Jake Paul's New Scam - H3 Podcast

[@AlkaPwn]

Ethan: "I've eaten ass" Camera: Hard cut to Hila

[@FunkyNutBlast2005]

Time stamp plz

[@Krystaltho]

14:40

[@darielgarcia7817]

He doesn’t give a fuck about calling her out 😂

[@rang3nmag3]

Honestly, ian, zach and Dan are the best "guests" you guys ever have Always the best episodes with the OGS

[@trppstar]

Yeah I know, I thought it was just me, I like the episodes better when it's just them

[@ayarikiyo2178]

Agreed.

[@megan530]

I find myself missing them when they have guests haha! But I also enjoy the guests they have because it gives them more to talk about

[@abygailb6023]

Bro when Ethan was like he should live with that label Dan: Jew?

[@NikhilGokhale]

Ian: doesn’t have a strong opinion Ethan: why do you even live, Ian

[@B-RaDD]

😂😂😂

[@bestboy897]

Yep

[@austinprice770]

It is kind of annoying how he always tries to dodge questions

[@Riccelen]

austin price I find it hilarious, he does it on purpose to bug Ethan and I just love how bothered he gets

[@sacious]

Gokanaru

[@babyBELUGAr]

Hearing someone laughing in the control room through the wall and seeing ethans eyes light up and him going at a joke even harder is so fun

[@duckybear7152]

it’s so cute

[@michelleariel9712]

@dan

[@poptart75]

Time stamp

[@fie1917]

i could watch these 5 idiots talk about anything and eat fast food all day

[@DarkLimaBean]

This show makes me so happy. I actually like it best when there are no guests, you guys all just have the perfect chemistry and it's always hilarious.

[@LadyLitka]

Solona N Exactly!!!

[@itsanowl2349]

Plus the solo shows are usually longer! I always click on a new podcast hoping it'll be 3 hours or longer.

[@mikayla6386]

Solona N Yes!!

[@gasdragon]

I love how Ian switches the cam to Hila whenever Ethan says something juicy about his sex life.

[@lis7742]

Hila's just there like 😬😬😬😬

[@sacious]

Gokanaru

[@joshuamark3897]

right Hila?

[@Orlando-go1tb]

Joshua Mark BACK ME UP ZACH

[@Terrobility]

@@sacious Only if you knew what would happen 3 months later...

[@desmondgreer7384]

This podcast bangs the most without guests to be honest. So good

[@yugambhateja6236]

100%

[@solame10101]

Depends on the guest. Comedians or people that are generally good on podcasts have vibed the best on here. Non guest episodes too often have ethan ranting

[@thomasalias8492]

Yea, because it goes from a discussion amongst friends to just an interview.

[@danielamin]

Ditto a billion times.

[@johnnys7875]

That's only because Ethan can't interview for shit but I agree

[@YetiThaGr8]

Speaking of Cody Ko..... Petition for Cody and Noel to come on the podcast starts here!

[@Le_Mer]

PLEASE

[@xx-gd1gb]

Thank you 👌

[@mowganashwey]

I'd love to see them on the podcast. I think they would have good chemistry.. or it would be a glorious disaster.

[@seifalghazaly4320]

Please god

[@supboi1734]

That would be lit

[@animerror_]

"unfortunately, Pewdiepie couldn't make it" should be a sound bite at this point

[@drivebybodypierce]

Great observation. They should start every show off with that, even if he does ever come on...

[@Sukhraj_Sekhon]

@@drivebybodypierce they are... that's the joke

[@coadymacmillan2759]

@@drivebybodypierce is he actually supposed to or is this a joke, ha

[@jonathanscott907]

We just need to leave our king alone and let him be free to live life, he shouldnt even come back to youtube.

[@markopolo2224]

true

[@manunitedoskar]

Pewdiepie is like that friend telling you should hang out every summer, but it never happens

[@damonkeydub]

It's been a month every podcast starts with "no pewds" can you imagine, when he's actually gonne be HERE. It's gonna be great ! No expectation for next week tho. The guy just married and said on his channel he was taking a break from youtube after daily videos for 7 years. I can't be mad at him for having a REAL break from youtube, take yo time pewds

[@stonecoldperla]

I am that friend.. ugh I'm the worst

[@ggelston97]

@@stonecoldperla why do you do this?

