Alpha Tips & Tricks (w/ Danny Gonzalez)

[@thechadx2]

check out Raycon at buyraycon.com/chadchad for 15% off!

[@fairi3sfor3ver]

[@iitocadragon1213]

so aesthetic

[@dasanip.w.9661]

Please Alpha my Podcast 😩

[@Korrin69]

BRO YES DANNY COLLAB I NEVER WOULD EXPECT THIS BUT I LOVE ITTTTT!!!!

[@spoobini]

Thank god, lost my right raycon, needed a new promo code, more than happy to use yours

[@matti9208]

danny saying "I put my whole jussy in that one" had me absolutely screaming omg this is the funniest video I have seen in a while

[@kitkatz6251]

I want to like this comment but it’s at 420

[@pizzabagels9156]

6:44

[@suqarglass6643]

seriously i couldn’t stop laughing the entire time 😭😂

[@aw3t0psy64]

i thought it said "I put my whole jussy in hell" first time i heard it

[@daemondoodles]

SO TRUE i fcking cackled

[@toritosc]

danny saying he put his whole jussy into that push up jump was the funniest thing I have ever seen LMAOOO the two of you have good banter I luv it

[@MandiM94]

Yes! I was crying, that was so unexpected 😂

[@vellamour]

I fucking died when I heard that

[@mlokgerm]

God that took me out

[@juliegeorge3808]

This should be pinned.

[@abyvega8380]

6:44 timestamp

[@reginagmc8655]

The funniest thing about the quote "We should love, not fall in love, because everything that falls, gets broken" being used by alphas is that it's a Taylor Swift quote, so clearly being an alpha makes you a Swiftie.

[@lugoorstar]

well you gotta have pretty high Alpha level to understand Taylor Swift's lyrics.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@lugoorstar *goat scream* TROUBLE,TROUBLE, TROUBLE I understand this so well that I think I've hit Peak Sigma at this point

[@akshitaemani]

Wrong. Being a Swiftie makes thee an alpha

[@augustttttttttt]

being a swiftie immediately throws you to the top of the Alpha chart

[@Idontknow-th9iq]

"I'd be leader, I'd be an alpha type..."

[@breademojiwheatemoji4003]

“i put my whole jussy in that one” LITERALLY CRYING THAT WAS SO FUNNY

[@laila5811]

MY FAVOURTIE LINE EVER

[@phoenixxsoul]

Dead 🤣

[@scrbusaucuparia]

he said it so casually lmao like it took me off guard

[@joefernandez8008]

That made me scream laugh when I first heard it.

[@mtndewkisser]

6:44 for anybody who didnt know

[@kinziehunter4080]

I literally died laughing when Danny said “how can the divorce be my fault when I have never even talked to them” 😂😂😂

[@herculesbrofister265]

RIP

[@Ophiotaurus_AKA_Bessie]

The only way that’s true is if you’re in a grave now. RIP

[@calowenby1654]

Good ol’ Greg.

[@froggy5748]

Rip, you will be missed

[@bvttercvpx]

Nobody will attend your funeral

[@EatinPaste]

Lulling Danny into a false sense of security and then absolutely roasting him barely a minute into the video sure is a hell of a way to earn new subscribers.

[@RamenDenominator]

Alpha move. Have you learned nothing?

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

🙄

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

@@RamenDenominator 🤦

[@101weinerdogs4]

🙄

[@101weinerdogs4]

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🤦‍♀️

[@coyotejone_s]

the “sculpting a woman out of clay” bit is so funny to me bc there was a whole greek myth about that, pygmalion and galatea, and the entire point was that pygmalion was a little misogynist who made a woman out of marble who couldn’t talk or do human things and asked aphrodite to bring her to life and he immediately hated it bc now she could talk and do human things. and i feel like pygmalion would become a jesus figure in the alpha male world if they were smart enough.

[@kaskaskas]

If they could read Greek literature or just any words at all

[@bisexualblueberry]

I love this comment so much omg

[@coyotejone_s]

@@bisexualblueberry i'm glad my constant and endless thoughts on mythology are as entertaining to you as they are to me :]

[@bisexualblueberry]

@@coyotejone_s :)

[@basghetti-omg]

they would fall in love with most of greek mythology tbh. especially zeus🤮

[@Vulnresati]

Chad Chad's toxic Alpha life style really frightened me throughout this whole video. She truly is the most dangerous person in existence

[@Vulnresati]

Giga Chad Chad

[@wolfiiu]

i read this exactly as danny said that lmao

[@simplyplain9157]

I’m your 123th like

[@1080_daisuke]

I would like this but it has 666 likes

[@Vulnresati]

@@1080_daisuke you make me want to cry. That, in my opinion, is kinda cruel. But I will respect your opinion.

