Jay Leno's Headlines (2006)

[@ericlangevin818]

Absolutely love Headlines. Was always one of my favorite parts of the show. Can watch these forever.

[@tomservo75]

Should we petition him to do a Headlines Podcast!

[@mynameisworld]

"Peeches" made me laugh so hard I almost peechesed in my pants.

[@fmcloughlin85]

I'd stay up late Monday nights just to catch Headlines

[@MegaSunspark]

Watching Jay Leno's Headlines on KZbin makes me happy and then I feel sad ...that Jay is not on TV anymore doing Headlines. Headlines brings back old memories of my younger days. Sigh...

[@noshowjackie]

"it's Monday, it's time for Headlines!" ... Best thing on TV back then. At least KZbin has all these videos of them

[@Vickytoriahirt1234]

Ya now it's Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert spreading their Left Wing propaganda every night.

[@redeemed7920]

I watch them frequently for the same reason.

[@RustyShackleford-]

I know I've gotten old too fast. I blamed myself. I wasted the last 20 years of my life. My apologies to my family.

[@rinsedpie]

I love Jay.. back when my life waa simpler

[@RCmaniac1231]

Somehow I miss those days of jay Leno’s headlines even though I was born in 1996 and was too young to care at the time

[@rinsedpie]

@@RCmaniac1231 life was a lot simpler than; if you were a young couple in 1990s, you'd know what I mean

[@finchborat]

And back when late night shows were actually funny.

[@rinsedpie]

@@finchborat yes totally

[@VectraQS]

9:35 I completely lost it at the "buy 4 shocks, get one free" and the ad for the Ford Excretion.

[@interstateruler]

General sadness. Tomorrow mostly happiness

[@bharathsf]

how i miss this now

[@stanleefangirl]

Thank you for putting this together!! I loved this portion of the show :)

[@tomservo75]

20:10 I literally couldn't breathe ! Kev let's get some peeeeeeeeeeeches🤣

[@Catholicophobia]

Man, I wish I could go back to these days. I was 17 in '06. I'd smoke a little J and have one or two tall boys, lay down in my bed and watch Jay on my little 20 inch before passing out. Always missed first period in the morning. Such good times

[@joerivandeweyer3056]

That's a sad life though

[@TonyMichaels166]

@@joerivandeweyer3056not at 17. At 40 it is though.

[@TrainTrackTrav]

2:44 Who would have thought that those would be common place within ten years?

[@port566]

Now I'm going to start wildly laughing every time I see those Dish Network commercials.

[@Red-rl1xx]

2:23 "Please find me not guilty of the crimes I have committed!"🤣

[@Bella-mr4bp]

Red/Reddas little rin.

[@joerivandeweyer3056]

35:15 Cause of death: overdue

[@jaytc3218]

Jay was so much fun to watch. Now we have Kimmel and Fallon.

[@TonyMichaels166]

“Police received report of newborn infant abandoned in trash can. Upon investigation officers discovered it was only a burrito.”

[@Shysnapping]

Watching these videos, I realize I haven’t laughed like this in years. And you know, listen to the audience compared to the late show’s nowadays, they’re laughing in these videos and today they clap but don’t laugh. Kinda tells you something

[@mummra7]

2:55...how poignant that seems these years later.

[@rayn1ful]

bonanza , bonanza , that one had be rolling on the floor .

[@matthewayers293]

The Ford Excretion...forget going green, go brown!

[@matthewayers293]

The shit's hit the fan and it's powering your car!

[@jamesf9610]

Wish I could find the Ford Exploder episode lol

[@jamesf9610]

Now I see the mercury mistake aka mystic wonder how many cars he gets with wrong names

[@port566]

No, thanks. It's a piece of crap.

[@kremdela3517]

How odd is it how we now control our tv’s by voice control 😂

[@HunkMine]

Kremdela yeah Harmony with Alexa that I use daily does this 😆

[@jacobwalsh1888]

I don't. I refuse to talk to inanimate objects.