[@Stinkyboi]

Imma just let the man enjoy his break off youtube for a bit

[@stonecoldperla]

@@ggelston97 honestly idk i just get in my head over thinking + I'm lazy when it comes to getting ready, so staying home is always better than going out & regretting it/feeling like a burden. Don't get me wrong tho i love my 1 friend lol.

[@dankmheems290]

I swear Ethan does the intros just to piss off Hila and it makes her laugh.

[@Das_Vert]

She’s a nervous laugher. Even when Ethan is cringe as fuck, she laughs.

[@Stringz]

Dank Mheems I don’t think he does it to piss her off... it’s like a fun thing... it’s cute actually it’s like she’s the only one that exists in these moments. He’s just staring at her every time. Maybe she’s a lil annoyed sometimes, but I doubt it’s really that much.

[@dankmheems290]

@@Stringz I think she finds the weird things he does to be endearing. Like a child only a Mother could love hahaha.

[@Bloody_crow]

Don't forget, Hila loves the cringe too, even when she makes those faces.

[@_booth7992]

Ethan: “I have eaten ass out of the shower” Camera cuts to Hila...

[@ArmanBaig]

“Yeah...”

[@jessicamessicaYT]

I would never marry anyone that doesn’t treat my freshly showered body like a buffet.

[@Endlessshadow1032]

When the episode starts out like it’s the end of the episode you know it’s going to be a good one.

[@Bangford]

How do you know what happens at the end of the show?

[@MikeWatches]

Toby Langford you never watch before? The ending is always hectic . Just like the beginning was this time

[@lordmoldybutt36]

Frigg off rick

[@incognitorat8058]

you have put it in words

[@tylerbeerman572]

Yea we are 10 minutes in and this is fire

[@diabl2master]

Ian is way more down for banter now, since he's got a gf... his neurotransmitters are in balance now I think

[@Laremy]

Davy Ker 16:29 “was it a full fist?”

[@FightFireWitFIre]

People say a gf "won't fix your sorry ass" but honestly, it's a huge confidence boost and makes it easier to talk to people

[@stevnated]

@@buttbong Exactly

[@theceech]

@@FightFireWitFIre get therapy

[@Shloopers]

One of the best parts about these podcasts is the quiet laughter the ass men provide when their mics arent on, perfect subtle laugh track

[@taylikestoast484]

Shloopers the ass men 😂

[@kaogoogle1031]

LOL... ASS MEN

[@xxxsugoitacion]

they are the ass men now

[@thehunterrollins]

This. After Ethan says something risky I always look forward to Dan choking in the background.

[@marredcheese]

Low-key labeling them the ass men was perfect.

[@TheRchivist]

I can't imagine myself not watching this show for the rest of my life

[@Laremy]

TheRchivist 16:29 🤣😂🤣😂😂😃😄😂😅

[@radbug]

I live and breathe H3H3. i just un-paused this video at the perfect moment to her Ethan say: "KA-BLOOMBerg" i think this is my new favorite nickname: KABOOMBERG!

[@Drewstheman05]

Me too! ❤️

[@izzymay5843]

Can we add “I’m trying to run a business” to H3 podcast bingo

[@taylikestoast484]

I forget did they have “dead air” on there?

[@jameshalligan6142]

Taylor Kinas 99% sure they have that.

[@Kirstondo]

Izzy May omg I play that almost every podcast now lol

[@jasonmartin7968]

where could i find this

[@Logan-yy8kb]

And “pewdiepie was meant to be on this week”

[@markh720]

Pewdiepie: turns up Ethan: Unfortunately Pewdiepie couldn’t make it today

[@matiasg19]

... instead we have Felix today.

[@myoume987]

lol I'd actually love if he said that and ignored Felix lol

[@maggifrischundlecker5349]

Sry the front door isnt working...

