That's Cheddar, that's not cheese. Seriously. With Cheddar, you fix holes in your exhaust. It's unfit for human consumption.
@mortensen19613 жыл бұрын
@@rustinpieces: You could use that block of "cheese" as a lethal weapon. . . .
@Gotobar4 жыл бұрын
“Head Up, Shoulders back. Be PROUD” “Bugger off”
@TheHutchy014 жыл бұрын
That's an appropriate response to the presence of Edwina Currie
@snortingpistol93834 жыл бұрын
@@TheHutchy01 who?
@iskender13273 жыл бұрын
@@snortingpistol9383 she’s a crazy former politician - look up the eggwina scandal
@markorollo.3 жыл бұрын
@@snortingpistol9383 all you need to know is she's a Tory, says everything about the woman...
@Big_AlMC2 жыл бұрын
@@markorollo. better than a labour party jezebel.
@nam61284 жыл бұрын
1:51 "thats slightly oppressive" *points* Camera pans to a vague artsy swastika 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Riolupai3 жыл бұрын
Depends on what swastika it is
@skoll60073 жыл бұрын
@@Riolupai you get 3 guesses
@CharlieQuartz3 жыл бұрын
Oh wow I didn’t even notice what it looked like I just thought it looked awful
@redactedredacted81123 жыл бұрын
Guess I'm the only one who saw a man going at it with a chair
@spudkingxd48433 жыл бұрын
@@skoll6007 its a peaceful symbol
@michaelramsey824 жыл бұрын
"This truly is a rather sick car, my brother."
@oskarkrogsgard30144 жыл бұрын
Proceeds to play classical music
@theun-knownmusician54684 жыл бұрын
Oskar Krogsgård haha that but made me crack up laughing
@renardgrise4 жыл бұрын
*Bach Intensifies*
@isumisakuraba18194 жыл бұрын
Damian 2000 oh my goood this is the best comment 😂😂
@derek32494 жыл бұрын
James looks like j rock from trailer park boys
@thehonkerman4 жыл бұрын
The thunderbirds joke feels so underrated here, had me absolutely rolling
@tombonraz62134 жыл бұрын
Pleeease explai it! I didn't get it and I can't bear that
@thehonkerman4 жыл бұрын
@@tombonraz6213 the thunderbirds were a kids spy tv show from the 60s made using only puppets on strings and they walked exactly like May does in that clip. If you can find a clip of them you’ll see his impression is spot on
@tombonraz62134 жыл бұрын
@@thehonkerman thank you so much, you sir did a great service of cultural sharing.
@ShamrockShows4 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the vid because I was laughing so hard at it
@McGowanForge4 жыл бұрын
Thunderbirds was my favorite show along with star Trek when I was a kid
@hughthompson48464 жыл бұрын
James May breaking Stalin's house was just comedy gold
@MADMANB684 жыл бұрын
Hugh Thompson I’m going to the Gulag 😂😂😂
@jakobjensen55394 жыл бұрын
MADMANB68 I thought I was the only one that heard that
@Doughnutmansvideos4 жыл бұрын
James may finna be fighting up at the gulag
@КолевКолев-ч6с4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't it Lenin's house ??
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
@@КолевКолев-ч6с Stalin's House
@Gothstana4 жыл бұрын
That bit after Clarkson says "Thunderbirds go!" and May gets up and starts walking like a puppet on a string is severely underrated.
@phant04 жыл бұрын
They've missed the one where he tried to light up a nuclear ICBM with his lighter like it was some sort of big firecracker
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
On my previous vid
@hugovanhees98934 жыл бұрын
I think its damp🤣
@lukeysharp944 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of his best moments
@tobiaspellondou59074 жыл бұрын
it must be damp
@Blurgamer174 жыл бұрын
"I think... I think it must be Damped."
@abigailknippel9204 жыл бұрын
when he got kissed on the cheek and then melted 🥺 he’s so adorable awh
@stardancer40774 жыл бұрын
I would too if I had the honor and privilege of being kissed by Joanna Lumley.
