guitar store dad jokes

[@JackOfHarts96]

Customer: "I'll beat you with a guitar if you make another pun" Jared: "Is that a fret?"

[@dd12332]

loool gode one

[@arya6085]

Best comment.

[@oliverholland1205]

Brilliant

[@HorrorMetalDnD]

Don’t fret. It’ll be alright.

[@xuktqy.]

Hahahahahahaha 😂

[@ShiningXwolf]

this physically hurt me to watch

[@bestboy897]

James Coyle its meant to

[@Sean3503]

These puns make me suicidal.

[@NBPPROGOAT]

HELLO

[@solomonoh7769]

Still not as cringeworthy and provocative as tonewood

[@ElectronR4r]

It physically hurts to HEAR. D: D:

[@TouchiestMetal]

Customer: Hi I'm looking for a guitar Employee: Hi looking for a guitar

[@kjdjdhgdhsj8859]

The ultimate dad joke

[@adamhufnagel9721]

Why do I see you everywhere?

[@TouchiestMetal]

Adam Hufnagel it could be me or another obi wan kenobi

[@masterbateman2686]

Hello there

[@robertfinch6602]

You turned her against Me!!

[@janbruggemann5636]

"I know WATT I'm talking about" that one was really bad like... It hertz a lot

[@Zalkin4213]

OMG IM DYING

[@goodninji8]

...get out.

[@jj.h1388]

Heh I messed up the even number, I’m like 201 😂😂😂

[@pennos4329]

Oh my gosh

[@bakugoukatsuki302]

This is just reVOLTing.

[@NicholasLuo]

I love how he only has 3 customers to handle with... LOL

[@kudoyogichi9523]

Thats the only customers that doesn’t run away

[@luckyluke3254]

666th like!

[@jondunmore4268]

They keep coming back.

[@cclivgg]

Moral of the story: don’t let Jared work in any sort of instrument store

[@okalright3941]

@@eliah7346 r/wooooosh

[@generalobiwankenobi8265]

I would want him to work at the place I go to get guitars!

[@mr.alfredent.5256]

If he did I would want to shop there

[@howaboutno3612]

Don’t *fret*

[@darkmaster450]

I'd find him entertaining 😆

[@quinnsaturn]

actual footage of me and why i shouldn't be able to work at a guitar store

[@xypherus777]

Lol same

[@buckets683]

Me too, but I shouldn't be able to live, really I think I'm being too annoying with the jokes ._.

[@me0101001000]

I did this at my old town's guitar store all the time. Customers loved me, employees hated me LOL

[@emilandresen7577]

How did the guitarist die? He crashed his pickup into a bridge and broke his neck. Had to do it.

[@martinhroch344]

Oh my Goooosh...

[@noahfangmusic]

Dammit

[@Wardism]

i like my puns in triplets

[@ollieheads374]

Han Emil did u just assume their fender!! The guitarist could be a gib daughter

[@grenshep1224]

Lol wut

[@maelfougere1090]

Customer: "we have a complaint about one of your employees" Jared: "uke-an't stop me"

[@netkosent1620]

Hahaha! "We have special financing. One payment. Right now."

[@lucyxdreams]

"Do you have any Gibsons?" "No..." *Gibsons directly behind them*

[@falconpowerful2362]

"But we have Gib-daughters" then the vomit in mouth reaction...

[@SG-_-245]

Sterling Guess I was literally about to comment that

[@nesfan8]

No dude those are the Gib-daughters he was talking about

[@user-lr7fv6td5y]

Yeah. That's the joke.

[@rugratzofficial3609]

But i was going to say that

[@mike12pass]

7:03 he should’ve said “mind if I join in on your jam session?” As he held up a jar of jelly

[@marimo9847]

I think Jared's favorite band is PUNtera

[@Papayaaa27]

GEORGE prot dude, nice try, but that one fell♭(flat)

[@TheGreenTeabagger]

Don't you ever goof on Pantera.

[@John-db7yk]

GEORGE prot do you think you work here

[@maxkov03]

No, he listens to Five Finger Death PUNch

[@diTosTube]

or PUNic! at the Disco.

[@felipecampos5908]

That sweeping joke timing tho

[@TechnoticTV]

1:34 me trying to make friends

[@GrayKeyboard]

I feel ya

[@comradedyatlov199]

me trying to make friends 3:50

[@magpiemuneca]

"Its just a joke, pedal down" *throws the pedal with no second thoughts*

[@daddiikong1602]

I was waiting for the crash, but heard someone catch it! LOL!

