Worst thing she can say is no, right?

[@JamrockHobo]

We did a community quiz earlier where I showed the thumbnail and asked everyone to guess the title. My favourites include: "Disco Elysium Dating Sim goes WRONG"' "Nii-san's race descent has only worsened since I last saw him!" "My race-realist Waifu" "8 minutes of Measurehead's romantic comments to soothe your soul" "Top 10 most viable bachelors in 2019’s Disco Elysium" "Racist man gets isekai'd into the life of an anime school girl" "Haplogroup B4 invents NTR" "You can't Measure my excitement!" "Nii-sans body betrays his dеgеneracy" "My girlfriend lectures me on semen retention" "Headmeasurer DESTROYS dеgеnerate anime boy with facts and logic" "Measurehead measures your head while explaining why you're inherently inferior (ASMR)" "Föminist? No, not you, no one believes this" "Icebreaker turns back time to make his GF a lοIi" "Anime and the racial enigma, a four-hour video essay." "Measurehead Romance Walthrough (All Endings 100%) [Mega-Raсіѕt DLC]"

[@TheAgamemnon911]

A bit KZbin-'culture' specific, but all of those are pure comedy gold.

[@frankmanismyname1147]

"MEASUREHEAD IS NOT INTERESTED IN A KOJKO AND ITS HORRIBLE POTATO SKIN"

[@rocketmanman]

"Haplogroup B4 invents NTR" goes insane lmao

[@babababoiboiboiboi]

A/B testing titles does feel like it goes against the disco spirit

[@samba-v8c]

Brainrot

[@remlezar2693]

I love that he's one of the few characters who has a more abstract portrait simply through having a strong enough belief in racisms lmao

[@thegoose8663]

'You': "Worst thing she can say is no, right?" Her: "YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY, HAM SANDWICH"

[@southnoon5808]

Measurehead absolutely DESTROYS the unpromising ham sandwich in the marketplace of ideas

[@faffywhosmilesatdeath5953]

What anime is this from?

[@JohanKylander]

​@@faffywhosmilesatdeath5953Disco Elysium

[@TheONLYFeli0]

@@faffywhosmilesatdeath5953 Disco Elysium

[@brunosouza3326]

​​@@faffywhosmilesatdeath5953 reborn in another with my alcooholic uncle

[@DeusTex-Mex]

@@faffywhosmilesatdeath5953 Disco Elysium, one of the best animes of all time

[@Svoorhout85]

Woman: *glances at me in the gym* Me internally: ARE YOU ADMIRING MY MORPHOPHYSIOLOGY?

[@gamesdeen3768]

Electrochemistry: Medium-Success: Hit on her now. She wants you, obviously.

[@dereinarmigemasseur]

franconigerian hardbody

[@OldemarFIN]

BEAR WITNESS TO MY SEMENINE PERFECTION, THE CROWNING JEWEL OF ILE DU FANTÔME

[@AllfatherBlack]

HAHAHAHAHA man that really got me

[@LCTesla]

alternative Klaasje version: the worst she can say is no but what is the worst *you* can say?

[@bergonath8851]

"I want to have fuck with you!"

[@anitaremenarova6662]

Funniest part was the music kicking in every time he spoke. Man's sigma aura is so powerful it has its own theme song.

[@JamrockHobo]

I think Joyce is the only other person in the game who has such a memorable theme just for her own person

[@viibeknight]

@@JamrockHobo I fondly remember being enchanted by the music while listening to Joyce unfold the world of Disco Elysium. I don't think I'll ever forget it.

[@krollic]

agreed but this is alpha energy not sigma

[@jchrispy3621]

What is the name of the song?

[@anitaremenarova6662]

@@jchrispy3621 It's just the harbor theme.

[@revellor3]

I cannot begin to describe how badly I want these measurehead voicelines as my alarm or ringtone. *ominous music starts blasting* ~ "DEGENERATE, you must be out of your mind"

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

That's nice and all, but please imagine grocery shopping and suddenly hearing that from no discernible source

[@broblerone413]

@@Zarmdthecoolest everyone in the immediate vicinity shits themselves

[@hlibushok]

I don't know how you can get the pure voicelines as an audio file, but putting Measurehead's theme on the ringtone is honestly a very funny idea.

