i swear jake always says the most evil things and does a little giggle after and it always catches me completely off guard
@breezemansker33662 жыл бұрын
me asf lmaooo
@laurenl222 жыл бұрын
YESSSS lmao it always surprises me
@violetmaritime2 жыл бұрын
really got me like 😹😸😺😧
@lemonadebi2 жыл бұрын
ITS SO FUNNY
@sadezem9912 жыл бұрын
for fucking real lmfao it takes me out
@nunpho2 жыл бұрын
These guys are so greezy. I hate kids like this, it reminds me of school and the attention seekers being loud and annoying. I've worked plenty of jobs that deal with the public. Sometimes smartass behaviour just makes you wanna cry from frustration. Especially because we have to be nice to them.
@sadezem9912 жыл бұрын
Seriously lmfao. I was a waitress for 4 years and now work for the Judicial Branch. Most people are nice, but the RUDEST ones are people with fucking speeding tickets or people with civil cases. I've been threatened and called a cunt for the stupidest shit. I've been yelled at multiple times for asking people how to spell their names. This man's name was Gerald and he was mumbling and talking very fast over the phone, which is already hard to hear on and I asked him how to spell it and he starts yelling at me, calling me ableist slurs and saying that I'm a dumb cunt and "didn't even know how to spell Gerald." I told him I have to ask because you never know how someone spells their name and he starts going off about how that's just "politically correct bullshit" lmfaoo
@mischr132 жыл бұрын
they're so greasy they made the word greasy sound greasy
@arianadejesus72 жыл бұрын
the struggle to stay polite with shithead people causing a scene at your place of work in the name of “good customer service” is absolutely unmatched 💀
@vahleralynch20222 жыл бұрын
Someone please make these kids get a minimum wage job. I would kill to see how they would react to customers like them.
@xbvm2 жыл бұрын
dude, there's a dairy queen in my city where all the frat boys always work in the summer and we never go there because they don't know how to do shit. My loud latina mom always makes sure to give them all the swears in Spanish she knows
@violetevegarden36912 жыл бұрын
@@xbvm ur mom sounds cool af
@KitchenOnTheLeft2 жыл бұрын
These guys remind me so much of like, people in my middle school…. in 2009. The fake moans, “tHiS lOoKs LiKe CuM” jokes, the being annoying for attention, all of it. I can’t believe people still think this kind of humor is funny 13 years later.
@saranlinx93012 жыл бұрын
i just graduated high school and kids still did this crap. it was always obnoxious.
@mischr132 жыл бұрын
they were like this when I was in middle school in the early 00s. I don't think this type of guy is going extinct anytime soon 😩
@DownBelowNagrind2 жыл бұрын
It's because that's when they peaked
@thedestroyasystem2 жыл бұрын
I knew someone who was a senior last year and did this, too. Made everybody uncomfortable but no one was confident enough to tell us to stop. She had a pet bird she would bring in sometimes and constantly made gross out jokes about it. It’s one thing to “joke” like this in an abstract sense but to specifically sexualize a living animal is so disgusting.
@aiy.962 жыл бұрын
damn. sexualized jokes will never stop
@BonseyJonsey2 жыл бұрын
The energy of you shitting on these guys is IMMACULATE I was bullied by these types of guys in school and they make you feel like you're going insane for being upset. Their entire sense of humor is gaslighting people they think they're better than and when you're vulnerable to that they see it and swoop on you. No matter what you do, whether that's getting upset, staying composed, getting someone in charge, or even ignoring them. It may be petty, but I can't get enough of these kinda assholes getting mercilessly insulted.
@deez25692 жыл бұрын
I absolutely agree! I was bullied hard for most of my school years and I too cannot help but smile when I see them get roasted. Nothing wrong with a little bitterness.🙂
@jaceykate2 жыл бұрын
Ive hated every encounter I’ve had with guys like this and I can remember the embarrassment they always made me feel i’m so glad to be out of high school ☮️
@maggiebottoms65262 жыл бұрын
They remind me of a specific person in high school, and nowadays, that person is in prison so I’m like winning compared to him
@deez25692 жыл бұрын
@@maggiebottoms6526 All of the "popular" kids from my high school are either dead or unemployed. It's actually quite crazy, literally NONE of them did anything with their lives. A waste, really.
