Jamie Oliver ALMOST Made Ramen...

[@mrnigelng]

Niece and nephew, check out nephew Nigel podcast clip about getting punched here ➡️ kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZmWgJ2wedudb68 Big thank you to nephew Ryan for helping Uncle Roger out with some research. Check out his channel Way Of Ramen: kzbin.info/door/uM3xKQ_D0RIMMSUh9AYxNA Would you eat Mr Chilli Jam's ramen?

[@macdonald7478]

No i wont.

[@absoluteeggaddict5176]

2nd comment (?)

[@jie886]

no

[@absoluteeggaddict5176]

absolutely not

[@sharonjlo]

Rather die then eat

[@issacoh4775]

Asians don't watch k-drama to feel emotional and cry, we watch this

[@black56179]

Yea Diu k drama

[@anticommunistofdeutschland]

@@black56179 diu k drama

[@gsl_ze]

Good one lol!!

[@imprezaver4]

I agree... Saaaad cooking, makes me cry....

[@KhaiGK]

When i watch k drama, I shit

[@ThisIsTechToday]

And all the Asians collectively felt rage when he busts out the wrong noodles. BRUUUHHHHHH, lmao

[@s.a.f.7191]

+ any human being whose had a proper brown of ramen ✋🏽.....🤬.

[@MikeK2100]

Non Asians as well.

[@MikeHoltackers]

Tis non asian as well.

[@AelleIti]

I wasn't like bruh, I was like ... this man here.... really? Soba... for Ramen...? He gave me heartburn.

[@khalilgamingdh4691]

He made kake soba, not really.traditional But the naked pork belly is a hate crime

[@soyapann]

"traditional japanese accompaniments.... kimchi" he's really offending two countries at the same time, what a talent

[@cryo311old]

Makes sense, he’s white

[@artahikhan7e210]

Underrated comment

[@insan3asy1um59]

I am half korean and half japanese and u are true

[@ohhey9129]

Im not asian whatsoever, but my sister in law is korean and I feel like she would need to bleach her eyes if she saw this video. Even I cringed at the "traditional japanese accompaniment"...but the noodles was what made me wanna cry 😂

[@LetmeEatYourDog]

@@insan3asy1um59 fellow asian ppl

[@tsuntsunbunbun]

that's not ramen, that's a soggy bibimbap with soba

[@dereksbooks]

Jamie also probably thinks that "sushi" is fish and not the rice. Let's see his "sushi" recipe with sashimi and mashed potatoes.

[@shadowtoad95]

@@dereksbooksI do like that combo, but that ain't sushi. I will just stick to my tamago, tyvm.

[@pensandshakers]

@@shadowtoad95 Sashimi and mashed potato? Never thought of that and now I need to try it.

[@shadowtoad95]

@@pensandshakers I also never tried. It just sounds neat, minus the fact that it is not sushi.

[@pensandshakers]

@@shadowtoad95 It does have that weirdness too the very idea. And it definitely would not be sushi. But I can't help but think wasabi mashed potatoes would not be that bad.

[@Liamsmith-dj5dr]

Asian store keeper: Why you buy all these ingredients? You making special dish? Jamie: I'm making Ramen! Asian store keeper: *Stares at soba noodles as blood drips from ear due to ancestors screaming*

[@liquidzest8520]

🤣🤣🤣

[@crashindown2]

Broooooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mehransalleh3049]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

[@GarasiPakGuru]

☠️☠️☠️

[@tacyzarc]

Bruh.

[@AqilZulkiflee]

Our ancestor cry watching Jamie Oliver 😂

[@user-ji8ps7jf9y]

Did u know that you clicked on read more?? :D

[@kazooma1404]

@@user-ji8ps7jf9y really :0

[@ZiyandoingVids]

Yes

[@ZiyandoingVids]

True

[@eimanaliff5512]

Hi Aqil Hidung Aqil camne

[@LordFinkenstein]

"Good chashu should have same color as Ariana Grande now, not Ariana Grande 10 year ago." I fucking lost it.

[@alexlilly6657]

Yup xD this comment got me good

[@martinaruiz3755]

It played the moment i read this comment LSHDJDH

[@maryalawrence8387]

so how does Ariana grande look like 10 years ago? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yutien0825]

@@maryalawrence8387 Like Jamie Oliver's chashu.

[@whoami66669]

@@yutien0825 damn right

[@marcie-chords1111]

❤ In Japan, people don’t boil miso because the heat takes away all the nutrients so they only melt the miso slowly with low heat in the soup when the soup is ready to serve.

[@astrocosmicalDude]

"traditional japanese accompaniments...kimchi" How can I, a mexican, even feel the pain of two different asian cultures in this single sentence

[@JohnJones-is5ec]

He didn't say it was traditional or Japanese. Go back and look what the words are in between "accompaniments" and "kimchi"

[@theevilteacher]

Que le vamos a hacer... Así es este ojete

[@VickVello]

Probably because everyone bastardizes our food, we know the feel lol

[@jegerbest89]

@@JohnJones-is5ec nice try Jamie Oliver. You cant hide behind that fake username. Stop ruining so many dishes. Please stop

[@JohnJones-is5ec]

@@jegerbest89 look Im not a fan of Jamie Oliver either I just know how to listen and comprehend English 😂

[@Syntheticbreed]

I would like to see a cross over of Uncle Roger and Uncle Gordon just chilling, drinking, and roasting youtube cooks.

