This whole thing and his commitment to this bit was masterful.
@ThomasJHorrego4 жыл бұрын
masterful is a perfect word!
@abrahamcb4 жыл бұрын
All of his bits
@SkemeKOS4 жыл бұрын
Yup. A perfect example of how desperate and retarded globers are.
@TheFizzyGenie4 жыл бұрын
@@SkemeKOS found the flatty!
@Winteramen4 жыл бұрын
When he committed so hard he convinced another man that Freddy Kruger was from Friday the 13th
@msimpson94554 жыл бұрын
I love how everything came full circle back to Earth, Wind and Fire.
@ThomasJHorrego4 жыл бұрын
very very clever! great job, jake!
@Jason9181144 жыл бұрын
As it always does.
@otisgt4 жыл бұрын
Full circle not full sphere. Therefore the earth is flat.
@aro3274 жыл бұрын
Except friday the 13th is jason. Not freddy.
@billkeithchannel4 жыл бұрын
@@aro327 Yeah, the flat earther had it right and the Kimmel troll was wrong. Go figure.
@wesbrumbaugh71214 жыл бұрын
Everyone at the conference is exceedingly round
@debbiedoodiedandi4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@whiteowl40974 жыл бұрын
They are also exceedingly stupid.
@UberLummox4 жыл бұрын
Round, yes. Spherical even. And they have no bottom.
@I21oIoIl34 жыл бұрын
How Ironic...
@calm_compost4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@tnebgirl Жыл бұрын
That guy is the definition of epic...he committed to the madness 1,000%. I love it
@MarcRoy-lq2tp Жыл бұрын
100%agreed
@diezelvh413310 ай бұрын
*100%
@KandiKlover4 ай бұрын
Yes he looks even more flat earth than the flat earthers. Hilarious.
@TheRumbles134 жыл бұрын
Its funny, until you realize they can vote
@TheRumbles134 жыл бұрын
@Just Riss aaaand I suppose you think there's less idiots on the Democrat side? Thats the problem. Theres idiots everywhere
@michaelz68704 жыл бұрын
@@TheRumbles13 Right, the libitards and Rtards both have their share (however, the R'tards do have more).
@TheRumbles134 жыл бұрын
@@michaelz6870 depends on your perspective.
@TheRumbles134 жыл бұрын
@@michaelz6870 population wise? Libtards have it made. At least in Canada
@arnise774 жыл бұрын
Wow it all make cents, like two of them
@AussieTVMusic4 жыл бұрын
"Stop acting like I'm stupid" - "I'm not acting"
@hakimzarif54134 жыл бұрын
Gold
@hakimzarif54134 жыл бұрын
Pure gold right there
@simonramos4854 жыл бұрын
@AussieTV its no wonder why you are a bum in real life...
@mariocaldera53694 жыл бұрын
😁😁😁
@rokuwhitefox4 жыл бұрын
Absolute perfection.
@aval34874 жыл бұрын
“If science can’t go further than this, we don’t have to either” lmao😂
@rockon7954 жыл бұрын
While we are discovering planets that can support human life, they debate if Earth is flat...
@A_M_Bobb4 жыл бұрын
But...it does?
@jaqnjc11014 жыл бұрын
Science knows more about space than the planet we live on
@A_M_Bobb4 жыл бұрын
Goodluck Jonathan No they don’t. Space is so much bigger than Earth. Also, Fun Fact, Earth is IN space.
@thenostalgiabusiness4 жыл бұрын
That attitude is pretty indicative of the problem. “Science” isn’t some organization to align yourself against; it’s just a methodology, a way of discovering and verifying knowledge. To proudly state that knowledge is your enemy is gloriously stupid.
@mrbiggs36 Жыл бұрын
"He's trying to make us seem stupid". Nah you're doing a great job of that all on your own!
@titusdaniel Жыл бұрын
That guy was pissed about the dogs question, but Jake actually brought up a good point. How thick is the earth, in their models? I don't care enough to look into it, but how do they explain gravity, polar magnetism, GPS, tides, etc?
@insectwarfare8681 Жыл бұрын
@@titusdaniel They don’t have explanations for any of that. They dismiss all science as misinformation and the main speaker of the event even said “if science can’t go further than this then we don’t have to either”. They have no way to explain any of the nonsense they believe so they just denounce science as a whole because it proves how blatantly stupid they all are.
@paulybeefs8588 Жыл бұрын
@@titusdaniel Trust me buddy, you don't want to get into it. For every question you might have, there's half an answer that will leave you with 10 more questions. You're better off digging a hole in the ground and seeing how deep you can go.
@Tangerine47 Жыл бұрын
@titusdaniel it’s like Minecraft. You dig down to level -60 or so, then you hit bedrock and that’s it.
@swgame2511 Жыл бұрын
And that's the point😅🤣😂
@sunside793344 жыл бұрын
its both hilarious and disturbing how well he blends in.
@journeygang1494 жыл бұрын
ferze001 earth is flat. Globe is a paid for lie. Haven’t you ever researched the power of elite groups in history such as freemasons and secretive societys?!?! They literally put this stuff in writing and yet everyone is deceived.
@julesdomes60644 жыл бұрын
@@journeygang149 - You would obviously blend in perfectly as well.
@barnabyaprobert51594 жыл бұрын
He should go to a Trump "Love Me!" rally. He'd blend in beautifully.
@StundieAward4 жыл бұрын
@@journeygang149 where in the bible, Genesis specifically, does it say it's flat? Since that's when earth was created.
@journeygang1494 жыл бұрын
It says its Geocentric in genesis and not heliocentric. Doesn’t mention space or us on a moving planet once. Just says earth is dry land and water is the oceans
@bobzombie27104 жыл бұрын
" if science can't go further than this, we don't have to either..." Did he actually say that?? 😂😂😂
@fatcatpeople4 жыл бұрын
Lol he's wrong, but makes a point. Why throw a punch if someone won't punch back. Easiest way to get out of a fight and that's what he did. Took the easy road. Why show proof. Lol funny as he'll. I love this nonsense.
