Hammond, Clarkson and May Stupid Compilation

Top Gear and Grand Tour stars saying stupid things either questions of things which don't make sense. everything they do is stupid but this is a few of the iconic stupid things they do and say.
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Episodes:
motorhome flipped wind 15.4
gt seaman dragonfly eating
Bonneville what if someone sees us 12.2
polar special ice
gt1.3 painting
gt1.5 ain't coming
19.2 paper
middle east Hammond plane
11.1
10.6
polar shotgun
gt3.1 seat
which arm have you broken gt1.11
finger source of the Nile 19.7
rover James 19.5
lorry tape 12.1
21.1 50
bridges Patagonia
21.3 tape the fiesta
demolition water pipe 17.5
snow measuring 16.5
7.5 milk man
13.7 electricity
12.1 back of a cow milk
20.4 hoover van

[@ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150]

"Theres a rosy future for us all, isnt there?" *cut to James aiming at his own head with a shotgun*

[@captainfunktastic2255]

The final step in checking that a shotgun is safe and unloaded is to look down the barrel and make sure its clear of obstruction.

[@EVEMASTER99]

@@captainfunktastic2255 also could be the final step in your life if it is loaded.

[@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire]

@@captainfunktastic2255 oh yes without a doubt

[@corruptpixel8441]

@@EVEMASTER99 a final step is a final step

[@internetic2496]

@@corruptpixel8441 PFFFFFF

[@zachrichard9440]

"Which arm have you broken?" Never fails to make me laugh

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

The best part is how Richard plays it totally straight and stands there staring him down waiting for an answer.

[@toospooky051]

@@CopiousDoinksLLC And he says it so concerned too lol

[@flat6gamingyt643]

I never got the joke tho, can someone explain it pls?

[@georgestoian1046]

Also the joke May does about the optional seat of the Demon is epic.

[@zino_]

@@flat6gamingyt643 richard doesnt know which arm is broken, even though he can see which arm james actually broke

[@perfectasasnowflake1808]

James may is being like “ a smart can pretend to be an idiot, but an idiot can’t pretend to be smart”

[@y.stackz3186]

@@GracUntoYou shush

[@VTXHobbies]

@@GracUntoYou how can you genuinely think that you're gonna 'convert' a single person by doing this?

[@waldolemmer]

@@VTXHobbies yeah, he's just being annoying

[@gordoncampbell100]

Ohh FFS mate , your are a bigger spunk bubble than those 3 tossers combined .

[@jerrysmooth24]

@@GracUntoYou Matthew 9:5 "blessed are the peacemakers and blessed are those who shut the hell up cause nobody is getting converted through a youtube comment"

[@qnteban]

Hammond going "which arm have you broken?" with a completely serieus face always cracks me up

[@MrEvan312]

While looking James very seriously in the eye. If you look closely enough you can see the buffering animation on his forehead

[@-murray-]

That, and 'which seat do they put in as standard?'

[@RorenX]

i agree, corey spazkid

[@seanjosephhayes]

James May’s finger is the root of civilisation.

[@drunks1nner298]

YES

[@Charlie-Charlot]

That’s what she said

[@seanjosephhayes]

@@Charlie-Charlot God I hope not.

[@pointofcami6565]

@@seanjosephhayes God I hope.

[@christophb2736]

So, if you pull his finger, the effect would be the big bang?

[@genericweeb7300]

I love it when James play the fool. It's the closest thing we have to an alien trying to understand humans.

[@callumcjham4478]

"I don't belive in electricity" James May many years ago.

[@aimanazrie8944]

And then proceeds to have an electric & hydrogen powered car 😂

[@coolcoconuts4453]

These guys have achieved a rare level of intelligence, being smart enough to find incredibly creative ways to be stupid

[@DaktEdits]

Yes

[@scsutton1]

"Which seat do they put in as standard?" OK, I know The Grand Tour is heavily, heavily scripted these days, but that line can't have been.

[@aryandubey4939]

Tbh it's not that heavily scripted as you say

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

Judging by Hammond and Clarkson’s reactions, it was spontaneous. They can’t fake laugh that well.

[@hamzamuhammadkhan]

What does it mean by the way ?

[@PJOZeus]

@@hamzamuhammadkhan it’s a piss take, jokingly implying that the seat they put in, isn’t the drivers seat

[@hamzamuhammadkhan]

@@PJOZeus ohh gotcha

[@michaelramsey82]

Jeremy's snow measuring technique might be my favorite joke in all of Top Gear.

[@pamelah6431]

That *thud* does send me to giggle fits.

[@Wtrxprs007able]

​@@pamelah6431and Jeremy's loud "OW" to signify its depth 🤣

[@susib9433]

Imagining Jeremy coming to power is kinda terrifying tbh

[@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire]

With James as Minister for Transport

[@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire]

What would Hammond be?

