James May being iconic for 6 minutes

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[@JoeyLovesTrains]

Egg

[@nvrthomas5056]

EGGS!

[@gotech9421]

Cheese

[@oregonpinasfun7577]

same

[@hepringle]

We have cheese then we have CHEESE

[@shadowblade2149]

Yes

[@Zac-cw1zz]

“Are we beyond the watershed?” “Yes.” “You’re a fu______”

[@VUFL0]

@Ken Norcott yeah yeah sureeeee...

[@BaldMancTwat]

For anyone wondering, it is actually cut that way in the show.

[@SpaceMissile]

i had to google it - he's talking about the late night portion of the channel, where more shows targetting more mature audiences play. He's effectively asking permission to drop an F-bomb. lol

[@GermanPerfectionist]

@@SpaceMissile Wow, I never actually got that reference in all those years, thank you!

[@SpaceMissile]

@@GermanPerfectionist happy to help

[@_KaiTheGamer_]

"I dunno mate, I'm jus' a mascot." ".. That's Rich from production."

[@Ian-oh1nq]

where is that clip from

[@kltsoi5860]

@@Ian-oh1nq James May our man in Japan

[@Tranq.Maple_]

@Peter Griffin he’s right, it is from Our Man in Japan

[@Icetea-2000]

Wha- No no I’m just a Japanese bloke believe me mate!

[@joshkirkham4281]

“Have you ever been to Hammersmith?” Almost as good pick up line as “hello”

[@popularparzy5317]

Yes

[@abiwaraerwin2887]

"...you dissapoint me, Ramsay." I think not many people in the planet has the luxury to say that directly to Gordon Ramsay. And James said it like it was nothing. That's definition of class, ladies and gentlemen.

[@ToreDL87]

@TheBuragi Ramsay's reaction was epic too haha, "lost in style" I guess you could say :D

[@lentilsAre]

such a raw line

[@josephstalin7353]

@TheBuragiAnd he was hammered while doing so

[@filipbitala2624]

THE NUMBERS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN

[@davesarmita4816]

i think hes the only person to ever say that to gordon ramsay

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

"You're not being filmed, so you can have a joint" Legend.

[@bored.in.california2111]

You disappoint me Ramsey. 5:04 Honestly I have never thought I'd see the day when someone says that to Gordon Ramsey. Least of all James May.

[@MrSheep-uv7up]

And he says it like a bond villain.

[@Konev]

Whats even better is that he bet Gordon in the cooking challenge.

[@A_Dragovich]

@@Konev And won

[@skiingcrocodile2153]

Not only that, he also beat him in the cooking challenge

[@bored.in.california2111]

@@skiingcrocodile2153 I respect that man now.

[@hughthompson4846]

"Manual" "Semi automatic" *"Oh these must be the weapons"* James May at his finest

[@jacobcraft123]

I read this right as that scene came up

[@jd3076]

Ikr reminds me of my childhood memories like zoids and gundam seed destiny 😁🤣

[@paulenglehart401]

Way episode was that on an the episodes in the beginning

[@DeathBringer769]

Well they do treat a vehicle as a deadly weapon in a court of law, lol.

[@notaword1136]

I love how James May's relationship to Gordan Ramsey is just complete, inexplicable dominance. Gordan fucking Ramsey... cannot compare to this man's sheer power

[@missbelled6700]

Gordon's greatest strength is forcing others to confront the shame of their failures. James knows neither.

[@familybills2908]

YESSSSS! Great way of putting it!

[@bradleylovej]

@@missbelled6700 This is a great comment

[@fxzn]

"you disappoint me ramsay"

[@michaelbeale2498]

You know the women on the yacht secretly were loving on James.

[@egirlsareruiningmylife]

THEY'RE HOT FOR JAMES MAY RIGHT NOW

[@himanshumundepi]

What episode/season is that?

[@hugos2475]

@@himanshumundepi season 17 i think episode 1

[@gazzer264]

Himanshu Mundepi hot hatches in Italy series 17 ep 2

[@videosfromelsewhere926]

@@egirlsareruiningmylife Thank you for using "they're" properly. You have won the internet today

[@jaws1754]

I've really gotta stop quoting him, Its confusing my family.

