Jan's Deposition - The Office US

[@jksbananamilk]

They forgot the best part: “Mr. Scott, who's this other woman, Ryan. Who you refer to here as, 'just as hot as Jan but in a different way.'”

[@LogsMaggot]

And Toby bursting out laughing, it kills me every single time. I think that part was not scripted, he was genuinely laughing lmao

[@Kjobbit]

He's just this cool...great looking guy in the office

[@Memorex996]

I was looking for that part. Watching Toby laugh is great

[@PatrickWagz]

@@Kjobbit Not a woman..... just a cool, great-looking best friend!!

[@zoefang4563]

@@LogsMaggot Don't we all just love it when the producers choose to keep every ad lib??

[@Drew-vz8pb]

Toby gets his revenge in so many small yet effective ways.

[@thebasketballhistorian3291]

It cracked me up how straight and nonchalantly he asked for a copy, haha.

[@KyChristensen]

@@thebasketballhistorian3291 could you make it 11... 😂😂😂

[@JohnDoe3.14]

You know in fact maybe he did it because he wanted to get an insight into Michael psyche and 'help' him

[@vignesh.balasubramanian]

At the poker game, I'ma chase that feel.

[@campathz]

@@KyChristensen eleven, sure

[@bobarcher5837]

The fact that he writes "Oh Diary" and signs off with hugs and kisses like a teenage girl always kills me

[@buntut_ayam]

Lmaooo I imagine him writing on his diary lying on his stomach on the bed and kicking his feet in the air as he writes with a pink sparkly pen 😭

[@NightSide1349]

@@buntut_ayamVery descriptive and yet hilarious lol

[@avinchelsea2299]

Ok sexist

[@bobarcher5837]

@@avinchelsea2299 🤦‍♂️

[@NightSide1349]

@@avinchelsea2299 🤦‍♂️

[@Pendarr]

“That wasn’t to go the bathroom, that was to get out of a question.”

[@zara4793]

Loved that part 😂😂😂😂

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

I don’t think he understands that they’re typing everything he says

[@untamedbread9571]

If they had this meeting at Chili’s it would have gone a whole lot smoother for Micheal.

[@flyingjlotlizard9993]

"Chilis baby back ribs. I want my baby back baby back" 🕺

[@frostyflames7864]

I feel God in this Chili's tonight

[@enjoyitbro]

Well no cause that client "liked jokes" these guys on the other hand did not

[@shootinghoopswithnoahsmith2426]

Facts

[@frostyflames7864]

@@enjoyitbro "liked jokes"?? That client and Michael were straight up vibing!

[@romangagne5842]

"Tan almost everywheres Jan almost everywheres" That always cracks me up

[@haileymay1656]

Roman Gagne teehee

[@romangagne5842]

@@haileymay1656 "I'm having sex with my boss More later xoxoxo Michael Scott"

[@milamdodana1945]

"Hihi"

[@randomdude6719]

Hee hee

[@bschro7146]

Even when said by someone else and a different tone, you just know it’s Michael haha

[@haydenrodriguez4670]

“They hang off miladys chest” lmaoo

[@drakerapper8050]

M'lady's*

[@benjaminlundback8394]

@@drakerapper8050 it's the same thing

[@NekomGiorgio]

They make milk

[@10highsky]

😂

[@lilhogfella]

@@drakerapper8050 Milady is correct

[@chance_ondriezek99]

Leave it to Michael Scott to make a “That’s what she said” joke in the middle of a deposition.

Now it's recorded for all time lol

[@jeffallen55]

Two of them actually. The first was in response to the question. The second was when he said "Come again? That's what she said."

[@aldoteng]

The funniest thing is how this simple joke became a 46 second segment. I think the funniest jokes in the world make us think and try to dissect the joke but the more we try the more ridiculous it sounds and we just end up walking away bewildered.

[@Bendetoma]

I love how serious he is saying it, like he doesnt even have a choice, his mind FORCES him to say it

[@mindeloman]

Melora Hardin does not get enough credit for playing Jan. All her facial expressions were always 100% on point.

