Skin Sofa

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Jay Foreman

Jay Foreman

Күн бұрын

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@quassseabass2770
@quassseabass2770 7 жыл бұрын
5/8 is such a wonderful time signature. Unfortunately I will now never be able to use it in a composition without thinking of a skin sofa with a nipple. Thanks man.
@idg33
@idg33 6 жыл бұрын
what if its in 5/8 and then the nipple is a sudden 4/4 3/4 7/8 9/16 thing
@quassseabass2770
@quassseabass2770 6 жыл бұрын
Ðani Lightbourne then I'm done writing music altogether
@eyx9421
@eyx9421 4 жыл бұрын
the song is in 5/4 though
@sacredgeometry
@sacredgeometry 3 жыл бұрын
@@eyx9421 Its in 5/8
@johnpomeroy6931
@johnpomeroy6931 3 жыл бұрын
Try 11/8. It’s like a bar of 5/8 followed by a bar of 6/8 so it rounds the whole thing off ready for the next bar.
@starsgoneempty506
@starsgoneempty506 4 жыл бұрын
"I DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT DIES" Is probably the scariest sentence if its out of context. In context is worse but you get the point.
@chrissessions6108
@chrissessions6108 2 жыл бұрын
It bloats. And then it bursts, releasing foul odors and microscopic larva that begin growing in your lungs.
@gr6e
@gr6e 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrissessions6108 bad r/twowordhorror
@lucasloh5726
@lucasloh5726 2 жыл бұрын
*you notice a liquid with a minty smell*
@michaelweiske702
@michaelweiske702 Жыл бұрын
​@@lucasloh5726 ... toothpaste?
@lucasloh5726
@lucasloh5726 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelweiske702 scp-447-2
@woodfur00
@woodfur00 4 жыл бұрын
My friend casually mentioned a "couch of human flesh" and was remarkably unmoved that I had such a specific song for the occasion. Like, they just expect this kind of thing from me at this point I guess
@infrabread
@infrabread 3 жыл бұрын
I tend to have a general piece of useless knowledge I can throw out. The response is usually: "Yeah, of course you'd know that".
@blue_leader_5756
@blue_leader_5756 2 жыл бұрын
I just found this comment and was somewhat disappointed when I found out I already liked it and couldn’t like it again
@waw6285
@waw6285 2 жыл бұрын
H O M E S T U C K
@blue_leader_5756
@blue_leader_5756 2 жыл бұрын
Someone just liked this reply and now I’m disappointed I can’t like the comment a third time
@fngf3501
@fngf3501 Жыл бұрын
​@@blue_leader_5756 hey man
@twudotJam
@twudotJam 5 жыл бұрын
When you first talk about a "Human skin sofa", my first thought isn't that it was fricken alive.
@whereb.1856
@whereb.1856 4 жыл бұрын
not sure which ones worse
@josephstalin7506
@josephstalin7506 4 жыл бұрын
It could be living tissue or something like that, if that's true it means that you could damage it with a somewhat powerful laser
@whereb.1856
@whereb.1856 4 жыл бұрын
​@@josephstalin7506 why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
@pandora3482
@pandora3482 4 жыл бұрын
Makes me think of bill from gravity falls
@dionysianapollomarx
@dionysianapollomarx 3 жыл бұрын
@@whereb.1856 you should've known. It's Joseph Stalin.
@HenrikBergpianorganist
@HenrikBergpianorganist 4 жыл бұрын
In Swedish a leather sofa is normally called 'skinnsoffa'. Yes, that literally means 'skin sofa'...
@DaedalusCommunity
@DaedalusCommunity 4 жыл бұрын
Same in Italy we use the same word for leather and skin, "pelle".
@elias9746
@elias9746 4 жыл бұрын
Well i mean leather is skin
@motalux
@motalux 4 жыл бұрын
Guess it's different in finland Swedish. I haven't heard anyone call a leather sofa skinnsoffa it's lädersoffa
@egilsandnes9637
@egilsandnes9637 4 жыл бұрын
In Norwegian it's the same. Except you usually don't use the word skin (skinn) for human skin. It's more common and precise to say hud. But then again you can use the word hud about leather too ... it's complicated.
@HenrikBergpianorganist
@HenrikBergpianorganist 4 жыл бұрын
@@egilsandnes9637When do you use hud for leather...?