[@subtlerooster9265]

Honestly same

[@joebird376]

"take the third Reich" really confused my family

[@orangepekoe5243]

We're all gradually evolving into James May

[@whette_fahrtz]

Bad luck

[@nimmen]

oh, cock

[@j4ff4c3ks1]

"James, the Queen is German, but you don't sing Deutschland Deutschland überalles every time she comes on the television do you?" "Well i do actually"

[@FrDougal9000]

There's something quite beautiful about the subtlety of 0:21. While Oz Clarke is struggling to explain how awful the wine is, James just quietly chucks the wine onto the grass.

[@WillsWiII]

Shut up

[@SpaceMissile]

@@WillsWiII you're a fuckin' knob

[@seatspud]

Which bottom shelf wine was it?

[@tanker4516]

@@seatspud it was garlic wine in America

[@azcatriz]

@@tanker4516 forgive me for sounding a bit rude, but wtf is garlic wine and why is it a thing?

[@leonhard7173]

How can one human take so much pain and still be so legendary?

[@subtlerooster9265]

He's fully stocked on Naproxen and Calpol I'm guessing

[@tomf3150]

Well he's british, he keeps calm and carris on.

[@Esswhy.05]

@@tomf3150 *English national anthem plays*

[@bilyananikolova1459]

“What flavor is it?” 🤣

[@hamishlaurie2]

Tastes awful it’s meant to be tropical I think

[@max010113]

May with the real questions

[@legefy]

Salmon

[@imleksutra933]

What a fucking legend.

[@layonyatsu7203]

“flavor” one of the greatest jokes

[@Oliver-jz1en]

"Do you know where there's any beer?" "I dunno mate I'm just a mascot" "That's rich from production"

[@inspectorklaus7821]

1:55 James May becomes an anime protagonist

[@soldadoryanbr7776]

That was just 1% of his true power

[@Copy_Right_]

@@soldadoryanbr7776 he was barely using his power.

[@soldadoryanbr7776]

@@Copy_Right_ the top gear anime,where James seeks revenge for Jeremy and builds up his harem with UK girls. 匚ㄖ匚Ҝ

[@LordVader1094]

@@soldadoryanbr7776 So Bottom Gear, basically

[@soldadoryanbr7776]

@@LordVader1094 but with JDM exhaust fooomes

[@coolL9457]

"its a bit like Monaco actually, Have you ever been to Hammersmith?" my god i laugh every time

[@familybills2908]

same!!!

[@anthonymcrooster3703]

"You disappoint me Ramsay," was just so boss moment, I love it!

[@dangerm2156]

"She is effectively saying that you've given me the baby, now get on the back.. " *LMAO*

[@mostwantedjellynalawade5776]

i dont get it

[@filipbitala2624]

@@mostwantedjellynalawade5776 ah you see back can be interpreted as someones lovely bottom

[@JetFalcon710]

The wheeze from Clarkson makes that scene so much better

[@shadowblade2149]

I like how it ended on 'You're a fu-' 😂😂😂

[@OfficialArcDuke]

May is a rare breed that remains infallibly original regardless of time, place and social climate.

[@gameexpert385]

"What you are witnessing here is aspergers made real" "Is that what makes my wee smell funny?"

[@jeremyfong5684]

"NO!"

[@thefiendletmein2982]

5:47 is hilarious normally the people they meet try to be a little nice to them but he's just blunt and I love it

[@mrnomnomjr4339]

why did that guy laugh tho?

[@emilyg927]

@@mrnomnomjr4339 James asked, if he were to glaze and fire his own pot, how much it would sell for in his shop. The man laughed at him because James thought it would make any money at all. 😂 absolutely brutal

[@jtcranger02]

How have I never seen him holding an MLP toy with a look of disgust?

[@play_sports_and_read_books]

It's his most recent show with amazon : Our Man In Japan

[@subtlerooster9265]

@@play_sports_and_read_books It's actually from "My Sister's Top Toys", but granted the setup is similar

[@play_sports_and_read_books]

Regal Rooster is there such a show? Added to the watchlist

[@play_sports_and_read_books]

Regal Rooster yeah, here is the episode too kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIeniXeLhdF_jtU

[@subtlerooster9265]

@@play_sports_and_read_books I think it might have been a one off special but yes, there was

[@alexanderhill-cp8be]

3:03 - 3:08 is such an underrated part i'm crying hahahaha

[@TheThunderwars]

"You've given me the baby, now get in the back"

[@Yora21]

Clarkson did not see that coming.