[@Musicienne-DAB1995]

Agreed, she is hilarious.

[@jm1657]

Yes. And it had to be really hard playing opposite Steve Carrell; he was so so so funny as Michael.

[@Nordicjumper]

She’s a triple thread. She also sings and dances.

[@robloxvids2233]

​@Nordicjumper her dad was a really good actor. He was in The Firm and Big Trouble in Little China. And her mom was...in movies, too. She was the topless woman in Used Cars. You're welcome.

[@tylergee3043]

​@@robloxvids2233and she's monks wife,

[@incubuscritter]

“He asked for a line, like in a play” The most underrated quote in the whole show

[@ilyas6875]

conspiracy theory: steve carell forgot what he was supposed to say next, so he openly asked behind-the-scenes producers/writers for a line LIKE IN A PLAY BECAUSE HE IS IN A PLAY. it worked so well they let "asking for a line" be a line like in a play, but steve was really asking for a line, because he was in a play. Meta.

[@Somalia690]

iggy goog yea that's not true

[@kk-tq8in]

@@ilyas6875 nice story but that ain't it chief

[@pkliskiki1800]

@@Somalia690 can you prove it?

[@FedeArgentina]

Laughter

[@enjoyitbro]

Toby: Can you Make that 11? Michael: Thinks about the scene in Threat level midnight where Toby's head explodes.

[@kalakritistudios]

enjoyitbro Saw that line just while reading this🤣🤣

[@joycampi7233]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[@unbreakablehaven]

it was intregral to the story

[@deanmoriarty6015]

“...Line.” “What?” “He asked for a line, like in a play.”

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear dean

[@deanmoriarty6015]

AxxL i don’t need to watch any to know they’re right

[@cIutchIess]

dean savage but I agree

[@oldmanold7863]

@@AxxLAfriku Stop it, get some help

[@zyaicob]

That's incredible

[@rebmemllednal]

"Delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it."

[@FloridaWaterAdventures]

He said that also about Kevin's Chris Rock routine.

[@jenm1]

come again?

[@DailyClickbait]

@@jenm1 *that's what she said*

[@altevzy]

what anime is ur profile picture from?

[@obscure_alternatives]

@@altevzy I think it might be konosuba

[@wonk123]

michael’s diary should be a real book. Everyone would read it during quarantine

[@AxxLAfriku]

ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear fun

[@dustinmarino5096]

steve carell or someone from the show should just write a book called "Michael's Diary" and sell it as the office merch

[@LittleApple256]

@Ahsan Bilal hehehe

[@JKonk]

Lil Sket I don’t read but I think it’s the opposite

[@OPbdh116]

@Lil Sket Or maybe just smarter people...

[@biancatinebra1848]

“Mr. Scott do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ?” Michael: “ Yesh”

[@tteious]

hahahaahahahahhaah that got me

[@mohamadmjamaleddin7155]

Yepper

[@Srinidhi00726]

Maybe it's a legal masterpiece because he didn't agree by actually saying Yes but they heard it as Yes and took his statement for truth and so he can't be held accountable for Perjury because he never said Yes on record and hence, will not qualify to be under Oath.

@@Srinidhi00726 That is absolutely brilliant

[@tanymany19]

I feel David Wallace becomes much more patient to all of Michaels shenanigans because of this episode when he chose the company over Jan even though Wallace's review was against Michael.

[@matthewriley7826]

True, but I think even he got tired of it eventually and that’s why he hired Charles to deal with him.

[@antourte1]

Yeah, he's a nice guy.

[@changuage]

@@matthewriley7826 two highly paid executives costing money over the people that they lift their nose at making bank

[@lucasbischoff2268]

@@matthewriley7826 I think hiring Charles was a decision made because of the dire financial situation the company as a whole was in. Dunder-Mifflin thought they needed someone with an outside perspective to help run things more efficiently; it wasn't because Wallace was having problems with Michael specifically.

