[TAS] Mario Kart Wii - 99,999cc All Wii Tracks Speedrun in

This is a speedrun of all nitro tracks in Mario Kart Wii using a 99,999cc code and TAS tools to create a perfect run of all 16 Wii courses in under 15 minutes without any ultra shortcuts.
All my Mario Kart Wii videos: • Mario Kart Wii
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Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
0:33 Luigi Circuit
1:15 Moo Moo Meadows
2:00 Mushroom Gorge
2:51 Toad's Factory
3:35 Mario Circuit
4:23 Coconut Mall
5:01 DK Summit
6:01 Wario's Gold Mine
6:44 Daisy Circuit
7:29 Koopa Cape
8:15 Maple Treeway
9:15 Grumble Volcano
9:55 Dry Dry Ruins
10:37 Moonview Highway
11:19 Bowser's Castle
12:06 Rainbow Road
13:43 Outro
#Mario #MarioKart #MarioKartWii

[@Fiberglass]

Watching every CPU immediately fly off the course is funny every single time

[@dogboyton3166]

Yeah, I don’t know why, but seeing the minimap markers go flying way off course is just hilarious

[@Dankleberrrrg]

I enjoyed watching Lakitu drop them at the start line after winning and watching them fly into the void.

[@brisking]

rainbow road was the best one

[@destroyermcw626]

They deserve it for cheating all the time on 150cc Grand Prix

[@dogboyton3166]

@ThatMiliGuy I know, it’s still funny

[@paulamarina04]

baby mario: *completes 3rd lap* also baby mario: "it is time for me to leave this realm behind"

[@kallixo]

celeste

[@howaboutno3612]

He’s flying to the next track 😂

[@arb1ter993]

He has been possessed by the speed demon

[@EvilMariobot]

@@arb1ter993 More like possessed by Speedrunner Mario from the terminalmontage animations.

[@ProShidder]

​@@EvilMariobot ... who is possessed by a speed demon.

[@DomSydMusic]

The fact that the 150cc mushroom gorge WR is faster than 99,999cc TAS can do it is pretty hilarious

[@johnmartinez7440]

What's that record?

[@aboe7536]

@@johnmartinez7440 19.758 seconds

[@seb3082]

@@johnmartinez7440 ultra shortcut world record which is the time said above, is faster than non ultra 99999cc TAS so yeah that’s pretty cool if you ask me

[@cheddlescheeseburger533]

Makes me think, what’s the optimal speed. Because there’s obviously some tipping point between 150 and 99999 where it goes from being faster bc of the speed increase to being slower because of the wall bumps and lack of shortcuts.

[@Alexander-hb4rf]

But the 150cc run uses 3 mushrooms. This run doesn't.

[@thinkninjas2981]

Him: No ultra shortcuts Also Him: ignores walls

[@DogsRNice]

You can't say it's a shortcut if you treat the intended route as only a suggestion

[@thinkninjas2981]

@@DogsRNice fair enough

[@Rose-ez7yn]

I think as long as he passes through all required checkpoints its not an ultra

[@Quixium]

@@Rose-ez7yn an ultra requires you to pass all the key checkpoints, they may be placed in other locations like grumble volcano's rock which has all the key checkpoints line up on the specific areas on said rock, so i don't quite understand what you mean

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

⁠@@Quixium in this cc, rock shortcut isn’t even faster because of excessive speed. notice how he takes a long route that somewhat resembles the rock circle true ultra shortcuts have you take the last checkpoint before the first one, which makes crossing the starting line count as a lap. (I definitely do not have the technical details correct lol)

[@ethanodell8044]

My favorite part of these is that the CPUs fly so far out of bounds that their minimap icons just randomly appear in the middle of the screen throughout the whole thing

[@Mijjtty]

Like skelebowser at 5:33

[@RiftComix]

@@Mijjtty *dry bowser

[@cow9066]

@@Mijjtty and yoshi at that same time

[@Hellscrap3r]

They look like Twitch emotes bouncing across the screen 😂

[@1111t]

The wario's goldmine here is the most impressive thing i've seen in a long time

[@unlikeq5948]

so quick the game does not know what part of the track (music) to play

[@MrBeenus]

It's so stupidly fast lol

[@winstongasch2953]

Damn that shit was crazy

[@alasdairburnett-hall9037]