@SaplingsCo2 жыл бұрын
This coming out less than an hour after me and my staff had $100 in tips stolen by a customer. Life just has a way of repaying us for its transgressions 🤪
@SaintShion2 жыл бұрын
Srsly? I'm sorry Fvk those ppl. I hate ppl that don't respect ppl w actual jobs.
@Perfinn2 жыл бұрын
i hope they see god cause who tf does that
@Nic_171752 жыл бұрын
fuck them. I’m so sorry that’s such an awful thing to have happen
@maddieb.42822 жыл бұрын
I really hope that customer was desperate and really needed the money for a good reason. Because jesus that sucks
@maggiebottoms65262 жыл бұрын
@@maddieb.4282 I’m glad there’s people in this world who think like I do, my first thought as welll was “ well I hate that that happened but what put the guy in a situation to feel the need to steal money ?”
@CootieBugg2 жыл бұрын
I kind of feel bad for them. It must be tough to have never developed a distinct personality or experience any form of personal growth.
@sagescorner2562 жыл бұрын
and people ask me why as an autistic why I refuse to work in retail or food service, because even if some teenage idiot doesn’t walk in on purpose to film a tiktok prank, i know that some karen will walk in and make me cry lmao
@violetevegarden36912 жыл бұрын
Im autistic too and i could litreally never i also dont realize my anxienity until i litreally have an panic attack 😦 so yeah
@violetevegarden3691 Жыл бұрын
@@smokerbuddy4204 WHAG BRO THERE HAS ALWAYS BEEN AUTISTIC PEOPLE!!!!!!!! u confuser me 😃
@violetevegarden3691 Жыл бұрын
@@smokerbuddy4204 i know u little goof ball!! i was just gooffing around! but yeah ur right, im professonally diagnosed tho!
@ellefleck87092 жыл бұрын
4:30 "that shit's ugly as hell" bold statement from someone who's literally wearing the dwayne the rock johnson fit
@eminempreg2 жыл бұрын
THE ROCK FIT GOES HARD
@SaintShion2 жыл бұрын
It's about drive, it's about power
@jotunn302 жыл бұрын
plus people as white as mayo really should stop using AAVE to try and sound cool
@SuperMacik1 Жыл бұрын
@@SaintShion it's about turtlenecks, it's about fanny packs
@heartsforbrenda Жыл бұрын
@@eminempreg REAL
@rachelscott36952 жыл бұрын
jake is like that one friend who will say something so sadistic as a joke but act like they're serious about it
@bennettloni16302 жыл бұрын
worked at top golf for over a year. I wish I had the opportunity to ruin their pranks by turning off all the lights and tying them to the back of the ball picker
@andrewraxter83242 жыл бұрын
This makes me so mad. I used to be the manager at a movie theater and had to deal with several idiots like this and they always made my life unnecessarily difficult. I was making $8.50. I was not getting paid enough for that crap.
@Sadie-rai2 жыл бұрын
I feel for anyone who was recently working at movie theaters especially with the whole gentleminions vandalism thing that was happening
@sydpackard2 жыл бұрын
saw this guy wearing a st. louis blues jersey and i was like “i hope he doesn’t live in stl because i also live there” and spoiler alert i checked his instagram and we do in fact live in the same area. my minimum wage job is not safe
@FirstFallSnow2 жыл бұрын
I love to prank retail employees! My favorite is when an employee is really nice or good at their job, I tell them I need to speak with a manager. Then I totally talk them up. It always freaks them out and it can really have an effect on their raises/promotions.
@Grace-rv8ko2 жыл бұрын
No, literally done that before and the manager is always like ready to fight and then when you say “yo this employee is amazing and I just want to let you know that” they’re always literally so grateful and happy
@ashegrey30422 жыл бұрын
yeah when i was a server & really great at my job i’d still have people who were upset over the smallest things so id think they’re having a great time then they ask to talk to my manager and i’m like what where did we go wrong then they compliment me and i’m like 🥰🥰
@shreksgirl19982 жыл бұрын
Hoping this is a joke lmao
@Arialoverom Жыл бұрын
Yes, I would love to have a positive experience with a customer for them to give me MAJOR anxiety while waiting for the manager. This has happened to me before and I had to leave because I couldn't calm down. Don't fucking do this.