[@Arbar234]

*dan proceeds to silently execute pewdiepie before he can enter the studio*

[@benjaminschramm1309]

How to drag fans along: "I swear, Pewdiepie will be here next week"

[@arbonzuckerberg4723]

that sound bite ruined it

[@JFKussy]

their new gag is to say that at the top of every single episode

[@dankmheems290]

Pewdiepie probably keeps dodging so he can roll in on a gold Gatsby with his viewer count on the front.

[@jmoney7289]

AMR AMR I see you saw the whole last one

[@bigfeasters420]

You aint a real h3 fan😤😤

[@staudy5658]

*condom breaks* Ethan: "There's no such thing as a coincidence."

[@felci]

byeee i was omw to comment this

[@amdent2]

I'm 47 minutes in and this is like one of my favorite podcasts you guys have done. The whole crew seems happy; Ethan is controlling the podcast well, Hila is speaking up, Dan is jumping in appropriately, Zach is on point with those sound bites, and even Ian is finally saying something. Keep it up guys, proud of you.

[@callumboscoe8685]

Alan Dent Ethan isn’t being say as many stupid things as usual

[@amdent2]

@@callumboscoe8685 I know right? This is kind of fucking awesome

[@baljeet6983]

Fax this is hype

[@taylikestoast484]

Glad to see a positive comment about the podcast after everyone raging over the papajohn episode.

[@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371]

Taylor Kinas correction: after everyone unjustly raging over the papa johns episode

[@myyoutubeaccount4282]

Hila looks so embarrassed by the intro, bless her lol.

[@KaisTestKitchen1]

It was cringy lol

[@geenhaaien]

James Devlin what they do?

[@dlizzle11]

I would smash Hila

[@dlboss77]

@James Devlin What are you talking about?

[@ivyluna3057]

@@dlboss77 yeah seriously wtf is he even talking about

[@jenniferprata6486]

That is the perfect beanie color for Hila, it makes her eyes pop. She really looks so beautiful in that color.

[@TheYotaMan]

She's so hot

[@void7100]

TheYota Man Ikr

[@mowganashwey]

Agreed, Hila is a smokeshow

[@Sushipapi.]

It's called aqua.

[@LuizFernando-mh5vl]

Shes a 6/10, maybe a 5/10.

[@bbchillen5796]

"Whats the question? Is a nipple a tit?" - Ian Funniest part of the whole episode

[@eatmywellies6523]

Ian “I just really love a good personality, y’know” Ethan “dude why do we even have him, like, why do you even have a mic dude?”

[@rhyscarroll7854]

Gold

[@ericav9363]

I knew 100% when Ian said don’t say her name it would only be a matter of seconds before Ethan actually said it. 😂

[@googleuser859]

He done it to get back at Ian, ethan needs to feel like he's the boss and most important person there. If you go against it, on pourpse or not you will be punished.

[@tronsnow4763]

Haha it’s a podcast, not a crime family

[@goldcrocodile5608]

@@googleuser859 nazi Germany all over again eh

[@cassandra811]

@@googleuser859Jesus Christ you’ve spent over 4 years dedicating your time watching a podcast you hate and commenting on it every fucking time. What a sad existence.

[@JuJuBeansss]

As someone that has actually lived in New York for most of my life. I have to say Bloomberg has divided New York and seriously targeted minorities in stop and frisks and general police surveillance. It genuinely affected many families and for me as a Latino have also been targeted. Imagine you taking the train to class and getting stopped twice in the train station that you enter and leave on for 10 mins so they can search your bag and look at you as if you’re criminal just for the color of your skin. Either way love ya papa bless but just know that it’s a lot more serious than you think.

[@Cron0s91]

Yeah idk is Ethan talking about every New Yorker liking him...

[@theangrycheeto]

That sounds infuriating

[@dankdegl612]

That sounds messed up dude, I hope it does down and gets better. Wishing u and your family the best in the future!

[@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371]

Julio Angel dang son. New York gotta get their $h1t together this is just pathetic at this point.