[@siramaraberegal6680]

This is great, but i wish there was a failed check overlay at the beginning

[@cloud0368]

Suggestion [Trivial: Failure] - The words have already left your mouth...

[@theantithesis3358]

Measurehead truly is the ultimate waifu

[@Rot-of-Ages]

The hardest route to clear for sure.

[@scush]

“You mean Jean-Luc, my Race Mentor? He's a great teacher,  ̶a̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶  an anime girl of *virtù*.”

[@smort123]

I can fix him

[@ibish9513]

@@smort123 Implying you're not the one in need of the fixing here

[@smort123]

@@ibish9513 There is no fixing me.

[@OriginalKasym]

Worst she can say is no: 15 minute college course lecture on advanced racism:

[@sososo3906]

I cant stop imagining a real show doing that

[@bobbobby475]

Unlock Ruckus of he had a different way with his words

[@justsomeannoyingredpanda]

She denied him a second in, but she kept drilling him for the next two minutes and fourteen seconds. . .

[@zanderhenriksen6776]

He did ask "but why?" after all

[@martinnolhaf3151]

He Had to learn His lesson

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

He: asks why she doesn't want him romantically. She: painstakingly builds a political party dedicated to the task of furthering societal knowledge regarding his physical, mental and emotional inadequacies for the edification of the human race and future generations.

[@alexrayborn3974]

I don't know what about the line "OVER PRODUCTION OF SEBUM IS LEAKING INTO THEIR MINDS" or some such, but it kills me everytime

[@JamrockHobo]

"SEBUM IS LEAKING INTO THEIR BRAINS, MAKING THEM LISTEN TO *EL MARIACHI* MUSIC AND EAT TOXIC MINCED MEAT BASED FOOD. WHICH IN TURN ONLY PRODUCES MORE SEBUM."

[@blademaster4361]

A "GLANDULAR PROBLEM."

[@ratheruncreativename3252]

Absolute unit, telling him to leave before he embarrasses himself any further, and leaves before they can.

[@mdn9721]

Why is there a supercut of my dating life on youtube?

[@JamrockHobo]

The day my tinder date calls me a genetic blob of polycultural capital will be the favourite day of my life

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

​@@JamrockHobo That could be us but you didn't swipe right on my bio and its panache about how we could shape the cosmos together.

[@postaldoe]

I literally felt so humiliated and anxious while playing this through my first play. I kept died to that mf and the background was not helping at all

[@jaimepujol5507]

that's why in your second playthrough you max out on physique

[@crabofchaos7881]

​@@jaimepujol5507yeah, half-light can show him who's the bitch.

[@hodoupmer]

measurehead was ok, evrart on the other hand gave me stomach aches

[@crabofchaos7881]

@@hodoupmer they're both pretty terrible, but Evrart is a vile stinker. Measurehead is kind of lost in this fantasy of masculinity and the funky race theory. He's naive in a way? I haven't become the icebreaker though, so I haven't explored him roleplaying as a nazi.

[@ВасилийИзенов]

@@crabofchaos7881 But is he lost? Harry really is degenerate.

[@BoozeNMetaL]

I told my man to go for the 360° flying spin-kick! But did he listen? Nooo

[@lucian8351]

Biggest Semenese nationalist, living permanently in his Revachol apartment

[@Alice-he2zh]

Not knowing a single word of semenese.

[@taan1424]

Average Erdogan supporter in Germany

[@hellfire6714]

Many such cases

[@Noperare]

Albanian nationalists talking about their illyrian blood, while living in Germany

[@olegc.7877]

@@taan1424 an average Zelenskiy supporter in Turkey

[@imthedude2351]

"Our mothers are the one who teach us to receive affection from the opposite sex. _A bond you have clearly not experienced._ " Bro really just said "motherless behavior"

[@silvertrimhill9844]

*Freud has entered the chat*

[@DanielPlok]

I really want to see people with no prior experience with DE react to this, it must be like a dam' flashbang of just "DEGENERATE, YOU...".

