -60 or so, then you hit bedrock and that’s it.
@swgame2511
@swgame2511 Жыл бұрын
And that's the point😅🤣😂
@sunside79334
@sunside79334 4 жыл бұрын
its both hilarious and disturbing how well he blends in.
@journeygang149
@journeygang149 4 жыл бұрын
ferze001 earth is flat. Globe is a paid for lie. Haven’t you ever researched the power of elite groups in history such as freemasons and secretive societys?!?! They literally put this stuff in writing and yet everyone is deceived.
@julesdomes6064
@julesdomes6064 4 жыл бұрын
@@journeygang149 - You would obviously blend in perfectly as well.
@barnabyaprobert5159
@barnabyaprobert5159 4 жыл бұрын
He should go to a Trump "Love Me!" rally. He'd blend in beautifully.
@StundieAward
@StundieAward 4 жыл бұрын
@@journeygang149 where in the bible, Genesis specifically, does it say it's flat? Since that's when earth was created.
@journeygang149
@journeygang149 4 жыл бұрын
It says its Geocentric in genesis and not heliocentric. Doesn’t mention space or us on a moving planet once. Just says earth is dry land and water is the oceans
@bobzombie2710
@bobzombie2710 4 жыл бұрын
" if science can't go further than this, we don't have to either..." Did he actually say that?? 😂😂😂
@fatcatpeople
@fatcatpeople 4 жыл бұрын
Lol he's wrong, but makes a point. Why throw a punch if someone won't punch back. Easiest way to get out of a fight and that's what he did. Took the easy road. Why show proof. Lol funny as he'll. I love this nonsense.
@minnesotaflats
@minnesotaflats 4 жыл бұрын
The burden of proof is on the one making the claim. Flat Earth isn’t an assertion, it’s an observation. The claim that the earth is an oblate space pear which spins at 1,000 mph however...that’s on the globeheads to prove.
@TripleIProductions
@TripleIProductions 4 жыл бұрын
@@minnesotaflats wow, are you a real flat-earther?
@fatcatpeople
@fatcatpeople 4 жыл бұрын
@@minnesotaflats but they will just turn away from what they give them as evidence and say the math is wrong. Now if you say something is wrong give me the right answer please. What next after that.
@minnesotaflats
@minnesotaflats 4 жыл бұрын
Triple I we’re all flat earthers, most of us are just too programmed to realize it.
@k4w4iilover
@k4w4iilover 4 жыл бұрын
“We’ve been called everything; morons, illiterates, paint drinkers, clear evidence that there’s a broken foster system, *fetal alcohol syndrome boys choir* ” I’m cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@badmandansanchez1823
@badmandansanchez1823 4 жыл бұрын
Did you have a head injury too?😂😂😂
@Dr-Curious
@Dr-Curious 4 жыл бұрын
@@MightyDamion Th problem is, your inability to understand doesn't make an argument. It doesn't make you smart and it CERTAINLY doesn't make you a "questioner in search of truth". You asked your question because you IGNORE answers that you don't like. That's all. And that isn't courageous or noble. It doesn't prove that the things that upset you don't exist - nor that you are interesting for having special knowledge. See, people ask questions when they DON'T have knowledge. Why wouldANYONE build a belief system on not having answers? Gravitation's action is proportional to distance and mass. It's THAT simple. Can you understand the implications of that or do you need more, or do you want to run away screaming about freemasons?
@dang223434
@dang223434 4 жыл бұрын
@@badmandansanchez1823 😕"not yet" lol
@rockydee7499
@rockydee7499 4 жыл бұрын
@@MightyDamion i have never seen a flatard engineer. why? because yall cant to the math
@zaynab2085
@zaynab2085 4 жыл бұрын
E. S LMBO
@janettorres8738
@janettorres8738 Жыл бұрын
WHY don't we have more of Jake Byrd??? This guy is HILARIOUS!!!
@earthsucks9555
@earthsucks9555 Жыл бұрын
Watch Windy City Heat the movie
@lprofessor9948
@lprofessor9948 5 ай бұрын
Great great comedy for a change. Go BYRD GO more more truth to truth
@stark_313
@stark_313 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know man, He made some solid points when he was talking about the record
@carlj7466
@carlj7466 4 жыл бұрын
His moms sex friend was over so it makes sense
@cgrdreamer
@cgrdreamer 4 жыл бұрын
I think it was one of the best and most solid arguments I have heard in my life. At least concerning this matter.
@calsarchandler6851
@calsarchandler6851 4 жыл бұрын
I never knew that the “Satanist” Harry Potter lives in a flat in London. I’ve learned so much today!
@johnktejik9847
@johnktejik9847 4 жыл бұрын
That monologue about Earth Wind and Fire was amazing. Monty python level of genius
@aineomalley6431
@aineomalley6431 3 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter Satan lived in a flat in September- illuminati-earth wind and fire 😂😂😂👍🌎
@theworkethic
@theworkethic 3 жыл бұрын
It pretty much explains their level of reasoning. It was hilarious.
@GrandmasterBBC
@GrandmasterBBC 2 жыл бұрын
Ni!
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 2 жыл бұрын
It all made total sense to a conspiracy theorist… probably
@nineblessednineadorednined9214
@nineblessednineadorednined9214 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not exaggerating: I almost died. I haven't laughed this hard in many, many, many years.
@TheInstitution
@TheInstitution 4 жыл бұрын
''The flat Earth society has members all around the globe.'' ⚡
@muhammadsmith5792
@muhammadsmith5792 4 жыл бұрын
Every flat earth "official" website and social media page spread false information about what flat earthers believe
@Seantendo
@Seantendo 4 жыл бұрын
That's a touchstone joke.
@titooyus6788
@titooyus6788 4 жыл бұрын
Wow you people are so interested you come along...
@akmoss3092
@akmoss3092 4 жыл бұрын
@@titooyus6788 you don't make sense flat brain
@titooyus6788
@titooyus6788 4 жыл бұрын
@@akmoss3092 did that come from your flat brain too....
@VeritasGames
@VeritasGames Жыл бұрын
That is, hands down, the most incredible acting I've ever seen. He NAILS the frantic lack-of-self-awareness whack job schtick flawlessly, while under pressure, improvving, instantaneously. I'm speechless. I want an entire series with this guy!
