168 (Why did I do this) Mentions of the word Peashooter, have fun drinking
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha I felt like it would be more. Thanks for counting!
@skibidisigmameals5 ай бұрын
the dedication
@shawnpahl-beauchamp68025 ай бұрын
I got 153. SO CLOSE😡
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
You’re right we need more people to back it up, who knows if this number is correct
@SG_Soundwave255 ай бұрын
Me: too lazy to count
@andynachos20455 ай бұрын
Putting peashooter in C tier when it obviously deserves M tier is a crime against humanity
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha classic M tier, I know
@ponix_pony5 ай бұрын
P tier for Pea
@BrandonTheOne25 ай бұрын
S tier for shooter 🗿🍷@@ponix_pony
@genkisuperethical965 ай бұрын
what about the R tier
@andynachos20455 ай бұрын
@@genkisuperethical96 No, R tier is way too low.
@shinysniper95375 ай бұрын
The backwards facing repeater should be S tier just because it’s an in-game middle finger to split pea
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha I guess so. It’s just stupid
@nolanmacpherson23465 ай бұрын
True,it might even be better as it'll cost less too, and you don't use it for the front half anyway
@couththememer5 ай бұрын
That S stands for Shit
@tpfoxCastro4 ай бұрын
To be fair, I don't really think it's a middle finger for split pea. They used Backwards repeater instead of Split Pea probably because in their eyes Split Pea would've been too good for vase breaker
@aellaryaaron43933 ай бұрын
@couththememe What are you talking about about s***Is it your modern not loving you?Or you just not freaking uglyr
@Scorp1E0n5 ай бұрын
“A peashooter with Pea.T.S.D”
@Copguy.TheOrthodox3 ай бұрын
Pun intended. Tho still kinda funny
@jaimelkor80544 ай бұрын
if a single plant, in a game with hundreds of plants, costs irl money its automatic F tier for me man
@Jake.Miller4 ай бұрын
Totally fair
@ssnakeyboi26 күн бұрын
pssst you can get t for free by grinding egypt
@macaroniisnice5 ай бұрын
*Pea vine casually being one of the most broken plants in the game *
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Awwww mannnnn
@DannyCheezits5 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Miller A max level pea vine placed on a torchwood can 2shot gargantuars
@Bd-qs5bn5 ай бұрын
Really it's only op because it's better Torchwood that WORKS with Torchwood
@captainbutcher19895 ай бұрын
I was about to say a mega gatlimg maxed out with a max pea vine and a plant fooded max level torch would is the highest damage in the game
@WiseAndMysticalPileOfShit5 ай бұрын
@@Bd-qs5bntorchwood is great because you just need to play for 7 days to get it for free
@macaroniisnice5 ай бұрын
I'm honestly surprised the zombotany zombies never made a return in any other game since it's one of the most iconic minigames from the original
@deleetiusproductions34975 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's kinda weird the minigame never returned.
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Such a fun concept. They deserve to return
@hungariancountryball29285 ай бұрын
They did return in the chinese version of pvz2 but idk if that counts
@benevolence42465 ай бұрын
That counts
@luongmaihunggia5 ай бұрын
They definitely deserve a spot in pvz heroes
@dog_e85395 ай бұрын
36:56 If you listen closely, you can hear FryEmUp screaming in anguish.
@skoop79105 ай бұрын
You commented exactly 3 minutes after he posted so how are you hat far ahead
@andynachos20455 ай бұрын
@@skoop7910he’s watching at 12x speed.
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
We need answers WE NEED THIS MYSTERY SOLVED
@FallingPenguin5 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Miller cosmic pea is one of the worst cards in the game LMAO
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
I just thought it looked cool, plus it helped get peashooters for me since I don’t have the rare ones
@koahlacake74994 ай бұрын
I was NOT ready to see that gatling pea fanart 💀💀💀 EDIT: all yall who asked for a timestamp are NASTY
@DobraNazwa-xds4 ай бұрын
same
@A-invisibleguy4 ай бұрын
Where?