@jofawkes2 жыл бұрын
Super enraging. This is legit why everyone should be required to do at least a year of customer service. I honestly think it would humble people, and give them the story of perspective they are clearly lacking when they treat other people like crap.
@jilliansmaniotto23262 жыл бұрын
shockingly, i’ve never wanted to punch someone in the face as much as I want to deck Kauschdaddy. that’s a pretty high threshold.
@cinnasterr2 жыл бұрын
hi jake off topic but thank you for all the work you do as a content creator in regards to giving back to the chronically ill/disabled community and creating spaces for us. listening to all in our heads makes me feel so human and see. i really appreciate the work you do.
@meoweowe2 жыл бұрын
happy disability pride month!!:))
@jalyssa00482 жыл бұрын
@@meoweowe woooo
@annapruitt55462 жыл бұрын
Honestly employees should be able to tell customers no. Ofc customer service is important and there should still be professionalism. Like no yelling and fighting with the customer, but firmly telling them that they’re wrong and they need to leave. Employees should be treated valuably as real people and have more power instead of being forced to put up with unnecessary and unfair bullshit. The customer is not always right and they should not be allowed to act rudely or throw a fit in a store.
@ShanKatOD2 жыл бұрын
being chronically ill and loving this communtitty so dearly
@cerysjones62402 жыл бұрын
Utterly offended that this guy looks like he took inspiration from Steve Harrington for his look. Steve Harrington would NEVER be this disrespectful.
@ghostXxroyalty Жыл бұрын
Steve would never act like that ,,,he would be so mad at someone acting like that
@eliselewandowski80922 жыл бұрын
i am genuinely so happy that i started watching jake
@jackiejack672 жыл бұрын
i get so excited every time he posts lol
@nunpho2 жыл бұрын
@@jackiejack67 samesies 😁
@lavennia2 жыл бұрын
Feel sorry for that dog who has to put up with those people. Love those great danes, people never give them the love or respect they deserve.
@FloatingRumHam2 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of guy who deserves a bad haircut and a humiliating video of him failing a keg stand in front of all of his bros spread around Twitter
@goldensloth72 жыл бұрын
that essential oil diffuser joke was gaaaas bro
@soloheroina2 жыл бұрын
these guys make me feel so much better about myself. just so happy im nothing like this
@billycake58302 жыл бұрын
You know he's a good guy when he throws up the peace sign and puts his tongue between his fingers. Class acts
@gabriellegoodwin44222 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know how to fight but I’d figure it out” is a powerful line
@MJ-jh8jv2 жыл бұрын
I went to high school with the Chase dude. He was such so annoying and I hate that I randomly have to see him again. Thanks Jake :( (Love your vids btw lol)
@starboyonyx2 жыл бұрын
"man FUCK chase" had me so caught off guard i had to replay it three times
@_Brohan2 жыл бұрын
what a group of well adjusted old-money young adults, as is the norm. /s
@forty_two422 жыл бұрын
I'm from New York. we say deadass constantly. He used the term wrong. Something cannot BE deadass. It's a slang that means "Dead Serious" like for example. "This is Deadass a good video" is correct. "This video is Deadass" is an incomplete sentence. It's deadass.. what?
@dizzy_foxx Жыл бұрын
I love watching your old videos back. They don’t age which is a really good thing. I feel like I can watch just about any of them and feel like it’s up to date rather then in the past. Love your comedy and content dude you’re a real one
@quackfriendly2 жыл бұрын
Go off Jake. I love that you are finally getting the recognition and love that you deserve. So happy to be apart of your lil community 💛
@KuromiTheLastRakkyo Жыл бұрын
I’m the type of person to make dirty jokes, but I don’t do it around others who don’t like it, including kids. I only do it with friends. I know what to talk about around certain people so no one is uncomfortable
@riley22432 жыл бұрын
jake!! i am so happy that you’re growing this fast (with subscribers and patreon, you always have so much more support with each video), and i’m glad i’m supporting a creator who is using their platform for good and to give back to their community. thank you for being amazing!!
