Horrifying Home Design 3 (w/ Chad Chad)

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Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

Күн бұрын

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@echogames1282
@echogames1282 7 ай бұрын
Galvanized square steel beams and eco friendly wood veneers
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes 7 ай бұрын
Just like George Washington
@heyyasii
@heyyasii 7 ай бұрын
WHY CAN'T I ESCAPE GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL AND ECO FRIENDLY WOOD VENEERS 😭😭
@firsttimeisawjupiter1031
@firsttimeisawjupiter1031 7 ай бұрын
And screws borrow from the aunt
@Paperdrag0zzzz
@Paperdrag0zzzz 7 ай бұрын
Real
@blue-dabad33
@blue-dabad33 7 ай бұрын
are these videos where that's from??? istg i've been hearing that like all week and i'm so confused lol
@TibsisTops
@TibsisTops 7 ай бұрын
1 billion children is approximately HALF the global population of children. This woman is the Spiders Georg of offspring.
@Acquaintance6336
@Acquaintance6336 7 ай бұрын
Spiders Georg mention🗣️‼️
@arfbarkbark
@arfbarkbark 7 ай бұрын
SPIDERS GEORG I LOVE YOU
@ImGonnaBeAStarr11
@ImGonnaBeAStarr11 7 ай бұрын
can confirm, i am one of her children
@femthingevelyn
@femthingevelyn 7 ай бұрын
don't make fun of my mom! 😢
@AlstenE18
@AlstenE18 7 ай бұрын
SPIDERS GEORG MENTION OMG
@Grueneaxiom
@Grueneaxiom 7 ай бұрын
I just did the math, to have 1 billion babies for a single woman, it would take 937 and a half Centamillennials. Given if she were to have a litter of 8 children every 9 months. To achieve that number she would have to have started in the cretaceous period over 90 million years ago
@DiMagnolia
@DiMagnolia 7 ай бұрын
I genuinely appreciate everyone doing the math in the comments
@kishinumaayumi
@kishinumaayumi 7 ай бұрын
Wht if she used incubators? So she put her eggs in incubators everymonth and theoretically all of them developped healthily
@metriq8268
@metriq8268 7 ай бұрын
She should outsource some of it to surrogates. Maybe even adoption!
@Mfox2189
@Mfox2189 7 ай бұрын
@@kishinumaayumiI don’t think women even have a billion eggs tbh
@Grueneaxiom
@Grueneaxiom 7 ай бұрын
@@Mfox2189 if she has the ability to live since before the evolution of man, I think her eggs are the least of our worries
@sporkspork8446
@sporkspork8446 7 ай бұрын
i LOVE the idea that they thought it might be unrealistic that the first aunt would have all of these things so they introduced a second aunt that also had an unreasonable amount of things
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao 7 ай бұрын
can confirm i was the second aunt and i too, like the first aunt, tuck all my square galvanized steel bars into bed every night and read them bedtime stories and sing them lullabies
@hashtagmate
@hashtagmate 6 ай бұрын
@@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmaomaybe you should stop eating nintendo cartriges
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao 6 ай бұрын
@@hashtagmate no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 the cyanide makes them TASTIER
@joybodelay9679
@joybodelay9679 5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao 5 ай бұрын
actual thing i did recently was i had some nintendo cartridges out and i was like "the taste cant be that bad" it was.
@ga1axii
@ga1axii 7 ай бұрын
it's so relatable when lions come out of the ceiling into your shower. don't see many people talking about this.
@LesbianKimDokja
@LesbianKimDokja 7 ай бұрын
yeah, ive been struggling to find people who talk about it
@H3LLO-K1TTY
@H3LLO-K1TTY 7 ай бұрын
hmm yeah... but it's kinda controversial... 😕
@jbone877
@jbone877 7 ай бұрын
It's such a common occurrence that it's hardly worth noting, for most people. I thought everyone knew this????
@AIIy3000
@AIIy3000 7 ай бұрын
We need a Reddit page for this or a wiki how on how to stop it
@Standardhumanbeing
@Standardhumanbeing 7 ай бұрын
For me, they always show up during the conditioning stage of the shower. Like I grab my conditioner bottle and BOOM, lion. Every time.
@neoclassicalder
@neoclassicalder 7 ай бұрын
New grindset motivation: pretend I’m competing with 999,999,999 siblings for the approval of superhuman, martial arts mastering, eagle-riding parents
@emilieg1449
@emilieg1449 7 ай бұрын
as a home depot employee, i just wanted to make it clear that we do NOT get any kind of discount specifically for this reason
@JennaLovesPickles28
@JennaLovesPickles28 7 ай бұрын
Home Depot is the best, Lowe’s could never have that iconic bass riff!
@lanceelliott2504
@lanceelliott2504 7 ай бұрын
​@@JennaLovesPickles28Nor the campaign donations to racist politicians!
