Trisha Paytas' poetry is unbelievably bad....

After taking a look at Gabbie Hanna's awful poetry, we move on to the true monster that's been here all along Trisha Paytas. Her book "101 poems about my ex boyfriend" is quite possibly one of the worst pieces of literature that I have ever read.
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Editors:
James Marriott
Cynic Snacks ( / @cynicsnacks )

[@JamesMarriott]

I caved. Trisha is on Spotify.

[@JamesMarriott]

open.spotify.com/track/7uOkMWSRL1bUZOvojdI7Fy?si=2p3NNh9DTYWLwwPUNoLDmg

[@fadeyka9879]

YOU LISTENED TO IT???

[@l.1617]

what have they done to you

[@noraxxx6342]

Wait.... you listened

[@earlphantomhive]

James Marriott hAHA YES THANK U 🥺💞💞

[@YukiLeiu]

At least 90% of this book isn’t plagiarized like gabbies.

[@alexandriagrace8195]

Michayla Lawrence explain

[@yoon2917]

It was plagiarized? We need more context pls.

[@afnanalnajar9196]

Mailark lolol tweets r now poems

[@amazingabby25]

At least she wrote her own poems and they were really Trisha

[@novirose6253]

@@greenxmango8049 If you change it "a little" that's still considered plagiarism because you're using someone else's intellectual property/ words without crediting them.

[@allie4085]

time is relative beauty is relatives ex boyfriends aren't relatives

[@dawnbreak3299]

Its like two of his favorite poets came up with a poam to fill a psp

[@shawted2799]

No, this is alabama

[@mrsstealyourgirl2082]

....are you sure?

[@ej6975]

Are you sure 🤠

[@taylorswiftsucks]

THIS GOT ME

[@starseer73]

As an English student, I’m so annoyed that these terrible writers are able to publish such awful, awful “poetry”

[@ladycaticorn2950]

I'm an English major and writer. I'm grossed out by Trisha's and Gabbie's poetry. :/

[@otherpill7008]

What's your opinion about rupi kaur?

[@Smores101]

Sorry, I’m just replying to see if you answer the Rupi Kaur question because I’m curious. You don’t have to reply to me because if you reply to the other person I’ll get notified. Sorry for being annoying 😂

[@thessdeleane1795]

I’ve been taking writing classes for 2 years and I’m in p a i n

[@gracemulholland5328]

As an English speaker and a person who has read at least two books I am angered too hahahha

[@ambera9862]

Honestly, the claim by James that Trisha’s poems sound like a 12 year old wrote them, is just an insult to twelve year olds.

[@scusachannel1682]

I could've done better than this in 3rd grade.

[@putent9623]

I'm 13 and ur right it's an insult to 12 year olds

[@knobblesobble]

putent thanks for letting us know

[@cxsmic4621]

Don’t take it so seriously, it’s literally a simple joke that means her work is basic and crappy.

[@jforjerms1849]

Let’s play spot the 12 year old

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

When you realize that mumble rappers have a better grasp of the English vocabulary than Trisha in this book.

[@amthewizard1]

Jellal?

[@raileyking725]

You’re everywhere

[@akito1627]

Get a mustache

[@pipes4306]

I see you more than Justin Y

[@kelceyc1509]

Sad day

[@philippa2772]

her and gabbie hanna think they’re writing “poetry” when it’s just a few words in an unusual format that they found on tumblr in 2016

[@megadiancie751]

The last pizza slice. It is Wet With body drug And my tears. And it will be (Smacking noises) Devoured.

[@crystalmckenzie8448]

@@megadiancie751 beautiful

[@thugsnstuff4046]

Philippa Georganas kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y56wf52ChdqsZs0

[@crystalmckenzie8448]

@@thugsnstuff4046 new favourite youtuber

[@naenae9727]

Trisha’s is still better though

[@kamrekikhidki]

You're a real hero James, letting your brain cells die like that...reading these piece of works, so we don't have to, you're a hero.

[@blackandalittleyellow]

Yep and also earn some money

[@crybaby-zo9fw]

and spend money on those books.

[@whaleness1425]

Trisha Patas poetry book sounds like a card from cards against humanity.

[@mackenziegibbs3516]

BWAHAHAHA😂😂 yes I love that game.

[@b1ttersweet869]

Oh my god yes

[@waterbaguette2024]

Does Aiazawa like cucumbers?

[@zo81677]

Whale Ness cards against humanity and mad libs have a collab = Trisha Paytas poetry book

[@revenant9382]

So does the cover of the book honestly

[@C13.3XE]

The editing in the music bit is so underrated. James literally got his editor/self to frame by frame track his face onto the dancer at multiple angles just for a total of like 7 seconds screen time throughout the whole bit.

[@uvotmin]

IKR, I was amazed by the editing

[@CynicSnacks]

It did take a while, but I think we can all agree it was worth it.

