jay leno headlines 2006 3

[@Frankybroadcast]

I almost never missed a Monday night of headlines in those days. I would tune in specifically for them. 11:51 every Monday

[@brianduncan2793]

yes

[@jolynngood2746]

I really miss Jay Leno.

[@natalieisacheerio4455]

We need more good clean fun on tv again like this 👍👏👏👏😆😆😆😆

[@georgefeist8190]

I MISS JAY....LATE NIGHT IS CRAP NOWADAYS.

[@mr.irrelevant8826]

💯

[@edrash9393]

I miss johnny carson

[@seventiesgirl6449]

When Leno left, so did late night tv.

[@rick5793]

YEP after he left it went down the 💩er.

[@michirican]

Agree 👍🏼

[@ghidrah76]

HiM and Conan.. grateful Conan is still doing a podcast. Miss those guys sooooi much

[@cynthiahusband106]

Excellent way of putting that! And I agree!! Jay was soooooo entertaining.

[@asmodeusasteroth7137]

The days before word police ruined everything fun.... Loved Leno, letterman. And carson

[@BodaciousBob66]

No politics no agenda, just comedy 👍.

[@jamezkpal2361]

👍

[@boataxe4605]

Mastema Yep! And they ripped on both sides equally.

[@ChicoTheMan69]

Yup status quo still in full force.

[@bennylloyd-willner9667]

@r33mote maybe he/she meant this section of the show.

[@SRose-vp6ew]

The jokes used to be laughing at the truth, now there is nothing funny, just sick ways to push the lies like pro-abortion escape room and SNL abortion clown both with lies. Really two things the left did to promote unique to the child blood spilling and heartbeat stopping abortions with... liberal "humor?" Jay was a conservative, that's why he mocked equally, he was actually fair and teased anyone who was foolish or guilty. He did his job.

[@michellepost5232]

These headlines were funny, more so the way Jay presented them. The 99 cent store was also funny, Jaywalking, and his intros of products.

[@jr.a8301]

headlines always cracked me up. 🤣😂

[@conniethompson6976]

That mammogram dish washer damn near did me in..I wish it WAS that simple and PAINLESS😫🤣

[@jonfleck8687]

Back when late night TV was funny

[@rickr.9803]

So, so true!

[@TheSportscar86]

"Screw the Limo, let's get a Horse Trailer!!!!"

[@SAsh-zg6ln]

Lmao I miss this. Used to watch it as a teen. This would be banned nowadays. Sad!

[@joeyoung4121]

I want Jay Leno a lot he and I are about the same age and boy do I miss him he did have his car show for a while he may still have the car show haven't checked it out

[@lionelpink7187]

He was GREAT 👏👏👏

[@jasonvandervalk3679]

Down to earth guy jay Leno

[@ukmedicfrcs]

Lmao Ive had a few Mercury mistakes myself

[@Alexman47]

the last good late night host

[@remoteportal]

Does ANYONE like the current guy?

[@watutman]

Conan is good.

[@abir.chowdhury]

This alexmann obviously hasnt heard of our beloved Coco

[@Alexman47]

@@abir.chowdhury and who is Coco?

[@derickschnackenberg570]

Conan was the best I loved his weird humor.

[@markproulx1472]

The “white trash compactor” one really cracked me up.

[@inujosha]

I used to work at the Golden Nugget casino in Lake Charkes Louisiana and Michael Bolton came to perform there. I was working security and patrolling the back of house. I turned a corner and almost ran into Michael Bolton. I was a little star struck and he is a really nice guy, but my gosh, he is so small now. He is tiny and frail looking.

[@MsClover25]

Thank you for posting these. I look for these when I want comfort because I miss Jay so much

[@knit1purl1]

Well said. He's the best.

[@GrrMeister]

Check out "His Garage"

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

This is great stuff!

[@GrrMeister]

MsClover25 *You had me worried for a minute or so, and had to check Google as thought you meant Jay had **_'Popped his Clogs' 'Kicked the Bucket' 'Gone to meet his Maker' etc_* *Don't do that, Jay is still very much with us (thank God) and now spends most of his time, restoring vintage cars etc. Has a very good channel 'Jay's Garage' So get into cars and that might give you some 'comfort' you need.*

[@bojensen1761]

It's so good to laugh again at a late show. All of the new ones just aren't funny

[@rahkinrah1963]

When "late night entertainment" was funny and innocent.

[@jimh4167]

That's just the neighbor momma bear checking out the new curtains

[@andrewyoung2796]

Leno is just riding in Kevin's wake. ❤Eubanks

[@figgy7099]

oh thank you for uploading & sharing, i needed a good gut laugh!