@sourgreendolly7685
@sourgreendolly7685 7 ай бұрын
I gotta know - how many times did specifically someone's nephew have a billion children and use their discount before they made the rule? 😂
@TRANSPAR3NT-291
@TRANSPAR3NT-291 7 ай бұрын
Don’t lie
@zannadunstrand6289
@zannadunstrand6289 7 ай бұрын
I need a answer 😂 are you serious and do you acctually mean the ”we have a billion children and need to do stupid renovations all the time” reason??😂😂😂
@catspeakrightmeow2643
@catspeakrightmeow2643 7 ай бұрын
11:56 There seem to be 20 beds per side, times 4 for each floor, 80 beds per floor. This building is 12,500,000 floors at a minimum. The Burj Khalifa has 163 floors and is 828 m (2,717 ft) to the last floor. We could use the standard definition of a "floor" which is 3 m generally, which fits well with this model. That would mean that this building is 37,500 km (23,301.42 miles) tall. For reference, the edge of space is around 100 km (62 miles) away from Earth. A low Earth orbit for a satellite is less than 2,000 km (1,242.74 miles). A geosynchronous or geostationary orbit is around 35,768 km (22,225.20 miles) away from Earth. The distance between the Earth and the Moon is ~384,400 km (238,855.09 miles), meaning this building would stretch roughly 1/10th of the way to the Moon.
@badger6882
@badger6882 7 ай бұрын
Needs more floors
@BeansFreak
@BeansFreak 7 ай бұрын
Build it
@hederahelix1383
@hederahelix1383 7 ай бұрын
I love you
@ChrustyToe777
@ChrustyToe777 7 ай бұрын
what he said
@annabellwoods2799
@annabellwoods2799 7 ай бұрын
reminds me of that one phineas and ferb episode
@colemeara5752
@colemeara5752 7 ай бұрын
There's something about the caption "prioritize the needs of the 1 billion children" over the graphic of T-posing children uniformly going up an escalator that is sending me
@pandi8514
@pandi8514 7 ай бұрын
​@UTTP-142 I FOUND ONE
@FurinatheArtist
@FurinatheArtist 7 ай бұрын
@UTTP-142 bot
@yourmememaam8978
@yourmememaam8978 7 ай бұрын
12:21
@mischievous_ang3l
@mischievous_ang3l 5 ай бұрын
um late but they also called the escalators living rooms 😭
@I1like1wood1ash
@I1like1wood1ash 4 ай бұрын
I have a strong feeling that with a bit of tweaking this could be a banger T shirt
@Abby_Liu
@Abby_Liu 7 ай бұрын
the gas station bit is a mistranslation bc the colloquial word for 'encouragement/encounraging' e.g. 'come on! you can do it!' is 'adding gas' (i.e. to your car). so I think confusius is there for moral support. and morning radio gymnastics is less gymnastics and more just a light exercise routine that is often broadcast at school or over public channels so people can get some light exercise in.
@soogymoogi
@soogymoogi 7 ай бұрын
Neat! I love learning about idioms in other languages. Like all of humanity has most of the same concepts but we come up with so many different ways to describe the same things, and yet when translated they usually still make sense
@kumi6797
@kumi6797 7 ай бұрын
加油
@j-bq5nc
@j-bq5nc 6 ай бұрын
this is so interesting!! poor translations are always so fun. i love trying to decipher what they are actually trying to say
@trustme-8058
@trustme-8058 6 ай бұрын
​ @kumi6797 没关系😛
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao 5 ай бұрын
it makes it so much funnier that instead of having them worship confusius he's there for moral support in their disgusting tiny warehouse home
@borthsampson
@borthsampson 7 ай бұрын
joke all you want about the hoarder aunts, my dad went to stay with his aunt and came back with an antique civil-war era sword that he apparently found in a relative’s basement
@pipndarner
@pipndarner 7 ай бұрын
can i hav it
@intanayu8674
@intanayu8674 7 ай бұрын
@@pipndarner noh
@luvbug2079
@luvbug2079 7 ай бұрын
wow that’s crazy lmao! my nana is a hoarder and she probably has so much cool stuff hidden in her house haha
@PizzaFlavoredSunshine
@PizzaFlavoredSunshine 7 ай бұрын
can i hav it insted
@borthsampson
@borthsampson 7 ай бұрын
@@pipndarner no i need it so when im having a bad day i can swing it around and regain my will to live
@Lily80278
@Lily80278 7 ай бұрын
i like that the dad voice over says that his wife "enjoyed having children" like it's her hobby
@alexcwright
@alexcwright 6 ай бұрын
I mean she had a billion so it must be
@marianna-pd5xt
@marianna-pd5xt 7 ай бұрын
omg bruh last week my aunt didn’t let me borrow any screws ☹️ I literally had to fit all three hundred of my kids with little John in a bunker with ONLY galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneers.
