You Can't Make Me Dance // Jazz Emu

[@joekx9]

I get it now, he wasn't dancing, he was DHARNTZING. Two entirely different things.

[@ClonserHalphalive]

This song is Aaarsen

[@Sus_pumpkin]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@ClonserHalphaliveah yes aaarsen the thing we all have to do cus it’s in our nature there is no use

[@ClonserHalphalive]

@@Sus_pumpkin too bad what we have to do with this club... But first let's say where our leader's hiding.

[@Sus_pumpkin]

@@ClonserHalphalive and list the tactics that we use for fighting, Nah don’t be silly I just forgot them cus of my human head, now three cheers to the fact that I’m not a robot

[@ClonserHalphalive]

@@Sus_pumpkin🤖 11011 Arming lasers , charging phasers!

[@doodclaw8786]

i have introduced my entire family to your channel and my dad played funkbot in the car since, you legend

[@JazzEmu]

If I haven't won over the dads then I haven't done my job.

[@Jeff-wb9pw]

@@JazzEmu but grandpa emu is ashamed of you though...

[@JazzEmu]

@@Jeff-wb9pw Complex Emu family matters are not really something I'm able to discuss right now.

[@StrawberrESwirl]

@@Jeff-wb9pw Be more sensitive to the emu family matters, it’s too soon ✊😔

[@aruin4069]

Are you sure that wasn’t actually a supermodel?

[@industrialbreakdown7332]

I absolutely love the "so still I make a statue envious" line

[@erika89765]

Me too, it makes me smile every time I hear it

[@youraveragelunatic4636]

@@erika89765 omg I just read that and I thought it said I can hear you smiling when it plays lol

[@ethan-loves]

wow. the defiance. the temptation. the groove. the disco, vaporwave, diorama aesthetic. the whisper. the motif. the war. supreme.

[@seheyt]

Funk Tango

[@SocktheWorm]

I wish I could Heart a comment instead of just thumb it up. I could not agree more. Everything about this makes it my favourite music video of all time. My favourite song by Jazz Emu might be Allergic, but this takes the fucking cake as far as music video goes.

[@ethan-loves]

@@SocktheWorm ❤

[@TheSpiritmanlives]

You can't make me like.... to night.. I do agree tho..

[@emoguy9583]

​@@seheyt😊 2:36 😊

[@spidrshark803]

I will not be dancing to this one, you cant make me

[@RabidJack]

I wasn't dancing in my living room, just walking to my kitchen in time with the beat while wildly swinging my arms around.

[@RennsReviews]

Absolutely thrilled to hear some new tunes from you!

[@MarkusNapp]

Hey, it's my favorite little boy in the whole wide world. Ah no, it's just Renn.

[@katherinebell8176]

I just listened to it on Spotify I don’t think my head holes have ever been filled with such magnificence before, nothing says poetry like “did you know you can control your phone with a piece of potato” For real though this was an absolute pleasure to listen to, can guarantee I will not be listening to anything else for a week at minimum

[@erika89765]

THESE ARE ON SPOTIFY?? Oh my wrapped is doomed

[@erika89765]

I’m here to confirm to my past self that yes, my wrapped is very much doomed :)) and it’s never felt better

[@erika89765]

Can’t wait until Jazz Emu is my top artist this year

[@B.E.N.J.]

POV: youre reading this in 2024 and Jazz Emu is a platinum artist

[@willowfernn]

I hope so.

[@bobross9543]

This guy deserves it...

[@erika89765]

I’m from the future, can confirm

[@Wombattlr]

We can dream

[@hudmo4193]

Please and thanks, let’s do it

[@willowfernn]

I love how the DJ conveys so much emotion and motive just in the body movements, your music is so often very mind-bending, I love your music and your great cinematography! I must say, this is definitely a song I’ve listened to on repeat for the past couple days.

[@mr.tiddles556]

I love how Jazz straddles the line between incredibly handsome and kinda funky looking so beautifully

[@PolarBearSr]

I just keep coming back to this video, it's not my fault it's so freaking flawless

[@julianmjk5120]

​Is this the long-awaited sequel to Scissor Sister's, "I Don't Feel Like Dancing"?

[@JazzEmu]

The trial is ongoing so I can't disclose much but it's looking positive for me securing $30million dollars from them for copyright infringement (I performed a full routine of this song at them, a capella, in the smoking area of Crispy Pete's nightclub in June 2006)

[@matthewIhorn]

The ending of the video is great. With the unattached strings it leaves the viewer completely in the dark as to what's real. It gives the singer the role of the unreliable narrator. What's real? If the DJ isn't controlling the singer, then are we hallucinating the singers dance moves? Or is the singer dancing with any kinda trance.