@minnesotaflats4 жыл бұрын
The burden of proof is on the one making the claim. Flat Earth isn’t an assertion, it’s an observation. The claim that the earth is an oblate space pear which spins at 1,000 mph however...that’s on the globeheads to prove.
@TripleIProductions4 жыл бұрын
@@minnesotaflats wow, are you a real flat-earther?
@fatcatpeople4 жыл бұрын
@@minnesotaflats but they will just turn away from what they give them as evidence and say the math is wrong. Now if you say something is wrong give me the right answer please. What next after that.
@minnesotaflats4 жыл бұрын
Triple I we’re all flat earthers, most of us are just too programmed to realize it.
@k4w4iilover4 жыл бұрын
“We’ve been called everything; morons, illiterates, paint drinkers, clear evidence that there’s a broken foster system, *fetal alcohol syndrome boys choir* ” I’m cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@badmandansanchez18234 жыл бұрын
Did you have a head injury too?😂😂😂
@Dr-Curious4 жыл бұрын
@@MightyDamion Th problem is, your inability to understand doesn't make an argument. It doesn't make you smart and it CERTAINLY doesn't make you a "questioner in search of truth". You asked your question because you IGNORE answers that you don't like. That's all. And that isn't courageous or noble. It doesn't prove that the things that upset you don't exist - nor that you are interesting for having special knowledge. See, people ask questions when they DON'T have knowledge. Why wouldANYONE build a belief system on not having answers? Gravitation's action is proportional to distance and mass. It's THAT simple. Can you understand the implications of that or do you need more, or do you want to run away screaming about freemasons?
@dang2234344 жыл бұрын
@@badmandansanchez1823 😕"not yet" lol
@rockydee74994 жыл бұрын
@@MightyDamion i have never seen a flatard engineer. why? because yall cant to the math
@zaynab20854 жыл бұрын
E. S LMBO
@janettorres8738 Жыл бұрын
WHY don't we have more of Jake Byrd??? This guy is HILARIOUS!!!
@earthsucks9555 Жыл бұрын
Watch Windy City Heat the movie
@lprofessor99485 ай бұрын
Great great comedy for a change. Go BYRD GO more more truth to truth
@stark_3134 жыл бұрын
I don't know man, He made some solid points when he was talking about the record
@carlj74664 жыл бұрын
His moms sex friend was over so it makes sense
@cgrdreamer4 жыл бұрын
I think it was one of the best and most solid arguments I have heard in my life. At least concerning this matter.
@calsarchandler68514 жыл бұрын
I never knew that the “Satanist” Harry Potter lives in a flat in London. I’ve learned so much today!
@johnktejik98474 жыл бұрын
That monologue about Earth Wind and Fire was amazing. Monty python level of genius
@aineomalley64313 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter Satan lived in a flat in September- illuminati-earth wind and fire 😂😂😂👍🌎
@theworkethic3 жыл бұрын
It pretty much explains their level of reasoning. It was hilarious.
@GrandmasterBBC2 жыл бұрын
Ni!
@petyrkowalski98872 жыл бұрын
It all made total sense to a conspiracy theorist… probably
@nineblessednineadorednined92142 жыл бұрын
I'm not exaggerating: I almost died. I haven't laughed this hard in many, many, many years.
@TheInstitution4 жыл бұрын
''The flat Earth society has members all around the globe.'' ⚡
@muhammadsmith57924 жыл бұрын
Every flat earth "official" website and social media page spread false information about what flat earthers believe
@Seantendo4 жыл бұрын
That's a touchstone joke.
@titooyus67884 жыл бұрын
Wow you people are so interested you come along...
@akmoss30924 жыл бұрын
@@titooyus6788 you don't make sense flat brain
@titooyus67884 жыл бұрын
@@akmoss3092 did that come from your flat brain too....
@VeritasGames Жыл бұрын
That is, hands down, the most incredible acting I've ever seen. He NAILS the frantic lack-of-self-awareness whack job schtick flawlessly, while under pressure, improvving, instantaneously. I'm speechless. I want an entire series with this guy!
@ProdbyJason4 жыл бұрын
“How am I supposed to tell my kids the earth is flat when I can’t legally talk to my kids”
@beccaangel71554 жыл бұрын
😂 for reals, how he was like No, nooo! Go away😂
@agentj1824 жыл бұрын
No reason you shouldn't be able to talk to your kids in the first place...The smartest people in the room are always those that have broken their programming and realized the big lie...There is no curve, NASA cannot go to the moon, Water always finds its level, Gravity is a theory, not real...
@KL-lt8rc4 жыл бұрын
@@agentj182 You don't know what the words level or theory mean.
@julesdomes60644 жыл бұрын
Justa Wuurm - You are just a victim of a bizarre KZbin scam, that's all. Denying simple facts does not make you superior. It just makes you look like an imbecile.
@agentj1824 жыл бұрын
@@julesdomes6064 I dare you to name a simple "fact" that you think supports a round earth or landing on the moon...Its amazing how boomers love sticking to lies to make themselves feel better...
@asaplouie4 жыл бұрын
“Thank you for confronting NASA, Not Always Telling Truths” had me rolling 😂😂😂
@lionlight7774 жыл бұрын
The look on the guy's face was priceless..
@karaitejudaism86184 жыл бұрын
You CANNOT have (Gas Pressure) without a CONTAINER (Dome) ...an Open System Next to a VACUUM is NOT SCIENCE - SPACE IS FAKE...Come see my KZbin Channel
@danlebich4 жыл бұрын
Fr I almost died laughing
@karaitejudaism86184 жыл бұрын
@@danlebich I'm laughing at all the Globe defenders ...You cant have an open system 🌎 next to a VACUUM ...NO GAS PRESSURE WITHOUT A CONTAINER! PERIOD...THE GLOBE IS FAKE
@justincoleman38054 жыл бұрын
Karaite, it is called atmosphere.