@Naroru
@Naroru 7 ай бұрын
I hope you had space for your out of season bedding🙏
@Desaki65
@Desaki65 7 ай бұрын
But did you ask your second aunt?
@rohanmorningstar7795
@rohanmorningstar7795 7 ай бұрын
"screws" plural? You only need one
@Underrated_Aries
@Underrated_Aries 7 ай бұрын
How many more screws, and galvanized steel squares down Marianna need to borrow from their 2nd aunt?
@marianna-pd5xt
@marianna-pd5xt 7 ай бұрын
@@Desaki65yes but she only had bookshelves ☹️
@niksnolem
@niksnolem 7 ай бұрын
Fun fact: The whole series is originated in China to promote a room design service called "Zhu Xiao Bang", (unsurprisingly) it also becomes a meme in Chinese speaking community
@j4m3sph0b1c
@j4m3sph0b1c 4 ай бұрын
the meme was so good it crossed the globe 😭
@rareaesthetics
@rareaesthetics 7 ай бұрын
The most sad home designs are the ones where every object has 1000 functions because it is so expensive to live everywhere like your cabinet is a bed and somehow also a bathtub
@cupidity888
@cupidity888 7 ай бұрын
i was thinking this 😭
@strangeaelurus
@strangeaelurus 7 ай бұрын
Especially when they have to be illegally expanded with galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneers lol
@Hazzzy505
@Hazzzy505 7 ай бұрын
@UTTP-142 what
@lilythearcticfox
@lilythearcticfox 7 ай бұрын
@Hazzzy505 Just report them and don't give any attention
@saint-miscreant
@saint-miscreant 7 ай бұрын
fr though, i love (truly small) tiny house design because they are often really creative and uh. relatable but it’s honestly a depressing thing that housing is such a problem that this is a niche in itself
@spootjohnson4872
@spootjohnson4872 7 ай бұрын
im so obsessed with the current era of galvanized square steel, eco friendly wood veneers, screws borrowed from aunt, and wall mounted toilet under the kitchen stove.
@NoOneElse
@NoOneElse 7 ай бұрын
For reference because these are Chinese made videos, aunt or auntie just means older women. Who usually because of how wealth is spread (in families there) , control the money or have factories etc.
@HenyaStudent
@HenyaStudent 7 ай бұрын
This is a fun fact /gen
@saint-miscreant
@saint-miscreant 7 ай бұрын
this tbh. i am ethnically chinese, often ‘aunty’ and ‘uncle’ are just polite ways to address an older family friend or stranger that acknowledges their seniority. so i might ask someone in the grocery store, something like _Hi Aunty, do you need help reaching that?_
@ren_okay
@ren_okay 7 ай бұрын
unnecessary information but in poland and probably a lot of other european countries the same is true, but mostly for children. like a child might call their mother's friend aunty
@caustic1611
@caustic1611 7 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment, thank you 👍
@StormgemThunder
@StormgemThunder 7 ай бұрын
Ok being Chinese made makes sense bcse the scripts sound like they were either AI generated or poorly translated from another language
@JamesRulez
@JamesRulez 7 ай бұрын
“Where’s that from?” “That’s from us!” Literally so real
@BenJamminJamz
@BenJamminJamz 7 ай бұрын
The way Jarvis giggles after "goodbyne" gives me life.
@cameron2836
@cameron2836 7 ай бұрын
Was coming to add this, it's just so genuine and instant that it's fucking adorable
@KiwiBubbles
@KiwiBubbles Күн бұрын
his delivery of the word "goodbyne" also gives me life lol
@smallpluto
@smallpluto 7 ай бұрын
when the VO said "lost secret of martial arts" and the dude zooped straight up on an eagle i fuckin lost it
@MorganLynnMusic
@MorganLynnMusic 7 ай бұрын
i better see little john doing his ballet, galvanized square steel, eco-friendly wood veneers, screws from an aunt, and a mounted toilet!!!
@ElliEason-zy8vg
@ElliEason-zy8vg 7 ай бұрын
​@UTTP-142 what the fuck
@funnyname2518
@funnyname2518 7 ай бұрын
Don't forget storage for out of season quilts and him smelly socks!
@funnyname2518
@funnyname2518 7 ай бұрын
@@ElliEason-zy8vgits a bot, report and ignore it
@bakedgoldfish45
@bakedgoldfish45 7 ай бұрын
@UTTP-142youre a loser
@shyamy5792
@shyamy5792 7 ай бұрын
​@@ElliEason-zy8vg Don't reply to the bots, it makes KZbin think it's a real person
@Arosukir6
@Arosukir6 7 ай бұрын
Jarvis and ChadChad's chemistry is off the charts! I love evey time they collab. Also something about the way Jarvis used to mention that Jarvis is his real name, vs ChadChad always reminding us that ChadChad isn't really her name. Just a cool opposite vibe.