[@medhaphor7521]

we gotta make this the top comment

[@annavlog3246]

That would be the best video ever

[@bakugobaby3100]

Yaaassssss

[@hobbitjj]

The video I did not know I needed!

[@ruben7937]

That would been hillarious:)

[@stephanoid77]

Uncle Roger missed the great opportunity to say "You're not making miso ramen, you're making miso sad"

[@davesinclair4664]

I literally made a comment so similar I'm sorry.

[@ChefJB-ps8yn]

Lit !!!!!

[@MisokoFukumoto]

Ik this is about the miso paste but my actual name's Misoko and have been called miso often and I just felt that comment 💀

[@王-j1l]

AWH SHIT THAT WAS GOOD-

[@hedhuntervizo6749]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣noiceeee

[@HiroiSekai]

"Look at that chashu, just falling off the bone" *gropes boneless meat chunk*

[@jonathanward1992]

"Chashu supposed to look like Ariana Grande now, not Ariana Grande 10 years ago." I'm in the doctor's office and almost lost my shit

[@iiiivvvv9986]

Good thing your at the doctor's, might wanna get that checked out

[@Meecheer]

is that true??

[@merdufer]

Me: Ramen isn't really a traditional Japanese food. Every region, every shop has created their own variety. There is really no wrong way to do it. Jamie Oliver: *uses soba* Me: I stand corrected.

[@bahma810]

And the pork belly?

[@jescruz5465]

@@bahma810 Bland boiled pork belly

[@Hungkl96]

The same as fry rice , but there line you do not cross right?

[@oliviacal2471]

@The KZbinr This Report of the Day reference is so perfect

[@bahma810]

@@jescruz5465 I knowwww...for me that was so bad. Bland and pasty. Yuck.

[@rafacastillo9611]

"chashu so white it look like it about to start a podcast" is what got me

[@Metrawolf]

"h y p o c r i t i c a l" fuckin' killed me

[@wonderqueerTT]

me too

[@ananymous]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[@Gilvids]

Whats the inside joke?

[@DoubleRDubPlays]

@@Gilvids Nigel has a podcast.

[@kingdaymon6433]

"Hey guys today I'm going to cook Lasagna....with Linguini" 😂😂

[@georgepapa7620]

😂

[@andrew_ray]

Have you _seen_ Jamie Oliver's lasagna? It's quite something. Yes, it's something. But not lasagna.

[@shadowtoad95]

That is a mappazzone…

[@nabilbouraya9545]

@@shadowtoad95 il bro assume che tutti nel mondo conoscano Bruno Barbieri

[@VivBrodock]

​@@andrew_ray which is really bad considering he's Italian trained.

[@MeeplandHeights]

I feel like Gordon Ramsay watches these videos quite happily

[@Usernameping]

Gordon probably lurks and wonders how someone can tear a chef to shreds without yelling

[@ludi1787]

makes sense

[@despaizu]

@@Usernameping nah, he'd approve and say *Good roasting* and add a bit of salt to it as well LOL

[@iHaveOneArm]

I feel like he would see the video start "Fuck me I'm going to need a drink for this"

[@davevd9944]

Honestly if I was him I'd feel sad. This sad excuse for a chef people call his rival or worse his better...Makes noodles with different stuff and serves unflavored meat...WHAT THE FUCK

[@PierrotBolnezify]

Jamie Oliver will get a special spot in the afterlife, surrounded by our enraged ancestors.

[@norm-chan8632]

And asians

[@sofiahmunirah4900]

Lmao😂

[@mythspa6348]

Pretty sure he will go to hell

[@USNMelDaria]

He prepares Asian food so bad that I’m calling my Native American ancestors to help you guys out too!! 😩🤣🤣🤣

[@norm-chan8632]

@@USNMelDaria thanks. We might need it

[@orion2826]

Jamie: *cook something asian* Uncle Roger: _"aw shit, here we go again."_

[@K_ingh16]

Nice pfp

[@AznJsn82091]

Translates to haiyaaa

[@apcrbullet1113]

Haiiyaaaaa

[@certifieddumbass2374]

@@AznJsn82091 HAIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@skcul3583]

Eyy 420th like

[@GothicOctopus]

The outtakes are beyond good. They’re my fav part of uncle Roger’s videos.

[@waterunderthebridge7950]

Jamie: touches anything remotely Asian Uncle Roger: I feel a disturbance in the multiverse

[@dark1thor]

"touches ANYTHING"

[@eljaecam5518]

correction its spiderverse.

[@BigD321]

@@eljaecam5518 kekwait

[@trevsweb]

if there's a multiverse then there's bound to be one universe where Jamie didn't fuck up :O

[@seybah]

@@trevsweb *fuck up in a different way

[@katarixy]

I’m not even Japanese but when he grabbed soba my brain short circuited

[@bestpenissucker]

@cqvio doli mha role play fans cringe

[@Drummy-Dhruv]

Ikr

[@klebeans]

@@bestpenissucker gay ming gamer 😊

[@Kyle697]

@@bestpenissucker Mha not cringe but role play is, also brawl stars is cringe too

[@bestpenissucker]

@@Kyle697 youtube won’t let me change my pfp don’t bully a gayming gaymer

[@santhoshgeneva]

"If you listen to your food, you know you need more friends." - Uncle Roger (2021)

[@someyoutuber7835]

Bob from bob’s burgers needs to hear this.