[@Chernochegger]

Maybe you do

[@Chernochegger]

​@@jacobwalsh1888a TV is not inanimate, it is literally an animated picture

[@interstateruler]

Broken glass might be painful to eat

[@sandywheeze3505]

The thing he didn't want to eat, because it looked like a butt, was really a salmon steak

[@stupreme]

Harmburgers jeeze 😜

[@frankiealec]

21:00 can you imagine if jay said that today 😆

[@Catholicophobia]

Only a stand up could get away with it

[@alexm566]

@@Catholicophobia not nowadays no way

[@richardbrown1189]

Who would have bought shares in Alexa if they had seen this in 2006? Voice activated remote control- it'll never catch on!

[@catnewskawai9367]

I didn't even think it was strange back then. Lazy people could use it but so could those with mobility problems.

[@ABW941]

Alexa is much more than a remote control for a TV.

[@Chernochegger]

Is voice controlled TV that popular?

[@Chernochegger]

​@@ABW941not really

[@ABW941]

@@Chernochegger You cant ask a remote to tell you the name of the current antipope, or the weather forcast.

[@rosshurst5630]

I've been watching all the Headline videos on here and he reused a lot of headlines.

[@HatsandSuch]

I have also noticed that

[@TheLocalLt]

Ross Hurst he also reused many lines over the years. Watch one of jay’s guest appearances on Conan and it’s all his old tonight show lines. Jay is actually a smart guy but he had a dumbed down formula that works for mass audiences. That’s why his “unfunny” shows kept getting picked up by NBC while they dumped Conan. Jay had a formula that made huge money for everyone involved and if it wasn’t funny to the refined ear then jay would just laugh all the way to the bank. David Letterman was the same way although he was definitely a bit funnier but it was the same formula all the same. That’s kind of the irony the tonight show with letterman probably would have been similar, just like his cbs show was

[@Chernochegger]

You are also binge watching years worth of content when you watch YT compilations.

[@cowboybebop8273]

Headlines were the kick on Monday night humor

[@Catholicophobia]

Dude. Headlines and Adult Swim along with weed and budweiser was my jam while in highschool.

[@martiwest2594]

He is the BEST and I don’t give a damn who says otherwise

[@RCmaniac1231]

How I miss the social dynamics of the mid 2000s

[@gingerkittiesfour]

2:43 - Jay is a little short sighted. I bet these days he uses Alexa or another app to turn on his TV and switch channels.

[@interstateruler]

Anyone for peeches

[@jareddavis8480]

I'll take some necktarines while I admire my shandaler.

[@interstateruler]

Can I spoke with you

[@lordbarristertimsh8050]

I know that the word "commode" can also refer to piece of furniture like a washstand, a chest of drawers, or a dressing table, but still ; 33:57 - 34:14 still manages to get a chuckle out of me.

[@jennhoff03]

1:31- Uh.... The chihuahua attack wasn't nearly as funny as what was in the right-hand column of the article! "Two hours earlier, a homeowner in Niles reported that an intruder broke into her home and added pornography to her computer." .....YYYYeah. I'm sure that was not your boyfriend/son/cousin/whomever. ;'D

[@ROGER2095]

That happens all the time. At least that's what I tell my wife.

[@StFidjnr]

8:46 cue the same music when Jay said "oh really you mean that guy"

[@davidnottennant1161]

Do we know how Nathan Lane reacted? I don't know why I care!

[@Wizardof]

Some of those were reused, like Stanton Optical Free "EYE" and the flea powder ad with the dog....

[@boisegameshowguy]

14:57 That’s just FISH Leno!!!🐟

[@senorkaboom]

Corey Evan Thank you. More specifically, it is a salmon steak. I have cooked a number of them on the barbecue grill.

[@ALocalFolf]

2:44 >Insert Amazon Fire TV

[@COMPFUNK2]

2:41-2:58 - Meanwhile, in 2024… “Hey Siri, play Taylor Swift on Apple Music.”

[@dot2562]

Now tvs are voice activated

[@jr.a8301]

will spoke 😂😂😂

[@infernokid1990]

34:33 that "yogurt" looks like something else!

