Galvanized square steel beams and eco friendly wood veneers
@KingOfGaymes7 ай бұрын
Just like George Washington
@heyyasii7 ай бұрын
WHY CAN'T I ESCAPE GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL AND ECO FRIENDLY WOOD VENEERS 😭😭
@firsttimeisawjupiter10317 ай бұрын
And screws borrow from the aunt
@Paperdrag0zzzz7 ай бұрын
Real
@blue-dabad337 ай бұрын
are these videos where that's from??? istg i've been hearing that like all week and i'm so confused lol
@TibsisTops7 ай бұрын
1 billion children is approximately HALF the global population of children. This woman is the Spiders Georg of offspring.
@Acquaintance63367 ай бұрын
Spiders Georg mention🗣️‼️
@arfbarkbark7 ай бұрын
SPIDERS GEORG I LOVE YOU
@ImGonnaBeAStarr117 ай бұрын
can confirm, i am one of her children
@femthingevelyn7 ай бұрын
don't make fun of my mom! 😢
@AlstenE187 ай бұрын
SPIDERS GEORG MENTION OMG
@Grueneaxiom7 ай бұрын
I just did the math, to have 1 billion babies for a single woman, it would take 937 and a half Centamillennials. Given if she were to have a litter of 8 children every 9 months. To achieve that number she would have to have started in the cretaceous period over 90 million years ago
@DiMagnolia7 ай бұрын
I genuinely appreciate everyone doing the math in the comments
@kishinumaayumi7 ай бұрын
Wht if she used incubators? So she put her eggs in incubators everymonth and theoretically all of them developped healthily
@metriq82687 ай бұрын
She should outsource some of it to surrogates. Maybe even adoption!
@Mfox21897 ай бұрын
@@kishinumaayumiI don’t think women even have a billion eggs tbh
@Grueneaxiom7 ай бұрын
@@Mfox2189 if she has the ability to live since before the evolution of man, I think her eggs are the least of our worries
@sporkspork84467 ай бұрын
i LOVE the idea that they thought it might be unrealistic that the first aunt would have all of these things so they introduced a second aunt that also had an unreasonable amount of things
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao7 ай бұрын
can confirm i was the second aunt and i too, like the first aunt, tuck all my square galvanized steel bars into bed every night and read them bedtime stories and sing them lullabies
@hashtagmate6 ай бұрын
@@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmaomaybe you should stop eating nintendo cartriges
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao6 ай бұрын
@@hashtagmate no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 the cyanide makes them TASTIER
@joybodelay96795 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao5 ай бұрын
actual thing i did recently was i had some nintendo cartridges out and i was like "the taste cant be that bad" it was.
@ga1axii7 ай бұрын
it's so relatable when lions come out of the ceiling into your shower. don't see many people talking about this.
@LesbianKimDokja7 ай бұрын
yeah, ive been struggling to find people who talk about it
@H3LLO-K1TTY7 ай бұрын
hmm yeah... but it's kinda controversial... 😕
@jbone8777 ай бұрын
It's such a common occurrence that it's hardly worth noting, for most people. I thought everyone knew this????
@AIIy30007 ай бұрын
We need a Reddit page for this or a wiki how on how to stop it
@Standardhumanbeing7 ай бұрын
For me, they always show up during the conditioning stage of the shower. Like I grab my conditioner bottle and BOOM, lion. Every time.
@neoclassicalder7 ай бұрын
New grindset motivation: pretend I’m competing with 999,999,999 siblings for the approval of superhuman, martial arts mastering, eagle-riding parents
@emilieg14497 ай бұрын
as a home depot employee, i just wanted to make it clear that we do NOT get any kind of discount specifically for this reason
@JennaLovesPickles287 ай бұрын
Home Depot is the best, Lowe’s could never have that iconic bass riff!
@lanceelliott25047 ай бұрын
@@JennaLovesPickles28Nor the campaign donations to racist politicians!