[@cc1152]

he isn't wrong tho

[@genesisgrey7258]

He isn't wrong. Lol.

[@blacklightredlight2945]

If you listened to your food, it'd still be alive.

[@santhoshgeneva]

@@genesisgrey7258 Ah no, definitely not wrong haha. I quoted it, because it is legendary FUYOOO 😅😂

[@vlrcommunitycup]

"If you listen to your food, you need friends."- Uncle Roger Best quote I've heard in 6 years

[@stuff9680]

Jamie adding Chinese spices and Korean Kimchi into Japanese Ramen makes me think Jamie wants to go back to a time when Japan controlled Korea and Manchuria

[@oliveoil2632]

That means Jamie is the real war criminal🤔

[@RRR-e2q]

おいやめろ…

[@nimon503]

Japan has conquered alot of south east asian countries in the past, including mine in indonesia

[@reececoulson9564]

Are you suggesting Jamie is a Japanese imperialist XD

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

Are you implying that Jamie is attempting to drag Asia into a war with the rest of the world by disrespecting their food?

[@crunchysn0w]

The fact that he said the chashu is "falling off the bone" is hilarious like I'm not japanese but I'm pretty sure there's no bones in pork belly

[@meherunnesha1566]

Exactly 😭😭

[@燕子-u9h]

yup... And pork belly not very better for boil a soup. Cause pork belly is to oily ,it will make your soup look so dirty.

[@TrappedinSLC]

@@燕子-u9h His pork belly looks like extremely sad flavorless factory-farmed chicken boiled in plain unseasoned water.

[@boanoah6362]

You can get pork belly with bones, it's the side bottom of the ribs and it makes the meat taste even better with the bone juices in there... BUT HE DIDN'T USE PORK BELLY WITH THE BONES! I have no clue why he said that unless he thought it was the bone-in belly cut but whoever got his ingredients for him fucked up and got the boneless cut instead.

[@scarlett8782]

@@boanoah6362 I'm sure he said that because this video was literally his first time ever using an ingredient like pork belly, so he just that assumed pork belly is a bone in meat due to its large size. I would bet my salary that Oliveoil has never touched pork belly, soba noodles or miso outside of a film set.

[@Nuisance_Bear]

“This cha shu so white, it look like it about to start a podcast” I’m dead

[@ryanspencerlauderdale687]

Like Nephew Nigel did......lol

[@KenAesthetic]

@@ryanspencerlauderdale687 what's the reference?

[@TheBoltimus]

The podcast will probably be about astrology and conspiracy theories as well 😂😂

[@prggaming1]

Can somebody explain this joke to me lol srry for being lame uwu

[@yogaaditya2797]

need explain sir

[@endless3cho]

Ppl should NEVER get tired of "sorry, children!"

[@Andy-Mesa]

"Brown on outside, white on inside, just like Auntie Hersha" SHOTS FIRED

[@kumbaya69421]

Nigel is also just as white inside as auntie hersha tbh

[@kenjong1465]

I thought of something else 😏

[@mikalaharris7620]

Ya my jaw dropped lol. Can't wait to hear what she has to say about that🤣

[@thirstaefortae5057]

☠️☠️☠️

[@thirstaefortae5057]

@@mikalaharris7620 I think he’s told her to her face before in one of his videos 😂

[@evilwelshman]

_"Good chashu should have same colour as Ariana Grande now, not Ariana Grande ten year ago"_ HOOOLY!! I think that was the best roast of the episode!! 😂😂

[@luuhq]

Even better than the crackling, pork bones and chicken wings

[@endrocahyo15]

IKR

[@tinhoyhu]

yes, way better than the podcast burn

[@Malayyy]

Agreed

[@zoetaylor995]

"If you listen to your food, you need more friends" *uncle Joshua crying in background*

[@oliverdelica2289]

Sad papa noises

[@jessicaburns3755]

Papa no kiss

[@_oliver.schmidt]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmPZqWWrqKetpqc

[@_oliver.schmidt]

GET LENIN ROLL’D

[@Jason-with-a-game]

You've heard of papa, now get ready for daddy

[@KitsuneSoup]

I think I figured out why soba! Jaime has been on this huge 'cooking healthy' thing for years, and when he went to the market (or sent his shoppers) he was probably looking for 'healthy noodles'. Then he saw that soba was brown, and using Western Logic ™, he decided that made it healthier for you. We do it with bread and eggs and almost everything else, so we know your game now, buddy!

[@seafoxx777]

Westerners even think brown rice is healthier so this pans out lol

[@nicholasricardo8443]

@@seafoxx777 Brown rice has more complete nutrition than white rice, it's still mostly just starch though

[@ayoutubechannel6045]

@@seafoxx777it is healthier, but why get that small amount of nutrition when you can have the best affordable food that fits with almost everything

[@hesusmariajosef]

@@nicholasricardo8443 Brown rice is definitely healthier, but has a moderate amount of oxalates. My culture eats rice everyday, I switched to brown rice to be “healthier” when I developed kidney stones. But I had to switch back to white rice because even a moderate amount of oxalates brown rice, eaten everyday, turned out to be really bad for my kidney stones.

[@SeventhGod77]

@@hesusmariajosefall good things in moderation, even healthy food.

