Dangan Salmon Team : Dating Events - Miu Iruma (All Options)

The following is all the "Date" event for Miu Iruma (Ultimate Inventor) in Dangan Salmon Team. Gameplay shown is from the Love Across the Universe: Dangan Salmon Team mode of New Danganronpa V3.
Special Thanks to Nullenergien for the Salmon Team Guide: steamcommunity...
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Due to some recording issues the audio was out of sync. I tried to resync it without re-recording everything. So sorry in advanced if there is mismatched audio (especially near the transitions).
【 A/V Room 】
Set 1
00:21 Watch a documentary on bugs
00:37 Watch a documetary on inventors
01:02 Watch a documentary on magic tricks
Set 2
01:22 Let's go to the bathroom
01:41 Let's try to find a dirty movie
02:05 We should focus on reality, not movies
Set 3
02:26 Let's drink some soda
02:42 Let's have a sword fight with rolled-up posters
03:01 Let's shoot a video of us
【 Dining Hall 】
Set 1
03:26 Let's cook something
03:39 Let's bake something
04:02 Let's drink something
Set 2
04:20 Let's go in the freezer
04:48 Let's have some tea
05:11 Let's try fasting
Set 3
05:31 Drinking coffee after a meal
05:50 Sleeping after a meal
06:12 Exercising after a meal
【 Library 】
Set 1
06:38 Let's read a dirty book
06:58 Let's read manga
07:29 This is boring...
Set 2
07:47 Let's study
08:07 I'm getting sleepy...
08:29 Sure is dusty in here
Set 3
08:53 Let's read a book about patent laws
09:14 I want to scream really loud!
09:39 Let's make a tower of books
【 Gym 】
Set 1
10:02 Let's get our bodies moving
10:28 Let's clean up a little
10:49 I'm tired...
Set 2
11:09 Let's play basketball
11:28 Ah, maybe we should take off our clothes...?
11:51 Let's warm up a bit
Set 3
12:13 Let's play dodgeball
12:36 I'll be the referee
13:02 Let's burn this place to the ground
【 Courtyard 】
Set 1
13:22 Let's get some fresh air
13:50 Let's go for a run
14:11 Let's relax in the sun
Set 2
14:31 hat a great view...
14:56 Let's dance!
15:09 Let's go for a walk
Set 3
15:27 I've gotten used to being here...
15:57 I want to get outside as soon as I can...
16:24 Staying here forever wouldn't be so bad
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[@legion4755]

Miu: *verbally insults and low key sexually harasses shuichi* Shuichi: I think the conversation went well! Me: wut

[@firepuppies4086]

Relatively.

[@fulcrum2951]

It kinda went well if you're into those sort of thing

[@kimbapkidding8984]

;-;

[@adachivineboom]

*he was called out for being a masochist* *_a l wa ys re m e m be r_*

[@__clowning__5361]

kinky

[@pontapon1401]

Shuichi : Let's do something Miu : I KNOW WHAT ARE YOU PLOTTING VIRGIN BOI

[@crayolaedits.1040]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@semimimina]

sp00ky SPahGeTT LMAO

[@Aaokke0]

Shuichi: Le- Miu: *so you have chosen sex*

[@xodragonistaxo4853]

le oof

[@shsl-simp570]

@@dummy4330 do u mean dicktective

[@Kai4life4]

"Miu's pants echoed throughout the library." "I think this conversation went well." Well, I sure hope no one else was in the library.

[@stanm4rsh372]

*Kokichi Is Dashing To The Library At Lightspeed.*

[@SasukeUchiha723]

Meanwhile Kaede walks by and slaps shuichi

[@masterzeraora4510]

Just Rantaro „Hiding“ behind a bookshelf

[@nicholasfairall405]

*Angie is laughing outside the library*

[@Laurakittentuber]

*kaito starts clapping*

[@jahjah7940]

No Shuichi, the conversation was a complete social disaster and it most certainly did not go well.

[@glitch6183]

"Looks like this conversation went well"

[@rbexcess]

Your kinda making an understatement of how bad it went, being pretty generous bro

[@Yawnford]

Shoe Itchi Is a Masochist

[@Ghost-jh6xb]

*MIU BREATHING HEAVILY* Shuichi: this went well.

[@agafa-ne-loh]

LOGIC.

[@tbfpurflame123]

@@agafa-ne-loh time stamp?

[@smartinamedaugust]

@@tbfpurflame123 9:13 is the time stamp

[@jackthewolf3120]

@@smartinamedaugust what about the "getting horny after a meal" part?