[@powerpuff4ever]

You two have a such a similar way of talking and formulating jokes but I never realized how well you would work together in a collab

[@starlit.skiess]

exactly!!! Because she has this very "cold" and sarcastic energy when she makes jokes, I though that people would take her as mean. it's actually the quite opposite and I'm here for it 🤩

[@Red_darkwolf7]

I swear if you wasn't married I would see these two together they have so much in common

[@emilydurkee8664]

MORE COLLAB

[@kaywee4200]

How didn't you see it. I knew from the beginning of Chad Chad that she'd get featured by Danny drew or Kurtis. You could just tell.

[@powerpuff4ever]

@@kaywee4200 I basically went from watching only men’s commentary channels to only watching women’s commentary channels. This was purely accidental but it pretty much means I don’t think of any of these channels within the context of each other

[@Caldella]

"You don't want to see the beast that lives inside me." All I can think is this dude has a tapeworm or something. You're 100% right, I don't want to see that.

[@i_sfc0]

HAHAHA STOP

[@gmnmd]

wormy keeps my figure snatched x

[@smolpuppers9354]

That tapeworm gotta keep the grind up. The true definition of sigma male 😎.

[@xiaorina]

i am sobbing

[@leahflower9924]

But he's right we don't wanna see his beast yikes 🙈

[@jadekaay]

*"Tonight I make girlfriend.."* - Weird Alpha Guy (2022)

[@scarletlarvesta]

- a lonely caveman

[@worm2976]

Fullmetal Alchemist : Alphahood

[@azhdarchidae66]

@@worm2976 alpha mist

[@buzzfeedhater]

​@@worm2976 on-ni chan 🐶

[@wren_.]

-Pygmalion circa 2000 BCE

[@3bellam]

y'all are TOO funny together. It feels like I'm with my group of friends making the same joke over and over and laughing more each time. I love the energy so much

[@johannahellmich4908]

Same!

[@canarychoked]

YEAH!! the ipad and jean jokes made me cackle every time :DD

[@victoriaramirez4777]

They should start a KZbin channel together, or maybe her Danny, kurtis, and drew can do a podcast or just a joint channel

[@lexiann9858]

Yes. But sometimes you have to be careful bc you never know when they will start to record from their tablet while looking down at us beta's

[@macyalkema1512]

I was literally gonna go and text this exact thing until I saw this comment

[@idiotharley]

the fact every tweet had at least one misspelled word says everything 😭

[@julie.m023]

fr lmao 😭😭

[@ghumashenaa4414]

only betas care about grammar

[@RR-on4sk]

Including LIBRARY which was hilarious.

[@GrainneMhaol]

I guess it's like the Nigerian scam, if you make it past the spelling mistakes, you're more likely to buy what they're selling.

[@coolbrotherf127]

​@@GrainneMhaolI think it's because the guy who runs the account is from somewhere in India and barely learned how to speak English.

[@boyonphone5122]

idk how many times im gunna say this to myself but yall are like the twins of reacting to weird things online. epic

[@momomo1312]

What twins I wanna know‼️

[@mariahhenderson1470]

Lol

[@anthropomorphicrabbit866]

@@momomo1312 I believe the comment is referencing Chad Chad and Danny

[@rozzy_the_prozzy]

THIS VIDEO IS 👌

[@user-wn4mq5gj6m]

ChadChad is the cooler older sibling, Danny could learn a few things!

[@commanderpinkie7617]

Nothing is funnier than Chad Chad treating Danny as Danny does to his guests.

[@saliirivera1204]

i don’t get it

[@mlmschf]

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 what

[@ShitFuckPiss]

Whos nothing?

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

@@mlmschf 🤡

[@btoise_]

What a chad

[@rubybates6502]

I love how even though Danny was the bigger youtuber,Chad Chad still managed to make him seem like a little brother that she let collab with her lol

[@xXAcidBathXx]

It’s her Chad energy

[@mrfrogkingg]

That's why she's Chad x2

[@Nora-no9gx]

​@@mrfrogkingg Is she Chad × 2 or Chad²?

[@mrfrogkingg]

@@Nora-no9gx both. Chad acts the way 2 does. 2×2= 4 and 2²= 4, hence Chad x2= Chad Chad and Chad²= Chad Chad as well.

[@Nora-no9gx]

@@mrfrogkingg I see! Thank you for the math lesson. One of the most important I have ever received.

[@tacticalmisandrist]

Danny saying “I just put my whole jussy into that” in passing, while out of breath is the best omfg

[@DiamantisHell]

took me tf out i love him

[@edithputhy4948]

I think danny talking about his jussy is my new kink👁👄👁

[@JasminMiettunen]

I don’t bother liking videos usually but that got an instant like lmao

[@liadeindadani6913]

Time stamp?😗

[@paigeduffin4420]

@@liadeindadani6913 @6:44

[@jevilcore]

“I put my whole JUSSY into that one” made me laugh so hard I got a headache

[@missallielynn]

Do you need a Jadvil?

[@aarasko]

you might need some jibuprofen

[@parkerknight8738]

Jeanaminophen works really well for headaches.

[@obviously_phoebe]

jame jmao

[@gayjayy]

*jeadache

[@salem-01]

This isn’t the collaboration we deserved, but it’s the one we needed.