[@Neobenji]

I would’ve genuinely laughed at his jokes.

[@theriffrepeaterjr.3950]

So would I

[@theriffrepeaterjr.3950]

@Second Birth yo tambien me conozco

[@theriffrepeaterjr.3950]

@Second Birth google translate is crap sorry i meant 'I know,me too'

[@sammyloehnis3373]

Dad jokes are >>>>>

[@람다람-q9z]

Same tho

[@snakepudding5851]

“Do you have Gibson’s?” “no” Gibson’s literally behind him.

[@a2a373]

Gretch

[@boomerrob9223]

Do you understand humour at all?

[@TheMystic_239]

*Psst* That's the joke

[@tylermcdonald9372]

r/Wooosh

[@sidnotthesloth1827]

lol ikr.

[@FrenzyWolf]

I lost it at the Basement Joke

[@Ro-hf4eb]

Same lol

[@mirkobarat2869]

The banana though... that was unexpected

[@alexkidd4979]

same here mate

[@anakinvader9120]

"Gibsons?... noooo, only Gib-Daughters" LMAOOOOOO I lost it at that

[@urielgranados4371]

Anakin Vader xD

[@sanjeahnoyuk3055]

there was gibsons right behind him too XD

[@JacksonFuller457]

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground

[@JacksonFuller457]

Why wasn't Anakin ready to have a kid: He loves to slaughter children

[@jayz_fs]

“Is Joe here?” I was expecting “joe mama” but we got *”BanJoe”*

[@haydenhartley7212]

2017 was a simpler time

[@razebeats308]

No, Joe Biden is still in the basement

[@ajciccar3]

the pause for the broom... yes

[@jpowell7899]

love the puns, now I wanna go use them on Guitar Center employees lol

[@ItsMe-tt5wc]

"Hello is this a guitar store?" "NO I AM PATRIC"

[@nightnightfire644]

I’m pretty sure this is the guitar store

[@nightnightfire644]

Nah this is squidward 😂

[@zeoalexo]

NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!! *I am not a guitar store*

[@elasina]

NO THIS IS PATRICK

[@ashleyhester4049]

NoooooooOoooOoo !!! ... This is PATRICK. !!!

[@zachkent2575]

I actually laughed at "We had to ban Joe"

[@Terminado907]

Zach Kent "don't lose your head over it" got me pretty good

[@sydneytimmermans]

The "half off" really made me laugh

[@harrisonclark9208]

Zach Kent Same

[@ishdeath1950]

same

[@simoncouperthwaite9582]

Duncan Wright has a.9CPhc,

[@rippedfarmerdaddy5045]

God i could totally relate to this. Ever since becoming a dad i've been like this literally, corny jokes nobody else laughs about but me hahaha

[@rippedfarmerdaddy5045]

yeam man

[@TheMinersMinors]

Herri Hernal im like this........ and im 16.... i have no friends.......

[@koifishtheatre]

TheMinersMinors That's also describes me perfectly wtf i thought i was the only one

[@downtherabbitholephotograp6552]

This is the best kind of humor if you ask me.

[@AshenAlbaz0079]

Content 69 I do them just to see how far I can go with them to piss off the few friends I have

[@doodles4433]

Ok the “are you shure” was actually hilarious

[@swiggityswonerihaveaboner4653]

There just guitar puns, no need to FRET

[@applepie1540]

they're*

[@tysonreesmusic]

Thanks for putting FRET in capitals so we could get the joke.

[@tylerpeters6272]

MS Messiah they're*

[@swiggityswonerihaveaboner4653]

I pu it in caps so more people could PICKUP on the joke

[@tysonreesmusic]

I don't get it?

[@tobias1377]

What is a guitarists favorite car Pickup.....

[@spiritemporer9027]

Tobias Thats not a car it’s a truck so the pun kinda doesn’t work XD

[@EAG59]

Shadow/ /Games and Vlogs Its also not a cat

[@spiritemporer9027]

Eric A. DAMNIT I hate typos XD

[@EAG59]

Shadow/ /Games and Vlogs They suck

[@hellfire7284]

A fender

[@casperes0912]

*Comes rushing into the playing area, making explosion sounds* "Dude what's going on?" "The action is so hiiiigh"

[@digthemusicman483]

"Nice Stratocaster." "Did you just assume my FENDER?!"

[@TheLegendaryAkil]

You’re of-Fender-ing me

[@dickieboypnuts1]

Sorry to of-fender you , hope we can GUILD a better relationship from here

[@callummcgillivray9608]

I laughed a lot more than I should have at the strandberg joke lol

[@fbeckerschiavo]

i lost my shit at that one!