[@eggsponged]

@@jackthewolf3120 I think that options off the table in Mius date options

[@jamesrolfe9747]

"Uh oh. Shes not getting it. I think this conversation went well." ~ The Ultimate Detective 2017

[@cityguard4847]

James Rolfe ultimate dumbass sometimes. Detective Dunce. That’s a good one... well done me.

[@cityguard4847]

James Rolfe 11:40 This one has also got similar logic.

[@cearav6172]

@@cityguard4847"the convention went well" =/= "the convention went the way I planned"

[@Monobrobe]

I learned words I never wanted to learn by playing this game... just because of Miu. I’ve also heard phrases I wanted to hear... just because of Miu.

[@ostanlock]

Omg lol! Me too girl XD

[@Random_aroace]

lol i made the likes end in 69

[@imokay3193]

@@Random_aroace hahaha that was one month ago

[@xxpyraz]

honestly miu would probably be me without social anxiety

[@spyperneer7399]

5:34 the only normal conversation you'll have with her.

[@matthewmadjehe]

Nothing is normal

[@agent607d7]

This be a rare time

[@mimii_chuu]

yep

[@Redasfitz]

damn

[@thewizward8471]

“You’d rather look at the screen like a weirdo than be with a real-life woman?”

[@cityguard4847]

The Wizward That There was hurtful

[@rvke5639]

Game shoved a truth bullet at the players

[@lolman4389]

OOF

[@lixeonsabers1631]

*TruE DesPaiR*

[@wht2466]

that hurt

[@missmoge1523]

It was kind of a bad idea to watch this while drinking tea

[@JakkHearts]

It's a bad thing to consume anything while listening to Miu. That is unless that is your thing. Not judging XD

[@Kai4life4]

rip

[@tohruadachisnosehairs]

I was eating marshmallows.

[@franetjackson8072]

That is exactly what I did by accident lol

[@peepeepag2423]

I was eating peaches..

[@Squeemix]

The whole time in just thinking “Holy heck Shuichi, fight back damnit”

[@cityguard4847]

Sugar Coated lemon Ikr! She likes it too! Just unleash the ultimate savage within! You don’t need to be petty or a liar, just use some cold truth!

[@lawthirtyfour2953]

I need that air miufier.

[@cityguard4847]

Law Thirtyfour Underrated comment.

[@cityguard4847]

4:25 High school Miu-sicle. Wait, it is a high school...

[@tatiannaday4278]

good one XD lol

[@sharoncoburnrobinsonn]

oumagod XD

[@Thomas-ie7mu]

@@sharoncoburnrobinsonn fuck u Edit:just to clarify I hate puns

[@alinaruby281]

Sharon Robinson that’s a good pun! Also, yes, this is a high school. Nice joke!

[@thatoneguy5347]

@@Thomas-ie7mu I mean, he was replying to a pun

[@JustChill_1031]

8:40 My new insult

[@pontapon1401]

Protect the pure angel Miu

[@JakkHearts]

Definitely, Totally Pure.

[@cityguard4847]

pontapon I’m pretty sure she has invented tier two Tirrets syndrome (I know that’s not how it’s spelt, I just don’t know how it is actually spelt.) That is far from pure

[@bubblegum4308]

"pure angel" OK sure.

[@lanxke6547]

She's pure in an inverted way

[@cityguard4847]

DIDYA SEETHATSHINJI If the angel was named lucifer then sure.

[@shatteredstar495]

Shuichi- * breathes * Miu- *"I KNOW YOUR PLAN YOU PATHETIC DESPERATE VIRGIN"*

[@crayolaedits.1040]

“And Then Lets Go Makin Babies” - Best Of Miu 2k18

[@monke3387]

Coffee, The only drink that you can tell her about that she doesn't say anything perverted about.

[@heyjoji1954]

1:33.......I think that's the reason why she acts this way.....

[@cityguard4847]

Hey Joji PPSD Post-pissing-Self-Disorder

[@xiaxio9601]

City Guard I’m using that!

[@Aaokke0]

Shuichi: Let's- Miu: *so you have chosen, sex*

[@paul_particularlyunhappynut]

13:42 savage

[@cityguard4847]

uh but not wrong though

[@CDyes]

There is only 1 thing Miu says that is not perverted, and it’s about coffee

[@paul_particularlyunhappynut]

16:09 I'am so disappointed NicoB didn't get to see this option

[@cityguard4847]

I can’t help it. Finding out that she pissed herself during a movie makes me no longer fear the chance of getting slapped if I were to make a mistake during conversation, or if she were to threaten me. I’d be like “Ha! Hilarious coming from the one who pissed themselves!”