@sourgreendolly76857 ай бұрын
I gotta know - how many times did specifically someone's nephew have a billion children and use their discount before they made the rule? 😂
@TRANSPAR3NT-2917 ай бұрын
Don’t lie
@zannadunstrand62897 ай бұрын
I need a answer 😂 are you serious and do you acctually mean the ”we have a billion children and need to do stupid renovations all the time” reason??😂😂😂
@catspeakrightmeow26437 ай бұрын
11:56 There seem to be 20 beds per side, times 4 for each floor, 80 beds per floor. This building is 12,500,000 floors at a minimum. The Burj Khalifa has 163 floors and is 828 m (2,717 ft) to the last floor. We could use the standard definition of a "floor" which is 3 m generally, which fits well with this model. That would mean that this building is 37,500 km (23,301.42 miles) tall. For reference, the edge of space is around 100 km (62 miles) away from Earth. A low Earth orbit for a satellite is less than 2,000 km (1,242.74 miles). A geosynchronous or geostationary orbit is around 35,768 km (22,225.20 miles) away from Earth. The distance between the Earth and the Moon is ~384,400 km (238,855.09 miles), meaning this building would stretch roughly 1/10th of the way to the Moon.
@badger68827 ай бұрын
Needs more floors
@BeansFreak7 ай бұрын
Build it
@hederahelix13837 ай бұрын
I love you
@ChrustyToe7777 ай бұрын
what he said
@annabellwoods27997 ай бұрын
reminds me of that one phineas and ferb episode
@colemeara57527 ай бұрын
There's something about the caption "prioritize the needs of the 1 billion children" over the graphic of T-posing children uniformly going up an escalator that is sending me
@pandi85147 ай бұрын
@UTTP-142 I FOUND ONE
@FurinatheArtist7 ай бұрын
@UTTP-142 bot
@yourmememaam89787 ай бұрын
12:21
@mischievous_ang3l5 ай бұрын
um late but they also called the escalators living rooms 😭
@I1like1wood1ash4 ай бұрын
I have a strong feeling that with a bit of tweaking this could be a banger T shirt
@Abby_Liu7 ай бұрын
the gas station bit is a mistranslation bc the colloquial word for 'encouragement/encounraging' e.g. 'come on! you can do it!' is 'adding gas' (i.e. to your car). so I think confusius is there for moral support. and morning radio gymnastics is less gymnastics and more just a light exercise routine that is often broadcast at school or over public channels so people can get some light exercise in.
@soogymoogi7 ай бұрын
Neat! I love learning about idioms in other languages. Like all of humanity has most of the same concepts but we come up with so many different ways to describe the same things, and yet when translated they usually still make sense
@kumi67977 ай бұрын
加油
@j-bq5nc6 ай бұрын
this is so interesting!! poor translations are always so fun. i love trying to decipher what they are actually trying to say
@trustme-80586 ай бұрын
@kumi6797 没关系😛
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao5 ай бұрын
it makes it so much funnier that instead of having them worship confusius he's there for moral support in their disgusting tiny warehouse home
@borthsampson7 ай бұрын
joke all you want about the hoarder aunts, my dad went to stay with his aunt and came back with an antique civil-war era sword that he apparently found in a relative’s basement
@pipndarner7 ай бұрын
can i hav it
@intanayu86747 ай бұрын
@@pipndarner noh
@luvbug20797 ай бұрын
wow that’s crazy lmao! my nana is a hoarder and she probably has so much cool stuff hidden in her house haha
@PizzaFlavoredSunshine7 ай бұрын
can i hav it insted
@borthsampson7 ай бұрын
@@pipndarner no i need it so when im having a bad day i can swing it around and regain my will to live
@Lily802787 ай бұрын
i like that the dad voice over says that his wife "enjoyed having children" like it's her hobby
@alexcwright6 ай бұрын
I mean she had a billion so it must be
@marianna-pd5xt7 ай бұрын
omg bruh last week my aunt didn’t let me borrow any screws ☹️ I literally had to fit all three hundred of my kids with little John in a bunker with ONLY galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneers.