@RednasTheRed
@RednasTheRed 5 ай бұрын
This is genuinely one of the most impressive and creative solo acoustic guitar song compositions I've ever heard, the bassline, the harmonies with the vocals, the unorthodox rythm, just everything. And it's a gag song about a homunculus piece of living furniture (that's got a nipple) from the funny map man guy. You're a special talent Jay
@JayForeman
@JayForeman 5 ай бұрын
Aw, thanks! Really glad you liked it. 😊
@EXCELLENTpoo
@EXCELLENTpoo 25 күн бұрын
@@JayForeman It's no Bim Bim Bim though...
@daandanx
@daandanx 2 жыл бұрын
1:14 This was an incredibly impressive trick, using the guitar to sound like multiple voices at once
@elwisuntemp7199
@elwisuntemp7199 11 ай бұрын
Oh so that’s what it was!!
@smoceany9478
@smoceany9478 11 ай бұрын
how did he do that
@LanceCSTCuddy
@LanceCSTCuddy 10 ай бұрын
He’s a deceptively good guitar player. All of this while singing and speaking now and then, and not dropping a note. This isn’t just strumming some chords, it’s very difficult!
@sweetegg
@sweetegg 10 ай бұрын
That was very clean indeed! My brain made the melody of the guitar into a human voice and I thought "he must have made an overdub for just that one part, why tho...?"
@alextemplemusic
@alextemplemusic 21 күн бұрын
He did it by playing the melody in the guitar a sixth lower than in the voice, which is also a pretty common way of doing vocal harmonies. George Collier has a transcription video if you want to see the details.
@JayForeman
@JayForeman 7 жыл бұрын
Second!
@wasteoftime186
@wasteoftime186 7 жыл бұрын
Lol, final character was a "S" :'))))
@wasteoftime186
@wasteoftime186 7 жыл бұрын
Could this get any worse, Jesus, this is dark af
@wasteoftime186
@wasteoftime186 7 жыл бұрын
Well, that was worth every second, love it
@raiyan3348
@raiyan3348 7 жыл бұрын
Jay Foreman do more unfinished London or map men pls
@alfiewhittaker3763
@alfiewhittaker3763 7 жыл бұрын
live stream
@fijozico
@fijozico 7 жыл бұрын
The 5/8 tempo really adds somthing else to the song, amazing as always!
@futile9588
@futile9588 7 жыл бұрын
meter*
@richardbonde6812
@richardbonde6812 6 жыл бұрын
metre*
@QueenFondue
@QueenFondue 5 жыл бұрын
*kilometer
@user-gw5df2br5k
@user-gw5df2br5k 5 жыл бұрын
@@QueenFondue *kilometre
@inoahguy4351
@inoahguy4351 5 жыл бұрын
This thread is a mess wow
@bpery1614
@bpery1614 7 жыл бұрын
"5/8 isn't so bad, I've had enough music lessons to know how to do that!" *repeatedly and furiously counts to 5*
@thehistoryboy
@thehistoryboy 7 жыл бұрын
It's surprisingly tricky! Try counting '3 + 2' - I find it helps.
@Top1a1
@Top1a1 7 жыл бұрын
If you just count 1,2,3 1,2 1,2,3 1,2; it's very easy.
@Top1a1
@Top1a1 7 жыл бұрын
Keenan Thompson as another comment as pointed out, it's actually harder. Counting to three and two is far more common in music. Counting in 7/8 time is counted as 1 2 3 1 2 1 2... It also ties into how the notes are written.
@jobapi01
@jobapi01 7 жыл бұрын
It is easier indeed. However there can be a difference in the sound when counting 3 + 2 or straight 5.
@cyberschn1tzel997
@cyberschn1tzel997 7 жыл бұрын
bpery the hard thing with 5/8 is not sounding like take 5.
@RudeDude3110
@RudeDude3110 4 жыл бұрын
1:10 the way he harmonised with the guitar ooohh
@anonymousaccordionist3326
@anonymousaccordionist3326 4 жыл бұрын
That was quite impressive.
@bryceterry5302
@bryceterry5302 3 жыл бұрын
i heard overtones!