[@Alexfolledemoi]

"one of japan's most treasured dishes" * *proceeds to butcher the whole dish* *

[@Kivas_Fajo]

He butchers any dish period. Jamie is an example for...TV cook. He is successful and famous, but that's all. I wouldn't eat what he cooked, if I was starving.

[@Kivas_Fajo]

@Ryan Chow Sry, I don't get it. Please explain...

[@VictoryNibbles]

@Ryan Chow I wouldn't say he really got anything quite right. He messed up every part, and every step, at least a little (or a LOT).

[@Chockitkat]

At least he doesn't just take Shin Ramen HAHAHAH not like I can cook also

[@rubellite4480]

what if he messed up the most sacred asian food

[@ecq2064]

Uncle Roger is living rent free in Jamie Oliver's mind now 🤣

[@SuperCVelocity]

LMAOOO YUP

[@nickatnite16]

It's more the other way around

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Jamie Oliver: *Touches an Asian ingredient* Uncle Roger: *Wakes up sweaty* Something’s wrong, I can feel it

[@narutoash111]

theres a disturbance in the force

[@monkeymunchie9717]

@@narutoash111 "There a disturbance in the asian community."

[@AB2B]

As if millions of ancestor voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced in horrified shock.

[@marshacoram8273]

Hahahahaha

[@iblivs21]

"Haiyaaa"

[@doriangraves7909]

1:04 the perfect freeze frame

[@alena1653]

*"Brown on outside and white on inside, just like aunty Hersha" lmao*

[@eanisiahdeguzman21907]

Um... You said it wrong, bruh

[@tomfson8609]

Other way around, brown on outside white on inside

[@alena1653]

@@tomfson8609 tysm i didn't even realise that

[@lynxx1836]

@@tomfson8609 ....

[@tomfson8609]

@@lynxx1836 what??

[@BaresEatBeats]

As someone who loves Jamie Oliver, I never realised how much I needed to see the guy get absolutely roasted on a weekly basis.

[@DRSTEEZYEMP]

Fr 😂😂

[@hio.hinomaru21]

Roasted by Asian...... Imagine if the real Japanese ramen chef look at this, ewww

[@jackdaniels1749]

He sounds like Gordon Ramsay

[@porkypy]

@@jackdaniels1749 bri'ish man

[@lucasnlica737]

@@hio.hinomaru21 they'll get extremely triggered tbh

[@joslynhayes8530]

Jamie Oliver: “Look at that pork belly it’s beautiful!” Me: “sir that is grey.”

[@bruh.exe-idkwhattotype]

nah jamie fucking whitewashed it

[@jinjukang5550]

He is blind💀

[@francesdemmert6568]

Riiight?!! It looked disgusting

[@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th]

I'm someone with no cooking experience and that just gets a 💀 from me fam

[@cobaltdragon7072]

earl grey

[@Nana_Adwoa_Amponsah]

The earthenware bowl he’s eating from is also used for grinding spices here in Ghana 🇬🇭

[@phantasy5608]

😂

[@tquatMassEffect]

Of course Gordon approves. He loves that you roast Jamie 😂

[@TheGhost47]

Exactly

[@claireconolly8355]

Hahaha

[@talram3347]

Funny when Jamie’s restaurants were struggling Gordon helped him

[@mcfcDJ51]

Lol where did he approve?

[@poggestfrog]

@@talram3347 Huh, really?

[@PsykoMonkeey]

"Brown on the outside, white on the inside just like Auntie Hersha" 🤣🤣🤣

[@adhiraajgandhi2507]

This is gonna get more likes. so just leaving my comment here.

[@UserUser-xk7py]

This is gonna get more likes. so just leaving my comment here.

[@thetruemarkgaming7584]

Wrrrryyyy

[@l.c.c7065]

I’m just here to say hi.

[@adhiraajgandhi2507]

@@l.c.c7065 hi

[@ashkujuju7581]

I wonder if Gordon Ramsey is secretly watching Uncle Roger roast the f out of Jamie Oliver and is like "Haha look at that f ing idiot" as he sips his tea

[@jesusrojas6427]

I laughed at this one. Good one! 😂

[@dubuyajay9964]

I hope Ramsay makes Ramem after seeing both of these vids.

[@roic9489]

I bet he does

[@kemalasaridina1898]

of course he is 😂😂

[@marshacoram8273]

You know he is

[@nyc1976]

Gordon Ramsey and Uncle Roger would make a superhero duo.

[@kateemma22]

Uncle Roger’s war on English chefs ruining Asian food is the best thing that’s happened in the last 20 years.

[@Veronica-og8qi]

As a Japanese my soul is crushed. He unnecessarily killed the miso, leaves the pork belly unflavored, puts on raw bean sprouts, uses soba noodles and says it's ramen. Jamie Oliver, you need to come to Japan and eat REAL ramen.

[@cheukhinho2864]

I can hear miso crying in his soup.

[@Majimba]

I showed this video to my Japanese friend,he said he wants to firebomb his house

[@tzehuan]

Please don't let him go to Japan, he'll just find other ideas to butcher other dishes, it's what he does.

[@aimaniqbal8932]

i would rather have Gordon's ramen noodles than Jamie's

[@bruh.exe-idkwhattotype]

The other thing that should be mentioned is how the char siew got so fucking whitewashed like what the fuck was jamie thinking when he said he is serving that white-ass char siew lmao

[@AcousticGeorge]

Convinced that Jamie Oliver is just living to troll Uncle Roger at this point. Dude literally boiled pork belly and served it.