That was crazy

[@alasdairburnett-hall9037]

The koopa cape run was also crazy

[@theman13532]

this is the visual representation of how it feels when you are about to fall asleep and then slightly feel like you are being flung at 500 miles per hour as if air resistance and terminal velocity didn't exist

[@airheadshow]

For real

[@Amexy-mr6lw]

Thats a hypnic jerk its happened to me

[@heroicdoofusofficial]

12:22 baby Mario goes to Europe

[@Dylanthegreat2008]

“Uh Ohhhhh” - midget Mario

[@vibinpenguin7021]

Just goes to show how difficult rainbow road is versus the other tracks

[@MeCanseDeDiscutirEnInternet]

Is not that hard once you get the hang of it

[@villep7907]

*versus other tracks*

[@kousukefujisaka2571]

Nurburgring Nordshlife

[@kousukefujisaka2571]

complex string special stage route 7 circuit de la sierra circuit the sarthe tokyo express way

[@DoodleBobFG]

@@kousukefujisaka2571shut up bro. Nobody knows what you’re talking about

[@TwiliDragonRin]

Watching the CPUs fly off at the beginning of the race is like the first hit on a pool table

[@abyss_d.twostar]

Accurate lol

[@xrainings2664]

Baby Mario’s “I WIN! I WIN!” followed by drowning noises will never not be funny to me

[@aurastrike]

Takeways: - Bike optimized for low speed high handling is required. - Best possible start is actually one of the shorter boosts because of how much speed you have to begin with, sometimes the TAS dosen't even use a start boost - Drifting slows you down, and hitting walls makes it reasonable to turn. - The AI doesn't do anything but be comic relief.

[@Imar13]

And halfpipes give you the speeds necessary for time travel

[@yasuo9769]

Unnecessary knowledge that most people won't care about. XD

[@joshuawinestock9998]

I think the TASbot is sometimes breakdrifting, to deliberately lose speed (in luigi circuit, for one)

[@arachnidz7750]

- walls are a suggestion

[@queenofthesalt5199]

I love how, because walls are basically a technicality at this point, the question becomes “how fee straight lines can we make this track”

[@LLInnovA]

I love how the strat here is automatic drifting into walls

[@angelolampro5047]

When you understand the checkpoint system this becomes even more impressive and precise

[@godfist314]

"Sir did you know how fast you were going" "Yes, I was going 99,999 mph" X

[@spaghetti8044]

3:09 I love how the final lap goes so fast that the sound of the lap completing happens right as the first measure opening completes Perfection 6:13 also can we appreciate bowser's far away scream here that immediately fades away And also for Bowser Jr at 8:19

[@BerdlyGaming]

LOL BOWSER

[@SuperBox_Ray]

can't forget yoshi at 10:07

[@That1Guy112]

Like father like son 😂

[@browndiddly2659]

@@SuperBox_Ray And Diddy Kong at 7:48 What if I just timestamp every scream ._.

[@crimsonleaf4]

12:10 not a scream, but Rosalina’s cutoff “yeah” is so funny

[@OffAirProductions]

Watching Koopa Cape makes me feel like I'm experiencing the full cycle of life, from birth to death, all in the span of 20 seconds.

[@l9m241]

Our man Lakitu is working overtime today to make this TAS possible.

[@factzmachinemusic]

Huge props to Lakitu for being able to keep up with you.

[@ggishere6326]

hi factz

[@greenstarlover1]

Lakitu (probably): "I don't get paid enough for this...."

[@DoodleBobFG]

@@greenstarlover1fr😂

[@Flame_Oragne]

This Tas guy seems to be really good a video games, and he seems to get around a lot

[@beanos8750]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😐

[@top1gaming472]

Least repetitive joke on youtube

[@DogsRNice]

tas disbelievers be like "must have been cheats"

[@benjaminrichard4632]

@@DogsRNiceHe just has a good gaming setup my guy

[@Gryffon]

TOOL ASSISTED 😂😂

[@cubix169]

10:07 dunno why, but Yoshi in this precise moment is too freakin' hilarious

[@xxvskrunkle]

💀

[@hikariwuff]

The fact that the blue half-pipe jumps just before the finish line on DK Summit extend almost all the way to the cannon is crazy

[@austinrobinson8130]

