You can see Mike's No DEATH playthrough of Contra here kzbin.info/www/bejne/eIqWmpuurNGteq8 See the streams when live here: www.twitch.tv/mikemateilive
@martyjuannaandcannalynn55535 жыл бұрын
Now with 20% more couch punching?
@MzuMzu-nx1em5 жыл бұрын
It's too difficult what were they thinking😤😤😤😤 AAAAASSSSSSS
@MJD2SWEET5 жыл бұрын
hi guys play serious Sam
@supernes64eaa865 жыл бұрын
I hope you do a Halloween games special 😎😎
@smilenowsmileforever42265 жыл бұрын
Thanks guys
5 жыл бұрын
No firing *fires immediately
@affeDK5 жыл бұрын
2 secs into video, James forgot his own rule 😂
@legendofLINK4455 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they definitely take huge bong rips before they start recording.
@historyofvideogamesandmyop29135 жыл бұрын
@@legendofLINK445 I always suspected their 420 friendly
@xcloudx01alt5 жыл бұрын
His instincts kicked in. Isn't Contra his favourite series?
@HyperRAvock5 жыл бұрын
I laughed hard in this moment
@inputfunny5 жыл бұрын
Weed is a gateway drug, and not just to the fridge.
@vanhopecomedy5 жыл бұрын
I’d like to see a no special weapons run, only using the basic gun.
@peliparado945 жыл бұрын
These guys can do it easily. Mike is generally pretty great at these NES games, and although James usually isn't as good, he's beat Contra and Super C several times.
@mugglesmonster5 жыл бұрын
@@GodhandPlusOne turbo controller
@X2011racer5 жыл бұрын
No R either (R speeds up your shots)?
@nux39605 жыл бұрын
That'd be awesome but I don't think they are gonna go for it.
@numbmind1205 жыл бұрын
This seems like a way to improve your bullet dodging ability for when you play legit.
@Brian_i5 жыл бұрын
And memorise patterns
@marcelobellissimo5 жыл бұрын
This is "ninja style" training... o.O
@marcelobellissimo5 жыл бұрын
Logical conclusion: memorize, forget one, dead... or, learn to dodge, don't even bother memorizing, dodge every single bullet... thank you...
@ivarberkman89075 жыл бұрын
Excited for this episode, this series has kinda become my monday ritual
@chubbycatfish45735 жыл бұрын
For several years now.
@pizzatime74335 жыл бұрын
For me it has been about 4 years since I started watching this series
@DennisAlexioAndyHug5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mikebomb5 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@JCSuperstar7775 жыл бұрын
Indeed!
@superjugy5 жыл бұрын
God damn it Mike, James was on a roll, he had it and then you screamed "Mommy look at me" and he just fucking lost it. I lost it too, I fucking cried laughing at that part. XD.
@omikronweapon5 жыл бұрын
it was TOO funny not to laugh :P even though it messed James up XD we CAN laugh, because we know he's chill about stuff like that.
@superjugy5 жыл бұрын
@@omikronweapon Oh yeah, I laughed my lungs out, but I was also pissed that James messed up because of that after I stopped laughing. XD
@chrisgeiser43185 жыл бұрын
Needed a good laugh like that. Thank you Mike! MOMMY!
@thejackal0075 жыл бұрын
This game is now Super C: Revenge of the Foot.
@psychochicken95355 жыл бұрын
Revenge of the Foot Clan.
@section13mediabranch345 жыл бұрын
@@psychochicken9535 Fist of the Foot
@kurtownsj005 жыл бұрын
21:06 You'll get caught up in the......CROSS-FI-UHHH!!!
@sikassdrummer5 жыл бұрын
Damn I was dying laughing after James’ “look at me!!” then Mike’s “don’t get cocky kid!” I’ve had that convo many times with my gaming bro during tough stages. Made my month!