[@vanessaluna1838]

Going to class sucked so much,having to be late bc cops had to be nosey and go through my backpack 3 times a week on the train “randomly”

[@somestrayan4682]

I feel joy every time Ian refuses to answer a question, not being sarcastic.

[@Mojojojo85757]

Same . I’m so petty 🤣 and I know it irks Ethan 🤣🤣 Ian’s such a G

[@yakedent]

Ethan “Pewdiepie couldn’t make it today” Klein

[@SquillyWonka]

Not funny

[@chaddk8615]

friedass potatoes it’s funny

[@puujalka100]

I like it

[@INeverWanted2010]

Apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time

[@jakes-dev1337]

@@SquillyWonka ur username is friedass potatoes

[@kristalc701]

This show doesn’t need guests it’s perfect as it is

[@soobi609able]

Kristal C I agree. Honestly I prefer when there’s no guests 😂♥️

[@DaddysBathTime]

Perfect for children, amirite?

[@solarsombrero227]

Except Jake and Erik! They are perfect for this format.

[@memescoper]

It's cause ethan is a terrible interviewer unfortunately. Not trying to shit on ethan though, it is certainly harder than it looks and i certainly couldnt do it

[@Yousuck00]

Unless the Papa himself wants to come back & hang out with the Fupa Nation.

[@earfwerm]

“Let’s call her Wildcard” “Okay so Sam and Ian..”

[@Eriey3]

I just got to that part and am crying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂 oh my god

[@aidan8379]

I was dying lolol

[@Sithassassin9]

Ethan: what is your type? Zac: *describes Hila*

[@redsonja2291]

Petite means short...

[@Sithassassin9]

Red Sonja no, it doesn’t...

[@redsonja2291]

@@Sithassassin9 yes, it does, what do you think it means if not that?

[@Sithassassin9]

Red Sonja the literal definition...... “(of a woman) having a small and attractively dainty build.” Doesn’t say short boss

[@redsonja2291]

@@Sithassassin9 (of a woman) attractively small and dainty. Don't add words. There is a reason why they call clothes for short people petite, it's so that tall people won't buy those jeans because they will be very short on their legs.

[@greenshark45]

Zach saying "Yes I've eaten ass yes" has to be a sound bite!! 14:57

[@prestonbowden]

greenshark45 I read that exactly when he said it

[@_Damn]

I can't think of a single scenario where it could be used but it would be funny to just randomly play I guess.

[@dereklouster4283]

Please

[@kevbotroberts]

“Yes I’ve eaten ass, yes” -Zach

[@Lexender]

Honestly tho, its not that uncommon to eat ass.

[@dankmheems290]

"I said I liked asses not assholes!" I think that was Ian lol.

[@Henry14141]

Why did you need to quote this?

[@Cold_Leftovers]

1:59:00 “could you imagine someone in college watching Logan Paul?” Yaaa that was my very first roommate after moving out. He watched the Paul’s every day and said he looked like he could be their brother. It was his dream to become a famous vlogger and colab with them. My roommate ended up getting arrested after taking some Xanax and breaking into a house. I don’t think the two things are related

[@SanDesigns]

This is the best story ever.

[@faceplants2]

I disagree. Sounds like he was on the path to his dream future. If it wasn't for those meddling cops....

[@sunflower-jv2tp]

logan has been making good content since last year though. it's jake that still makes kids' content.

[@faceplants2]

@@sunflower-jv2tp Really? The example we saw in this episode doesn't paint that picture.

[@sunflower-jv2tp]

@@faceplants2 yeah that's why logan's views are so high. jake on the other hand gets only around 1 million views because his content is just horrible in general

[@TheNumberTwelve]

Jake Paul: “school doesn’t teach you anything useful about being financially secure” Also Jake Paul: “give me $20 a month for me to make KZbin videos about making KZbin videos”

[@kellym9190]

That’s some idiotception right there.

[@your_belief_vs_everything]

You just proved his point.

[@neon-7777]

Hey, someone's winning...

[@thatmaninthevan3858]

“I like legs” from Ian is so perfect, literally laughed out loud.