@rorylidster48443 жыл бұрын
is your last name pronounce "nipple" LOL
@Riolupai3 жыл бұрын
ew
@turquoisemoon84533 жыл бұрын
4:26
@-YELDAH3 жыл бұрын
@Ian Thompson that’s what she said
@branting24 жыл бұрын
2:57 Imagine you're having a lovely cup of tea out in the nice weather, then all of a sudden hear Dancing Queen and turn to see James May & Jeremy Clarkson walking past you like this:
@MayankLongiany4 жыл бұрын
I'd honestly freak out! In a positive way, obviously.
@urbanmeze89444 жыл бұрын
from which film was that?
@branting24 жыл бұрын
@@urbanmeze8944 The one at 2:57.
@urbanmeze89444 жыл бұрын
@@branting2 yes
@branting24 жыл бұрын
@@urbanmeze8944 yes.
@Hibernathan054 жыл бұрын
2:05 "when they come back and see the range just says "2" its not funn- *wheeze*" Gets me every time
@samueljoe69504 жыл бұрын
James may is officially my spirit animal.
@jobbygobbler694 жыл бұрын
Haha genuinely just said that to my friend, and then scrolled down to see you had said it too
@rickyfleming-stuart85503 жыл бұрын
Great minds think alike! Cheers!
@intorsusvolo78342 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing his spirit animal is a specific mechanical bit in a specific size.
@johnmaaate28334 жыл бұрын
"Drifting is for the unintelligent" - A very intelligent person
@obergfamily90494 жыл бұрын
and also someone that can't drift
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
I feel like he was indirectly roasting Clarkson there
@harveyml044 жыл бұрын
c h e e s e
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
me too
@harveyml044 жыл бұрын
Regal Rooster oh yes
@lanckston4 жыл бұрын
i fucking lost it lmao
@jiaqiwang52634 жыл бұрын
nice
@WQIOPA4 жыл бұрын
I CANT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING LMFAOOOOO
@mefastman774 жыл бұрын
3:04 JC: *J A M E S* JM: What? JC: *STOP FILING*
@thomasvlaskampiii68503 жыл бұрын
I'm looking for the sodding socket thing that you need to take that out
@notdon2453 жыл бұрын
DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS? N O
@michaelkowal32303 жыл бұрын
@@notdon245 JM: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE? JC: YES! JM: NO YOU DON'T
@thomasvlaskampiii68503 жыл бұрын
@@crowbar4976 He has Thors balls, but a gnats pp
@da_bosslegend90202 жыл бұрын
Jesus his hair!
@ProfessorHeavy14 жыл бұрын
The best thing about people being drunk is that their laughs are completely unrestrained. 4:21
@rios14104 жыл бұрын
What show is that from?
@mrmotaki4344 жыл бұрын
Rio S Oz and James’s Big wine adventure :)
@apathyisdeath29774 жыл бұрын
That laugh could cure death itself. It's so infectious and I love it.
@theun-knownmusician54684 жыл бұрын
Professor Heavy's Source Shenanigans aHAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAAHHHHH
@daniil81184 жыл бұрын
@@theun-knownmusician5468 sounds just like it
@TheFallofTheEleventh4 жыл бұрын
No one: James May: “I like a car with banging tunes”
@johnhenrymills45174 жыл бұрын
Bangin’ tyunez
@OfficialDJSoru4 жыл бұрын
>machine bangs "I like it. It's like being in a rave" I guess the little prank Clarkson and Hammond did on him got him hooked on Scott Brown, and he just went in harder.
@buttquack4 жыл бұрын
Overused joke templates: "exist" Unfunny people:
@TheFallofTheEleventh4 жыл бұрын
@@buttquack is that you clarkson?
@apathyisdeath29774 жыл бұрын
4:21 That laugh could cure death itself. God I love how infectious his laugh is.