@OnlyHarper
@OnlyHarper 7 ай бұрын
10:40 i love the implication that martial arts is a "long lost secret" like nobody does it anymore
@theloveliestmoonflower
@theloveliestmoonflower 7 ай бұрын
to be fair it’s not often that we see people practice the art of flying on an eagle and destroying multiple floors of a skyscraper with their fist anymore
@DiMagnolia
@DiMagnolia 7 ай бұрын
First rule of fight (martial arts) club
@iampotsataja
@iampotsataja 7 ай бұрын
Tbf they definitly don't do martial arts like that anymore, if they ever did 😂
@lostinwalmart3224
@lostinwalmart3224 7 ай бұрын
well i have yet to know of a martial art that summons an eagle and lets you break many ceilings in a row 🤔, so whatever that is, it's probably long lost
@sourgreendolly7685
@sourgreendolly7685 7 ай бұрын
I love that it's not even a *specific* martial art or secret, it's "*the* long lost secret *of* martial arts" - that's not implied, it's quite direct! All the specific ones must be fake, as martial arts *is* a long lost secret
@Tamaranth404
@Tamaranth404 7 ай бұрын
I love them just skipping right over the question of why the aunt had 100 mattresses, or the guy saying he was "borrowing" them?! 😂
@juliadesrocher7804
@juliadesrocher7804 7 ай бұрын
I’d unironically watch 500 episodes of this
@nicholasmclaughlin7104
@nicholasmclaughlin7104 7 ай бұрын
I know right!!!! I love them both so much
@commandercorl1544
@commandercorl1544 7 ай бұрын
I mean, the playlist is linked in the description. Personally I've only watched 436, but I also watch them as they get uploaded, so that's why I'm here.
@erfal19
@erfal19 7 ай бұрын
500 episodes and the amount of kids increases every time
@lordskeletor481
@lordskeletor481 7 ай бұрын
The replacement for Dhar Mann bingo: Horrifying Home Designn Bingo
@ren_okay
@ren_okay 7 ай бұрын
these are literally my favourite videos from them
@ohana9238
@ohana9238 7 ай бұрын
Little John worked so hard for all his whole life to buy this luxurious tiny studio room in NY. However after close inspection he realized the room wasn't even big to fit his own coffin. After that he decided to renovated. First destroy the walls to make the room more spacious. Next use galvanized square steel. Little John asks his aunt to provide him screws and a bed. After installing it add soft padding to the walls for extra confort. Install a toilet and make it a table so he can cook as well. Put a projector so he and his girlfriend can watch movies and install a cabinet using ecofriendly wood veeners to store off season clothes and daily weared clothes. At the end look at this beautiful and functional tiny room.
@sydneykochan2388
@sydneykochan2388 7 ай бұрын
a year later and the question still stands: did chad chad ever realize it was not “designed it” but rather “design edit”
@annikan42
@annikan42 7 ай бұрын
I didn't until I read this 😂
@marumokwa
@marumokwa 7 ай бұрын
I'm honestly burst out laughing so so so hard reading this omg
@thestupidnintendokid
@thestupidnintendokid 7 ай бұрын
holy frick, how did I not get that
@genesisofthebetween
@genesisofthebetween 7 ай бұрын
They did in the first video
@lasagna.estranja
@lasagna.estranja 7 ай бұрын
my question too lol
@Lauren-pl7bi
@Lauren-pl7bi 7 ай бұрын
My roommates and I are renting a house. We found a "room" that is literally 4ft by maybe 5ft, with a single window and no shelves. We have no idea what it was supposed to be used for, but we made it a single person vibe closet
@rgs8970
@rgs8970 7 ай бұрын
Where do you keep your tiger, though?
@Lauren-pl7bi
@Lauren-pl7bi 7 ай бұрын
@rgs8970 Sadly we can't afford our own matter phasing tiger, so we have to share with the neighborhood. We get custody of him on Tuesdays
@I1like1wood1ash
@I1like1wood1ash 4 ай бұрын
Ngl i'd love to vibe in the vibe closet. I love it.
@Maria_745
@Maria_745 7 ай бұрын
I feel like Chad Chad puts Jarvis in a silly goofy mood and they're just so funny together
@omnipresentsnowflake4698
@omnipresentsnowflake4698 7 ай бұрын
they do seem like really good friends
@hhrq._.q
@hhrq._.q 7 ай бұрын
w pfp
@berketexx
@berketexx 7 ай бұрын
theyre coming for danny and drew's shared throne as the next Commentary Comedy Duo
@sagegreeeeeeen
@sagegreeeeeeen 6 ай бұрын
It’s cuz he’s wearing her merch
@Lbird5597
@Lbird5597 2 ай бұрын
9:46 I did the math, it would take approximately 614,754.7720639344 mothers living to the oldest known age for a woman having the most babies recorded in one birth giving birth at all times to make 1,000,000,000 babies
@msjkramey
@msjkramey 7 ай бұрын
Apparently, there are 2.4 billion kids in the world, so she has 42% of the world's children lol
@TwixiMixiPixi
@TwixiMixiPixi 7 ай бұрын
Give a man in a floral suit galvanized square steel beams, wood veneers, and a single expansion screw from his aunt and he can do anything.