[@rohan81991]

Have a feeling Ian could be gay

[@Stringz]

legs suck

[@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371]

Rohan Shetty gay for pu$$y

[@harrisondavis8660]

Randy Reisig legs are underrated

[@Barboron]

Zach: All the applicants are dogs Also Zach: I think as you mature you get tolike natural beauty and personality

[@WolfyPlays]

2035 - Welcome to H3 podcast, today we have the great kanye west and kim Kardashian here, unfortunately pewdiepie couldn't make it, we are trying to reschedule him to next week so stay tuned guys.

[@no7581]

As if pewds will bw active then 😂

[@sydneycosta202]

“I like it” will always be my favorite sound bite

[@genogreen7916]

Absolutely no one: Dan: **vigorously adjusts mic**

[@sacious]

Gokanaru

[@KarosElite]

It’s the only control the man has in his life leave him be!

[@TheDonUrbas]

@@sacious obsesed

[@sacious]

@@TheDonUrbas im curious to see what the community thinks of his video and do they think criticism has merit

[@jenniferprata6486]

It's his nervous tick when he gets an uncomfortable personal question from Ethan

[@OctaFla]

Ethan is Micheal Scott and Ian is his toby

[@velvetaeon2774]

That's a bit harsh 😢

[@jaredparker689]

yes

[@coconejococonejo]

michael*

[@OctaFla]

Keops spoeK appreciate you 😫

[@Krzatka]

So Zach has to be Ryan

[@hahayleyjeanne4852]

I feel like Ian is much happier and is enjoying the podcast more. happy for him!

[@Laremy]

He’s getting laid !

[@carnage1028]

love going back and watching these old vibes

[@Bruhbushka]

My gf just broke up with me and this is the only thing helping me escape and get through the day, papa bless

[@BabyPlays4U]

It gets better my dude, papa bless.

[@aus-li]

I can be your gf, my dude.

[@godthegod4491]

Don't worry about her, she's moving on to bigger and better sex.

[@anotherrandomtexan25]

Don't worry man, tis better to try and fail, then to never try at all. Just take what you've learned and improve... BREAK ON THRU TO DA OTHER SIDE!!!!

[@peterwilliams1162]

Watch the film Swingers. Helped me a lot.

[@stevie7thkey175]

petition to make "Unfortunately, Pewdiepie couldn't make it" as a soundbite

[@moriahsawyer9047]

Literally

[@tonnyyv4057]

My favorite podcasts are these ones with no guest by far. I love when the whole crew is involved.

[@tiffanyhuerta9637]

Absolutely! I agree

[@cesarordaz139]

I hate guests I 100% prefer these with just the crew

[@ryanbailey1651]

“Guys let’s just refer to Sam as Wild Card so they won’t know her name” “Alright sounds good” *gets on the air “Alright remember we are calling SAM by the name Wild Card”

[@piercebembenek7293]

Ethan: well your favorite brothers are back Me: Ethan and Moe Bradberry segment!? Ethan: Jake and Logan Paul Shit.. haha

[@Atreyuxx6]

@done done I just need that regula shmegula

[@Line11b]

Sometimes Dan and Ethan fight - it kinda feel like siblings figthing Ethan: "Dan! You are smacking into the mic again" Dan: "You just did that for 30 min!" XD

[@depraved9330]

I’m starting to think that Pewdiepie was never going to come on the podcast

[@MacMac548]

The Interstellar Man you must not be a repeat listener

[@thehunterrollins]

Mikaela Schmit I’m a repeat listener, did miss something?

[@MacMac548]

Hunter Rollins end of last podcast, that’s the only clue I’ll give

[@brb2jndett254]

The Interstellar Man he’s been on before

[@shuddhi5764]

Why would he? It would probably be one of the most uncomfortable things he’s ever been a part of. Lol

[@loomst718]

the fact that jake paul acts like he represents "my generation" makes me very scared

[@VitalMusic217]

He does.