[@Kyavata]

Let's just laugh... No race, religion or politics here... Only "headlines!"

[@marciatienzapolitico1293]

Absolutely love your attitude!

[@monaj2971]

Yeah that what's wrong in 2019, it has gotten to the point that people get their panties in a wad over every little thing. There's no funny entertainment like Jay Leno anymore.

[@boataxe4605]

There were plenty of political jokes and even some religious ones, the difference was that the older comedians ripped on both sides equally, they didn’t express clear political bias. Also, people weren’t so easily offended, and could laugh at ‘White trash compactor’.

[@CoolHandCody696]

I used to only watch Leno for headlines😂😂

[@QueenStylin]

Glad I get to watch it here. Never could stay up late enough to watch.

[@MrGourd]

Who doesn’t enjoy the fresh scent of Sensual Woody?

[@kmjeffels]

Miss jay at night! Tv is so terrible now!

[@willjeffrey2285]

The power line thing with the guy smoking a cigarette was a repeat from another time.

[@norbertop.niebres6320]

They could not afford the limo.

[@jst7714]

"I would disapprove. I'm sick of cell phones. I don't think it's necessary to be that in touch"

[@Brandon-rq3ys]

⚠️ *Warning:* Dont drink coffee while watching 🚫☕🤭💦

[@smittykins]

Or anything else, actually.

[@szqsk8]

Wouldn't that hurricane shelter just roll away in the wind?

[@nathankrush3289]

That's why it's funny.

[@Megalita27]

Headlines and jaywalking was great.

[@RosieZephier]

I miss watching Jay Leno he's very Funny and Hilarious 🤣🤣

[@carlbeaudry4142]

Jay Leno's always been the best. These night shows with Jimmy Fallon that guy sucks he doesn't have a clue in his head about what comedy is.

[@John_Fugazzi]

This is one of the funniest!

[@MC-nc1ib]

5:12 "sensual woody, what is that" ask Tim Allen.

[@stevie5042]

I miss him too but now with all of the PC police a lot of his comedy would be banned.

[@ichhasseamerika]

Ah Headlines, another of life's simple pleasures destroyed by technology and political correctness.

[@brandoninglin7566]

4:36-4:41 5:02-5:10 is my favorite part of the video ‼️💯

[@tierone4761]

When Jay talked about the “White Trash Compactor”, I was waiting on a trailer park joke. Good Day Everyone!

[@bryanbokser0821]

I had those flip flops!

[@womanzuzu9688]

That's hilarious!

[@jasonhughes1463]

I loved headlines!!

[@jimh4167]

I'm not saying the bride and her maids are big But using a horse trailer

[@dallasponder3396]

The college is called Ball State so i think that is close enough.

[@47485ksc]

I should have sent this to Jay from the Fresno Bee about 1990: (police log) "Woman caller report chickens are stealing everything and using wagons to transport grain to the curb." My question, how do chickens pull wagons? With their peckers?

[@msmo2060]

I forgot how funny these were..

[@boataxe4605]

5:33: The smoking rate is at an all time low but cancer rates are at an all time high, makes you wonder.

[@despiteallmyrage6813]

I miss Jay Leno and Kevin. They were what made the Tonight Show (Carson was way before my time). Jimmy Fallon doesn't cut it for me. He's not funny at all, and all he does is try to copy shit that Leno did. Even though he can't do exactly what he did, such as Headlines or Jaywalking, what he does is he tries to come up with something similar, but different. Only problem is he sucks at it and everything he comes up with is just awful!

[@ives49a]

agreed

[@Spec279]

Despite All My Rage oh my gosh!! Me too!!! So hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[@ives49a]

i to miss headlines

[@camillej81]

Despite All My Rage I totally agree with you. I do like Hashtag that Jimmy does, but Jay will always have a special place in my heart. I cried when he gave is good bye speech on the last episode. He'll always be my favorite.

[@andrewgrove1691]

Despite All My Rage conan tried headlines too.he failed at it too

[@spaceface7775]

When they had to read from a newspaper

[@HereIsWisdom1318]

2:17-The last word is “very” instead of “vary”. “Work hours will very.”

[@CrazyFreak714]

The joke is that roses is sold in gas stations 🙂

[@freedomrider266]

Naw, men forget easily and need a place to buy last minute...Doesn't matter where they come from, they're dead in week either way.

[@papagen00]

late night shows and ABC Nightline used to be good, and CNN was straight news only.