[@azureflame2223]

All I know of disco Elysium is that there are many voices affecting narration. This smacked with just, "wtf? This is amazing!"

[@shadowcween7890]

"YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY."

[@dariussonofjazzlin7433]

I showed my friend who hasn't played but wanted a sample of the writing. He told me he felt put in his place and his ego will need 3 months to recover 😂

[@TheFirstMantoDie]

"...BELONG ON A CROSS"

[@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE]

I played that boring ass game bc of this video and now I regret it

[@whirlingincosmos]

The funniest part is that his theme kicks in every time he speaks. The part that got me: Weeb: but why? Girl: DEGENERATE

[@RobbieRothschild]

A ham sandwich going it's own way 🥪

[@alwaysright3943]

Hagtow ⚠️

[@HorusDiSaset]

I think I watched this video like 50 times already, I just can't get over it, I need Measurehead to wake me up with a “DEGENERATE, YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND” every single day of my life.

[@fan-kh7ps]

YOU MUST BEEE OUT OF YOUR BED BY NOW!

[@etasjo]

>tfw zemlayan haplogroup r1a its over

[@fauxdude9756]

kek welcome to revachol

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

@@fauxdude9756 What is THAT supposed to mean?

[@Feningor]

​​@@millenniumhandandshrimp2610, "kek"? This is “лул” (“lul”, “lol”), that was written with the wrong keyboard layout + with the Cyrillic alphabet mistakenly selected instead of the Latin one. And Revachol is the city from Disco Elysium, where Measurehead (that creepy guy from the video) lives 😊

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

@@Feningor First of all, i believe kek is the World of Warcraft horde lingo autotranslation of the word lol, technically. And the joke is that the phrase "Welcome to Revachol" is a very much benign sounding one that in reality is a racist dogwhistle.

[@Sheamu5]

I'd take the window as an exit.

[@altereichwald9483]

Saving this to my Disco Elysium playlist. Very well done

[@DuxAKADuke]

(S)He just keeps going man, even after the killing blow!

[@kirum65ack53]

the semen restrain group requires 8 minutes of measurehead doctrine, this was not a request but an order, ham sandwich.

[@ZoeBateman]

funniest thing about measurehead is that a french-sounding guy thinks he's a peak human specimen

[@Manomana1]

In disco elysium we love just one man and that man is Kim Kitsuragi

[@Exarian]

"Kim likes me, that's all I need to know."

[@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE]

I liked the smoker on the balcony and that's it, boring ass game

[@ryangosling239]

​@@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONEdegenerate, you must be out of your mind

[@hlibushok]

"THIS DISPLAY OF WEAKNESS MAY APPEAL TO OLDER WOMEN WITH A STRONGER MATERNAL INSTINCT" - doean't sound too bad tbh.

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

DEGENERATE, YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND. YOU BEAR THE UNMISTAKABLE STENCH OF AL GHUL.

[@glitchinglightning2559]

Suggestion (easy: failure)

[@TheONLYFeli0]

volition (trivial: failure)

[@nanodesu]

this is my morning motivating now

[@Jules-69lol]

excellent content as usual

[@crimsondynamo615]

The man is already dead, woman, you don’t have to stake his corpse for his peers to witness.

[@ZgermanGuy.]

Any time the poor guy thinks its over... She prepares for another punch

[@MEASUREHEAD.]

THAT IS WHY I HAVE 3 BABES.

[@garygordle5146]

I showed this to my mom and she laughed, very good video

[@vicarus5732]

The description made me want to rename myself an Icebreaker and revert time to change the timeline to the world where i didn't read it.

[@ACommonlyWealthyDeer]

If a woman rejected me like this, I would be even more upset. I would be missing out on a real one.

[@sh4rky70]

I have always wanted a meme with Measurehead. Thank you.

[@elizabethk007]

Measurehead never pulls his punches 😂

[@slumgummy]

he really said "motherless behaviour"

[@EmperorSigismund]

Measurehead is the key to all this. He's the most racist character we've ever had.

