One Thing You Can't Tell Anyone! | EP 283 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, The Log Cabin Announcement
2:20, One Thing You Can't Tell Anyone!
28:20, Intro
30:00, TOP 5
40:00, MAFSA Recap
01:16:57, Chicken Or Lion
01:20:52, Tweets Of The Week
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[@Lissywissypoo]

James: “I’m not gonna lie” Fuhad: *bombastic side eye* Ellis was in his bag with the editing today! 😂

[@FSU.Rob.1999]

Time stamp please 😅

[@laninomi1699]

@@FSU.Rob.1999 20:18

[@xMorganbrittnyx]

NOT THE *bombastic side eye* 💀💀💀 🤣🤣 ❤️❤️ their banter is so hilarious and relatable ❤️ thanks for the time stamp not all heros wear capes

[@justhumanrampai4882]

Someone come scrap me off the floor😂😂😭

[@nicolesims5686]

Fuhad looked scared 🤣🤣 like, what are you about to say to me!!

[@rorisangmaboa672]

Fuhad's side eye when James said "stockings"😂😂😂😂😂

[@bonisiwegwala5705]

i'm ded🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YourBestieTalexa]

Yeeeesss it was soooo funny! And James didn't even peep it

[@rorisangmaboa672]

Exactly 😭🤣

[@jirehnyathi6543]

Bombastic side eye

[@justhumanrampai4882]

😭😂😂I was dead bro!

[@daft1702]

“How deep is a malpractice suit anyway?” I’m rolling 😭😭😭

[@21KCoke]

this took me out!

[@karadancer17]

I swear I’ve never seen a group of men more invested in a reality dating show more than this lot. I fucking love it and I’m so happy we’re getting these recaps

[@jennTwaambo]

My ribs are hurting😂😂😂😂😂 JAAAAAAAMES Naaaaah maaaaaan😂😂 "He was a criminal and he was obssessed with GUnit" took me tf out😂😂😂

[@Jen-Inspired]

I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alacica]

G g g g GUnit 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@SummerTyme2023]

I knew someone like that tooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 swear... obessesd with g unit

[@amberjohnson9880]

I was wheezing and dead on this part lol!!!

[@jennTwaambo]

@@SummerTyme2023 im screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kianasealy3509]

James’ MAFSA recaps make me feel like I am watching the show!! He can recap anything and make it juicy I stg 🤣

[@samanthamorris8368]

FACTS- this man could describe, recap, storytelling anything and I would enjoy it. He has a way of doing it that is just funny but informative lmao 😂

[@carolynemohamed7056]

I refuse to watch it because I know James is here for me

[@queenyo1602]

He makes me wanna look it up and watch it and I still feel like it won’t feel the same😂😂😂

[@NikkiStutzman]

His recaps make me feel better about the fact that I'm in The States and CAN'T watch 🤣🤣

[@kobayashimaru9614]

I want James to recap every show for me! 😂

[@melbuzwane]

James : A lion would kill me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also James : I bet I could rock a leopard💀💀💀

[@shazz286]

I was just confused as to how Fuhad was even considering a lion. That's 300 pounds of muscle. Im glad they both picked the chicken

[@sbusisomanqele4318]

19:21 Rem: I've tried heels James: yeah heels Fuhad: just heels James:...stockings Fuhad: 👀 ( *I'm sorry what?* ) Had me dead

[@beloncekamz2821]

Same😭

[@bonisiwegwala5705]

kancane kancane uyavela

[@sbusisomanqele4318]

@@bonisiwegwala5705 Yaz ngiyamsola

[@Marquia777]

💀💀💀

[@weirdbutnot]

and the immediate one after... 🤣🤣

[@foreverJMJ93]

The editinggggg!!!! ELLIS 🔥 When James said “I’m not gonna lie” the look on Fuhad’s face with the camera slide Took. Me. Outttt. 😂😂

[@gloryO]