[@eioLIVE]

Cynic Snacks Thank you for your hard work :D

[@kapy7791]

Time stamp?

[@hater123456]

time stamp is 10:12 :)

[@taliavoider]

“Time is relative, beauty is relative, family is relatives.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@peachymain]

Talia Voider isn’t this a poem by gabby hannah

[@sherine5980]

Patricia Hernández yes it is

[@auraw2262]

@@peachymain fun fact it wasn't even Gabbie's own work she stole it

[@ihatetwinks99]

Aurora Wilbraham From who???

[@auraw2262]

@@ihatetwinks99 I'm not sure but it was one of those posts that often circulate on social media y'know those that are either shitposts or philosophical

[@meggsb7260]

She literally ripped off of Milk and Honey with that cover

[@beefykeith48]

Megan Black and Milk and Honey ripped off heaps of comedians/vine stars. ah, the cycle continues.

[@Hannah-kr1xh]

princeyocker that’s not milk and honey that’s milk and vine which is a parody OF milk and honey

[@Yumecha36]

Okay- but Milk and Honey can hardly be called poetry either, lol

[@sadboistorm2588]

Hannah Mckendrick no, they’re talking about how milk & honey is practically plagiarised. they stole another poets style & did it badly.

[@boleyn8463]

@@Yumecha36 true words

[@gnat5597]

Why won't anyone talk about James' singing. Sorta made my day.

[@user-ck1zi8qf4i]

same

[@heidi-kr2xi]

same

[@supernoodle704]

same

[@manuhendriks4302]

I like his singing! 😊

[@gnat5597]

@@manuhendriks4302 As we all should.

[@brittc4598]

At least Trisha didn’t write an entire poem basically saying she only wrote it to fill space and get paid lmao both bad.... but Trisha’s>Gabbies for sure.

[@nooneanonymous3340]

Yeah, some of Trisha’s seem to mean something, at least to her. But Gabbie’s is just like scrolling through the webpage for justgirlythings

[@homaralexanderxg]

oh yeah, In Gabbie's book it mentioned so many times about how she got a book deal and doesn't know what to do with the space. I'm just like, wtf.

[@SeymanurYazici]

You literally saying trash>trash, SHIT IS SHIT DUDE

[@jasper5064]

Şeymanur Yazıcı some garbage is better than others. some reeks of awful odor and some don’t. gabbies book reeks. trisha is meh still bad but not as awful

[@jc-fw8dp]

They're both equally bad hahahahahahah

[@pemalhamo3818]

Her book is the Walmart version of “Milk and honey” by Rupi Kaur.

[@SavvyMuhon]

Rupi Kaur’s poetry is also bad, but Trisha Paytas makes her poetry look like Emily Dickinson’s.

[@eh-gm8pb]

milk and honey is the walmart version of milk and honey

[@cheezburgers6343]

Sarah O lmao it’s actually really bad

[@peytonp8512]

Sarah O amanda’s poems are honestly my guilty pleasure. among the shorter poems, there are some gems! i can’t remember the name of one of them, but in the mermaids voice returns in this one, she has this gorgeous piece about her mother

[@peytonp8512]

Sarah O but yeah, some of them can be a little lazy

[@brie]

“i wouldn’t even describe soup as warm and wet” i’m eating soup rn and i don’t want it anymore...

[@Naima-ce8so]

SOUP

[@brie]

Do you like Soup? iconic

[@Graycata]

It's got the 'soupy' texture to it

[@maranell808]

Are all the "food stains" actually printed on the pages? It doesn't look artistic it just looks dirty

[@starseer73]

M S I think that’s James just typing it up lol

[@marley92282]

Much like Trisha.

[@waterbaguette2024]

Tasty

[@izzym3970]

M S no james just put them there

[@etps4444]

Makes me feel pretty disgusted, lol.

[@rosieolde]

The book literally looks like Milk and Honey written by Rupi Kaur *creativity left the chat*

[@dreadrayton4818]

I actually thought I was the only person who saw that, no one else is mentioning it.

[@liliswann01]

Lolllll so right, I thought it was the same at first and got sooooo confused!

[@noneya7910]

I think it may even be the same font

[@ghoulatypical3173]

Rupi Kaur's books are shit n all

[@zaboringo4624]

My brother was literally reading this book while i was watching

[@tiffanyanderson1331]

Trisha: Hey can I copy your homework Rupi Kaur: Yeah just change it up a bit to not make it obvious. Trisha:

[@ellievxds5143]

FR THO

[@leilanyx]

i love rupi's poetry so i'm offended trisha would dare even try and copy anything from her oml

[@lumistarrr7873]

LOL

[@merlinmediagroup]

@@leilanyx Are you serious? Rupi herself is guilty of copying other people's poetry, particularly Nayyirah Waheed's.

[@ONASlS]

Nathan Crofton-Bond Can I get some type of link for proof?