[@markmayonnaise1163]

4:31 "She's effectively saying you've given me the baby, now get in the back." Clarkson: ...🤣

[@flytrapYTP]

I've rewatched this dozens of times and only now have I gotten the second meaning.

[@TheoMicouris]

"do you speak english" "yep" "do you know where there is any beer?" "i dont know mate im just a mascot" "Thats Rich from production"

[@idcgaming518]

"What flavour is it?" James may, everyone. Autism incarnate. Sincerely, an Aspie.

[@sbraypaynt]

2:35 Absolute king, zero pandering, completely relaxed not pressurised or insecure, doesn’t need to prove anything. Just boring conversation.

[@JK-uj9hs]

"You disappoint me Ramsay." That was iconic for sure, honestly it was cool.

[@JeanMarceaux]

Being able to say "You disappoint me, Ramsay" is a flex. Change my mind.

[@kynamite1196]

I didn't actually appreciate how funny James actually is until I got older

[@Sammie1053]

I absolutely adore this man. Not a petrolhead, so I never watched much of Top Gear outside of clips, but James is a hero. Hammond is benign enough, though a bit too “TV” for my tastes, and Clarkson is Clarkson, for better or worse, but James is almost an aspirational figure. Quirky but confident, softspoken but sharp, simultaneously a cultured gentleman and a bumbling bloke. It’s hard to think of a single living human I would rather have a pint with

[@TheEnglishDane]

Simple, straight to the point, and as British a way to to put it as possible: “Hammond?” “Yes mate?” “May, bad luck”

[@SquidFiction]

5:22 why does his coughing sound like club music?

[@subtlerooster9265]

he do be spluttering those beats

[@sulphuric_glue4468]

my mans spittin bars

[@afrizaldaniswaraali8980]

@@sulphuric_glue4468 literally

[@akito7025]

Covid

[@familybills2908]

😂

[@JoshSweetvale]

2:20 You can see the MGS exclaimation mark above Jeremy's head. 5:05 And this is when James May got on my 'do *not* fuck with' list.

[@JetFalcon710]

Same here. On Top Gear, James pretends to be the most boring person alive, but when he's literally anywhere else, he's f--kin' awesome. I'd love to hang out with him tbh

[@layonyatsu7203]

"you dissapoint me ramsey" has too much power wth

[@Lgs260495]

1:00 run for it, it's pervy. I want an HD clip of that.

[@tiffanyspencer1082]

1:11, Jeremy losing his shit 🤣🤣🤣

[@majesticfirebird2310]

0:41 "tasting the mystery-" (BANG) "shut up" 😆🤣

[@mathewmcdonald5853]

Really wish the clip of him trying to light that WW2 nuclear missile with his pocket lighter was in this video. That is my all time favorite clip of James May.

[@JetFalcon710]

If that missile did actually go off, that would be the greatest final episode in history

[@tobos8909]

Is he ever *not* iconic?

[@benjcunningham143]

Someone said it on the last video, youre forgiven for saying it here though as it is that true

[@dangerdean9066]

No

[@kittensofdeath4904]

James may asking a mascot where he can find beer has to be the best thing I've seen in a while

[@flambo170]

'You dissapoint me Ramsey' quite possibly the ballsiest sentence ever uttered

[@salty_scvmbxg]

“Like they did on their French holiday in 1939” gets me every time 😂😂

[@rainman6090]

It's funny but it always slightly bothers me because Germany didn't enter France until 1940.

[@derpasoruswrecks2773]

"Take the Third Riech" 😂

[@benmeager7929]

Legend says James is still trying to swear beyond the watershed. “Your a fuuuuuuuuuuu...”

[@lscf]

I watch these James May being Iconic videos back to back at least 5 times a day

[@AaroMesa]

1:56 His face absolutely kills me

[@LancerloverLL]

"I liked the bit where James fell off the horse." - Jeremy Clarkson

[@meatballg8655]

james becoming an anime protagonist with the katana is one of my favourite unappreciated moments from him

[@SuperHero1234123]

That Turn Indicator bit is absolutely peak comedy, in all sincerity. Brilliant.

[@LeonBlack666]

James may is the kind of old person we all aspire to become

[@Septimus_ii]

My favourite James May moment is his reaction to drinking the Bloody Awful cocktail on top gear

[@Jo_Wardy]

He could literally fit in with any generation and feel cool and is.