@takaiyoni78404 ай бұрын
@@A-invisibleguy16:30
@PoopyHeadGaming4 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@takaiyoni78404 ай бұрын
@@PoopyHeadGaming 16:30
@Trp27805 ай бұрын
Berry shooter was actually insanely good on release with some op splash damage, but then they had to nerf them into the ground
@DroneTC5 ай бұрын
bwomp bwomp
@sleepyslowhyrax5 ай бұрын
There is actually one in the comics called Prehistoric Peashooter, which is different to Primal Peashooter. It's a really tall one with spiky leaves on the back of it's stem. It's not really too crazy, but there are some other Prehistoric Plants alongside it that look awesome, like Chomper.
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Dang, sad I missed that one. Didn’t look too hard at the comics, to be fair
@TheONLYpog5 ай бұрын
Could I ask which comic?
@Partance5 ай бұрын
Timepocalypse @@TheONLYpog
@sleepyslowhyrax5 ай бұрын
@@TheONLYpog I'm pretty sure it was Timeapocalypse
@infamous-drive62995 ай бұрын
so there is Prehistoric chomper that we never saw ?
@dexterjackson83155 ай бұрын
Certified Pea classic
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Glad I got certified
@Livereater40005 ай бұрын
I’m peaing everywhere
@B0gth0g5 ай бұрын
@@Livereater4000Blud what 💀
@Livereater40005 ай бұрын
@@B0gth0g you heard me
@athasioannou90174 ай бұрын
@@Livereater4000 :{ ?
@spirosnapspirosnap4035 ай бұрын
5:00 Peashooter that faces the opposite direction (shovel tutorial) We will riot.
@thilgenfeld2 ай бұрын
HELP I TRIED COLLECT THE SUN0:10😭😭😭😭
@timmy2670Ай бұрын
You aren’t the only one XD
@OlixBroYT23 күн бұрын
I always try doing this 😭
@HampterBTD618 күн бұрын
ME TOO
@ocaradasmaoladobokunohero5 ай бұрын
32:11 "I don't really know why I think she's cool" C'mon. We all know exactly why.
@FireKingJJBoy4 ай бұрын
Bro is a plantsexual
@christian8531421 күн бұрын
No stop pls no dont bring it up
@Flin-pop5 ай бұрын
I was so scared you wouldn’t rate sponge bob pea shooter pants! So glad you did. I nearly jumped out my seat
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
I knew it was what you wanted so I delivered
@Kriskirby19925 ай бұрын
22:42 You just unlocked a deep childhood memory of watching this exact KZbinr review this exact peashooter toy when it came out
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha that’s crazy. You’re welcome I guess
@Mar-zw3eu5 ай бұрын
I used to watch him build Mixels back when those existed
@PaoEmForma5 ай бұрын
Fr
@SPYROSTSABOURIS5 ай бұрын
Squirrelstampede?
@R2d2b2t23 ай бұрын
What is his name?
@thedudewholives30995 ай бұрын
I better not see any PvZ Heroes slander😾 I'm very happy with this video🙏
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Yahooooo
@duongnguyen-mb3rp5 ай бұрын
my silly ahh the moment i saw Green Shadow: 🌊
@cardboard-boxgames93085 ай бұрын
Ending by saying 'pea shooter was perfect from the start' is very funny given you started by placing the PVZ1 peashooter in C tier lol this was a great vid, really good job keeping what could've easily become tedious entertaining
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha you’re right I directly contradicted myself. Anyways I’m glad you thought so! Was very worried it WOULD feel tedious
@blake__vr1713 ай бұрын
28:00 WHY IS THIS SO RANDOM AND FUNNY😭
@pikastonehouse2772Ай бұрын
A platypus? Perry the Platypus!!!
