James May Chatting and Impressing Girls Compilation

James may chatting up girls and trying to impress them intern making him an awkward person.
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episode
alfa romeo 11.3
Monaco hatchback Italy 17.2
India
13.2 teenage cars
Majorca 13.6
Maserati wedding 15.3
itlay super car police officer 18.1
14.7 sign post
GT Toyota yaris picture 3.10

[@camelback5924]

The most James May thing I’ve ever heard is him explaining he owns a lawn mower for it being an example of engineering and not for mowing his lawn

[@timothy1787]

Dude! I was watching the grand tour and clarkson told Hammond “do you know what he did last weekend, he took his girlfriend across London to the Victoria Albert museum, to look at an exhibition of plywood” Omfg I’ve never cried so much laughing before😂

[@MrWolfSnack]

James lives in the middle of London in an old workshop, he has no lawn!

[@mangoshake]

Is that from the India special

[@MrRohanThomas]

@@mangoshake yeah it is

[@Thawhid]

@McLarenBMW if I ever buy a lawnmower that's the first thing I'll do 🤣. When I was little I use to put light objects oin my fan as it use to sound like an engine

[@topkekfilmproductions3464]

James May: the anti-simp

[@lackofmemes240]

lmao

[@adorabasilwinterpock6035]

ew yall using the word ”simp”

[@Licw-Luxus]

@aii diablo simp is one of the dumbest words in recent internet speak

[@Murtagh653]

@@Licw-Luxus using super to emphasise a point ("this is super good") is even dumber, as is using "y'all" in text form where no accent is inhibiting your ability to say "you all". both are more widespread.

[@enoughwastedtime5293]

@@Nate-uf4xk you don’t even realise you are a simp lmao

[@toby5474]

Love how out of 20 years there's only a minute of him impressing women

[@MarsofAritia]

there's the whole episode with that girl co driver

[@theamateurlancia]

@@MarsofAritia yes, and she actually looked interested in May

[@adithyamahesh6961]

He needs only a minute to impress a woman

[@TheGuitarMan71]

Behind the scenes he pulls mad

[@herpderp3131]

I mean the rest is a bit too R-18 to be shown on youtube.

[@ministig63ace]

They're hot for james may right now!

[@thescpfoundationohm9125]

best line in the video and the music is funny too

[@CrazyPanda688]

My favourite ever top gear episode 😂😂

[@rogehmarbi]

I always thought they said "Say 'honk' for james may right now", what do I know

[@thestig8389]

Yes

[@harikings4585]

Which episdoe

[@rogehmarbi]

"He's going to say 'hello' just you wait..." "Hello-"

[@MirrorMonolith]

They forgot to add that one actually

[@Wilsondude]

my fav one and they forgot to put it in lmao

[@theamateurlancia]

can any of u link me the episode for that?or the scene at least. thank you

[@DeanMoxley87]

@@MirrorMonolith that how you chat to an woman. You start with Hello Quote James May

[@saghwteam]

​@@theamateurlancia Can't remember the exact episode number, but it's the one where they built their electric car (the Geoff / Eagle i-Thrust, can't remember). They ran out of battery so they had to plug it in at a restaurant. James asked the waitress if they could charge their car there, and Clarkson -Hammond duo said that line when the two watched James asking the girl

[@mangoshake]

They actually end up interested if James talks long enough

[@ImMagnetz]

They'd end up kissing him just to shut him up.

[@purplecoffinman8510]

@@ImMagnetz it's an impressive strategy, this.

[@davesoverthere]

I think that's a form of stockholm syndrome.

[@purplecoffinman8510]

@@davesoverthere it's Stockholm syndrome, but the girls can leave

[@orancallaghan4288]

Stockholm syndrome

[@aquafresh3150]

I love how James stands ominously in the back and just says "hello" like a serial killer

[@Pete_Finch]

That remains possibly the hardest I've laughed at TG/TGT to this day, and that's a high bar

[@dannyseely7100]

which Ep and Season is it?

[@markcf83]

You have to start with hello.