@ProdbyJason
@ProdbyJason 4 жыл бұрын
“How am I supposed to tell my kids the earth is flat when I can’t legally talk to my kids”
@beccaangel7155
@beccaangel7155 4 жыл бұрын
😂 for reals, how he was like No, nooo! Go away😂
@agentj182
@agentj182 4 жыл бұрын
No reason you shouldn't be able to talk to your kids in the first place...The smartest people in the room are always those that have broken their programming and realized the big lie...There is no curve, NASA cannot go to the moon, Water always finds its level, Gravity is a theory, not real...
@KL-lt8rc
@KL-lt8rc 4 жыл бұрын
@@agentj182 You don't know what the words level or theory mean.
@julesdomes6064
@julesdomes6064 4 жыл бұрын
Justa Wuurm - You are just a victim of a bizarre KZbin scam, that's all. Denying simple facts does not make you superior. It just makes you look like an imbecile.
@agentj182
@agentj182 4 жыл бұрын
@@julesdomes6064 I dare you to name a simple "fact" that you think supports a round earth or landing on the moon...Its amazing how boomers love sticking to lies to make themselves feel better...
@asaplouie
@asaplouie 4 жыл бұрын
“Thank you for confronting NASA, Not Always Telling Truths” had me rolling 😂😂😂
@lionlight777
@lionlight777 4 жыл бұрын
The look on the guy's face was priceless..
@karaitejudaism8618
@karaitejudaism8618 4 жыл бұрын
You CANNOT have (Gas Pressure) without a CONTAINER (Dome) ...an Open System Next to a VACUUM is NOT SCIENCE - SPACE IS FAKE...Come see my KZbin Channel
@danlebich
@danlebich 4 жыл бұрын
Fr I almost died laughing
@karaitejudaism8618
@karaitejudaism8618 4 жыл бұрын
@@danlebich I'm laughing at all the Globe defenders ...You cant have an open system 🌎 next to a VACUUM ...NO GAS PRESSURE WITHOUT A CONTAINER! PERIOD...THE GLOBE IS FAKE
@justincoleman3805
@justincoleman3805 4 жыл бұрын
Karaite, it is called atmosphere.
@onlyme9254
@onlyme9254 4 жыл бұрын
"surely the second pee is more sterile than the first!" man next to him thinking 🤔he's got a point! 🤣🤣🤣
@syedhasanmohiuddin827
@syedhasanmohiuddin827 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 While watching that bit , I took a look at that man's face and lost it right away !!
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 4 жыл бұрын
Urine is the second most antiseptic body fluid, but drinking it puts so much salt back in your body it wreaks havoc on your kidneys.
@teo5836
@teo5836 4 жыл бұрын
Chunkboi neeeat.
@travismailsa1
@travismailsa1 4 жыл бұрын
I saw that hey, lol, blew his flat mind
@Cod4Wii
@Cod4Wii 4 жыл бұрын
the look on his face tho!
@dave3197
@dave3197 Жыл бұрын
My heart sank when I spotted a few kids in the audience at the 5:28 mark. I didn't have the best childhood, my parents made a lot of mistakes, but at least they never took me to a Flat Earth Conference. Holy moly.
@diddsdaddiddsdad6865
@diddsdaddiddsdad6865 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but did they take you to church 🤔
@AGENTOFDARWIN
@AGENTOFDARWIN Жыл бұрын
@@diddsdaddiddsdad6865 nioce..
@deusvult8251
@deusvult8251 Жыл бұрын
they are not kids, they are not children of Satan you disgusting moron LIKE YOU... they are Little Children and its none of your business, the fact you exist makes my heart sink
@dave3197
@dave3197 Жыл бұрын
@@deusvult8251 Lol, you remind me of the mother character in the Stephen King novel "Carrie" except you seem less stable.
@deusvult8251
@deusvult8251 Жыл бұрын
@@dave3197 Im not suprised you read the books of a wicked devil like that Lucifarian!!, no wonder you are messed up and unholy
@josephgibbons1631
@josephgibbons1631 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll bet that those attending used their GPS to get there.
@eSelle88
@eSelle88 4 жыл бұрын
Lol! So true!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@jrod1575
@jrod1575 4 жыл бұрын
What does GPS stand for🤔
@dldeanlong77
@dldeanlong77 4 жыл бұрын
satellites don't exist.
@neinbruderja7519
@neinbruderja7519 4 жыл бұрын
@@dldeanlong77 so magic navigates you. I think it should be punished not to believe in science by not letting people use anything science gifted us with so far. No medicine, no car, no computers smartphones no electricity NUTHING just you guys and your book. See how God will help you there, piece.
@seaislevel7233
@seaislevel7233 4 жыл бұрын
Yes what you refer to as GPS is the same old loran system , just updated and upgraded land based towers. Of you don't know this then you ignorantly have not done much research and have no right to speak on such matters.
@elisays3226
@elisays3226 4 жыл бұрын
"How can I tell my kids that earth is flat when I can't legally talk to my kids?" Lmmfao
@markh1434
@markh1434 4 жыл бұрын
@White owk thanks Captain obvious
@markh1434
@markh1434 4 жыл бұрын
@White owk A lot of idiots who believe there Earth is flat might. But for the rest of us who have at least a few brain sells it's obvious
@sideboob4276
@sideboob4276 4 жыл бұрын
@@markh1434 "brain sells", lol
@markh1434
@markh1434 4 жыл бұрын
@@sideboob4276 lol thanks just noticed that.
@gerryp3628
@gerryp3628 4 жыл бұрын
@White owk Jeeze did you figure that out on your own?
@wizardsuth
@wizardsuth 4 жыл бұрын
The best part is Mark Sargent trying to keep Jake out of the shot because he's in the middle of an interview, without ever realizing that the people conducting the interview came with Jake to cover him.
@LosAngelesWeedSmoker
@LosAngelesWeedSmoker 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm doing an interview with your people. 😂
@FlatEarthReset
@FlatEarthReset 4 жыл бұрын
Mark, Robbie and Rick hummer knew what was going on..... They knew he was part of the skit thats why Rick Hummer was wearing his nasa jacket for his role.... Rick Hummer is a on air PBS media personality... You are easily fooled....
@True_Christian
@True_Christian 4 жыл бұрын
No, actually the best part, Wizard Suth, is when yourself and your fellow 137 ignoramuses (that number is as of the time of me writing this comment) believed that Mark Sargent is actually a flat earther who represents us --- even though we actually despise & renounce him, and he's an actor, fictional character, and controlled opposition agent whose main purpose is to make FE look stupid - *just like* Jake Byrd.