[@asianfireflie]

Jay

[@ROGER2095]

15:03 - If a victim to Police that the perp had red hair and large breasts, every male Policeman would drop what they're doing and spend the next two weeks looking for her!

[@Ecoficient_audio]

What did that expiration date say?

[@interstateruler]

I don't read symbols that well

[@robadams5799]

9:30 - What, adults don't know how to color, Jay? 24:12 - Nicholette Sheridan! I loved her 1798 hit "Lotta Love." 43:50 - I couldn't find the Cat Teaser Water Bowl, but Walmart does actually sell a "Suck UK | Ceramic Cat Bowl | Cat Bowls for Water with 3D Fish" whatever . . . that is.

[@catnewskawai9367]

13:55 I think those were statues, not pet costumes.

[@IWillSayMyPeace]

That was salmon Jay. Yum! 15:03

[@lisabass7584]

Lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

[@armymen12002003]

Who wants some peeches? Lol

[@jareddavis8480]

I'll take the shandaler.

[@catnewskawai9367]

19:05 I want to keep coming back to it.

[@TrevorMoses312]

17:29 "After giving himself an enema................" 😳😆😆😆😆

[@finchborat]

39:26 For a moment, I thought it was Prince William.

[@stevenherrold5955]

if there was a way to continue the head lines i would do it . have you ever noticed how many double meaning words or similar words if you add or remove one letter it changes the meaning who invented the written language? and what did people do before we could read and right ? can you imagine all the things we take for granted because of it ? or my worst nightmare what if our whole society were illiterate what would that be like???

[@ABW941]

There are many tribes which exist today and still dont use written language.

[@Chernochegger]

Please use punctuation and capitalisation

[@stevenherrold5955]

GIRLS WOULD GO TO THE PROM IN A HORSE TRAILER ???? AND IF NOT WHY ???

[@JeffSherlock]

I wish the bogus - fake thumbnail - would be removed.

[@bink9797]

I thought diesel fuel didn’t burn anyway so how would a lot cigarette affect it?? lol could be wrong tho

[@ayethe4603]

Itll burn just not as easily

[@alexm566]

@@ayethe4603 lit cigarette cannot ignite diesel, there is plenty of demos of that on youtube.

[@ayethe4603]

@@alexm566 oh diesel not gasoline?

[@alexm566]

@@ayethe4603 yup. gasoline will burn by cigarette of course

[@labspeciman7402]

A pack of chihuahuas..

[@donnievitelloni3806]

47:35 😂😂

[@Chernochegger]

I know hahaha

[@dianelee6095]

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[@TheInkPitOx]

One thing I didn't like about Headlines is that he eventually became inconsistent about what day of the week it was on.

[@andrewgrove1691]

Sometimes it was on Tuesdays

[@jayamarillo628]

8:19 bone apple tea

[@CharTheBeauty]

😂😂😂😂

[@africanfartingfrog]

14:57 that's a salmon steak, do they really not know that?

[@jamesf9610]

Yes but take a very close look and you will see some disturbing details to that salmon lol

[@ABW941]

@@jamesf9610 Dont see it.

[@mummra7]

42:37 PC auto-correct....."be right back with david african-american."

[@MayfieldArchival]

16:35 Reality today with all this gender confusion

[@SimplyTakuma]

_PADLCOCK_

[@danfuby]

Is that guitar guy refrain from making Responding jokes? Or he really has No idea what to say. If it were me I had a lot of Jokes to respond to those news.

[@JustMe-gs9xi]

Jay,, you suburban brat,, hahahahaha,, people DO lose their donkeys, you know up here in NH there are escaped animals all the time and we all get a heads up if somebody's animals escapes,,,,, some horses get loose and go to the same place,, the supermarket,,, sounds wierd,, but true.. :) your neighbor recognizes the horse is at Hannaford again,, and they call the people who own it, every one knows eachother's animals pretty much

[@nathankrush3289]

Yeah, it is just you. It's called a sense of humor. Get one, they're nice.