[@user-tl2up7zc9o]

I'm 13 and I enjoy writing and reading a lot, I actually wanna be a writer one day. And this tells me that even the shittiest books can get published, so now I have no doubt I'll reach a bestseller one day.

[@kennemedia01]

It's about the connections too. I want to be a screenwriter...and oh boy the shitty movies I've seen, but I understand that movies that are intended to be bad got greenlit bc the writer probably had connections to a producer who agreed to put their money into that shit bring made(if that's not how the movie process works, forgive me)...but yeah. It's all about the fame and networking

[@MsLPSFOREVER]

Agreed

[@aersyne]

Honestly though. I’m 13 myself, and I’ve been writing a story about a young medieval knight. He isn’t a squire out of due time, but he is an honorary knight as he saves the king from sudden death. I am writing the story with my friend, and even if he comes up with some prompts, I was originally meant to be just the editor. I now write a lot of the story and assist him in making the storyline make sense. If you also write a story, I wish you the best of luck. If you’re certain you’d never make a writing mistake, that’s good, but if you’re unsure of your writing, you might want to have a friend that is relatively good at writing to help you edit and supply you with your pages. So far I have 5 chapters, and 33 pages. I wish you the best of luck on your writing endeavor regardless.

[@patriciaadamczyk6219]

@@kennemedia01 I wanna be a screenwriter too, damn I thought I was the only one lol. We should write something together one day.

[@kennemedia01]

@@patriciaadamczyk6219 We definitely should! Got to unite during these hard times!

[@TheHalfGingerGamer]

“I call this one the belly brusher” -James Marriott 2020

[@tarynestrada3760]

It's like James has never heard of 69ing before? Or, maybe she doin Reverse Cowgirl riding his face and just falls forward to suck him off when she finishes... I mean, duh? I know young ppl be online instead of fucucking, but c'mon nowww... @inabber explain it to them.

[@PatBirdSk8]

Taryn Estrada love a bit of salmon

[@avocado3-in-182]

Taryn Estrada it could be 69 vers. 2

[@brenosilvamorais2510]

@@tarynestrada3760 but in 69 the bellies doesn't touch, is chest to belly.

[@tarynestrada3760]

@@brenosilvamorais2510 lmao ummm idk im 4'11 and my hub 5'4 itty bitties and we just tested it out (for science) and though we were not belly button to belly button, it seemed like the front chest to hip area got enough overlap id call it bellies... Now remember trisha kinda short, she fek tall guys with big beer bellies. I feel like her logistics are accurate. I'm just not about to watch some Jason Nash/Trisha Paytas porn to confirm lol. I don't think...

[@76clouds16]

“This won’t be on Spotify” Me: I feel personally attacked

[@hannahbloom]

It is now

[@caysy9156]

Random person: So what type of books do you like? James: It's complicated-

[@subs-ov6rb]

At least her poems aren’t like: SAD isfied

[@elmosworld6579]

Time is relative Beauty is relative Family... is relatives

[@subs-ov6rb]

Elmos World Oh fuck no not this 😭

[@elmosworld6579]

@Justine Ruby Mayo _rewind_

[@miamicra1836]

@Beth Aspin I remember those soldier boys tripping over themselves to win our praise, but Alexander I'll never forget the first time I saw your face. I have never been the same. Intelligent Eyes in a Hunger Pane Frame. And when you said 'Hi' I forgot my dang name set my heart aflame every part aflame this is not a ga~me.

[@Cruxifck]

@@miamicra1836 My name is Angelica Schuyler

[@angelaberardo9204]

2014: every youtuber was borderline contractually obligated to write a book 2020: they actually think they can be poets even though they probably haven't taken an English class of any sort in like 10 yrs

[@FMP346]

More like: Thrisha Paytas' poetry is believably bad....

[@cammeralea]

Yeah

[@katef8564]

*trisha

[@naenae9727]

But still better than gabbie’s

[@pennyystone]

@@katef8564 oh so ur THAT person-

[@ashleypisarts]

Fayliure Hate those people.

[@carlyvandersluys]

ok so i’ve decided to showcase one of my third grade poems to compare; “there once was a very fast hare, who ate nothing but juicy green pears. he had very quick feet, and he never ate meat, but really nobody cares.” - 2011 me i honestly think it’s better than some of hers 😳😳

[@gamerfrog5832]

its reaally good :) well done third grade you

[@Estaaa1306]

It is better

[@JolieGirl2002]

pairs

[@void4067]

That's a pretty nice poem

[@isaacfogarty2505]

Mmmyeeeaassss

[@petscopkid]

Gabbie: **makes horrific book of poems** Trisha: *WELL TWO CAN PLAY THAT*

[@qumi369]

Two can play at that game

[@frajpaj5760]

I really want to like this but I dont want to ruin the 69 likes :(

[@sageivu]

hers is still better than gabbies

[@cantwegivelove]

The fact that all I can imagine is Celeste screaming at both of them because of your pfp omg

[@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916]

Don't flatter them they were never even in the game

[@annika6592]

James we will ask you this nicely one time and one time alone. PUT THAT BANGER OF A SONG (lol get it?) ON SPOTIFY OR WE WILL COME FOR YOU

[@SolarBubblesTv]

Yes!

