JAW DROPPING CONFESSIONS! | EP 355 | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, THE CHALLENGE HAS BEGUN
4:49, DILEMMA
11:06, MOST UNHINGED THING TO GET SOMEONE'S ATTENTION
20:21, BACK TO SCHOOL
29:59, TRASH NEWS
32:10, WHO AM I
41:39, CONFESSIONS
48:03, TWEETS OF THE WEEK
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[@elsabe897]

"That's the sexiest thing you've said"- this bromance is next level 😅

[@osagieuyi5654]

No that’s the thing it’s a normal guy friendship

[@veiddimaddur8354]

Haha, James loves Fuhad more than anything in this life

[@Bahle_Gaji]

Nah, it’s bromosexual now

[@rubenpam]

Where is that damn sus counter

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

"We're not sus, we're just in a bromaaanncee!!" ~ Olawoolo

[@user-so2gc9om2j]

If Fuhad never left Nigeria he'd be one of those super strict African teachers.

[@borobhai1]

Or a scammer 😂

[@veiddimaddur8354]

​@@borobhai1 A true Nigerian is the duality of both

[@borobhai1]

@@veiddimaddur8354 facts

[@MaMgazi]

You guys😭😭

[@the_elyphant]

Wth is this section?? 😂😂😂

[@spoiler5931]

Getting nailed from behind while your boyfriend is within bluetooth pairing range is just diabolical 💀💀

[@miriam2837]

😂😂😂

[@solhaher9114]

😂😂😂😂

[@A_Viktor18]

the way Ellis is just looking straight forward when James and Rem were arguing is so fucking funny 😂

[@lukeroe3434]

As an Irishman, the way James sent ‘Fuck Ireland’ sent me😂☘️

[@niabz]

He's right though, they are the kinda things we say over here 🤣🤣

[@CorinneSegura]

james' mom is irish which makes it funnier

[@Digitalhunny]

Wait, hold up... you mean to tell me that Ireland is really a real place, not just an _amazing_ fantasy?! 😂😂

[@SavageDXD24]

🤣😭🤣🤣🤣 cardiff being in Ireland is so crazy

[@niabz]

@@SavageDXD24 the fact that he said "I don't know the difference between northern and southern Ireland" to begin with made him saying Cardiff 1000 times funnier

[@CoachMasego]

"Lucky for you there's a child and the mom don't want it" 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BaebaeW]

“I’m going stab you” wife I feel her

[@moraaogaro8590]

💀💀💀💀

[@sherrieberrie8122]

I was drinking water when I heard this and it came through my nostrils😂😂😂. PS. I always see people write stuffs like this until I experienced it today😂😂. You cant listen to James while eating/drinking you might drown or choke to death.

[@ndouheidi]

😭😭😭😭

[@reynao.3671]

Rooting for Ellis but i cant lie he makes it hard sometimes because what in the world was that instantaneous spelling😭

[@fazormcghee7936]

Let Ellis ask the questions so fuhad can answer. He been sitting on that high horse too long

[@michelleruiz2557]

Yessssss

[@TumaH]

That "F*ck Ireland" was delivered with season 2 Top Boy energy 🤣🤣🤣

[@Its_se2]

Sweeeeeaaaaar😂😂

[@ozrabbit2532]

Which segment is this in?

[@TumaH]

@@ozrabbit2532 Back to school. With context starting at 28:40

[@ozrabbit2532]

@@TumaH thank you!

[@TumaH]

@@ozrabbit2532 no problem

[@shdw_co]

The SILENCE after the "I challenged someone to a dance off" took me the FUCK OUT

[@ummzeeshan]

The way james ghettorized matrix was a skill 😮😅

[@johntonssen7231]

Ghettorised*

[@RoshonFeganLuv3r]

Those laughs after the “men know everything till you ask ‘who’s she?’” tweet were some guilty ass laughs 😂😂

[@shanekawashington7560]

They have both admitted to being dogs in their youth 😂

[@kfransissy8101]

Factszzzz

[@pixel7680]

James couldn't WAIT to bait Tobi out for ruining that toilet.

[@Errast-pp8sr]

#FAAAAAACTS 🤣😭😫

[@bandilenzimande4235]

EXACTLY 😂😂😂😂

[@Mannydas728]

is this the Sidemen Tobi or different Tobi?