[@MrT_Rex]

He literally spawn from nowhere like a Dark Soul boss

[@jdapaul1351]

@@dannyseely7100 S11 E3, I think. Alfa Romeo challenge.

[@waxwinged_hound]

James IS unusual. I'm actually intrigued whenever he goes rambling on about something. For some reason it still manages to be interesting even if I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about.

[@TheDutchMitchell]

the most interesting boring man

[@TheDansonT]

Honestly, between all three of them I believe I’d enjoy hanging out with James May the most.

[@anomalyp8584]

It's his voice :)

[@StreetDrilla]

@@TheDansonT no Jeremy. No one deserves hammond because he looks too nice so you have to censor yourself and James will get boring after 10 minutes.

[@danielhenderson762]

Isn't he just playing his character though?

[@JumpeJampe]

We all try to chat and impress girls like James May, that's why we are single

[@kainoa3078]

we don’t need girls, we have our cars! lonely drivers club for life! ✊😭

[@Korpiainen]

Well, still better option than simping...

[@mr.dankengine]

@@Korpiainen Damn! Ngl that Borg Warner turbo be lookin' kinda thicc tho

[@Bootyavenger]

Except he isn't single, and we are :')

[@gaelortega7637]

@@kainoa3078 who needs them? lonely drivers have each other lol

[@princeofls9710]

- “I have been rescued, and I haven’t even broken down” - “hello”

[@youvebeengreeked]

That last one is absolute gold XD Just standing there like some serial killer "Hello."

[@JetFalcon710]

I especially love how he's nowhere in the frame when Jeremy's speaking, and his posture makes him look like he just spontaneously materialized right then and there

[@ElNino6555]

Or "Have you ever been to Hammersmith?"🤣

[@noir-214]

1:47 Meanwhile hammond is sitting in his car acting cool

[@Zeigler_]

Have you ever been to Hammersmith?

[@GTAMODMAKER1]

Yes it's just like Monaco actually!

[@daylineli]

H A M M O N D S M I T H

[@armands3153]

No, I haven't.

[@georgem3197]

Yes

[@razor5cl]

I live in Hammersmith, and not too far from James May actually! My mate has seen him in the street a few times too

[@ajt9592]

you gotta start with Hello!

[@newbornwiccan948]

Hello 🙂

[@jimpickens4]

@Bilal Khalid yes no one but James May does that you are a very smart cameljockey

[@taaamas7785]

You're in a corn field. You're lost, all turned around and your phone is nowhere to be seen. You're far out from any other building or person. You listen to the silent rustling of the corn, making out nothing but a very subtle and distant... "Hello."

[@mannsjewellery]

@Bilal Khalid Wrong he pronounces it correctly HELLO

[@BloBlas123]

and then stand there looking like stephen Kings "IT"

[@KidneyFailureGaming]

Bonjourno.

[@ianghose1]

Buongiorno

[@newbornwiccan948]

James may 😕🤨

[@ben4950]

Antonio Margharitiiiii

[@benporter770]

Joel Johnson it’s italian

[@patrickbateman4148]

Gorlami

[@JetFalcon710]

I love how James May looks like he doesn't belong in half the places he's been in. The yacht at the beginning is a prime example of that; all those ladies have fancy dresses and most of the guys have suits, and then there's James sitting among them and looking like he came out of a thrift store

[@bartdegryse9345]

most of it was staged ofc, no =P?

[@QF_Dan72]

That's me when i tried to socialise

[@codyC423]

The lady's response to, "do you think it would look a bit sexier in glasses" gets me every time

[@palashbhaumik42069]

You can tell she had the hots for James May

[@IVR02]

Oh god I relate to that lawnmower bit. Too often I find myself nerding out about shit to people around me thinking I'm entertaining them, only to realize I'm boring them.

[@TimSlee1]

Only attractive men wearing a tuxedo can pull off impressing people about mundane shit like the history of wine or champagne.