@reuenqad818 Жыл бұрын
Truthfully. James's laugh is always a treat to hear
@clown-cult964 жыл бұрын
After watching Top Gear for years and years as a kid, I’m so glad our culture is finally at a point when we can appreciate how iconic James May is.
@Sammie10534 жыл бұрын
I've said it before, I'll say it again. I love my dad. But I feel like James May would be the ultimate dad
@erichraeder29894 жыл бұрын
More like unsuitable uncle with a sharp knife laying around
@mortechrome4 жыл бұрын
Yep, I would have loved to have a dad like him anyway.
@libbywilliams99694 жыл бұрын
Ironically he’s the only one in the trio without children
@laurencewhittingham66882 жыл бұрын
I know this comment is old but my dad is exactly like may. Watched thunderbirds and tv Batman as a kid. Made airfix models had amazing cars in his 20s. And he’s got that awkward humor that he never intends to be funny but it just does.
@RubyBlueUwU2 жыл бұрын
I want him to be my weird uncle who just shows up to a family event, blows your mind and then you don’t see him again for like 6 months
@sadippers61684 жыл бұрын
James is, in his own words, a proper bloke. We stan this absolute gem of English television.
@ITEM-B4 жыл бұрын
5:42 "cheese" That got me😂
@benzzodude4 жыл бұрын
“*thud* Cheese.” It caught me off guard too, I burst out laughing
@AbsoluteAbsurd4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@petererrington51424 жыл бұрын
It kills lesser mortals when they here it
@chorusofoddities4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/haOXenhum9CjpJY
@petererrington51424 жыл бұрын
@@chorusofoddities You are a god, I thank you for this gift
@SpikerDragon954 жыл бұрын
2:48 "he is head butting me" I love when Jeremy laugh that Hard, he is having a great time
@lukeobrien67074 жыл бұрын
“I’ve broke Stalin’s house, I’m going to the Gulag.” 7:35
@Ricky1234.4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@barrybeebenson49754 жыл бұрын
7:30
@AbsoluteAbsurd4 жыл бұрын
I cant breathe LOL
@legionprime77154 жыл бұрын
No doubt he’s gonna clutch it.
@virtual_car9963 жыл бұрын
@@legionprime7715 if not, I'll buy him out
@willmarsden69214 жыл бұрын
0:15 That is the literal equivalent of Han Solo saying "I know..." to princess Leia
@IroncladInSteam40074 жыл бұрын
“Bugger off”
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
Still my favourite part; that woman is Edwina Currie, former Conservative Party member within Parliament, which honestly makes it funnier
@IroncladInSteam40074 жыл бұрын
I wondered if I recognised that woman from somewhere
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
@@IroncladInSteam4007 She was on 'I'm a Celebrity' a few years back
@IroncladInSteam40074 жыл бұрын
Oh I didn’t watch that one
@harryhn19544 жыл бұрын
What episode?
@Dynam1cDr3w3 жыл бұрын
"its a meeting of minds" *immediately almost breaks each other's knuckles*
@jacobmeza914 жыл бұрын
I’ll buy James back if he doesn’t make it back from the gulag
@ReD_paX4 жыл бұрын
Every person bows before james in the gulag
@legionprime77154 жыл бұрын
No need. He’s a clutch master.
@m1abrams17763 жыл бұрын
@@legionprime7715 he still needs a slave cylinder
@LRC23224 жыл бұрын
4:23, James wheezing is my new favorite sound
@saladspinner32003 жыл бұрын
OH yes, the famous James May duck quack. It only comes out the most special of occasions.
@andrewmcphee89654 жыл бұрын
James May - more intelligent than Clarkson, funnier than Hammond.
@theun-knownmusician54684 жыл бұрын
Andrew McPhee yep
@surviving1014 жыл бұрын
He is a bit fiesty too
@uckcpr4 жыл бұрын
Good ol captain slow
@uckcpr4 жыл бұрын
@Damian 2000 even she could drive faster
@JaegerDreadful4 жыл бұрын
That is a really low bar, but still.