@Fedekpc4 жыл бұрын
When he said that it brought me memories from the "nightmare on elm street's avgn episode". Look at me. I'm the fuckin' nerd XD
@tangleshootburrfoot365 жыл бұрын
Mike: "It'd be easier if you could just shoot 'em." 🏆😂
@DSan-kl2yc5 жыл бұрын
Someone could make a game with that idea
@prophetofthemightysquirrel54345 жыл бұрын
Look at that amazing gopnik cosplay from Mike! Hi from Russia, btw. You would fit right in.
@Mr_Chode5 жыл бұрын
He needs a plastic one liter bottle filled with some kind of beer.
@lennydale925 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Chode And a ciggy in one hand
@silky_merkin5 жыл бұрын
lmao he does rock the Eastern European drug dealer look sometimes
@Mr_Chode5 жыл бұрын
@@lennydale92 exactly
@fortknobberdale5 жыл бұрын
I need some serious slow-mo replays of James reactions to TENSE situations👌
@sparkydoodle6965 жыл бұрын
Right after James leaves, Mike is gonna speedrun this w/o using the gun.
@raabm52925 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatape884 exactly what you said, you get to the boss and that's it, stop the timer and try the run again, faster
@sparkydoodle6965 жыл бұрын
El Polo I meant the pacifist run they’re doing now, Mike’s gonna speedrun it the moment James leaves
@sparkydoodle6965 жыл бұрын
DEUS EST MORTUUS it was just a joke, goddammit, people need to stop looking into everything someone says.
@martyjuannaandcannalynn55535 жыл бұрын
Wearing Zelda shirts is the ultimate Zelda reference
@BaconSenpai5 жыл бұрын
he wore it because it's contra, so theres a slim to none chance a zelda reference would be made
@williamw25295 жыл бұрын
Is there never not a Zelda reference?
@CharlesHepburn25 жыл бұрын
If he printed your comment on a T-shirt, and wore it in the next video, THAT would be the ultimate meta Zelda reference!
@TheJadeFist5 жыл бұрын
8:40 "What's so strong about his foot" He's wearing steeltoe obviously.
@Deschain-um7jz5 жыл бұрын
I couldn't beat Contra with shots fired, let alone this.
@DennisAlexioAndyHug5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Gamesta1005 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about that is that James at least would struggle to play an easy modern game but he can beat far harder retro games. I've been gaming for almost as long as James and Mike but I suck at retro games. Meanwhile when James struggles to play a modern game I always wonder how he finds it difficult when I could beat it with ease lol
@timmyboy91405 жыл бұрын
Kanomi Code
@Prebound_5 жыл бұрын
This was highly entertaining. I was literally screaming at every close call.
@samjackcollection74135 жыл бұрын
16:43 the two happiest human ever.
@Whotfareyou1235 жыл бұрын
that sniper is laying down like a teenager girl on the phone with her friends
@gaming1zanagi-19995 жыл бұрын
"when shit too intense you stand up"-James's solo run on NES Metroid references 😂😂😂😂😂
@omikronweapon5 жыл бұрын
Mostly, I game lying down on the couch. If I start dying, I sit up straight, it's really like "You DIDNT just make me sit up, motherfucker! I'm going into my second form for this shit!"
@gaming1zanagi-19995 жыл бұрын
@@omikronweapon lol same XD I rarely do that now but at some occasions when I am playing a game I accidentally stands up XD
@jdaywork26935 жыл бұрын
Battletoads playthrough - James and Mike - Game Genie with infinite lives only. I think that would get more hilarious as they got more fatigued from playing. Just a thought! Thanks again guys. I need to re-watch the old Rondo Of Blood episode - "No! No! Nnnoooooooo!!!!!!!" - Mike. PS - Right, Left, Down, Up (or up, down), A, B, Start for 10 lives.
@codekhalil64375 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the Transformers animated movie clip. More of these clips thrown into these vids please!