[@sirjeof5077]

And make an official music video, or else...

[@corina8796]

@@sirjeof5077 thought that was the official video ? 😳

[@natlouise2059]

PUT IN ON APPLE MUSIC JAMES PLEASE

[@annika6592]

@@natlouise2059 YES

[@jessiemoyer6824]

me: can we get poetry my mom: we have poetry at home the poetry at home:

[@katies5356]

jessie moyer fr

[@avocado3-in-182]

Trishas’ and Gabbi Hanna’s

[@louisa4764]

id like but it has 666 i cant bring myself to do it

[@negalgg5372]

Why the fuck would you wanna buy poetry anyway

[@ixaacm]

- can we get poetry - we have poetry at home - where is the poetry? - right here - mum this is a pantry.

[@annsophieberg3415]

Whenever I feel insecure about my writing, I just gotta remember that this exists

[@atalie5566]

same girl!

[@harrystanden8585]

i find it funny, some lecture teacher on song writing said "write 100 songs, no matter how bad because human brains constantly learn, and theres something seriously wrong if song 100 isn't better than song 1 without you even trying" well up...this poem book is 100 "songs" ...yike

[@intergal6916]

Same 😂

[@AlexisMaria]

As a former teacher...I promise ...you're good.

[@msrainbowmoonfire1802]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@3zriath]

My English teacher would kick my ass if I wrote something like this. How the hell do these people get their stuff published?

[@beepringles4846]

🪦🔫😈 🚶‍♀️ 💥🔫😈 🧍🏻‍♀️ 🕳 👿🔪 🧍🏻‍♀️ 🕳🔫😈 👩‍🦯 🕳🤏😈 🕳⚱️🤏👿 🕳💰🤏😈⚱️

[@beepringles4846]

Grave robbery

[@em84c]

It's self published

[@Merpsicles]

@@beepringles4846 lol the guy acting blind when he saw the knife

[@crybaby-zo9fw]

good connections.

[@thechosenonesosaystheprophecy]

I wrote a poem, opinions? Soft and moist Slimy and pink, Smelly it makes me sick, R A W C H I C K E N.

[@laurenwright767]

IM CRYINF

[@ajaniyoung3838]

Shookspeare could never

[@bunnyboo3336]

Wow. The flavor is immaculate. Never tasted anything like this.

[@frickfrackdiddlydack5052]

this is the only acceptable poem apart from.. baby carrot, so ugly, baby carrot.

[@keishapalma5989]

Love it

[@Mars44875]

James: this song isn’t going to be on Spotify because none of you really want that shit I know. Oh you’d be surprised I’d download it right now tbh

[@ravenp2654]

lucie atkinson right I’m currently drunk throwing up and this song fucking bangs

[@okay7083]

Honestly, I hope someone at least clips this and uploads it.

[@laoaidan2400]

It's pretty catchy ngl

[@knatii6433]

lucie atkinson sameeee

[@clairestcyr8475]

lucie atkinson I would download it rn

[@pamemiliyanov1672]

I don’t which book is worse: Gabbie’s or Trisha’s

[@rue353]

Definitely Gabbie. Neither books are good by any means but some of Trisha's longer poems show an ounce of effort at least.

[@samantharoof7939]

I say Trishas is worse because the whole book just grossed me out 😂. Yes, Gabbie didn’t put as much effort in but, it was so dumb and ridiculous it at least made me laugh a bit.

[@YukiLeiu]

Gabbies cause most of her poems are plagiarized.

[@lyraeilish6485]

Trisha's because frick Trisha.

[@catburglarlyssy]

you should watch rachel oates video on trisha’s poetry, while they’re objectively pretty terrible, there’s certainly some rawness and realness in trisha’s poetry, and she isn’t really trying to be too “fake deep” in her poetry like Gabbie very clearly is, it’s an interesting watch, james doesn’t really go into a lot of the longer ones which is fine but rachel really does a deep dive and analyzes it.

[@HazelGEvans-eb1ig]

"How is he using his tongue AND their bellies are touching??" James, I'm asexual, and I know that means 69

[@Milfuelle100]

Same :p

[@miadurrego5065]

I went looking for this comment 🤣 thanks for saying it I had the same thought

[@P3ony]

Hey me too😁

[@nia.r5988]

Was gonna post this lmao 🤣

[@wooyeah1738]

The turned has tables

[@anthonyz4508]

here’s my poem: *trisha paytas* mmmm mukbang food yum i called my ex a nonce my kitchen floor is my home me and my channel are complete messes this poem doesn’t rhyme because i don’t care 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@chloedawson6955]

Still better than her poetry

[@bellaelleira]