@theneonpogodancer608
@theneonpogodancer608 6 жыл бұрын
the "its got a nipple" gets me every time. comedic and musical genius
@Ratguycantcount
@Ratguycantcount Жыл бұрын
i always thought it was "it's gonna nibble" lol
@annen3706
@annen3706 Жыл бұрын
I was like, yeah this is kinda funny in a weird way until the nipple bit, and then I just lost it completely. 🤣🤣🤣
@bokoblin980
@bokoblin980 Жыл бұрын
LITTLE POTATO MAN?!!!!
@scrambledeggs8957
@scrambledeggs8957 7 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell, that's a really love chord sequence
@Ardorstorm
@Ardorstorm 4 жыл бұрын
This’d be a fucking amazing song if it wasn’t...y’know, about a living human skin sofa
@quitreadingth1s4
@quitreadingth1s4 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ardorstorm thats what makes it a beautiful song
@Ultrawup
@Ultrawup 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect it to be *alive*, I thought it would be made of human leather like a normal skin sofa... (Yes I've played too much Rimworld, to the point where human leather furniture is normal)
@sagecolvard9644
@sagecolvard9644 4 жыл бұрын
NOooo... Skin isn't for furniture, its for cowboy hats.
@pafnutiytheartist
@pafnutiytheartist 2 жыл бұрын
@@sagecolvard9644 Why not both? It's a pretty abundant resource
@aidancox1712
@aidancox1712 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry did you just say "normal" and "skin sofa" in the same sentence?
@trapbuilder2283
@trapbuilder2283 2 жыл бұрын
@@sagecolvard9644 Nah, human leather clothes cause a mood debuff (except for cannibals and psychopaths, and maybe those with bloodlust I don't remember), but human leather furniture doesn't
@gabem.5242
@gabem.5242 4 жыл бұрын
Translation in Italian: Può interessarti il mio divano in pelle? Costa poco ma molta cura chiede... Suda parecchio nelle pieghe dei cuscini Quindi assicurati di tenerlo pulito lì. Scusa per l'irritazione dov'ero seduto, E le vesciche dove la lasagna mi cascò, Inoltre di solito non è poi così peloso, Non lo raso da parecchi giorni ormai. E se decidi di fare la ceretta, esfolia per favor se peli nuovi tu non vuoi, Farà le pellicine da scottatura ovunque se le tende tu non chiuderai! Uuuh, ha un capezzolino! Ti terrà caldo come nessun altro divano, Ma la pelle d'oca ha se freddo fa, Con acqua e sapone togli le macchie tutte, Non è male, per avere anni ottantanove! Non stare troppo seduto o una pozza di sudore sotto i fianchi avrai, Spero che qualcuno se lo prenda, Non voglio sapere che succederà quando morirà! Divano in pelle, Divano in pelle...
@franz9053
@franz9053 3 жыл бұрын
ottimo lavoro soldato
@waffleless
@waffleless 3 жыл бұрын
Not knowing Italian I could still tell you replaced “bolognese” with “lasagna”.
@Julia33066
@Julia33066 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t speak Italian but thanks
@charlieheath943
@charlieheath943 3 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute, did you also get it to rhyme?!
@joris5152
@joris5152 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin automatically translated it back to english for me and it says "Do not sit too much or a pool of sweat under your hips you will have"
@brendancuffe4671
@brendancuffe4671 Жыл бұрын
Leaving aside the comedy, this is quite literally one the most gorgeous guitar and vocal arrangements I've ever heard.
@nappotapo2672
@nappotapo2672 7 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to know what happens when it dies". It'll turn into a blood and bone sofa.
@powerofthec5908
@powerofthec5908 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks four, very cool.
@nappotapo2672
@nappotapo2672 4 жыл бұрын
@@powerofthec5908 yes
@sharcc2511
@sharcc2511 4 жыл бұрын
Bfb tommorpe
@baloneyjusticecheezedog
@baloneyjusticecheezedog 6 жыл бұрын
OMG, what the hell.. I was watching a documentary on Britain's unfinished motorways, and Tactical voting and this is the next thing to come up!? IT has a nipple!?! ... Holy cow. why has this not gone viral yet!?
@SD1fruitbat
@SD1fruitbat 7 жыл бұрын
I'm sure the SCP Foundation would take it off your hands.
@ksmi9109
@ksmi9109 7 жыл бұрын
SD1fruitbat as someone who’s been in that site for several years, it’s probably been done before... sadly.