Me too😂😂😂😂

[@heyitsshay6058]

My manz chat to me nice on Mondays. God bless you both 🙏🏾 ❤️ 🙌🏾

[@georginaappollis1731]

We don't even get the UK mafs here yet but I'm invested as if my life depended on it great storytelling

[@madinayusuf2467]

WE SHOULD DO A “JAMES AND FUHAD ARE THE TYPE IF GUYS TO”😂

[@brandleythomas7551]

Ngl, all the "Drake's the type of guy to..." jokes that I've heard, perfectly apply to James, which is funny coz they even look similar😂

[@MrMetalBalli]

THIS. CAP!

[@xMorganbrittnyx]

This one has been said over and over so it's not a new one but it's a classic that is spot on for James with Fuhad: James : hypothetical question - would you love me if I was a worm?

[@xMorganbrittnyx]

​@@brandleythomas7551people were roasting James (out of love, not hate bc this is why we love him) in a comment thread on one of the videos and it was just a whole thread of drake jokes with james name instead and it was epic 🤣❤️

[@xMorganbrittnyx]

23:13 James is the type of guy to do exactly what that chick did to Fuhad and wear a wig and stalk Fuhad when he hangs out with someone else too much 💀💀💀

[@sashs.9988]

The G-Unit story definitely had me hollering with Fuhad 😂😂😂

[@nonkeshabangu]

"once he got the taste of crime " LMAO I cant

[@deaditeera]

I love hearing Rem & Ellis in the background. Their voices are 😍 we need to see them!!

[@vee6926]

i agree with you

[@fitnesswithatwist7082]

Yesss! I agree, we need an Ellis and Rem cameo!

[@stevieelizabeth7828]

SAMEEEE

[@merp9211]

REM sounds like a Game of Thrones character.

[@yoyomabach4518]

“He was a criminal and he was obsessed with G-Unit. He was the only breh that paid for them G-Unit kicks” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 these two are the FUNNIEST people on earth

[@Sirclappindem]

bruh, it was me in high school he said that i felt attacked

[@demonicpassage]

Funniest people on earth is defo a reach but you do u

[@yoyomabach4518]

@@demonicpassage I was.. before your comment and after. I’ve seen over 50+ comedians and I would gladly watch these two live instead out all 50 comedy shows together (including Katt Williams, Kevin Hart, Andrew Schultz, Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr)

[@metamorphosis_x]

James ALWAYS has a story to tell 😂😂. It really does make this podcast so entertaining.

[@brm_1221]

James head-whip and saying “what is this, bring your kids to workday?” and Fuhad saying “my heart left me!”Sentttt me!!! I didn’t know if James was about to throw hands or dip. I’d love to see James and Fuhad in a horror flick type scenario 🤣 love y’all! 18:27

[@jodiehanley8754]

'If you wanna get cheeky..LETS GET CHEEKY'😂😂😂

[@channi3_m]

I cheered soo loud when Ellis won! Streets looking at me wild! 😂😂

[@2k11Emma]

Ahh spoilers 😂 that’ll teach me to read through the comments before watching it all 😂 x

[@Aliensanonymous_]

😂😂😂

[@tattianajohnson4067]

😂

[@nighthawk8794]

Im gonna be depressed when these MAFSA recaps end. Segment has become one of my favorite parts of every Monday morning

[@MissCaroSan]

SAME!!!

[@Alec30]

Nah as a guy if I found out my dad was cheating on a partner I'd tell them. Coz it's not about my disloyalty to him, it's about his disloyalty to his family. This whole bro code meaning you have to let people be assholes can dip. I'm not letting my dad/brother/one of the boys just be a bad person and hurt others. That ain't a code.

[@jenash4866]

PREACH!!!!

[@ingloriousbetch4302]

THIS

[@busayooluwatosin9012]

👏🏾

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

You have that human code on lock.