**finger snapping intensifies**

[@avaorourke4679]

Mmmm mukbang food, yum I called my ex a nonce because I’m dumb My kitchen floor is my home Where my stupidity will Rome Yes this poem does suck Like Trisha paytas, one big muck

[@avaorourke4679]

I tried 🤷‍♀️

[@yukikanegawa7470]

She's American she wouldn't say nonce

[@kress3072]

At least these don’t radiate “real eyes realize real lies” energy

[@King5outh]

I’m pretty sure it’s “real eyes realise real lies”

[@KevinMAbraham]

Haha lmaooo

[@kress3072]

Person that's not a people person oh- thanks my guy, I’ll make sure to fix it

[@dasty3314]

GOD I JUST READ YOUR USERNAME AND SCREAMED

[@kress3072]

dasty run I’m comin

[@ninainejwylanbrekker]

*Me:* Mum can I have Milk and Honey *Mum:* No we have Milk and Honey at home *Milk and Honey at home:*

[@cooperwebb7389]

The Milk and Honey at home is still Milk and Honey.

[@popemse2839]

why would you want milk and honey

[@reynhacoezy5510]

popemse Hot milk with honey . There . YOU’RE GONNA GIVE IT TO ME ?!

[@marsmontufar6319]

Danny Devito yeah, it’s bad, why would u want it

[@gloomboyszn]

Did you forget annabeth in the Harry Potter and divergent and the hunger games and the mortal Instruments username

[@juliad857]

To be honest, what bothers me the most is that she used Calibri as a font -- aka the font that Word automatically has set when you open a new document.

[@tae4131]

@@Grexsome he shows the pages in the books to show how the titles and the rest of the poems were basically the same and she did in fact use calibri

[@tae4131]

@@Grexsome i can't tell if that's sarcasm or not tbh

[@tae4131]

@@Grexsome ah fair enough. i expected this level from her though.

[@Hazyla]

@@tae4131 tae? Like poop or...

[@tae4131]

@@Hazyla no it's my name omg 😭😭 my name is taela

[@Raven-ti6tf]

Why is everyone writing poetry all of a sudden lol

[@cattyghostly7414]

It's like writing a novel but you can do it with less effort.

[@cattyghostly7414]

Also: being artistic^tm

[@Kirsten4260]

So they can show 14 year olds how *d e e p* they think they are

[@isabellgleiter6192]

For money

[@SoupyGal]

Quick and easy money

[@aiinvv]

James literally compared two rival's books... next video: Trisha and Gabbie fights over James' video

[@purrgundy]

Epic Rap Battle of Poetry: Trisha vs Gabbie : BEGIN

[@hannah-tl1yy]

Purrgundy oh my god i remember thoseeeee that brought back memories lmao

[@shrek_has_swag2344]

I Don’t Know What To Call This they still make them

[@xochitlsosa7875]

i feel uncomfortable watching the stains of food when he showed the “poems”

[@M33PSTER]

I thought I was the only one! I love books so if I even got a tiny grease stain on it, I'd hate that. Seeing the "stains" on this book was grinding my gears.

[@amaribrent]

toti i was looking for this comment😭😭 it was so gross i would never be able to hold this book

[@starseer73]

toti James formatted it like that when he typed the poems up

[@xochitlsosa7875]

starseer73 i know that! that’s why i said “showed” the poems, i didn’t knew how to express it correctly since english is not my first language :P

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

thats blood not food

[@marley92282]

Can this gibberish actually be classified as “poetry”?

[@arikalamari19]

Right, we need a new word for this type of writing "shoocktry" or "poetube" idk

[@arikalamari19]

@Hector Fraire-Martinez it is money making😕and worthless +also "pootry"👌

[@gdinneroll]

its structured garbage. im sorry- FLAMING GARBAGE

[@alexandriaisokay964]

As a massive literature geek it hurts that this could be called poetry.

[@lizmanxa1488]

I already had a mental breakdown, don't want another one

[@caysy9156]

Lmao

[@hanaan3946]

lol

[@alexb4185]

Aw, I hope your okay!!! Everything gets better and nothing is permanent!

[@isabellaahern5427]

Theyn: *dont care* Trisha: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@laydenh]

Chibi Shrek i wasn’t at that point in the video and i was very confused by this comment

[@annika6592]

"I saw the word 'mess' and the first thing I thought about was Trisha Paytas' channel" ~James Marriott 2020

[@fintrevelyan6337]

Heres a poem Trisha should have written in this book: “Hi diddle De dee, I’m faking DID” Sorry I had to 😂

[@urabouttoloseurjob842]

As someone with all the symptoms of DID,,,, Thanks for this comment I'm genuinely pissed at Trisha

[@olive9514]

@@urabouttoloseurjob842 symptoms????