@flarefish8894
@flarefish8894 7 жыл бұрын
Knowing the SCP Foundation they already have a few dozen
@Chrnan6710
@Chrnan6710 6 жыл бұрын
Put it inside 002
@npc6817
@npc6817 6 жыл бұрын
they have several in their waiting room
@Charlie_the_Chair
@Charlie_the_Chair 4 жыл бұрын
it basically has! www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1046
@koda4227
@koda4227 5 жыл бұрын
Someone's probably already commented this but it sounds like he's describing an SCP
@ajirajend584
@ajirajend584 4 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@eatshipanddie6045
@eatshipanddie6045 4 жыл бұрын
I mean there is an SCP where it's just a living room made of human meat, skin and bones.
@RifleRF
@RifleRF 4 жыл бұрын
Derp Kang gib number
@eatshipanddie6045
@eatshipanddie6045 4 жыл бұрын
@@RifleRF SCP 002 - the Living Room
@sharcc2511
@sharcc2511 4 жыл бұрын
He is.
@coolcatcartoons
@coolcatcartoons 2 жыл бұрын
The very dynamic and variable rhythm is genuinely quite beautiful and almost melancholy in a way, especially the opening notes. The chord-progression building up to the ‘and if you do decide to wax it’ part is insanely well done. If this wasn’t about skin sofas and instead was about pas loves or something it would make a great pull-out-the-guitar-and-play-a-quick-tear-jerker song.
@gronchosko7741
@gronchosko7741 3 жыл бұрын
I finally learned how 5/8 works by watching this video. Jay casually makes a disturbingly hilarious song and simultaneously helps me figure out how my least favorite time signature works.
@tryplot
@tryplot 6 жыл бұрын
I oddly enough want an instrumental version
@JayForeman
@JayForeman 6 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2KbYYeEgtiErZY
@tryplot
@tryplot 6 жыл бұрын
@@JayForeman wow that's awesome
@Georgecampbell2
@Georgecampbell2 4 жыл бұрын
@@JayForeman thank you jay, very cool
@tomriddle6089
@tomriddle6089 3 жыл бұрын
unrelated but i like your profile pic
@GDKLockout
@GDKLockout 4 жыл бұрын
Big respect for the 5/8. Alternating base too, and thimb runs. Very tidy indeed.
@konkondotzip
@konkondotzip 4 жыл бұрын
In case anyone wanted the lyrics for copypastas or something (So, I want you to imagine that you've had a human skin sofa for ages and the novelty is now worn off and you're trying to sell it on eBay) (Here we go!) Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo-doo doo (Also, just to fuck with you, I've put it in 5/8 time) (Count along, kids!) Can I interest anyone in my sofa it's cheap but it requires some extra care It gets rather sweaty between the cushions and so be sure to keep it clean down there Sorry about the rash from where I've been sitting and the blisters from where I spilled bolognese By the way, it's not normally this hairy I've not shaved it now for several days (it gets worse) And if you do decide to wax it please exfoliate to avoid in-growing hair And leave the curtains closed or it'll get a sunburn peeling everywhere Oooh, it's got a nipple It will keep you warm like no other sofa but it comes out in goosebumps when it's cold All stains come right out with soap and water not too bad for eighty-nine years old And don't sit there for too long or you'll get a puddle underneath your thighs I hope somebody takes it I don't want to know what happens when it dies Skin sofa Skin sofa Eurgh eurgh eurgh-eurgh eurgh eurgh eurgh-eurgh eurgh Skin sofa Skin sofa Eurgh eurgh eurgh-eurgh eurgh eurgh eurgh-eurgh eurgh Skin sofa Skin sofa Eurgh eurgh eurgh-eurgh eurgh eurgh eurgh-eurgh eurgh eurgh eurgh-eurgh eurgh eurgh eurgh (Thank you very much!)
@nestoreleuteriopaivabendo5415
@nestoreleuteriopaivabendo5415 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot!
@lai17
@lai17 3 ай бұрын
don’t show this to jd vance
@Juan-wo7zu
@Juan-wo7zu 2 ай бұрын
Oh god
@Xay-Xay-p7w
@Xay-Xay-p7w Ай бұрын
😂
@Idkausernamelol69
@Idkausernamelol69 24 күн бұрын
I don't get it
@sirpsychosussy
@sirpsychosussy 20 күн бұрын
​@@Idkausernamelol69 This is like the only thing I know about the man (I'm British) so I'm free for corrections, but there's a popular rumour that J.D. Vance once inflicted violences upon a couch
@gripen777
@gripen777 15 күн бұрын
That's vile 😭
@linneanelson6018
@linneanelson6018 5 жыл бұрын
Jay foreman: can I interest anyone in a sofa? BDG: BUY MY BED!!