[@adrielsebastian5216]

@@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire Communication Minister

[@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire]

@@adrielsebastian5216 or Foreign Secretary, perhaps he could go on a trade mission to Mexico

[@adrielsebastian5216]

@@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire Also Sports Minister

[@AleK0451]

either a compilation of "when i come to power" or "that's annoying"

[@GracUntoYou]

Selah Ephesians 1:7 In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace;/Inspiration+How many of you have taken communion without giving it much thought at all? I have certainly drank the blood and tasted the body of Christ more in a ceremonial sense rather than a truly powerful and thoughtful experience. We take communion as a reminder that Christ is our strength and our redeemer. His sacrifice forgives our sins and his sacrifice needs to be remembered. This verse helps illustrate the importance of Christ’s sacrifice. /Prayer+ Dearest Father, bring light to my darkened soul. Help me keep you in my heart, O Lord, my rock and redeemer, this day and always. Forgive me for sinning, but know that I shall not forget the sacrifice that you made by sending your only begotten son to shed his blood and sacrifice his body so that we may live. In the name of your son, Jesus Christ, I pray to you today. Amen. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bomsXmhreJ6ora8

[@deadmanwalking971]

Why not *both?*

[@AleK0451]

@@deadmanwalking971 preferably both but which one first

[@yaboosnubs]

i need "clarkson is scared of sat nav talking lady" compilation

[@keeperofeurobeat8421]

*Satnav speaks Japanese* "HELP!"

[@KeijiSuwa]

“EIMI’S BACK!” - Jeremy in the GT-R.

[@keeperofeurobeat8421]

Clarkson went from being terrified of Eimi to being overjoyed when she returned. Top 10 Character development arcs in anime

[@jaakkot5440]

5:46 Genuinely one of the funniest moments on TG, "oh no, that's asparagus"

[@alexanderpearson-heard410]

How has it not become a meme yet

[@basicallystupid7080]

lmao

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

That’s even funnier if you have autism.

[@omaralsabbagh3606]

You know it's hilarious because James couldn't keep a straight face

[@Jeff.78]

James flicks lighter... I think it must be damp. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@ryanford5387]

3:18 Hammond staring at James dead serious makes this all the better

[@wonderland.6]

and Jeremy just dying of laughter rapidly😂

[@x808drifter]

May and the shotgun was a legit pucker moment.

[@oliviersavard8676]

that's how you know that wasn't scripted

[@drunks1nner298]

Ye but he is highly trained with guns Like sometimes you just want to see inside the barrel of a gun how it looks like or just bc why not

[@oliviersavard8676]

@@drunks1nner298 no you absolutely don't

[@theamericanextremist]

@@drunks1nner298 false

[@pamelah6431]

@@drunks1nner298 when that urge arises, you look down the other end of the barrel...

[@tonychan8558]

2:36 James May's mind must be so fast to even think of that comment! And judging by the reactions of the other two, it wasn't scripted.

[@michaeltutty1540]

My brother has a mind like this. Quirky answers and daft questions abound

[@OriruBastard]

"I get my milk from back of a cow." "Uuuu, that's not milk."

[@fionnduffy9988]

3:19 Jeremy sounds like his Maserati starting up

[@codyjames876]

"There ya go." "You idiot!" Gets me every time

[@HarlemHyena]

"Wot?!" "Well, it's ruined!!!"

[@_zigger_]

I was waiting for “It’s quite snowy.” “It must’ve snowed.”

[@theninethrees8044]

*Driving through the Arctic* “Ooo Gin! You’ve got any ice?”

[@marty154]

These videos always cheer me up

[@exotrrc1636]

@@GracUntoYou shhh

[@highonlife2323]

@@GracUntoYou u like top gear mate?

[@ronan8834]

Cant believe netflix didnt pay the rights to have it stay

[@ronan8834]

@Hayden Moore it was worth every penny I had started the whole show over again only got half way an it wasn't there anymore not even the new shit one lol

[@jeffcon123]

Same a pick me up before work

[@i_am_bored8743]

"Which seat did they put in as standard?" Holy hell that was fast, no wonder it caught them so well lol

[@Jeff.78]

To be fair, some jokes just present themselves and are easy pickings 🙃

[@KarlPablo80]

0:55 Hammond : What are you doing? Clarkson : Im defusing a bomb,Hammond. What do you think Im doing? May : Im baking a cake.

[@ParagonPKC]

Why don't they put high visibility jackets on the deer?

[@jamesengland7461]

YES!

[@soarinskies1802]

then preditors kill them easy

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I heard that some country has started painting deers antlers with reflective paint like on road signs so that if a car shines headlights on them, they’ll be easier to see at night.

[@_.B00._]

@@GlitzyZebra hunters

[@joe125ful]

Hunters see them easy:)

[@ahmedhameed4629]

“Here’s what happened” or “naturally what happens is...” compilation.