@collaredbun2 жыл бұрын
sorry it's so funny you had to clarify you meant by growing
@riley22432 жыл бұрын
@@collaredbun i had to make sure nobody thought i meant he was growing taller, yk?
@ChloeTheJean2 жыл бұрын
Literally can't wait to this kid to grow up and lay awake at night thinking about how he made these random workers days worse and threw their shit around like a toddler who didn't have control of its hands yet. The privilege..
@cr-nd8qh4 ай бұрын
Ha that would be progress
@FukaiKokoro2 жыл бұрын
Still haven’t gotten used to the “HIIIIII SISTERS” in the beginning. Freaks me out for a millisecond.
@soferson33932 жыл бұрын
bro (jake doolittle) makes the best youtube videos. im giggling and kicking my feet whenever i watch such lovley content.
@yoriichilvr2 жыл бұрын
that little kid in the beginning makes me so sad he’s so adorable ugh
@soupdehblue37572 жыл бұрын
You most likely won’t see this. I deal with ego death all the time so, you deserve your success jake. You are funny. You are wholesome. The editing is great. The commentary is relatable. You don’t have a punchable face. You write jokes well. You have great ideas for videos. Please keep it up.
@Howdidyouknow042 жыл бұрын
The kids that made those noises in middle school in the middle of class and got no reproctions were one of the main reasons I started getting homeschooled. They would make those noises the entire class and then I finally told the teacher and he said he didn’t hear anything and the guidance said there was nothing they can do. I have OCD and it triggered it severely. I couldn’t stay in class because of it. Then the school had the balls to threaten to throw me out because I keep leaving class because of anxiety attacks which brought my grades down. The school was a private catholic school so they managed to get away with breaking the ADA laws. Guess what, in high school I went to a school for kids that didn’t fit in (kids bullied, depressed, have anxiety, mental disorders, autism, chronic pain, etc.) and graduated a year early as co-valedictorian. I’m in a Abled Disabled Alliance club at my college and the same things happened to a girl with POTS in it. Catholic schools (in my experience are really ableism and get away with it).
@spOOkytimes2 жыл бұрын
These guys sound like they're in middle school and just watched an R-rated bad comedy movie and are talking like how the characters did so everyone knows how cool and mature they are
@pairashootpants5373 Жыл бұрын
Dude you're over 200k now! CONGRATS!
@that_mars Жыл бұрын
The open fist scratching had me laughing so hard; yeah jake you would be a good fighter 😂
@ValkyrieNico2 жыл бұрын
jake gives me riddler 2022 as a commentary channel vibes. in the best way
@seacrowe2 жыл бұрын
it hurts to watch ppl like this. like how are u not embarrassed acting like that
@cr-nd8qh4 ай бұрын
Some guys don't mature until 25 or 30
@ThatFunkyMonky2 жыл бұрын
“That was dead ass” hearing white people horrifically misuse AAVE from areas they have never been to will forever be funny as fuck to me lmfao
@okuhleminyi81432 жыл бұрын
5:03 This came out of nowhere and is the funniest thing I've heard said this year.
@kienan12 жыл бұрын
It’s not a good feeling to know these guys live in the same city/general area as me
@rufusthecat78912 жыл бұрын
Literally same 😭😭😭 the moment I saw the “Allen” jersey in the background I knew
@hannahiseithertiredorwired62652 жыл бұрын
Bro same, I recognized the field next to the top golf (seen from the highway before) and when I tell you I just knew, he's giving St. Charles energy by the way he's wearing his mask but is acting like he's from Ladue lol
@ShanKatOD2 жыл бұрын
“a frat member” how I love Jake
@k13ran_182 жыл бұрын
So r we not gonna pretend like whenever they start using slang they're not just adopting a blaccent/AAVE for no reason or..?
@KittyWhite382 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too lol the blatant misuse of aave so white
@k13ran_182 жыл бұрын
@@KittyWhite38 no fr 💀
@imanirussellactor2 жыл бұрын
they also NEVER use it correctly. like how can a golf swing be “so deadass”??