[@elsss_111]

@@Mannydas728different Tobi x

[@litlfroggi]

I need a pic of Toby 😂 I need see what this dude looks like lol

[@cynch831]

That dilemma 😢. That man wronged his wife in so many ways. Its heartbreaking

[@Niamhmariephelan]

Absolutely heartbreaking 💔

[@Passion84GodAlways]

💔

[@admiralnlson]

Thinking the baby may not actually be his own.

[@tinawilliams9067]

The man is dumb

[@tinawilliams9067]

The man is dumb. Your married and while the wife is pregnant you had a baby with another woman. And he is so dumb you think she wants to raise another woman child.

[@PURPLEGRRR]

All I’m saying is in 2024 the cult babies NEED tobi to make a guest appearance on the pod

[@FloWoodEnT123]

James made that Back To School segment HILARIOUS. The pettiness he was radiating 😂😂😂

[@lwillis95951]

It’s me yelling the Matrix Neo!!! after chapter one 😂😂

[@devincolina2149]

SAMEEEEEE

[@gabrieldiaz3165]

Same

[@monicwilliams6081]

Me toooooooooo but James not listening

[@KDE95]

I was thinking Moon Knight for the longest time, till he said eat dis 🤣

[@cashmere77]

Same!!! 😂😂 how did they not get it

[@JoyeJoy]

When James and Rem are going at it over the Back to school game, the way Ellis is just sitting quietly hoping they don't bring him in 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dariusmiller7962]

Kkk😊w0r9to 😊🎉😊🎉❤

[@dariusmiller7962]

😅

[@TheeMilanAmor]

The way I went back to watch his reaction 😂

[@oferbill5610]

We need a Toby reveal fr

[@mariam__x]

21:01 that little singing bit? The best

[@borobhai1]

I think we need Tobi to come in as a guest one day.

[@BEYZUSx]

absolutely

[@Suspishus]

Yes!

[@Serenity470]

And Louis lol

[@katekimani]

petition for this

[@Oveontheglow]

YESSSS

[@TheFirelordZuzu_]

"You said you were an engineer!" "No babe, I said I work on engines here!"

[@myRworld1]

Stop ..😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@KosmicKailey]

Right! You heard what you wanted. No my prob. 😂

[@jawndrago7217]

1. The Ireland bit killed me I rewatched it 4 times 😭😭😭😭 2. The way I was screaming Neo at my phone them man too slow 😭😭😭

[@johnoliver4469]

He said that like he charging a Kamehameha 😂😂😂😂

[@lvickerie]

Same here though after dreams then rave I was like Neoooooooo. What’s really going on. 😂

[@itsderica]

i love the cute name plates on ellis' and rem's desks 🤣

[@ellielou52]

That dude really decided that delulu WAS the solulu 😂

[@kkoutdajar8407]

Can’t lie… “Who Am I” is a fire ass segment 🔥🔥🔥 Got the person within the first chapter 😭

[@rachelwalker2746]

Literally watch the movie last night 😮😂

[@keepitfashion]

The Harry Potter one was mad easy last week. But this one is a little harder to me

[@marelysnoguera]

I had it right away, but I love this movie..

[@theblankspace00]

It’s my new favorite segment! I didn’t get Neo until chapter 2. Also, James is WRITING! The setup is superb!

[@kstorm9954]

Got Neo straight from the jump 😂

[@CHERRISHLOVESTMNT]

That little sing break was adorable 21:00

[@jackiewelch85]

I can't take this dilemma seriously. James breakdown of it is killing me!! The abbreviations of the words take it over the top 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@kylemohammedronaldomyriad3238]

For the “who am I?” Segment you should have 5 points to the person who answers on the first round, 3 points for the second rounds and 1 point for the 3rd round onwards. So they’d try their hardest to answer it on the first chapter and not to just wait until the end.

[@molliefitzpatrick8157]

Yessss

[@NikkiStutzman]

RAHHHHHH!!!

[@Noloyiso_M]

I like this.