@blasterprime2845 жыл бұрын
Code Khalil Where’s that?
@HereIsWisdom13185 жыл бұрын
14:02-James-Look at me! 😂
@ChristopherM17015 жыл бұрын
Love these challenges you guys do on here occasionally. These types of videos are always entertaining James and Mike. Keep up the amazing work guys. Looking forward to seeing what you guys have in store for October
@Poochamoo5 жыл бұрын
Seriously though, you two are such great buds! I love the level of competitive friendship.
@jonmarlett3365 жыл бұрын
Got nervous that there wasn’t gonna be a J&MM today...luckily around 3:00, my workday got a lot sweeter!
@mike_savi5 жыл бұрын
The sound he makes at 12:15 should be the name of this challenge
@FunkMastaMegaFlex5 жыл бұрын
Seeing this game with no shots you realize in the battlefield of contra there are a lot of people out jogging pretty aggressively.
@eMZee_Synth5 жыл бұрын
"All right, one more time.." It just brings a smile on your face :)
@RavenHouseMystery5 жыл бұрын
Man, talk about cutting the tension with a knife.
@volsavious23195 жыл бұрын
One reason why Mondays aren't so bad.
@mondaymorning98225 жыл бұрын
The Doom pacifist run is very impressive to watch if anyone hasn’t seen it.
@sonicmario645 жыл бұрын
Genie: "Rule Number One - I can't kill anybody." (cuts off his head) "So don't ask!"
@tdubasdfg5 жыл бұрын
I wanna see if someone can do this with a Tool assist now. It seems like the enemies patterns aren't completely random and are based on the players position on screen.
@xyz398085 жыл бұрын
people do it without tool assist. Look up "Super C Pacifist" and you can find runs and runners. It's its own speedrun category for this game (and many other games have this category too)
@schwarzerritter57245 жыл бұрын
It is probably possible to memorize the perfect run like in Pacman.
@tdubasdfg5 жыл бұрын
@@xyz39808 insane
@nikito3705 жыл бұрын
enemy position seems to be completely manipulable.
@discoron775 жыл бұрын
4:58 Mike perfectly recreates the Contra death sound.
@weregretohio77285 жыл бұрын
I thought that was the title of the new Contra game since no one's playing it.
@retroraider53135 жыл бұрын
That new contra should be $10 for how different it is..at least be a real budget title
@bleachigo9905 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👑
@james45922255 жыл бұрын
After a while I started noticing that my asshole kept clinching up on each dodge!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@melikepork79065 жыл бұрын
💦😂🔫
@grennbalze5 жыл бұрын
“I got better things to do tonight than die” : Springer-Transformers the Animated Movie James and Mike-“we dont”
@ConstantineFurman5 жыл бұрын
James: There ya go. Give it a shot. Me: HELLLLLLLLL, NO.
@kurtshastany19455 жыл бұрын
Cinemassacre is in many ways cooler than actual friends. More consistent, better dressed, higher talent levels, n actually funny.
@JohnnyDaBird5 жыл бұрын
Like in grandma's boy "you're gonna break the game; you're so good!"
@DSan-kl2yc5 жыл бұрын
Mike feels like he's playing every game in the world except contra.
@johnnyblu845 жыл бұрын
I love challenges like this, but I do hope that James and Mike haven't run out of other games to play yet.
@mmd35855 жыл бұрын
Everyone that watches these videos knows, from the top of their heads, at least 10 games they haven't played yet that would be awesome
@grotgrusson51245 жыл бұрын
@18:31 I never realized that the Wii console was model after a wall in Contra... ;)
@ZombyMammoth5 жыл бұрын
You could've used the flamethrower, because flames technically aren't shots
@zanderfield59605 жыл бұрын
Excellent effort being a "pass-a-fist". Watching you guys pass anything is always entertaining.
@Morgil275 жыл бұрын
Play the original NES TMNT without any special weapons and with only Ralph and Mike.