[@mpa1931]

Same here, and me oblivious to the cringe faces they are doing

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

James May: Hello

[@paolognt9870]

1:45 I can't..."hello", to damn funny😂😂😂

[@macman975]

🤣🤣Same here. That makes me laugh way more than it should🤣🤣

[@mattwill5732]

😂😂😂😂😵

[@MrWolfSnack]

It's because he's standing there ominously with all the rigidity of when you first see Hannibal Lecter in "Silence Of The Lambs"

[@JetFalcon710]

@@MrWolfSnack He looks like he just materialized there three seconds ago

[@crabsy6452]

Who dosent love him just standing straight and saying hello

[@lachlanwood61]

James' "hello" is always the cutest thing

[@CallMeMrX]

"Pretend to yawn and look bored, that's what we are paying you for after all."

[@CallMeMrX]

@wut something Yep. It is a good show, the scripting is just more obvious in these scenarios.

[@wowassault]

@B Of Our Time B Your life is staged.

[@seanoreilly1832]

Seriously man... of course its scripted, if you think you are the first to figure that out, im sorry. It has been scripted since the very start. Like all TV.

[@CallMeMrX]

@@seanoreilly1832 No way, I really thought I was the first. 🙃

[@Genius_at_Work]

@@seanoreilly1832 I think you can really see how it got more and more scripted; take the Renault Espace Convertible for Example. It used to be three Blokes having some unscripted Fun with old rubbsh Cars, only the going out with a Bang (aka torching a Car Wash Machine) was entirely scripted. In later Seasons, every Line they say and every bit of the Roof collapsing would have been scripted.

[@trevorhannon900]

he's very smart, and unfortunately it's not often appreciated.

[@JetFalcon710]

Yeah. If I had to pick one of these three to hang out with for a day, I'd probably go with James

[@user-bm8pl4uw9o]

@@JetFalcon710same,i would learn how my car works,how he has a lawnmower because its cool,how cool a Panda is,how to do a handbrake turn and many stuff,he is filled with every good info,he is a boomer yet he is very cool

[@aidansoldcorner9796]

"They’re hot for James May right now"

[@georgenathan7446]

hello

[@Sclimenti82]

Aren't we all?

[@BNStudios1]

There's also the one where he asks the waitress in the restaurant if they can use their charger for the electric cars!

[@CrazyPanda688]

“Nooooooooooooo”

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

@@CrazyPanda688 yes :)

[@timmehtimmehtimmehti]

You should do an "all manner of terrible things" video next

[@RegulerShowTV]

yesss there’s so many of these moments

[@example2844]

I honestly feel like James COULD actually pull some girls with his flirting method 😂😂😂😂😂

[@QUARTERMASTEREMI6]

That little "hello" at the end definitely worked! ☺️

[@JetFalcon710]

If you look at the background of some of the scenes in the party at the beginning, you can see that some of the ladies actually seemed pretty interested in him

[@aFruitDealer]

@@JetFalcon710 :38 i felt like she got instructed to act sleepy. 1st. the subtle giggle of acknowledgement, then the yawn

[@JetFalcon710]

@@aFruitDealer Yeah, and another girl like 19 seconds in looked especially interested -- there was some smiling and strong eye contact even when James was looking away

[@poika22]

It's almost like it's a TV show with a running joke that James is boring everyone, when in reality James is a charismatic enough dude to be the presenter of multiple TV shows.

[@lukasbarnes]

“YOU HAVE TO START WITH HELLO” Me, an intellectual: “Hello There”

[@trishchepish]

I love how James said "buongiorno" in a much more Italian way than an actual Italian can do (I'm Italian so I loved how he went for the vocal emission). And the way he was standing is just funny as hell. And I have to say that the "hello" in the Alfa Romeo challenge is pure history of the Top Gear programme. I have always been a big fan of James when I used to watch Top Gear with my dad, the Italian dubbers made it fun, but without it you can clearly get the jokes and every dumb thing they have possibly said in this programme. God I miss those old times

[@whochairs]

Jokes aside I bet there's a good percentage of ladies that are hot for James May. I know there's cameras on them but just look at the girl at :13 , that's some strong eye contact and smiling even when james is looking away, but they cleverly edited it to make them seem bored. James has that unique type of charm that you can only get from not trying to be charming and just being genuinely him. Like that person at the pub you have nothing in common with but they're passionate about what they're talking about so they're fun to listen to.