[@nagitokomaeda280]

*I ' m g l a d i d i d n ' t m e e t t h i s g i r l*

[@cityguard4847]

Nagito Komaeda Aren’t we all?

[@nagitokomaeda280]

*Y e a h*

[@Random_aroace]

lol

[@rampaget8437]

14:59 I guess she doesn't like Just Dance

[@CarlosHernandez-jv6wk]

Shuichi: "Let's commit arson." Miu: Only objects to it because she doesn't have the proper invention for the job.

[@STOTTINMAD]

This woman is a bold one for sure.

[@fulcrum2951]

Or the dude

[@raphaelryan392]

11:42 *insert staring hamster meme here*

[@kirb_erus]

*Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.*

[@CDyes]

H o l d U p

[@ViviSWML]

gundham left his hamsters again 🥲

[@LattePunch]

1:35 We never see this sprite from her in game.

[@truec.i.a.8985]

Latte Punch yeah in chapter 4 after she kneels down to the others before they enter the virtual world

[@butwhatifaliensarereal7720]

True C.I.A ^

[@revolvingworld2676]

She even has the little mushroom

[@Agarzilla]

The only time you see it in the game is after your second failed attempt at road of despair in chapter one

[@franetjackson8072]

It's like the Junko one

[@ethelleandsully7547]

13:44 DID SHUICHI JUST-

[@tinyfacenagito930]

4:14 GODDAMNIT MIU I JUST WANT SOME DR PEPPER

[@chiakinanami1513]

👁👄👁

[@PatriciaDHarden]

Miu-sicle Musical

[@TheBasedTyrant]

Originally Miu was supposed to be an annoying character, but if I'm not mistaken she won first place as the most popular character in V3, makes sense considering she's a gorgeous genius who actually matches the sexual energies of most depraved teenage boys.

[@davidstinger1134]

No, that's the thing, she IS supposed to be annoying, Kodaka said in an interview that when he wrote Miu he aimed to make a character everyone would be annoyed by and that he fully expected her to be at the very bottom of all fav character polls.

[@yuurina5092]

No the 1st was Kokichi and 2nd being shuichi miu was 4th on popularity poll not 1st

[@reyyn4a]

and horny teenage lesbian girlies too

[@gkyu8881]

I've just started playing Danganronpa V3 and I gotta say; Miu definitely got onto my favorites list. I don't know why but I guess how eccentric she is plus how she uses a tough and perverted girl front to cover her insecured self (Trust me, I've played Miu's Love Suite and seen how desperate she is for companionship and love) Even though she's mean and says a lot of bad things, in the end, she doesn't mean it... Half of the time. I even have a friend like that, except she's not that rude but just bluntly says everything (Meaning she doesn't sugarcoat her words) about a subject and such. She's perverted and is comfortable to talk about sex or whatever, though I know she's not a loose girl; Heck, she has pretty high standards despite how easy she can talk about her vagina with me (which is weird but oh well). We're just close friends if anyone is wondering. Now that close friend of mine really reminds me of Miu... Hehe

[@B0TFrosty]

You have a real life Miu lol

[@gkyu8881]

@@B0TFrosty More like a watered down version of Miu but close enough xD

[@SasukeUchiha723]

My cousin is the same way...... but only swears in front of me and my other boy cousin. She's the only girl in our family around.. I guess it makes sense for her to be more of tom boy / open and blunt...... also a perv

[@acatonceattackedmeandscrat6302]

You’ve got Miu’s child

[@dogeater5795]

She reminds me of my sister except I get called a shithead instead of an uncut looser ♥️

[@SalwaCreationTime]

Miu: C-cook? Just the two of us...? Me: *MIU, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, AND NO. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.*

[@timstarr4038]

LOL SHE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THAT

[@xbox07]

Shuichi: * inverts miu's spinal cord * also Shuichi: i think this went well

[@lovehobi523]

Wow, Shuichi really is a masochist

[@michiro_]

Chapter 4 flasback

[@JoshDeSnivy]

16:13 Miu Iruma just channeled her inner Mei Hatsume with that line.

[@maddyubera8994]

Miu:let's have kids Shuichi:what were you saying

[@lelouchvibritannia7809]

She's so weird. She's awesome! She's waifu enough that she's perfect but weird enough that she's believable

[@OfficialFoliLucker]

I love this character. Her vulgar sentences makes me crack 😆

[@gazelle8431]

Yes the only reason I'm watching this video is for some random funny shit

[@xxcoralineplayzxx2536]

8:32 IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[@peepeepag2423]

3:18 is no one gonna talk about this?