[@jsilva7005]

@@changuage Michael’s incompetence cost the company so much money. Michael is hilarious but he’s a terrible human being, he deserved all the bad things that happened to him.

[@kymmzej9173]

I love how Michael keeps digging his own grave.

[@mennashaban1654]

Well said

[@jaym.9275]

@McLarenBMW do you constantly dig your own grave? If you do you may just be an idiot.

[@milamdodana1945]

More like Jan's grave 😂

[@Iwanwahid1969]

@@jaym.9275 ...exactly.

[@maryalaback6273]

⁠​⁠@@milamdodana1945 “if it was from the first time we kissed SOBER it was like four months after that” her face at 2:40 😂

[@supadupazach3163]

This is one of the best scenes in the show and the skill these actors have to not break out laughing now insane

[@benjaminlundback8394]

Do you know about bloopers? I am pretty sure that they did many takes

[@jm1657]

@Simulation algorithm That TV was such a space saver! Lol

[@Canadianvoice]

They break all the time, that's why they take multiple takes.

[@TheDarkWorld24]

-Mr Scott, do you realize you just contradicted yourself? -I did? -Yes you did. -Can I go to the bathroom? -No -I really have to, I've been drinking lots of water. -You went 5 minutes ago. -That wasn't to go to the bathroom, that was to get out of a question. -You still have to answer it -First, can I go to the bathroom? -No *Slowly looks at the camera* This just cracks me up everytime and its just the woman reading it but its so damn funny

[@neelparmar6690]

The delivery is perfect

[@douggranger5049]

Lol ..I luv Toby's glance at the camera too

[@zoefang4563]

@@douggranger5049 There's no way anyone can make it with a straight face. I would have ruined 100 takes dying of laughter from the bathroom lines.

[@wearebillionyearoldcarbon9563]

The woman reading it back with a straight face like shes reciting a book 🤣🤣

[@dravyn4124]

That bathroom line was probably the funniest in the show

[@Sgtturtle22]

The stenographer reading Michael Scott wanting to go to the bathroom kills me every single time 😂😂😂😂

[@maryalaback6273]

“…First can I go to the bathroom?” “No.” 😂😂😂

[@jacobsilverman4645]

The ULTIMATE Office reading checklist: 1. Michael's diary 2. Creed's blog 3. Andy's diary (this is mentioned in later seasons) 4. Kevin's cookbook 5. Stanley's soduku & crossword puzzles 6. Toby's "Chad Flenderman" novels (Jk no one likes you Toby) 7. Dwight's journal

[@Ajay_S4]

Jacob Silverman And Dwight’s survival guide

[@ediamond23]

And the teapot letter

[@rebmemllednal]

And The Adventures of Jimmy Halpert

[@Desmond_Video_Discussions]

don't forget Jim's fake garden Party book

[@brynn6421]

www.officequotes.net/creedThoughts.php#ct01 It's Creed's blog thing

[@cgarciahfcu]

Poor Michael. He expected to get screwed by his company but never expected to get screwed by his girlfriend.

[@enjoyitbro]

Well he did screw the tots, princeton family paper, Pams Mom, openly slept with a married woman and bragged about it. So no "Poor" Michael isn't the way to describe him. Unless you're talking about his bank account.

[@chelseivigil644]

*That's what she said--*

[@CEOGEOVANI]

enjoyitbro did Michel fire you

[@enjoyitbro]

@@CEOGEOVANI Oh and he also tried to get Dwight to take the blame and get fired over something he did. He tried to Sabotage Jim when he was co manager even though Jim saved Michael Scott Paper Co.

[@enjoyitbro]

@B A He also held a kid hostage over a Pizza Discount, pulled the ladder under from Daryl injuring him then laughed about it later and did a racist impression of Asian people on two different occasions

[@hawkeye4205]

"Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere" still kills me. Brilliant delivery by the lawyer.

[@sumayyasyed4350]

The "hehe" is what nails it

[@angelinebena9675]

@@sumayyasyed4350 ikr

[@LJ-sh6kf]

“I’m definitely feeling very eerie”

[@VisualCraft_PRO]

heehee😂

[@vastolorde2861]

"Could you make 11?" My God, the balls on toby!!!