[@endersteve3769]

''Hammond? (yes mate?) May, Bad luck'' -james May in the artic

[@dlyonthescreen2657]

This man will be remembered

[@Pyr0nEx]

James is the only person that can say “You disappoint me, Ramsay.”

[@beeeennnnnnn]

For some reason just the way he delivers "what does that mean?" Cracks me up something fierce

[@LRSNRCNG309]

James may saying gordon "disappoints" him is so british 😂

[@jv6miata]

Growing up is realizing that James is more hilarious than our 12 year old selves thought

[@adamputtergill]

Next video- James may being iconic for 7 minutes? I’m ready!

[@zicwarrs9729]

James: *Dying* Jeremy: “What if we used more of those bags of stones?”

[@edvinkeskin8558]

This is the kind of content the internet exists for

[@ethanrobz4486]

Well done. Love ur vids keep it up. Great quality

[@stephenhuntingford8816]

What's worse than stepping on a lego? A landmine.

[@oversteer_9339]

Ive watched this so many times and it still pops up XD Golden

[@steelmagnum5131]

0:42 IDK why, but James with a sniper rifle is terrifying

[@spdutahraptor777]

That fall from the horse was more worrysome than iconic to be honest

[@jyotkanwalbhambra5100]

you have earned my honest subscribtion

[@clown-cult96]

I am absolutely here for Gen Z’s new appreciation of Top Gear, especially James.

[@subtlerooster9265]

Since when did this bag itself half a million views

[@bilyananikolova1459]

People love Captain Slow, keep them coming! ❤️

[@TotoGeenen]

What's the song you used in the first few seconds of the video?

[@francis3372]

hell yeah!

[@JoshSweetvale]

It's a nonstop memeable moment stream. What were you expecting?!

[@subtlerooster9265]

@@JoshSweetvale I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW

[@pretzelhugs3751]

Thank you for this

[@captainslow2883]

The end is perfectly cut

[@thelandylad1022]

This is the funniest thing ever.

[@terrier_productions]

Just James being James

[@RubenSprng]

That ending was spot on

[@matttondr9282]

He dismissed Gordon so casually… well he had the right to since he beat him in the cooking challenge 😂

[@SapphicFromSpace]

James must be the only person in the world who will ever get to tell Gordon Ramsay he's disappointed without getting yelled at or hit

[@LevonBlueoak]

even as a weeb, I agree with James on that restaurant being pervy. also, Our Man in Japan is awesome

[@emporioalnino4670]

hey bim

[@normanprice8810]

“You’ve given me the baby, now get in the back” That will never not be funny! 😂

[@kielbasa.sausage]

Some day we will have james may being iconic for an hour

[@FreshZ34]

Got these 6 minutes recommended 6 months from when it was posted, thnx KZbin

[@TheoMicouris]

0:35 the face he pulls

[@craigsmith9843]

the master of understatement that can not be replaced.

[@nikolaikola8925]

The polar bit, "Hammond? May. Bad luck" was the most British sounding thing, ever.

[@viggerlol]

Lowkey the funniest out of the 3

[@zbazza6978z]

James May on the yacht clip at 2:33 Hammond: *THEY'RE HOT FOR JAMES MAY RIGHT NOW!*

[@drunks1nner298]

He may not get the babes But he gets the ladies True sigma

[@0viken0]

If is not the time when may won against clarkson and hammond is incomplete

[@zoinksss1372]

3:09 don’t mind me I’m just leaving a time stamp for myself

[@wwaxaww5090]

commenting so i have it as well

[@zanzibar4730]

1:53 James, of the Hidden Leaf Village

[@mjak993]

Best of the bunch... such a legendary bloke.

[@BIGGUY0683]

‘Does that make my wee smell?’ I lost it there!

[@olliem442]

This is one of the reasons new top gear will never be as good as old top gear

[@billyslaironair8860]

Just a normal day of the life of the rooster, top gear will never be the same btw

[@subtlerooster9265]

Period.

[@edwardbailey6986]

I now constantly say "Oh cock" when something goes wrong, thanks to James May 😂

[@Kanak_Bodkhe]

Can we all agree that James's humor was ahead of time already xD

[@obi-wankenobi9743]

Jame May, Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson are the holy trinity

[@_slickerzentertainment6397]

1:32 “IS THAT GLOCK?”

[@Bzorlan]

That ending is perfect