@Naroru7 ай бұрын
I hope you had space for your out of season bedding🙏
@Desaki657 ай бұрын
But did you ask your second aunt?
@rohanmorningstar77957 ай бұрын
"screws" plural? You only need one
@Underrated_Aries7 ай бұрын
How many more screws, and galvanized steel squares down Marianna need to borrow from their 2nd aunt?
@marianna-pd5xt7 ай бұрын
@@Desaki65yes but she only had bookshelves ☹️
@niksnolem7 ай бұрын
Fun fact: The whole series is originated in China to promote a room design service called "Zhu Xiao Bang", (unsurprisingly) it also becomes a meme in Chinese speaking community
@j4m3sph0b1c4 ай бұрын
the meme was so good it crossed the globe 😭
@rareaesthetics7 ай бұрын
The most sad home designs are the ones where every object has 1000 functions because it is so expensive to live everywhere like your cabinet is a bed and somehow also a bathtub
@cupidity8887 ай бұрын
i was thinking this 😭
@strangeaelurus7 ай бұрын
Especially when they have to be illegally expanded with galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneers lol
@Hazzzy5057 ай бұрын
@UTTP-142 what
@lilythearcticfox7 ай бұрын
@Hazzzy505 Just report them and don't give any attention
@saint-miscreant7 ай бұрын
fr though, i love (truly small) tiny house design because they are often really creative and uh. relatable but it’s honestly a depressing thing that housing is such a problem that this is a niche in itself
@spootjohnson48727 ай бұрын
im so obsessed with the current era of galvanized square steel, eco friendly wood veneers, screws borrowed from aunt, and wall mounted toilet under the kitchen stove.
@NoOneElse7 ай бұрын
For reference because these are Chinese made videos, aunt or auntie just means older women. Who usually because of how wealth is spread (in families there) , control the money or have factories etc.
@HenyaStudent7 ай бұрын
This is a fun fact /gen
@saint-miscreant7 ай бұрын
this tbh. i am ethnically chinese, often ‘aunty’ and ‘uncle’ are just polite ways to address an older family friend or stranger that acknowledges their seniority. so i might ask someone in the grocery store, something like _Hi Aunty, do you need help reaching that?_
@ren_okay7 ай бұрын
unnecessary information but in poland and probably a lot of other european countries the same is true, but mostly for children. like a child might call their mother's friend aunty
@caustic16117 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment, thank you 👍
@StormgemThunder7 ай бұрын
Ok being Chinese made makes sense bcse the scripts sound like they were either AI generated or poorly translated from another language
@JamesRulez7 ай бұрын
“Where’s that from?” “That’s from us!” Literally so real
@BenJamminJamz7 ай бұрын
The way Jarvis giggles after "goodbyne" gives me life.
@cameron28367 ай бұрын
Was coming to add this, it's just so genuine and instant that it's fucking adorable
@KiwiBubblesКүн бұрын
his delivery of the word "goodbyne" also gives me life lol
@smallpluto7 ай бұрын
when the VO said "lost secret of martial arts" and the dude zooped straight up on an eagle i fuckin lost it
@MorganLynnMusic7 ай бұрын
i better see little john doing his ballet, galvanized square steel, eco-friendly wood veneers, screws from an aunt, and a mounted toilet!!!
@ElliEason-zy8vg7 ай бұрын
@UTTP-142 what the fuck
@funnyname25187 ай бұрын
Don't forget storage for out of season quilts and him smelly socks!
@funnyname25187 ай бұрын
@@ElliEason-zy8vgits a bot, report and ignore it
@bakedgoldfish457 ай бұрын
@UTTP-142youre a loser
@shyamy57927 ай бұрын
@@ElliEason-zy8vg Don't reply to the bots, it makes KZbin think it's a real person
@Arosukir67 ай бұрын
Jarvis and ChadChad's chemistry is off the charts! I love evey time they collab. Also something about the way Jarvis used to mention that Jarvis is his real name, vs ChadChad always reminding us that ChadChad isn't really her name. Just a cool opposite vibe.