[@lilbleep566]

@@VitalMusic217 he absolutely does not

[@VitalMusic217]

@@lilbleep566 most people his age are really similar

[@Strawbrrycough]

“It’s time to like stop!” - Jake Paul 2020

[@BrooklynHeadrick]

waiting for pewdipie to be on the podcast feels like waiting for my dad to come home

[@dieDAUERLUTSCHER1]

Lmao your name is Brooklyn so stfu

[@garrettwhite9546]

Good one 😂

[@user-pg5ki9lp5f]

W31n1 being named brooklyn and not having a dad aren’t mutually exclusive lol

[@BrooklynHeadrick]

W31n1 😂 I don’t get what that has to do with it. But you’re entitled to your opinion! 🥰

[@VinceOTL13]

They should totally sign up for Jake Paul’s thing with one of the interns or something (that Jake Paul doesn’t know) so that they can get the inside scoop. That’d be an interesting segment for the Podcast. That being said, I don’t necessarily disagree with the things he’s saying. College isn’t for everybody. But, uh, he’s probably not the best person to push that message. What would he know about struggles with student loans if he didn’t even go to college... But like, that’s just like, my opinion man.

[@Tacomans_56]

Well his family is very well off also

[@zewro4438]

college is for everybody, americas shitty school system is not.

[@phez_846]

I can't imagine anything worse than a bunch of kids following in his footsteps

[@erolee8115]

I think Drew Gooden did something similar with Jake’s last scam program. It’s a good video !

[@austinsc2]

Haerhee i would donate to see this happen

[@Speetlebeetle]

Zach's camera looks like he wiped it off with a lotion tissue like a Fancy Kleenex

[@raquelnavarrete776]

“Yes I’ve eaten ass” should be a sound bite 😂

[@yakedent]

When Jake Paul uses the wrong “there” when complaining about how dumb school is

[@shannongale8218]

Please sound bite Zach saying "yes, I've eaten ass, yes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tpeezy231]

Put it on a shirt

[@caitlynray567]

So soundbite himself?

[@shannongale8218]

Haha yes!

[@chiwiks]

Ian is lookin like a man who's about to quit his job

[@tripstersteni5788]

Hopefully he does

[@moriahsawyer9047]

Why

[@VIVsVeiws]

Ian: We'll just call her wildcard Ethan: Sam.

[@Aught2]

Botched the format

[@Xx1PWNY1xX]

Who is Ethan Sam?

[@quinn9598]

Almost made it

[@watermelonroks1]

Ethan: "I don't even want to talk about it." Ethan: "It looked like a mound of dirt."

[@kitso_2b68]

He was a different person after that

[@AnoNiMuse]

A lot can change after you shit mixed up real/veggie meat

[@sacious]

@@kitso_2b68 gokanaru

[@MermaidLuvly]

i was looking for this comment lmao, i knew he was gonna talk about it the second he said that xD

[@Farmer_Rick_Ross]

First 20 minutes of this was absolute chaos

[@davec8473]

That first conversation was the best H3 experience of my life

[@scumart3495]

18:51 “Damn, stroke game on point” needs to be a sound bite

[@mitch4080]

True 😂

[@AnimeOverdose1]

audio is muddied tho

[@ethereal-alice]

Overdose they could easily go back and separate the channel

[@scumart3495]

Alexo yeah

[@katiefulton9456]

Alexo 100% solo out that mic track & they could clean up audio. 🙋🏼‍♀️ (votes me, the female with “fake tits” but it’s cool, respect their opinions- I have a wonderful man / long term relationship but; having said that: literally I feel like I had my surgery a while back & 😰 all this money & obscene pain just for immediately “perfect natural smaller boobs” to come back into “ style” what if you weren’t born with ‘em? + you grow up a ballet dancer, but get older &....you want a pair of your own= me. I love mine. Haven’t slept on my stomach (preferred sleeping position) in a decade but: worth it. 👍 Literally I’m no ones type in that entire studio. 👏😟😰 lol it’s a...weird balance. & an even weirder thing to admit on the internet. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I feel like it’s obvious too... Also: Hila IS perfection. Mind, body, spirit & I’m not even mad about it. Lol ☮️❤️

[@mirabelarmstrong8518]

“He needs public speaking classes” “HE NEEDS ANY CLASS” LOLOL

[@allandoudine571]

i haven't heard someone say lolol in ten years

[@R.T.and.J]

@@allandoudine571 I say it sometimes lolol

[@alcantarcarolina123]

I agree...I took a public speaking class in college and it helped me with presentations in other classes

[@dankmheems290]

@@alcantarcarolina123 Creative writing classes are also good for inspiring youtubers. The ability to write good bits that hit and make people laugh is a hard thing to do.