[@michaelhaydenbell]

Is it required for somebody make this comment when people collaborate, and are we supposed to think it's cool every time?

[@KarlMorningdew]

@@michaelhaydenbell just because you asked that, yes.

[@0LavenderAndHoney0]

@Professionally Correct actually yes. It is a requirement under federal law, and not abiding by this law will result in fines of up to $100,000 plus a prison sentence of over 30 years. Its also a requirement to leave snarky comments no one asked for so you’ve meet that requirement for us

[@goosegoose5737]

I literally just wrote a similar comment on the video on Danny’s channel 😭

[@giovannamautone]

@@michaelhaydenbell no, we are supposed to be assholes everytime someone does this joke. That is the rule.

[@EbbermanEmily]

Y'all should collab again so I don't just keep rewatching this video

[@EbbermanEmily]

Respectfully

[@moistwilliam]

There's a colab of them in Danny's channel if you don't know, it's called "Animated stories with very good nice morals(w/ Chad Chad)"

[@sillyperson1610]

@@moistwilliam that one’s good but this one is alpha male😎😎

[@AshStay_]

YOUR PFP?! ⁉️⁉️😻

[@hiba_stxr]

exactly

[@sandra14693]

The continuous Jean jokes genuinely make me laugh every single time and I’ve watched this video about 5 times

[@Kyran1996]

The jean jokes in this and the bookmark jokes in their other video.

[@sandra14693]

@@Kyran1996 same lmaoo

[@alexanderk.6869]

jokes (jean jokes)

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

🙄

[@s3lf1shsyan1d3]

“i put my whole jussy in that one” “my jeans and my jorts and my jandals”

[@doggoadexx2680]

I never realized how similar Chad Chad and Danny’s content is until now. They both have their own written introduction. Both make skits based on situations within the content, and are both absolutely hilarious. They’re like genderbend people who met each other

[@Dinanysos]

But isn't that also true for drew gooden and kurtis Connor

[@ianbevan40]

And now GunnarTV being the latest. Really nice to see a subgenre, focused on roasting the tiktok community, blossom and flourish.

[@truffeltroll6668]

Chad is Chad. Danny is less chad

[@teacupper]

Right??

[@viortero9593]

The real Alpha move is not even linking Danny's channel in the description.

[@ganymedexo]

i, a beta male, simply cannot comprehend how good this collab is

[@yurinoworry]

ahhh… you must progress to become the Theta male.. then your eyes will be opened…

[@WhoTookSpecimen]

I can’t wait to become a Ligma male like Steve Jobs

[@sezzorrickvalchiar2700]

@@WhoTookSpecimen Wait, what's Ligma?

[@robin9759]

@@sezzorrickvalchiar2700 Joe Mama

[@TBayJJ]

@@sezzorrickvalchiar2700 ligma balls lmao get rekt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is joke pls don't hate me.

[@PeptoAt3AM]

How to be an alpha male: Make sure to censor the word “women” (a very vulgar word) ALWAYS adjust your suit/tuxedo ALWAYS wear sunglasses ALWAYS demoralize your partner ALWAYS have a briefcase wherever you go NEVER show any facial emotion

[@keiraw7717]

ALWAYS MISSPELLE WORDS

[@goldenaxolotl9718]

@@keiraw7717oh yeah almost fergot about that part!

[@Borealis109]

ALWAYS wear jean everything

[@minggartroy545]

You mean.. junglasses?

[@Ania_Pine]

​@@Borealis109jverything

[@sadies8478]

You guys need a whole podcast together this was genuinely the funnest and funniest video I have seen in a long time.

[@infinitespinalsurgeryglitch]

"funnest" will be a new word i will be using from now on thank you sadie s

[@Catwithcowboycat]

YES PLEASE!

[@CheerUp2]

I absolutely agree there back and forth banter was amazing

[@ashikjaman1940]

I'd watch them talk about Jussy for an hour

[@-vixxie-758]

@@ashikjaman1940 jagina

[@dingusbingus24]

this collab ruined my life i recently caught myself a new girlfriend, (used up my last master ball and everything) and i sat down to look for videos on how to be more alpha for her. Just then, my girlfriend walked in the room, glancing at my screen, seeing these two gorgeous alpha male hunks in one video, and vanished. No one ever saw her again, and since i was the last person to be seen with her, they assumed i had murdered her or something. Looking back on everything that happened 2 minutes ago, i realize that if only i had been more of an alpha male, then i wouldn't have had to look for tips to be less beta, stumbling upon this video, and losing the only girl i had managed to catch. And also being framed for murder, but that happens to everyone, even the alphas. update: i caught a ditto, all is well

[@MaggiePies]

😭😭

[@madeniquevanwyk]

Thots and prayers

[@chidivids2005]

😂

[@JamiePackmule1]

Stay strong king

[@emmelinesprig489]

Thank you for sharing this

[@carolle9113]

We all know Chad Chad is the real alpha

[@komal146]

I mean. She named Chad, twice.