@TissueCat
@TissueCat 4 жыл бұрын
Ain't nothin bad ever happened on this bed!
@peril7531
@peril7531 4 жыл бұрын
Tissue Cat IM TALKIN’ NO: •FELONIES
@pedromsampaio647
@pedromsampaio647 3 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESh
@garrettafancytrouser1424
@garrettafancytrouser1424 4 жыл бұрын
This creates the most horrifying visuals and Jay didn't even have to ask us to imagine it.
@namenamename390
@namenamename390 4 жыл бұрын
English, the only language where you can rhyme words spelt as differently as "thighs" and "dies"
@sebastienh1100
@sebastienh1100 4 жыл бұрын
NAME NAME NAME - of course, in French we don’t have words like « bœufs » rhyming with « herbeux » :) or « poulet » rhyming with « palais » ... :)
@mushroom_e
@mushroom_e 3 жыл бұрын
this is such a beautiful song.... and then there's the words
@LeviJohansen
@LeviJohansen 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite songs!!
@jedisalsohere
@jedisalsohere 4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure all we know about Jay's sister (besides the fact that her name is Laurel) is that she came up with this song. Make of that what you will.
@Kihidokid
@Kihidokid 7 жыл бұрын
Ooooooooo000oooo... itsgotanipple
@biel4787887471444
@biel4787887471444 4 жыл бұрын
Lyrics Can I interest anyone in my sofa? It's cheap but it requires some extra care It gets rather sweaty between the cushions So be sure to keep it clean down there Sorry about the rash from where I've been sitting And the blisters from where I spilt bolognese By the way, it's not normally this hairy I've not shaved it now for several days And if you do decide to wax it Please exfoliate To avoid ingrowing hair And leave the curtains closed or It'll get a sunburn Peeling everywhere Ooh, it's got a nipple It will keep you warm like no other sofa But it comes out in goosebumps when it's cold All stains come right out with soap and water Not too bad for 89 years old And don't sit there for too long Or you'll get a puddle Underneath your thighs I hope somebody takes it I don't want to know what Happens when it dies Skin sofa, skin sofa Eurgh eurgh eurgh eurgh Eurgh eurgh eurgh eurgh
@byteofbacon
@byteofbacon 7 жыл бұрын
It’s got a nipple - said by no one in the history of fucking never ever
@TheTorturedSoul
@TheTorturedSoul 7 жыл бұрын
Well, not about buying a sofa anyway! Said a lot about old laptops... my first laptop has got a nipple (a thing used for mouse control before trackpads)
@RachelWolfe
@RachelWolfe 7 жыл бұрын
Tort Tuxedo I call that a clitoris
@hiqwertyhi
@hiqwertyhi 6 жыл бұрын
those harmonies at 1:13 and the end were pure genius
@bencockerill42
@bencockerill42 7 жыл бұрын
I think we need more songs by Laurel. This is gold.
@DatDuckDoeDotexe
@DatDuckDoeDotexe 4 ай бұрын
Take a moment to appreciate how good Jay is at playing the guitar
@adamuppsala1931
@adamuppsala1931 4 жыл бұрын
Jay is the kind of guy who everyone wants as a close friend.
@wumbumbaroo404
@wumbumbaroo404 2 жыл бұрын
I put this in my calm playlist on accident and i was so confused when it started
@pafnutiytheartist
@pafnutiytheartist 4 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel like it's a plot of some body horror movie. A mad surgeon turns a person into a skin sofa and he has to spend the rest of his life as a living and feeling furniture. I see it a a gross out b-movie like Tusk or Human Centipede.
@MuchWhittering
@MuchWhittering 7 жыл бұрын
In via URL guessing. I feel proud of myself.
@sethzard
@sethzard 7 жыл бұрын
Ditto! That was easier than I expected.
@MuchWhittering
@MuchWhittering 7 жыл бұрын
I actually got it wrong and it redirected me to the correct URL.
@sethzard
@sethzard 7 жыл бұрын
That's weird, useful for you though.