[@seheyt]

You make literary sciences envi-ouse. Or maybe it should be a bit pettier (thumbs don't count, I oppose)

[@hyperspacesushi]

What's illusion, what is true?🎶

[@ND-nr6mx]

It's like Bugs Bunny with the secret formula in Space Jam. The DJ made Emu think he's being controlled into dancing ... only to reveal the dance was within Emu all along and the DJ never had to pull any strings.

[@gurlumbgutsa5430]

This is by far the best one so far my brothe!

[@kerhaidet]

One of my favorite videos, you're so funny!! And I love your creativity with making the set!!

[@furiousfantom5374]

Words cannot articulate my excitement; I am simply overcome with anticipation to experience the melodic perfection that awaits my eardrums

[@tylerwebster8476]

Big hype for the swankiest jazz man on KZbin! Cant wait, Lord Emu!

[@anthonymuccillo]

The miniature set you made of plasticine is absolutely killer and is even more severely underrated than your self, Mr emu. It definitely took a few watches to realize

[@rachelblaquiere9134]

2021: you can't make me dance 2024: nothing in the rules says we can't DHARNTZ

[@FlyingPastry]

​I look forward to it, Jazzy moo.

[@Meester_]

I'm relieved that you resisted the DJs spell and were not made to dance. A defiance of the ages!

[@rras6441]

I really like the detail at 0:43 "So you might as well stop the music" and it's really stop for a moment!

[@kopv1827]

Thank you very much dude,your music is amazing and it has gotten me through some rough times,lots of love,cant wait for the song!

[@zegatorian]

There's so many great things about this whole production. All the small things, the lyrics, the fact that you as the DJ look a bit like David Tennant. But there was something I loved about it, but I couldn't fully grasp what, and only feel in the back of my head. At least until the 20th time I watched it. In hindsight it was so freaking obvious, but all your dancemoves are *FIRE*.

[@julianmjk5120]

I can see the aesthetics in the thumbnail and boy am I hyped

[@enteriousgamous]

The way the djs shoulders moved to the beat in the beginning is actually so 🔥

[@Healcraft]

its a corey feldman move

[@---cy5gh]

Ladies and gentlemen, start your henchens.

[@RedMeansRecording]

Legend

[@gabeturner]

That's one skillful execution of the macarena - bravo.

[@L.SeveralTimes.]

From the "Lets Dance" cover, straight into "You cant make me dance" >>>>> Seamless transition of conscious-expanding funk, bless us all

[@Poltygeist]

Hell yess my most anticipated album of the year LETS GOOOOOO

[@VellssGod]

Can't wait for this

[@makkura9245]

This tune is still one of my absolute favourite, never gets old. Such a catchy little gem.

[@antonioguthery9416]

Once this premiers I’ll most definitely be movin, groovin, and shmovin

[@TonyTylerDraws]

As someone who is a fan of Weird Al and They Might Be Giants, the future is in good hands

[@sas_aran6410]

Watched the first three seconds, can confirm 20/10

[@SugarCoatedMoth]

i had this stuck in my head for a 6 hour culinary lab today. just this full song. over and over. side note i made the best carrot cake ive ever had and i think im gonna say this is why

[@henrymaher4145]

dancing to this is so thematically contradictory, yet paradoxically consistent regardless, it feels so right

[@r0maysa]

WOOOO IM SO EXCITED :D

[@Cusifaii]

and you just can't hide it?

[@joaquinsanchez508]

Why is it so funky. It’s just so good.

[@Bowlofpeace]

My body is ready.

[@plaidpvcpipe3792]

I love the half clay, tiny scaled scene.

[@bonniehenderson1850]

"fully rigid in my trow" 😉

[@KD-wb4fj]

👀

[@CirclesandSounds]

Your music is bringing me joy in a rough time! I watch most of your videos on repeat for a while - you make me laugh so hard, are so funky, and have such an AMAZING voice!! Never stop, my friend 😎

[@NElectronicSoul]

Thanks

[@EliseMH]

I love the passion that you put into every project. It really shows!

[@Cusifaii]

Can't wait

[@takeOnlyGreatness]

Unreal how underappreciated this editing is. I wish you nothing but the best Mr. Emu

[@TenaciousDuane]

took me like 7 listens before i even noticed the set wasn't real and was made of clay lmao

[@DoctorShroom]

I feel like this one is underrated. Also, the instrumental around 2:57 onward reminds me so much of the music from Terraria. It's so good.

[@ScottFichter]

Wow! The production level is next level? What software are you using to produce your videos? Do you like BlackMagic Design? I want to see a video that explains your gear. Who helps you?

[@gabrielferreirapadilha5320]

Just as magnificent as I would expect from JazzEmu

[@essennagerry]

About the video - the production quality paired with the intent, the taste, the artistry - it's just so good. The song - I just generally love how you write lyrics and the melody is so coherent (or beautifully incoherent) with the message of the lyrics. It's just all so good, I'm rather confused why you don't have many more views. You bring in something fresh and you do it so well. I could post this same comment on several other music videos and I've only just started my binge.