[@speedthrift1363]

The compilation we didn't even knew we needed

[@GracUntoYou]

Selah Ephesians 1:7 In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace;/Inspiration+How many of you have taken communion without giving it much thought at all? I have certainly drank the blood and tasted the body of Christ more in a ceremonial sense rather than a truly powerful and thoughtful experience. We take communion as a reminder that Christ is our strength and our redeemer. His sacrifice forgives our sins and his sacrifice needs to be remembered. This verse helps illustrate the importance of Christ’s sacrifice. /Prayer+ Dearest Father, bring light to my darkened soul. Help me keep you in my heart, O Lord, my rock and redeemer, this day and always. Forgive me for sinning, but know that I shall not forget the sacrifice that you made by sending your only begotten son to shed his blood and sacrifice his body so that we may live. In the name of your son, Jesus Christ, I pray to you today. Amen. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bomsXmhreJ6ora8

[@darth_autie_117]

@@GracUntoYou silence bot

[@chanunglim8048]

3:22 When you dismantle with your car in BeamNG

[@bahramoskooei2553]

THIS is why we watch the trio, not the bloody cars.

[@aimanazrie8944]

Uhh not really, sometimes I watch TG/GT genuinely for the car review.

[@siriusvittorio2099]

I watch it for both

[@finnjeffrey572]

I watch for the cars

[@JetFalcon710]

I watch for the Top Gear boys, the cars are just a nice bonus

[@adrielsebastian5216]

2:33 that damn near turned into a snuff film

[@preetshah0711]

0:21 Hammond : "What are u eating?" Jeremy: "Dragonflies" May : "What does it taste like?" Jeremy: "DRAGONFLIES" Clarkson's genius never fails to impress me ; lolllll XD

[@JetFalcon710]

Well he isn't wrong lmao

[@eaubert1]

James May is always the shy introverted one, but he does come up with some brilliant ideas!

[@normanprice8810]

“What seat do they put in as standard?” Makes me laughs me every time

[@Daltwan_Kenobi]

I always love May looking straight down the barrel of the shotgun. You can see the creeping smile on the handler that instantly pushes it away from his face, like ffs.

[@Bluesharp2]

I love this type of humour

[@chl_ca]

anyone: *dies* James: "does that mean they're not coming on, then?"

[@MrEvan312]

At least sometimes bits of them made it to the studio... or at least splattered the window.

[@damemearena2142]

Often chased by the 50

[@Chanannagins]

Jeremy's face waiting for Hammond's approval at 3:29 had me crying

[@Skyrider346]

4:48 The moment of realization

[@grizzle273463]

I could listen to Clarkson laugh all day. His wheezing laughter is so infectious.

[@zanevlogs7284]

2:32 James May pointing the shotgun killed me😂😂😂💀

[@JJJackson777]

I reckon 2:31 has to be my all time favourite Top Gear moment

[@stonedwizard420]

I like how most of these clips are james yet he's definitely the smartest out the three

[@WardyLion]

“Which seat do they put in as standard?” I lost it for several minutes after that one.

[@eaphantom9214]

0:02 - James : Is that just the wind did that? Jeremy : Oh yeah, no a big giant came (!) 😂 😂

[@Pulsarnix]

Why don't they just put the Deer sign on the Deer?

[@niralvassantilal5623]

2:08 this one is genius

[@artepjan]

I thought this was gonna be compilation of Clarkson and his way of saying "Stupid" but this was even better

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

James may is right about electricity actually, in a sense. We have fantastic models for generating power, controlling it and facilitating transmission, but electricity on a quantum level is really bloody complicated.

[@MrEvan312]

But of course: he's an omnipotent being

[@htf5555]

he is.. the root of all civilization

[@JamaicanCastle]

But on a quantum level, _everything_ is really bloody complicated.

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

@@JamaicanCastleFair point, at least in description. Although this may seem absurd, the postulates of quantum mechanics were developed analogously to classical principles. In order to efficiently model these systems however, we have needed to compromise somewhat with numerical methods.

[@atomickoala62]

Can we get a Clarkson "when I come to power" compilation??

[@jamesengland7461]

No. It violates the Geneva Convention.

[@LordChrome375]

3:17 That deadpan delivery of that line gets me every time!

[@PattyO.N.Company]

nothing can top LOOKING DIRECTLY INTO THE BARREL OF A SHOTGUN

[@gravityfalls0333]

No matter how many times I've seen these clips, I will ALWAYS burst out laughing when I see them

[@samhobbs6517]

1:44 Tbf James actually has a point.

[@ArmandoVictorForno]

The Dodge Demon seat joke was one of the best I heard in a while!

[@doublep1980]

Hammond: ''What are you eating?" Clarkson: "Dragonflies." May: ''How do they taste?" Clarkson: ''Like ..... dragonflies."