@onlyme92544 жыл бұрын
"surely the second pee is more sterile than the first!" man next to him thinking 🤔he's got a point! 🤣🤣🤣
@syedhasanmohiuddin8274 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 While watching that bit , I took a look at that man's face and lost it right away !!
@Chunkboi4 жыл бұрын
Urine is the second most antiseptic body fluid, but drinking it puts so much salt back in your body it wreaks havoc on your kidneys.
@teo58364 жыл бұрын
Chunkboi neeeat.
@travismailsa14 жыл бұрын
I saw that hey, lol, blew his flat mind
@Cod4Wii4 жыл бұрын
the look on his face tho!
@dave3197 Жыл бұрын
My heart sank when I spotted a few kids in the audience at the 5:28 mark. I didn't have the best childhood, my parents made a lot of mistakes, but at least they never took me to a Flat Earth Conference. Holy moly.
@diddsdaddiddsdad6865 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but did they take you to church 🤔
@AGENTOFDARWIN Жыл бұрын
@@diddsdaddiddsdad6865 nioce..
@deusvult8251 Жыл бұрын
they are not kids, they are not children of Satan you disgusting moron LIKE YOU... they are Little Children and its none of your business, the fact you exist makes my heart sink
@dave3197 Жыл бұрын
@@deusvult8251 Lol, you remind me of the mother character in the Stephen King novel "Carrie" except you seem less stable.
@deusvult8251 Жыл бұрын
@@dave3197 Im not suprised you read the books of a wicked devil like that Lucifarian!!, no wonder you are messed up and unholy
@josephgibbons16314 жыл бұрын
I’ll bet that those attending used their GPS to get there.
@eSelle884 жыл бұрын
Lol! So true!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@jrod15754 жыл бұрын
What does GPS stand for🤔
@dldeanlong774 жыл бұрын
satellites don't exist.
@neinbruderja75194 жыл бұрын
@@dldeanlong77 so magic navigates you. I think it should be punished not to believe in science by not letting people use anything science gifted us with so far. No medicine, no car, no computers smartphones no electricity NUTHING just you guys and your book. See how God will help you there, piece.
@seaislevel72334 жыл бұрын
Yes what you refer to as GPS is the same old loran system , just updated and upgraded land based towers. Of you don't know this then you ignorantly have not done much research and have no right to speak on such matters.
@elisays32264 жыл бұрын
"How can I tell my kids that earth is flat when I can't legally talk to my kids?" Lmmfao
@markh14344 жыл бұрын
@White owk thanks Captain obvious
@markh14344 жыл бұрын
@White owk A lot of idiots who believe there Earth is flat might. But for the rest of us who have at least a few brain sells it's obvious
@sideboob42764 жыл бұрын
@@markh1434 "brain sells", lol
@markh14344 жыл бұрын
@@sideboob4276 lol thanks just noticed that.
@gerryp36284 жыл бұрын
@White owk Jeeze did you figure that out on your own?
@wizardsuth4 жыл бұрын
The best part is Mark Sargent trying to keep Jake out of the shot because he's in the middle of an interview, without ever realizing that the people conducting the interview came with Jake to cover him.
@LosAngelesWeedSmoker4 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm doing an interview with your people. 😂
@FlatEarthReset4 жыл бұрын
Mark, Robbie and Rick hummer knew what was going on..... They knew he was part of the skit thats why Rick Hummer was wearing his nasa jacket for his role.... Rick Hummer is a on air PBS media personality... You are easily fooled....
@True_Christian4 жыл бұрын
No, actually the best part, Wizard Suth, is when yourself and your fellow 137 ignoramuses (that number is as of the time of me writing this comment) believed that Mark Sargent is actually a flat earther who represents us --- even though we actually despise & renounce him, and he's an actor, fictional character, and controlled opposition agent whose main purpose is to make FE look stupid - *just like* Jake Byrd.
@FlatEarthReset4 жыл бұрын
@@True_Christian LOL sup amazing you found a post i commented on. Why isnt RV, Mark, Robbie, Rick and the others on here defending FE since this is such a great thing for FE..... I was going to do a video on it today but had a terrible nights sleep.. This sleep apnea isnt fun even with a machine to help you breath at night...
@True_Christian4 жыл бұрын
@@FlatEarthReset Great to see you here. I hope you feel better soon. Looking forward to the video when you are able to get it up. I'm sure it will be amazing as always.
@markd390 Жыл бұрын
OMG Jake Byrd rocks! That bit with the string of facts that begins and ends with Earth, Wind, and Fire was Epic!
@David451834 жыл бұрын
6:36 you can see All Gas No Brakes in the background, glad there were a few funny guys there to report on this 😂
@NimbleBard484 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, nice catch! :D
@Totone564 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment, i saw him straight away :D
@Vinlyguyx420x4 жыл бұрын
Flat Gang!
@ec58384 жыл бұрын
@@Vinlyguyx420x Yea! Flat Gang baby. Its flat! XD
@Ponch5554 жыл бұрын
He uses jakes car in the intro for his video haha
@Jbird602834 жыл бұрын
This was the best trolling of flat earthers I've ever seen. He played the part so well.
@M0UNTAINEER4 жыл бұрын
funny thing is they knew he would be there, just because their views are different doesnt mean theyre not smart
@Jvstforman3 жыл бұрын
You’re gonna find it hard to cope when you see the truth. Search how engineers use water as a tool to get a perfect level...
@Richmetal053 жыл бұрын
@@M0UNTAINEER uh, yes it does. You can't be smart and think the Earth is flat. Specially when the evidence is right there, all you need to do is look at our beautiful Moon and stars and realize. If you can't understand how looking at the Moon is evidence the Earth is round then you're not smart.