[@nanchoparty]

Another hilarious video!

[@luislasbelin]

The way he says "rabid animal" ☠

[@vladislavg8895]

on repeat constantly, so much sense in it

[@TheGlenn8]

*Pulls out the roundhouse kick*

[@Lolavs]

Bro she held nothing back 😭

[@JacopoBerzeatti10]

Literally me when trying to get a date for valentine’s day

[@lordstark9075]

She really did let him know about the Race Enigma

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

His rasisme was basique.

[@danielgrizzlus3950]

this meme made me get the game

[@pietropietro1230]

Be the man measurehead wouldn't insult that much

[@lordtachanka9375]

So an ultranationalist and a competitive racist?

[@pietropietro1230]

@@lordtachanka9375 eh, I guess you just need to stay in shape or at least sober

[@hotlinep5259]

​@@lordtachanka9375yeah, why not to

[@jonhstonk7998]

Measurehead is literally me

[@dialectiks]

Ham Sandwich race in shambles

[@ratbatart]

When your crush turns into a dissing french man

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

The whole measurehead situation is so dejecting. The discordant, drumming, trudging, ad nauseam unmelody that sounds like a man made out of fatigued metal groaning hopelessly into a rainpregnant sky while stomping towards the edge of a cliff situated on the other side of the continent. The unravelled face, tinted with colors that seem to invade reality. Whose eyes might just as well be made out of old marbles coated in fudge. A voice that seems like once thirsty soil oversaturated to glistening with compact loathing held in arrest like coagulated amber. The never ending procession of goosestepping, darkly uniformed words, bewildering theory built on theory built on theory, like an alien ladder stretching effortlessly into the staropened skies, its rungs no longer reaching the ground.

[@top-notch8277]

Thank you for putting my exact thoughts in words

[@Stunkos]

Holy purple prose god damn you're giving me hyperglycemia

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

@@Stunkos Yeah, my only ways of expression are writing poetry and making KZbin comments, basically.

[@Aintnobodysbuisness]

probably top 3 videos on KZbin, can't help but laugh out loud every time

[@Sniblet]

She apologized because she could not stop what was to come

[@josephbutler4950]

How anime girls would talk to the weebs that lust over them if they met them in real life.

[@ЗвездыБольшойПротуберанец]

These anime girls were created only to exist in the fantasies of these simps.

[@noone12748]

This applies to anime guys talking to women weebs too

[@belablanck]

Damn he just got called motherless

[@Godaronful]

I listen to measurehead voicelines in my right ear and half light in my left when I work out for maximum motivation.

[@IL_801]

Mood

[@AA-bn7tf]

I was actually sad when I couldn’t be friends with Measurehead. Probably my favorite character. Basically BAP the security guard 😆

[@millerrepin4452]

BAP stands for big ass pussy after I pass an endurance check and kick his ass.

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

Even when you try and be racist to bond with him he just mocks you for how inferior your racism is to his own.

[@Secret_Takodachi]

[Takes a step back] [Flawlessly executes a spin kick to the chest] 😂❤

[@franciasii2435]

Sigma Measurehead > Omega Taxi Driver

[@Magnus_Mundus]

holy shit. the fatal shots just keep coming 😵

[@Cinnamowo]

Honestly, Measurehead is one of THE characters ever. His voice kills it every time, and these quotes are iconic

[@LordZero666]

If i was rejected like that i would just unalive myself right then and there.

[@antonsimkin]

listenning on repeat

[@blaba2639]

alpha

[@markmonoton6224]

I just realized this genetic cul de sac is the only thing preventing the utter massacre the mercs would commit if they ever got inside the harbor. At least for the first half of the game.

[@Shiruvan]

X men Colossus but spicy

[@Redhood_Nikke_Cmndr]

This boys villain arc is going to be crazy, it has awakened my dark side as well.

[@paulywannacrack3r195]

Ham sandwich moment 🥪

[@superjohnsmith7070]

This is so funny

[@nathanwilson3507]

i remember reading about people who speak english as a second language having trouble really comprehending what measurehead was getting at, and i totally understand their confusion.