@FlatEarthReset
@FlatEarthReset 4 жыл бұрын
@@True_Christian LOL sup amazing you found a post i commented on. Why isnt RV, Mark, Robbie, Rick and the others on here defending FE since this is such a great thing for FE..... I was going to do a video on it today but had a terrible nights sleep.. This sleep apnea isnt fun even with a machine to help you breath at night...
@True_Christian
@True_Christian 4 жыл бұрын
@@FlatEarthReset Great to see you here. I hope you feel better soon. Looking forward to the video when you are able to get it up. I'm sure it will be amazing as always.
@markd390
@markd390 Жыл бұрын
OMG Jake Byrd rocks! That bit with the string of facts that begins and ends with Earth, Wind, and Fire was Epic!
@David45183
@David45183 4 жыл бұрын
6:36 you can see All Gas No Brakes in the background, glad there were a few funny guys there to report on this 😂
@NimbleBard48
@NimbleBard48 4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, nice catch! :D
@Totone56
@Totone56 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment, i saw him straight away :D
@Vinlyguyx420x
@Vinlyguyx420x 4 жыл бұрын
Flat Gang!
@ec5838
@ec5838 4 жыл бұрын
@@Vinlyguyx420x Yea! Flat Gang baby. Its flat! XD
@Ponch555
@Ponch555 4 жыл бұрын
He uses jakes car in the intro for his video haha
@Jbird60283
@Jbird60283 4 жыл бұрын
This was the best trolling of flat earthers I've ever seen. He played the part so well.
@M0UNTAINEER
@M0UNTAINEER 4 жыл бұрын
funny thing is they knew he would be there, just because their views are different doesnt mean theyre not smart
@Jvstforman
@Jvstforman 3 жыл бұрын
You’re gonna find it hard to cope when you see the truth. Search how engineers use water as a tool to get a perfect level...
@Richmetal05
@Richmetal05 3 жыл бұрын
@@M0UNTAINEER uh, yes it does. You can't be smart and think the Earth is flat. Specially when the evidence is right there, all you need to do is look at our beautiful Moon and stars and realize. If you can't understand how looking at the Moon is evidence the Earth is round then you're not smart.
@M0UNTAINEER
@M0UNTAINEER 3 жыл бұрын
Dude really, if you see the moon on a super clear night it looks like a light (as described in the bible). Never has anyone here on earth reflected light off of dirt to create such light. theres no REAL pictures of anything, that doesnt strike you as odd, come on
@Magnum-Farce
@Magnum-Farce 3 жыл бұрын
@@M0UNTAINEER The moon's surface has been spectroscope analysed for decades and is exactly consistent with sunlight reflected from rock. There's no weather up there, so when the moon developed it was covered in fine, hard edged particulates smashed out of its surface by meteorites. They act much like reflective materials. You also are missing a GAPING fact. light sources dont have vast shadows on them. Next time you see the moon in the sunlit day, pick up any small ball and hold it in the sun. You'll see the shadow position on that ball will NEVER be different to the one on the moon. This is all rudimentary logic. "theres no REAL pictures of anything," But you can't falsify the images using any evidence. The best you get from a conspir at@rd, is "You must be blind, its self evident" because they don't even know appealing to self evidence is a fallacy. "that doesnt strike you as odd, come on" Whats always odd, is seeing people with zero astronomical experience deciding they understand ideas they have no knowledge of, and deciding to lecture about them.
@akmoss3092
@akmoss3092 4 жыл бұрын
"do you have a head injury too?" 😂😂😂
@schmivig
@schmivig 4 жыл бұрын
"No, not yet" The perfect response.
@titooyus6788
@titooyus6788 4 жыл бұрын
I believe you had, you are here right?
@titooyus6788
@titooyus6788 4 жыл бұрын
AK Moss how does it feel, just asking🤔🤔
@akmoss3092
@akmoss3092 4 жыл бұрын
@@titooyus6788 you should know. Just saying
@titooyus6788
@titooyus6788 4 жыл бұрын
@@akmoss3092 thought you had it first, hhmm
@Ken.-
@Ken.- 4 жыл бұрын
The crazies don't want the crazies at their crazy convention.
@themodsify
@themodsify 4 жыл бұрын
Comicon is cool though right?
@Name-ev8pr
@Name-ev8pr 4 жыл бұрын
@@themodsify They know they're playing pretend. Flat earthers don't.
@PervertedThang
@PervertedThang 4 жыл бұрын
@Richk lowell Nice trolling, bro.
@MilesStoner
@MilesStoner 4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't of put it any better
@julesdomes6064
@julesdomes6064 4 жыл бұрын
Richk lowell - Of course. It's the rest of the world that are deluded. Always a popular theory in the loony bin.
@Onomatopoeia4u
@Onomatopoeia4u 4 жыл бұрын
"You're trying to make us look stupid." No sirs, you are all doing that allll by yourselves 😂
@spooky2k10
@spooky2k10 4 жыл бұрын
Señor Ham you look stupid because you don’t understand simple science
@guacamole6213
@guacamole6213 4 жыл бұрын
@@spooky2k10 mhhh dont tell me you think the earth is flat,its only a comedy show pls
@carlfrups948
@carlfrups948 4 жыл бұрын
@@spooky2k10 Everyone can conduct a 30 minute practical and repeatable experiment, using empirical and testable data to disprove a flat earth. Why are you so scared of reality?
@dreia2405
@dreia2405 3 жыл бұрын
😅
@coreycunninghammusic
@coreycunninghammusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@carlfrups948 since when does simple science, or any science, prove the earth is flat?
@mrblonde432
@mrblonde432 4 жыл бұрын
This is weapon's grade trolling right here. "We are tired of the scientism lies, o.k. The lies that the earth is round and my pink eye is contagious."
@xiaowei1
@xiaowei1 3 жыл бұрын
@5:50 "Quick question - How can i talk to my kids about the Earth being flat when I can't legally talk to my kids?" Absolute gold! That guy had me in stitches.
@lprofessor9948
@lprofessor9948 5 ай бұрын
Ditto
@juliana93399
@juliana93399 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best things i've ever seen. Jake is amazing.