@M0UNTAINEER3 жыл бұрын
Dude really, if you see the moon on a super clear night it looks like a light (as described in the bible). Never has anyone here on earth reflected light off of dirt to create such light. theres no REAL pictures of anything, that doesnt strike you as odd, come on
@Magnum-Farce3 жыл бұрын
@@M0UNTAINEER The moon's surface has been spectroscope analysed for decades and is exactly consistent with sunlight reflected from rock. There's no weather up there, so when the moon developed it was covered in fine, hard edged particulates smashed out of its surface by meteorites. They act much like reflective materials. You also are missing a GAPING fact. light sources dont have vast shadows on them. Next time you see the moon in the sunlit day, pick up any small ball and hold it in the sun. You'll see the shadow position on that ball will NEVER be different to the one on the moon. This is all rudimentary logic. "theres no REAL pictures of anything," But you can't falsify the images using any evidence. The best you get from a conspir at@rd, is "You must be blind, its self evident" because they don't even know appealing to self evidence is a fallacy. "that doesnt strike you as odd, come on" Whats always odd, is seeing people with zero astronomical experience deciding they understand ideas they have no knowledge of, and deciding to lecture about them.
@akmoss30924 жыл бұрын
"do you have a head injury too?" 😂😂😂
@schmivig4 жыл бұрын
"No, not yet" The perfect response.
@titooyus67884 жыл бұрын
I believe you had, you are here right?
@titooyus67884 жыл бұрын
AK Moss how does it feel, just asking🤔🤔
@akmoss30924 жыл бұрын
@@titooyus6788 you should know. Just saying
@titooyus67884 жыл бұрын
@@akmoss3092 thought you had it first, hhmm
@Ken.-4 жыл бұрын
The crazies don't want the crazies at their crazy convention.
@themodsify4 жыл бұрын
Comicon is cool though right?
@Name-ev8pr4 жыл бұрын
@@themodsify They know they're playing pretend. Flat earthers don't.
@PervertedThang4 жыл бұрын
@Richk lowell Nice trolling, bro.
@MilesStoner4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't of put it any better
@julesdomes60644 жыл бұрын
Richk lowell - Of course. It's the rest of the world that are deluded. Always a popular theory in the loony bin.
@Onomatopoeia4u4 жыл бұрын
"You're trying to make us look stupid." No sirs, you are all doing that allll by yourselves 😂
@spooky2k104 жыл бұрын
Señor Ham you look stupid because you don’t understand simple science
@guacamole62134 жыл бұрын
@@spooky2k10 mhhh dont tell me you think the earth is flat,its only a comedy show pls
@carlfrups9484 жыл бұрын
@@spooky2k10 Everyone can conduct a 30 minute practical and repeatable experiment, using empirical and testable data to disprove a flat earth. Why are you so scared of reality?
@dreia24053 жыл бұрын
😅
@coreycunninghammusic3 жыл бұрын
@@carlfrups948 since when does simple science, or any science, prove the earth is flat?
@mrblonde4324 жыл бұрын
This is weapon's grade trolling right here. "We are tired of the scientism lies, o.k. The lies that the earth is round and my pink eye is contagious."
@xiaowei13 жыл бұрын
@5:50 "Quick question - How can i talk to my kids about the Earth being flat when I can't legally talk to my kids?" Absolute gold! That guy had me in stitches.
@lprofessor99485 ай бұрын
Ditto
@juliana933994 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best things i've ever seen. Jake is amazing.
@rcook26084 жыл бұрын
@Juliana Discipio If that’s true, you have an extremely low standard of best things. Research flat earth globetard
@Poquito0084 жыл бұрын
And you're the best thing I've seen here... You're amazing
@theodore65484 жыл бұрын
Can he possibly be extemporizing? If so he's even more amazing. Utterly hilarious.
@joship20004 жыл бұрын
R Cook is that Mara Sov in your profile pic? A character from Destiny, a video game where you spend half your tome orbiting spherical planets lol!
@MonsieurDrobot4 жыл бұрын
Juliana Discipio Jake is awesome for helping expose the sci fi space ball delusion!!! That form of comedy is going to get people to eventually realize Earth is stationary!!!🥂
@rickc21024 жыл бұрын
"My mom's sex friend Randall" One of the best strings of words I've ever heard, the "cellar door" of awkward non sequuntur.
@loganstover50944 жыл бұрын
"And where is my moms sex friend Randall now?... I think in Fort Lauderdale" I lost it... haha
@vicariouschism864 жыл бұрын
Non sequitur
@beccaangel71554 жыл бұрын
😂😂💀
@evansolomon1694 жыл бұрын
Fetal alcohol syndrome boys choir.
@ZobethC4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget to add the second best part of that line “....after I fell and hit my head on the mini fridge” 😂. I swear I never thought I would witness in my lifetime another comedian as quick and manic on his feet as a Robin Williams was. Jake is giving Robin a run for his money.
@ty22guy4 жыл бұрын
"How do I talk to my kids about flat earth if I can't legally talk to my kids?" That's gold baby, GOLD.
@lukerichardson24044 жыл бұрын
GOLD Jerry! GOLD!
@joshuakulkarni74373 жыл бұрын
@@Dragon82657 nothing just a joke. ( he cant talk to his kids about the flat earth, cus he has a restraining order against him thus he cant speak to them anyways. thats meant to be the funny part) Niche humour, if you get it you get it
@eschwarz1003 Жыл бұрын
Im surprised there aren't more people crashing in like this out of curiosity and comedic material
@scottd7222 Жыл бұрын
what's so funny about knowing you have been lied to about where you live?
@thatonefonz Жыл бұрын
@@scottd7222 Uh oh, we've got a live one.
@scottd7222 Жыл бұрын
@@thatonefonz a critical thinker is rare these days I know. You think you are spinning on a ball with people and water stuck to it as it spins and orbits at hundreds of thousands of miles per hour through An infinite vacuum with no barrier. Cool story bro.
@hulmad Жыл бұрын
Barrier is called the atmosphere. Sorry the education system failed you bud
@billyboycinci Жыл бұрын
@@scottd7222 "critical thinker".. that's rich.
@joshbee59014 жыл бұрын
“ how can I talk to my kids about the earth being flat if I legally can’t talk to my kids “🤣🤣
@TheVivianable4 жыл бұрын
Is there any journalist awards we can give Jake?
