Jay Leno Truth in Labeling 3/2005

Jay reveals the real names of common products.

[@MikeBrown-ex9nh]

I call wine in a box cardbordeaux.

[@jamesslick4790]

🤣

[@ObservantHistorian]

Truth in labeling: Budweiser, the Margarine of Beers.

[@misslizzie2007]

haha...I remember when Jay Leno used to do this! Thank you!

[@waynemarvin5661]

Gee, you remember? Thanks for letting us know.

[@duckmeister5385]

Always handy to have Drew Carey waiting in the wings.

[@jamescollins4500]

What is sad is that Jay would no longer be able to say these jokes. Thanks for the memories.

[@TheValoisMadness]

I was literally just going to comment all of this. Thank you for being a kindred spirit!

[@austinteutsch]

Amen. That you PC liberal bullshit assholes who cause America to lose her sense of humor.

[@waynelast1685]

Why not? The jokes are fine.

[@jamezkpal2361]

@@waynelast1685 Gay Heineken?

[@Vickyvee97]

Yea everyone is special snowflakes these days.

[@wildwinebert]

2020 google owns the world

[@jamesslick4790]

"Kiddie Jägermeister" Is a good name for a band.

[@hellmuth26]

It's funny when he mentions google and everyone cheers, if that were done now I think the audience wouldn't even react at all because google has become so ubiquitous.

[@rikkr1307]

I don't believe in bullying or intentionally offending someone else but this country has become sissified on an epic scale. Your correct, couldn't say this stuff anymore.

[@waynemarvin5661]

Your correct what?

[@tomhaskett5161]

The medical name for Viagra is 'Mycoxafloppin' (Bette Middler joke)

[@MelodyJ_123]

OMG!! I'm dead!!!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@nathankrush3289]

Jay Leno was the best. You guys can talk about other things, like the products, but Jay's what made things funny. Isn't that why you're watching?

[@mummra7]

the funniest thing was "the fda constantly working to protect you the consumer, hah!!"

[@claiborneeastjr4129]

Jay was so talented and funny. Kevin adds so much to the bits, such as this, and the 99-cent store items. Since Jay, left, I don't watch any late night TV show, as they're all garbage. No talent , boring , narcissistic hosts, bad announcer, crappy bands and boring, obnoxious guests. No talent on late night TV anymore. How sad. I loved Carson and Leno. Now I watch old westerns at night - much better quality entertainment.

[@hendyallen5993]

What happened to the couple who didn't know the difference between window putty and KY jelly? Their windows fell out.

[@richardhamblen5526]

HAHAHAAHAAAA!!

[@robadams5799]

Jay Leno mentions Ewan McGregor's name--cheers from all the ladies in the audience. Nicole Ritchie--crickets.

[@nicktaylor2657]

Wine in a box: Adult juice box 😏

[@jacksagrafsky4936]

He couldn't do any jokes with Michael Jackson in them. Because he was a witness in the trial of Jackson.

[@ciderfan823]

Thanks. I wondered about that.

[@billmers3219]

Damn what the hell did he witness?

[@burtonwilliams5355]

''man starch''

[@brianbogansky6348]

afterwords, use wifey lube

[@burtonwilliams5355]

@@brianbogansky6348 L O L

[@revinevan87]

Wow. on a playlist full of Leno and Whose Line, there's a CROSSOVER

[@equine2020]

Leno was the best.

[@ericsmith8373]

"Childrens Benadryl" = "Kiddie Mickey"

[@CheckThisOut77]

Jay AND Kenny were so funny.

[@1964DB]

If he's quick on the draw, you could call KY Jelly "Jiffy Lube".

[@parkmallbaby]

Drew Carrey was everywhere in the 90s and early 2000s even in the The Sims he crashed my party.

[@thumper6425]

💜

[@CrazyFreak714]

4:28 😅😂

[@chadhenry9993]

Why couldn't he do the Michael Jackson/bleach product?

[@jessemarcus]

Truth in advertising....its no longer wine in a box.....its Cardboardeaux

[@johnnyballenatl]

If Leno did this today, the new name for OFF! Deep Woods or Cutter? *“Pete Davidson Repellent”* (because you may never know who’s next on Pete Davidson’s radar after Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Kim Kardashian, and Emily Ratajkowski)!