[@FatGouf]

IDK, if anyone in the office were there they'd ask for a copy too

[@chrishargreaves8016]

I actually think it's kind of sad that Toby would take such a sordid interest in Michael's private life.

[@MP-nq9ht]

@@chrishargreaves8016 I mean, with how badly Michael treats him, it’s kind of like the perfect payback to get a chance to look at his diary.

[@FatGouf]

@@chrishargreaves8016 its more sad that Michael would take such a malicious interest of framing Toby of doing drugs.

[@ziksy6460]

Toby was lowkey loving every minute

[@KB-nz6bv]

As he should 😂

[@VLAD_P_]

The Scranton strangler was getting off on it .

[@desmondkelly5178]

If you can recall way back when Michael was asking for a raise Tobey knew that this was going to go to trial

[@matthewriley7826]

@@desmondkelly5178Probably knew Jan was gonna get canned too.

[@ivanichianus]

Steve Carell’s acting was so good in this Can’t believe he never won an Emmy for his Michael Scott role

[@JRT418]

I know! I was hearing about that on the Office Ladies Podcast the other day. Unbelievable! I was shocked.

[@ahawhatupbbgorl]

Guy: "and you were directly under her the whole time?" Michael: "That's what she said"

[@shelbywill8848]

“Now Mr. Scott what did you say Ms. Levinson said?”

[@ahawhatupbbgorl]

@@shelbywill8848 " come again, thats what she said ."

[@thedarkknight9153]

ZayKo0o People write their favorite quote from the video all the time. You can't stop it.

[@joelcampos8795]

"Just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. Hehe"

[@xBurko]

Hehe

[@chrishargreaves8016]

The way that guy says ''he he'' kills me every time.

[@user-cn4tw6ox5b]

I feel like this clip is the ideal representation of Michael. It sums up every facet of his personality perfectly.

[@deadlypandaghost]

Misses his caring side like when he went to Pam's art show

[@vinnieg6161]

How about his pure evilness towards Toby?

[@FoigTCG]

i watched this series more than 10 times and I'm now just realizing Michael actually framed his relationship dislosure form like he said he would at David's party

[@marcosmanuelvillarreal8823]

Can you elaborate? I'm trying to remember but i can't, do you have an episode?

[@FoigTCG]

@@marcosmanuelvillarreal8823 season 3 episode 17 - Cocktails

[@andyparackal7471]

Erikson Bautista the cocktail is Episode 18

[@churmmmcuz2823]

@@marcosmanuelvillarreal8823 Michael Scott said he would frame his “love contract” with Jan. In this scene he pulled out the form and it was framed. Even though it’s just an HR thing saving the company from lawsuits.

[@ItsBoFoSho]

Wow. I never noticed that before. Good eye!

[@300thNPC]

2:52 the way the guy clarifies "he asked for a line, like in a play..." with upmost seriousness 🤣

[@crackthecode1578]

At 4:10 when Michael corrects the man reading, and says it's pronounced "irie," this is a word which is common more so in Jamaican English... it means nice or pleasant... Michael made some of the most intellectual references across his time on the show lmao

[@alinatahir8326]

Wow never knew that!

[@ch_rlieb03]

The goat

[@mayurdudhe6378]

Judge - Let's make 10 copies of the diary Toby - Ahmm.. Could you make 11?

[@kaybrown4010]

Toby: Make that eleven. Michael: 😡

[@enjoyitbro]

As soon as he said that Michael must have been thinking of that scene in threat level midnight when Tobys head explodes

[@tanyajustine3223]

I love when Michael asks Jan's lawyer to repeat his question with the phrase "come again" he follows it up with thats what she said. The man can't help himself 🤣

[@Mark-sj3xb]

Whenever Michael is pressed into something or doing something against his will, he always goes into childish mode. The episodes with Charles Miner are classic examples.