[@hopes_peak_akademie__6646]

She is the chad of all chads

[@Cyberwolf-jb5nz]

Chad Chad's ability to come up with insults and jokes on the spot is legendary. She just says words and they end up being hilarious

[@AidanXavier1]

I think Danny caused psychological damage when he said "jussy"

[@Celestial.Fantasy]

I took 69 psychic damage from that

[@nicki___]

he put his whole jussy into that joke :(

[@labyrinthine444]

yeah guys don’t be mean he put his entire jussy into the that

[@aakk4568]

You guys have the kind of chemistry that would make Drew jealous.

[@Dajopa-is-here]

why would drew be jealous? isn't he already in the video?

[@star7689]

@@Dajopa-is-here nah that's Kurtis in the video

[@sunnyquan9540]

@@star7689 wait what that’s not drew??

[@firrredogfoodnyckikmeatjim3020]

@@sunnyquan9540 it’s Kurtis

[@HurricaneNova]

why is drew kurtis gonzalez jealous that he has the kind of chemistry with chad chad?

[@karutaro1776]

I didn’t expect this, but I already love it lmao- this collab is REALLY good.

[@TheCamSays]

Not the collaboration we wanted, but the collaboration we needed.

[@mayhasgonemad]

I agree

[@meow7862]

now she gotta do a collab with drew

[@N0B1tches]

Yes omg I had the dumbest smile on my face when I saw the notification I love this lmao

[@MustAvoidScurvy]

Very really good, I would say!

[@DragonMan-tj3eg]

"I failed to maintain a relationship because I don't lie" Bro cheated on his girlfriend and tried to spin it into sounding good

[@damienearl8302]

Basically just them saying "I failed to maintain a relationship because I'm an unlikable person", and somehow painting that as a compliment

[@mirrorball_12]

This collab gives me LIFE,' Hi Danny' mixed with A TWINGE OR CRINGE is heaven ✨✨ I hope this video helped with Danny's alphaness 🙌

[@idontknow2469]

What a sad comment section 😔

[@pencil_boiii9230]

ITLL MAKE DANNY GROW A BEARD!!!🫢

[@WhoTookSpecimen]

@@pencil_boiii9230 NOO WAY!!1!1!1!1 Next thing you know he’s gonna grow a suit

[@blueboozle774]

Agreed

[@cactustactics]

Alpha summary! 1) poor because of woman 2) no money because girlfriend / no girlfriend because money 3) repressed anger issues 4) jealousy / discomfort about shirtless men 5) failed relationship 6) everyone wants me but I'm an asshole 7) steal my lady and I'm fine with it actually :3 8) hey girl check out this putdown 9) please don't divorce me 10) Nice Guy revenge arc 11) loveless relationships 12) single and NOT ready to mingle thank you very much 13) fell in love and got hurt 14) tries to dress like "a man" but insecure about it 15) I'm kinda out of control, it's bad 16) hurt by multiple divorces 17) seriously I'm out of control, I think I'm a danger to society, I have nothing Like I know this is the reality for most (?) men who invest so heavily in the "I'm an alpha!!" thing, but damn seeing it all laid out like they're motivational or even aspirational is a trip. There's only 2 of them that aren't like a cry for help, so many feelings on display

[@draculalalaa]

my stepdad in a nutshell 🤡

[@adarshvinu3791]

Your so beta that that most alphas are gay when they see you

[@brycesumrall7248]

Thats why i try to approach these types with compassion. I know theyre assholes a lot of the time, and nobody should allow themselves to be treated bad.. Its just so clear to me that these people are in deep pain. A pain they don't know how to deal with so they repress. Ridicule and shame isnt going to make them better. If only they knew how to recieve love positively and not throw shit back in others faces.

[@sixk8333]

@@brycesumrall7248 no alot of them deserve the shaming cause they know what they're doing is wrong

[@maximum7790]

thanks for this useful resume ! ill try to apply those advices to my life, ill tell you how it goes! xoxo Eric

[@bananasauz4337]

The fact that Chad has made a collab with Danny before even breaching the 1 mil subscriber mark speaks to how compatible her style of content and humor are to the rest of the commentary community. I think it's safe to say she'll be sticking around for a while.

[@nonamejenkins3293]

Uh.. Yeah, I sure hope she does!

[@jetaimessul]

Its 1 mil subs now😌👏

[@the.ultimate.potato]

@@jetaimessul yes :D

[@unoriginalpersonALT]

she went from 100k to 1 mill in literally under a year holy fuck

[@kaitlynkuz]

@@unoriginalpersonALT fr, I’m so glad she’s become popular

[@ade_gmrl]

"say hi, danny" "hi danny" how could everyone ignore such a sponteinous genious joke??

[@camerondrew9402]

George Burns and Gracie...

[@ozkey1558]

@@camerondrew9402 G'night Gracie! 😁

[@lynnkeating3921]

It's like one of the oldest jokes in the book

[@ade_gmrl]

@@lynnkeating3921 who cares it was so fluid though

[@lynnkeating3921]

@@ade_gmrl not disagreeing but I'm saying that it's probably why no one giving it props lol

[@sonecznikwyborowy6760]

I can't fathom how Chad Chad is able to read such absurd sentences with little to no laughter while I'm literally laughing like a madman Great collab btw!