[@suntae2501]

@@olive9514 like dissociating and amnesia

[@kj147]

Lol that was lowkey better the every poem in this book. 😂

[@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl]

@@urabouttoloseurjob842 I don't even have DID but I'm still so mad at her for mocking the DID and LGBTQ+ community

[@ciara2316]

I feel like bad book club is just James felxing his education

[@lola766]

Don't think you're felxing yours well 🤣

[@mcplumpkin6191]

I felx!

[@radioracha6060]

Actual writers and poets: spend years on their work trying to get published Trisha Paytas after comparing s*x to food: "talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique--"

[@Disorto123]

Shay Greene but for real tho! I’ve been published in a few anthologies and selfpublished my own and it’s truly hard making yourself a name and then she comes around 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@elizahart661]

Lmao

[@mihailodjuric8089]

It is almost unique in how shit it is

[@marlener.5505]

i've spent 9 years writing my own personal poetry. It's not easy knowing how to word how you feel, finding lines that rhyme, etc. and for her to actually put out into the world that shit is compleate BS. but it is "unique", Uniquely Shit "poetry".

[@justanotherpat]

I feel bad for him for having to read these so called books, but damn it's entertaining 😂

[@anaisp.p.9118]

Adding the fact he bought them

[@justanotherpat]

@@anaisp.p.9118 Omg yess it's even worst :o The dedication

[@internetuser7763]

Me: *sees the poem 'Daddy'* Also me: Sylvia Plath would be turning in her grave rn...

[@moss8398]

"My one and only friend" Shane: 😐 Ryland: 😐 Morgan: 😐 Garrett: 😐 Andrew: 😐 James Charles: 😐 Jeffrey Star: 😐 Nikoacado: 😐 Shane's Mom: 😐 David Dobrik: 😐 The rest of her friends: 😐

[@Pufdt]

RIGHT LMAO EJSHDJDJ

[@macias9]

U forgot her newest latest friend Nikacado 🥑 or what ever his-ass name is 😂

[@ellieanated]

oh! don't forget david dobrik (..if they even are still friends)

[@haleighjaneen5884]

Her and david are definitely are not friends anymore

[@damiencook5957]

You just listed all of the scum on KZbin

[@ch3rri]

2014: youtuber books 2019: youtuber makeup lines 2020: youtuber poetry

[@kelceyc1509]

All suck 😂😂😂

[@saraf3933]

1:54. Uhm. Did this “poetry book” not have an editor and/or proofreader? The plural of belly is bellies, not bellys.

[@qumi369]

Honestly I think Trisha grew up thinking that the plural of belly was bellys and didn’t bother looking it up - so she proofread the book and thought everything was correct.

[@nuraliaizzatibintirosli412]

Thank you for that information my guy

[@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl]

I might sound rude and I honestly don't mean to, but I can guarantee that she didn't have a proofreader so she just went by what she thought was correct

[@doe-eyed-goth]

opinions on this poem, perhaps? When I was young I used to dream, About what could, or would, or might have been, All vibrancy and bright colors, Childish hope and naïve wonders, Beautiful adventures and deep exploration, A purpose, a knowledge of where to begin. Nowadays, I still dream, but the colors are all muted, Drenched in misery, not a clue where to begin, But still, I hope, I dream and I wish, About a breakthrough that would help me solve Everything that infatuates, interests, and irritates me so, Problems that shouldn’t exist, Questions with no answers, All shiny and new, ages old and complex, Another thing to worry about, another to solve. But still, I dream, because I know, I promised, That no matter what, if I am to be honest, I will go down fighting for a cause, a purpose, Finding answers to unknown queries, That I will not rest, until I have won, I will survive, I will continue, Carrying on, and then some.

[@sylvies5078]

I really liked this! The rhyme scheme is cool, and there was a lot of awesome imagery.

[@doreenchuwku1333]

it would have been better to end it with,'carrying on, and then overcome' or something close to that. But hey, it is a wonderful poem that made me feel and imagine every single word.

[@kloeybidwell7449]

This is honestly really good :)! I can almost see it being in a poetry book- Like a good one-

[@zumhoferpreiss7774]

Really enjoyed reading this. Like suggested, I agree that "overcome" would fit in at the end. Great imagery, great meaning, I mean I am no expert but I really liked it and your style

[@huy3519]

❤️💯❤️💯

[@wiftooos]

i swear if i see another person that uses the wrong ‘your’-

[@wiftooos]

Caden McMillan *stop, you violated the law*

[@strbmoon]

_your_ very funny

[@mymim3314]

your driving me crazy

[@wiftooos]

kate hates absolutely fuming in my chair at your comment >:(

[@arthuramaral19]

@Caden McMillan Wait, that's illegal

[@salvadorr4727]

Everything Trisha does is just dirty jokes and trolling, this book is probably just a funny bad joke

[@Tefixitafuckme]

I would take out "funny"

[@Kassie9056]

Ew funny have you met Trisha

[@sinner9192]

My teacher: None of y’all even read Me: *Does book club count?*

[@justanotherpat]

Yes it does

[@xzpur3zx]

Gabbie Hanna : I write the worst poetry! Trisha Paytas : Hold my drink.