[@litlfroggi]

I can't believe they didn't get it on Chapter 2 at least 🤯

[@sethabiledlamini6556]

"Saved by the bell but he's still a dog"😂😂

[@wallycallam5255]

Who am I is my new favorite segment! James spun a whole tale!!! 🤣 Thank goodness I love this franchise🍿

[@indiar.8400]

The silence after “I challenged someone to a dance off”🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@javanymcdermott996]

Ellis and James looked absolutely LOST when they had to find the adverb

[@stacycamacho59]

😂😂😂😂

[@anuadeleke9656]

3 grown men, not one knew the adverb 😂😂

[@bandilenzimande4235]

I think the adverb was the most disappointing 😂

[@ahsiabukhari]

When the confession about the girl who found out her boyfriend was a mechanic came up I immediately said “He definitely told her he was an engineer” before Fuhad continued🤣

[@bookclub5021]

Hey man, he's a mechanic. Calling himself an engineer isn't really a lie lmao it's just just stretching the definition of an engineer a tiny bit 🤣

[@ellielou52]

Now that you mention it, I've seen a LOT of engineers in dating apps and very few mechanics 🤔

[@molliefitzpatrick8157]

​@@ellielou52same girl, same 👀

[@brightblaze723]

Falls under the same catagory, sort of. It classed as Motor Vehicle Engineering. Im a qualified Engineer but dont have a job as an engineer but they do fall under the 'Engineering' catagory

[@shanebest4699]

Ha

[@dajanaeforeman4273]

21:00 was so cute. I’m so happy they left that in

[@LC-ep7ko]

In a black US gathering.....that 45mins is about right. Hugs, Kisses, jokes(roasting) and last min gossip. Especially if anyone follows you out to the car😂

[@mknight7209]

The dilemma guy really said, "Here's one I made earlier" 😂😂😂

[@LimenKimLeMonSta]

I almost choked on my cream crackers and cheese when the cheating husband said how can I convince her to take me and my son back 😮 BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZENLY UNBELIEVABLE KMT

[@NikkiStutzman]

I literally applauded when Fuhad said "You can't do ANYTHING" 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂

[@RachidaMurray]

I laughed so hard when James said Cardiff. I'm French and I know Cardiff is in Wales. And Rem's face mocking him. Loved it

[@muhumuzamark2189]

“What’s his name??” “Mr. Hooha mr. Shitty boy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 noooooo those two lines back to back had me laugh tear up and get a headache 😂😂😂😂

[@jae8738]

18:13 The silence after James said this is DEAFENING 🤣🤣🔥

[@bestan01]

The dance battle part acc killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielcollinson101]

He won it back by dragging Toby through the mud like 30 seconds later though :P

[@camo1986]

The zoom in on Fuhad's face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@torinmartin9166]

I’m rooting for Ellis!!!

[@moimeself1088]

Same here. I'm always so chuffed when he wins.

[@wangeciperpetua5758]

Team Ellis 💯

[@georgehayhurst1128]

As a year 11, watching them struggle with the back to school questions is great 😭😭.

[@missscousemouth82]

Ellis's face, I think he's going to go hard on this challenge and his silence says everything. Fuhad says he's the most underestimated but I think Ellis is planning to surprise the whole gang with this one. I can't wait to see how it plays out. I'm looking forward to hearing some brazzzy excuses over the next 8 weeks, god help the studio if James dont win this one 😂😂

[@mrhbfashion]

The minute he said “rave” I was yelling “NEO FROM THE MATRIX” 😂😂😂

[@oluwatobilobaoguntona]

yeah!😂

[@plothaki]

Bro in the dilemma 👏🏾IS👏🏾 DELUUUUUDEDDDD!👏🏾

[@terryann17]

"What the fuck ever Rem" had me dying!!!! I love seeing Rem & Ellis now, such an upgrade.

[@queend9759]

The thought of what that "shitty boy" would have had to go thought, absolutely sent me. Where was he showering after crapping himself from the beat down, after witnessing his woman being destroyed 😮 😂😂😂😂 I tell you, I LOVE the delivery of you guys, the bounce off is real "pause" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@JustUdoro]

TEACHER FUHAD!!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 Swapping boards is best practices for your class.🤣

[@G254611]

Best line in entire Episode. I burst out laughing Fuhad: "Women don't fear God!"😅

[@andraignat11]

the way they amp up each others imagined scenarios & then get mad together, gets me everytime 🤣🤣🤣

[@glendatigirigi5743]

Ellis I can’t keep rooting for you with these quizzes…PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!!🤣

[@kadelu1137]

We need a part 2 of the most unhinged thing to get someone's attention 😂😂😂

[@laurenallingham3367]

Agreed! I missed this one on their insta 😂

[@pheloniusmunk]

“how many Drake songs do you know” 😂😂😂 bro went full beige

[@tahjford5256]

Im over here screaming matrix right after the start of chapter 2.🤣🤣

[@GoldenJord]

Who am I and back to school have immediately become my two favourite segments. These man don’t miss

[@Taylor-zw2jt]

I was screaming “THE MATRIX!!!” “NEOOOO!!” ”WHY IS IT TAKING THEM SO LONG TO GUESS THIS?!”