[@KypForPresident]

a colab with Danny feels like Chad arrived in the big leagues. Wich she deservers. I absolutly love her bone dry humor. Glad she is gaining more attention

[@Tylertheslur]

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 why are you here then?

[@cceerrs]

@@Tylertheslur I think it's a bot, they're replying to everyone with emojis - maybe just report spam?

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

@@Tylertheslur why are YOU here then?

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

@@cceerrs this video and the dumbass comments like yours in it are the REAL spam that needs to be reported if anything or didn't you know that?

[@hankhill8688]

i’m so proud *sniff*

[@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404]

The alpha ideal relationship: -Treat your partner like an object -Don’t let them own anything -make all the money and decisions -Other people can’t speak with your ‘object’ -If they divorce you, you remind them that you have everything and they can’t live without you. 😂

[@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404]

It’s kinda funny how ‘alpha’ want to make sure that their partner doesnt own anything so that they’re 100% dependent on them so that their partner can never divorce them. Secure relationship? _sure.._ healthy relationship? *HELL NO*

[@zakosist]

@@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 it may not even be a fully secure relationship (and good is that), at least in my country you can get government support to escape from an abusive relationship and still get a home. A former friend of me actually got that. Divorce court could also help. Either way its horribly toxic to want to trap people in that way. And it also shows the person wanting to trap their partner is actually really insecure (opposite of so called "alpha"). If they were genuinely confident they wouldn't be constantly fearing for their partner leaving if they even have the opportunity to do so, and cant handle it well when they do leave. But that insecurity is absolutely not an excuse.

[@Popaosama1]

Just file a restraining order against any alpha ex partner you

[@TheLuxkywalker]

This video should be called "Danny almost breaking his bones to do skits for Chad Chad for 10 minutes straight"

[@creditsunknown7974]

A jester and a monarch

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

🙄

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

@@creditsunknown7974 🤦

[@regularjoe5517]

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🥺

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

@@regularjoe5517 🤐

[@Spamhard]

6:55 I cannot get over the fact that this guy is suffering from extreme "I don't know what to do with my hands" anxiety. Dude is a straight up beta. Alphas always know what to do with their hands; you're either undoing and doing up the same one button on your jacket the entire day, or you're just constantly taking on and off your sunglasses.

[@ellee30]

Omg ikr, what an absolute beta 🙄

[@maryamnaser1552]

i think you mean jeanglasses

[@alleymercuryway7777]

I didn’t even notice that- jajjaja what even *is* he doing-

[@detelinazheynova8523]

The absolute gall of those betas, I swear...

[@leahflower9924]

I love how he likes to lie but can't spell lying

[@cori742]

i feel like we’re entering a new golden era of the commentary genre and i’m OBSESSED

[@myinternetname]

I can't believe it's been 10 months since this video came out. Truly a timeless piece of art

[@Moon-uc7vs]

the collab no one asked for but we definitely needed

[@nctsgrass]

And I just saw its two videos?? Also a different collab one on Danny's channel we are very well fed today

[@littleloser8072]

no we been asking for this

[@cheses.]

NO ONE ASKED FOR?!

[@jupiter_424]

I did

[@Seniormints7]

BET no one asked for it🤣

[@jessicatao387]

This collab is the only thing keeping me sane rn

[@dankygongalis9386]

literally

[@sunlitraven9401]

The fact that none of these posts were written with grammar or spelling skills from above kindergarten just really showcases the complete alpha these men are.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Theyre from India. This shit is a fucking plague over there

[@Mari_Beri]

They're satire...I think. I don't even know anymore

[@PrincessMuk]

So alpha they revert back to primate brains

[@banane2279]

That's because they are doers, not talkers. They don't waste words, they take action. Heugh Hagh

[@klaythoring1326]

Because they’d have to go too beta if they knew the full alphabet

[@maracaisse]

I love how Danny maintained the same facial expression throughout the entire push up jump

[@Borealis109]

What, possessed?

[@Ornithorhynchus.]

chad chad being the kind person she is and helping out growing content creators like Danny is so heartwarming.

[@janavenue650]

LOL Danny has 5.3 million subscribers

[@aeong_bread]

@@janavenue650 chad chad being the kind person she is and helping out growing content creators like Danny is so heartwarming.

[@JohnEliot98]

@@aeong_bread i know right? I didn't even know this "Danny" guy until this video

[@getmiloed]

@@janavenue650 thats the joke loll

[@taezer3687]

@@janavenue650 woooooooooosh

[@user-oi8qx7ig4c]

When he said he put his whole jussy into that I started crying with laughter... legendary collab... love it

[@Priisca]

literally like, i swear danny is wearing a jarvis shirt rn

[@aliewaytv]

We need more Chad Chad and Danny collars in the future please. Apart, they are very funny. But together, they are peak comedy.