[@federicolacognata7038]

I think Michael kept a diary because he really wanted someone to talk to, this shows how lonely he feels and explains his behavior, it seems like he’s always in need for attention, but he just wants to be loved. That’s why he felt like that meeting holly. Great characterization.

[@butterspike680]

The way the lawyer reads Michael's diary in a dead serious way im dying LMAOOO

[@RedjiyThornton]

Tan almost everyday everywhere gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@NoName-eq9md]

He reads it like the Bible

[@MB-tu4no]

"He asked for a line, like in a play." Can't stop laughing

[@whatsactuallygoingonhere7230]

"The timing was nothing short of predominant."

[@andrepoiy1199]

Toast. I don't get it, can someone explain?

[@maxperez-stable6796]

@@cmmartti this time, though, he uses it correctly

[@UKYusei]

@@maxperez-stable6796 I thought he meant to say premeditated lol

[@srclevenger]

The best "that's what she said" in the series.

[@lordvampire3032]

Zaphod Beeblebrox close but no, maybe top 5 tho

[@bradypetrie8370]

Lego Lover there is white-collar and blue-collar but I don’t see it that way because I am collar-blind

[@thedarkknight9153]

Dinner party would disagree. It's said with such disdain it's perfect.

[@chelseivigil644]

@@bradypetrie8370 hat to be that person, but-- collar*

[@bradypetrie8370]

Chelsei Vigil fine I’ll edit it

[@simba1414]

“She was drinking a lot....of water” 😂

[@thenewadventuresofhenry6998]

"She couldn't drink alcohol because of all the pills she was taking."

[@moutiaRP]

This scene got me on tears. they way he said "come again" followed by a fast "thats what she said" is priceless, i had to stop watching for 5 minutes to be able to breath.

[@suesylvester6456]

*“Aren't we trying to determine whether Michael and Jan were engaged in a romantic affair? Not Michael and this Ryan person.”*

[@artonline01]

sue sylvester That one night you made everything alright.

[@yaboileonard2866]

Hot but in a different way...

[@drago2593]

Toby chuckles

[@chelseivigil644]

^ "Okay, so let's make ten copies of his diary" Toby- uhm-- can you make that 11?

[@artonline01]

@@chelseivigil644 Yeah thanx we just saw that in the video.

[@santyman100]

“And you were directly under her the whole time?” “That’s what she said” One of the best that’s what she said jokes. Absolutely love that line.

[@deanmoriarty6015]

Well, delivery was all wrong. You’re butchering it.

[@TingusPingus445]

“That’s what she said” “What did you say Ms. Levinson say to you about your employment status”

[@frostyflames7864]

...with respect to her corporate position

[@kevindantzig5963]

Come again? Thats what she said...

[@zerocray5219]

Petition to make Michael’s Journal to be a downloadable book.

[@sirgabealot01]

You have to love how they refer to his book as a journal and he insists on calling it a diary.

[@lunaranger4921]

Curious Michael ACCIDENTALLY shared his private picture with everyone in the office Jan PURPOSELY shared Michael’s diary with everyone in the office

[@matthewriley7826]

It’s possible. But I think Jan probably brought the diary as insurance or a plan B in case Michael did something that would bungle the deposition. I don’t think she would have brought out the diary unless it was absolutely necessary.

[@ducksauce0074]

@@matthewriley7826 like Michael said in the end why he chose to side with thr company, "You expect to grt screwed by the company, but you dont expect yo get screwed by your girlfriend"

[@diy_rabbithole]

No. He purposefully tried to send it so someone without jan's consent. The "accident" was sending it to the wrong email address. And he was originally sending it to PACKER... arguably the worst person in the history of Office. That's completely different from accidentally sending the wrong photo. Jan and Michael are equally terrible.

[@JBM425]

Of course, had Michael only sent it to Todd Packer, him being Todd Packer, he probably would have shared it across the entire Internet, so it would have found its way around anyway.