[@beidouvirus3978]

Haha ikr

[@lukurd5923]

Yeah that one was actually pretty good.

[@likeanuuk6612]

-googles what strandberg means- ....people make headless guitars???

[@callummcgillivray9608]

Hoshi Hearts They're beautiful guitars, when I one day have some spare cash I'll get one :D

[@aaran_fleet_music6442]

"do you have any Gibson's here?" "No but there are some behind me"😂

[@ejtamayo5317]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

Is this the Guitar Store? NO, THIS IS JARED!!!!!!!

[@NathanaelBryan]

No, this is Patrick

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

He's not a guitar store.

[@gachispy]

UHHHHH LEMME CHECK

[@Helpmereachsubscriberswithnore]

Metallic Umbreon No, this is Patrick

[@The95thZebra]

I put your likes up to 666. Your welcome

[@BossDrSample]

Jared's videos aren't really my cup of tea but that recorder bit where he slowly inserted it into that guys mouth and he just kept talking was gold.

[@JCAchannel100]

3:51 Austin says “what happened with my uncle” 😂😂

[@MoxxiOmegleVideos]

"ban joe" jesus :')

[@sammrguy03]

MoxxiOmegle Gsus Christ all these puns are bad

[@ristonalaimo5048]

He snuck a ukulele joke in there too....

[@BarelloSmith]

*Ben Joe

[@vasiliy_dxb]

I expected a lot of drop D (D A D) jokes to be here, but... it was something i wasn't beware of

[@Esqofosd]

Or jokes about Disneyland After Dark...

[@tofusoyboi]

5:54 was so unexpected i actually laughed

[@Somoneishere]

Wow, this video really resonated with me, its like it was Taylor made, it really struck a chord, they really dialled in the comedy, you can really tele, I can't seem to switch off these puns, it's really pushing my buttons, now I'm feeling like a knob, I need to stop jacking these jokes before people think I'm a nut, I'm trying to not fret about it, I can't tune them out of my head, they are really amping up, they are starting to blend in with my thoughts, I'm trying to tone it down but now it's all fuzzy and distorted, it's getting harder to bridge the gap, it's giving me the blues, I keep slapping myself for letting it get this bad, the scale of it is really getting to me, hopefully I can drum up some support for my pun disorder, and hopefully someone can find The Cure for my odd case, and stop the chorus of puns going through me, and then I might be able to fret less

[@williamabbottsmith984]

omg

[@sophia_skip15letters]

Do you work at guitar store?

[@aresjones4761]

I'm going to use this the first chance I get.

[@samoppedisano3994]

*facepalm*

[@rumblingbean4157]

Good Christ theres 28

[@LautaroGalanCid]

The shure one was good.

[@search895]

For Shure.

[@LautaroGalanCid]

You. I like you.

[@JackOfHarts96]

Well that's reas-Shure-ing

[@LautaroGalanCid]

Please stop.

[@mymarlunar9623]

Lautaro Emanuel Galán Cid are you Shure you want them to?

[@jamesjesus1828]

These dad jokes are so bad they're funny. Just like real ones.

[@gbreedwell]

@3:00 I started tearing up in laughter! "Lot of A-PEAL!"

[@lucianoalonso4389]

Geoffrey Breedwell that banana costume

[@jonathanjansson3434]

give me bloopers noooow!!!!!!!

[@magicblini]

yea, bloopers! bloopers!

[@grenmane]

Netflix: are you still watching Someone's daughter: 3:51

[@shawnrao]

don't take offense but I wanted to slap you after the 5th pun

[@KilianxFire27]

It's intentional

[@Fr3akymet4l]

TRIVIUT \m/

[@LevakekkuLI]

Yeah SLAP him like what you do with the bass

[@OiAvogadro]

Hahaha that is the best name I've ever seen

[@beidouvirus3978]

Heh That's what Flea said!

[@iamditzy]

ohh man that Strandberg pun was a deep cut lmao

[@oftu1]

John Garcia strandbergs don't have headstocks on them :p therefore "don't lose your head over it"

[@isaiah1660]

IAmDitzy oh god u too

[@sanjeahnoyuk3055]

i couldn't STRAND it

[@simpirx]

Axe-actly!

[@offbrandbiscuit]

The Cable Guy: Guitar Store Edition Starring Jim Carrey, Jared Dines, and many other famed comedians!