@horsefeed4 жыл бұрын
5:42 saving this for later
@chorusofoddities4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/haOXenhum9CjpJY
@wololowarlord98554 жыл бұрын
James may, James may He steals from the rich James may, James may He steals from the poor He steals from the rich He steals from the poor And whats more, Wants it all. Thats Appalling.
@boxedfender48104 жыл бұрын
Nearly works
@ainsmas3614 жыл бұрын
Irrelevant twoddle
@Bzorlan4 жыл бұрын
Wololo
@Scouterlad4 жыл бұрын
James may, James may He steals from the poor He steals from the rich He steals from the poor He broke Stalin`s door
@Retro-uw5ie4 жыл бұрын
It's a reference to Dennis more from Monty python
@danbrown44204 жыл бұрын
"That looks slightly oppressive." I loved that moment, she really didn't see the resemblance 🤣
@joshkirkham42814 жыл бұрын
“Including the joystick”😂 3:39
@simontay48514 жыл бұрын
What is she going to do to him? Where is this clip from.
@LB_Amerijuanican4 жыл бұрын
Lol sounds like she wanted too by the reaction
@Splixy4 жыл бұрын
@@LB_Amerijuanican yeahhh deffo lmfao
@Collector123k4 жыл бұрын
She wants sausage
@branchonequal4 жыл бұрын
@@simontay4851 She's making a life-size Airfix version of him so she has to make a cast. It's from James May's Toy Stories S1E1.
@bombsquad6244 жыл бұрын
2:56 Footage of Theresa May in lockdown
@harrypage16444 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for 9 minutes 😍
@_hekken4 жыл бұрын
The wait is OVER
@HeroGenix4 жыл бұрын
The thunderbirds walk always gets me for some reason - just how accurate he does it just cracks me up
@musicaluprising9244 жыл бұрын
My favourite part was when James walked like one of the puppets from “Thunderbirds” 😂 Man, I just got a hit of nostalgia, I need to go back and rewatch “Thunderbirds” again
@Sem56264 жыл бұрын
he fucking nailed that walk
@dalefitzgerald41772 жыл бұрын
Got thrown back to that old Thunderbirds show with the puppets, instantly pictured the blonde guy, great show 😍
@donmontague41072 жыл бұрын
Exactly the same here, what a great thing we have to be nostalgic about :)
@mndlessdrwer3 жыл бұрын
James May is one of the unintentionally funniest people on television. My favorite bit is when they talk about going around unplugging electric cars being like when you would go around putting cheap combination locks on other people's bikes.
@christophermanktelow5444 жыл бұрын
Try and shift your weight backwards slowly. James May: Falls backwards and breaks the couch
@travosk86684 жыл бұрын
I love non top gear james may so much. Its like he never stopped being a 20 year old 1st year college student.
@TreeBeardNero4 жыл бұрын
Haha "my Lego!" Reminds me of when someone hit my dad's car and I was sat in the back. I screamed "my leg!" And my dad turned around to see that the bionicle that I was building had a broken off leg. 😄
@taraithran13864 жыл бұрын
5:43 that's now my favourite James may quote
@chorusofoddities4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/haOXenhum9CjpJY
@Turteng4 жыл бұрын
Missing when Jeremy told him about fancy car = small pp, then James says: "Says that to a man who has a 1.2 liter Fiat Panda"
@THEENDGAME7474 жыл бұрын
Him walking like a thunderbird puppet is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time hahahah
@mking9446I4 жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear JM laugh hard I can't help but laugh just as hard. Totally epic show with 3 of the best hosts to ever host a show. LONG LIVE THE TOP GEAR CREW!!!!!!
@Djcassels19864 жыл бұрын
James May remains one of the funniest men on TV. FYI, he was on the World at One (Radio 4) yesterday (10th June 2020) talking about bicycles.