@patrickbaillargeon19335 ай бұрын
Ne Zha is a Chinese deity who looks like a young boy. He was known for moving around with magical wheels under his feet and he weilded a magical ring said to encompass the universe, and also a spear for good measure. He single-handedly defeated the four Dragon Kings who were terrorizing the land and that feat earned him his place at the Jade Emperor's Palace. In the Monkey King story, Ne Zha was one of the Jade Emperor's last line of defense when Sun Wukong went on his rampage, and still got his ass kicked. He's still a pretty badass god, though. China produced a few animated films about him. Interesting time stamps: 7:41 Jake Miller screams at his DS like a buffoon 28:00 Jake Miller fights Jake Miller in a battle to the death. "Shut up! No, you shut up! HURR DURR!!"
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Thank you for the Ne Zha history lesson. Feel like the peashooter doesn’t fit that description at all tho haha. Very interesting timestamps indeed
@federationofbread5 ай бұрын
BRO GOT THE CHINA LORE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
@FirstLast-gh6of5 ай бұрын
No fucking way he had heelies in ancient china
@Zane12ai5 ай бұрын
Idk man, that "diety" Sounds like a cringy oc
@FREE-ROBUX-IN-ABOUT-SECTION5 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Millerpea girl exists
@Fatonix5 ай бұрын
The pea wine actually also boosts the peashooters on top of it, so it's a great combo with torchwood and gatling pea. And is a good support to any peashooter loadout.
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
That’s fair. Even though I didn’t mention it I was aware
@NoUserU5 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Millerby the way, at max level (I know levels suck but just hear me out...) it can TWO SHOT gargs. Yeah, balanced plant.
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Jesus
@Fatonix5 ай бұрын
@@NoUserU it's not that crazy, since you need to play a lot, pay a lot, sell a kidney, sacrifice a lamb and sell your soul to EA just to max out a plant. So it does make some sense
@jacobc92215 ай бұрын
@@NoUserU Holy Sh- PvZ2 is p2w
@limyorange22765 ай бұрын
As a Gw1 veteran Plasma Pea looking like a robot wasn’t meant to be his intended look the robot stuff was apart of a poster showing off the new cosmetic set that you could get for peashooter. The cosmetic set was based off Mass Effect, also Plasma Pea was apart of an art contest, basically people would submit there idea for a variant with some art showing the look/design and Plasma Pea won. Also Plasma Pea does really good damage and his design is pretty good in GW1, I do think they made it worse in GW2 though.
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Good to know
@J4CKS0N_D34R3ST4 ай бұрын
Honestly I always mained plasma pea. Plus his initials are PP, he's brilliant
@MrNigelian5 ай бұрын
36:13 AYO WHAT??
@Noiseisnumber124 күн бұрын
Thats it i am bringing out the fire pea to destroy that art
@elisabethortega57244 ай бұрын
22:48 he kept reapeating PeAShOoTeR GuN got me dying
@Migosph5 ай бұрын
Okay you said it, not me, but now i need an every pvz heroes card tier list
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha please NOOOO
@glitch_the_silly5 ай бұрын
@@Jake.MillerHaha please YEES
@nolanmacpherson23465 ай бұрын
@Jake.Miller for some reason I let me translate it, and when it did all it did was add a extra o, why?
@kamilfinsgar58915 ай бұрын
You decided to include the repeater facing the wrong way and not the Stinky Steve peashooter?! Tisk tisk tisk
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
DAMN IT I forgor!
@beaksters5 ай бұрын
I never thought i’d see so much PvZ fan art in my life, but here we are.
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
And you’re grateful, of course
@sakabits_1325 ай бұрын
@Jake.Miller I actually feel uncomfortable since I watched this at my (fucking) school
@VictoriaKoy-kd7vxАй бұрын
All the fan art I saw every single artist that made them were probably simps
@Guy-i7hАй бұрын
I would rearrange some of the places in this tier list, but I agree with this tier list for the most part
@Wavern0Too3 ай бұрын
Oh my god I can’t believe you didn’t mention the lawnmower peashooter from PvZ Xbox edition 😭😭😭 deserves a tier
@hedgehoggaming505 ай бұрын
If the creepy peashooter costume isn't here I'll need to have a talk with Jake EDIT: Yes it is here now I can die happy
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Don’t worry friend it’s all here
@linstevin25925 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Millerwhat about peashooter peashooter peashooter pea shooter peashooter pea shooter paeanshetteore wsoejeoewkpqpwuwhs epwospsppwpw spwpppppwppeatoer
@trixsomethingsomething20955 ай бұрын
29:13 The "Robot Look" is actually in the game as a costume set called Pea Effect from Legends Of The Lawn Packs. It's a Mass Effect reference like the Z7 Imp.
