jay leno headlines 2006 2

[@bspinnaker4764]

Whenever Leno started one of these bits, I just wanted it to continue all night.

[@rishabchaudhary4489]

Remember the early 2000s.. We waited for Monday night. Oh! Those 10minutes of headlines

[@markproulx1472]

Isn’t that the truth!

[@kepckatherinec805]

Same here. I wanted Jay to skip the guests and just give us more Headlines.

[@williamanthony9090]

Wow, I never realized, until I started watching some of these clips, how much I miss Jay Leno!

[@musicartlover1955]

IKR?

[@billmers3219]

@@musicartlover1955 gftdbcx? 🤔...

[@Classicrocker6119]

I've never been disappointed by any of these segments.

[@greenrobot5]

Hey meester would you like some peeches?

[@waynemarvin5661]

You sound disappointed.

[@shawncusack2066]

Headlines alone, for a whole hour, would have been number one on late night. I loved these segments so much!

[@PunkMastodon]

Jay was the king of late night television....Headlines were my favorite thing about Mondays. saw him live this year do some stand up comedy. He certainly still got it.

[@brandonallen3289]

I would say Johnny Carson was the king of late night but Leno certainly was a great choice to follow. Miss these kind of laughs.

[@TheInkPitOx]

He never seemed to be consistent on what day Headlines was supposed to be from what I remember.

[@ingrace59]

I miss the real comedians.

[@robaxl3088]

I love this ...miss those times

[@tube396]

I wish a network or cable channel would give Jay another late-night talk show, even if it was only 30 minutes long.

[@morrispridgen]

This is when late night was funny! Miss it

[@thedangeroussaint]

"Immunization makes your childhood a thing of the past." Well, that didn't age well.

[@markproulx1472]

I love Kevin’s laugh!

[@atranfanatic]

These are freaking hilarious! I really miss Jay Leno.

[@jaster101finity4]

fallon is a piece of shit who isnt funny! I miss jay too.

[@pi_beta7306]

Kevin's laugh was the perfect addition, it's contagious!

[@goosewhisperer6275]

atranfanatic I miss Jay, too! :(

[@goosewhisperer6275]

@@jaster101finity4 So true! I can't stand Fallon!

[@goosewhisperer6275]

@@pi_beta7306 YES! It made everything even funnier! :D I miss Kevin, too! :(

[@janishart5128]

Always enjoyed the Headlines - now THAT'S comedy!!!

[@Mike1614YT]

this is what we used to call 'laughter'

[@MsBrooklyn62]

I sent one into Jay Leno once, it was so cool to have him read it on the air.

[@RizetoPower]

Which one???

[@jflow08]

Oh wow! I could only imagine watching the show and hearing him read it.

[@wildwinebert]

this has to be some of the best headlines

[@lk6930]

JAY'S DELIVERY AND TIMING ARE THE BEST...PEEEECHES THE SECOND TIME.

[@reneeochoa1015]

I have to make sure I am not drinking when I watch these. I would spit out whatever I had!! Ha! Ha! Thank you for the laughter

[@goosewhisperer6275]

Thanks so much for posting this! I'd forgotten how FUNNY Jay was on that show! I haven't watched it since he left.

[@musicartlover1955]

Some will say 'I see stuff like that on social media all the time. The difference that makes it funny is that Jay Leno sells it . He makes it funny. Underappreciated. We could laugh back then.

[@bharathsf]

Laughter from 1 year of modern late night shows

[@brians48now]

Haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks so much for posting this.

[@judyvalencia3257]

Hadn't seen this one. Made me laugh like crazy! But then, love Headlines With Jay Leno.

[@msinvincible2000]

My belly aches from laughter. Unfortunately today Leno wouldn't be able to say some of the things he said here

[@brianperkins141]

Soon enough people won't remember how good anything was. We were of the luckiest generation and luckier still to remember how it was. I got the Jay Leno blow up doll for my passenger seat in his pajamas holding a pitcher of beer

[@senorkaboom]

Watching a video like this makes me so happy with the late night hosts we have now. (insert eye roll here).

[@thomasfletcher4765]

🙄

[@Alexander_Timonin]

This made me laugh 12 years after it was produced. Jay Leno is a legend.

[@HereIsWisdom1318]

AT Well, it is funny whether it’s Jay or not.

[@kickinbackinOC]

That was a really good episode! Had me laughing!

[@tjmctube]

I grew up and out of the house as it should be expected. But needless to say my mom and I always weekly connected to laugh over Jay's headlines every week. Love you and miss you mom.

[@opinionsmayvary5009]

How can anyone thumbs down headlines.

[@vr4787]

I used to love watching these segments before going to bed on a school night, Friday was even better cause Conan was on after. I miss those days when late night was worth watching.

[@blorpinino999]

"Hey MEESTER...you want some PEECHES?"

[@pawwalker3492]

Between Headline and Jay Walking, and other really, really funny stuff - I miss Jay 😿 Always funny - never nasty.