[@brandongarcia1349]

What did the Guitar say to Jared Pick on someone your own size

[@suicidebaby7851]

Brandon Garcia this made my fucking day 😂😂😂😂

[@userPrehistoricman]

Headlines: guitar convinces drummer to start playing bass

[@tylerpeters6272]

Brandon Garcia Why Do You Capitalize Every First Letter

[@aarnialeksis]

Brandon Garcia, BURN JARED, BURN!!

[@brandongarcia1349]

Tyler Peters Idk It's Just Something I Do. It's Weird.

[@mattd1142]

This is so dumb but so hilarious I love it!! 😂

[@colinwalker6282]

“Hey does joe work here?” My brain: Don’t do it. DONT DO IT! Me:JOE MAMA!

[@juanmarco8109]

Finally a man of culture.

[@garrettcarroll5808]

I sat through 9 minutes and 22 seconds of bad Dad guitar jokes... and lived.

[@reesedalton3725]

He should've done an " A minor" pun...get it?...

[@Papayaaa27]

Reese Dalton those puns were so flat♭, dude should be under a rest (arrest). I was expecting him to get in treble. 🎼

[@lauraelizabeth8190]

Reese Dalton yah

[@lauraelizabeth8190]

Thats pretty good

[@pajamaman2989]

"Oh this is a silly little video, I'll just watch it real quick." *checks video length* "Oh Jesus lord..."

[@LiamBrownisAmazingDragon]

This is totally me, I work at a music store and I love doing this to people

[@SinsterSmile00]

Liam Brown it makes it so awkward...

[@LiamBrownisAmazingDragon]

I know, but it's so entertaining I can't help it. I don't do it all the time, don't want it to get boring

[@_L0r1S]

strandberg... don't lose your head over... AHAHAHAH

[@joriankell1983]

I was not expecting character development in a skit. This is "low key" brilliant

[@whydoesthisexist4820]

NO YOU DIDNT-

[@joriankell1983]

@@whydoesthisexist4820 YES

[@BiRDiEHere]

A Fenderbendertenderlendersenderpenderspenderslendergenderstander?

[@psychosunshine9773]

We need a blooper reel. There's no way you guys got these in one shot lmfao

[@firedudeguitarist6889]

guy :do you have any gibsons here jared: no litterly gibson in the back ground

[@TheMystic_239]

*Psst* That's the joke

[@Ghost.In.The.Ruins1995]

No that’s a off brand one

[@apanapandottir205]

JESUS CHRIST IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS

[@Wiromax3]

I NOTICED IT TOO

[@syomaster3611]

is it bad that I find these jokes funny?

[@G-XTREME]

CoolRonne ron Nope lmao

[@harrisonclark9208]

The messa one is funny!

[@rajdeepganguli2274]

Very... very bad

[@harrisonclark9208]

RG Indian I actually like the jokes.

[@rajdeepganguli2274]

Harrison Clark I was kidding, mate

[@mikeyshuler432]

What’s the difference between a guitarist and a refrigerator? Answer: The refrigerator can actually feed a family

[@thebossofgames10178]

Oof

[@elluchadoresrojo5098]

dude

[@mylerwilson4879]

But who can find the g spot?

[@Dinjur]

8:11 I'd buy it just for the fret board

[@mollyseger9593]

"it's not all about uke" **uke pops out of nowhere** ok that one was really funny

[@zacktaylor3922]

“I have nothing to GAIN from lying to you”

[@welpthatsucks]

i was so sad when he did not say " Then why don't you Cape O way from me"

[@LukeHeironimus]

When he shoved the recorder in his mouth XD

[@MexicanWolverine]

I like how they made the guitar experience real. I always go to one and I’m suddenly looking at everything

[@hawei4794]

Last time i was so early, Suicide Silence was still good.

[@jeffreyz1449]

Tobias Huber tee hee

[@kegangardner2277]

You're not early, you're on time.

[@amneenja5720]

Tobias Huber tee hee

[@fishin9157]

Tobias Huber so you've never been early?

[@VillainousRJ]

Tobias Huber _Tee-hee_

[@russellrinehart9775]

Still more helpful than Guitar Center

[@chrisytuarte5601]

Russell'sGuitarCovers lol

[@jnaz3thirty1]

I’ll take bad jokes over douchebaggery and day

[@thedrainmaestro]

when he said “i just picked your nose” i heard myself say “shut up, just, shut up”

[@MrIronWar]

You sir are a mad genius.

[@MKDumas1981]

Dad jokes, aka puns. I laughed so hard it hertz.