[@olivier7226]

Omg these videos give me life in the office . 😂😂 “ African brother like you “ I lost it 13:37

[@GoCrazyBaby3]

Literally read this right as he said it😭😭

[@khethiwezwane2481]

Sitting in the office in South Africa listening to that😂😂 I choked on my coffee!

[@fe-real]

I'm halfway across the world, but somebody's gotta make a video of James touching toes, shaking sum and holding tum! 🤪 We need this on the community tab! 😅

[@ORAKLE]

N-Nigga? 😂

[@princesocio]

I SWEARRRRE

[@diamondtucker52]

And tag us all 😂

[@hindenburg2006]

I need the live feed!😂

[@rikkitorres85]

Please and thank you!!

[@francescasb]

James is on hell of a storyteller

[@itsderica]

I'm going to need James to host the MAFSA Reunion atp because the way he drops the gossip is PEAK😂😂

[@silvermoo8869]

I LOVE how Ellis is fun in his own way 😂😂

[@Justbusiii]

Fuhad's side eyes today had me rolling 🤣🤣

[@KoyaJames]

We can’t bypass James in his mother’s stockings!!! 🤣😭 like bro WHAT?!?!

[@un_Definedza]

😂😂😂worse is that he tried to brush it off

[@KoyaJames]

@@un_Definedza tried to skim right past it 🤣 nah bro we HEARD ya!

[@nicoledenel]

We need cameras on Ellis and Rem please 🙏🏽 last monday of every month at least

[@belleboa]

For patreons!❤🎉

[@marissajones5548]

THIS

[@sayurismith9980]

@@belleboa yes! An additional patreon perk!

[@mrsbee4230]

When Ellis said “Emotional damage” in uncle Rogers voice I screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Benjamin3.5]

its not uncle rogers voice

[@handsinknead77]

Came here for this 😂 I actually thought REM said it.

[@christalleyba242]

The reactions to the kids was HILARIOUS!!! 😂😂

[@the_alien_butterfly7707]

9:49 the way I screamed when they both crossed their leg over because those are some freshhhh kicks yallll 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻 daddddyyyyyy²

[@pinchman2946]

Bruh I love the image of the chicken scenario. Imagine getting into the car, having to fight a chicken. Then you sit there, covered in blood and feathers breathing heavy. And you realize that you left your wallet in the house and you have to go back to get it.

[@ogoro3066]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@didinkwocha294]

😂😂😂

[@princess_aishah6]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WanishaTallace]

MAFSA has become my favorite segment 😂. Always so intense

[@TheLovablekc]

50 Shades is Twilight Fanfiction, 365 Days is 50 Shades Fanfiction, After is Harry Styles Fanfiction. The horrific cycle continues

[@7ab3tha]

The madness needs to end!

[@pamellatofu4966]

🤣🤣🤣

[@abbylaiah1892]

True it's she said it in an interview

[@l0v_wa197]

They need to see this

[@PSSDecaprioni]

Shadowhunters (The Mortal Instruments Series) was a Harry Potter fanfiction 😆😆😆

[@akeilahilliman5721]

Would like to see an episode with Ellis and Rem

[@brittbrattsmilesalot]

James recapping MAFS is gold 🏆😂 I’ve never saw the show but I hook to his every word 😂

[@Caprice-jq1vv]

I was sooo invested I forgot it was a recap 😂

[@maamenhyira]

Heels and stockings 😂, oh James is so inquisitive 20:34

[@YourBestieTalexa]

The way I cried during James' story about theft 😂😂😂😂😂

[@VS-2856]

I'm living for the MAFSA recap! I'd love to see James do a Rhoa (Real Housewives of Atlanta) segment. That's a never ending pot of tea!!