[@princess_rez1520]

Same!

[@daynaclemons8626]

FACTS

[@wmichel8919]

I've never seen the movie and had the answer at the end of round 2.

[@arundhatibhardwaj4647]

Infuriating

[@nickiejones1329]

Bruhhhhh I was so aggravated

[@blanketsleepy]

Tell me why the new segment had me screaming NEO...THE MATRIX!!! This whole episode had me in tears! Loved it!

[@chinosojude984]

Brooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@6620bruce]

Took way to long for them to get "who am i"

[@nkyampz]

The Hoover on the belly gave me the hint

[@blanketsleepy]

@@nkyampz me too! Not going to lie, the first chapter had me guessing. But the minute he said the vacuuming of the belly, i knew immediately.

[@wildveganmama6388]

Seriously!!!! Was driving me crazy!!!!

[@ultimatexl302]

One of the best videos of the New Year so far!

[@maddiegogal7481]

These quizzes be giving me confidence low-key that I’m way smarter than I thought thank you boys

[@thtdudeinred]

I’m in fear of the day they read a story or a tweet and I know it’s taking about me 😂

[@Shortfoot84]

That was not a dilemma, just pure delulu. PS. I am almost sure that the hospital did not give her gonorrhea. I got 4/5 btw... Ireland! Thanks guys for another enjoyable episode. Hi Rem!

[@mikhailm9861]

The way I was screaming NEOOOOOO during the “who am I segment”. 😂😂😂 40:33

[@leejohn_bns]

29:01 😂😂😂 James hurt by everyone laughing

[@ACGSA]

I introduced my ex to the show when we were still together, when we broke up I stopped watching the pod for about two months. IT WAS THE WORST TWO MONTHS OF MY LIFE, I eventually managed to recover and I really underrated the level of joy Fuhad and James bring me on a weekly basis. SnG makes my world whole. ♥

[@abiola33]

Honestly, I hear that lol. One dude I was dating for a bit put me onto this podcast. When we stopped seeing each other, I bounced from the podcast as it reminded me of him too much. I was then missing the episodes badly, so I came right back! Now I'm good for watching these again 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@kelseygreen3442]

Relatable 😂. I don't know if he (my ex) still watches or not

[@Amber-ox8zy]

PLEEEEEEASE TRY A WAY TO WRITE IN JUST TO SAY FUCK HIM

[@iamredencio]

Never heard Fuhad laugh so hard. That Toby toilet bit made him laugh from his toes.

[@miriam2837]

😂😂😂

[@KB-vn8he]

I truly love your podcast it gives me such joy and laughs. Honestly appreciate the kind and genuine personality you all give ❤🥹

[@grichellminaya2398]

Honestly, the way I’ve been binging the show is absolutely wild. Love you guys so much! 😂😂😂

[@PapitoPlays]

I've been screaming Neo at the screen since half of chapter 1 you man!!! 😂😂😂 36:43

[@4evrgrn]

James saying "F$ck Ireland" with such ferocity LMAO

[@Reezy_Tha_Fundraiser]

I'm trying to picture James doing a Dougie dance battle😂😂

[@brithegenius]

The Dilemma is WILDDDD !!!! I chuckle every time Fuhad says “performerrrr”

[@bighomieJ5X]

The bromance is top notch 😂😂

[@MikeHawk-ot9ue]

Bro there has gotta be a rehab for being addicted to you guys cause DAMN.

[@goldynnchyna]

I am hooked!!! I’m half British now!

[@odenehonana5524]

Same yoh😂😂😂😢

[@Ryshaad]

@@goldynnchynathe fact I use their slang now is proof enough 😂

[@cupcake1065]

Men will never seize to scare me. That first dilemma is craaaazy.

[@star5885]

I absolutely adore these guys. I can't get enough. Why didn't I find them sooner. I find myself saying a lot of what they say all the time now. Haha.