@rcook2608
@rcook2608 4 жыл бұрын
@Juliana Discipio If that’s true, you have an extremely low standard of best things. Research flat earth globetard
@Poquito008
@Poquito008 4 жыл бұрын
And you're the best thing I've seen here... You're amazing
@theodore6548
@theodore6548 4 жыл бұрын
Can he possibly be extemporizing? If so he's even more amazing. Utterly hilarious.
@joship2000
@joship2000 4 жыл бұрын
R Cook is that Mara Sov in your profile pic? A character from Destiny, a video game where you spend half your tome orbiting spherical planets lol!
@MonsieurDrobot
@MonsieurDrobot 4 жыл бұрын
Juliana Discipio Jake is awesome for helping expose the sci fi space ball delusion!!! That form of comedy is going to get people to eventually realize Earth is stationary!!!🥂
@rickc2102
@rickc2102 4 жыл бұрын
"My mom's sex friend Randall" One of the best strings of words I've ever heard, the "cellar door" of awkward non sequuntur.
@loganstover5094
@loganstover5094 4 жыл бұрын
"And where is my moms sex friend Randall now?... I think in Fort Lauderdale" I lost it... haha
@vicariouschism86
@vicariouschism86 4 жыл бұрын
Non sequitur
@beccaangel7155
@beccaangel7155 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂💀
@evansolomon169
@evansolomon169 4 жыл бұрын
Fetal alcohol syndrome boys choir.
@ZobethC
@ZobethC 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget to add the second best part of that line “....after I fell and hit my head on the mini fridge” 😂. I swear I never thought I would witness in my lifetime another comedian as quick and manic on his feet as a Robin Williams was. Jake is giving Robin a run for his money.
@ty22guy
@ty22guy 4 жыл бұрын
"How do I talk to my kids about flat earth if I can't legally talk to my kids?" That's gold baby, GOLD.
@lukerichardson2404
@lukerichardson2404 4 жыл бұрын
GOLD Jerry! GOLD!
@joshuakulkarni7437
@joshuakulkarni7437 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dragon82657 nothing just a joke. ( he cant talk to his kids about the flat earth, cus he has a restraining order against him thus he cant speak to them anyways. thats meant to be the funny part) Niche humour, if you get it you get it
@eschwarz1003
@eschwarz1003 Жыл бұрын
Im surprised there aren't more people crashing in like this out of curiosity and comedic material
@scottd7222
@scottd7222 Жыл бұрын
what's so funny about knowing you have been lied to about where you live?
@thatonefonz
@thatonefonz Жыл бұрын
@@scottd7222 Uh oh, we've got a live one.
@scottd7222
@scottd7222 Жыл бұрын
@@thatonefonz a critical thinker is rare these days I know. You think you are spinning on a ball with people and water stuck to it as it spins and orbits at hundreds of thousands of miles per hour through An infinite vacuum with no barrier. Cool story bro.
@hulmad
@hulmad Жыл бұрын
Barrier is called the atmosphere. Sorry the education system failed you bud
@billyboycinci
@billyboycinci Жыл бұрын
@@scottd7222 "critical thinker".. that's rich.
@joshbee5901
@joshbee5901 4 жыл бұрын
“ how can I talk to my kids about the earth being flat if I legally can’t talk to my kids “🤣🤣
@TheVivianable
@TheVivianable 4 жыл бұрын
Is there any journalist awards we can give Jake?
@mnmp90
@mnmp90 4 жыл бұрын
Ngau Nguyen he’s awesome
@TheVivianable
@TheVivianable 4 жыл бұрын
= Sharp, on point while remain being hilarious
@deangulberry1876
@deangulberry1876 4 жыл бұрын
Biggest turd award
@LYCANSS777
@LYCANSS777 4 жыл бұрын
@@deangulberry1876 Flat butt hurting?
@deangulberry1876
@deangulberry1876 4 жыл бұрын
LYCANSS999 Jake Turd is so obnoxious and annoying that he makes the flat earthers look reasonable
@Penguinssss
@Penguinssss 4 жыл бұрын
Best troll ever.
@shhwine
@shhwine 4 жыл бұрын
He seriously is.
@majeedhd5767
@majeedhd5767 4 жыл бұрын
@@shhwine no he wasn't because he made it too obvious that he was a troll even they figured out that he's not actually a flat earther.
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x 4 жыл бұрын
If trolls were actually like that, I'd find them much more enjoyable. Is it odd that I just want to hug that guy?
@shhwine
@shhwine 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sindollx666x please watch all jake byrd material, so cringy. Love ministry.
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x 4 жыл бұрын
@@shhwine well this one i enjoyed
@galahadgarza6905
@galahadgarza6905 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh you’ve never buried a dog, Scott!” That one phrase put this segment over the top.
@gein2287
@gein2287 4 жыл бұрын
"Controlled opposition... You're trying to make the movement seem stupid." Too late. Lol
@WoeBringer1195
@WoeBringer1195 4 жыл бұрын
"NASA Which we all know really stands for Not Always Telling Truths!" Lmfaoooooo!!! I died on that..
@SoulJourneyMagics
@SoulJourneyMagics 4 жыл бұрын
I had to literally stop the video I was laughing so hard! 😂
@ansh6370
@ansh6370 4 жыл бұрын
NATT is my favourite space agency. NASA? Never heard of it.
@HasnainSyed
@HasnainSyed 4 жыл бұрын
I was crying with laughter. This guy is soooo sharp!!!
@BenYork-UBY
@BenYork-UBY 4 жыл бұрын
I love Marks reaction. He be like "wait....what did he just say?"
@lr6884
@lr6884 Жыл бұрын
The look on the speaker's face when Jake says that NASA is an acronym for "Not Always Telling Truths" is priceless.
@JanMichael-Vincent
@JanMichael-Vincent 4 жыл бұрын
“Am i just dropping a garbage of dogs into outer space?” Incredible
@petepistachio8229
@petepistachio8229 4 жыл бұрын
To not risk this from happening, wouldn’t you just cremate them on your BBQ grill?
@carnyzack
@carnyzack 4 жыл бұрын
OH, YOU’VE NEVER BURIED A DOG BEFORE, SCOTT?
@tripwire4727
@tripwire4727 3 жыл бұрын
We need more jan freakin Micheal Vincents!!
@willrothfuss8470
@willrothfuss8470 5 ай бұрын
I died a little.