Crazy the quacker can fit a 99,999 cc engine

[@Archangellouie]

7:09 the way baby Mario laughs has he gets flung into the endless void killed me

[@anthonytonytelford2945]

5:23 Luigi is getting a bit too excited on 99,999cc

[@universaltoons]

😳

[@ramiel555]

I love how it's basically just a baby exclaiming out in pain from being propelled head on into walls at like mach 69 speed 🤣

[@MonkeyBa11in]

My name is Baby Mario and I'm the fastest baby alive

[@JenukiDa]

i think the funniest thing is watching the cpus get blasted at the start of each race on the minimap edit: dk summit looks so satisfyingly smooth wow

[@somerandomguy6268]

Or how it says all tracks but its really only 16

[@IGVladarski]

​@@somerandomguy6268 All Wii tracks means that no retro's are used in the run

[@somerandomguy6268]

@@IGVladarski oops my bad

[@redd9050]

Just every character flying off the map and then at the end baby Mario just doing the same kills me. Also, this won’t start up any new crazy speed run categories.

[@Kierio04]

Maple Treeway and Rainbow Road were incredible.

[@laolafits7999]

3:48 HOW DID TOADETTE GO OFF THE MAP BY SO MUCH😭😭😭 Yoshi went even further holy balls

[@ReadySteadyYeti]

Thanks for uploading, this brings back memories, seeing the game functioning exactly as it did in 2008...

[@alasdairburnett-hall9037]

I couldn’t tell what was happening in the entire maple treeway run

[@Imkindabadatlife]

Same

[@fletch7311]

12:49 bro went into orbit 💀

[@galoomba5559]

8:55 I WIN I WWWWWWAAAAAAAAA

[@kokostale3080]

I like how baby mario is banished to the abyss after every track

[@oliverorchard6774]

The mini-maps killed me with laughter lmao. I also hope they're paying Lakitu overtime, and he's gonna need it lol.

[@AysStudiosOfficial]

TY!! with all the modding people do to make him work overtime, he DESERVES a raise!!

[@markymark443]

When Baby Mario said "OOH! OW! EEH!" I felt that

[@joshuatutin1165]

This video was insanely cool to watch (Edit: never thought 13 seconds no glitch would be possible on CM).

[@socksygen]

3:46 getting hit by the Yoshi here to gain speed was great lol

[@juanvovoncebuitragogaleano863]

9:54 Cpus on mini map look like confetti lol

[@cobaltcloud64]

DK summit looks the funniest, baby mario is just having a blast lmao

[@davidthecommenter]

i love how the thumbnail alone is just a perfect representation of the proceeding madness of going above the speedlimit

[@speedymatt1236]

13:29 Flying out of the world!

[@aluigiFromKart]

Wario's Gold Mine went so fast the unused intro played holy shit

[@CrasherX2000]

The DK Summit race was probably the smoothest performance I’ve ever seen

[@coderreal6860]

just like i remember it as a kid ❤

[@Samuel-bd1ms]

I’m surprised the collision detection holds up so well.

[@Alexs23743]

The tracks look like a movie studio every time you finish them. Baby M. clipped so far out of bounds he broke the fourth wall, or even the fabric of reality. 2:20: "I must go. My planet needs me." -Baby Luigi, as the "moon" theme from that DuckTales NES game plays.

[@zen7006]

bro's so fast not even the blue shell can touch him

[@dreamtraveler6135]

That's actually doable in 200cc

[@zen7006]

@@dreamtraveler6135 fr?

[@dreamtraveler6135]

@@zen7006 yeah, search up "out running a blue shell with free bird playing"

[@zen7006]

@@dreamtraveler6135 bet

[@perthfarr7383]

did not realize this was 99,999cc until Coconut Mall and was absolutely BAFFLED at the speed baby Mario was getting to. Really good TAS though and very entertaining to watch baby Mario just ZOOP through the tracks

[@KiraTesla]

Watching the other racers just scatter across the void trying to keep up w u was so good

[@dzmo-official]

“No ultra shortcuts”…. Floats through the entire toad’s factory

[@Hezy]

Sir do you know why I pulled you over?