@tralee42785 ай бұрын
The PEASHOOTER!!! GUN!!! Spam had me laughing on the floor
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha good I’m glad
@signpaintr4ever5 ай бұрын
PEASHOOTER!!! GUN!!!
@arkan36625 ай бұрын
PEASHOOTER!!! GUN!!!
@Nicotrie4 ай бұрын
PEASHOOTER!!! GUN!!!
@newromanАй бұрын
PEASHOOTER!!! GUN!!!
@ClumpOfFun4 ай бұрын
Every time it cuts back to the tier list and that peashooter costume gesticulating calmly surprises me.
@scavengerrx19062 ай бұрын
Electric peashooter is my favorite plant across all games. I remember I asked my mom to buy it when I was a kid and after my first communion my grandma and mom bought it for me and I loved it and used it in almost all the games played. Shadow pea, snap pea, and fire peashooter are in close second
@duncan_potter28605 ай бұрын
Just wanted to mention, merchandise & comics aside, there are two Peashooters you missed from PvZ 2 China (and yes, I do count these because you counted the Peashooter Zombies). You missed the Snow Pea Zombie, which is an exclusive Zombotany to PvZ2C, as well as the Gatlinghead Zomboid, which is a "zombie" exclusively summoned by Zoybean Pod when getting it to Level 5 (in PvZ2C only, not the international version). Also, something to note about the 8-Bit Peashooter is that while he's in the game, he can only be summoned through the Arcade Artifact, but as seen through the "Hidden Plants" video, through hacking the game, you can use him like a normal plant.
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Wow, you are correct. You’re an expert clearly haha. Currently gathering a list of ones I missed, and while I had the snow pea zombie, that zomboid will be joining it as well. Thank you!
@PotatoChess-we7rj5 ай бұрын
15:42 it is because it has a damage multiplier that multiplies the damage of its own and its pea plant on it making it one of the best plants in the game as it multiplies the Tourchwoods damage multiplier (confusing ? I know lol)
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha I see thank you
@TheCrusader-n2n29 күн бұрын
It supports the support by making it better at supporting it, Crazy right?
@HenryCallahan-yd8ki5 ай бұрын
Peashooter is one of the most iconic mascots ever
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
He sure is
@savasciaga2 ай бұрын
People simping for peashooter is WILD
@necrodicsummoner99985 ай бұрын
This video was awesome! I loved watching it and your humor is amazing hope to see more keep it up!
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Thank you so much! I really appreciate that!
@Fudgenugget-ub2mv5 ай бұрын
I call the snowpea a snowp
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
I love snowp
@JustAnotherCommenter5 ай бұрын
snowp dawg
@fabiaaquino22075 ай бұрын
@@JustAnotherCommenterholly good one
@flooku9875 ай бұрын
@@JustAnotherCommenterhe chill on that herb
@bomberthehedgefox37515 ай бұрын
I liked the part where he said "Peashooter"
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Really a blink or you’ll miss it moment
@Silly_Scoose5 ай бұрын
I really don’t know how you don’t have more subscribers and views, the effort and consistency in your videos is insane. I hope more people will find out about this channel in the future.
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Thank you very much! I appreciate that, and hopefully someday I’ll have the appropriate attention!
@goofy-aah-gooberАй бұрын
Putting peabob squareshooter in S tier is so underserved, he deserves png image of Dr. Doofenshmirtz tier.
