Jawbone being the only man ever for 15 minutes and 16 seconds

aka the jawbone supercut (s1)
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[@s.j7423]

that's so true ive never seen another man i dont think

[@brewdaly1873]

Brennan invented men, and then Zac invented feminism 😂

[@sorio99]

Imagine going to a nightclub as a teenager, nearly getting maimed by one of the drug dealers there, recommending he apply for work at your school so he can get healthcare as a bit, and then he’s the best guidance counselor ever and also becomes your dad.

[@Lucifersfursona]

Sometimes you have to adopt the dad first

[@HailTheRegent]

I headcanon that Goldenrod hired Jawbone thinking he'll be a bad guidance counselor as a middle finger to Principal Aguefort, fully not expecting him to be the absolute best man for the job

[@ilikepineappleonpizza4257]

So he also hired Gilear to spite aguefort LOL

[@HailTheRegent]

@@ilikepineappleonpizza4257 Oh no no, Gilear was applying for a job at an academy of the rowdiest teenagers in all of Spyre, and Goldenrod could tell from a glance he was woefully unprepared. He hired Gilear to spite Gilear.

[@ilikepineappleonpizza4257]

@@HailTheRegent this was a fantastic response and I will have to sorrowfully agree. #Gilearthelunchlad

[@diamond_chaos]

@@HailTheRegent he hired Gilear to spite Gilear for bringing fig there.

[@XieronDraxin]

As a DM, I have to admire the excellent way he handled this. He correctly clocked that Adine's disadvantage on Fear checks was going to be WAY too much of a drawback for her character during a fight against a dragon with Fearful Presence and would likely lead to frustration as she struggled to do anything. Not only did he level the playing field for her, but he also did so with an amazing character moment for her. Best DM!

[@MauiWowieOwie]

everyone loses their shit over mercer, and yes he is an amazing DM, but Brennan will always be my favorite and honestly I think he's underappreciated.

[@taylormanes2269]

the fact that he starts off an inspirational speech with “listen, i was in a truck stop bathroom sucking off a border patrol-“ is why i love jawbone so damn much.

[@abj6920]

I want to point out that the REASON he wanted that job was the health insurance to cure his lycanthropy, but in the process he decided to embrace it and help kids embrace whatever "character flaws" society puts on them. Icon.

[@roxythelipstickpixie72]

Fabian telling Ragh that Jawbone does drugs so he'll go visit him ----> Jawbone giving proper guidance to Ragh leading him to accepting himself for who he is and becoming a better person.

[@ewade4495]

I don’t know which I love more, Fig being all in baby 100% vibing with Jawbone right from the start when no one else trusted him, or Adaine initially being the most dismissive because she doesn’t expect people to be kind until Jawbone gives her the grownup reassurance and wisdom she’s been missiNG HER ENTIRE LIFE AAAAAA

[@jamespryor5967]

He also clawed Adaine, you know.

[@ewade4495]

@James Pryor the point is her trust is hardest won and it’s lovely when it happens. more accurate phrasing might have been “she expects people to be cruel” or “she has developed a black and white view of people from being in survival mode all the time”

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

+ AAAAAAAAAAA

[@lets-all-love-lain]

"I came here to fuck shit up and help children" is the best and I wish one day I'll be as cool as jawbone

[@JaraelMoonsilver]

You can literally plop me in no buildup into the scene with jawbone and adaine and I will tear up every time. Even just “my parents left and I don’t know where they are” and the big furry hug. God. He’s the best.

[@mushroompoet]

props to Siobhan for that line holy shit

[@cospaws8810]

It’s so real. It’s too real I love it 😭

[@-hayleymc_is_tired-5038]

I now measure all men to jawbone it’s called standards

[@mushroompoet]

As you should

[@simonw560]

I aspire to be Jawbone

[@__-vb3ht]

That's a high bar but nothing else would be worth aspiring to

[@cantaloupegodling352]

That bar is way too high but honestly we should all have high standards.