@OnlyHarper7 ай бұрын
10:40 i love the implication that martial arts is a "long lost secret" like nobody does it anymore
@theloveliestmoonflower7 ай бұрын
to be fair it’s not often that we see people practice the art of flying on an eagle and destroying multiple floors of a skyscraper with their fist anymore
@DiMagnolia7 ай бұрын
First rule of fight (martial arts) club
@iampotsataja7 ай бұрын
Tbf they definitly don't do martial arts like that anymore, if they ever did 😂
@lostinwalmart32247 ай бұрын
well i have yet to know of a martial art that summons an eagle and lets you break many ceilings in a row 🤔, so whatever that is, it's probably long lost
@sourgreendolly76857 ай бұрын
I love that it's not even a *specific* martial art or secret, it's "*the* long lost secret *of* martial arts" - that's not implied, it's quite direct! All the specific ones must be fake, as martial arts *is* a long lost secret
@Tamaranth4047 ай бұрын
I love them just skipping right over the question of why the aunt had 100 mattresses, or the guy saying he was "borrowing" them?! 😂
@juliadesrocher78047 ай бұрын
I’d unironically watch 500 episodes of this
@nicholasmclaughlin71047 ай бұрын
I know right!!!! I love them both so much
@commandercorl15447 ай бұрын
I mean, the playlist is linked in the description. Personally I've only watched 436, but I also watch them as they get uploaded, so that's why I'm here.
@erfal197 ай бұрын
500 episodes and the amount of kids increases every time
@lordskeletor4817 ай бұрын
The replacement for Dhar Mann bingo: Horrifying Home Designn Bingo
@ren_okay7 ай бұрын
these are literally my favourite videos from them
@ohana92387 ай бұрын
Little John worked so hard for all his whole life to buy this luxurious tiny studio room in NY. However after close inspection he realized the room wasn't even big to fit his own coffin. After that he decided to renovated. First destroy the walls to make the room more spacious. Next use galvanized square steel. Little John asks his aunt to provide him screws and a bed. After installing it add soft padding to the walls for extra confort. Install a toilet and make it a table so he can cook as well. Put a projector so he and his girlfriend can watch movies and install a cabinet using ecofriendly wood veeners to store off season clothes and daily weared clothes. At the end look at this beautiful and functional tiny room.
@sydneykochan23887 ай бұрын
a year later and the question still stands: did chad chad ever realize it was not “designed it” but rather “design edit”
@annikan427 ай бұрын
I didn't until I read this 😂
@marumokwa7 ай бұрын
I'm honestly burst out laughing so so so hard reading this omg
@thestupidnintendokid7 ай бұрын
holy frick, how did I not get that
@genesisofthebetween7 ай бұрын
They did in the first video
@lasagna.estranja7 ай бұрын
my question too lol
@Lauren-pl7bi7 ай бұрын
My roommates and I are renting a house. We found a "room" that is literally 4ft by maybe 5ft, with a single window and no shelves. We have no idea what it was supposed to be used for, but we made it a single person vibe closet
@rgs89707 ай бұрын
Where do you keep your tiger, though?
@Lauren-pl7bi7 ай бұрын
@rgs8970 Sadly we can't afford our own matter phasing tiger, so we have to share with the neighborhood. We get custody of him on Tuesdays
@I1like1wood1ash4 ай бұрын
Ngl i'd love to vibe in the vibe closet. I love it.
@Maria_7457 ай бұрын
I feel like Chad Chad puts Jarvis in a silly goofy mood and they're just so funny together
@omnipresentsnowflake46987 ай бұрын
they do seem like really good friends
@hhrq._.q7 ай бұрын
w pfp
@berketexx7 ай бұрын
theyre coming for danny and drew's shared throne as the next Commentary Comedy Duo
@sagegreeeeeeen6 ай бұрын
It’s cuz he’s wearing her merch
@Lbird55972 ай бұрын
9:46 I did the math, it would take approximately 614,754.7720639344 mothers living to the oldest known age for a woman having the most babies recorded in one birth giving birth at all times to make 1,000,000,000 babies
@msjkramey7 ай бұрын
Apparently, there are 2.4 billion kids in the world, so she has 42% of the world's children lol
@TwixiMixiPixi7 ай бұрын
Give a man in a floral suit galvanized square steel beams, wood veneers, and a single expansion screw from his aunt and he can do anything.