@psychochicken95355 жыл бұрын
I like playing as Raph.
@SmokieByron5 жыл бұрын
James and Mike trying to figure out how to unlock Ultra instinct! 😂👌🙉
@thechris2102105 жыл бұрын
I like how Mike is dressed like Jonathan Davis mid 90's and no one is saying anything. All Day I Dream About SuperC
@ZeroG845 жыл бұрын
I think you should get a guest for James and Mike mondays, when ever you have a game that you are trying to beat with special rules... Spread the love of your community to speedrun and other communities of gaming. Get someone on the couch who absolutely masters the game inside and out. And yes, I am aware "James and Mike mondays" doesn't say anything about a guest, but it could be a second day of shooting where you come back to the game and get pointers and technical information about the logic and tactics of the games etc. Then if nothing else, have the guest try beat the game... Or should I just say "beat the game". That would be a next level for your videos, that already have really good humour going and really solid overall atmosphere.
@krayziejones5 жыл бұрын
"Look at me Mommy!" Best part of the video 😂
@johnmorlando80375 жыл бұрын
Soldier sneaking through enemy factory without shooting dodging every bullet.... Enemy: "we can't stop this fucking guy!!!!!!"
@Sum1BetrThanU15 жыл бұрын
Even with all the other amazing moments on this show, this is a top 5 James/Mike bc of that spontaneous transformers animated reference. Love you guys
@chubbycatfish45735 жыл бұрын
16:44 I like how James gets really silent when Mike gets to the gun.
@CagainmeetsLP5 жыл бұрын
I have friggin hemorrhoids from tightening my butt hole so much from all that narrow jumps.
@GFCOLCQuote5 жыл бұрын
I guess it's fair to say that this video contains no trigger warnings?
@jackdawson33855 жыл бұрын
I am still in awe you actually played through that Simpson nightmare shit. Honestly, ... skills
@inujosha5 жыл бұрын
I love me some James and Mike Mondays
@redozmasoma5 жыл бұрын
17:38 James: So watch this DIES lol
@josephD325 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I watch this and have the song "Died" by Alice in Chains in my head. Every time you're hit, "Died".
@Wassenhoven4205 жыл бұрын
Pretty good T-shirt quote "It would be easier if you could just shoot him"
@awsomevidmaker5 жыл бұрын
20:52 Anyone else catch Mike’s reference to the Friday The 13th AVGN episode?
@zneip5 жыл бұрын
The Zelda reference is there for the whole episode this time :)
@alexsilva285 жыл бұрын
Maravillosa jugada
@etherraichu5 жыл бұрын
11:00 so in Disgaea 2 there's this fight where you go against a much more powerful opponent. You're supposed to lose it... But you can win if you know what you're doing. If you do, he gets mad at you and blows up the entire planet for revenge.
We get 32 videos in a row, thank you for working your asses off to make that happen I'm so psyched!
@bobbently62905 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize Mike knows what a pacifist run is and James doesn't.
@BeretBay5 жыл бұрын
@@FnRenner James is the Angry Video Game Nerd, not the Angry Movie Review Nerd. *Well you're not wrong tho*
@ihavetubes5 жыл бұрын
most old games don't have a pacifist run but newer titles sometimes have a pacifist run. James just plays mostly older games if I'm not mistaken.
@Ghostface135 жыл бұрын
Cuphead pacifist is sooooo hard!
@schwarzerritter57245 жыл бұрын
James plays in his comfort zone.
@HereIsWisdom13185 жыл бұрын
Lol
@toyfreaks5 жыл бұрын
"You touch his foot, you die" ?>)
@herosshade22475 жыл бұрын
And there's always comments saying James sucks at games. Do they even watch these videos?
@omikronweapon5 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly gonna link them his best run in level 1, next time I see those chumps.