@mnmp904 жыл бұрын
Ngau Nguyen he’s awesome
@TheVivianable4 жыл бұрын
= Sharp, on point while remain being hilarious
@deangulberry18764 жыл бұрын
Biggest turd award
@LYCANSS7774 жыл бұрын
@@deangulberry1876 Flat butt hurting?
@deangulberry18764 жыл бұрын
LYCANSS999 Jake Turd is so obnoxious and annoying that he makes the flat earthers look reasonable
@Penguinssss4 жыл бұрын
Best troll ever.
@shhwine4 жыл бұрын
He seriously is.
@majeedhd57674 жыл бұрын
@@shhwine no he wasn't because he made it too obvious that he was a troll even they figured out that he's not actually a flat earther.
@Sindollx666x4 жыл бұрын
If trolls were actually like that, I'd find them much more enjoyable. Is it odd that I just want to hug that guy?
@shhwine4 жыл бұрын
@@Sindollx666x please watch all jake byrd material, so cringy. Love ministry.
@Sindollx666x4 жыл бұрын
@@shhwine well this one i enjoyed
@galahadgarza69054 жыл бұрын
“Oh you’ve never buried a dog, Scott!” That one phrase put this segment over the top.
@gein22874 жыл бұрын
"Controlled opposition... You're trying to make the movement seem stupid." Too late. Lol
@WoeBringer11954 жыл бұрын
"NASA Which we all know really stands for Not Always Telling Truths!" Lmfaoooooo!!! I died on that..
@SoulJourneyMagics4 жыл бұрын
I had to literally stop the video I was laughing so hard! 😂
@ansh63704 жыл бұрын
NATT is my favourite space agency. NASA? Never heard of it.
@HasnainSyed4 жыл бұрын
I was crying with laughter. This guy is soooo sharp!!!
@BenYork-UBY4 жыл бұрын
I love Marks reaction. He be like "wait....what did he just say?"
@lr6884 Жыл бұрын
The look on the speaker's face when Jake says that NASA is an acronym for "Not Always Telling Truths" is priceless.
@JanMichael-Vincent4 жыл бұрын
“Am i just dropping a garbage of dogs into outer space?” Incredible
@petepistachio82294 жыл бұрын
To not risk this from happening, wouldn’t you just cremate them on your BBQ grill?
@carnyzack4 жыл бұрын
OH, YOU’VE NEVER BURIED A DOG BEFORE, SCOTT?
@tripwire47273 жыл бұрын
We need more jan freakin Micheal Vincents!!
@willrothfuss84705 ай бұрын
I died a little.
@biggdogg19754 жыл бұрын
“If you eat too many eggs it will turn you into a Jewish” What a line
@frankscott17084 жыл бұрын
listened to it 10 times LOL!
@benbernanke24 жыл бұрын
And how is that ok to say on tv? Where is the mob?
@tarrynlea4 жыл бұрын
@@benbernanke2 Because playing a character who's a bigot is not the same as actually being a bigot, Ben. Ever watched a film?
@dogwaffles4 жыл бұрын
@@tarrynlea I immediately had a borat flashback with how hard that made me laugh.
@vernonzehr4 жыл бұрын
@@benbernanke2 And did you see the racist homophobe who was asked to give a talk at the conference? He was so bad other flat earthers complained to the organizer. He had to give a public apology on stage. This guy from Kimmel show wasn't even remotely as bad as the racist loon that was a legitimate flat earther claiming to represent flat earth AND Christians of all things. The really sad part was that people in the audience were applauding and cheering some of his worst jokes.
@AZTigerMMA4 жыл бұрын
I’m not a fan of Jimmy Kimmel but this guy is a comedic genius!!!!
@RobRuiz8054 жыл бұрын
Look up The Big 3 Podcast VPN. He and another guy constantly mess with another guy who doesn't know he's being screwed with. Its hilarious!
@TheFlatEarthChannelcom4 жыл бұрын
AZ Battle School the uneducated only know how to make fun instead of defend what they believe in.
@clamum4 жыл бұрын
Kimmel is another progressive NPC but yeah this guy is legit funny.
@Poopiesnoopies4 жыл бұрын
@@clamum He was in one of the funniest comedy central films of all time Windy City Heat
@djcie10184 жыл бұрын
@Richk lowell And that makes him even cooler...
@edwardreilly90982 жыл бұрын
“Go to ‘settings’…”. Pure genius.
@irongiant7754 жыл бұрын
"Like you never buried a dog before." DEAD. Also, I need Jake's shirt.
@GodsMemeTV4 жыл бұрын
"illuminazi" is my new word of the month
@JohnnyThund3r4 жыл бұрын
My buddy's been using that word for over a decade.
@Lnino-sd3kf4 жыл бұрын
You picked the perfect guy to ridicule these lunatics
@mrrobot99503 жыл бұрын
The one's who can see through the big B.S. are called lunatics? Just wow
@bikeshop20023 жыл бұрын
@@mrrobot9950 please don't vote
@mrrobot99503 жыл бұрын
@@bikeshop2002 vote? Since when you sheep thinks that voting matters?get the f put of the b.s. bubble you are living at
@srivathsan84213 жыл бұрын
@@mrrobot9950 Chill out big guy. If you guys keep thinking the impossible is true and ignoring all our evidence, there is no way to avoid the ridicule. No point in screaming and being a keyboard warrior.
@mrrobot99503 жыл бұрын
@@srivathsan8421 English if you speak English, I repeat since when voting it matters? Who was the last president or goverment that we voted and we elected it ?Are you really so naive?
@darkhoursofday6250 Жыл бұрын
This dude is the best troll in the universe.
@jlobiafra Жыл бұрын
Not even close. Sacha baron Cohen is
@edforest63444 жыл бұрын
“You can’t eat too many eggs or you’ll become a Jewish” omg lol
@ThomasJHorrego4 жыл бұрын
i was cryin.
@musicfan7894 жыл бұрын
What is funny here?