@cringelord_677 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, got eco unfriendly wood veneers and now they are biting me
@TwixiMixiPixi7 ай бұрын
@@cringelord_67 hopefully your 1 billion children who you keep in a 0.5 square meter apartment on the 50th floor can help
@yuki97kira4 ай бұрын
What if the screws are from his uncles?
@robloxmvofficial7 ай бұрын
this video singlehandedly saved my marriage. thank you jarvis and chad chad
@SamanthaLaurier7 ай бұрын
Aradiabot pfp nice
@robloxmvofficial7 ай бұрын
@@SamanthaLaurier ace aradia pfp nice ‼️
@giakkuma7 ай бұрын
The kids all being identical implies they were born together and I love that.
@beef-tp2ld7 ай бұрын
charvis chonson and jad jad?? 😍
@Blue-sk7nm7 ай бұрын
Jadvis Jadson and Chard “Chard???
@budgetincrease7 ай бұрын
good ol CC and JJ
@sourgreendolly76857 ай бұрын
Blursed comment
@haleyc.35307 ай бұрын
Ja jo and cha cha
@ro_pp7 ай бұрын
whY does youtube give me the option to translate this to english
@kyyran7 ай бұрын
watching this while half asleep was definitely an experience
@xenotiic83566 ай бұрын
Samezies
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao5 ай бұрын
did you have insane dreams because once i listened to wtnv before bed and had the most vivid dream of my life about a biblically accurate angel
@ferweenie4 ай бұрын
@@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao bro i dont mean to be rude but i think you died
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao4 ай бұрын
@@ferweeniei think i mightve tbh because it was fucking insane also the angel was named 999 which is apparently an angelic number like it was WAY too on point (i am atheist btw and do not go to church at all so this wasnt influenced by anything in my concious reality i think)
@ferweenie4 ай бұрын
@@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao first person to die and see an irl angel and still be an atheist, brian griffin ass shenanigans lmao. (I am also not religious)
@cassidymathews41987 ай бұрын
"It looks like SHIT" "Well.. I wouldn't go that far.." "I HATE it"
@garfieldreal666 ай бұрын
14:45 “David called his eagle and they got to work” 💀
@moomoocow737 ай бұрын
Their laughter (along with their gaslighting) brings me joy. I am glad this corner of the internet exists. Well, I am off to bed in my prison cell made with square galvanised steal and I really hope that my other 999,999,997 siblings (unfortunately my family is two away from the design page's, and it's a large point of shame in our lives) don't snore as much as they usually do.
@moomoocow737 ай бұрын
@starzii_skullz oh, no! I am so sorry to hear that! I believe I read a similar story in the news about an accident like this. The only difference was that the father had no aunts and it turned out he was lying to his followers about where he got the supplies from. It's truly tragic how the truth was revealed after such a horrific incident. I am sorry for your loss.
@88tree887 ай бұрын
20:44 lmao Jarvis really said "you can't domestic violence me I'm not a husband" 💀🤣
@thanatoast7 ай бұрын
Eco Friendly Wood Veneer son or Galvanized Square Steel daughter?
@DGamingCuty7 ай бұрын
So basically an architect son or an engineer daughter? 😂
@I_am_under_your_bed_lol7 ай бұрын
@@DGamingCuty nah he means would you rather f*ck wood thats vegan or f*cking steel
@wallwood7 ай бұрын
Screws borrowed from aunt
@namakkv6 ай бұрын
Galvanized Square Steel daughter 🥶
@BeeBeeBean157 ай бұрын
these two feel like they're siblings competing by doing unfunny bits at each other but it somehow averages out to hilarious
@CodeDusq17 ай бұрын
Building a bedroom for a billion children would be the ultimate test of parental patience and interior design creativity.