[@soveyreemo3430]

@@diy_rabbithole yup. Basically, Michael is a stupid a-hole - and he usually gets away with it. Jan just decided she won't be having her career ruined due to his stupidity and arrogance. I kinda understand her, that was Michael's fault entirely, so he ought to receive all the punches.

[@kapilsabharwal5879]

The wholesome moment was Michael telling Wallace "You're nice guy too" in the end, because Wallace tried to save Michael's dignity. When asked whether Micheal is being considered for Corporate Position he said "No" after being asked 5 times, and just an apologetic half hearted "No". Later he apologized to Michael for all the mess. Jan on the Other hand said a lot of bad things in her review about Michael. "You're nice guy too" was very heart warming, they both appreciated each other.

[@matthewriley7826]

Though to be fair, she did recommend that he be moved into sales a position Michael excels at, rather than termination. And her assessment of Michaels managerial skills were harsh but accurate.

[@kwymard11]

“Tan everywhere. Jan everywhere. Feeling eerie” “It’s Ay-ree. Delivery was all off” Love everything about this scene

[@Alex-cw3rz]

You've mixed up two different lines, "the delivery was all off" is from when the stenographer says that's what she said. He just say "Ay-ree" to that line.

[@liebestitch689]

“How long have you known the plaintiff?” “I haven’t actually seen it, but I’ve seen the Firm and planning to renting the Pelican Brief.” Lol

[@shanenguyen2952]

"Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. Hee hee." - Michael Scott

[@DoctorWhoHugh]

"tan almost everywhere, jan almost everywhere" never fails to make me break. Its the monotone voice in particular that it so brilliant

[@rainjnoski8233]

“Delivery is all wrong, she’s butchering it” . He lowkey got so offended lol you can see it in his face

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

_He actually had the "Company Love Document" framed._

[@AendM]

2:58 - 3:17 has to be one of my favorite moments from the office, I lose it every time I watch this scene 🤣

[@anthonysmith7504]

Can anyone else just imagine Micheal laying on his bed, feet kicking in the air, writing this while laughing at his own jokes!

[@extremelyvividcardgames7890]

Toby asking for a copy of Michael's diary is the funniest part of this whole video 🤣

[@ibrahimbaliyawalla2226]

If reproduced, only Creed's blog would be something that would outsell Michael's diary..

[@tomato2517]

Ibrahim Baliyawalla Why don’t you just read his blog?

[@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661]

Dwight's journal (in which he writes things to keep secrets from his computer) would be a tough challenger too. Also his survival manual.

[@wbm8548]

"That's what she said", "the twins" Michael Scott, is the only person in the world who can say this kind of expressions with a straight face in front of an attorney

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

I love inside jokes. I hope to be apart of one some day.

[@hotstuff6175]

And that is an inside joke, congrats you are in inside joke meta joke

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

@@hotstuff6175 oh sick!

[@nickl.4168]

Idk why I find it hysterical that Michael calls his journal his diary😂

[@elibloom1041]

Toby’s face at 3:06 kills me 😂😂😂

[@tunafish5462]

Come on I was waiting for "As hot as jan but in a different way" line lol

[@jaddaoud3532]

At this pace every scene from the office will be on KZbin

[@kenya1067]

Toby needing a copy is his only revenge

[@jm1657]

😂

[@jonathan6740]

This is peak Office comedy. As much as as I like Parks and Rec, no scene even comes close to this. Incredible writing and acting.

[@stormyprawn]

"hehe" - Michael Scott's diary

[@benw3884]

Petition for them to make a video: The evolution of Jim’s hair

[@Books-and-coffee0]

Oh my God, every episode in this show is getting better and better. I'm watching it for the first time and I'm obsessed!

[@maxseidelman6926]

2:42 - the universal reaction reaction to one realizing that they have no case.