[@nicholasfairall405]

Shuichi: "lets watch a dirty movie" Miu: "You got a busty girl right here, a real woman is way better than a fake one" Me: *cries at Miu not being real*

[@sonofsparda9739]

That’s simple BEAT her at her own game

[@kevinmac7023]

Me: don't blush and say something weird KZbin:I think not

[@gazelle8431]

Ffs shes done it again and I need to drink some more bleach

[@bunnies2231]

3:30 miu has a cook together kink 📸😕

[@firepuppies4086]

16:14 We Talking Mei kinda babies or...

[@nobodycares7585]

Fire puppies Miu: let's make babies. Shuichi: umm let's n- Game: looks like we had fun. Scuichi: (¿•

[@deft4184]

*this gal is p r e c i o u s*

[@gazelle8431]

Funny for sure but no

[@deft4184]

@@gazelle8431 how the fuck did you find this

[@gazelle8431]

@@deft4184 wym. The fact this is 2 years old or the fact we're disagreeing?

[@deft4184]

@@gazelle8431 Yeah this is a 2 year old comment in a 3 year old video with less than 100k views, also I don’t remember who this girl is or any of the other characters at all, been a lot since I’ve lost my interest in DR.

[@gazelle8431]

@@deft4184 sorry for bringing you back. In 2 years some dickhead Luke me is gonna remind me of something I lost interest in. Hopefully with hitman that will never happen

[@Sa1hrr_r]

"uh oh i think she doesn't get it" "i think this conversation went well"

[@cityguard4847]

9:30 Well, that’s very similar when you’re looking at porn and forgot to turn the volume on the tv off and it’s at max volume

[@pregamekokichi208]

W-who watches that on a TV ..?

[@seb_7914]

@@pregamekokichi208 lol

[@Yawnford]

@@pregamekokichi208 Adults who live alone

[@shuichisaihara159]

Kaede I'm scared come pick me up.

[@notfunny5002]

GOOD GIRL GOOD GIRL BEST GIRL TOP TIER YEeeeEee e ee

[@danielbarr1377]

Grapey Panta saw you on dead meat I see you are a (person) of culture as well...

[@tilwon1818]

Top (Tier)

[@angermanagement844]

D-did you have an orgasm in the comment section?! NANI?!?!

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

Best girl

[@JakkHearts]

-thumbsup-

[@fishkid1177]

"You want some of my famous hair pie? Coming right up!" "Good, it seems like we both had fun" *EXCUSE ME SHUICHI BUT WHAT THE FUCK*

[@adachivineboom]

Oh, now I get why Kodaka thought Miu would be at the bottom of a character list and why he was surprised she ranked so high. I've always thought of Miu as the embodiment of everything against of the archetype of a "Yamado Nadeshiko" or the ideal woman in Japan. A yamato nadeshiko is perceived by the following traits: she must be kind, gentle, respectful to everyone and herself, humble, able to read the mood, etc. You get the point already. Often depicted with black hair and modest clothing. Miu is basically anything _but_ those traits I just mentioned: she's noisy, can't read the mood, insensitive, naughty/kinky, dirty-minded, etc. She's a sensitive, cowardly mess on the inside too, which makes it all the more hilarious. Her hair is (quite possibly) bleached (bleaching your hair in Japan is often seen by Yankees or rebels) and her clothes are pink, but provocative/suggestive, and she knows that. Knowing and being aware of all that, I can see why Kodaka didn't expect her to be so liked when everyone else has more waifu-like features to them, but honestly? These reasons are why I love Miu so much.

[@seanhyousuke]

IM LEGIT IN AWE RIGHT NOW WTF MIU?!?!?!?

[@vbutterflyx]

Honestly i love her

[@Usuario-bm8qz]

Shuichi: *makes a perfectly normal comentary that is not something that Miu wants to hear* Miu: Who the f**k do you think you are to talk to me like that, you sh**thead?! Shuici: *says something that could possibly hurt and/or humilliate Miu* Miu: PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT! DON'T HURT ME! Shuichi: *implies he isn't having fun* Miu: A-are you bored for being with me?! And I though we were close friends... *heart breaking noises* (This girl actually have facets, and is one of my favorite characters on the entire francise, specially because I have a friend that is exactly like she, except this friend isn't, you know, the ultimate inventor)

[@spikerblx3596]

I mean, everyone has a different perspective on the word "fun"

[@tsukoshimah4695]

shes so mean to him wtf lmaoo

[@hikahimesaysuwu6140]

Perfect Waifu Material XD

[@gazelle8431]

Wait people like sexual harassment. I'm not gonna judge

[@chriscatam6919]

@@gazelle8431 yeah and I don't know why

[@taiscommentingaccountusedf1908]