@kommiekeegan7 ай бұрын
Bot reply
@CodeDusq17 ай бұрын
@@kommiekeegan Says the bot itself.
@nox64387 ай бұрын
@@kommiekeegan says the bot
@baoziday51787 ай бұрын
Having those one billion children is a test in itself
@Ryyi236 ай бұрын
16:24 "Upon entry, the husband gets a punch." That's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard when it's said in that way! 😂
@beefbaby98407 ай бұрын
I love the "Designed it! ✅" joke so much, I was watching the first video earlier today and I love that it made a comeback. I especially love how the hashtag was probably meant to be design edit
@alesh.45203 ай бұрын
The first video was the most I've laughed in a long time, how it started off at least slightly realistic but just kept turning more and more into some insane prison with the cells and the giant vault door and then the kids exercising perfectly synchronized in front of the statue. Thanks
@ew_687 ай бұрын
Jarvis and Chad Chad videos feel like sitting in on a conversations w my cousins
@Womcataclysm7 ай бұрын
The cousins that are slightly older than you so you feel like they're so cool compared to you (Like when you were 12 and they're 16)
@brooke14987 ай бұрын
The cool cousins
@SkinManWithASkinPlan2 ай бұрын
3:03 Assuming she began having kids at 18, to have 100 kids in one human life time she’d have to have 4-5 kids every 9 months. Now, the average age that menopause occurs is 51, so taking this into account, she would need to have 27-28 kids every 9 months.
@intern_dana7 ай бұрын
1 million seconds equals 11 days; 1 billion seconds equals *32 years* so dear god, that poor woman
@FrenkTheJoy7 ай бұрын
"Before I knew it, I had 100 children" RELATABLE AF
@Hhhhhhokhhhhhhhhh7 ай бұрын
Jarvis- “can’t drink sparkle water that mess up” Danny somewhere- “something wrong”
@glennycocoa7 ай бұрын
can't drink sparkle water that mess up
@MaddyPerez1287 ай бұрын
@@glennycocoasomething wrong
@glennycocoa7 ай бұрын
@@MaddyPerez128 omg, maddy perez from the hit tv show, euphoria!!
@PrimataFalante7 ай бұрын
I love this series, haven't missed a single one of the 500+ episodes. Can't wait for the next one tomorrow!
@dreamcaught38767 ай бұрын
the addition of voiceover turns it from being a strange phenomenon to look at to the funniest thing i’ve seen in my life
@Editz284766 ай бұрын
2:30 if there was actually 500 episodes I would watch every single one I love when y’all collab
@someunknownweirdo54097 ай бұрын
I hope this video was made with galvanized square steel beams and eco friendly wood veneers
@chloelovezyall7 ай бұрын
With screws borrowed from his aunt
@DavidRYates-tk2tq7 ай бұрын
@@chloelovezyall their second aunt, specifically.
@chloelovezyall7 ай бұрын
@@DavidRYates-tk2tq I'm so sorry my mistake 💔
@goobertron90997 ай бұрын
@@chloelovezyall and an induction cooker!
@someunknownweirdo54097 ай бұрын
@@chloelovezyall dw the first aunt got them the mattresses
@snowii47327 ай бұрын
I can't believe I was made a knuckle sandwich without my consent 😖😭 20:52
@rorito_dorito7 ай бұрын
Jarvis and Chad Chad are slowly descending into madness with each of these videos 💀
@kaemincha7 ай бұрын
god, everytime we get a drip of ChadChad lore, it just adds so much
@steph150367 ай бұрын
yessss obsessed with their chemistry, they have great comedic timing with each other
@FrenkTheJoy7 ай бұрын
I've seen a lot of collabs in my day and it's funny how some people are just so extremely awkward with each other, but Jarvis and Chad Chad have really great friend chemistry.