[@helpraznidentitystopanti-a3946]

Lmfao he's doing it on purpose to trigger him xDD

[@ankhxious]

As much as I agree with the bashing on Jamie Oliver, boiled pork belly is a legit dish (in Korea at least) and it tastes really good. Ah, but don't get me wrong; I definitely don't agree with boiling it in a pseudo-ramen broth

[@DragonBonder]

@@ankhxious bossam? lol no wonder jamie added kimchi

[@mksee66]

@@ankhxious yes we do this in Chinese shabu shabu (hotpot). Boiled Chicken and Pork dipped in sate sauce. But I have never encountered this in Ramen.

[@wesmaly]

if putting soba noodles in ramen isn't trolling, i don't what is 😂

[@MrRigel_07]

7:56 Jamie Oliver's Chashu is so bad that Uncle Roger broke his character

[@jameshayes-barber9340]

It's like he got the vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese and korean sections of the cookbook glued together

[@rimurutempest4945]

At least it wasn’t sheperd’s pie and english trifle stuck together

[@mayuravirus6134]

At least he didn't mix in Indonesia he'll be screwed beyond fixing

[@MethylCH314]

@@rimurutempest4945 it tastes like feet!

[@trolltroddsecondedition4214]

@@MethylCH314So you tasted someone's feet?

[@MethylCH314]

@@trolltroddsecondedition4214 apparently you didnt get what i was referring to

[@hieuphantrung688]

i'm waiting for a Netflix series where Uncle Roger roasts Jamie Oliver in EVERY SINGLE episode lmao 🤣

[@sonshinethomas7986]

Or one long burning him video.lol

[@ammarsalim1185]

F

[@timmylikemoney9286]

Ip grab

[@제인-y9u]

Sounds like a great series idea!

[@houseofgrey1690]

152 likes now

[@roxypie6848]

Soba noodles is literally its own separate dish from ramen, made from a different grain. That's equivalent to saying you're making polenta, but using rice.

[@urbangreensmy4947]

Making cheese, but using soy milk 🤣

[@angelomendoza6666]

Using shallots, but actually using onions

[@oldaccount3215]

making pho, but using spaghetti.

[@Muth500]

Making ravioli but using gyoza

[@EdolasMystogan]

Applepie using oranges

[@Notm0ss_]

When you make uncle roger put his leg down from chair, you know you f#cked up

[@LilyChankitchen]

Uncle Roger and his #1 nemesis 😅😅❤❤

[@speedokingu]

Number 2 is Auntie Helen

[@AhsimNreiziev]

@ZeOreoLord Nah, Hersha Patel-Verity has since redeemed herself and is now Auntie Hersha. Not least because the recipe, including all the steps within it, was "cooked up" (pun partially intended) entirely by the BBC, and Hersha was just following along because that is what she was hired to do. Also, as a world-renowned chef Jamie Oliver is a much worthier arch-enemy than poor old Hersha.

[@cyfkilla]

Number two is the FLG 😏

[@DoctoroProfesoro]

A ship in the making, you'll see...

[@danielrivera1833]

More like punching bag lol

[@xximxyxuxmadxx3694]

The way Jamie just happily eats the finished product with the wrong ingredients,texture and flavor gets me everytime.😂😂😂

[@marinevast]

Lie when it taste terrible.

[@trolojolo6178]

That's how I do it. After tasting the finished dish. Disappointed I add a lot of chili powder to cover the taste and make it eatable again.

[@Abbstar0519]

Same 😂

[@Tonyhouse1168]

“This taste like sad”

[@Satyam2105]

I'm gonna sound evil but Britsbare always delusional. Some of them think their colonisation helped the colonies.

[@xerxes8210]

Jamie Oliver: *breathes* Uncle Roger: "HAIYAAA"

[@sarahbarrett1247]

I know how uncle Roger feels 😂😂😂

[@danielpakiam2629]

Nonono that is wrong breathing

[@SlimmyMcGill]

Jamie Oliver: breathes Uncle Roger: Puts leg down from chair.

[@shehzadmohammed6269]

@@danielpakiam2629 FUIYOOOOOO

[@fatin4400]

Hahahaha whatever he does uncle roger gonna say that iconic words 😂😂 poor jamie

[@akraccess1109]

Even as a white American, I see what Jamie Oliver makes and I get pissed. I was raised by a chef, my dad and he is one of those who taught me to cook using the ingredients from where the dish is from. I have formed friendships with people who work at all those little ethnic markets where I live since I am in those stores more often than the regular supermarket. There’s one near me which is an Asian market run by a family. They know me by name and if I ask them about a dish I’m making, they will direct me to the correct ingredients. The mother who runs it always says that if I have leftovers, then I didn’t do the dish right.

[@chevanco2949]

I like this quote so much "Jamie please don't die because if you die I need to find a new mortal enemy" -Uncle Roger

[@xedreed1728]

I can hear Gordon Ramsay saying "bland" a lot of times in my head.

[@sarawidlinska9925]

O.M.G!!! You’re a genius!!!

[@mndlessdrwer]

Now I want to see Gordon Ramsay critique Jamie Oliver while he's trying to cook, well, anything.

[@TheVoltage2]

"The two biggest thing Asian people fear right now is Covid hate crime and Jamie Oliver making Asian Food." That's just one thing isn't it?