[@henrygalvan9333]

Laugh Out Loud out loud

[@ern4232]

Ian seems so happy compared to earlier episodes how wholesome

[@fernandoaguilar4880]

Only because he's putting the Paul brother's in his thumbnail he happy as f knowing he going to get clicks what a sociopath

[@RTMarx]

@@fernandoaguilar4880 ???

[@Xx1PWNY1xX]

He got a girl 😁

[@void7100]

Ian seems so much happier lately aw

[@ashnthompson]

I feel like Ian is glowing.

[@r011ing_thunder6]

How is that a feeling?

[@ayokayo4793]

He got laid

[@jinxedsphinx3600]

Dixie Normous you never get a feeling from looking at someone? I think she means she getting the “vibe” that Ian is glowing

[@ObeyCamp]

MadebyMoonlite I have a feeling he might be pregnant.

[@jesusrperez5886]

He's eating ass.

[@erlingdvergsten8245]

Ethan: "I dont really like fatburger" Ethan: **takes another bite**

[@barryallen9466]

*goes back to it two minutes later* Hila: *disgusted ass look*

[@arbiter-]

He does that every time. Says some food is shit but eats the entire thing anyways.

[@earfwerm]

15 mins in and we’ve learned about the ass-eating habits of everyone on the show. This is on the spectrum of quality content we seek.

[@albr4]

So far this is one of the best episodes (edit: I take it back they started eating food into the mic)

[@euansmith3092]

More like on the spectrum content

[@anima6035]

@@euansmith3092 hahaha

[@anima6035]

@@euansmith3092 hahaha

[@earfwerm]

Euan Smith refer to their last video for the “spectrum” comment

[@TheRchivist]

The stuff Ethan was saying about learning through experimenting things in life and that no knowledge is valuable if you haven't tested it by yourself before is some of the realest things I've heard in a long time. This was quote worthy

[@bradycunningham]

"That is not christ like" He has gone full Ye

[@MichaelBallif]

“I’m not an ass hole man.” - Dan

[@whoops6325]

"so now youre a little older... spread those cheeks?" THAT KILLED ME.

[@Schmidty030]

Dude I was dying of laugher during the whole sex talk portion of the podcast.

[@arthurmeuleman7048]

longest intro I have ever seen

[@kclauren6052]

Go watch "Your mom's house" podcast intro 😂

[@Intr0verse]

Yeah h3h3 got old real quick

[@4ntifreez]

and the best one so far

[@derekfigueroa2583]

Clayton Garvey but you’re here watching him still

[@scent-bubbles]

And one of the best

[@nickk6968]

“Everything I say is privileged” -Ethan Klein 2020

[@mori5271]

"That turns me on" is my favourite soundbite

[@paintandletters]

Remember when Bobby Lee stopped by after therapy and said he would do it all the time? I just remembered and I'm disappointed

[@finthefishsep20toma]

Maybe he stopped going to therapy at the same time that h3h3 podcast records? I wish he popped in more like he said he would, I love his chaotic energy

[@chaddlybobaddly]

“Was it the whole fist?” -Ian

[@Ericksinrs]

“I’m talking directly to Hila” 😂😂 OMG 🤣🤣

[@InvisibleHeavy]

16:07 the way ethan giggles as he says "penetrate yOU" is so precious

[@jackmasini8701]

The worst part of my week is having to wait for the next episode, this is literally like the only thing I enjoy watching now adays

[@taylikestoast484]

Jack Masini sameeeeeeee

[@naomivds4201]

Right with ya

[@Jake-fb5le]

Y’all should get CodyKo on the show

[@kateyepawtch]

YESS

[@allipeterson3876]

With Noel too. TMG.🥩

[@SHiANxGLAMxKiLLS]

why havent they been on already

[@GERDxGANG]

I’ve been feeling pretty low lately and this podcast helps me escape for a bit so thank you! You guys are the best

[@theelectronicsoldier5796]

Finally I walk into the podcast and Ian is speaking, not only that its banter. A great podcast, is when all the boys are speaking and going after each other, or just talking in general

[@jaredparker689]

Everytime Ethan talks to Dan about politics Ethan's table becomes the kid's table.