[@pno2496]

I miss Jay Leno!

[@amandanies3174]

I miss Jay Leno, Kevin Eubanks, Ricky Minor, the Tonight Show Band, and Wally Wingert announcing the show.

[@stvbrwn8]

The "Best before" one is translated to "Best Before- Best Before This Date". So it's just the same as the english version only better said!

[@Classicrocker6119]

This is nuts! I just used the washroom and after laughing like crazy from Jay reading these epic submissions I’m afraid I need to go again!!

[@nelsontoondrawer7618]

This one was SO FUNNY! How funny was it? I have tears running down my cheeks! Don't miss this one. 😂😂

[@jessecrum9069]

I liked seeing an advertisement from where I grew up, Lorain County Ohio.

[@toshamccarty5115]

Thank you for sharing! I have not laughed that long and hard in a while. My cheek bones hurt and tears came out of my eyes.

[@schatzemanly6749]

I miss these. You cannot make this stuff up!

[@bishopaz]

My god Jay was on fire.

[@wyliehudson8396]

These particular ones were hilarious. Headlines was an excellent segment, I wonder if Jay's idea or a writer...... good stuff

[@JosephStardust]

4:37 The Chinese kanji literally translates to “Best before this date”

[@quantanglement]

That clears things up!

[@FuzzyElf]

Oh? That's great!

[@butchrowerakamannyfraker955]

It also says product of the USA 😂🤣

[@2Majesties]

Of all the Leno Headlines, this bit was hands down the funniest, gems one after another.

[@yournostroleeoleeolees.]

These were always good

[@blondegypsy8525]

Love Kev’s laugh!

[@markdowse3572]

Oh stop! I am only half-way through and have tears streaming and my tummy hurts from LAUGHING so hard! Fantastic fun! :) :)

[@eronacalloway9159]

I miss the Tonight Show/ Jay Leno HEADLINES days 😢.You would hear me Laugh from the other end of the house.😂

[@johncontralis4658]

The best before with Chinese characters is even better when you know what it translates to, and that is literally says "Best Before this Date"!

[@MoparMan-ff8fb]

I always get a kick out of these headlines and kevins laugh

[@mariazahedi7444]

He should make a channel where he just does headlines.

[@Havok259]

This was one of the best ones.

[@jasoncummings5844]

I used to love watching this...

[@dg-hughes]

6:22 Kevin commenting on the 99 cent Boston butt whole "by the pound hunh?" I think Jay missed that.

[@jackgrimaldi8685]

Kevin often had hilarious quips like that and Jay missed them.

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

Or he just wanted to move on.

[@goosewhisperer6275]

@@mikeymcmikeface5599 I think he must have missed it. Jay was great about taking something Kevin said and running with it, and vice versa. They made a wonderfully FUNNY team! Jay had no problem with Kevin saying something funny and getting laughs; it usually caused Jay to come up with something else funny, and it was FUN to experience that. I'd forgotten how funny they were.

[@RedfishCarolina]

Honestly it went right over my head until you made me think about it..... Subtle one, Kevin!

[@askmeab0utmylobotomy]

I mean, he’s on to something. What if I came in and just wanted a sack full of butt wholes. How much would I be charged? Oh, and don’t forget to clean the scale before and after use.

[@QueenTeriquable]

I wish he was still on TV. He was always funny and didn't insult people for laughs.

[@judyparker2738]

I just posted the Lorain Cty Fair ad on the Lorain HIgh facebook page. Thx Jay for helping me thru this strange time.

[@donnatate458]

Thanks for these hilarious posts. I've never been a watcher of late night television, and can see I missed a lot of fun. I've laughed many times until I cried.😊

[@thomasjcox]

Wow could you imagine the backlash he would get for the gay jokes in 2018? Different world back in 2006. NBC would have cancelled the show. Glad he got out when he did before this media disaster.

[@jayamarillo628]

So true. It’s also too bad it took this long for “gay” to not be as much of a derogatory term anymore.

[@ScarabChris]

No doubt. This was back when late night talk shows were funny. The headline about the "man or woman exposes themselves" joke alone would have sparked the snowflakes. Oy my god Jay Leno just said there are only 2 genders and made a joke about it. LOL

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

There are two genders and they are supposed to pair up with each other.

[@goosewhisperer6275]

@@mikeymcmikeface5599 Absolutely!

[@chensenhan]

So true. Media and the Democrats destroyed America. Wish i could go back in time, just for a day.

[@CitizenPerkins]

Ahahahaha! I'll take "Things you can't say anymore" for $100! *"Ok, how gay are **_these_** two?!"* (@05:10) 🤣🤣🤣

[@markrothenberg9867]

I’m pretty sure I saw this live on TV in 2006 but I don’t remember since alive watched so many. I busted a rib watching it again here. Damn, so funny. The best ever. Wish Leno was reincarnated so we could actually watch comedy on TV again.

[@shannonboldman9396]

Just wants his wallet & keys back....has me rolling. 😄

[@dallasponder3396]

Love the one about teeth in an hour

[@rickdees251]

Took that long to trim that mustache.