[@TheArsenal21]

No

[@Dudu-pc6ld]

Yes but no

[@shuunknown]

Yesnt

[@Ishlacorrin]

No, but actually yes.

[@grogu3789]

f(yes)⁻¹ . Yes.

[@bigpharmasports9120]

That Ariana grande dig came out of no where and knocked me down on my ass, i still cant get up from laughing lololol

[@cabellonrenprianrickod.7075]

“When you listen to your food, You know you need more friends” This hit me 😢😭😭🤣

[@dqlHuiShi]

I laughed so hard hahaha

[@ymatsuda6406]

I am Japanese. When I saw Jamie put Soba noodle in the soup I hear our ancestors crying.

[@tama2602]

WWWWWWWWW

[@rasmutegaedure967]

“YAMEROOOOOOOOOOO”

[@gtrlover4527]

I know right,hes acting like a smartass as though he knows asian cuisine well

[@kelvinle8662]

I heard my ramen cups scream in horror. Yamero!!!!

[@sana4359]

MOTTO YAMEROO

[@gamzeemakara1352]

I remember Gordan Ramsay's kid saying she liked Jamie Oliver more than him... if she saw these videos I will be happy...

[@venurm1286]

*McBain voice* That's the joke

[@romanpackham8471]

SACRILEGE!

[@EndlessSummer888]

She was joking though. Savage like her dad.

[@Malayyy]

It was an insult to Gordon Ramsay.

[@gamzeemakara1352]

thats also the point of this! to highlight that point

[@No1PepsiFansProductions]

I completely lost it when Jamie added soba noodles to his "ramen".

[@DrowningScallop]

"This chashu so white, it look like it about to start a podcast" Hot damn

[@ruanthebuilder8697]

i-

[@thestarbrawler6887]

Nice scar

[@M.ruth96]

Are we not going to talk about the fact Jamie said "falling off the bone" when he was talking about Pork Belly... What bone Jamie, what hog do you know that has bones running through the pork belly?

[@joebroadbeef332]

😂 lol.

[@b0rder.-991]

Boneless bacon

[@CynM.]

Stop 😂😂😂😂

[@NukeClock]

The belly is attached to the ribcage. A full-cut of the prime belly will feature the spears.

[@xTheRealKestrelx]

@@b0rder.-991 Bullshit. There's no such product as boneless bacon.

[@randomuser7759]

Nobody: me as a worrying Vietnamese: *hopes that Jamie wont attempt to make Phở*

[@thevoidofvoids7416]

Yeah with the star anise, I was expecting him to create that instead of ramen

[@LamZL1]

He will probably use indomie for it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@coregunner55]

He will use other noodles. HAHAHA

[@callmeandoru2627]

Same here

[@huynhkhangle5391]

same here bro, pls don't make phở

[@indigodavis8242]

Never going to get tired of the “sorry children”

[@kuronekohong9743]

Asian grocery store: So Jamie, how many Asian ingredients would you like with your ramen? Jamie: Yes

[@BlazerT48]

Or more accurately Jamie : Everything except ramen

[@asongucollins5917]

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[@asongucollins5917]

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[@urujchanan4896]

Lmao!!

[@backseatdriver2293]

The Ariana Grande now and then comment followed by the “so white it about to start a podcast” had me rolling. Absolutely hilarious

[@mackseven925]

I didn't understand the podcast thing. Can u explain

[@b0nz1official]

@@mackseven925 The joke is that when (mostly) white content creators on the internet run out of content ideas they are starting a podcast. He mentioned being hypocritical because he himself started a podcast recently.

[@justabraziliansamurai9355]

person below me is gay

[@mathewchacko9643]

@@justabraziliansamurai9355 lol thanks I guess?

[@eyesauron]

Uncle roger can not compute 🤣

[@mavri6014]

Im half Chinese, half Korean. Needless to say, I cried. Haiya, that chashu is about as white as Jamie himself. And he added kimchi into supposedly Japanese ramen?? What the hell la, eggs are white, chashu even whiter, you can tell that tastes bland as frick just by looking at it, congrats, Jamie, you’ve successfully offended an entire race of people by whitewashing the dish so badly you might as well have added bleach.

[@Veerasenju]

Lol

[@morganincognito1988]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lawsofphysics2138]

Atleast the bleach wouldve added flavor

[@morganincognito1988]

@@lawsofphysics2138 😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelanthony4763]

Worst is when he tasted it and said “absolutely delicious” 😂

[@Oyster.L0ser]

Bro made 60% of the world cry

[@jumyeong2743]

Been on "Jamie cooking asian cuisines" marathon and I can definitely say that Jamie really does a great job so far on upsetting asian people... Keep it up 😅

[@verentyee5413]

Yeah, Mr. Chili Jam AKA Jamie Olive Oil excels at getting us Asians to say "Haiyaa" and making our ancestors cry.

[@thebookreader287]

We have a lot of differences in the region but surprise, this man could help unite us once and for all. 😂

[@lokithecat7225]

You have to admit, it's easier to fuck up something, and have someone Hate Watch it, to see how bad it is, than it is to make Great content... There are a lot of Asians that he can offend with bad Cooking... And He gets the same $ if people hate it or like it.... Seems like a sound business decision, and very low effort.

[@pixeldrago1426]

Keep it up?

[@Kivas_Fajo]

I can say the exact same thing for the people from the Mediterrenean.