[@ShaneStapler]

i have made so many of my friends listen to dance off vs shy clone. i am excited

[@end_l0rd461]

One year ago u had 70 000 subs, now its 361 000! Yesss jazz emu your music is amazing!!!

[@grierbittle6299]

Jazz Emu was born with a funky bass beat in his hand. A physical bass beat.

[@TrashbagTheReal]

It makes sense now, HE wasn’t dancing. It was simply the teenage boy from 2345, of course being controlled by the teenage boy in 8345.

[@kuy3796]

first: the song is just so fucking GROOVY it makes me wanna move AA also: 2:35 the climax and the "f l a w l e s s" oh my god 2:57 this damn ending scene is just gold god this is great, great song, great video :D

[@Rothron]

Ironically, it seems his dancing is what's giving him the confidence to deny the DJ's influence.

[@SeveralOnions]

I've been binging your content since your collab with Value Select and holy god the algorithm has done you dirty. I'm starting to question how I listened to music before I found your channel, lol. Keep being awesome and doing your own thing, 'cause it's tight as hell

[@purplpnapl2933]

Holy shit the new album, that was beautiful, I loved it, keep up the amazing work!!! :)

[@Edyremoh]

There are always some innocuous details in your songs that my mind will latch onto. I never walk away from your music empty handed.

[@LUIGISSIMO]

Finally some great creative music , thanks 👍

[@DanteBC]

This song is fully awesome. I feel like Michael Jackson could perform it if he'd do funny songs. It's that good. Love your art, my dude. I'm really thankful to VS for introducing me to your channel

[@hkhk2944]

That was funky

[@sishfun]

Been listening to the album on loop all day. man it's such a sound

[@mikedub]

YES NEW EMU WOOHOO!!!!!!

[@XmegaprrX]

Yet another banger! -One of the two nice boys from Manitoba wishing you well

[@rasmusnielsen4193]

I saw this notification with the release and it felt like a "Light Touch" and then it hit me it's because I'm "Sexier"... Can't wait I'm almost getting "Allergic", someone get me an "Inhaler" so I can be here to "Vibe It Out" and learn "How to Socialise"

[@ShaneStapler]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@pinstripe4254]

I do love the idea of him in a crowded club and he has some weird one sided grudge against the dj

[@eepygatto]

The set is so well made, and its such a groovy track, I'll admit the DJ bested me

[@jesse564]

I am thankful to Spotify for recommending your stuff

[@luyandolove]

What a twist at the end!!! Love the editing and lyrics as always ❤️

[@kitsuneprincess4637]

"You want my feet nomadic" is one of my favorite lines of any song ever. 😂 "Both leggies / fully rigid in my trow" is up there too!

[@Customfurball28]

This song brings back memories of a difficult time that was made much better by the presence of the mother emu himself.

[@Adrischa]

Great set too!

[@alisathemushroom9923]

0:54-0:56 This is one of my favorite parts. The beginning of the boogie

[@Beta_Fusion]

I got recommended this on Spotify and I had to know if there was a music video and I was not disappointed.

[@Brother_Webb]

this song is so fantastic, hilarious and seriously a JAM

[@bennetjohnstone2800]

Your songs are truly amaazing, my brothe

[@QuackDackGo]

This is awesome! Thank you for bringing pleasentries to our ears, mr emu

[@LukeFlavel]

I love the miniature set, your videos are so creative!

[@0utOfSkill]

It is a mystery to me how you just have 16k subscribers. Should be in the millions.

[@Elliotd1234]

Thanks, I love it. I definitely didn't see all of your best dance moves in there.

[@Srcsqwrn]

This set is amazing, and I love this so much!

[@minaunohf6062]

This Video and your new Album bring me so much joy

[@StaggerNight]

Another banger. Gonna listen to it all!

[@isaacthecorncob]

Does anyone else feel like he sampled some parts of this for D.H.A.R.N.T.Z.?

[@barryjones2638]

I love this guy, he’s like a strange cross between Justin Timberlake, George Michael and Kenny Everett

[@sepsmusic]

Yeeeeee

[@_hunu]

Call me a god damn statue because your talent makes me envious. Rigid indeed.

[@JupiterSun-888]

This was super cute!

[@lukewoodge]

fantastic work as always Mr. Emu

[@Drezzeth]

Youre the best musician I know love from Denmark

[@boko6565]

I absolutely love your music jazz emu! You're incredible!

[@benpearse7565]

I randomly stumbled upon you sir. The DJ may not make you dance, but more than my legs are moving in my trou!

[@oogalook]

Flipping priceless, as usual. 💲💲💲💸

[@cs_calzone]

my jazz energizing shower playlist just became a jazz energising album