@lemonman6000Ай бұрын
hey wait a minute... I KNOW YOU. GRRRRRRR SDOTP I*T NOW
@SmileyNoteblock4 күн бұрын
Btw you forgot some PvZ heroes cards: Sting Bean, Clique Peas, Black-Eyed Pea, Pea Patch, Pod Fighter & Wing Nut. These all have the "pea" tribe, and even if some of them don't look like peas, they are officially considered peas
@nonnn68845 ай бұрын
LOOOOL I SKIPPED RIGHT TO WHEN YOU SAID "WHY DID YOU DO THAT"
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha caught you red handed
@the_godbodor70265 ай бұрын
As a massive Heroes fan, I would watch a video of you ranking the cards in this game multiple times. You could probably break it into two videos for plants and zombies as to not let one video take up an absurd about of time. Plus I kinda want to see how you rank them without any knowledge on how the game interactions/competitive scene are (because there is an active competitive scene for this game and it’s great).
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
I’m glad you’d be interested in that. I think I would be destroyed by fans of the game, to be honest. PvZ fans can be pretty brutal about that stuff
@the_godbodor70265 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Miller Just put Weenie Beanie and Swabbie in S tier and they'll be pleased
@Minetendo_Fan5 ай бұрын
Putting pea vine in D tier is such a criminal move. Pea vine is one of the best plants in the game because it has another ability, which is boosting pea plants placed on top of it, giving a 1.25x multiplier at level 1 which gets even stronger when leveled up
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
I know I’m dumb I’m sorry
@Mobilenoob-ps8em3 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Millershouldnt pea vine be s tier then
@Weeb_GoblinАй бұрын
I don't care about any other takes, but you better put Green Shadow in S tier She's my favorite Peashooter. Edit: Just got to Green Shadow, and I'm so pleased that you put her in S-tier. Other than PvZ 2 Mods, Heroes is definitely my favorite PvZ game. I haven't watched the Sunflower tier list yet, but I hope you also put my favorite Sunflower, Solar Flare, into S-tier.
@bawn_bawn5 ай бұрын
39:37 If i remember correctly, there was baby snow peas in the last objective of great white north.
@LocalCertifiedBear5 ай бұрын
The absolute SHOCK on my face whenever I saw a "fanart" of a character was immense. Also, cardboard peashooter is S teir.
@caronationelm84435 ай бұрын
Green Shadow making him feel different
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
I feel strange inside haha
@NotSnak5 ай бұрын
Dont blame him
@caronationelm84435 ай бұрын
@NotSnak Nah bro, he's got nobody to blame except himself
@TBNAfrangsYT5 ай бұрын
For the Pea Vine, it also boosts the damage of any Aopease-Mint plant it’s planted on, and it’s also comparable with Pea Pod and other strong Peashooters.
@graybeardcoats39765 ай бұрын
I got two words in to your paragraph.
@minecad28284 ай бұрын
40:02 This peashooter appeared in an April Fools event in the "Reflourished" mod to Plants vs Zombies 2
@VacaSuprema3 ай бұрын
Awesome vídeo,im glad that i watched all it,this was a really fun and enetertaining video,new subscriber!
@prosquidboi5 ай бұрын
This is one of the peashooter moments of all time
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Just one haha
@ghostofthepast92345 ай бұрын
Just wanna let you know your one of my favorite comfort channels and your comtent never fails to make me laugh i wish a good rest of the year and to making more content do whats you and ill keep watching!
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Thank you so much! I really appreciate that!