@biggdogg1975
@biggdogg1975 4 жыл бұрын
“If you eat too many eggs it will turn you into a Jewish” What a line
@frankscott1708
@frankscott1708 4 жыл бұрын
listened to it 10 times LOL!
@benbernanke2
@benbernanke2 4 жыл бұрын
And how is that ok to say on tv? Where is the mob?
@tarrynlea
@tarrynlea 4 жыл бұрын
@@benbernanke2 Because playing a character who's a bigot is not the same as actually being a bigot, Ben. Ever watched a film?
@dogwaffles
@dogwaffles 4 жыл бұрын
@@tarrynlea I immediately had a borat flashback with how hard that made me laugh.
@vernonzehr
@vernonzehr 4 жыл бұрын
@@benbernanke2 And did you see the racist homophobe who was asked to give a talk at the conference? He was so bad other flat earthers complained to the organizer. He had to give a public apology on stage. This guy from Kimmel show wasn't even remotely as bad as the racist loon that was a legitimate flat earther claiming to represent flat earth AND Christians of all things. The really sad part was that people in the audience were applauding and cheering some of his worst jokes.
@AZTigerMMA
@AZTigerMMA 4 жыл бұрын
I’m not a fan of Jimmy Kimmel but this guy is a comedic genius!!!!
@RobRuiz805
@RobRuiz805 4 жыл бұрын
Look up The Big 3 Podcast VPN. He and another guy constantly mess with another guy who doesn't know he's being screwed with. Its hilarious!
@TheFlatEarthChannelcom
@TheFlatEarthChannelcom 4 жыл бұрын
AZ Battle School the uneducated only know how to make fun instead of defend what they believe in.
@clamum
@clamum 4 жыл бұрын
Kimmel is another progressive NPC but yeah this guy is legit funny.
@Poopiesnoopies
@Poopiesnoopies 4 жыл бұрын
@@clamum He was in one of the funniest comedy central films of all time Windy City Heat
@djcie1018
@djcie1018 4 жыл бұрын
@Richk lowell And that makes him even cooler...
@edwardreilly9098
@edwardreilly9098 2 жыл бұрын
“Go to ‘settings’…”. Pure genius.
@irongiant775
@irongiant775 4 жыл бұрын
"Like you never buried a dog before." DEAD. Also, I need Jake's shirt.
@GodsMemeTV
@GodsMemeTV 4 жыл бұрын
"illuminazi" is my new word of the month
@JohnnyThund3r
@JohnnyThund3r 4 жыл бұрын
My buddy's been using that word for over a decade.
@Lnino-sd3kf
@Lnino-sd3kf 4 жыл бұрын
You picked the perfect guy to ridicule these lunatics
@mrrobot9950
@mrrobot9950 3 жыл бұрын
The one's who can see through the big B.S. are called lunatics? Just wow
@bikeshop2002
@bikeshop2002 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrrobot9950 please don't vote
@mrrobot9950
@mrrobot9950 3 жыл бұрын
@@bikeshop2002 vote? Since when you sheep thinks that voting matters?get the f put of the b.s. bubble you are living at
@srivathsan8421
@srivathsan8421 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrrobot9950 Chill out big guy. If you guys keep thinking the impossible is true and ignoring all our evidence, there is no way to avoid the ridicule. No point in screaming and being a keyboard warrior.
@mrrobot9950
@mrrobot9950 3 жыл бұрын
@@srivathsan8421 English if you speak English, I repeat since when voting it matters? Who was the last president or goverment that we voted and we elected it ?Are you really so naive?
@darkhoursofday6250
@darkhoursofday6250 Жыл бұрын
This dude is the best troll in the universe.
@jlobiafra
@jlobiafra Жыл бұрын
Not even close. Sacha baron Cohen is
@edforest6344
@edforest6344 4 жыл бұрын
“You can’t eat too many eggs or you’ll become a Jewish” omg lol
@ThomasJHorrego
@ThomasJHorrego 4 жыл бұрын
i was cryin.
@musicfan789
@musicfan789 4 жыл бұрын
What is funny here?
@edforest6344
@edforest6344 4 жыл бұрын
MusicFan the statement isn’t funny it is the lunacy behind what it asserts and how many people there would actually believe it. Is it that hard to see that I have to draw you a picture?
@JPMJPM
@JPMJPM 4 жыл бұрын
I am “a Jewish” (princess), and I eat a lot of eggs - salad on rye! ALL TRUE! 🌏🌎
@MADKIDD623BHN
@MADKIDD623BHN 4 жыл бұрын
i died. ...!!!
@rizzo316
@rizzo316 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, who is this guy? He is friggin hilarious. The Earth, Wind and Fire part was genius!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
I dunno what Byrd just convinced me of.. but he's convinced me of something.... Oh, yeah. That the human race is doomed. That was it.
@andreaskarlsson5251
@andreaskarlsson5251 4 жыл бұрын
And that you can drink the pee when it comes out the second time. Its more sterile. 🤣
@NotRJ001
@NotRJ001 4 жыл бұрын
This video shows me....maybe another World War is probably not that bad at all.
@Pistolsatsean
@Pistolsatsean 4 жыл бұрын
@@NotRJ001 Hopefully Iran wins...
@NotRJ001
@NotRJ001 4 жыл бұрын
@@Pistolsatsean nah just a large casualties but not win
@ansh6370
@ansh6370 4 жыл бұрын
@@Pistolsatsean I'm gonna root for Iran if it agrees it'll only take trump and the flat earthers and leave everyone else alone.
@braindedpxl
@braindedpxl Жыл бұрын
“I got 3 flats on the way here, so that’s a sign!” That is the only opening joke I needed to know how the rest of this clip is going to go. 😂
@andrewnyberg5726
@andrewnyberg5726 4 жыл бұрын
"You're just trying to make the movement look stupid." Sorry to break it to ya pal.....
@alfredoalcantar8691
@alfredoalcantar8691 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Nyberg because it is
@jbusa6630
@jbusa6630 4 жыл бұрын
That ship has sailed
@Nyberg1283
@Nyberg1283 4 жыл бұрын
@@alfredoalcantar8691 um...that was the point...