[@stevenmiddleman5437]

I love how Roger completely loses faith when Jamie isn't even using Ramen to make his Ramen 😂🤣😹

[@wewereangels]

Jamie: "Here is my favorite spaghetti recipe... first, start with macaroni..."

[@a-blivvy-yus]

Jamie: "I made macaroni cheese!" Everyone: "ok but why is it ravioli?"

[@Ronan_Bosco]

Jamie: making ravioli Me: why using tortellini

[@thehound7180]

When I visited New York USA, my friends treated me to a very upscale “authentic” Italian restaurant dinner. It was a very fancy establishment. I ordered spaghetti bolog and no joke, it came with macaroni pasta. Mind you it cost $45 usd. I just looked at it and said .... but where is the spaghetti and the waiter looked at me like I was crazy. Lmao.

[@a-blivvy-yus]

@@thehound7180 Ah, so this *IS* why Jamie Oliver's restaurants all closed down...

[@player2-lightwater914]

@@thehound7180 Is it Jamie Oliver's restaurant?

[@ManiacZ1111]

Which is worse - Public School Cafeteria Food - Hospital Food - Jamie Olive Oil Food

[@camerons6028]

"today we are going to make roast beef, mashed potatoes and fresh veggies. Lets start by getting our Turkey out......" -Jamie Oliver

[@ebonimom6964]

Lol ikr!!!!!!!

[@timmitime9182]

lol

[@s.z.x.01]

@asioe kiou stealing comment right below you

[@maybeoptify]

@asioe kiou why you steal comment and paste in replies haiyaa

[@teethendrikson]

yeyah

[@itsyaboydaniel3498]

his places are always more remote because he's on the run from our ancestors

[@TheTrashMobileGamer]

He is hiding from Gordon Ramsay

[@deanneahsing3499]

"Hiding from our ancestors."😂😂😂

[@TheZellaCatalyst]

Bahahahaha

[@GQRS]

Next Jamie Oliver is gonna make Pad Thai with spaghetti noodles 🍝

[@abechan856]

since the fuck up is bad, i think he might be using fettuccine noodles instead lol.

[@johnreycalinggangan976]

he don't try to cook some Filipino dishes, he's gonna experience wrath of the Filipino people 😂

[@atuzaplayz3437]

I'm thai.

[@lukejohnson7201]

or maybe a traditional Chinese dumpling tutorial video and serve ravioli at the end.

[@coyotelong4349]

Nah man he’s gonna make it with Lasagna noodles

[@asimmishra2764]

"Dense ball of sad is what uncle roger call my testicles" 😂😂😂😂

[@nicholasradityaputrawisesa3593]

Jamie: "Look at that, just falling of the bone" Me: It's pork belly. Did you just transmute it into pork ribs or something?

[@imjustsaying6712]

Yep I caught that also, when he said it's falling off the bone...I'm like 😳 *what* bone??? 🤣🤣

[@haybuhayko]

Some pork belly does come on ribs but he murdered that poor piece of pork...

[@drxykhor1084]

@@haybuhayko can't comprehend how pork belly comes from ribs. As it is literally different parts of the body as the names suggest...

[@WayofRamen]

The chashu jokes 🤣 Amazing video man!

[@misatsundere399]

So nice to see you helped uncle Roger out with his ramen knowledge!

[@hkjerry]

Maybe Jamie watched your videos and did some tweak to it hahaha! I like your video, I used one of your recipe in my video haha! 🤣 You should make some fish broth ramen, I had tried one in hk and they blend the fish into the broth, not bad as well.

[@hkjerry]

I copy your Tsukemen recipe, god...... takes so much time to film🤣

[@vtruchzulk1258]

Heey.. your videos are great👍

[@nobu6112]

When I saw the title I immediately searched for you in the comments

[@imagin3514]

Imagine Jamie is just eating his so called ramen and slippers just suddenly falling from the sky

[@Fan-of-Flare]

😂😭😭😭😭

[@kadeomeister5456]

That would be a plot twist of sorts

[@Mr_Jester980]

That'll be me because, who the fuck use soba noodle for a ramen noodle and have the audacity to mix ramen with kimchi?!

[@RandomFBIguy]

The Asian mama’s have thrown their special missile slippers for a long ranged emergency attack.

[@lockheed05]

SLIPPERRRRRR RAINNNNNNNNNNNNN

[@averagestudent2910]

this aint nephew jamie this infant orphan jamie lol

[@m4x601]

When i saw J puts soba noodles instead of regular traditional ramen noodles in there, not only my ancestors are digging their graves up back to the surface, i can even hear the Japanese sharpening their katanas while crying as well. And his cooking in this vid gave me depression. Well done mr. J.

[@FranciscoOliveira-kd5vt]

not sharpening katanas but practise sepuko

[@jjlim3768]

@@FranciscoOliveira-kd5vt i can hear the sound of the samurai coming back from the dead...

[@alexisdewey5969]

I'm black but even I almost collapsed when I saw Jamie grab those soba noodles and just cut up the pork without braising it. I was sitting back clutching my heart and my pearls.

[@Gooong]

The throwing miso paste in the start already let me know where this is heading. Ramen shops just make one rich unsalted broth. They add salt, soy sauce or miso paste to it when you order. Adding the miso paste at the beginning is like adding ketchup on every hotdog so no one can customize it. Ramen is so simple you can make 1 vat of soup and sell it on a cart. How is it so hard?