[@adarshvinu3791]

Do you know what a railgun is

[@pissapocalypse]

They're on top of the funny mountain

[@lilballerina]

@@adarshvinu3791 why are you asking that

[@khoiphan2990]

yeah bro i love their collars so much where did they get those shirts

[@AidanXavier1]

They such a good comedy match for each other, great chemistry

[@dove-august]

5:19 ah yes, a nice guy. You know how nice dudes are like that, threatening financial abuse

[@lordskeletor481]

The person who admits to making their partners financially dependent on them, a hallmark of abusive behavior, calls themself a nice guy, that checks out

[@_kikizaman_]

This is literally the best collab I’ve ever seen, are you sure y’all aren’t conjoined twins who got separated at birth? It’s trippy watching this you guys are more of the same person than Danny and drew.

[@neobell9511]

They are all lost triplets bet

[@JadoDog]

I was JUST wondering if she'd ever cross over with Danny or Drew. It's a Christmas miracle!

[@Nomnamnomm]

It's easter

[@tzatwar]

happy birthday america !

[@veronicatiffany777]

A spring miracle 💮

[@datyoinkysploinky]

or kurtis

[@WhoTookSpecimen]

A belated Easter miracle 👏🏻🤠

[@mochi_aster]

6:07 how did this escalate so quickly 💀

[@funnyname2518]

It’s so sad to know that real life people actually think like this and read the quotes and unironically live by them

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

🤐

[@honorvalor]

they been treated a bitter hand in life and adapt, not everyone has a perfect life where you are allowed to be a fairy little princess.

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

@@honorvalor 🙄

[@knomskii5129]

@@honorvalor LMAO

[@comfychairs795]

@@honorvalor ipad time is over now put it away caleb

[@ipettynote]

THIS CROSS OVER!!! ✨

[@Leafpool2]

that "you want to divorce me? then you'll lose everything" was literally what the main villain of back to the future part 2 said and in that movie his whole character was framed as over the top evil. almost says something...about alphas...nah im sure that doesnt mean anything /s

[@FloppityFlopFlop777]

Yes, because back then, everyone was openly laughing at these bullying losers. Now the little stinkers scream and make insane threats whenever anyone makes them face the reality of their own inadequacies. It's so refreshing to find people decent and strong enough to dare telling the truth again--hilariously, too!

[@BigBrainGamer58]

Kakyoin pfp spotted

[@Leafpool2]

@@BigBrainGamer58 hes perfect and i love him. a friend drew this for me :3

[@OfficialROZWBRAZEL]

@@Leafpool2 I should probably start watching jojo, if only to understand the memes and references

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@OfficialROZWBRAZEL it's a good show but just stay away from memes, JoJo's community isn't particularly bad or unfunny but all internet communities are inherently shit so it's easy to get burnt out

[@EJones-st9ld]

It's the cencoring the word "woman" in every tweet for me.

[@stonewalledlj]

You too make really good content together. You two have the same sense of humour

[@RememberTheDead]

"The most dangerous creation of any society is a man with nothing lose" is quoting James Baldwin, legendary american writer and a black gay man who championed social causes. Now that's (by accident, I don't think the account has any idea where they got that quote from) some real alpha shit.

[@ittybittynautilus2468]

i read this as "black guy man" and i'm almost disappointed that this is not what you said

[@RememberTheDead]

@@ittybittynautilus2468 It can still be that in your dreams if you achieve sigma status, probably.

[@Misora7303]

@@ittybittynautilus2468 I died laughing, you killed me! 😂

[@proxycakes935]

We just need a giant collab with Jarvis Johnson, Danny Gonzalez, Drew Gooden, Chad Chad, Kurtis Connor, Nickisnotgreen, and Jordan Adika. It would be a masterpiece

[@cloeshay87]

Throw in nickisnotgreen and we have the solution to everything

[@proxycakes935]

@@cloeshay87 I KNEW I was forgetting someone!!

[@ARH611]

And Cody Ko

[@bananawitchcraft]

Adika* I was like who's Jordan Akita... OHHH But I think there's such a thing as having too many people in a collab, no matter how much you like them

[@proxycakes935]

@@bananawitchcraft Well I think it depends honestly, like if they all were different from each other and had different views it wouldn't do well, but they all have a pretty similar vibe especially with their jokes, so I think with specifically those people (especially since Kurtis, Danny, and Drew have already done videos together and it was great, and Jordan, Jarvis, and Danny have streamed together, and they've mingled alot and I honestly loved every bit of all of those videos) it would do really well. Me and 7-15 of my friends all are very similar and we do things like watch animes and youtube videos and do games, once in a while we'll watch things like 90 Day Fiancé and just joke around about it, all on call and it goes amazing. Of course, it would take planning but I think it has great potential. (Also yeah thanks I can't believe ive been reading his profile wrong for like 3 months 💀)

[@kyliemsmith]

You should do more stuff with Danny if possible.

[@Jurri.mp4]

Never was expecting this collab but I’m so fucking happy it happened. ((Thanks for the likes ofmg 💀))

[@coolbeans5992]

Yes

[@Jurri.mp4]

@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz ??