[@FranchiseSHR]

Why was Drew there lol

[@TyTEI]

Jay got in trouble with Michael Jackson's attorneys when Michael was going through trial. In order to avoid getting sued by Michael Jackson, Jay was issued a gag order by the court to not say any jokes about Michael Jackson. Jay found "creative" ways around this order though. As you clearly saw!

[@FranchiseSHR]

@@TyTEI makes sense

[@Tedybear315]

@@TyTEI One has to wonder about the insanity of that. Can't crack jokes about Jackson, as he's in a trial. It's called comedic license and satire. Only in CA (and NYC) would such insanity be allowed to trump "Freedom of Speech"

[@rondarnell949]

If you were to only read the ingredients on the Alpo dog food and the beef stew, you would rather have the dog food

[@brianstratton8767]

Yeah..I used to eat Dinty Moore a couple times a week w/a buttered roll back waay back in the 80's but now it seems pretty gross:(

[@SimplyTakuma]

Kiddie Jägermeister 🤣

[@waynelast1685]

What ever happened to Dinty Moore?

[@captainthunderbuns677]

Still at the store. Still delicious.

[@conniepenner4795]

Oh that was mean but awesome The Kirsty thigh enhancer

[@svjim1]

That cheese might work.

[@afriend9428]

*Michael Jackson died 2009* ☹️

[@syxepop]

If you read the title this show clip was from 3+ years earlier.... (I don't think YT was online yet, but it wouldn't be long)

[@blaws6684]

Seems shortly after 2008 some people went nuts, and others lost their humor entirely

[@1964DB]

Yep. And political satire died. Now everybody is just plain angry and they think name calling is comedy.

[@fellon8019]

Google. True

[@freddyjefferson4526]

The wine isn’t bad

[@J.A.706]

As I continue to watch these, and some old Ellen Degen., I realize how politically correctness has snuck in slowly. I keep being surprised at jokes about the disabled, minority races, overweight people, etc. Not saying it's right or wrong, just pointing out that the changes came about so slowly that I didn't even know it happened until I spent time with these past comedians. Most people who aren't disabled, of minority races, or overweight think the jokes are great and everyone should stop being offended snowflakes. I'd love to hear from a seriously disabled or seriously overweight person on how they handle this. In today's world, when Trump made fun of a disabled person, people hated him with a vengeance. Maybe it's also partially about who's delivering the ridicule of these people/groups. In other words, it's fine if it's Ellen but not if it's Trump. Or, it's great if it's Trump but not one of those "liberal Hollywood comedians."

[@johnbird7100]

…. Scotch people ??

[@jimh4167]

Not Wifey lube It's Partner lube

[@BaconTomatoCheese]

Actually, “Michael Jackson’s Aftershave” would be rebranded today as “Trump’s Covid Cure” today

[@rickprusak9326]

The only one laughing on Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show is Jimmy. He's always smiling because he's high on something before he steps on stage.

[@WhiteTriForce]

The black guy doesn't need Viagra, after he seen that chicken ! 👉😝👈

[@MelodyJ_123]

Excuse me???

[@WhiteTriForce]

@@MelodyJ_123 you're excused ! 🤭

[@asianfireflie]

🥦🥑🍆

[@syxepop]

Everything PHALIC and them some... (forgot 🥒and 🍌)

[@Rickshaw881]

"I like Scotch people.."" Cripes,, Scotch is a drink. The people are called Scottish. Major fail.

[@AML2000]

Sounds like he said "Scots people" to me.

[@fuscinula]

He said Scotch, which is the old fashioned way of saying Scottish people. Nothing wrong here.

[@waynemarvin5661]

Criticism from someone calling himself 'rickshaw'?

[@Rickshaw881]

@@waynemarvin5661 your problem with your homosexuality, is your problem. Why are you trying to bring others in on it?

[@richardhamblen5526]

WHO CARES, LOL? IT'S A JOKE..

[@meme-rk4tz]

Dinty Moore beef stew is worst than Alpo.