[@Gooong]

Soba is really easy to overcook. Most people cook them perfect and shock it with cold water and eat it cold. In hot soup, even if you cook it perfect, it would be mush as you continue to eat. People dip soba in soup if they want to eat it hot. This is a disaster on a fundamental level. Soba (buckwheat noodles) is something the poor created when they can't afford the wheat for noodles. it's fragility and shortcomings as a noodles were accounted for with how it is served. You can't just substitute a noodle with soba. The dish probably would still taste good if the ramen was udon or whatever. soba is the worst choice and deserved to be roasted.

[@eris1788]

Im asian and I was dying- I inhaled sharply when he said "AND SOME COOKED SOBA NOODLES" Sir your making a twist of soba, ramen, indian food, korean food ( MY KIMCHI NOOO BRO I MADE FERMENTED KIMCHI AS A CHILD I GREW UP ON THAT YOU SHIT) , chinese food, and you treat it as american. Why did you do that to the chaseu? No but just why?? pls kill me now.

[@noslim0571]

@@eris1788 pork was just boiled pork. No seasoning at all. 🤣

[@weaselsdawg]

@@Gooong Miso is last thing you add in any dish because you don't want to cook it due to it loses its flavor. If anyone is a fan of Japanese food, there is a acronym for the order in which you add essential ingredients. さ (sa) for 砂糖 (sato) or sugar し (shi) for 塩 (shio) or salt す (su) for 酢 (su) or vinegar せ (se) for 醬油 (shoyu) or soy sauce そ (so) for 味噌 (miso)

[@andrejohnson6731]

“She took everything. My children, my house, my stove” Don’t forget: "my dreams”

[@ROBOTPETER101]

What are you talking about? She left the MSG.

[@ShiningYue]

still got the wok; second most important

[@TheSynthwaveMisfits]

If only she took the chilli jam!!

[@chellechanel]

8:05 the character break is SENDING ME

[@i.question4246]

Uncle Gordon: Cooks outside and Uncle roger approves Jamie Oliver: Sees video and copies cooking outside to try gain success

[@bullymaguire5197]

Uncle roger didn't approve jamie

[@nelsonmysterio8861]

*try gain success

[@BlackNarcissus9]

And still failed 😂

[@chillydemo1295]

ahahaha so funy

[@englishsiwoo1557]

As a korean, watching Jamie saying Kimchi as a Japanese food makes me cry

[@kitsunefaye1661]

My story character is part Korean; Stevie had to put down her bowl of homemade kimchi, and said in Korean “How in tf did he fuck THAT up? Kimchi’s Korean! Haiyaaaaaa!” ☹️😖😩

[@randomgirlgtxq6421]

not a Korean but I think Jamie wants to be hated... judging by what he creates... also agreed. watching him say that makes me cry... as well

[@Skully399-z6e]

I literally exploded when i heard that

[@randomgirlgtxq6421]

i think he wants to anger all Asians... this Jamie....@@Skully399-z6e

[@solfireflame]

@@williamhgsberg2303 uncle roger say Chashu not char siu

[@shoyohinata2059]

" If you listen to your food, you need more friends " - Uncle Roger Best quote I have ever heard in 14 years

[@emiranuar4912]

"if you listen to your food, you know you need more friends" 💀💀💀

[@dazzabozza1317]

8:05 that breaking of character 😂

[@AC-ob3by]

When uncle roger compared chashu to Ariana grandes skin, I died laughing 😂 😂😂

[@AC-ob3by]

No way!!!!! Fuyioh!!!!!. Thanks uncle roger

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for KZbin with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear ac

[@Vortex-hw5jp]

@@AxxLAfriku no one asked

[@Asandmanwithnosandplan]

@@Vortex-hw5jp the best part? This guy is actually doing this shit. Not using a bot. HE’S LITERALLY ADVERTISING HIMSELF. ITS SO SAD AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME. Also, don’t watch his channel.

[@emhgarlyyeung]

That's the same to me, I like to eat chashu & Ariana grandes

[@luiscrisostomo6066]

Jamie Oliver to his Ramen: "Oh dear , You Gorgeous" Meanwhile Uncle Roger: "yOu mAkE oUr aNcEstOrs cry".

[@redbrownwater]

He should go back to cooking white food and not touch asian food since he rly fcked it up twice

[@randomprozimity]

Funny how he even calls it Ramen when he uses Soba for it lol

[@herobrain_Arts]

Im a German but even my ancestors cry when they see Jamie making " Ramen "

[@peppy619]

Jamie is a living testimony of how England, despite conquering the world for spices, still has shity cuisine

[@mybagisfull]

These ARE the same people who eat beans on toast, so that's a given.

[@blackrose_221]

Well their best spice *is* flour. So....

[@Sinstarclair]

One of their sandwiches is a "Bread Sandwich"

[@ReachForTheSky]

Proof that decolonisation was a success

[@sancocho1718]

Given the current dental hygiene of England. I think they found sugar, and said good enough!

[@nguyenngotramy7991]

"If you listen to food, you know you need more friends." - Uncle Roger, 2021. -

[@alfiethelabrador9692]

Think we need to start a petition to Channel 4 to replace Jamie with Uncle Roger, that'll get Jamie to notice him 😂

[@ryuga-is3xr]

@senni bgon I doubt that's more salt than what the average gacha player out there gets hahaha

[@notsantorini266]

Yessss