[@RD19902010]

being a renowned and well off TV presenter doesn't harm either, and he seems to have a pleasant personality

[@bartdegryse9345]

they're hot for James May right now!. if you know, you know x)

[@Zleun]

i hate to break this to you. but smiling is very easily faked

[@Black.Sabbath]

Omg I hope you don't approach girls with that level of delusion

[@AirShark95]

Now I can confidently say that I can sum up my dating life in two words: "James May"

[@RJ22]

1:46 when you get a match on Tinder

[@AleLGB]

My parents: "University classes will be so interesting, you will enjoy them!" University classes:

[@folou9199]

That's one awesome university, then.

[@raidomets7653]

No they are even more tiresome. Not to mention endless seminars and group studies.

[@simonbattye8369]

Scientists: The world and the human population is in danger of a catastrophic disaster due to extreme over-consumption. James May: I own a lawn mower, but I don't have a lawn.

[@MyName-sx3mr]

@Smattless Are you serious? Why on here? Please.

[@jimpickens4]

@Smattless Meanwhile you are our shining beacon in the darkness gallantly rescuing the 'sheeple' from their hubris, right? I wish your kind would at least become self-aware.

[@TraceLight]

@Smattless it’s a joke mate. But you are right.

[@justaninja1]

"Oooh...Mountains" 😂😂

[@evanmacdonald9632]

Aye that’s what I said!

[@JakeRoot]

"I think you're quite unusual" is one of my favorites quotes of all time.

[@change4066]

He's so relatable, it makes me wanna die 😂 the amount of poor girls I've bored to death at parties 😂

[@randomdoofy]

Cute blonde: *Yawns” James May: Are you yawning? In the middle of my explanation?

[@somestranger8104]

hes always on his sigma grindset

[@decodolly1535]

1:16 - Is that Mary Beard?! And that restaurant fascia could do with an update. London lost the "01" dialling code in 1990!

[@samuelmcneill2816]

Yes it is

[@haydnmarsh9971]

The quick cut to James and the hello always gets me

[@Alexander-ns9yv]

1:39 Even cat is seeking cover from this masculine energy.

[@soulassassin0g]

James May, the only person in the world that owns a lawnmower but doesn't actually use it because he has no lawn to mow.

[@elijahgemmill2000]

I would actually love having James may as my lecturer

[@richardmabe4186]

Hilarious! May and the lawn mower with the two Indian girls had me in stitches.

[@chrispage611]

Thank you for making this sir. In these troubled time we needed this.

[@daciasandero8536]

*its like Monaco in many ways, have you ever been to Hammersmith?* JM 2009?

[@nazart7830]

“Oh mountains!!” I said the exact same thing when I saw her on that episode

[@Caroleonus]

You had me at "Hello."

[@peter-johndamonse5035]

1:07 "Buongiorno" 😁👌🏽

[@peter-johndamonse5035]

@Furry Police Are you with her🤨?? It's the Italian spelling of the word as far as Google tells me.

[@maxbroyden135]

Literally said a week ago that you should make this compilation. You must be God. I’m subscribing.

[@User-su3ut]

James is my favourite TV personality.

[@rubymcmullen2403]

I love james with all my heart

[@ferrariscuderia4290]

Gotta love the epic James May "hello" lol!

[@tommygarson8592]

James is awesome. just lives life

[@mukeo918]

0:24 thanks for leaving Hammond's commentary

[@platinumchill607]

He's just reminded them all of their Dad's by talking AHAHAH

[@celsius418]

“Mountains!” I was thinking the same thing love.

[@S..527]

I would describe myself as james may without the knowledge of cars.

[@milandas8458]

Nee je bent Mark Rutte

[@S..527]

@@milandas8458 r/woooosh

[@JetFalcon710]

I think I'd also describe myself as James May, except mostly with military aircraft _(especially stealthy/highly specialized ones like the SR-71 Blackbird, F-117 Nighthawk, and B-2 Spirit)._ There's a handful of cars I really like, though, such as the Lamborghini Sesto Elemento, Zenvo ST1, and Dodge M4S Turbo Interceptor

[@lucas82]

James May is such a gem of a human being.