@Robert_B_445
@Robert_B_445 7 жыл бұрын
Got it on the 3rd try
@alwinpriven2400
@alwinpriven2400 7 жыл бұрын
how could you guess the URL?
@lucystarlight8887
@lucystarlight8887 3 жыл бұрын
The skeleton hanging behind Jay really adds an extra layer of creepiness to this song
@nickchambers3935
@nickchambers3935 11 ай бұрын
Maybe that’s who the skin came from
@mariovarga2892
@mariovarga2892 Жыл бұрын
I'm still listening to this once a week, what a flippin' banger of a song on top of the humor
@nick2253
@nick2253 16 күн бұрын
You really need to get this up on Spotify! I'd love to be able to randomly add it to playlists and spread the wonderfulness that is this piece!
@itaysror6591
@itaysror6591 2 жыл бұрын
This is phenomenal guitar playing, and the fact he can easily sing along is impressive!
@Luke-qr7pm
@Luke-qr7pm 7 жыл бұрын
Is that Tom Scott laughing in the background at 0:20
@drunkchey9739
@drunkchey9739 4 жыл бұрын
it fucking is check the credits holy fuck dude
@whillgaming24
@whillgaming24 3 жыл бұрын
@@drunkchey9739 what the-
@teemuaho4807
@teemuaho4807 2 жыл бұрын
4 years late but im pretty sure thats matt parker
@jacefairis1289
@jacefairis1289 6 жыл бұрын
Not only is this song in 5/8, but you're doing polyrhythms on the same hand in 5/8! And singing! Spicy.
@JayForeman
@JayForeman 6 жыл бұрын
Someone noticed! Yaaaay!! :)
@jacefairis1289
@jacefairis1289 6 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to learn this song. It's bloody difficult to keep that pattern going while also thinking about anything else -- say, little guitar fills, or *the words to the song.*
@NotMeInc
@NotMeInc 7 жыл бұрын
F#min, Dmaj, C#min, F#min (add random 7s to that for sexiness)
@manuelbonet
@manuelbonet 7 жыл бұрын
Not Me So then i VI v i, right?
@Jixjax
@Jixjax 7 жыл бұрын
Isn't it E major instead of C# minor?
@manuelbonet
@manuelbonet 7 жыл бұрын
JixD01 There might be a C#m7 somewhere, which is an E6
@NotMeInc
@NotMeInc 7 жыл бұрын
JixD01 Could be C#min7
@Jixjax
@Jixjax 7 жыл бұрын
Not Me yeah that sounds good. I think there’s a C#7 too sometimes
@FlyingJetpack1
@FlyingJetpack1 7 жыл бұрын
5/8? YOU MONSTER
@idg33
@idg33 6 жыл бұрын
you would hate tool
@numbers3268
@numbers3268 5 жыл бұрын
I've heard 65/64.
@Shadowrusa
@Shadowrusa 5 жыл бұрын
@@numbers3268 Oh jesus no
@Ardorstorm
@Ardorstorm 4 жыл бұрын
It actually sounds super good tbh, ignoring the skin sofa part lol
@yuvalne
@yuvalne 4 жыл бұрын
Okay but can we talk about how musically good this song is??
@bow-tiedengineer4453
@bow-tiedengineer4453 2 жыл бұрын
that was a different kind of body horror than expected, and I found it surprisingly hilarious.
@joshwaaa
@joshwaaa 7 ай бұрын
I love coming back to this every now and then and remembering what an underrated song this is, hilarious
@omyyer
@omyyer 7 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the 5/8 time
@o_o231
@o_o231 6 жыл бұрын
It's such a well composed song!!!!
@calmfulspider
@calmfulspider 2 жыл бұрын
About once a month I remember this exists and listen to it again.
@bakedsodium6528
@bakedsodium6528 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve tried to play this song, now I’ve got a 2nd massive blister.
@wrenclark4907
@wrenclark4907 3 жыл бұрын
everyones listening to the discusting lyrics but my brain is just going ONE two three FOUR five ONE two three FOUR five ONE two three FOUR five
@matiaspereyra9392
@matiaspereyra9392 Жыл бұрын
I got hit by an ad saying "ah so you are about to watch a Jay foreman video" that's some spooky stuff
@aljowen
@aljowen 7 жыл бұрын
In reality, there's a lot of sofa's out there made out of skin...