[@StonedUp1]

Back in the good old days (no hysterical, Trump-deranged Jimmy Kimmels

[@carolcornell6332]

Idk I like Kimmel , Fallon , and Conan are just fine

[@scitsalcoryp]

Simon Cowell ? I'll pass, thanks

[@deedeegreen8338]

I used to love headlines. I thought about sending a newspaper clip, but decided not too. I didn't want religious people coming for me. Ok, so one year our local paper put out its' annual Easter edition. The whole top of the front page was a picture of Jesus on the cross, with two men on either side of him, also on crosses. Below it a headline that read: three men convicted in jewelry heist. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@Elenaryss]

That one was hilarious xD

[@jayamarillo628]

3:29 I burst out laughing because how exactly would that work xD

[@Rickshaw881]

Ever notice how he just throws them on the floor? Some poor production assistant has to come out later and clean up a mess. why not just place them in a pile? Always bugs me.

[@Elenaryss]

I thought about that as a kid, always bugged me too

[@ellenpage4054]

Created a job for someone.

[@samvander3310]

Hope they cleaned it after prom.

[@michaelragusa870]

Don't worry, Jay; Chris Daughtry decided to go "Home."

[@jimbosweeney]

Love the headlines, hate the closed caption covering the headlines... bummer

[@joshuaguenin9507]

Turn it off...its on your end

[@anraymcneil751]

It is it okay if you can do The Jay Leno Show 2009 opening monologues? I never even seen them before.

[@ichaelmichaelsalisburysali6781]

Iwanted to see the drive in cruxifixion.

[@elcheapo9444]

That car with built-in "ass wiper" sounds interesting. Jay Leno, Letterman and Jon Stewart will forever be missed. They were legendary!!

[@fredwalker3374]

End of tonight show after him

[@krissilsil5272]

what does it mean,the coffin is slightly used..?

[@boataxe4605]

It means that they were used for the wake and then the bodies were cremated.

[@jakeg3126]

I was assuming that it was a Halloween decoration or prop for awhile, but Boat Axe’s answer makes more sense.

[@freedomrider266]

Watch early episodes of NCIS and Abby will inform you what a coffin is for, besides burial.

[@escueme]

5:23 2006: cancer 2019: still cancer

[@imtheboss1826]

I'd wear those sandles!!

[@jefferybrianring191]

I want the dodge with the automatic ass wiper

[@WeerdMunkee]

Am I the only one who thinks bottle opening sandals are a fantastic idea?? 😆

[@pno2496]

Jay, you are extremely wealthy give to single parents that cannot put food on the table. From a German immigrant. You would get so much more respect!

[@hotwheelsbob2000]

Do you know for a fact that he doesn't give to help other people. There are a number of very rich people out there that give millions and don't toot their own horn about it.

[@GrrMeister]

(From the UK) Suspect Jonathan Ross must have tried to imitate your style Jay, but came nowhere close, and the there was that incident with that Idiot Russell Brand which destroyed him overnight and didn't do Russell much good either ! Ross is back on live TV in UK but on a much reduced paycheck !

[@simonmadi1177]

It's Evangeline Lilly not Angelina Lilly.

[@note2owns]

That wasn't even the word Dunkin!! It was spelled Duncin Hinies....lol!! Like you would pronounce Dunce in Dunce Cap....lol

[@jimh4167]

Will fit it That's the Gay Pharmacy

[@davidgarris2513]

Simon Cowell? ..... Who cared. 😳

[@imrustyokay]

5:33 *Jill Stein Joke*

[@TeatroGrotesco]

I'd Rather the video showed T-Bone Burnett

[@garyhatrick7532]

Poll

[@GrrMeister]

Michael Bolton - never got the guy as most in the UK, big 'star in US' ? but in UK a nobody. Vastly Overrated by any standard !

[@freedomrider266]

Really? He had 4 Top Ten's in England and 17 Top 40's. You might want to learn how to do math, and research.

[@markcrawford5983]

Craig Ferguson was funnier than Leno

[@jamesbentonticer4706]

can't understand why he finds it nesessary to violently smack his lips in the most rude fashion everytime he begins to speak.

[@ichaelmichaelsalisburysali6781]

Why have that no talent nothing Simon Cowell on the show

[@danielrodrigues2041]

I love the headlines, butLeno sucks. He's using the headlines as jokes and elaborating with his lame jokes because he can't think of anything funnier himself.

[@rickparker679]

these HEADLINES include NO HEADLINES. (Personals, and Ads only)

[@rahkinrah1963]

SO? This was comedy!