[@aran8406]

I- HER COVER IS A BLANK COPY OF MILK AND HONEY BY RUPI KAUR

[@nebuvalon]

Walter

[@myplateisempty.4292]

Why does your profile pic fit so well😂👌

[@kalpitakanwar6565]

Yeah ..it looks like..yeah I have seen it somewhere before on a book ..milk and honey looks the same..

[@juiceboxfrog]

OH MY GOD YES

[@duck878]

EXACTLYYYY I THOUGHT THAT ASWELL

[@sedlon2722]

She’s like one of those people who saw that their star sign is good at poems on a snapchat story so she wrote a poem book

[@mazzelynhi4086]

💀💀💀😭😭😭

[@j7055]

This is stolen I-

[@sedlon2722]

judi it isn’t?? did someone steal this off of me or???

[@morgan8952]

i can’t even describe how funny this comment is to me

[@sedlon2722]

@@morgan8952 thank you i forgot i made this

[@brayvenjohnston3691]

Holy shit sorry but that should be on spotify

[@olivialuxstinypurse3120]

Brayven Johnston agreed

[@bridgey5931]

Get this top comment so he can see this

[@brayvenjohnston3691]

@@bridgey5931 lets go don't you think it should be on spotify

[@storm337]

I love how nobody in this comment section can’t let go of “Family is relatives.”

[@darnbog074]

“I call this the belly brusher ” 2:04 ~James Marriott 2020

[@2m8o15]

“Waves are crashing *WOOSH* And i am paralyzed from all of the love macking 3 times feeling his lewve I cant even move *PARAPLEGIC BAAAYBAYY*

[@lurker_za3493]

“These bars make Shakespeare shookespeare” -James Marriott

[@gabriellenaz914]

"I need to go wash my hands" -everyone in 2020

[@b3rriesndcream563]

"this won't be on Spotify" Excuse me?

[@TheRockingRandom]

The song is well put together, and the singing ain't bad, nicely done James. Thanks bad book club for being the muse 😅

[@livr1044]

This series will always be named “Abominovel” for me

[@msfrm3416]

"love mackin" "I can't even muhv" I can't I am dead goodbye world. I can't believe the last thing I did was watch a video about Trisha Paytas' poetry.

[@Yddet12345]

Why do I think there is never going to be a happy James day? Ever

[@maddykate.h]

James: penicillin? Yummy! Me, allergic to penicillin: yummy!

[@kristinag9968]

Saaaame

[@keatonenglund836]

Why is everyone allergic to penicillin

[@kristinag9968]

@@keatonenglund836 tHe VaCcINeS

[@wjndowmspwmd]

Same

[@lvasquez2978]

Omg me tooooo

[@stimkgorl8397]

James reviewing Gabbie's poetry: It doesn't get much worse than this *Then it did*

[@squidly3270]

I can't wait until James is on Genius

[@jesseanthony1886]

"Mmmmmm. Sexy sexy small talk" **does the tiktok ahaha thing** "No don't do it" "How are you" **moans** I watched this 2 days ago and only stopped laughing 2 hours ago and now I'm back where I started

[@thetrashinyourbasement7898]

When was that?

[@rebeccabassanell4495]

thetrashinyourbasement 6:57

[@rebeccabassanell4495]

thetrashinyourbasement 6:57

[@haileyhatesherusername]

Omg I literally died at that moment James is sooo funny

[@spartansquid5931]

Here's a poem I presented in 6th grade to piss off my teacher. "There was a deep submarine, surrounded by deep moist water. Deep wet and warm as it traveled farther, staring at the rock hard ocean floor as it starts to descend, it seems the deep moist water will never end. Hot and sticky gasses shoot out from big masses warming the deep moister all around, as the submarine still descends without making a sound". Needless to say upon further inspection of my poem the teacher wasn't happy.

[@jojo-bt9ds]

Not gonna lie that's an ingenious metaphor.

[@sexualtaco308]

😂😂 I love it

[@spartansquid5931]

@@jojo-bt9ds Thank you for recognizing my intellectual and literary dominance.

[@a.i.rartist8950]

Took me a good minute to realize what this was about 😂

[@swimmyswim417]

Needs more “moist”

[@katyrobson7969]

i’d listen to this song on spotify... just me? okay..

[@episodesfreak]

I would too honestly

[@roseredmayne]

At least Trisha owns up to being untalented...unlike Gabbie “Totally Relatable, Manage Your Expectations” Hanna.

[@itstracer7597]

The song was actually a bop tho you tuned trash into a bop. I’m impressed

[@bilwamokashi305]

The most upsetting part is that there are thousands of highly talented poets out there but the "poetry" books that get published to large audiences are these garbage bags from fakeass qUiRkY KZbinrs😡😡

[@youmaylaughnow9112]

Hello can you rate my poem it is not done please give me criticism Suicide is not your time, Suicide is not your rhyme. Do not follow suicide, it'll lead you to a homicide. If you choose suicide as the answer on the test, You are most likely to get the F Given by Mr. Life.