@edforest63444 жыл бұрын
MusicFan the statement isn’t funny it is the lunacy behind what it asserts and how many people there would actually believe it. Is it that hard to see that I have to draw you a picture?
@JPMJPM4 жыл бұрын
I am “a Jewish” (princess), and I eat a lot of eggs - salad on rye! ALL TRUE! 🌏🌎
@MADKIDD623BHN4 жыл бұрын
i died. ...!!!
@rizzo3164 жыл бұрын
OMG, who is this guy? He is friggin hilarious. The Earth, Wind and Fire part was genius!
@NewMessage4 жыл бұрын
I dunno what Byrd just convinced me of.. but he's convinced me of something.... Oh, yeah. That the human race is doomed. That was it.
@andreaskarlsson52514 жыл бұрын
And that you can drink the pee when it comes out the second time. Its more sterile. 🤣
@NotRJ0014 жыл бұрын
This video shows me....maybe another World War is probably not that bad at all.
@Pistolsatsean4 жыл бұрын
@@NotRJ001 Hopefully Iran wins...
@NotRJ0014 жыл бұрын
@@Pistolsatsean nah just a large casualties but not win
@ansh63704 жыл бұрын
@@Pistolsatsean I'm gonna root for Iran if it agrees it'll only take trump and the flat earthers and leave everyone else alone.
@braindedpxl Жыл бұрын
“I got 3 flats on the way here, so that’s a sign!” That is the only opening joke I needed to know how the rest of this clip is going to go. 😂
@andrewnyberg57264 жыл бұрын
"You're just trying to make the movement look stupid." Sorry to break it to ya pal.....
@alfredoalcantar86914 жыл бұрын
Andrew Nyberg because it is
@jbusa66304 жыл бұрын
That ship has sailed
@Nyberg12834 жыл бұрын
@@alfredoalcantar8691 um...that was the point...
@ericostrowski68554 жыл бұрын
Can't make them look stupid they did DAMN good job on there own 😂
@sinnahj4 жыл бұрын
Flat earth 💪
@uhhhhNick4 жыл бұрын
“You’re trying to make the movement look stupid.” We don’t have to try buddy
@FeedYourMind24 жыл бұрын
Yet your the one who believes you are living on a ball flying through outer space.
@uhhhhNick4 жыл бұрын
Found the flat earther
@SumoCumLoudly4 жыл бұрын
Mark sergeants job is to do that full time. Every single mainstream hit piece on flat earth you will find Mark sergeant front and center, including this one. I'd be very surprised if Mark wasn't aware of Jimmy kimmels film crew well in advance. He's a figure head for the type of people who watch Jimmy kimmel to point and laugh at, unaware that no serious globe doubters give him a shred of credit.
@dwb31504 жыл бұрын
Feed Your Mind 2 no we know we are on a planet orbiting the Sun not flying. Just because you couldn’t comprehend basic science doesn’t mean science is wrong only that you are.
@dwb31504 жыл бұрын
Jovial Nonce lol serious globe doubter is a great oxymoron.
@sebasrojas004 жыл бұрын
"... and who's the bad guy in Friday The 13th?" "Jason?" "No, Freddy." LMFAO 😂😂😂
@Gitsandshiggles11134 жыл бұрын
Even tho it is in fact Jason
@yamesbirdproductions87484 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows Jason’s mother is the original killer
@teo58364 жыл бұрын
Yamesbird productions exactly.
@chapterjason4 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@KevinMorales-do5on4 жыл бұрын
@@yamesbirdproductions8748 And his mother's name is Freddy 🤯
@NoTimeForLies Жыл бұрын
That was both hilarious and insane. Jake Byrd, you are a national treasure! 🤣🤣🤣
@glenn6583 Жыл бұрын
Yes, and he is a gift from our creator too!
@peach4954 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to attend a flat earth conference. So for once I could be the smartest person in the room.
@peter122464 жыл бұрын
Freewheelin' Franklin 😂
@orangexylem3 жыл бұрын
Idk I'm sure there are a couple sociopaths there pretending so they can find some imbeciles to do their work for them.
@peiling8262 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Sanxioned12 жыл бұрын
@@orangexylem Oh for sure. A co-worker of mind once admitted to me that he has a side gig where he prints flat earth shirts and logos with neat diagrams and such on them. Sells them for like 40 bucks a pop, costs him maybe like 4 dollars to make a shirt? People at these conferences will buy em no problem. Same guy went to the anti-vax trucker thing in Ottawa, sold 1200 dollars of anti vax shirts. Plenty of people there know better but also need to make a quick buck.
@repent.sinner2 жыл бұрын
You would be the dumbest.
@Outdoorswithmikey4 жыл бұрын
This guy is seriously good. Quick wit. And his Mom’s sex friend....
@buffalospringsteen4604 жыл бұрын
Randall... a riot!
@beenmicrophone58174 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA ye that gave me a proper good laugh.
@back.seat.observer4 жыл бұрын
Being intoxicated doesn't make you talented, just giddy, and we all like giddy people don't we?
@o.portista4 жыл бұрын
So many one-liners and jokes, actually nice af.
@FilipeVasconcellosAKAJeeForce4 жыл бұрын
POOOOOORRRTTTOOOO
@dreia24053 жыл бұрын
Jake is hilarious, one of the best trollers ever
@pocketsizeforyourtravelcon33254 жыл бұрын
"How can I talk to my kids about flat earth when I can't legally talk to my kids?" LOL
@Vizenzo1874 жыл бұрын
"You want the organisation to look stupid..." As if they need help with that! 😂😂😂
@lightbeforethetunnel3 жыл бұрын
Society seems to think they need an awful lot of help. Have you ever, once, seen anything about Flat Earth on mainstream media that wasn't trying extremely hard to make it look stupid? Perhaps if you could provide just one example in which this isn't the case, maybe then you might have a point.
@willmangrum36863 жыл бұрын
@@lightbeforethetunnel 🤷 Discworld.
