“Have you ever been to Hammersmith?” Almost as good pick up line as “hello”
@popularparzy53172 жыл бұрын
Yes
@_KaiTheGamer_4 жыл бұрын
"I dunno mate, I'm jus' a mascot." ".. That's Rich from production."
@Ian-oh1nq3 жыл бұрын
where is that clip from
@kltsoi58603 жыл бұрын
@@Ian-oh1nq James May our man in Japan
@Tranq.Maple_3 жыл бұрын
@Peter Griffin he’s right, it is from Our Man in Japan
@Icetea-20003 жыл бұрын
Wha- No no I’m just a Japanese bloke believe me mate!
@Zac-cw1zz4 жыл бұрын
“Are we beyond the watershed?” “Yes.” “You’re a fu______”
@VUFL04 жыл бұрын
@Ken Norcott yeah yeah sureeeee...
@BaldMancTwat4 жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering, it is actually cut that way in the show.
@SpaceMissile4 жыл бұрын
i had to google it - he's talking about the late night portion of the channel, where more shows targetting more mature audiences play. He's effectively asking permission to drop an F-bomb. lol
@GermanPerfectionist4 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceMissile Wow, I never actually got that reference in all those years, thank you!
@SpaceMissile4 жыл бұрын
@@GermanPerfectionist happy to help
@abiwaraerwin28874 жыл бұрын
"...you dissapoint me, Ramsay." I think not many people in the planet has the luxury to say that directly to Gordon Ramsay. And James said it like it was nothing. That's definition of class, ladies and gentlemen.
@ToreDL874 жыл бұрын
@TheBuragi Ramsay's reaction was epic too haha, "lost in style" I guess you could say :D
@lentilsAre4 жыл бұрын
such a raw line
@josephstalin73534 жыл бұрын
@TheBuragiAnd he was hammered while doing so
@filipbitala26243 жыл бұрын
THE NUMBERS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN
@davesarmita48163 жыл бұрын
i think hes the only person to ever say that to gordon ramsay
@bored.in.california21114 жыл бұрын
You disappoint me Ramsey. 5:04 Honestly I have never thought I'd see the day when someone says that to Gordon Ramsey. Least of all James May.
@MrSheep-uv7up4 жыл бұрын
And he says it like a bond villain.
@Konev4 жыл бұрын
Whats even better is that he bet Gordon in the cooking challenge.
@A_Dragovich4 жыл бұрын
@@Konev And won
@skiingcrocodile21534 жыл бұрын
Not only that, he also beat him in the cooking challenge
@bored.in.california21114 жыл бұрын
@@skiingcrocodile2153 I respect that man now.
@JarthenGreenmeadow4 жыл бұрын
"You're not being filmed, so you can have a joint" Legend.
@notaword11363 жыл бұрын
I love how James May's relationship to Gordan Ramsey is just complete, inexplicable dominance. Gordan fucking Ramsey... cannot compare to this man's sheer power
@missbelled67003 жыл бұрын
Gordon's greatest strength is forcing others to confront the shame of their failures. James knows neither.
@familybills29083 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS! Great way of putting it!
@bradleylovej2 жыл бұрын
@@missbelled6700 This is a great comment
@FrDougal90004 жыл бұрын
There's something quite beautiful about the subtlety of 0:21. While Oz Clarke is struggling to explain how awful the wine is, James just quietly chucks the wine onto the grass.
@WillsWiII4 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@SpaceMissile4 жыл бұрын
@@WillsWiII you're a fuckin' knob
@seatspud4 жыл бұрын
Which bottom shelf wine was it?
@tanker45163 жыл бұрын
@@seatspud it was garlic wine in America
@azcatriz3 жыл бұрын
@@tanker4516 forgive me for sounding a bit rude, but wtf is garlic wine and why is it a thing?
@fxzn4 жыл бұрын
"you disappoint me ramsay"
@jaws17544 жыл бұрын
I've really gotta stop quoting him, Its confusing my family.
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
Honestly same
@joebird3764 жыл бұрын
"take the third Reich" really confused my family
@orangepekoe52434 жыл бұрын
We're all gradually evolving into James May
@whette_fahrtz4 жыл бұрын
Bad luck
@nimmen4 жыл бұрын
oh, cock
@michaelbeale24984 жыл бұрын
You know the women on the yacht secretly were loving on James.
@egirlsareruiningmylife4 жыл бұрын
THEY'RE HOT FOR JAMES MAY RIGHT NOW
@himanshumundepi4 жыл бұрын
What episode/season is that?