@k13ran_182 жыл бұрын
@@imanirussellactor RIGHT they're the type of guys to b like "what's good my Bigga" and then think it's the funniest shit 😐
@lilyrolyat67262 жыл бұрын
The essential oil diss took me OUT
@percyorsomething26412 жыл бұрын
I have seen so many guys like this and it makes me so angry. It's just ruining families' days for no reason and making workers days so much worse.
@emolover356 Жыл бұрын
i found your channel randomly and now im literally binging all your videos every day and i cannot stop. i hope this channel grows big cause you are very good at what you do ! :)
@gabriellegoodwin44222 жыл бұрын
“Your chain bracelet isn’t going to distract from the fact that you’re a shitty fucking human” the venom with which Jake destroys people never fails to be funny to me
@lindseyhendrix2405 Жыл бұрын
The rap about leaving your girl for them 😂 wasn’t ready for that lol.
@enexius672 жыл бұрын
They’re the epitome of the stereotypical high school boy who is popular for all the wrong reasons. They’re also the type of guys who will bully you relentlessly and when you get upset, they start making fun of you. I’ve never felt so enraged by a group of guys in my life.
@pairashootpants5373 Жыл бұрын
Love you dude! Keep up the great content!
@hannahiseithertiredorwired62652 жыл бұрын
(Edit- turns out he went to an all boys catholic school in a PWI so that makes a lot of sense and he really needs to learn how to hide his location more if he wants to be on the internet I learned way too much from just a simple google search of his handle.) So fun fact! I know where that pro golf is (recognized it from the field it's like right next to the highway), and have a general idea of where he's from (can smell the wealth/affluence on him), and I would say that as a person of the city/county he (probably) claims I would apologize except he most certainly isn't and if he was he would've gotten his ass beat by now.
@keepingitkianatural2 жыл бұрын
I've never heard someone misuse the term deadass. It's so multifunctional. How did he do this?
@freakasslilguy34182 жыл бұрын
i get SO HAPPY everytime i get a notif from u sister
@tylerfothergill79972 жыл бұрын
this is hilarious im so glad you made fun of this guy
@Alina.06122 жыл бұрын
17:49 isn’t it illegal to record and post someone when they clearly didn’t want to be on camera? these stupid boys are acting like it’s the workers’ faults for doing their job and that makes me so upset.
@deermangivefast2 жыл бұрын
Jake why, this is so painful to watch how could they possibly act like this in public
@Jdrunnin2 жыл бұрын
I must say I love when people harass minimum wage workers, they are clearly not underpaid to have to deal with every single customer being an asshat and prankster.
@maybelilybelly2 жыл бұрын
this is literally the same energy as my prep school and i’m grossed out 😑
@slim_streams2 жыл бұрын
God I deal with kids like this literally every day and it stresses me out. It just leaves me so tired and bitter and I hate how these morons are affecting me
@hannahstone71542 жыл бұрын
Jake is actually so funny that while I was watching there were multiple times where I bust out into loud laughter. Such a nice and funny dude
@be3bles2 жыл бұрын
man never fails to make me laugh, love you man
@SpaceGirlCreations2 жыл бұрын
I swear, people not being aware of their surroundings is a big ole red flag. So annoying 🤢
@bluesky29252 жыл бұрын
Those guys are making thanos look realllly good rn
@nightmare_gaming53052 жыл бұрын
Fr tho
@darthbob.2 жыл бұрын
Thanks jake for all your hard work and I love your videos
@moreonthisat73932 жыл бұрын
I definitely think Couch Daddy meant to say that it was going to be your year Jake.
@bloodyneptune2 жыл бұрын
These guys would absolutely form a snotty, rich-kid, 'i wish I could hunt the poor' gang during the Purge
@sassywasthebestcat2 жыл бұрын
Yay hi sister! Loved the livestream last night lots of laughs ☺️
@danielleduckett9422 жыл бұрын
I also live in a college town, in Oregon. The mixture of people who do and don’t wear masks properly is ridiculous 🙃
@LuciesCafe2 жыл бұрын
Another beautiful day another beautiful new Jake Doolittle video 😎
@strobelight952 жыл бұрын
People like this are just like literally the worst people. Just out to ruin everyone's day all of the time… I hate them.