@fabiaaquino22075 ай бұрын
Good to know bedman gets some relaxing 🍧
@Jasan_PvZ5 ай бұрын
I am waiting for the: "Ranking all PvZ levels" video
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Ain’t gonna happen haha
@Jasan_PvZ5 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Miller :'(
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha sorry
@guydudething27955 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Miller If this video isn't out by tomorrow we riot
@creeperking87025 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Miller you better rank all the PVC levels or you know what’s going to happen 🔫
@Lilbro201525 күн бұрын
What if you don’t have the squash? 4:20
@jasonhoang1884 күн бұрын
Or a potato mine
@paigethefloofy4 ай бұрын
Really liking the fanart here :) Great video as always
@GoIdskuIl5 ай бұрын
electric and shadow in s tier? 10/10 tierlist (100% not biased for having both of them trust me)
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha yep it’s just factually correct
@minovies5 ай бұрын
I peaed everywhere watching this it’s running down my leg 🤤🤤🤤
@glitch_the_silly5 ай бұрын
Just wait for him to rank all nuts in pvz
@UnisRapier5 ай бұрын
All jokes aside if green shadow and me were locked in the same room i would rearrange her inside till she can't walk anymore
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Holy shit dude
@CircleGaming27635 ай бұрын
What the fuck
@zachlang4880Ай бұрын
This list is a crime against humanity
@MyNameIsReaperАй бұрын
4:14 It’s very useful for the minigame “Pogo Party” as you can use it to shoot across the entire roof and they can’t be hurt by the pogo zombies.
@aroamingeyeboi30795 ай бұрын
Sunflower tier list?
@shellder_gaming4 ай бұрын
umm Twin sundlwoer
@acookieperson694 ай бұрын
Primal Sunflower Sunflower Singer and Solar Flare
@alccoderonscratch79094 ай бұрын
That robot sunflower in pvz heroes I don’t remember the name of
@alccoderonscratch79094 ай бұрын
Little big planet sunflower
@alccoderonscratch79094 ай бұрын
Funko pop sunflower
@TheRealSirDucksWorth5 ай бұрын
Erm actually Pea vine boost peashooter damage if they're part of appeasemint family including torchwood and also firing a additional pea
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Erm, aw man I’m dumb
@garyclark54224 ай бұрын
18:46 2 Peter
@MATTHEWMYTHHAVEN2 күн бұрын
bruh, getting brain from a pea shooter would go crazy. the way the hole locks round your member
@kaceisahuman5 ай бұрын
Bro I smiled when I saw him put the peashooter costume in s tier
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Hmmmm I wonder why haha
@jmanplays05 ай бұрын
When u did the peashooter saying I hear Pea sugar
@OhCrapI_He5 ай бұрын
Why does PvZ Match exist when we already have Bejeweled?
@Macegaming8gt5 ай бұрын
I was excited for this video and you satisfied me so thank you for that 🎉 also can i just say i love the design for snap pea its so unique
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Thank you so much! And definitely agreed
@Macegaming8gt5 ай бұрын
Threepeaters 3rd head does nothing in the top !! Now that's some Jim stuff right there for sure
@mitchellbambam59265 ай бұрын
I actually have the standard Knex Peashooter. It’s just adorable, and may be one of my favourite designs on the whole list.
@sareuro760516 күн бұрын
Sadly pvz adventure is no more but there is a game made by fans they are still working on u can find it
@Detectivesnowpea5 ай бұрын
2:29 that’s me guys
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Oh my god it’s you!!!
@Detectivesnowpea5 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Miller bro I did not expect for you to reply 💀
@michaelkeisling7464Ай бұрын
@wowJake.Miller
@LucasMundolucas345 ай бұрын
I thought the waifu gatling pea would appear in this video to be the Sasha lynx of pvz
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha I’m really really sad I didn’t see it until after making the video
@flinnparrygrowney27145 ай бұрын
I tried googling for It, couldn't find it.
@LucasMundolucas345 ай бұрын
@@flinnparrygrowney2714 All i know about it is that is from a weird chinese exclusive
@andynachos20455 ай бұрын
Congrats on beating the allegations Jake!
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
uhhhh… thanks?
@OmegaDeltaOmicron5 ай бұрын
@Jake.Miller You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin. All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors. Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you. You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
@Thriftypanther15 ай бұрын
27:45 I counted for you and yes there was in fact more than 50, there were 64 peashooters (not counting the DS counterparts of the PVZ 1 peashooters) Edit: I finally got through the whole video and for those who want to skip straight to how many Peashooters there are there is 130 Peashooters ranked exactly. Including the DS ones and even well everything else.