@cringelord_67
@cringelord_67 7 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, got eco unfriendly wood veneers and now they are biting me
@TwixiMixiPixi
@TwixiMixiPixi 7 ай бұрын
@@cringelord_67 hopefully your 1 billion children who you keep in a 0.5 square meter apartment on the 50th floor can help
@yuki97kira
@yuki97kira 4 ай бұрын
What if the screws are from his uncles?
@robloxmvofficial
@robloxmvofficial 7 ай бұрын
this video singlehandedly saved my marriage. thank you jarvis and chad chad
@SamanthaLaurier
@SamanthaLaurier 7 ай бұрын
Aradiabot pfp nice
@robloxmvofficial
@robloxmvofficial 7 ай бұрын
@@SamanthaLaurier ace aradia pfp nice ‼️
@giakkuma
@giakkuma 7 ай бұрын
The kids all being identical implies they were born together and I love that.
@beef-tp2ld
@beef-tp2ld 7 ай бұрын
charvis chonson and jad jad?? 😍
@Blue-sk7nm
@Blue-sk7nm 7 ай бұрын
Jadvis Jadson and Chard “Chard???
@budgetincrease
@budgetincrease 7 ай бұрын
good ol CC and JJ
@sourgreendolly7685
@sourgreendolly7685 7 ай бұрын
Blursed comment
@haleyc.3530
@haleyc.3530 7 ай бұрын
Ja jo and cha cha
@ro_pp
@ro_pp 7 ай бұрын
whY does youtube give me the option to translate this to english
@kyyran
@kyyran 7 ай бұрын
watching this while half asleep was definitely an experience
@xenotiic8356
@xenotiic8356 6 ай бұрын
Samezies
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao 5 ай бұрын
did you have insane dreams because once i listened to wtnv before bed and had the most vivid dream of my life about a biblically accurate angel
@ferweenie
@ferweenie 4 ай бұрын
​@@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao bro i dont mean to be rude but i think you died
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao 4 ай бұрын
@@ferweeniei think i mightve tbh because it was fucking insane also the angel was named 999 which is apparently an angelic number like it was WAY too on point (i am atheist btw and do not go to church at all so this wasnt influenced by anything in my concious reality i think)
@ferweenie
@ferweenie 4 ай бұрын
@@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao first person to die and see an irl angel and still be an atheist, brian griffin ass shenanigans lmao. (I am also not religious)
@cassidymathews4198
@cassidymathews4198 7 ай бұрын
"It looks like SHIT" "Well.. I wouldn't go that far.." "I HATE it"
@garfieldreal66
@garfieldreal66 6 ай бұрын
14:45 “David called his eagle and they got to work” 💀
@moomoocow73
@moomoocow73 7 ай бұрын
Their laughter (along with their gaslighting) brings me joy. I am glad this corner of the internet exists. Well, I am off to bed in my prison cell made with square galvanised steal and I really hope that my other 999,999,997 siblings (unfortunately my family is two away from the design page's, and it's a large point of shame in our lives) don't snore as much as they usually do.
@moomoocow73
@moomoocow73 7 ай бұрын
@starzii_skullz oh, no! I am so sorry to hear that! I believe I read a similar story in the news about an accident like this. The only difference was that the father had no aunts and it turned out he was lying to his followers about where he got the supplies from. It's truly tragic how the truth was revealed after such a horrific incident. I am sorry for your loss.
@88tree88
@88tree88 7 ай бұрын
20:44 lmao Jarvis really said "you can't domestic violence me I'm not a husband" 💀🤣
@thanatoast
@thanatoast 7 ай бұрын
Eco Friendly Wood Veneer son or Galvanized Square Steel daughter?
@DGamingCuty
@DGamingCuty 7 ай бұрын
So basically an architect son or an engineer daughter? 😂
@I_am_under_your_bed_lol
@I_am_under_your_bed_lol 7 ай бұрын
​@@DGamingCuty nah he means would you rather f*ck wood thats vegan or f*cking steel
@wallwood
@wallwood 7 ай бұрын
Screws borrowed from aunt
@namakkv
@namakkv 6 ай бұрын
Galvanized Square Steel daughter 🥶
@BeeBeeBean15
@BeeBeeBean15 7 ай бұрын
these two feel like they're siblings competing by doing unfunny bits at each other but it somehow averages out to hilarious
@CodeDusq1
@CodeDusq1 7 ай бұрын
Building a bedroom for a billion children would be the ultimate test of parental patience and interior design creativity.