@bikeshop20023 жыл бұрын
@@lightbeforethetunnel they don't need to try to make it look stupid. it just is. a friend of mine put effort into sneaking into a scientology building to mock their creepy brochures once. do his efforts mean scientology isn't already creepy?
@jekblom1233 жыл бұрын
@@lightbeforethetunnel I was told by a flat earther that he thought the world was flat. And that was from his own mouth. I didn't need anything more to make it sound incredibly stupid and sad.
@skullkid33504 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA l admire how bold and brave this guy is. Public shame wouldn´t allow me to do that
@JonathanZeidman4 жыл бұрын
He's savage. I can totally dig it.
@candysweet4344 жыл бұрын
Krissthen Trujillo well he is a writer/actor for the show and he’s been doing this jake byrd bit for over 15 years.
@kanabi58744 жыл бұрын
id like your comment but 69 likes is too epiccc dont want to ruin it
@MarceloLaraM4 жыл бұрын
True! Cheers from Trujillo, Perú
@leonidlemburg1148 Жыл бұрын
"Go to settings" has to be the best comment ever 😂😂😂😂😂
@fimspeeway4 жыл бұрын
This guy's trolling level is 'Sasha Baron Cohen'
@Name-ev8pr4 жыл бұрын
@Timothy Newitt sounds like he hurt you.
@donpettyandthespacefakers17984 жыл бұрын
sasha baron cohen that’s who you came up with you need to get out more
@fimspeeway4 жыл бұрын
@@donpettyandthespacefakers1798 Ahh, the irony of using the KZbin comments section to slander others for not having a life. At least I have used my time indoors to learn how to apply punctuation to make myself more coherent.
@donpettyandthespacefakers17984 жыл бұрын
fim speeway ...... what’s that matter if you don’t have a life lol so i don’t punctuate in the youtube comment section and i also do not believe the crazy idea that we live on a spinning water ball that would be impossible enjoy believing that nonsense and i’ll enjoy not putting comas and periods in my comments
@fimspeeway4 жыл бұрын
@@donpettyandthespacefakers1798 You're just trying to make the movement seem stupid!
@Romanceguru4 жыл бұрын
"Am I just dropping a garbage bag of dogs into outer space?" 🤣 Definitely the best line! I love absurdist, satirical humor.
@meirbergstein45264 жыл бұрын
laugh it up. jokes on you.
@danejurus694 жыл бұрын
@@meirbergstein4526 Earth is round, moron. Get over it.
@Romanceguru4 жыл бұрын
Meir Bergstein It’s really not.
@syedhasanmohiuddin8274 жыл бұрын
This guy is phenomenal !! 🤣🤣🤣 First time watching him !
@irishlad47234 жыл бұрын
@Clifford D. Latham II we can measure seismic s and p waves through the earth, from one side to the other. The core is actually solid and has a liquid outer core around it. The iron heavy core Doesn't allow the p waves through. That is how we know there is a core :)
@jeffsievert54764 жыл бұрын
Technically he was exactly " Controlled Opposition "
@TheCosmicFreeway Жыл бұрын
Andrew Callaghan low key chillin in the background....
@hannahwalker39586 ай бұрын
I was wondering if anyone noticed he was there 😂
@sonniemcstay7344 Жыл бұрын
Jake is a national treasure!
@iluvdobiesdotcom4 жыл бұрын
"Friday the 13th" "And who's the bad guy in Friday the 13? Freddy Kruger" Hahaha 🤣👌
@billkeithchannel4 жыл бұрын
The Flat Earther had it correct and the Kimmel troll was wrong.
@tonedowne4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don’t think you are really getting the whole shtick
@billkeithchannel4 жыл бұрын
@@tonedowne It was lame. Logan Paul's movie had moments that actually made me laugh. This was just sad and pathetic.
@bobzombie27104 жыл бұрын
@@billkeithchannel OoOO yay! Finally one thing the flat-earthers got right... yay team...
@bobzombie27104 жыл бұрын
@@billkeithchannel kinmel 'troll' was -wrong- trolling...
@3DxPOD4 жыл бұрын
That was purely brilliant. Give this man an Oscar.
@GrandmasterBBC2 жыл бұрын
Agreed! But I think you mean an Emmy. 😉
@macforme4 жыл бұрын
Jake deserves some kind of an award. He was 110% ON the whole time ...amazing. And the ad-lib was downright awesome. My head is still spinning with all that dialogue 🌎🌪🔥
@diezelvh413310 ай бұрын
*100%
@WarRior-rn4kb2 жыл бұрын
i love his type of comedy. make something so crazy even the crazy people think he's crazy. I love it.
@joshbee59014 жыл бұрын
“Do I look stupid to you”-flat earth convention goer Well you are at a flat earth convention?
@SkemeKOS4 жыл бұрын
So where is your proof that the earth is a spinning waterball? How can we have gas pressure without a container, as claimed by your ridiculous globe model? Please, I'd like to know...
@Orlington174 жыл бұрын
@@SkemeKOS xDDDD primary school experiments can proove its round any time, but if you really want to study it, you should have done it long ago ))))
@madcityy2694 жыл бұрын
@@SkemeKOS How can a cell phone call another cell phone with invisible magic powers?
@b.p.rwebber80984 жыл бұрын
@@SkemeKOS You are an idiots thats plenty of proof you stupid fuckwit. Oh that 2 proofs.
@Customwinder14 жыл бұрын
Pressure gradient.
@GetToDaChoppa-k5r4 жыл бұрын
Jake is one of the funniest people I have ever seen. He needs his own movie.
@digdoug5932 жыл бұрын
Windy City heat!!!!!!
@mdaddy7752 жыл бұрын
My mouth hurts from smiling!
@jakobcase864 жыл бұрын
“Thank you for confronting NASA which everybody knows means Not Always Telling Truths.” I literally fell out of my bed laughing at that line.
@laythadrian57052 жыл бұрын
The fact that Mark took the dead dog question seriously just goes to show what type of people attend these things
@19stalkern4 жыл бұрын
“Go to settings!” LMAO! That was funny AF!!