[@user-je6ld8do9u]

1:18 is just the best argument to use on an FB comment war.

[@dunkelwalde695]

“Well what if somebody sees us?” Haha, May is awesome. No worries though buddy, don’t need to be too careful that far out in the desert. Just don’t expect quick help from the troopers if you get into trouble.

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

0:30 actually he’s not far off. There is always cops hiding in places like that around Nevada/Arizona.

[@MacTaipan]

"Which seat did they put in as standard" was my favourite line ever.

[@windowsfan95]

May: what if somebody see’s us? Clarkson looks around seeing no one. Clarkson: I don’t think they will.

[@burakyetistiren486]

2:36 That is not stupid, it's just brilliant

[@jordantomblin2302]

Thank you for making these videos. They make the day a whole lot better.

[@xxEpicxGunnerxx]

James pointing a shotgun up at his face followed by clarkson and Hammond face palming made me cry laughing

[@soulassassin0g]

5:07 reminds me of a fox lol.

[@offroading3994]

WaS tHaT jUsT tHe WiNd ThAt DiD tHat?!!

[@mightymidget1306]

I love how genuine they are

[@iamdb1990]

the dive into snow... so good

[@cinderofgods8698]

Thanks for another brilliant compilation

[@GamingPerks]

Watching these after binging clarkson's farm. Fantastic.

[@christopherhayes1220]

5:59 Gotta love the face the pretty girl in the glasses makes when Clarkson says he gets his milk from the back of the cow😂😂

[@emperor7nero]

Which one? 😆😆

[@ParagonPKC]

No not my finga, the woota

[@BobbyD520]

“I’m defusing a bomb Hammond, what do you think I’m doing?” Legit legend

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

“And I’m baking a cake.”😂

[@20thcenturygamer22]

"I don't believe in electricity" says the man who's had more cars break down because they ran out of electricity

[@mursuka80]

And he owns minimum three electric cars LOL

[@MrEvan312]

It's like orks: they believe things into being, he disbelieves things OUT of being in his car.

[@MisterBurgerBeachball]

James being the minister of transport... oh dear. Prepare for all the speed limits to reach an all-time high of 15 KPH.

[@markcf83]

.....and Hammond to become the Health Secretary......

[@NGMonocrom]

3:49 ~ Ha ha! Top Gear will *NEVER* be that exciting, again.

[@omnacky]

You forgot to add the episode where he says "look it's a hippo's head" and then "well it's probably a whole hippo, the rest is just underwater"

[@BossArmy75]

“What you’ve done there Hammond, is make it more aerodynamic” Hammond view on life is quite innocent

[@phipsy6941]

The thumbnail convinced me to watch this

[@lucaskloen5110]

2:31 had me laughing

[@RTek1986]

4:01 No, no, no. They're called the ROZZERS.

[@damienparks3549]

I feel like they sometimes say stupid for but it's funny though like hammond's asking may which of his arms are broken

[@devongarvie6261]

getting Hammond to host "The Science of Stupid" was either a dumb idea or a stroke of ironic genius

[@eltzrothm1]

May asks if Clarkson's brakes are squeaking and he responds with, "No they're birds. That's bird song." 😂

[@Msfiona69]

Absolutely Brilliant.. I cracked up at this.. Really good funny bits.. 💕💕💕

[@kimmathis1945]

They never were stupid! Besides the wildlife documentaries they provided the most sophisticated content for the BBC.

[@BarbadosBeerFestival]

The shoot gun part freaks me out lol

[@mnitams276]

James' iconic line "does that mean, he/she is not coming on the?"

[@Aquitanic]

I feel like the most genuine laughs came from the least scripted parts.

[@D.H.1082]

"I have haven't I?" "...Goodbye." Hammond proceeds to get shot, out of a cannon, into the sun.

[@jaguareagle7026]

I never seen that shotgun scene I am crying XD

[@jamalsargio382]

3:31 there you go

[@DeanMoxley87]

Or as Jeremy says Stu-pid

[@dilfs.9196]

Schupid

[@m1co294]

Schtupd

[@courageinthedark]

"put the deer in the town " I can't breathe 🤣😆!! this whole video cured me

[@ChristopherDobey]

Love me a Top Gear compilation

[@CutestDemon]

'well james, he's now chum underwater, so thats a no.' 'mhgnmmm yeh....'

[@timw6928]

Asbergers ... Asparagus tomayto tomato simple mistake

[@decodolly1535]

*Aspergers

[@m1co294]

I don't get this, are you insulting the english accent or something?

[@smoothie9931]

But... it sounded nothing like asparagus. I'm so confused

[@charles_thesecondmanthing]

They're not stupid, It's just that their Inteligence is soo briliant, we can't comprehend it

[@Andre-uu5xv]

"Which arm" lmao