@ericostrowski6855
@ericostrowski6855 4 жыл бұрын
Can't make them look stupid they did DAMN good job on there own 😂
@sinnahj
@sinnahj 4 жыл бұрын
Flat earth 💪
@uhhhhNick
@uhhhhNick 4 жыл бұрын
“You’re trying to make the movement look stupid.” We don’t have to try buddy
@FeedYourMind2
@FeedYourMind2 4 жыл бұрын
Yet your the one who believes you are living on a ball flying through outer space.
@uhhhhNick
@uhhhhNick 4 жыл бұрын
Found the flat earther
@SumoCumLoudly
@SumoCumLoudly 4 жыл бұрын
Mark sergeants job is to do that full time. Every single mainstream hit piece on flat earth you will find Mark sergeant front and center, including this one. I'd be very surprised if Mark wasn't aware of Jimmy kimmels film crew well in advance. He's a figure head for the type of people who watch Jimmy kimmel to point and laugh at, unaware that no serious globe doubters give him a shred of credit.
@dwb3150
@dwb3150 4 жыл бұрын
Feed Your Mind 2 no we know we are on a planet orbiting the Sun not flying. Just because you couldn’t comprehend basic science doesn’t mean science is wrong only that you are.
@dwb3150
@dwb3150 4 жыл бұрын
Jovial Nonce lol serious globe doubter is a great oxymoron.
@sebasrojas00
@sebasrojas00 4 жыл бұрын
"... and who's the bad guy in Friday The 13th?" "Jason?" "No, Freddy." LMFAO 😂😂😂
@Gitsandshiggles1113
@Gitsandshiggles1113 4 жыл бұрын
Even tho it is in fact Jason
@yamesbirdproductions8748
@yamesbirdproductions8748 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows Jason’s mother is the original killer
@teo5836
@teo5836 4 жыл бұрын
Yamesbird productions exactly.
@chapterjason
@chapterjason 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@KevinMorales-do5on
@KevinMorales-do5on 4 жыл бұрын
@@yamesbirdproductions8748 And his mother's name is Freddy 🤯
@NoTimeForLies
@NoTimeForLies Жыл бұрын
That was both hilarious and insane. Jake Byrd, you are a national treasure! 🤣🤣🤣
@glenn6583
@glenn6583 Жыл бұрын
Yes, and he is a gift from our creator too!
@peach495
@peach495 4 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to attend a flat earth conference. So for once I could be the smartest person in the room.
@peter12246
@peter12246 4 жыл бұрын
Freewheelin' Franklin 😂
@orangexylem
@orangexylem 3 жыл бұрын
Idk I'm sure there are a couple sociopaths there pretending so they can find some imbeciles to do their work for them.
@peiling826
@peiling826 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Sanxioned1
@Sanxioned1 2 жыл бұрын
@@orangexylem Oh for sure. A co-worker of mind once admitted to me that he has a side gig where he prints flat earth shirts and logos with neat diagrams and such on them. Sells them for like 40 bucks a pop, costs him maybe like 4 dollars to make a shirt? People at these conferences will buy em no problem. Same guy went to the anti-vax trucker thing in Ottawa, sold 1200 dollars of anti vax shirts. Plenty of people there know better but also need to make a quick buck.
@repent.sinner
@repent.sinner 2 жыл бұрын
You would be the dumbest.
@Outdoorswithmikey
@Outdoorswithmikey 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is seriously good. Quick wit. And his Mom’s sex friend....
@buffalospringsteen460
@buffalospringsteen460 4 жыл бұрын
Randall... a riot!
@beenmicrophone5817
@beenmicrophone5817 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA ye that gave me a proper good laugh.
@back.seat.observer
@back.seat.observer 4 жыл бұрын
Being intoxicated doesn't make you talented, just giddy, and we all like giddy people don't we?
@o.portista
@o.portista 4 жыл бұрын
So many one-liners and jokes, actually nice af.
@FilipeVasconcellosAKAJeeForce
@FilipeVasconcellosAKAJeeForce 4 жыл бұрын
POOOOOORRRTTTOOOO
@dreia2405
@dreia2405 3 жыл бұрын
Jake is hilarious, one of the best trollers ever
@pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325
@pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325 4 жыл бұрын
"How can I talk to my kids about flat earth when I can't legally talk to my kids?" LOL
@Vizenzo187
@Vizenzo187 4 жыл бұрын
"You want the organisation to look stupid..." As if they need help with that! 😂😂😂
@lightbeforethetunnel
@lightbeforethetunnel 3 жыл бұрын
Society seems to think they need an awful lot of help. Have you ever, once, seen anything about Flat Earth on mainstream media that wasn't trying extremely hard to make it look stupid? Perhaps if you could provide just one example in which this isn't the case, maybe then you might have a point.
@willmangrum3686
@willmangrum3686 3 жыл бұрын
@@lightbeforethetunnel 🤷 Discworld.
@bikeshop2002
@bikeshop2002 3 жыл бұрын
@@lightbeforethetunnel they don't need to try to make it look stupid. it just is. a friend of mine put effort into sneaking into a scientology building to mock their creepy brochures once. do his efforts mean scientology isn't already creepy?
@jekblom123
@jekblom123 3 жыл бұрын
@@lightbeforethetunnel I was told by a flat earther that he thought the world was flat. And that was from his own mouth. I didn't need anything more to make it sound incredibly stupid and sad.
@skullkid3350
@skullkid3350 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA l admire how bold and brave this guy is. Public shame wouldn´t allow me to do that
@JonathanZeidman
@JonathanZeidman 4 жыл бұрын
He's savage. I can totally dig it.
@candysweet434
@candysweet434 4 жыл бұрын
Krissthen Trujillo well he is a writer/actor for the show and he’s been doing this jake byrd bit for over 15 years.
@kanabi5874
@kanabi5874 4 жыл бұрын
id like your comment but 69 likes is too epiccc dont want to ruin it
@MarceloLaraM
@MarceloLaraM 4 жыл бұрын
True! Cheers from Trujillo, Perú
@leonidlemburg1148
@leonidlemburg1148 Жыл бұрын
"Go to settings" has to be the best comment ever 😂😂😂😂😂
@fimspeeway
@fimspeeway 4 жыл бұрын
This guy's trolling level is 'Sasha Baron Cohen'
@Name-ev8pr
@Name-ev8pr 4 жыл бұрын
@Timothy Newitt sounds like he hurt you.