[@iantoevans1864]

Thanks, I enjoyed that

[@PortsTM]

Admit it. You came here for ... "Hello..."

[@nileshsahu6023]

I like the sarcasm behind this video's tittle!

[@empirecook]

I remember that “Bonjourno” clip from when I first watched it years ago. I still laugh as much now as I did then at his face

[@kurtsudheim825]

Ya, she was a real stiff, unless she's just like that for work

[@iDramex]

Ironically this is his shortest compilation on here

[@buddyguy4723]

now this is the comic relief this year needed

[@jesperpsv98]

James may is the most interesting uninteresting bloke ever

[@Mustangsenuka15]

hello was the best one yet

[@mr.2x.t288]

You left out the part where James was driving a cab and was talking to these tipsy girls in his car and Hammond in the narration says “Yes, the unmistakable sound of a woman PRETENDING to be interested...”

[@lucaslu5125]

Damn, I need a 10hours version of James May speaking, such that I can finally have a good sleep

[@ThePope2003]

Acc started laughing so much when he asked u ever been to Hammersmith

[@lukeysharp94]

@0:46 You're right, those are some pretty beautiful mountains

[@e70_x5_guy4]

The one where he just says “hello” is absolutely hilarious

[@derrickclark7175]

that last little hello at the end

[@Quint1836]

I can't help but notice it's a very shot compilation 😂😂😂

[@bataafeub2472]

That last one fantastic

[@richardhoff5255]

Hahahaha great compilation

[@hidegohandaru]

I laughed just by looking at the title

[@zaidsiddiqui6413]

This is good stuff. I gotta write some of this down

[@JamesBond-rv1kk]

I was looking at her mountains

[@LJohann]

HAHA BRUH

[@LuminousAnima]

@@LJohann BRUH MOMENT

[@RohanSanjith]

Girls don't have mountains

[@kurtsudheim825]

@@RohanSanjith do toy mean the valleys? They're not as pretty, but much nicer when you go there

[@RohanSanjith]

@@kurtsudheim825 I don't understand

[@Tony-112]

"..and I haven't even broken down." May: "Ello!"

[@hannibal975]

No one: James may: “Hello 🧍🏻”

[@franziska7140]

1:08 she looks like the female version of Klaus Kinski (actor)

[@KissMyFatAxe]

The last clip always has me in stitches 😂😂

[@iaw7406]

hEllO

[@QUARTERMASTEREMI6]

You had me at hello! ☺️😁❤️

[@JetFalcon710]

"H e l l o ."

[@511dydy]

That bonjuorno always cracks me up

[@dashcharger24]

We can learn a lot of James May. :)

[@southofheaven15]

Jams will never be simp.

[@poot111111]

Once the cameras are off James pulls birds left, right, and center.

[@Archman155]

james may is literally me fr

[@ryancrane2815]

Mays game is immaculate

[@The66680]

My favorite presenter of the 3.

[@LasseHuhtala]

James might well be my spirit animal.

[@Penge88]

0:45 xD *yaaaaaawn* MOUNTAINS!

[@Samuel-wr9xh]

The fact that the video only lasts 1.48 minutes is the most funny thing XD

[@KoeSeer]

idk about the girls, but as a guy, i'd like someone to talk with like james may. he is proficient in the topics, he explains well and concise, in a very pleasing tone that doesn't sound preachy or condenscending. he is just like a wikipedia talking to you.

[@T0MMYVP]

My favourite of the three

[@KlingonGamerYT]

Now Sean Connery is gone all we have left is James......James May

[@joashchechet1675]

The name is May, James May

[@willingless3389]

the petrol station where james says 'hello' is Gulf fosse fuel express in Leamington Spa. realised when i drove past today

[@raqeeblewis5216]

1:41 I think your quite unusual 😂😂😂I lost it

[@user-uc1ze9uj6e]

The goat of waffling 😂😂😂