@hugos24754 жыл бұрын
@@himanshumundepi season 17 i think episode 1
@gazzer2644 жыл бұрын
Himanshu Mundepi hot hatches in Italy series 17 ep 2
@videosfromelsewhere9264 жыл бұрын
@@egirlsareruiningmylife Thank you for using "they're" properly. You have won the internet today
@hughthompson48464 жыл бұрын
"Manual" "Semi automatic" *"Oh these must be the weapons"* James May at his finest
@jacobcraft1234 жыл бұрын
I read this right as that scene came up
@jd30764 жыл бұрын
Ikr reminds me of my childhood memories like zoids and gundam seed destiny 😁🤣
@paulenglehart4014 жыл бұрын
Way episode was that on an the episodes in the beginning
@DeathBringer7694 жыл бұрын
Well they do treat a vehicle as a deadly weapon in a court of law, lol.
@j4ff4c3ks13 жыл бұрын
"James, the Queen is German, but you don't sing Deutschland Deutschland überalles every time she comes on the television do you?" "Well i do actually"
@bilyananikolova14594 жыл бұрын
“What flavor is it?” 🤣
@hamishlaurie24 жыл бұрын
Tastes awful it’s meant to be tropical I think
@max0101134 жыл бұрын
May with the real questions
@legefy4 жыл бұрын
Salmon
@imleksutra9333 жыл бұрын
What a fucking legend.
@layonyatsu72032 жыл бұрын
“flavor” one of the greatest jokes
@leonhard71734 жыл бұрын
How can one human take so much pain and still be so legendary?
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
He's fully stocked on Naproxen and Calpol I'm guessing
@tomf31504 жыл бұрын
Well he's british, he keeps calm and carris on.
@Esswhy.054 жыл бұрын
@@tomf3150 *English national anthem plays*
@inspectorklaus78214 жыл бұрын
1:55 James May becomes an anime protagonist
@soldadoryanbr77764 жыл бұрын
That was just 1% of his true power
@Copy_Right_4 жыл бұрын
@@soldadoryanbr7776 he was barely using his power.
@soldadoryanbr77764 жыл бұрын
@@Copy_Right_ the top gear anime,where James seeks revenge for Jeremy and builds up his harem with UK girls. 匚ㄖ匚Ҝ
@LordVader10944 жыл бұрын
@@soldadoryanbr7776 So Bottom Gear, basically
@soldadoryanbr77764 жыл бұрын
@@LordVader1094 but with JDM exhaust fooomes
@SquidFiction4 жыл бұрын
5:22 why does his coughing sound like club music?
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
he do be spluttering those beats
@sulphuric_glue44684 жыл бұрын
my mans spittin bars
@afrizaldaniswaraali89803 жыл бұрын
@@sulphuric_glue4468 literally
@akito70253 жыл бұрын
Covid
@familybills29083 жыл бұрын
😂
@thefiendletmein29824 жыл бұрын
5:47 is hilarious normally the people they meet try to be a little nice to them but he's just blunt and I love it
@mrnomnomjr43393 жыл бұрын
why did that guy laugh tho?
@emilyg9273 жыл бұрын
@@mrnomnomjr4339 James asked, if he were to glaze and fire his own pot, how much it would sell for in his shop. The man laughed at him because James thought it would make any money at all. 😂 absolutely brutal
@markmayonnaise11634 жыл бұрын
4:31 "She's effectively saying you've given me the baby, now get in the back." Clarkson: ...🤣
@flytrapYTP Жыл бұрын
I've rewatched this dozens of times and only now have I gotten the second meaning.
@alexanderhill-cp8be4 жыл бұрын
3:03 - 3:08 is such an underrated part i'm crying hahahaha
@Oliver-jz1en4 жыл бұрын
"Do you know where there's any beer?" "I dunno mate I'm just a mascot" "That's rich from production"
@anthonymcrooster37033 жыл бұрын
"You disappoint me Ramsay," was just so boss moment, I love it!
@OfficialArcDuke3 жыл бұрын
May is a rare breed that remains infallibly original regardless of time, place and social climate.
@shadowblade21494 жыл бұрын
I like how it ended on 'You're a fu-' 😂😂😂
@dangerm21564 жыл бұрын
"She is effectively saying that you've given me the baby, now get on the back.. " *LMAO*
@mostwantedjellynalawade57763 жыл бұрын
i dont get it
@filipbitala26243 жыл бұрын
@@mostwantedjellynalawade5776 ah you see back can be interpreted as someones lovely bottom
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
The wheeze from Clarkson makes that scene so much better
@sbraypaynt2 жыл бұрын
2:35 Absolute king, zero pandering, completely relaxed not pressurised or insecure, doesn’t need to prove anything. Just boring conversation.
@coolL94574 жыл бұрын
"its a bit like Monaco actually, Have you ever been to Hammersmith?" my god i laugh every time
@familybills29083 жыл бұрын
same!!!
@tiffanyspencer10824 жыл бұрын
1:11, Jeremy losing his shit 🤣🤣🤣
@gameexpert3854 жыл бұрын
"What you are witnessing here is aspergers made real" "Is that what makes my wee smell funny?"