[@ObeyDaqSwaqq]

19:24 the way Fuhad is judging James in Nigerian right now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hikmah8025]

fuads face at 20:18 killedddd me

[@mayaalanae]

“and she says im funny”😂I LOVE JAMES😂

[@xMorganbrittnyx]

Fuhad pulled out the *criminally offensive side eye* at 20:16 and i lost it 🤣🤣❤️❤️

[@heywood6653]

Ngl the mafsa segments are my new fav. Im invested now lol

[@BetweenThePagesWithLouLou]

Soooo good!!! I’m ahead of them as the series is now nearly finished but James’s rendition of what happened is JOOOKES 😂

[@joshuaalex5074]

they need to pay James to do weekly recaps for the show.... 🤣🤣 i dont even watch reality TV but this has me curious

[@eminenceofcalamity4513]

4:55 James face is just unfaced wtf expression, I Love it😭😭🤚

[@donovansanders3246]

Bro the MAFSA recaps are what I live for rn. Make them as LONG as possible

[@danilosansalvatore757]

Let’s Goooo!! Totally forgot it was Monday!! I was happy to receive the notification!! Love you guys see ya Thursday 🎉🎉

[@sayurismith9980]

The way Fuhad slapped this mic in the first few seconds! I'm holleringggggggggg

[@shelbyhughes2598]

This episode is PEAK! Everything from the segments, James’ iconic storytelling with Fuhad’s reactions are AMAZING 🔥

[@miriam2837]

I was screaming Tetris as soon as they said most played of all times😂😂😂 It was 1990 and everyone at school had a game boy 😊

[@jodiehanley8754]

Especially after 20 hours of travelling to Asia today...this has fully cheered me up😫🤣love these guys.

[@kaarlina4258]

I love the MAFSA recaps even though I’ve already watched the whole season 😁😂😂

[@officialzackk]

"How bad is a malpractice?" Crying for 20 minutes

[@maliciousmxck]

James giving us the tea on mafs is 10× more entertaining than actually watching it💀💀💀

[@batiannolte]

please get all your boys on one podcast

[@willjohnson5042]

Yall had Me at tipsy, chatting and dancing!!! 🕺 😂

[@samanthamorris8368]

James I just love your soul. The dancing and saying we will be chatting lmao

[@jazzymidear3466]

Lol James heard that child laughing and was like 'wha gwaan?' 😂😂😂

[@zandicarter5113]

19:02 Fire lord's facial expressions had me ROFL 😂😂😂

[@LiLLaLa707]

"he was a criminal and obsessed with G Unit" took me TF out😂😂😂😂

[@vanaleba]

I was over our MAFS years ago, cause of the produced drama, but I will sit through James' reenactment to the last second, every episode.

[@fudge2967]

James is too good at story telling. He had me scouring the internet for hours trying to find a way to watch MASFA 😂

[@shevdavey6389]

How can I watch it???????? I need to watch it now😢I'm proper invested now

[@kennethwillett7956]

There needs to be warning message or waiver to E sign lmao. I’m in the gym mid bench press, when Fuhad said his boys dad used to make him shave his arm pits I almost guillotined myself! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 ridiculous! And sorry you had to see that fam! 😮

[@Gabby-cc6io]

Facts😂I’ve had to stop listening to the pod whilst at the gym, it was becoming a hazard

[@kennethwillett7956]

@@Gabby-cc6io gotta love it we just gonna have to pause it during reps ha ha ha! 💪🏾

[@Gabby-cc6io]

@@kennethwillett7956 Have those rest periods turning into 1hr long ones😅hogging up which ever piece of equipment we’re on because the whole episode bangs, unpauseable

[@kennethwillett7956]

@@Gabby-cc6io I’m crying!!! Lol 🤌🏾🍻

[@ang3956]

Ok ladies lets go .. we chirpsin live at the after party with James & Fuhad 😍🎉

[@andrea7319]

what killed me about the chicken v lion is what happens when you go on a date and you open the car with your date and now you disheveled, feathers everywhere, scrapping a chicken 😭

[@NicMcWoody]

20:20 Fuhad expression is hilarious. He knew James was about to say something absolutely unhinged 😂😂😂

[@possessorofthewingsofisis2741]

And he did!