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Thank you very much for counting! Very fascinating to know the exact number
@stoopifzАй бұрын
Putting the halloween costume peashooter in S tier is such a meme
@Corruption7775 ай бұрын
FINALLY! I have already been thinking of every Peashooter imaginable and putting it in a movie so thank you not only for the video but the ideas it gave me. But at 16:29 what the hell is that! It is an insult peashooter kind!
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha glad I could do it for ya! Sorry to scar you for life in the process
@goofylittlegobber5 ай бұрын
it has a butt and a machine gun, what else do you need
@thepsycheduck5 ай бұрын
lord forgive me for what i’m about to do
@Corruption7775 ай бұрын
@@goofylittlegobber Touche
@foxdog132 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, I kind of like Peashooter more than Peashooter
@Jake.Miller2 ай бұрын
WHAT
@rienTout-ju2pb5 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀 Bro forgot the pee shooter 💀💀💀💀💀
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀 I’m dead 💀💀💀💀💀
@Marker_fan.lol24333 ай бұрын
Now man naw 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Permanentally3 ай бұрын
Isn’t that just a peani-
@BcsCaden2 ай бұрын
Yes, the spongebob one was actually real
@The_Wise_Wang5 ай бұрын
Ranking rock pea higher than plasma pea is a crime.
@JepTheLegend5 ай бұрын
16:30 Holy crud, now THOSE are some peas.
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha I wish all peashooters looked like that
@gregg61135 ай бұрын
What if peashooter was called freakshooter and it ate ass and sucked toes @Jake.Miller
@Silk.mp35 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Millern o
@IamPeterfromEarth393835 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Milleryou got some explaining to do
@Dry_Bones_Stan_5 ай бұрын
hey Jake could you rank all of the ghost pepper plants in the entire franchise
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
I don’t think there’s that many is there?
@Dry_Bones_Stan_5 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Miller 1
@Dry_Bones_Stan_5 ай бұрын
@@Jake.Millerbtw you missed the podfighter from pvz heroes
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Podfighter?
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Oh that one. I said it had to be a peashooter not pea related, like the Appease-mint
@original_pandus5 ай бұрын
24:09 ✨"I can't even see her hole"✨ same bro
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
Haha the one time I wasn’t making an innuendo
@duckdoingcoolstuff21 күн бұрын
The pea vine is a great plant with great synergies with torchwood and getting pea allowing levels to be trivially easy
@KaslisCat4 ай бұрын
old threepeater used to give me nightmares
@Superopguy895 ай бұрын
Nah that was funny af 1:13
@syonwywhwh4 ай бұрын
16:30 GYATTTTTTTT
@elvismagaoay4 ай бұрын
Dont say gyatt Unless your brain has already rotten
@SpysSapperАй бұрын
Stop the is so childish You sound like you shouldn't be looking at corn
@syonwywhwhАй бұрын
@@SpysSapper uh oh, here comes the fun police
@SpysSapperАй бұрын
@@syonwywhwh ok well have your fun Just dont go Blind
I think that a twopeater would attack in the two lanes next to it instead of the lane its in
@calebafable3905 ай бұрын
Placing Pea vine In D Tier is really unlooked, because Pea vine is just amazing boosting any Appease mint family (through multiplication) he also Multiply his own dmg as well So i think he deserves S tier Because he is some of the Strongest Peashooter of all time
@Jake.Miller5 ай бұрын
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@Zomonxi5 ай бұрын
"it was actually called flaming pee at the time" "flaming pee" "flaming pee" 💀💀💀
@BartekP-es9ry4 ай бұрын
Peashoter gun just got me
@davidbenyo673219 күн бұрын
Glad to see goo peashooter in A tier he is my boy
@osigut25164 ай бұрын
peanut will forever be my beloved ugly baby, how dare you, i am going to call the pee police... or was it the pea police? i don't remember
@doodlebro.4 ай бұрын
yall, be wary of the peeshooter
@starsong90485 ай бұрын
"...How dare you skip through that" Congrats you made me go back to listen to the peashooter parade in full 😭