@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx5 ай бұрын
22:48 love how he stops for a moment before saying that he keeps household supplies, as if he was about to accidentally reveal that that’s where he keeps secrets.
@blockalism7 ай бұрын
It appears that every floor of the one billion children tower has spaces for 80 kids. That would imply that the building reaches a tenth of the way to the Moon. Coming down the ladder every morning from the top floor must be quite a journey.
@Biogrrrl7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@wendyheatherwood7 ай бұрын
They should install a fireman's pole to speed up the process.
@frothy.rhubarb7 ай бұрын
22:27 HEHIHEHIHEHEHI 😭 we heart Jarvee man
@lynnanderson15387 ай бұрын
The reverb in a telephone booth really captures the children's song
@aussiedragonz7 ай бұрын
unironically though, some of those designs look pretty cool. like that kids room, i'd love tf out of that, just in darker tones. also a desk in every room because i'm anti-social.
@tait45087 ай бұрын
The bedroom to barracks to prison to shopping mall to labyrinth evolution is fascinating.
8 children is inconvenient but 100 is a work force
@MaybeReD7 ай бұрын
17:01 I waited for jarvis to acknowledge the cubone plush but alas he remained unaware😔
@Gingermermaid906 ай бұрын
I KNEW that was a Pokémon teddy bear
@icystrawberrymatcha7 ай бұрын
That Dad is really working overtime for his kids, what a great father to his billion children, we should all strive to be like him.
@randomnamecuzothersaretaken7 ай бұрын
Honestly I just admire the fact Jarvis had been committed to this whole GOLD thing for a good while
@rachelbrown46537 ай бұрын
I did the math on this. Apparently someone can have maximum 15 pregnancies in a lifetime, and maximum 9 babies per pregnancy is 135 babies per mother. This man had 741,000 baby mamas.
@DiMagnolia7 ай бұрын
Thank you 🫡
@GeminiTasiri7 ай бұрын
I mean, he does seem like a catch, with his architectual and interior decorating skills, the knowledge of secret martial arts and being related to the owners of Home Depot
@emmae55017 ай бұрын
Genghis Khan core
@FrenkTheJoy7 ай бұрын
Who determined someone can have a maximum of 15 pregnancies in a lifetime? Some people don't become infertile from menopause until their 50s and the earliest recorded onset of menstruation was at 2 years old. So theoretically that girl could've gotten pregnant 50 times. Like is it just the amount of eggs you're counting on? Not trying to be mean, just wondering how you determined that factor.
@rachelbrown46537 ай бұрын
@@FrenkTheJoy a quick google search lol. i thought about using eggs to calculate but the number of viable eggs varies so much that it didn’t seem as reliable
@isabellaanderson53287 ай бұрын
love the incredibly human dialogue at 20:23
@LesbianKimDokja7 ай бұрын
i love chad chad and jarvis content, it fuels my soul
@sizzlybubbledragon58544 ай бұрын
In Hollow Knight, the Pale King had a similar problem to these parents with 1 billion children.... They came up with a very different solution.
@rainmceachern71567 ай бұрын
fun fact that I learned while going on a spiral that the "billion children" tiktok sent me on: if you were to adopt every orphan in the world, you wouldn't even have a fifth of a billion children (you'd have about 135 million, so the rest would have to be homemade)
@jongkittae6 ай бұрын
17:05 man I'm really starting to think my dad was exaggerating how difficult it is to do his job as an electrician,,, like he was out here saying "oh it's so hard it's so much work so many safety concerns" but all he does is stick sockets on the wall 🙄
@Zephobia7 ай бұрын
shoutout to galvanized square steel beams and eco friendly wooden veneers
@Oliviaandtrina7 ай бұрын
Boo to circle steel beams
@zannadunstrand62897 ай бұрын
7:41 not ChadChad doing the prison-joke and then a gang of dudes (children?) in striped costumes come marching 😂😂😂
@xenthecoolestreal7 ай бұрын
i literally think about “the water is tiger” joke every single day i desperately needed part 3
@Brenda-kb6di7 ай бұрын
Dude, seriously, I TRULY laugh when you guys are together, keep doiiiiinnnng
@Ol345677 ай бұрын
They fr need to do bingo for this
@ren_okay7 ай бұрын
i would watch the hell out of that in my galvanized square steel bedroom. goodbine
@elisabethmapann49397 ай бұрын
The complicity between Jarvis and Chad Chad is crazy, seeing them share jokes and talking is truly refreshing. It feels like they’ve known each other for a while and that’s nice.