@danner253
@danner253 7 жыл бұрын
aljowen Thankfully not alive
@theyoutubeguy1
@theyoutubeguy1 7 жыл бұрын
-Throws food in bin and goes to be sick-
@caitthenerd7470
@caitthenerd7470 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but they are made of inside-out cows...
@lilpump811
@lilpump811 7 жыл бұрын
Not human I hope.
@KuraIthys
@KuraIthys 7 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking. Wouldn't a sofa made of human skin just be... A leather sofa? Cow skin makes most leather items, but pig skin is more common in boots. (actually pig skin is very much like human skin, so get a leather boot and you have a fair idea of what a human skin sofa would be like...)
@charliecampbell5598
@charliecampbell5598 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve listened to this song dozens of times and every time I’m impressed at its genius.
@illegalcoding
@illegalcoding 4 ай бұрын
"If you do decide to wax it, please exfoliate to avoid ingrowing hair" has no right to sound as good as it does
@thepug991
@thepug991 7 жыл бұрын
Always laugh when I watch your stuff! Wish you posted more but I love your content!
@EdwardNavu
@EdwardNavu 4 жыл бұрын
Having a Professor specializing in biomechanics with Pressure Ulcer as one of his research topics, I feel y'all when you start thinking about all the complications.
@algorhythm2487
@algorhythm2487 4 жыл бұрын
What a legendary song!! Man you rock 🙌
@Doc_Fartens
@Doc_Fartens 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for existing, Jay.
@x8952
@x8952 3 жыл бұрын
I've been watching these for the past few days. Specifically your live ones
@kosaver6460
@kosaver6460 3 жыл бұрын
I love this song for several reasons and its really funny but i would almost like just the guitar part in a relaxing acoustic lofi
@Caroleonus
@Caroleonus 3 жыл бұрын
I felt so accomplished when I managed to actually count along, the Christmas wine didn't help lol
@Infinite_Archive
@Infinite_Archive 4 жыл бұрын
Can I interest anyone in my sofa? It's cheap but it requires some extra care. It gets rather sweaty between the cushions... So be sure to keep it clean down there. Sorry about the rash from where I've been sitting... And the blisters from where I spilled bolognese. By the way, it's not normally this hairy... I've not shaved it now for several days. (It gets worse) And if you do decide to wax it please exfoliate to avoid it growing hair! And leave the curtains closed or it'll get a sunburn peeling everywhere! Ooooohhh! (It's got a nipple.) It will keep you warm like no other sofa! But it comes out in goosebumps when it's cold. All stains come right out with soap and water! Not too bad for eighty-nine-years-old... And don't sit there for too long or you'll get a puddle underneath your thighs! I hope somebody takes it-- I don't want to know WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT DIES. Skin sofa, skin sofa. Eurgh (x10) Skin sofa, skin sofa. Eurgh (x10) Skin sofa, skin sofa. Eurgh (x15)
@grumpycat403
@grumpycat403 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you wery much dude! I'm still having problems with the listening English speech
@atrapdr6251
@atrapdr6251 7 жыл бұрын
Lol Jay Foreskin
@rhyswilliams6271
@rhyswilliams6271 7 жыл бұрын
A Trapdøør good one
@theyoutubeguy1
@theyoutubeguy1 7 жыл бұрын
Ikr Rhys Williams
@Feramersi0
@Feramersi0 7 жыл бұрын
Haha!
@Teal_.
@Teal_. 7 жыл бұрын
what a great joke!
@daeho2
@daeho2 7 жыл бұрын
lol primary school sucks
@joemurphy5364
@joemurphy5364 4 жыл бұрын
This is such a strang topic to sing about but you make it work so well amazing 😂😂
@SirLightfire
@SirLightfire 2 жыл бұрын
I just realized you're doing all that polyrhythmic wizardry with just your right hand, _while singing_ how
@JayForeman
@JayForeman 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! :)
@chrissessions6108
@chrissessions6108 2 жыл бұрын
Jay, I sincerely thank you for giving this gift to the world. Everything about this song is genius.
@fastestpuninthewest9932
@fastestpuninthewest9932 7 жыл бұрын
I would've added something about bleeding, but maybe that'd be TOO disgusting.