[@diadawn8600]

"YOU'RE NOT A COWARD, ADAINE" god that shit chokes me up every single time

[@sarahbearbabygirl]

tbh jawbone the best kind of person. good heart, good intentions, shoots straight, isn’t afraid to be honest about his past (and even overshares sometimes), wants everyone to be comfortable and healthy; he would be judged only by the type of people who consider themselves “good people” but in reality only use a supposed moral code to feel superior to others (the Abernants come to mind) tbh i relate to Jawbone a lot because i’m also the type of person to be bluntly honest or use swearing for emphasis when impassioned (i’m also neurodivergent, big shocker). but there are a lot of people who view those things as rude or social faux paws, and pass judgement based solely on those artificial social standards rather than the truth of the statements, effectively positing that bluntness or profanity devalues or negates any argument no matter how correct or just. they uphold adherence to social posturing over the desire for true justice and authenticity. it’s an attitude i’ve never understood, because i only ever take offense when people push forth arguments that ultimately deny paths to genuineness, justice, transparency, and wellness (for themselves or others). because outside of that, nothing else really matters, and to me that makes a good person more than anything. and it’s why everyone should be like Jawbone.

[@mushroompoet]

Yes absolutely!! I relate to the stuff you said about people viewing stuff as rude, I experience a lot of that too. And also Jawbone is so great, like. my man turned his life around. my man got a job as a guidance counselor said, "alright I don't really have the qualifications for this, but I'm gonna work my ASS off and be the best damn guidance counselor there ever has been" and then he DID. and I love him for that

[@sivsi6598]

Love that riz/murph suggesting the councilor position as a bit is how fig and adaine ended up with a step/adoptive dad

[@samdayak427]

That talk that Jawbone had with Adaine will forever make me cry. As someone with anxiety, I get a lot of internal panic attacks, meaning my panic attacks dont often show when I'm having them. In so many social gatherings, meet ups, or just when I'm going outside to where a bunch of people are, I've felt a sense of social panic, and anytime I wanna talk about it I think that my anxiety wasn't valid because I rarely showed it. I can only think of a handful of times where even my panic attacks had enough and just needed to show physically. I know I have anxiety but the way my coping works makes me feel like I'm not valid, so I never tried to get medication for it because I didn't think it was bad enough. Jawbone just makes me realize that I am sick, like Adaine, and I just need to get some medicine. I just love it.

[@mushroompoet]

You are so valid

[@somethingstupid1075]

same, it always makes me tear up. it’s one of my favorite parts of the whole series and I have a sticker with part of his speech on it

[@cospaws8810]

Internal panic attack?! That’s a thing?! There’s a word for it?! I have anxiety mostly social and I’m scary good at hiding break downs so no one ever knows anything’s wrong. I’d love a Jawbone in my life 🥲

[@ElocinMuse]

​@@cospaws8810I have both anxiety attacks and panic attacks, and I believe internalized panic episodes like that are just like my anxiety attacks. I believe that's the medical term you're looking for! ❤ I was in the same position. While I do have outright panic attacks, my "silent" ones tend to be the more frequent of the two. Much like what many here have described -- can also involve dissociation, derealization, etc, as they typically have for me. It was so nice to finally have an explanation for it, as I was in the same boat of others around me rarely knowing something was wrong or that I was distressed. (Sometimes, to outsiders, it may look like you're simply zoning out.) Solidarity, fam! 🎉❤😊

[@cospaws8810]

@@ElocinMuse Yeah, I’ve always just been a person to “check out” of things. Sometimes positive like daydreaming, sometimes negative like being triggered. Definitely on my list of things to bring up once I get a therapist.

[@AviendhaR]

i love that knowing goldenhoard its incredibly likely he hired jawbone cause he thought jawbone was gonna fuck up the kids. but turned out he was the best guidance counselor/adoptive father to like half the bad kids, they cluld have asked for

[@jdunn813]

"You understand me?" 'Noo...." "You understand me?" "Noooo!"

[@esoteric9333]

JAWBONE COMP THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[@nickelfront]

"my parents just left and i dont know where they are" is so absolutely heartbreaking every time i hear it i immediately sob

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

If this ever gets adapted into an animated series, Danny Trejo _needs_ to be the voice of Jawbone.