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
I was listening to that! J - "What is that?" S - "What's what?" J - "That building over there?" S - "That's Kensington Palace!?!!!" J - "uh well I suppose it must be"
@roccociccone5974 жыл бұрын
The return of the man, the myth, the legend... James May.
@lulubell97114 жыл бұрын
"Whos beyonce? " respect
@muhammadhafizuddin82154 жыл бұрын
Do you know what that is from?
@roeland1954 жыл бұрын
@@muhammadhafizuddin8215 It's from James may's toy stories. Episode not sure but I think the episode on creating a plasticine park.
@confused_hans65033 жыл бұрын
No its the one on airfix
@TheMusicfan1894 жыл бұрын
What a national treasure.
@Sacheen819 ай бұрын
"A bit like meeting a kid with mumps." God help me, I actually SNORT-LAUGHED! 🤣
@DrRock20094 жыл бұрын
3:00 Clarkson’s belly LOL and 4:33: I’m dead jealous....
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
You'll get him one day, DrRock2009
@gigiozzolo4 жыл бұрын
Sorry about the question but who's the lady?
@subtlerooster92654 жыл бұрын
@@gigiozzolo Joanna Lumley!
@gigiozzolo4 жыл бұрын
@@subtlerooster9265 thank you very much!
@MysteriousPerson14473 жыл бұрын
@@subtlerooster9265 Since there are James May cheese memes and Patrick that's a memes you could start up a meme called Ben Shephard reaction to a counter on Tipping Point. If you do that this could get quite popular and I will subscribe.
@charlesfisher39832 жыл бұрын
Walking off screen like an actual marionette when clarkson says thunderbirds are go is amazing
@connorknowlton88034 жыл бұрын
Netflix: are you still watching? Someone’s daughter: 2:20
@wassapdude944 жыл бұрын
Oh no no
@EdgyShooter2 жыл бұрын
1:00 "I like a car with banging tunes" Should've cut to the time the Hammond and Clarkson glued his stereo and then put really loud pounding music through it on loop 😂
@AgsmaJustAgsma Жыл бұрын
4:55 I don't think there's a better clip that encapsulates Clarkson and May's friendship than this one.
@sebastianbusch50134 жыл бұрын
4:21 has got to be the best laugh i’ve ever heard
@okbutwhocares4 жыл бұрын
3:23 oh yes, I remember that time James May morphed into Andy Warhol
@CharlieQuartz3 жыл бұрын
I love how he has somehow become the most attractive old man of the trio
@lnascar74014 жыл бұрын
James May & Bovril Goes hand in hand👌
@melvin98984 жыл бұрын
Jeremy : We have an audi waiting for you. You'll like it, it's german. James may : like you are😂😂😂 0:08
@smithrockssmith4 жыл бұрын
His genuine laugh is so wholesome
@carpetclimber40274 жыл бұрын
"Who's Beyonce?" Thank you James May, thank you! 02:17 The standard for all techno music. It can also be exchanged with a tumble dryer for a slightly less energetic beat. There you have the background for 4 hours of any album.
@07Hawkeye Жыл бұрын
these three will never stop being my favorite trio of all time. even 60 years from now if im still alive, these three will remain the greatest trio to have ever lived and did stuff together
@vastsleep71523 жыл бұрын
Gromit: “why are we going on all these crazy adventures?” Wallace: 5:42
@keiztrat91094 жыл бұрын
2:19 "It's great! Like being in a rave!" 😂👍🏻
@Rodanhm4 жыл бұрын
"Is our car more aerodynamic than James May's face?"
@spasmplayer74222 жыл бұрын
I love the chaos dynamic of these three. They go around the world breaking things and ignoring laws with zero consquences.