[@palex1054]

Love that spontaneous "Legend of the Rent" from everyone. I've never loved this show more 😂❤

[@Nonprofitgenie]

Bro that dilemma just kept going! I did not know what you was going to say next 😂

[@MahdeDjediat]

Not going to lie this podcast is turning into a game show 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ShaeDollFace]

Their faces when Northern Ireland came up all simultaneously went 😳😟 I am screaming 😂

[@Epitome16]

As an American, I’m quite proud of knowing Belfast was the answer 😂. 5 out of 5 right!

[@skyecoleman5449]

I tried. lol

[@mjwest4968]

Same!!!!!

[@jihanamani322]

Same

[@johntonssen7231]

Did you know that ‘southern’ Ireland is not the name of ‘Ireland’ though? Also ‘southern’ Ireland extends further north than Northern Ireland? Northern Ireland is also not a recognised region. It has no flag. It’s considered occupied space by a foreign invader. Like Russia in Ukraine or Israel in Palestine. British people are seen (rightfully so) as the evil bad guys. Every year they march through Irish streets banging war drums, flying banners and then burn Irish flags/effigies of Irish icons. Imagine if Chinese people marched through American streets banging drums waving CCP flags, then reached a bonfire where they burnt American flags and effigies of presidents/celebrities.. Every year. British people do that. Also half of Northern Ireland is British. Not even close to ‘half of Ireland’ is British. 90% of the island is Irish. Ireland is not in the UK

[@hakeemcummings-quarry6935]

I couldnt have screamed NEOOOOOO any louder!!! 🤣🤣🤣 The belly button part gave it away!

[@RiinyDit]

You can’t even pause that response to the first confession 😂😂

[@346ego]

Why I’m always so happy my answers to Back To School are correct 😭😭 when I’m a whole teacher lmao

[@the.real.rj4400]

I love, love, love when the man says I can't think of anything that I did to get attention...but because I know my life and I know me ..I Know that I have done something.🤣 ❤

[@karlallanicsky]

That F Ireland tho 😂😂😂😂😂

[@XDseeya]

my home😭😭

[@alexanderadepoju8282]

Why does it say you posted this 22 hours ago when the vid came out 50 mins ago

[@veiddimaddur8354]

​@@alexanderadepoju8282 Patreon supporters get the episodes early

[@MrCantfindanynames]

Yall was killing me wit Neo! 😂😂😂... I was: "NEO NEOOOOOOO!" 😂

[@MauriceCoxGrenada83]

If they start swapping boards, James is in trouble 🤣

[@pinchthedj2182]

That Rem giggle in the background is hilarious 😂

[@philylyons3162]

Irish goodbye is the way forward, My nanny’s 80th the other week, my family is active, after session after the function room ended up in my nanny’s house, 3:30am came around, I was sitting at the table with everyone, stood up and just walked out, everyone assumed I went to the bathroom, I walked home, didn’t say a word

[@mercedezism]

I can’t believe he just said a dance offf😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 no way! On some you got served type shit!😂

[@freyjabrigid]

The way I was screaming “NEEEEOOOOO…!!” at my phone from the word “rave” in chapter one 😂

[@kamelajameel2976]

the way james summarised that dilemma has me screaming😂😂😂😂😂

[@DrakoKid]

The school of rock moment killed me😂😂😂😂

[@ena6783]

The way I screamed ”NEO!!” when James said he went to a rave in charter one. 😂

[@phumzalatha1926]

“I don’t need anything” 😭🙏🏾🔥I love that.

[@suff9762]

These Monday drops always get me through my last hour of work, without it I would cease to exist.

[@G254611]

Does Fuhad like Ellis? It looks as though he doesn't 😢My maternal instinct came out when I saw how hurt Ellis looked, I wanted to hug Ellis - because I too felt his pain at Fuhad's comment. I actually gasped. Glad Rem instantly defended Ellis😢

[@the_comfy_pa3da150]

What part of the video did you notice this?

[@gracethompson6926]

@@the_comfy_pa3da150when fuhad says they have to swap boards next time they do the back to school segment, and he mentions Ellis looked like he was thinking and not reading from his board

[@CH-xp6qs]

Fuhad is thinking about the flow & fairness (bc you already know James will cause a scene). Has zero to do with him not liking Ellis.

[@gintoki_sakata__]

Your instincts deceived you

[@MeSpawn297]

The logging in and out. OMFG...memory unlocked.

[@Gloriahfreshful]

That little school of rock moments made me love you guys forever