13:11 Oh my god yes

[@AraneaSerrket]

Wish there was a have sex option

[@75g53]

holy hell i love flustered/nervous Miu

[@hackerbagel]

Coffe is awesome it wakes you the f up - miu's coffe company

[@mangosoup3107]

I had to figure out how to erase stuff from watch history for danganronpa stuff

[@gazelle8431]

I regret watching this

[@kimnam-joon8271]

And the fact that the voice actor is 57 doing a voice that causes s many men to feel turned on. And I'm pretty sure the meaning of that is like a light switch, when there aren't girls/women around it's off and when they appear or talk to you its ON

[@cyan411n]

"fuckin virgin" is always my fav line

[@Zab-el9nd]

My brother thinks I’m weird for claiming Miu as best girl, but honestly it’s because of her mental illness and I imagine me helping her through that. Plus she looks like someone who would be interested in some heart pounding, loud music. 🤘🏻

[@CDyes]

Then your brother is weird

[@toastyblueberry2500]

"Miu: YOU FUCKING VIRGIN!" *I think this conversation went well!*

[@Dog-ml2rh]

“What... the hell... is she talking about?” I don’t know Shuichi, I don’t know.

[@otterfanpage7478]

11:42 ..........Did they-

[@drakonicguy]

Best girl.

[@mjksgk74]

Ah, looks like you are a man of culture as well

[@ieatshortpeopleandsimps1201]

Miu: are you trying to sexually harras me!? Also Miu: sexually harrassing Shuichi 90% of the time rn

[@irudexap]

okay, I'm definitely not going to play dangan salmon team in my living room on my big TV in front of my parents

[@anas-sb3pe]

"LOOK HOW SMALL YOU ARE!"

[@tinyfacenagito930]

4:56 NOPE, WE AINT TURNIN THIS INTO SHIMONETA, A BORING WORLD WHERE THE CONCEPT OF DIRTY JOKES DONT EXIST,

[@chiakinanami1513]

👁👄👁

[@robindemonlord9215]

6:54 how the hell is that fun?

[@robertsmithfan877]

im in love w her

[@yuii9935]

13:10 annddddd thats My sis who always take selfies

[@Megamaratsu]

*pulls out Miu’s Instaburn*

[@fairyeux2185]

Shuichi boi what is up how the fuck did any of these conversations go well

[@thisdudeplaysYT]

Unpleasant thoughts involving tea came into my head

[@gazelle8431]

I'm gonna swim in bleach

[@monstrous-turnabout8599]

Why do I like Miu's laugh so much?

[@BatHunterofDevon]

8:37 - OK if I was Shuichi I really would have given her the back of my hand for that.

[@cityguard4847]

BatHunterofDevon I would be like “Tell me, when you’re on your period do you use a tampon or an oil filter YOU TECH SAVVY TITBAG!”

[@thegingenesis6552]

Would be a surprising overreaction from somebody who wasn’t worried about their tiny pecker...

[@ugotnojams2019]

Answer 2:Lets watch a dirty movie. Good,it seems like we both had alot of fun. Me:UHHHHHH.....NO?

[@viskaserk]

miu: you want, sum fuk? *good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun* shuichi, you tryna tell us somethin-

[@SasukeUchiha723]

13:08 Ok Miu, I forgive you for everything now and would actually take you up on that

[@ex.lipsee]

i love miu so much

[@paravalent7974]

I'd like to fucking tear off my face after watching this

[@bananaman1380]

3:20 soooooo... did they?

[@Esoteric_5075ism]

She knows, shut it down

[@Funkyskep]

Now I'm wondering what "juices" she puts in our tea.

[@SerendipityStudios]

*D-damn, virgin! You got balls, son!*

[@user-ko4yq1vs5i]

What did that even mean!? 😭

[@naneraf3433]

Gosh, as a non player, Danganronpa can be truly despicable sometimes

[@legoivan44321]

Shuichi: I thi- Miu: FUCKIN' VIRGIN!

[@killerbuster]

3:28 "Let's cook something!" "Wh-What..?" this is is the girls born after 2000 stuff i've heard about then

[@gazelle8431]

Wait all I can think of is one of those duke nukem memes

[@RunicRhino22]

5:17 no miu, he wants you to put on the burqua and memorise the Qur’an....

[@cityguard4847]

Ryan Nicholson accurate.

[@xiaomusmash1494]

Ryan Nicholson what the hell is the burqua and Qur’an?

[@SalwaCreationTime]

Ah, a fellow Muslim here. I didn't expect that at all.

[@khachmaxo]

0:51 Weebs: .... Yes.