@abramo77004 жыл бұрын
plz 9 minutes now i cant just watch all of them at once
@mrme2474 жыл бұрын
0:56 I thought that was a very different "banging tune"
@ketaminewomble25624 жыл бұрын
3:23 wow he looks really good with that look
@vaga42394 жыл бұрын
Very Eric Clapton
@CharlieQuartz4 жыл бұрын
Actually quite attractive, I think
@alilindsay43043 жыл бұрын
Yes, very nice
@richardendresz1614 жыл бұрын
“Drifting is for the unintelligent” Well I always knew people hates Ken Block but I didn’t think James May was a hater
@terminhaider96954 жыл бұрын
I feel like an underrated moment is James going "this is great it's like being in a rave". As someone who's actually been to a rave, he's about 75% very accurate
@williamhallleiva87354 жыл бұрын
For all of you desperately wondering what James is listening to in his Honda Civic at 7:38 it's Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 in D major, BWV 1050 - I. Allegro
@bigboijeff10004 жыл бұрын
That thunderbirds’ puppet impression is spot on 😂
@kachowbltch35853 жыл бұрын
May’s thunderbirds puppet impression was actually incredible 2:00
@minycinny3 жыл бұрын
I love how the harder James laughed when he was drunk the more the camera shook.
@Mr_Miracle4 жыл бұрын
When he said “I like banging tunes” all I thought of is when Jeremy and Richard messed with his radio with superglue
@oliviagarbia76724 жыл бұрын
james may’s existence just has massive vine energy and i am living for it
@ModelFossilist4 жыл бұрын
“I like a car with banging tunes”- Roadman James May.
@nikobellic3394 жыл бұрын
I hope you never stop making these
@Macho_Fantastico4 жыл бұрын
James and Oz being drunk is still one of my favourite moments.
@667lmc4 жыл бұрын
2:56 is absolutely iconic 😂
@Synoctic3 жыл бұрын
'Thunderbirds are go' May proceeds to perfectly walk like the puppets 😂😂
@Rodanhm4 жыл бұрын
"I like a car with banging tunez" - James May
@white_t_shirt74213 жыл бұрын
I need those tunes lol, reminds me of take five
@Snowball_lol4204 жыл бұрын
james may has to be my all time favourite tv person he us just awesome
@maestrotheoretically5194 жыл бұрын
This truly is a rather sick car, my brother **Bach intensifies**
@gagoftak4 жыл бұрын
No, i think it was Vivaldi. ;)
@maestrotheoretically5194 жыл бұрын
@@gagoftak definitely bach
@maestrotheoretically5194 жыл бұрын
@@gagoftak I think its Brandenburg 4?
@strifekar49254 жыл бұрын
Man i love u for your work
@johnsxn6614 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to the gulag" 😂😂😂👏👏👏
@kurfdafolf4 жыл бұрын
This keeps popping up in my recommended and I watch it every time
@CmdData01014 жыл бұрын
"JAMES!" "wot" "STOP FILING"
@vastsleep71523 жыл бұрын
“James what do you say when someone takes your picture?” James: 5:42
@nicmar57543 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@bnuge4 жыл бұрын
“And this looks complicated” “That looks slightly oppressive”
@atomickoala623 жыл бұрын
This shows up in my recommended once every 2-4 weeks and I watch it every time!
@saxoncubin90274 жыл бұрын
The thunderbird walk 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Mr_Makina4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe, this is the only comment I've seen talking about it, I thought it would be more popular, it's fucking killing me, it's actually a perfect impression, reminds me of the team America puppet walk as well 😂😂😂
@michaelkeaton53944 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Makina I totally agree with you!!!! That's why I talk about it in a comment
@DavidSmith-dj5eg4 жыл бұрын
*bang* " cheese "
@chorusofoddities4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/haOXenhum9CjpJY
@trainman86trainstramsandmore3 жыл бұрын
1:58 THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO! Clarkson and Hammond: R U N Meanwhile James May:
@Cool_bloke_96 Жыл бұрын
10/10 acting skills
@trainman86trainstramsandmore Жыл бұрын
@@Cool_bloke_96 innit
@Shakes-Off-Fear Жыл бұрын
James feinting when Joanna Lumley kissed him on the cheek was hilarious and quite sweet, honestly
@someguy84274 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for: James may being iconic for 9 minutes