[@acrostiic5623]

It's sad because Dan doesn't even know what he's talking about but compared to Ethan he's like a college professor.

[@jaredparker689]

@@acrostiic5623 Dan knows plenty for a normal dude. He correctly predicted that Bloomberg would take a big hit after the debates which shows some understanding, he stays informed to an okay degree I'd say. Ethan there sitting with a full diaper from all the shit he just says while knowing nothing

[@chaunceyloveshack9530]

@@acrostiic5623 please enlighten us with your rigorous critique of dan's politics

[@Didric1]

Totally agree! Got kinda irritated at Ethan there, which i very rarely do. I'm sure there are people who work in similar lines that do dedicate their life to social service, but there are also people who runs for major for example, who has their own ego and political ideologies in the driver seat. Saying just because you're a major you dedicated your life to social service is wrong imo. P.S Dan is chill as always

[@Mojojojo85757]

Best comment fr. I love Ethan but he doesn’t know wtf he’s talking about 90% of the time.

[@DarkAgeSwarm306]

"sorry pewdiepie couldn't make it today, we are trying to schedule him for next year"

[@ummhwegottaproblem9125]

That opening 20 mins was the most chaotic opening to the podcast I’ve seen for a while

[@nice1068]

It needs to be posted to r/cringe.

[@ummhwegottaproblem9125]

Nice no

[@nice1068]

@@ummhwegottaproblem9125 it was 25 minutes of pure cringe. I feel so bad for Dan, Zach, Hila and Ian.

[@zn6632u]

Nice your entire existence should be on r/cringe

[@nice1068]

@@zn6632u I need verifiable evidence.

[@OsirisT]

"they were boiling it in water" 😂 Hila once again killing it with the Zingers

[@idkwtbid]

I like when there are no guests, bring back scary stories when you do tho

[@jakeschill9239]

rema rema why do you think that?

[@Nimbus3690]

Nah screw the stories. Most of them were nonsense and extended the podcast unnecessarily

[@brendanw3534]

I really appreciated Ians engagement in this episode. Lingered a little long on the Jake Paul bit but great podcast I always look forward to a new episode, keep up the good work!

[@ThePoonraider]

Is Marzia coming with him? I think you four would have a sweet couples interview.

[@sufferationist]

Marzia will be on the show before he is

[@wokenotbroke5976]

Its never gonna happen and as soon as you realize that you can move on with your life... Let it goooooo

[@kaytee2113]

Ethan would make them super uncomfortable because he would press them on having kids

[@lillpotato]

I thought they were just going to do a Skype thing, not actually coming on the show

[@ThePoonraider]

@@wokenotbroke5976 Don't be so pessimistic. Realistically, anything can happen. Not usually to a human lifetimes timescale, but anything CAN and probably WILL happen.

[@cookiemonsterqp]

another instance of Jake Paul scamming people was when he did the Team1000 thing where fans would pay to get into an entry level type Team10 and then he just killed the project without refunding anyone - Drew Golden did a video on it that was very well done

[@lukenackley9990]

"we live in a society" -jake paul

[@void7100]

luke nackley words of wisdom

[@Joshdanggit]

The start to this podcast was one of the funniest opening 10-15 minutes in a while

[@TQo1]

Josh Hinson yes.

[@erikarose11]

Hila laughing and saying “oh my god” is the best

[@kaylamucciolo2677]

Zach: “what’s a 2 outta 10 boob?” I need answers

[@mishakeable]

I love how Ethan never know the limit on conversations. That is PRECIOUS! Everyone gets so uncomfortable but yet end up laughing.