[@ElocinMuse]

Had no idea I needed this until you said it, holy crap. 😂❤

[@sturmklinge9642]

My eternal gratitude for this, Jawbone is my absolute favorite and i kept looking for jawbone compilation and not finding any. Love him and this so much

[@mushroompoet]

he's so incredible

[@HarPaelTheMessenger]

I love Jawbone so much

[@bairfanx]

My god, how much of their 3 years were influenced by Jawbone saying “I don’t have healthcare” followed by Brennan using Jawbone to knock Gilear down

[@andreymontag]

Gorgug getting all sad and looking so betrayed when he gets hit by his friend. He was almost crying.

[@shadowslam947]

"Jawbone is the only man ever" Brennan Lee Mulligan and Gilear are literally in this video what are you doin

[@clartblart3266]

And Gorgug, Fabian too

[@becompletelyfearless4904]

Shhhhhh🤫 only jawbone

[@mylahobbit1815]

jawbone is perhaps my favorite person in fantasy high s1

[@razzledazzle8180]

FINALLY I've been looking for a jawbone compilation for FOREVER

[@BlastoiseBaller]

The character art development was almost as beautiful as the actual character development

[@paulcoy9060]

Due to a werewolf's regeneration ability, the sheer amount of drugs needed to get him high must look like that pile of cash Joker slid down in the "The Dark Knight".

[@bees2304]

Mmm while jawbone is the most man ever I'd like to introduce you rumoured man Ricky matsui

[@somethingstupid1075]

i’m jealous of adaine, i want a big warm furry jawbone hug :/

[@Bubblies005]

Watching this after having a panic attack last night makes me feel a little better tbh. Jawbone is the best.

[@andrewlevin7586]

That scene with Adaine having a panic attack and Jawbone helping her gets me every time. 😢❤

[@relitin]

The NPC of Fantasy high are the main reason I love those seasons the best! I mean the PC are usually amazing in every season and I love them all, but name another campaign with as many iconic NPCs! We have Jawbone, Gilear, Ragh, Ayda, Aurthur Aguefort, the Hangman and the list goes one!!

[@diamond_chaos]

Jawbone is the only acceptable version of I can fix them.

[@BAChambers-235]

Zac at 11:17 is fucking hilarious he looks headless

[@thefakeslimshady8881]

I aspire to be jawbone

[@Muttpup]

I can't even hear anything to do with gilear anymore after finding out he's hung I Fucking hell man I can't stop thinking about it

[@AnUmbreonNamedRaire]

he got that gilussy (i'm sorry i had to)

[@s.j7423]

that's not true , yall ever heard of this fella pete, former plug

[@paulcoy9060]

9:48 It's nice to know Jawbone has accepted our Lord and Savior.

[@baegelandcheese4431]

Thank Youuuuuuu this is the only video ever dhdnkdks

[@GearWukong]

I can't stop picturing jawbone as pimento from b99

[@JabesMcJabesface]

I actually believed that Jawbone might be her dad, not her uncle. I have known of some RL examples of people who act as a different part of the family than they were, and him being such a mess-up and her 'real' dad taking care of her but actually being her uncle, and Jawbone being her 'uncle' but actually being her dad? Would totally believe that.

[@mushroompoet]

that's really interesting, I hadn't thought about that! I personally prefer it how it is because I love unconventional family dynamics

[@amycox5733]

I always caught the vibe that they aren’t related at all, he just took her under his wing because she was young, and needed help figuring out her lycanthropy. Tracker probably has a complicated relationship with her Bio dad, given her past w/ Helio and her lycanthropy, so maybe she just isn’t comfortable calling him “dad.

[@25thming44]

4:43 he does a lot of drug 😀

[@jonothanthrace1530]

It's weird how they have the same person on opposite sides of the table.

[@kiachoi]

Brennan Lee Mulligan is the reason I purchased Dropout 🧍🏻‍♀️

[@anilmehta4714]

Honestly same though. Well, him and Game Changer

[@jeffquinz2118]

Goodness, I relate to this so much. XD