[@mortensen1961]

I'll bet you say that joke with a lot of frequency. . .

[@darrellmiddleton6615]

Thats watt I thought

[@WampaStompa1996]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@IceNineThrills]

@@DrKFC69 that was a MAJOR mistake.

[@FabulousKilljoy]

"Why are you wearing that cape-oh…" 😂👏🏽

[@williamfrederickiversen8518]

Friend:hey man can i borrow your piano? Me:Sure. (handling the letter P, O) Friend:What The Hell is this? Me:its what you ask for right? P and O (Get It?)

[@LaguBudakKuching]

William Frederick Iversen omg that's good but I can't use it because the way we pronounce piano isn't the american way 😂

[@skatertita]

William Frederick Iversen dude that joke sucks 😂I love it

[@benmoody02]

William Frederick iversen dude... thats too good.

[@quakeIVreal]

William Frederick iversen Fuck

[@Aerorecords]

KILL MEEE

[@frozone7395]

Don't like dad jokes about guitar? Don't fret, you didn't have to pic this video and watch it. But don't worry, I don't mean to treble you at all, input your feedback in the comments. Thank you, I'll be here all night

[@frozone7395]

I want to die

[@Tweedledee__]

Will you meet gsus then if you go to heaven?

[@frozone7395]

bASED I sure hope. Hey? Have you ever gone out to drink with a minor? They are always so #

[@frozone7395]

Aku2Dimensional Roses are red, I like to eat fruit, honey? Where's my super suit?

[@frozone7395]

***** ayy

[@jregensb4731]

"we have some gib daughters" random dude: *gags*

[@AhmetWinchester]

I laughed sooooooooo haard hahaha :D that's more like "guitar emplyees trolling"

[@PoliticalDestruction]

I laughed the most at the "one payment, right now" financing.

[@jabbathehutt8890]

I laughed so hard! I can't wait to tell those jokes to my children.

[@spookyghostmary5330]

3:48 wtf xD

[@theamateurfurry4735]

That's the one that broke me XD!

[@thebrownlord1465]

He was shoving puns down their throats, what'd you expect?

[@PeeNidsCold]

Givin dat gud succ

[@williamcharlesschneider8666]

In the beginning of the video the store is closed, yet they walk on in 😂😂

[@FrancisKai]

If I wasn't so awkward and my local store had a guy like this, he would be my favorite employee.

[@All_your_base_are_belong_t-e1j]

R.I.P JARED DINES AFTER STEVIE T DESTROYS HIM ON SHRED WARS

[@grantwright8071]

Stevie Testes is the BEST..

[@happyface7836]

What you talking about Stevie was just doing scales and sweeps jared was doing all kinds of shit jared destroyed him

[@TheMedievalBard]

This is an obscene amount of dad jokes in one video. Thank you Jared

[@athenapenelope7057]

2:25 it sounds like he’s playing pray for plagues

[@rushilbalgobind2812]

The most of them are my humor

[@CommanderS7]

One time I was at guitar center talking with an employee about an older guitar I own and about how its fretboard was worn to shit. When I asked him if he thought the damage warranted replacing any of the frets he stopped, looked at me, and said "I wouldn't fret about it"

[@desharalove]

Jared" it's not about uke" Me( a ukulele player): "FINALLYYY!!!"

[@broziibeans289]

Gib-DAUGHTERS. Has me dead.

[@rayyanmobarak40]

Funny how he was wearing a "Puni" T shirt :D

[@cooxy9964]

It's Plini but whatever...

[@artuurdupont3999]

A real puni-shirt

[@jasminelouise4433]

“Someone’s got a small case of the grumpies” I’m in tears

[@notart6407]

The strandberg joke was perfect

[@sw1tched]

Best part of the video was the VAN HALEN Stripes paint on the wall heading in to store!!!!!

[@Quimpersound]

#wallhalen EVH said go for it and I did.

[@sw1tched]

I love you for doing that

[@RKO619ification]

I'm just gonna insert my profile pic into this conversation

[@DannyGadish]

holy shit thats awesome!

[@baboon_tekesvortex6465]

Customer: Pinch me Cashier: *pinches customer* Customer: Hey the strings 😂

[@chipsmcbiskitz]

I made it through 6 minutes and I can't take it anymore I'm done bye guys

[@davidadoung9848]

Who else is reminded of Ryanhiga

[@shreksoreinstein8380]

3:49 he just shoves a recorder in the poor man's mouth and he takes 2 years to respond🤣

[@rydergrimes6696]

Djared's favorite guitarist is John PUNtrucci