@RusNad
@RusNad 7 жыл бұрын
Dark Lord of Puns Well I just imagined a big abscess which is not a pleasant thought
@iKrivetko
@iKrivetko 7 жыл бұрын
2:40 BUT WHAT IS YOUR NEXT SONG?
@caitthenerd7470
@caitthenerd7470 7 жыл бұрын
We'll never know...
@Striiiider
@Striiiider 6 жыл бұрын
It’s “No More Colours”
@zebrom7994
@zebrom7994 7 жыл бұрын
These videos are my favorite parts of the year
@ojtheaviator1795
@ojtheaviator1795 2 жыл бұрын
This is such a lovely tune and such a horrific song!
@adamrodaway9116
@adamrodaway9116 2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that the linked ads I get with this are for Oak Furniture Land sofas.
@natanjarzyna9794
@natanjarzyna9794 7 жыл бұрын
love it! keep pumping out these amazing vids
@jacobzammit4779
@jacobzammit4779 4 жыл бұрын
" I paid my cleaner to kill my cat", finishes right there with an A major chord
@emotionalagliophilic8623
@emotionalagliophilic8623 Жыл бұрын
This song is genuinely genius. I’m gonna play this on accordion
@MartynDerg
@MartynDerg 2 жыл бұрын
maybe the most underrated song on the internet
@Lookatthatfatkid
@Lookatthatfatkid 4 жыл бұрын
His first sentence sounded so much like Beardyman that I had to go and check they weren't related. I found out they're brothers and now all I can think about is a Foreman brothers collab...
@OrangeIncarnate
@OrangeIncarnate Жыл бұрын
Every so often I have to come back and listen to this again, beautiful song So in Oblivion there is this "Staff of the Everscamp" where when activated it summons 4 small smelly demons that do nothing but follow the staff, its simply inconvinient. However the staff is cursed, you cant put it down unless someone else willingly accepts it. Im imagining such a scenario with the skin sofa, you cant get rid of it without someone else taking it of their own volition
@angelinagustak
@angelinagustak 2 жыл бұрын
2:01 Skin sofa, skin sofa. Eurgh, eurgh, eurgh, eurgh, eurgh, eurgh, eurgh, eurgh
@cheesebobguy2946
@cheesebobguy2946 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading this version haha
@ShortMan_123
@ShortMan_123 2 жыл бұрын
This is... brilliant in every way
@saxrendell
@saxrendell 7 ай бұрын
i was so entranced counting to 5 that i fully didnt even take in the lyrics for the first half of the song, tuned back in, realised id missed a lot, and went to try again lmao
@banana-jh4dp
@banana-jh4dp 3 ай бұрын
The un released sequel to that one worlds worst children chapter
@CaJoel
@CaJoel 11 ай бұрын
1:13 the melody he sings accompanied by the melody he plays on the guitar makes it sound like two people singing in harmony Edit: I just saw someone pretty much commented the exact same thing, I promise I’m not one of those people who steals comments to get likes or something
@whillgaming24
@whillgaming24 3 жыл бұрын
Welp, I just learned that Tom Scott worked with this dude. Imagine that-
@sophie-raine1657
@sophie-raine1657 3 жыл бұрын
The fact the hair grows implies its alive...
@noidea5597
@noidea5597 Ай бұрын
Do you have plans to make such songs again? Maybe on a second channel? I just love them so much, no one else does it similar to you!
@philosofickle
@philosofickle 7 жыл бұрын
Ahhh a Jay Foreman video finally
@pietervanerven7368
@pietervanerven7368 3 жыл бұрын
I'm learning this now by ear with some help of your website and that 5/8 time is definitely fucking with me
@avinashkhetri9575
@avinashkhetri9575 7 жыл бұрын
:( why don't you do your geography videos?!? Nice song btw
@FlyingJetpack1
@FlyingJetpack1 7 жыл бұрын
Map men Map men Map map map! Men men men men men me- [glitching sounds]
@levitikan
@levitikan 7 жыл бұрын
he is working on them they just take a long time do because of editing and when they both have time (taken from his Q&A live stream)
@ALTnOtes
@ALTnOtes 5 ай бұрын
Watching “oooo it’s got a nipple” at 2x time is an experience
@kl1172
@kl1172 Жыл бұрын
My mind goes ‘I need a full fledged supertramp version of this song’.
@oogalook
@oogalook 3 жыл бұрын
I love Jay. His songs give me a very strong Niel Cicierega vibe too.
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