@oxfuh2 жыл бұрын
This is the stuff i need to watch to prepare myself for going back to middle school
@kookykiddo2 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but that turtle neck under a polo is HORRIFIC lmfao I can’t
@Marmar-12122 жыл бұрын
No but if I was one of those families there with a bunch of teens-twenty something’s acting like that, I would be so fucking pissed. As a twenty something who likes to have fun it’s not that hard to do it in a respectful manner. If you wanna act like that, don’t go to a family friendly place. It’s really that simple
@leahshannon7592 жыл бұрын
Love your videos ! It baffles me that the rest of the world population isn’t subscribed to you they’re seriously missing out
@BxbyBantam2 жыл бұрын
-Bad Boy by Danny Gonzalez throughout this entire video-
@dancingqueen1492 Жыл бұрын
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
@--leilani--2 жыл бұрын
I worked with a group of guys like this a few years ago. And they were called the Wolf Pack. I don't know if that was a self-proclaimed title, but I 1000% never called them that. A friend and I called them the Kyles even though I'm pretty sure none had that name. So, yeah, this was hard to watch, but Jake's commentary helped 😅
@greyisnthere2 жыл бұрын
5:17 my man walked in looking like Professor Hidgens, but with none of the pizazz, charisma, or personality needed to actually pull off that outfit
@BearMas2 жыл бұрын
Snuggled up in my comfy "Never Stop" hoodie that just came in the mail and watching this video to get that sweet sweet cringe with Jake. 👌 What a great Sunday
@gargles52702 жыл бұрын
i’ve been meaning to ask someone who’s gotten the merch, is it on the softer side or is it like thicker material? also does it run loose or tight?
@BearMas2 жыл бұрын
@@gargles5270 It's very thick and runs just a tich small in my opinion!
@Apothecarial2 жыл бұрын
As someone who plays Xbox often, I can tell you I specifically do not play with people who have daddy in their name because they always end up being a complete douche.
@gkanvik12 жыл бұрын
I was against child abuse until I saw these people.
@_SunscreenQueen_ Жыл бұрын
My humor is roasting people so I was dying this whole video OMG 😂😂😂😂😂
@isaacjosephh2 жыл бұрын
hope yr havin a great day king! wishing u nothing but progress and growth with never stop 💚 always love to see folks with a platform give back in such personal ways. u got some good karma coming yr way my man!
@forthefrogs2 жыл бұрын
"i played golf in high-school" okay cool, so you're rich and out of touch lmao. same goes for lacrosse or polo!! like, okay bestie
@abbysmith347 Жыл бұрын
i laughed very hard whenever you made the "Sam Jones" jabs
@kirsten.k2 жыл бұрын
i work at the movie theatres for a low minimum wage and I now have to deal with all those annoying teen boys who go make noise and trash the place at the minions
@a-rebels-arcade Жыл бұрын
I will never feel more disappointed than I was when I realized that I knew which Top Golf they went to.
@croutonqueen2 жыл бұрын
jake is the funniest person on youtube
@veginito2 жыл бұрын
The thing that bothers me when people wear masks under their nose, you're not even committing to off or on and I'm just disappointed at your lack of commitment
@nautilus58172 жыл бұрын
You know, I was going to get a haircut anyway, but now that I know that my current hairstyle is trust fund kid, I'm definitely gonna do it sooner
@sunnyandthechlo2 жыл бұрын
Go pick them up. All of the clubs, hang on I'll make an announcement so it'll be safe. Attention everyone...if these guys annoy you, please aim your balls directly at them. Most hits wins a free hour!
@momoflowers63332 жыл бұрын
You are so clever and always make me laugh. Love the content. ❤
@mauricehesfamous2 жыл бұрын
Hey everyone! I love this community and Jake's videos so much. I hope you all have a great day. 💞
@lucirucavado2 жыл бұрын
7:13 I love to imagine he actually meant Samantha Jones from S*x and the city