[@bilwamokashi305]

@@youmaylaughnow9112 hey it's really nice! if you still remember then come back once you complete it, I would love to read the whole thing!

[@youmaylaughnow9112]

(some more lines since it wouldn't let me edit) if you had took the test with Mr. Death You'd get an A, for being right. But as your mind begans to explore, Don't let it go too far, For you see, suicide may claim you today.

[@bilwamokashi305]

@@youmaylaughnow9112 very well written especially considering that it is such a sensitive topic!

[@youmaylaughnow9112]

@@bilwamokashi305 thanks I wrote it for my friend

[@klamityken1233]

Reminders that she's the one who made a rhyme with overdosed and holy ghost

[@mazzelynhi4086]

Lmao

[@asafupps]

At least that’s inventive

[@kendalxoh]

Kenza T. I’ll give her props for that - pretty creative.

[@j_iris]

The poems in the "social media" section seem so emo and they kinda give me a Doki Doki Literature Club vibe (like how the poems in the game eventually got creepier)

[@wwmhd]

i mean, a lot of these are bad, but this was way better than gabbie’s.

[@vbl915]

Chelsea Yes. Was looking for this comment.

[@beefykeith48]

disagree. Gabbies are stupid, but god Trisha's are just plain gross.

[@air6665]

Nope. Trishas one is fucking gross. Gabbies one gave me a headache, trishas one made me puke

[@NotForMe88]

“Haven’t had haddock in a while” Also I think I creamed my self from that singing

[@CaitLeey]

didnt everyone

[@alexgardner9754]

NF is god same my guy hardest nut I’ve ever experienced

[@emma-mv2tn]

no one: james: i’m paralyzed from love mekkin’

[@ameyacoolestcat]

emma I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT HEHEGE

[@sanapotter9053]

I can't even muv

[@aly9568]

i’m 13, and , man that hurt 😔 “it’s made for 13 year olds”

[@xed7even451]

are you being serious?

[@aly9568]

XED7even no? lmao no?

[@Bikkie920]

James's voice gets higher when he's reading something ridiculous I feel like he's slowly going insane 💀

[@KateJRoberts]

James’ voice was great but are we not going to acknowledge his dancing abilities? I was impressed!

[@amrier3685]

Oh god the title “eat me” reminds me of another poem for A level English lit.... it’s scarred me forever. Basically ends with cannibalism sooooo

[@emmanuelaadebisi5743]

Amrie R lol sameeee

[@emmanuelaadebisi5743]

A level lit gang

[@anaalina5964]

You mean Eat Me by Patience Agbabi? I tried to find it and I think that's it...

[@emmanuelaadebisi5743]

Ana Alina that’s the one

[@anaalina5964]

@@emmanuelaadebisi5743 Thank you for telling me.

[@alexraiiiiiii]

these poems have actually inspired me, not because they're good (because they're not even the slightest) but because they make me realize that the world is filled with so many shid, it encourages me to do better, because I dont wanna be like them XD

[@zomb128]

Well, im glad that's what u took from it (As u should)

[@professional_garbage9627]

“The waves are crashing” WHOOSH My favorite part lol

[@lezaanvanwyk9202]

James: "Trisha paytas's poetry is unbelievably bad" Me: eh.. Well it's not like her music is any better.... 😐

[@urban_hoplite7593]

Does she think she can sing?

[@lonlons4668]

Destroyed

[@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210]

Urban_Hoplite Pretty much. It's awful.

[@urban_hoplite7593]

@@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210 oh no. I can see the James marriot video coming. 'Trish paytas thinks she can sing'

[@ninasinkovic4935]

All I can think of when it comes to her music is the Jesus song, and ugh...

[@glutton4081]

Add the damn song on Spotify Like the post so he has no other choice

[@sorentheratgod]

Nobody: James: “mmm Penicillin yum” Me: “ha I’m allergic”

[@ryart579]

Trisha: "it's warm and it's wet and it's just for you" Me, a 17 year old: OH HELL NAAH

[@user-og7qq5zy8p]

ryan idgi why does it matter that you’re 17 👀

[@Lola-zy2vc]

z yeah

[@mrkohai796]

Trisha: mmm yes "pump and dump" me baby anyone: ☹

[@Vyansya]

I can't believe I said this: Trisha's book is better than Gabbie's.... Both are garbage tho so its not saying much.

[@valeriaescamilla9050]

Sooo... I was actually jamming to the song at the end of the video & my 4 year old Daughter was seeing me jam to it & wanted to actually listen to it, so I gave her one of the headphones, and after listening to it mid way she said “it’s alright” & she’s never said that about anything, so I started to laugh, Congratulations, you’ve passed my Daughters standards 👍🏼