[@mandang3545]

"Jan everywhere hehe" 🤣🤣🤣 I can't with this man child 🤣🤣

[@MrCodeman2036]

I love that they want to go on record with a page from Michael Scott's personal journal, and he immediately asks what are you doing with my diary? Then about a minute later another attorney asked to see a copy of said journal and Michael immediately says no one should be allowed to read my diary...🤣

[@E_AA1941]

I can’t cringe anymore because of watching Scotts Tott’s

[@MegaSlowe]

"And we'll break for lunch so that everyone can have a look..." 😂

[@vdowatcher]

3:56 got me real bad🤣🤣🤣

[@SynapFozzy435]

You have to love how Michael wasn’t mad at all throughout the entire questioning until Toby requested a copy of his diary, lol.

[@matthewriley7826]

He gets pretty mad at Jan later after reading a harsh, but not inaccurate, performance review of him being manager.

[@Th3De3je]

2:59 ive always come back to it so funny 😭😭💀💀

[@KB-nz6bv]

Toby laughing about Ryan cracks me up every time

[@dagameplayer]

Toby: Could you make it 11?" that line killed me.

[@saulwexler6852]

Jan makes this scene for me. Her facial expressions, words, her delivery, just too funny.

[@lemoninacoconut6460]

"...xoxo, Michael."

[@CorkSkrew]

3:36 The fact that he corrects the lawyer to ‘diary’ is a highly underrated detail

[@machinechad_x491]

"...tan almost everywhere. JAN almost everywhere..hehe, Oh diary..."

[@NoName-eq9md]

Reads it like a pastor

[@jonathanrojas6537]

“ tan almost everywhere… Jan almost everywhere… hehe” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@AllanElMelon1043]

1:15 I like the lawyers reaction to Michael describing who the twins are.

[@zyaicob]

This is such a beautifully written moment of television

[@alexisd6106]

I love how they call it "Michael Scott's personal journal" and Michael says "whoa what are you doing with my diary?"

[@AlphaCentauri24]

"Could you make 11?" That fucking Toby! :D

[@Adam-ui4ef]

"To be delicate, they hang of my ladies chest" Thats it im gone

[@mmesquita2318]

Totally lost it at the "hee hee oh diary what a week" part 😂😂

[@SIDWARD-z3b]

Michael's confidence when he says that's what she said , the second time when the advocate asked is the best 😂

[@elnuisance]

How did they finally get around to shooting this scene with straight faces is beyond me😂😂😂😂😂

[@Musicienne-DAB1995]

The woman lawyer representing corporate is brilliant, especially when she pulls out Jan's topless photo.

[@pitmclord]

And they somehow have no bloopers of this on the KZbin reels

[@DLoz96]

"And you were directly under her the whole time?" "That's what she said." "Excuse me?" "T h a t' s w h a t s h e s a i d." My favorite part 💀

[@ernestomoreno4409]

I love Michael's genuine disappointment at his diary being shared.

[@allenmuhammad6737]

honestly, one of my favorite all time scenes. "and you were directly under her the entire time?" M: that's what she said "excuse me?" M (slower): that's...what...she...said. *confused* "Ms. Levinson told you that she was your direct superior?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@allenmuhammad6737]

how could you stay serious for the ENTIRE scene. it's too much gold in 5 mins LOL

[@ElBadriano]

The answer to 'How long have you known the plaintiff' always cracks me up!

[@wootwootsoup]

“How long were you under her for?” “That’s what she said” “Excuse me” “That’s what she said” “She said you were working under her?” “What? No”

[@bradypetrie8370]

Jania Jones come again- that’s what she said

[@Crazytomm]

Well.. The delivery is all wrong.

[@zadman0447]

This is actually such an underrated scene. Almost everything said is just hilarious writing.

[@freddieslade827]

4:33 I think Michael may be right here actually, unless he approved their request for the dairy and forgot about it, or if they had already obtained a warrant for the dairy.

[@GweiTheLeafChild]

It gets me how Michael corrects the guy on "irie", it's Jamaican patois for nice, right, or cool, Michael is actually using a real word in its proper use and pronunciation.

[@Musicienne-DAB1995]

Hey mon!

[@jm1657]

Thank you for explaining that joke. I couldn’t figure out why I didn’t understand it before. 😊

[@jm1657]

That was a first for Michael!