@morganprobablydoingmusic7 ай бұрын
My power just went out and we have been scrambling for an hour to find power for our incubator (with like 2 week incubated peacock eggs) and this was the best possible thing to see after figuring out that shitshow
@godslittlestidiot29847 ай бұрын
Good luck to the little babies ❤❤❤ I hope they are born safw
@badger68827 ай бұрын
Hope the peacock eggs are okay!
@lavishgoblin7 ай бұрын
this made me realise I've never seen baby peacocks. im gonna google it now. hope your little peacocks will be good! eta : omg. they're adorable. they're so adorable!
@Goysus7 ай бұрын
When I say peacock nobody bats an eyee but when I sat poopcock Society…. Society goes CRAZY
@genesisofthebetween6 ай бұрын
Why do you have peacock eggs lmao
@lonelyone-hs8jw6 ай бұрын
“Domain expansion: GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL” *”gasp”* “BUT YOU DIDN’T NOTICE MY DEFENSIVE MANEUVER… *ECO FRIENDLY WOOD VENEER!”*
@luce99887 ай бұрын
next video should be chadchad and jarvis trying to recreate this in the sims
@Xxsoda_drinker_pro_fanxX7 ай бұрын
The long awaited sequel to the hit horrifying home design series.
@andrearupe80947 ай бұрын
10:54 the banter is just so good
@timera12347 ай бұрын
wow 17 seasons already! it’s been quite the journey! love when you guys drop everyday
@Slowess_7 ай бұрын
I work at a hardware store. Too many people are asking for galvanized square steel cause they think it's funny. They deserve to be behind that "easy access" vault door.
@beefbaby98407 ай бұрын
Chadx2 and Jarvis should collab more they're honestly my favorite duo ever
@Rosie0897 ай бұрын
21:25 thine grind like a diamond.
@tylerbryant90117 ай бұрын
Nice to see the continuation of this long standing weekly series that you and chad chad do.
@sage.fallingstars7 ай бұрын
We all need to find ourselves a hoarder aunt. When my great-great-aunt passed, among junk like containers of pencil shavings, was a beige 1960s wool cape from Eaton’s, either barely or never worn. It’s the gem of my vintage-inspired closet.
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao5 ай бұрын
that's actually sick
@SuzER087 ай бұрын
jarvis and chadchad make me feel so welcome to pay attention
@Plectrudefy7 ай бұрын
those design videos are so addictive, I love them
@Mimikyuute7 ай бұрын
Clicked on this thinking i was gonna rewatch a favorite video and its a new one? I'm rolling all 20's today baby
@Nahihi_sniperihihiАй бұрын
17:35 i believe the desgins are all in small apartment buildings is cuz in china they don't have like much room in the apartments, also the confusius part i think they meant like the statute is there to support the kids and the phrase adding gas is direct translation of 加油(jiayou) meaning "don't give up" we also have another phrase we use in singapore to add to the "adding gas" part😅it's like a chant to encourage our friends "加油加油加油没有油” it doesn't make sense when translated but it's like encouraging our peers to not give up😅
@wiggletonthewise21417 ай бұрын
8:34 Mr president, a second aunt has hit the tower
@oxoboo7 ай бұрын
SHE HIT THE PENTAGON
@darcysv6 ай бұрын
AINT NO FUCKING WAY
@chirachikujo217 ай бұрын
just borrowed some galvanized square steel beams, some eco friendly wood veneers and one screw from my aunt to make a drawer to store little John’s smelly socks