@kommiekeegan
@kommiekeegan 7 ай бұрын
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@CodeDusq1
@CodeDusq1 7 ай бұрын
@@kommiekeegan Says the bot itself.
@nox6438
@nox6438 7 ай бұрын
@@kommiekeegan says the bot
@baoziday5178
@baoziday5178 7 ай бұрын
Having those one billion children is a test in itself
@Ryyi23
@Ryyi23 6 ай бұрын
16:24 "Upon entry, the husband gets a punch." That's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard when it's said in that way! 😂
@beefbaby9840
@beefbaby9840 7 ай бұрын
I love the "Designed it! ✅" joke so much, I was watching the first video earlier today and I love that it made a comeback. I especially love how the hashtag was probably meant to be design edit
@alesh.4520
@alesh.4520 3 ай бұрын
The first video was the most I've laughed in a long time, how it started off at least slightly realistic but just kept turning more and more into some insane prison with the cells and the giant vault door and then the kids exercising perfectly synchronized in front of the statue. Thanks
@ew_68
@ew_68 7 ай бұрын
Jarvis and Chad Chad videos feel like sitting in on a conversations w my cousins
@Womcataclysm
@Womcataclysm 7 ай бұрын
The cousins that are slightly older than you so you feel like they're so cool compared to you (Like when you were 12 and they're 16)
@brooke1498
@brooke1498 7 ай бұрын
The cool cousins
@SkinManWithASkinPlan
@SkinManWithASkinPlan 2 ай бұрын
3:03 Assuming she began having kids at 18, to have 100 kids in one human life time she’d have to have 4-5 kids every 9 months. Now, the average age that menopause occurs is 51, so taking this into account, she would need to have 27-28 kids every 9 months.
@intern_dana
@intern_dana 7 ай бұрын
1 million seconds equals 11 days; 1 billion seconds equals *32 years* so dear god, that poor woman
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 7 ай бұрын
"Before I knew it, I had 100 children" RELATABLE AF
@Hhhhhhokhhhhhhhhh
@Hhhhhhokhhhhhhhhh 7 ай бұрын
Jarvis- “can’t drink sparkle water that mess up” Danny somewhere- “something wrong”
@glennycocoa
@glennycocoa 7 ай бұрын
can't drink sparkle water that mess up
@MaddyPerez128
@MaddyPerez128 7 ай бұрын
@@glennycocoasomething wrong
@glennycocoa
@glennycocoa 7 ай бұрын
@@MaddyPerez128 omg, maddy perez from the hit tv show, euphoria!!
@PrimataFalante
@PrimataFalante 7 ай бұрын
I love this series, haven't missed a single one of the 500+ episodes. Can't wait for the next one tomorrow!
@dreamcaught3876
@dreamcaught3876 7 ай бұрын
the addition of voiceover turns it from being a strange phenomenon to look at to the funniest thing i’ve seen in my life
@Editz28476
@Editz28476 6 ай бұрын
2:30 if there was actually 500 episodes I would watch every single one I love when y’all collab
@someunknownweirdo5409
@someunknownweirdo5409 7 ай бұрын
I hope this video was made with galvanized square steel beams and eco friendly wood veneers
@chloelovezyall
@chloelovezyall 7 ай бұрын
With screws borrowed from his aunt
@DavidRYates-tk2tq
@DavidRYates-tk2tq 7 ай бұрын
​@@chloelovezyall their second aunt, specifically.
@chloelovezyall
@chloelovezyall 7 ай бұрын
@@DavidRYates-tk2tq I'm so sorry my mistake 💔
@goobertron9099
@goobertron9099 7 ай бұрын
​@@chloelovezyall and an induction cooker!
@someunknownweirdo5409
@someunknownweirdo5409 7 ай бұрын
@@chloelovezyall dw the first aunt got them the mattresses
@snowii4732
@snowii4732 7 ай бұрын
I can't believe I was made a knuckle sandwich without my consent 😖😭 20:52
@rorito_dorito
@rorito_dorito 7 ай бұрын
Jarvis and Chad Chad are slowly descending into madness with each of these videos 💀
@kaemincha
@kaemincha 7 ай бұрын
god, everytime we get a drip of ChadChad lore, it just adds so much
@steph15036
@steph15036 7 ай бұрын
yessss obsessed with their chemistry, they have great comedic timing with each other
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 7 ай бұрын
I've seen a lot of collabs in my day and it's funny how some people are just so extremely awkward with each other, but Jarvis and Chad Chad have really great friend chemistry.
@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx
@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx 5 ай бұрын
22:48 love how he stops for a moment before saying that he keeps household supplies, as if he was about to accidentally reveal that that’s where he keeps secrets.