@jeremyfong56842 жыл бұрын
"NO!"
@TheoMicouris3 жыл бұрын
"do you speak english" "yep" "do you know where there is any beer?" "i dont know mate im just a mascot" "Thats Rich from production"
@majesticfirebird23104 жыл бұрын
0:41 "tasting the mystery-" (BANG) "shut up" 😆🤣
@JoshSweetvale4 жыл бұрын
2:20 You can see the MGS exclaimation mark above Jeremy's head. 5:05 And this is when James May got on my 'do *not* fuck with' list.
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
Same here. On Top Gear, James pretends to be the most boring person alive, but when he's literally anywhere else, he's f--kin' awesome. I'd love to hang out with him tbh
@layonyatsu72032 жыл бұрын
"you dissapoint me ramsey" has too much power wth
@Lgs2604954 жыл бұрын
1:00 run for it, it's pervy. I want an HD clip of that.
@Sammie1053 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore this man. Not a petrolhead, so I never watched much of Top Gear outside of clips, but James is a hero. Hammond is benign enough, though a bit too “TV” for my tastes, and Clarkson is Clarkson, for better or worse, but James is almost an aspirational figure. Quirky but confident, softspoken but sharp, simultaneously a cultured gentleman and a bumbling bloke. It’s hard to think of a single living human I would rather have a pint with
@TheThunderwars4 жыл бұрын
"You've given me the baby, now get in the back"
@Yora214 жыл бұрын
Clarkson did not see that coming.
@jtcranger024 жыл бұрын
How have I never seen him holding an MLP toy with a look of disgust?
@play_sports_and_read_books4 жыл бұрын
It's his most recent show with amazon : Our Man In Japan
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
@@play_sports_and_read_books It's actually from "My Sister's Top Toys", but granted the setup is similar
@play_sports_and_read_books4 жыл бұрын
Regal Rooster is there such a show? Added to the watchlist
@play_sports_and_read_books4 жыл бұрын
Regal Rooster yeah, here is the episode too kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIeniXeLhdF_jtU
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
@@play_sports_and_read_books I think it might have been a one off special but yes, there was
@TheAmericanDane4 жыл бұрын
Simple, straight to the point, and as British a way to to put it as possible: “Hammond?” “Yes mate?” “May, bad luck”
@JK-uj9hs2 жыл бұрын
"You disappoint me Ramsay." That was iconic for sure, honestly it was cool.
@JeanMarceaux4 жыл бұрын
Being able to say "You disappoint me, Ramsay" is a flex. Change my mind.
@kynamite11964 жыл бұрын
I didn't actually appreciate how funny James actually is until I got older
@AaroMesa4 жыл бұрын
1:56 His face absolutely kills me
@mathewmcdonald58534 жыл бұрын
Really wish the clip of him trying to light that WW2 nuclear missile with his pocket lighter was in this video. That is my all time favorite clip of James May.
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
If that missile did actually go off, that would be the greatest final episode in history
@flambo1703 жыл бұрын
'You dissapoint me Ramsey' quite possibly the ballsiest sentence ever uttered
@benmeager79294 жыл бұрын
Legend says James is still trying to swear beyond the watershed. “Your a fuuuuuuuuuuu...”
@tobos89094 жыл бұрын
Is he ever *not* iconic?
@benjcunningham1434 жыл бұрын
Someone said it on the last video, youre forgiven for saying it here though as it is that true
@dangerdean90664 жыл бұрын
No
@salty_scvmbxg2 жыл бұрын
“Like they did on their French holiday in 1939” gets me every time 😂😂
@rainman60902 жыл бұрын
It's funny but it always slightly bothers me because Germany didn't enter France until 1940.
@derpasoruswrecks2773 Жыл бұрын
"Take the Third Riech" 😂
@kittensofdeath49044 жыл бұрын
James may asking a mascot where he can find beer has to be the best thing I've seen in a while
@Jo_Wardy2 жыл бұрын
He could literally fit in with any generation and feel cool and is.
@dlyonthescreen26574 жыл бұрын
This man will be remembered
@LancerloverLL4 жыл бұрын
"I liked the bit where James fell off the horse." - Jeremy Clarkson
@SuperHero12341234 жыл бұрын
That Turn Indicator bit is absolutely peak comedy, in all sincerity. Brilliant.