[@nicoledenel]

James going insane about Tetris is hilarious. I knew an old school one was going to be first, I was between tetris and pacman

[@caseyedwards9763]

Man said “faaaam”with this eyesss 😂😂😂😂 @23:07

[@nosiphojwara1964]

The stockings part killed me 😂😂😂

[@tweety1864]

MAFS CAN'T be as good as James makes it sound😂😂😂😂😂

[@rajiurrahaman6108]

at this point I'm more or less here for MAFSA recap lol

[@kevinthompson4127]

James so wasn't playing about the stockings 😂😂😂😂

[@lanaboobana]

I'm crying 😂 at James pissed about Tetris 😂

[@in.art.hiiiii]

James has a FIELD DAY with these MAFSA recaps I can't 🤣🤣🤣

[@princesslfinesse8356]

FUHAD’S FACE WHEN LOOKING AT JAMES!! He looked genuinely worried 19:26

[@SpiceIsleDiva]

James’ MAFSA recaps made me watch this show but i still NEED his recaps makes me feel like I am watching the show times 100!!

[@stephaniejames1062]

The story about James and his Klepto friend has me rollin 🤣

[@AffableJak]

Get them boys some recliners so they actually relax and be comfortable

[@melmelbry5754]

They didn't even put pillows or blankets behind their backs. Like how???😂

[@aylaandaydan]

The side eyes in this video 😂😂

[@sprainedankleable]

Sooo after forever I’m finally a Cult baby, mainly cuz I caught up on every episode on YT.

[@ebonyswope]

Lol I just said I’m about to have to run the P to SNG cuz I’m all caught up on KZbin now😂

[@saidaahmed3656]

The way James re-Caps stories he’s hilarious I love him so much😂

[@teresiamoabelo737]

20:18 that bombastic side eye and the zoom in💀

[@Jikiface]

The "checking if you had superpowers" segment is DRIPPING in nostalgia. I'm still checking for powers..

[@BagoBeauty]

Imagine we’re only this far in and I’m crying lmfao,James is crippling me with laughter this episode

[@merp9211]

James describing how he’d fight a chicken is the best thing I’ve heard all week.

[@Breeestelle]

I love how James always keeps it real regardless of the pressure😂😂😂

[@mitchel-leighmoss7455]

I was never a big fan of podcasts but these two just slap different 😂❤ honestly love you guys and y'all just Lit🎉🎉🎉

[@ogkpopper]

"El baby madre esta afuera" got me so hard 😂😂😂😂

[@sharphirafields5168]

I’m in America and I want to go to this after party SOOOOO BAD! I’m trying to touch my toes too😂

[@ancamocanu8085]

Ever since the first episodes, everytime Fuhad says "I couldn't believe that, James!!!!", we really dooooo believe him that he couldn't believe it hahahaha, he's so convincing

[@jamesfraser6491]

I seriously need to know where James gets his anime t-shirts from they all look amazing

[@moniquestoute6650]

It’s Monday fam , greetings from Barbados 🇧🇧 this makes Mondays sooooo much better 😊#daadddyyyy#fufu

[@rjlondon5801]

Imagine if toy story was real - that barbie was living LIFE 😂😂

[@ruthlesson-site]

10:11 "How deep is a malpractice suit anyways"😂😂🙌🏻😭

[@jadeashleymcgann]

James was so passionate about the tetris

[@foreverJMJ93]

Fuhad giving mint choc chip 😮‍💨

[@mazu3433]

The moment James goes like, "to be fairrr !!!" 😅😅😅😅

[@mikaally8111]

I’m trying to do my eyebrows whilst watching, when James said stocking I messed my left brow up😂😂😂😂

[@hindenburg2006]

I've had the weekend from hell... I NEEDED you guys!!!❤❤❤ (I also need video of James Jamesing at the party😂)