[@MaryHernandez-5909]

Singer sexing machine!!😂😂😂

[@bradleysmith9431]

I remember I would read the newspapers just to look for stuff like this! Then one day I found one, but I never mailed it in :(

[@dalekelly7639]

Can you remember what it was?

[@jflow08]

Aw, you coulda made the headlines and we'd be on here laughing about it 15 years later.

[@note2owns]

The meat should have been labeled Whole Boston Butt. I think the manufacturers were going for a laugh with that one...lol

[@liudizzle]

PEEEECHES!

[@lsswappedcessna]

CHANDELEEEEEEEEER

[@stevenherrold5955]

i youst to know a girl named peeches (correct spelling)

[@amandanies3174]

Neck-tarines! Peeches! Flaming Anus! Jesus Christ, I don't think I've laughed this hard since "Kill the Gangsta Clown".

[@boisegameshowguy]

Care for a BUTTO? 🤣

[@davejones5640]

No funny, seníor.

[@jaytc3218]

This never gets old.

[@CrazyFreak714]

1:05 when they run out of soilders they send clowns instead 😄😃

[@olddoggeleventy2718]

They can fit more clowns in a vehicle.

[@ericmccoy5038]

i believe the clowns ARE the French military

[@jasonhughes1463]

Loved Headlines...best bit he did

[@rogsoll]

1:35 I'm dying :D

[@CheckThisOut77]

Jay and Kenny were the best. Late Night went down and down after they left.

[@PhilBagels]

0:36 Nowadays, there are people who can't tell if they themselves are a man or a woman.

[@jeffreysommer3292]

The Chinese sentence is a translation of "best before this date." Just in case you were curious.

[@aaronkitchens4151]

I love watching these

[@davidjones3165]

I miss Jay, haven't laughed like this since he left.

[@Naturzone1]

I miss Mr Lenos also. The late night today hosts are not funny, just looking to get applause, not laughs!

[@marymacgregor6952]

These make me laugh so hard I cry.

[@Farming_weeds]

The tank for livestock makes sense especially when you have a large herd on several hundreds or thousands of acres

[@andrewpayne6849]

The "what's a millionaire" answer was exactly what the question deserved.

[@JustinCase99999]

He's fine.

[@jflow08]

@@JustinCase99999 😂

[@HereIsWisdom1318]

4:56-One of the soccer teams my kid plays on came in 4th! Out of 4 teams! That’s the way they were saying it.

[@tomy5868]

"how gay are these two?" somebody is gonna dig this up and make Jay beg forgiveness for the next 4 years.

[@davidjones3165]

Jay has got F U money so he's good.

[@tomy5868]

@@davidjones3165 no problem with Jay.... Other four yr later whiners

[@davidjones3165]

@@tomy5868 never said you did, just saying Jay has enough money (F U m0ney) they can complain all they want and he can just say F it.

[@HariSeldon913]

Technically, he didn't say that being gay was a bad thing.

[@bobbylee2853]

3:25 The sexing machine had “attachments”.

[@chevelle68100]

Miss Jay Leno! He was great. No real comedians anymore.

[@heathervogl4105]

I am peeing my pants! Best Headlines ever.

[@vipermustang42]

Was it the Peeches?

[@quattron-1126]

I’ve forgotten how good was Jay

[@britneylyons20]

Jay Leno is the most funniest guy on television. I’m glad I was laughing at the groceries headlines Nicktarines peaches Crystal shandlar

[@SAsh-zg6ln]

Damn I miss watching this negga hella late. Which was 11:30pm. I was in like 7th grade. Miss those days before pc culture and social media.

[@SAsh-zg6ln]

phxxr650r I bet. But I probably wouldn’t understand their references since I’m 26

[@ShieldsJustice]

S Ash I did the same. All summer, get pizza, stay up late, watch Leno, and in bed by 3:30a 😂

[@hotcock4813]

This skit is way better than ones these days like celebrities spitting water on eachother.

[@RosieZephier]

These Headlines articles are so Damn Hilarious Kevin's Laugh is very Funny too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ambrlie06]

Miss you Jay!!!

[@Zeezazz]

Kevin s super cool

[@Railer61]

3:10 PEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHES

[@lwhitte837]

spellcheck put an end to funny stuff like this

[@KnickKnack07]

Wait...you think spellcheck didn't exist in the 2000s?

[@Kyavata]

We had spell check on typewriters towards the end...

[@SimplyTakuma]

That was the best so far

[@jessicastern8597]

That person laughing in the audience is so annoying

[@MrBrennanmoriarty]

still available, Leno was the best

[@walterlewis1029]

This one has some real beauts LOL!!!!!!!!

[@SAsh-zg6ln]

Lmao this juan funny af

[@dougkeyes4406]

Crazy thing is they are still getting headlines to the address 3000 West Alameda lmao 10+ years later

[@l.m.malcolm2685]

Boston butt whole..fucking priceless!