@blockalism
@blockalism 7 ай бұрын
It appears that every floor of the one billion children tower has spaces for 80 kids. That would imply that the building reaches a tenth of the way to the Moon. Coming down the ladder every morning from the top floor must be quite a journey.
@Biogrrrl
@Biogrrrl 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@wendyheatherwood
@wendyheatherwood 7 ай бұрын
They should install a fireman's pole to speed up the process.
@frothy.rhubarb
@frothy.rhubarb 7 ай бұрын
22:27 HEHIHEHIHEHEHI 😭 we heart Jarvee man
@lynnanderson1538
@lynnanderson1538 7 ай бұрын
The reverb in a telephone booth really captures the children's song
@aussiedragonz
@aussiedragonz 7 ай бұрын
unironically though, some of those designs look pretty cool. like that kids room, i'd love tf out of that, just in darker tones. also a desk in every room because i'm anti-social.
@tait4508
@tait4508 7 ай бұрын
The bedroom to barracks to prison to shopping mall to labyrinth evolution is fascinating.
@levihiroshi137
@levihiroshi137 6 ай бұрын
galvanized square steel ✅ screws from aunt ✅ eco friendly wood veneer ✅
@Lindseyisloony
@Lindseyisloony 7 ай бұрын
8 children is inconvenient but 100 is a work force
@MaybeReD
@MaybeReD 7 ай бұрын
17:01 I waited for jarvis to acknowledge the cubone plush but alas he remained unaware😔
@Gingermermaid90
@Gingermermaid90 6 ай бұрын
I KNEW that was a Pokémon teddy bear
@icystrawberrymatcha
@icystrawberrymatcha 7 ай бұрын
That Dad is really working overtime for his kids, what a great father to his billion children, we should all strive to be like him.
@randomnamecuzothersaretaken
@randomnamecuzothersaretaken 7 ай бұрын
Honestly I just admire the fact Jarvis had been committed to this whole GOLD thing for a good while
@rachelbrown4653
@rachelbrown4653 7 ай бұрын
I did the math on this. Apparently someone can have maximum 15 pregnancies in a lifetime, and maximum 9 babies per pregnancy is 135 babies per mother. This man had 741,000 baby mamas.
@DiMagnolia
@DiMagnolia 7 ай бұрын
Thank you 🫡
@GeminiTasiri
@GeminiTasiri 7 ай бұрын
I mean, he does seem like a catch, with his architectual and interior decorating skills, the knowledge of secret martial arts and being related to the owners of Home Depot
@emmae5501
@emmae5501 7 ай бұрын
Genghis Khan core
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 7 ай бұрын
Who determined someone can have a maximum of 15 pregnancies in a lifetime? Some people don't become infertile from menopause until their 50s and the earliest recorded onset of menstruation was at 2 years old. So theoretically that girl could've gotten pregnant 50 times. Like is it just the amount of eggs you're counting on? Not trying to be mean, just wondering how you determined that factor.
@rachelbrown4653
@rachelbrown4653 7 ай бұрын
@@FrenkTheJoy a quick google search lol. i thought about using eggs to calculate but the number of viable eggs varies so much that it didn’t seem as reliable
@isabellaanderson5328
@isabellaanderson5328 7 ай бұрын
love the incredibly human dialogue at 20:23
@LesbianKimDokja
@LesbianKimDokja 7 ай бұрын
i love chad chad and jarvis content, it fuels my soul
@sizzlybubbledragon5854
@sizzlybubbledragon5854 4 ай бұрын
In Hollow Knight, the Pale King had a similar problem to these parents with 1 billion children.... They came up with a very different solution.
@rainmceachern7156
@rainmceachern7156 7 ай бұрын
fun fact that I learned while going on a spiral that the "billion children" tiktok sent me on: if you were to adopt every orphan in the world, you wouldn't even have a fifth of a billion children (you'd have about 135 million, so the rest would have to be homemade)
@jongkittae
@jongkittae 6 ай бұрын
17:05 man I'm really starting to think my dad was exaggerating how difficult it is to do his job as an electrician,,, like he was out here saying "oh it's so hard it's so much work so many safety concerns" but all he does is stick sockets on the wall 🙄
@Zephobia
@Zephobia 7 ай бұрын
shoutout to galvanized square steel beams and eco friendly wooden veneers
@Oliviaandtrina
@Oliviaandtrina 7 ай бұрын
Boo to circle steel beams
@zannadunstrand6289
@zannadunstrand6289 7 ай бұрын
7:41 not ChadChad doing the prison-joke and then a gang of dudes (children?) in striped costumes come marching 😂😂😂
@xenthecoolestreal
@xenthecoolestreal 7 ай бұрын
i literally think about “the water is tiger” joke every single day i desperately needed part 3
@Brenda-kb6di
@Brenda-kb6di 7 ай бұрын
Dude, seriously, I TRULY laugh when you guys are together, keep doiiiiinnnng
@Ol34567
@Ol34567 7 ай бұрын
They fr need to do bingo for this
@ren_okay
@ren_okay 7 ай бұрын
i would watch the hell out of that in my galvanized square steel bedroom. goodbine
@elisabethmapann4939
@elisabethmapann4939 7 ай бұрын
The complicity between Jarvis and Chad Chad is crazy, seeing them share jokes and talking is truly refreshing. It feels like they’ve known each other for a while and that’s nice.