@danielmcgarel51055 жыл бұрын
James and Mike Mondays are always so much fun and very relaxing. Just two long-time friends hanging out and enjoying some video games. These videos really help me with my depression and anxiety, thanks James and Mike!
@proFFessor905 жыл бұрын
So, the gist: - oooooh - aaaaaaaaawwwwwwww - WOOOOOOOOOOW - amazing! - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! - Look at me, mommy - MOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee
@THE_VictoryPictures5 жыл бұрын
I have this series scheduled on every Monday. It's like a goddamn religion.
@cidfacetious37225 жыл бұрын
And here I am just platinumed the collection thinking I was done now I have to re-download and I can't wait
@nAb-IlIIlIlIll5 жыл бұрын
Its weird to think about how much time I've spent watching you two play video games. I'm glad you nerds met.
@johnalbertson795 жыл бұрын
KZbin's compression algorithms are getting worse by the day. What a mess.
@GianfrancoLaRotta5 жыл бұрын
Hello to the early squad! James is awesome. :)
@aimfuldrifter5 жыл бұрын
That was one of your best episodes of James & Mike Mondays. Real man's challenge. You both did great too.
@jasoncosta5965 жыл бұрын
Mike knows the term pacifist and James doesn't 1:03
@bujo11045 жыл бұрын
Will there ever be a "Super Contra Maker"?
@ValiantNorth5 жыл бұрын
The boys are back in town.
@praisedsquishy5 жыл бұрын
This reminds me a lot of the Contra 4 challenges. I miss that game.
@thenuclearemerald15855 жыл бұрын
I never had taken for granted being able to kill everything until now. This challenge is super fun to try out and I'm glad I found this video to inspire me to test my ability!
@ScarabicEnterprises5 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah, more James and Mike Mondays! I'm pumped!
@GuberYT5 жыл бұрын
If Mike can get 3 turns in a row then James should get 3 turns to balance it out, and vice-versa
@rivera82falcon5 жыл бұрын
You seriously need to add an "Uhhhh" and "Ooooooh" counter for some of these videos.
@raineyhayes38215 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see you do a brawling game with "Good ol' fisticuffs" rule. This means no picking up weapons. P.S. If my TurboExpress still worked, I'd try this with Splatterhouse. I'm wondering if it's possible to defeat the third level boss without shooting him. I've never succeeded in this.
@frataltay45435 жыл бұрын
Super C: The Matrix Edition
@HyperRAvock5 жыл бұрын
imagine some AI learning how to play like this and finish the game...I wonder if that is possible ...
@cainmarchenoir49865 жыл бұрын
Mike is Fuckin legendary .
@alexcollins85905 жыл бұрын
It wasn't the touching the boot that killed you. It was the odor of the boot
@NaokiP725 жыл бұрын
You can really tell Mike's been playing Touhou recently with his better performance starting out
@lisvender5 жыл бұрын
Loved the Uncle Bill reference!
@BeerZombieRob5 жыл бұрын
Mike @ 9:15 is me with inanimate objects I bump into or use poorly every day. I probably have something undiagnosed but at least Mike makes it hilarious 😂😂😂
@communist-hippie5 жыл бұрын
This had me sitting on Nails. And James is king in this
@FooFighter2015 жыл бұрын
Not sure if everything for Monster Madness has been decided for October already, but you guys should play Dead by Daylight for one of the J&M mondays. I remember Mike playing an early version of it a long time ago, but theres been SOOO much more added to that game that its definitely better than when it started out.
@SeanTheBrave-qi4fy2 ай бұрын
I love how the opening credits are a refrence to 1986 TRANSFORMERS
@1122markj5 жыл бұрын
This show makes me so happy! Just seeing these two laugh makes me feel good inside. It's so wholesome! They've come a long way from screaming "fuck" at Mr. Hyde.
@meltedcopper92475 жыл бұрын
When are they doing a contra hardcorps play threw? Maybe the best story and contra ever. There is even a castlevania moment