@donpettyandthespacefakers1798
@donpettyandthespacefakers1798 4 жыл бұрын
sasha baron cohen that’s who you came up with you need to get out more
@fimspeeway
@fimspeeway 4 жыл бұрын
@@donpettyandthespacefakers1798 Ahh, the irony of using the KZbin comments section to slander others for not having a life. At least I have used my time indoors to learn how to apply punctuation to make myself more coherent.
@donpettyandthespacefakers1798
@donpettyandthespacefakers1798 4 жыл бұрын
fim speeway ...... what’s that matter if you don’t have a life lol so i don’t punctuate in the youtube comment section and i also do not believe the crazy idea that we live on a spinning water ball that would be impossible enjoy believing that nonsense and i’ll enjoy not putting comas and periods in my comments
@fimspeeway
@fimspeeway 4 жыл бұрын
@@donpettyandthespacefakers1798 You're just trying to make the movement seem stupid!
@Romanceguru
@Romanceguru 4 жыл бұрын
"Am I just dropping a garbage bag of dogs into outer space?" 🤣 Definitely the best line! I love absurdist, satirical humor.
@meirbergstein4526
@meirbergstein4526 4 жыл бұрын
laugh it up. jokes on you.
@danejurus69
@danejurus69 4 жыл бұрын
@@meirbergstein4526 Earth is round, moron. Get over it.
@Romanceguru
@Romanceguru 4 жыл бұрын
Meir Bergstein It’s really not.
@syedhasanmohiuddin827
@syedhasanmohiuddin827 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is phenomenal !! 🤣🤣🤣 First time watching him !
@irishlad4723
@irishlad4723 4 жыл бұрын
@Clifford D. Latham II we can measure seismic s and p waves through the earth, from one side to the other. The core is actually solid and has a liquid outer core around it. The iron heavy core Doesn't allow the p waves through. That is how we know there is a core :)
@jeffsievert5476
@jeffsievert5476 4 жыл бұрын
Technically he was exactly " Controlled Opposition "
@TheCosmicFreeway
@TheCosmicFreeway Жыл бұрын
Andrew Callaghan low key chillin in the background....
@hannahwalker3958
@hannahwalker3958 6 ай бұрын
I was wondering if anyone noticed he was there 😂
@sonniemcstay7344
@sonniemcstay7344 Жыл бұрын
Jake is a national treasure!
@iluvdobiesdotcom
@iluvdobiesdotcom 4 жыл бұрын
"Friday the 13th" "And who's the bad guy in Friday the 13? Freddy Kruger" Hahaha 🤣👌
@billkeithchannel
@billkeithchannel 4 жыл бұрын
The Flat Earther had it correct and the Kimmel troll was wrong.
@tonedowne
@tonedowne 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don’t think you are really getting the whole shtick
@billkeithchannel
@billkeithchannel 4 жыл бұрын
@@tonedowne It was lame. Logan Paul's movie had moments that actually made me laugh. This was just sad and pathetic.
@bobzombie2710
@bobzombie2710 4 жыл бұрын
@@billkeithchannel OoOO yay! Finally one thing the flat-earthers got right... yay team...
@bobzombie2710
@bobzombie2710 4 жыл бұрын
@@billkeithchannel kinmel 'troll' was -wrong- trolling...
@3DxPOD
@3DxPOD 4 жыл бұрын
That was purely brilliant. Give this man an Oscar.
@GrandmasterBBC
@GrandmasterBBC 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed! But I think you mean an Emmy. 😉
@macforme
@macforme 4 жыл бұрын
Jake deserves some kind of an award. He was 110% ON the whole time ...amazing. And the ad-lib was downright awesome. My head is still spinning with all that dialogue 🌎🌪🔥
@diezelvh4133
@diezelvh4133 10 ай бұрын
*100%
@WarRior-rn4kb
@WarRior-rn4kb 2 жыл бұрын
i love his type of comedy. make something so crazy even the crazy people think he's crazy. I love it.
@joshbee5901
@joshbee5901 4 жыл бұрын
“Do I look stupid to you”-flat earth convention goer Well you are at a flat earth convention?
@SkemeKOS
@SkemeKOS 4 жыл бұрын
So where is your proof that the earth is a spinning waterball? How can we have gas pressure without a container, as claimed by your ridiculous globe model? Please, I'd like to know...
@Orlington17
@Orlington17 4 жыл бұрын
@@SkemeKOS xDDDD primary school experiments can proove its round any time, but if you really want to study it, you should have done it long ago ))))
@madcityy269
@madcityy269 4 жыл бұрын
@@SkemeKOS How can a cell phone call another cell phone with invisible magic powers?
@b.p.rwebber8098
@b.p.rwebber8098 4 жыл бұрын
@@SkemeKOS You are an idiots thats plenty of proof you stupid fuckwit. Oh that 2 proofs.
@Customwinder1
@Customwinder1 4 жыл бұрын
Pressure gradient.
@GetToDaChoppa-k5r
@GetToDaChoppa-k5r 4 жыл бұрын
Jake is one of the funniest people I have ever seen. He needs his own movie.
@digdoug593
@digdoug593 2 жыл бұрын
Windy City heat!!!!!!
@mdaddy775
@mdaddy775 2 жыл бұрын
My mouth hurts from smiling!
@jakobcase86
@jakobcase86 4 жыл бұрын
“Thank you for confronting NASA which everybody knows means Not Always Telling Truths.” I literally fell out of my bed laughing at that line.
@laythadrian5705
@laythadrian5705 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Mark took the dead dog question seriously just goes to show what type of people attend these things
@19stalkern
@19stalkern 4 жыл бұрын
“Go to settings!” LMAO! That was funny AF!!
@Bolgernow
@Bolgernow 4 жыл бұрын
"You're trying to make the movement seem stupid". Seem? Ahem, no reality already did
@dadagne9495
@dadagne9495 4 жыл бұрын
Bolgernow just imagine how much brainwashing was in place of a ball earth if earth is actually flat. It does seem flat stationary and motionless. Just imagine if that was true.
@FishyFables
@FishyFables 4 жыл бұрын
"it will turn you into a jewish" quote of the day
@Liberal_US_Army_Vet
@Liberal_US_Army_Vet Жыл бұрын
Jack Byrd is hilarious, it baffles me the fact that he can stay in character without cracking up
@xXCerealKillogsXx
@xXCerealKillogsXx 4 жыл бұрын
This man deserves an award
@ejyounggun08
@ejyounggun08 4 жыл бұрын
I love when JKL has Jake on the show. He never disappoints. Type his name in the search bar, he has a solid amount of hilarious material.