@morganprobablydoingmusic
@morganprobablydoingmusic 7 ай бұрын
My power just went out and we have been scrambling for an hour to find power for our incubator (with like 2 week incubated peacock eggs) and this was the best possible thing to see after figuring out that shitshow
@godslittlestidiot2984
@godslittlestidiot2984 7 ай бұрын
Good luck to the little babies ❤❤❤ I hope they are born safw
@badger6882
@badger6882 7 ай бұрын
Hope the peacock eggs are okay!
@lavishgoblin
@lavishgoblin 7 ай бұрын
this made me realise I've never seen baby peacocks. im gonna google it now. hope your little peacocks will be good! eta : omg. they're adorable. they're so adorable!
@Goysus
@Goysus 7 ай бұрын
When I say peacock nobody bats an eyee but when I sat poopcock Society…. Society goes CRAZY
@genesisofthebetween
@genesisofthebetween 6 ай бұрын
Why do you have peacock eggs lmao
@lonelyone-hs8jw
@lonelyone-hs8jw 6 ай бұрын
“Domain expansion: GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL” *”gasp”* “BUT YOU DIDN’T NOTICE MY DEFENSIVE MANEUVER… *ECO FRIENDLY WOOD VENEER!”*
@luce9988
@luce9988 7 ай бұрын
next video should be chadchad and jarvis trying to recreate this in the sims
@Xxsoda_drinker_pro_fanxX
@Xxsoda_drinker_pro_fanxX 7 ай бұрын
The long awaited sequel to the hit horrifying home design series.
@andrearupe8094
@andrearupe8094 7 ай бұрын
10:54 the banter is just so good
@timera1234
@timera1234 7 ай бұрын
wow 17 seasons already! it’s been quite the journey! love when you guys drop everyday
@Slowess_
@Slowess_ 7 ай бұрын
I work at a hardware store. Too many people are asking for galvanized square steel cause they think it's funny. They deserve to be behind that "easy access" vault door.
@beefbaby9840
@beefbaby9840 7 ай бұрын
Chadx2 and Jarvis should collab more they're honestly my favorite duo ever
@Rosie089
@Rosie089 7 ай бұрын
21:25 thine grind like a diamond.
@tylerbryant9011
@tylerbryant9011 7 ай бұрын
Nice to see the continuation of this long standing weekly series that you and chad chad do.
@sage.fallingstars
@sage.fallingstars 7 ай бұрын
We all need to find ourselves a hoarder aunt. When my great-great-aunt passed, among junk like containers of pencil shavings, was a beige 1960s wool cape from Eaton’s, either barely or never worn. It’s the gem of my vintage-inspired closet.
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao
@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao 5 ай бұрын
that's actually sick
@SuzER08
@SuzER08 7 ай бұрын
jarvis and chadchad make me feel so welcome to pay attention
@Plectrudefy
@Plectrudefy 7 ай бұрын
those design videos are so addictive, I love them
@Mimikyuute
@Mimikyuute 7 ай бұрын
Clicked on this thinking i was gonna rewatch a favorite video and its a new one? I'm rolling all 20's today baby
@Nahihi_sniperihihi
@Nahihi_sniperihihi Ай бұрын
17:35 i believe the desgins are all in small apartment buildings is cuz in china they don't have like much room in the apartments, also the confusius part i think they meant like the statute is there to support the kids and the phrase adding gas is direct translation of 加油(jiayou) meaning "don't give up" we also have another phrase we use in singapore to add to the "adding gas" part😅it's like a chant to encourage our friends "加油加油加油没有油” it doesn't make sense when translated but it's like encouraging our peers to not give up😅
@wiggletonthewise2141
@wiggletonthewise2141 7 ай бұрын
8:34 Mr president, a second aunt has hit the tower
@oxoboo
@oxoboo 7 ай бұрын
SHE HIT THE PENTAGON
@darcysv
@darcysv 6 ай бұрын
AINT NO FUCKING WAY
@chirachikujo21
@chirachikujo21 7 ай бұрын
just borrowed some galvanized square steel beams, some eco friendly wood veneers and one screw from my aunt to make a drawer to store little John’s smelly socks
@somebodyemo
@somebodyemo 7 ай бұрын
IT IS NOT HORRIBLE
@crb003
@crb003 7 ай бұрын
Not shit
@vaii_
@vaii_ 7 ай бұрын
but it sure is horrifying
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