[@demogen9805]

I only got that he is racist and all this ramble about no sexual energy, ham sandwich race and similar stuff. I didn't get what al ghoul is and other strange things he was saying though. Like, i can translate of course, but can't really get the gist of it

[@matrix5051]

POV: your regular conversation with women be like 😂😂😂

[@Wulk]

I was so ready for a 360 kick flip

[@goldengears5355]

What is the anime? EDIT: I found it. It's "Imouto sae ireba li" aka; the anime where the silver haired younger sister of the protagonist is a hentai mangaka. Horrible. It deserved this Disco Elysium treatment to make it bearable.

[@necro-claud6370]

I liked it tho... Personal attack on my taste?

[@goldengears5355]

@@necro-claud6370 Absolutely! You disgust me...

[@necro-claud6370]

@@goldengears5355 fair

[@nasafo8292]

Ah measurehead, my favourite LARPer

[@antonsimkin]

never felt more attacked

[@quiteindeed6809]

Nobody like a ham-sandwich.

[@Shantara11]

Happy Valentine's day!

[@adeldell8275]

no amount of motherhood instincts can save this guy. His race simply is the worst.

[@SteveAdmienn]

Measurehead shouldve been the main villain. Bro’s got that evil in him.

[@faffywhosmilesatdeath5953]

I don't think I ever saw anyone answer this, but what anime is this taken from?

[@shadowcween7890]

Degenerate, you must be out of your mind.

[@discoinferno703]

Disco Elysium

[@faffywhosmilesatdeath5953]

@@discoinferno703 bratan please, I just want the real answer

[@remusaugustus6779]

imouto sae ireba li

[@faffywhosmilesatdeath5953]

@@remusaugustus6779 thanks, I hope this isn't a troll

[@finchesko]

we need anime about Disco world

[@Andrei4224]

He just keeps going😰

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

I get the feeling Measurehead feels compassionate towards Harry. He wants you to confront your frailties and vices. He has a sense of duty and seems genuinely loyal to the union. He even calls bullshit on your "time traveling" in the fascist playthrough. He's actually very intelligent. ...he is also TOOOOTALLY overcompensating in the way Endurance tells you to do. Don't listen to anyone. They're what's wrong with the world. YOU are strong. YOU AND YOU ALONE CAN SOLVE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS AND ANYONE who even REMOTELY TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS WRONG AND DEGENERATE AND A DISGUSTING DISGRACEFUL STAIN ON THE SURFACE OF THE WORLD.

[@thekamotodragon]

ye minus all the extreme african ra.cism, he's great!

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

@thekamotodragon It's like he read some Richard Dawkins, a couple dozen essays on human diseases, briefly GLANCED at an article on Hotep ideology, and read thousands and thousands of books on eugenics to the point it changed the look of his portrait. If you talked to him about the history of the Maori he'd probably be interested.

[@pummeluff230]

Never try to argue with someone who has a neck so thick it melts directly into his shoulders

[@isamekailmahmud9302]

I mean it this would hurt... If they came from literally any other character

[@akshayhere]

A truly HARDCORE denial

[@BingusLover45]

HARDCORE TO THE MEGA

[@tiramin]

This is possibly worse than being rejected by Actual Arts Degree. Possibly.

[@badartxd]

Curious and can’t find it anywhere : what show is the og anime clip from?

[@shadowcween7890]

Degenerate, you must be out of your mind.

[@remusaugustus6779]

imouto sae ireba li

[@walterl322]

I'm out of air goddamnit

[@invinciblemic]

I could listen to him talk until the end of my natural lifespan

[@OldemarFIN]

Real Icebreaker-heads know it is a good pain

[@TheBaronEssen]

I wish one day i could use these lines irl. This would be great

[@JamrockHobo]

theres nothing keeping you from doing it

[@TheBaronEssen]

@@JamrockHobo the stars must be in the right place.

[@Ratere1]

Im sorry measurhead but 360 kick is on the way