[@Jurri.mp4]

@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz um ok- lol

[@Jurri.mp4]

@@_kpopclown_ lmao thanks I didn’t know what was going on gavzhsbsnsj 🥲✋

[@Jurri.mp4]

@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz omg stfu nobody asked

[@breathing_helium_art]

I've wanted Chad Chad to become part of the Danny, Kurtis and Drew group for so long. I guess dreams really do come true

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

🤢

[@vanjoycesarcos5814]

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🤮

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

@@vanjoycesarcos5814 🤡

[@vanjoycesarcos5814]

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🥸

[@dreadlinda5761]

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🎪

[@ChumpieDumpkiss]

I'm not gonna lie, the scene of Chad Chad and Danny being way more alpha that I could ever fathom becoming @ 9:40 made my jussy quiver a little

[@psi9899]

Jussy? are you Jesus?

[@shoshanaloomer]

LMAO

[@gsse6629]

6:36 lol

[@luchirimoya]

Oh god not the jussy, I don't even know what that means I can't keep up with yall and your new ussies 😭

[@rxdlve7142]

@@luchirimoya it's the combination of pussy and jeans 😭😭 danny said it in the video too

[@ketchup_hater]

There’s nothing I want more than another Chad Chad Danny collab

[@roisindevries1428]

SAMEEE

[@sapphireredwood5612]

as a new zealander, saying 'jandals' to mean 'jean sandals' sounds much funnier since jandals is an actual word and it's just what we call flip flops

[@SquiddyHiggenbottom]

The more I learn about NZ, the more I refuse to believe it's a real place 😂

[@sapphireredwood5612]

@@SquiddyHiggenbottom fair honestly

[@kelsey.is.offline]

i love new zealand! Thor ragnarok was so good!!! ☺️

[@valaya.3]

You just reminded me that jandals is a real thing I've heard that stands for Jesus sandals, the ugliest and yet also seemingly most popular sandal. Don't quote me on that

[@blackparademistress1]

@@valaya.3 That shit is SO comfy. You can pry my Jesus sandals from my cold dead hands.

[@umm.ok.4263]

I love that she is just commanding Danny to do everything 😂

[@bobseeee]

thats cus SHES the alpha

[@Sakkaz]

Ugh don’t you understand? She’s the alpha ofc 🙄

[@umm.ok.4263]

@@Sakkaz omg as an omega , I apologize for being so ignorant towards an alpha 😞😞

[@obliviouslyollie8428]

even saying the word "woman" in the alpha community is forbidden, which is why AlphaMaleDaily must censor it to portray their dominance

[@dumbledorf5029]

Don't incels do the same too?

[@Dustrin]

Dude, you forgot to censor ”wom*n” in your comment 😣

[@obliviouslyollie8428]

@@Dustrin NOOOOO i cant believe it,,, now im only a beta male,,,,,

[@coolandepicguy]

they gotta say “women” instead

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

🤐

[@daedalus6796]

I'm not sure anyone could reach the levels of Alpha that someone who has Chad twice as a name.

[@anastasiarivera3063]

Chad chad's and Danny's energies are IMMACULATE together 😂

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

🤢

[@marie5122]

Yes LMFAOOOO

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

@@marie5122 😵

[@leahflower9924]

Is that I'm never gonna dance again song in every video lol

[@thedestroyasystem]

I’M SO GLAD Y’ALL ARE COLLABING ❤️❤️

[@Geoffrey202]

I lowkey wanna hear Danny say "A Twinge of Cringe". You should definitely do another collab, that was a lotta fun to watch :D

[@belovedobserver]

The “you’re gonna divorce me? Nope you’re gonna dieee” joke is scary now lmao. I was looking at comments on a vid of a dude who was having an affair and killed his wife. The amount of men’s comments like “don’t take half our money and maybe this won’t happen” was astounding.

[@dizzylilthing]

I'm so glad I'm a lesbian lol men are so fucking scary

[@fosterkitteneos]

@@dizzylilthing women can be just as dangerous or worse than men.

[@MrGoldfish8]

​@@fosterkitteneosThe difference is that women don't necessarily have more social power than you.

[@maxpogfrog]

6:39 *_”I put my whole jeussy into that one”_*

[@Thankyouforexisting93]

💀

[@liIysstuff]

i actually started choking on my chips

[@SlugxMackerelShipper]

Jussy ♡

[@madirebekah3660]

I know this is a whole sea of comments saying the same thing but this was such a nice collab, listening to you guys joke about gross men is weirdly relaxing? Lmao great vid, I especially love how Danny instinctively started acting out skits as you read the posts 🤣

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

🤐

[@manuelsilva6244]

That's some personal issues you got there buddy. Next we need the same but with gross wen I guess

[@beckysberries4441]

@@manuelsilva6244 what💀

[@rosegolden8959]

@@manuelsilva6244 going by your logic that implies you've got some personal issues of your own with "wen" I guess

[@ireallylovekorea7446]

@@rosegolden8959 Not the "wen" ✋😭

[@Garlic_Knotts]

Danny and Chad Chad? This is a beautiful collab I needed 🙏🏼

[@kaileymo]

0:43 truly a roller coaster of emotions

[@Ninatx]

I've always thought your humor meshed rly well with the humor of Danny, Kurtis and drew!! It's great to see you working with them!!!!!!!!!