@lscf3 жыл бұрын
I watch these James May being Iconic videos back to back at least 5 times a day
@LeonBlack6663 жыл бұрын
James may is the kind of old person we all aspire to become
@cameron23484 жыл бұрын
The ending😂😂
@DankEngine20054 жыл бұрын
cameroni&cheese You’re a f-
@endersteve37693 жыл бұрын
''Hammond? (yes mate?) May, Bad luck'' -james May in the artic
@Septimus_ii4 жыл бұрын
My favourite James May moment is his reaction to drinking the Bloody Awful cocktail on top gear
@meatballg8655 Жыл бұрын
james becoming an anime protagonist with the katana is one of my favourite unappreciated moments from him
@steelmagnum51318 ай бұрын
0:42 IDK why, but James with a sniper rifle is terrifying
@LRSNRCNG3094 жыл бұрын
James may saying gordon "disappoints" him is so british 😂
@zicwarrs97293 жыл бұрын
James: *Dying* Jeremy: “What if we used more of those bags of stones?”
@beeeennnnnnn4 жыл бұрын
For some reason just the way he delivers "what does that mean?" Cracks me up something fierce
@idcgaming518 Жыл бұрын
"What flavour is it?" James may, everyone. Autism incarnate. Sincerely, an Aspie.
@Pyr0nEx3 жыл бұрын
James is the only person that can say “You disappoint me, Ramsay.”
@thelandylad10224 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing ever.
@terrier_productions4 жыл бұрын
Just James being James
@mjak9934 жыл бұрын
Best of the bunch... such a legendary bloke.
@clown-cult963 жыл бұрын
I am absolutely here for Gen Z’s new appreciation of Top Gear, especially James.
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
Since when did this bag itself half a million views
@bilyananikolova14594 жыл бұрын
People love Captain Slow, keep them coming! ❤️
@TotoGeenen4 жыл бұрын
What's the song you used in the first few seconds of the video?
@francis33724 жыл бұрын
hell yeah!
@JoshSweetvale4 жыл бұрын
It's a nonstop memeable moment stream. What were you expecting?!
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
@@JoshSweetvale I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW
@viggerlol4 жыл бұрын
Lowkey the funniest out of the 3
@spdutahraptor7772 жыл бұрын
That fall from the horse was more worrysome than iconic to be honest
@jv6miata4 жыл бұрын
Growing up is realizing that James is more hilarious than our 12 year old selves thought
@ethanrobz44864 жыл бұрын
Well done. Love ur vids keep it up. Great quality
@zanzibar47304 жыл бұрын
1:53 James, of the Hidden Leaf Village
@RubenSprng4 жыл бұрын
That ending was spot on
@oversteer_93394 жыл бұрын
Ive watched this so many times and it still pops up XD Golden
@normanprice88104 жыл бұрын
“You’ve given me the baby, now get in the back” That will never not be funny! 😂
@stephenhuntingford88164 жыл бұрын
What's worse than stepping on a lego? A landmine.
@edwardbailey69864 жыл бұрын
I now constantly say "Oh cock" when something goes wrong, thanks to James May 😂
@_slickerzentertainment63973 жыл бұрын
1:32 “IS THAT GLOCK?”
@BIGGUY06834 жыл бұрын
‘Does that make my wee smell?’ I lost it there!
@brockb69423 жыл бұрын
It’s so awesome that he tried to check his jacket before spitting the mud out of his mouth 2:06
@adamputtergill4 жыл бұрын
Next video- James may being iconic for 7 minutes? I’m ready!
@edvinkeskin85584 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of content the internet exists for
@matttondr92822 жыл бұрын
He dismissed Gordon so casually… well he had the right to since he beat him in the cooking challenge 😂
@zoinksss13723 жыл бұрын
3:09 don’t mind me I’m just leaving a time stamp for myself
@wwaxaww50903 жыл бұрын
commenting so i have it as well
@LevonBlueoak3 жыл бұрын
even as a weeb, I agree with James on that restaurant being pervy. also, Our Man in Japan is awesome
@emporioalnino46702 жыл бұрын
hey bim
@OminiElemental4 жыл бұрын
Personal favourite at 4:11... must be replayed that clip about 10 times now.
@zbazza6978z4 жыл бұрын
James May on the yacht clip at 2:33 Hammond: *THEY'RE HOT FOR JAMES MAY RIGHT NOW!*
@drunks1nner2983 жыл бұрын
He may not get the babes But he gets the ladies True sigma
@nikolaikola89254 жыл бұрын
The polar bit, "Hammond? May. Bad luck" was the most British sounding thing, ever.
@Bzorlan4 жыл бұрын
That ending is perfect
@craigturner89934 жыл бұрын
James may is bloody hilarious 😂
@obi-wankenobi97434 жыл бұрын
Jame May, Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson are the holy trinity
@TheoMicouris4 жыл бұрын
0:35 the face he pulls
@0viken04 жыл бұрын
If is not the time when may won against clarkson and hammond is incomplete
@jyotkanwalbhambra51004 жыл бұрын
you have earned my honest subscribtion
@olliem4424 жыл бұрын
This is one of the reasons new top gear will never be as good as old top gear
@HeavyMetalGamer454 жыл бұрын
I miss laughing my head off to these three on a Sunday night.