@Bolgernow4 жыл бұрын
"You're trying to make the movement seem stupid". Seem? Ahem, no reality already did
@dadagne94954 жыл бұрын
Bolgernow just imagine how much brainwashing was in place of a ball earth if earth is actually flat. It does seem flat stationary and motionless. Just imagine if that was true.
@FishyFables4 жыл бұрын
"it will turn you into a jewish" quote of the day
@Liberal_US_Army_Vet Жыл бұрын
Jack Byrd is hilarious, it baffles me the fact that he can stay in character without cracking up
@xXCerealKillogsXx4 жыл бұрын
This man deserves an award
@ejyounggun084 жыл бұрын
I love when JKL has Jake on the show. He never disappoints. Type his name in the search bar, he has a solid amount of hilarious material.
@kjaxor4 жыл бұрын
“Science can’t go further than this? We don’t have to either.” Isn’t that suggesting that “science” is the authority, then? -“If ‘science’ can’t prove it, how could we? Science knows better than us!”
@cryptospin20604 жыл бұрын
Something tells me these people are seriously lacking critical thinking skills so logical reasoning is completely lost on them lol
@jessyjulie55064 жыл бұрын
I think he means if science hasn't actually physically been deeper than 8 miles, than why should we believe them. He didn't word it right. I'm not a flat earther.
@jamesfoster45034 жыл бұрын
Crypto Spin yeah your right! So when we flat earthers ask how can we gas pressure on earth, next to the vacuum of space?! you need a container to have gas pressure, your spinning ball does not have one. outta space is a violation of the second law of thermodynamics (entropy).. but We simply don’t have them critical thinking skills that you possess.
@DustFR4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesfoster4503 very confusing comment, but if you're wondering why there is gas held to the earth it can be explained by gravity. That is also why the higher you go the thinner the air, which matter of factly wouldn't make sense on a flat earth.
@jaisin97424 жыл бұрын
That sounds like logic. Flat earthers have no time for logic.
@sherbert853 жыл бұрын
This had me laughing so hard, I am literally on the floor crying 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!
@princessjay24974 жыл бұрын
“Galileo. You know, the guy from the Queen song?” 😂
@iChaseShotsWithMayonnaise4 жыл бұрын
This feels like a Conner O’ Malley bit and it’s great
@dannywolff48364 жыл бұрын
You NEED to give that guy a raise after such a performance.
@vedadalsette1453 Жыл бұрын
Jake Byrd is a flat-out genius!
@doctorbeanis4 жыл бұрын
"Go to settings" I'm dead
@cameronshank8984 жыл бұрын
As an actor, I admire this guy's guts in remaining in character while improving dialogue in conversation with people who could punch him in the face.
@DizzLexic3 жыл бұрын
He has guts? HE was wearing a brace so people wouldn't punch him in the face. I would like to see him try that without it. haha
@urbangorilla332 жыл бұрын
Got the fake leg cast to deter the bullies.
@1810verdeXVIII2 жыл бұрын
Sacha Baron Cohen commitment level!
@glenn6583 Жыл бұрын
Anybody could punch you in the face, though.
@Trip_Fontaine Жыл бұрын
@@DizzLexic "People on my side would beat you up just for lightly mocking them." isn't quite the flex you think it is dude.
@gladtravis4 жыл бұрын
"You're TRYING to make the movement look stupid."
@kiereluurs12434 жыл бұрын
No need to. They succeeded themselves. This is called 'acknowledgement'.
@Sindollx666x4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha seriously such a good quote.
@flatearthanswers4 жыл бұрын
That's ALL "they" can do
@dfa33664 жыл бұрын
gladtravis I didn’t realize it was a movement. I thought it was a mental illness convention.
@flatearthanswers4 жыл бұрын
@@dfa3366 could you tell me.why you think you're spinning on a ball? Cause you saw a cartoon once? Is that it?
@catjudo1 Жыл бұрын
I'm in the Roundie camp but I love that "Flat Outta Hell" shirt Jake is wearing.
@jaimemartin6704 Жыл бұрын
I want one of them flat earth clocks...
@EpicHotCheese4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I’ve seen someone actually make flat earthers speechless. Combat crazy with more crazy.
@Auriam4 жыл бұрын
Of COURSE it's in Texas.
@trance91584 жыл бұрын
@Moist Boner texass floridah whats the difference?
@robertkaslow37204 жыл бұрын
Ir was in Denver last year ya'll!
@jampar84 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with Texas. There are idiots everywhere...
@landminehopscotch36174 жыл бұрын
@@trance9158 spelling is taught
@tomheringer20474 жыл бұрын
Raphael Eduardo Cruz, who is Cuban, even chose Texas over Florida to live.
@tdillon794 жыл бұрын
"am I just dropping a garbage bag of dogs into outer space" may be the funniest sentence I've heard.
@Andrew-ih2gz4 жыл бұрын
Just how many dogs fit in that garbage bag?
@rickc21024 жыл бұрын
@@Andrew-ih2gz depends if you're using a 13 or a 40 gallon bag.
@sinki198419844 жыл бұрын
you never burried a dog Gary?!
@Imnotplayinganymore Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love his connect-the-dots rants. Spot-on baby!
@01kraken014 жыл бұрын
1600 yr : Galileo Galilei almost died to prove that earth is a spinning round globe 2020 yr : Flat Earth Conference
@christenrhea24574 жыл бұрын
420! 🤣
@coosoorlog4 жыл бұрын
I think it was proved already in antiquity. Eratosthenes in 3rd century BC, for example, calculated the circumference pretty accurately.
@NimbleBard484 жыл бұрын
Galileo must be pretty disappointed right now.
@letsdiscussitoversometea84794 жыл бұрын
@Coos Oorlog and that's what you call proof is it.
@coosoorlog4 жыл бұрын
@@letsdiscussitoversometea8479 it was proven geometrically. May have been ptolemy later but I think the measurement using different shadow lengths in Alexandria and Athens is pretty solid.