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

🤢

[@Sierracat7807]

didn’t realize how similar yalls editing styles and humor was until today

[@WeepyWoops]

Danny and Chad Chad? Am I dreaming? The collab we never knew we needed, but we did need it

[@stonedsimpson3147]

9:00 "how could it be my fault, ive never spoken to her" has the same energy as "how could i ruin your life, i wasnt even there"

[@Kikicole]

It’s really nice of you to give this Danny guy a platform! He’s pretty funny too ☺️

[@naomipierre8329]

Bruh 💀-

[@HaizeyWings]

Lollll

[@evieeive]

Yeah like, It's nice that Chad Chad is giving smaller channels recognition!

[@gsse6629]

Ik we should have more creators like chad chad giving small creators fame

[@mubroon]

You’re mistaken that’s Kurtis Conner but he’s a smaller channel so i understand the confusion

[@crowsperch1836]

literally screamed when i saw this, my two favorite commentary ytbers colaborating ? rlly excited to see how this turns out !! :)

[@aklapa318]

If the flu hadn’t taken my voice I would’ve screamed too! Instead I made a loud exhale noise, but was excited just the same!

[@AdamFunk]

I've actually legitimately never heard of Danny before, but he seems really great. :) It's funny to finally see Chad Chad interact with someone, too.

[@quietbirde1977]

he is pretty funny i just found chad chad through him he was on vine when it was still alive

[@JaseekaRawr]

Oh wow, amazing you've managed to not find him before this! Check him out further, you're lucky enough to be able to binge his channel now, since it's all new to you! 😁 welcome!

[@sazaaaam]

His name is Drew Gooden

[@tommymarco]

@@didueuhrkwistngnelek i heard it was greg

[@tommymarco]

@@didueuhrkwistngnelek aww i thought it was actually jeff bezos . def some four letter word i can't put my finger on .

[@bedrising]

4:15 ik they could have meant two-faced as in two flat surfaces, but its really funny to think that they just forgot coins don't have faces on both sides

[@calowenby1654]

Chad Chad somehow managing not to laugh while reading, “Your house will stop being paid of,” is the most impressive thing I’ve seen in a while. This is genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while, too.

[@risxra]

Man you guys genuinely bounce off each other really well and it seems like you have a good time together, I’d love more collabs with the two of you!!!

[@robbieboydudeguy]

It’s so nice of Chad Chad to give small channels exposure like this. I’m sure Danny’s popularity will be dependent on your shoutout

[@quietbirde1977]

is this a joke

[@misfortvne5017]

@@quietbirde1977 yes, don't worry lmao

[@robbieboydudeguy]

@@quietbirde1977 Yeah bro I’m just joshin :P

[@maximum7790]

she’s so generous 🙏

[@JaseekaRawr]

What can we say, she's a charity worker 😌🤰🏻

[@Esther-jg1qg]

5:14 are we meant to believe that the person tweeting this considers himself successful

[@vinx3078]

So happy that Chad Chad would feature a smaller creator like this

[@mewesquirrel6720]

This better be a joke

[@NixDuto]

Yaaaas this Drew guy is gonna blow up thanks to her

[@khoiphan2990]

yea bro kurtis's channel is about to blow up

[@monicoreheart]

shes so charitable

[@quietbirde1977]

thsi better be a joke

[@whizzabellex]

Is Chad Chad allowed to officially join Danny, Drew and Curtis in the commentary gods now? They have more than EARNED IT Edit: I'm sorry you guys I didn't mean to exclude everyone else, I was trying to think of a collective word just for those 3 creators as they're all so similar and they're all friends 😭

[@Br-kc2jy]

You forgot Eddy

[@whizzabellex]

@@Br-kc2jy oh my gosh who is Eddy? I must see their content

[@oliviakenny4731]

@@whizzabellex eddy burback

[@Br-kc2jy]

@@whizzabellex Father Eddy Burback, leader of his own cult "The Children of Burback"

[@talb.1805]

Oh shoot does Chad use they them pronouns? I hadn't realised I think I referred to them as she

[@JaycieMaria]

These two together radiates the good vibes, they are so funny

[@THEREALLORDJ]

🙄

[@artoriasgirl]

This collab is a work of pure comedic and alpha gold!! I feel so much more alpha after watching it.

[@zeneats9984]

I love chad’s little giggles whenever Danny is saying/doing something dumb

[@saturnash]

the jump noise when Danny did the push-up hop is making me cry laughing at work, this is beautiful, thank you for putting your whole jussy into it

[@bummylee894]

Danny matching her energy w the “hi Danny” killed me💀

[@m.ia.]

6:00 omfg i started WHEEZING THAT WAS SO FUNNY