@kjaxor
@kjaxor 4 жыл бұрын
“Science can’t go further than this? We don’t have to either.” Isn’t that suggesting that “science” is the authority, then? -“If ‘science’ can’t prove it, how could we? Science knows better than us!”
@cryptospin2060
@cryptospin2060 4 жыл бұрын
Something tells me these people are seriously lacking critical thinking skills so logical reasoning is completely lost on them lol
@jessyjulie5506
@jessyjulie5506 4 жыл бұрын
I think he means if science hasn't actually physically been deeper than 8 miles, than why should we believe them. He didn't word it right. I'm not a flat earther.
@jamesfoster4503
@jamesfoster4503 4 жыл бұрын
Crypto Spin yeah your right! So when we flat earthers ask how can we gas pressure on earth, next to the vacuum of space?! you need a container to have gas pressure, your spinning ball does not have one. outta space is a violation of the second law of thermodynamics (entropy).. but We simply don’t have them critical thinking skills that you possess.
@DustFR
@DustFR 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesfoster4503 very confusing comment, but if you're wondering why there is gas held to the earth it can be explained by gravity. That is also why the higher you go the thinner the air, which matter of factly wouldn't make sense on a flat earth.
@jaisin9742
@jaisin9742 4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like logic. Flat earthers have no time for logic.
@sherbert85
@sherbert85 3 жыл бұрын
This had me laughing so hard, I am literally on the floor crying 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!
@princessjay2497
@princessjay2497 4 жыл бұрын
“Galileo. You know, the guy from the Queen song?” 😂
@iChaseShotsWithMayonnaise
@iChaseShotsWithMayonnaise 4 жыл бұрын
This feels like a Conner O’ Malley bit and it’s great
@dannywolff4836
@dannywolff4836 4 жыл бұрын
You NEED to give that guy a raise after such a performance.
@vedadalsette1453
@vedadalsette1453 Жыл бұрын
Jake Byrd is a flat-out genius!
@doctorbeanis
@doctorbeanis 4 жыл бұрын
"Go to settings" I'm dead
@cameronshank898
@cameronshank898 4 жыл бұрын
As an actor, I admire this guy's guts in remaining in character while improving dialogue in conversation with people who could punch him in the face.
@DizzLexic
@DizzLexic 3 жыл бұрын
He has guts? HE was wearing a brace so people wouldn't punch him in the face. I would like to see him try that without it. haha
@urbangorilla33
@urbangorilla33 2 жыл бұрын
Got the fake leg cast to deter the bullies.
@1810verdeXVIII
@1810verdeXVIII 2 жыл бұрын
Sacha Baron Cohen commitment level!
@glenn6583
@glenn6583 Жыл бұрын
Anybody could punch you in the face, though.
@Trip_Fontaine
@Trip_Fontaine Жыл бұрын
@@DizzLexic "People on my side would beat you up just for lightly mocking them." isn't quite the flex you think it is dude.
@gladtravis
@gladtravis 4 жыл бұрын
"You're TRYING to make the movement look stupid."
@kiereluurs1243
@kiereluurs1243 4 жыл бұрын
No need to. They succeeded themselves. This is called 'acknowledgement'.
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha seriously such a good quote.
@flatearthanswers
@flatearthanswers 4 жыл бұрын
That's ALL "they" can do
@dfa3366
@dfa3366 4 жыл бұрын
gladtravis I didn’t realize it was a movement. I thought it was a mental illness convention.
@flatearthanswers
@flatearthanswers 4 жыл бұрын
@@dfa3366 could you tell me.why you think you're spinning on a ball? Cause you saw a cartoon once? Is that it?
@catjudo1
@catjudo1 Жыл бұрын
I'm in the Roundie camp but I love that "Flat Outta Hell" shirt Jake is wearing.
@jaimemartin6704
@jaimemartin6704 Жыл бұрын
I want one of them flat earth clocks...
@EpicHotCheese
@EpicHotCheese 4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I’ve seen someone actually make flat earthers speechless. Combat crazy with more crazy.
@Auriam
@Auriam 4 жыл бұрын
Of COURSE it's in Texas.
@trance9158
@trance9158 4 жыл бұрын
@Moist Boner texass floridah whats the difference?
@robertkaslow3720
@robertkaslow3720 4 жыл бұрын
Ir was in Denver last year ya'll!
@jampar8
@jampar8 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with Texas. There are idiots everywhere...
@landminehopscotch3617
@landminehopscotch3617 4 жыл бұрын
@@trance9158 spelling is taught
@tomheringer2047
@tomheringer2047 4 жыл бұрын
Raphael Eduardo Cruz, who is Cuban, even chose Texas over Florida to live.
@tdillon79
@tdillon79 4 жыл бұрын
"am I just dropping a garbage bag of dogs into outer space" may be the funniest sentence I've heard.
@Andrew-ih2gz
@Andrew-ih2gz 4 жыл бұрын
Just how many dogs fit in that garbage bag?
@rickc2102
@rickc2102 4 жыл бұрын
@@Andrew-ih2gz depends if you're using a 13 or a 40 gallon bag.
@sinki19841984
@sinki19841984 4 жыл бұрын
you never burried a dog Gary?!
@Imnotplayinganymore
@Imnotplayinganymore Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love his connect-the-dots rants. Spot-on baby!
@01kraken01
@01kraken01 4 жыл бұрын
1600 yr : Galileo Galilei almost died to prove that earth is a spinning round globe 2020 yr : Flat Earth Conference
@christenrhea2457
@christenrhea2457 4 жыл бұрын
420! 🤣
@coosoorlog
@coosoorlog 4 жыл бұрын
I think it was proved already in antiquity. Eratosthenes in 3rd century BC, for example, calculated the circumference pretty accurately.
@NimbleBard48
@NimbleBard48 4 жыл бұрын
Galileo must be pretty disappointed right now.
@letsdiscussitoversometea8479
@letsdiscussitoversometea8479 4 жыл бұрын
@Coos Oorlog and that's what you call proof is it.
@coosoorlog
@coosoorlog 4 жыл бұрын
@@letsdiscussitoversometea8479 it was proven geometrically. May have been ptolemy later but I think the measurement using different shadow lengths in Alexandria and Athens is pretty solid.
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