[@inefffable]

This was equal parts hilarious and impressive. Nice work on this

[@peanutbutterbagel9942]

Toad's Factory final lap was hilarious

[@Destroyer_UA]

8:19 When a child plays the piano

[@GaelLazerYT]

bro that menu was soo fast wow! GGs also wow your soo good at this max cc TAS

[@Zlippy-D]

I love watching the quacker fly like it was always suppose too

[@MoonlightMirage]

Daisy Circuit is pretty much "Remember that jumpscare ultra from 2008? Here's how you can do it in 99999cc!"

[@goodguytongue7159]

This certainly brought back an old memory

[@EllenWu-xl2pk]

Dk summit is the definition of incredible 4:59

[@theronroland1425]

this video reminds me of how fast the weekend flies by...

[@train4292]

Can we talk about how on the very start of Rainbow Road everyone at straight up DIED? And they kept racing over the track for the entire match? That’s so friggin funny

[@GMKGoji01]

Poor Baby Mario. Tried to follow in Baby Luigi's footsteps, only to end up in the Yukari-Mobile.😂

[@isaacdillon630]

“I win, I win, haha!” *proceeds to fall out of the world*

[@Beamo1080]

I really like how you took faster strategies on the third lap that just sent you flying off the map

[@maddaton2163]

That moment when a baby driving a duck scooter crashes through literal mountainous rock at the speed of light

[@ArthurMK]

WGM and KC runs look awesome ! Well done

[@ArthurMK]

MT and RR one too lmao

[@tybr3727]

@@ArthurMK just say the track names bruh 🤦‍♂️

[@OneMindReezy]

@@tybr3727 Wario’s Gold Mine, Koopa Cape, Maple Treeway, and Rainbow Road

[@limer324]

I love how the results screen is sometimes longer than the track itself.

[@LeoMK01]

Fantastic job

[@WarterHat6232]

Love how Daisy Circit sounds slow and relaxing yet Baby Mario speed runs through the whole thing lol

[@ArthurMK]

Can’t wait to see the retro tracks

[@Mr.SnekMeister]

I love how the CPUs can't comprehend this amount of SPEED.

[@vincenthowbert08]

The grumble volcano run is absurd! That is wild!

[@diegoalejandroelizaldemarq6621]

I'd love to see the retro tracks version of this

[@pokequeenrrpg]

easily my new favorite mario kart video, ever

[@Stupidity_]

Bro is completing laps faster than the menu to load next race

[@gdgsebas6182]

Luigi circuit in 99,999cc is what baby park feels like in 200cc

[@RSw_Why]

this is excellent great job 😂😂 edit: dk summit is glorious

[@thomassmiththekingbee]

You're so good at it despite it being extremely fast! It's also screen recorded just like usual Mario Kart! Very nice.

[@liammcgrath7051]

watching the ai take over and immediately phase OOBs when yiu finish a race is so funny to me

[@OmegaVideoGameGod]

Absolutely incredible

[@koi-fesh]

that was rather neat jcool114

[@MetalAlec]

3:13 Beautiful timing.

[@cheeto5597]

Watching this in 2x speed was like a fever dream

[@smallwaves]

My favorite part is where the racer head icons get yeeted across the screen

[@rainboroad]

it was neat seeing the automatic drift represented in this TAS, it’s funny to see how the more gimmicky mods make automatic superior to manual

[@ElsalvadorcountryballsXD]

The Jcool114 es the best player of mario kart wii❤

[@Churlur]

Baby Mario: you wanna see something? Baby Mario: goes through tree

[@mainacckawaquit5901]

very good work!

[@bvd8861]

I'm honestly impressed the game counts some of these laps where baby Mario is flying through the air at mach 12 in the general vicinity of the finish line

[@jepppppp]

i love how in almost every track you just phase through walls

[@MintyITG]

I like how close Grumble Volcano was to the 150cc record lmao

[@brock4605]

The toad factory theme couldn’t even start

[@adrt_osu]

If you drink and drive enough you will be able to know what he’s doing.

[@campbellblock3061]

Seems like this particular version of the mod lowered the minimum drift speed and didn't scale drift acceleration at all. Considering that this run uses auto, it probably would've been better to use bullet bike instead of quacker to be able to turn faster and accelerate faster while drifting since regular accel still would've been absurdly scaled.

[@theonlyron]

ok science man

[@Jappa3]

Gotta love seeing baby mario break the sound barrier on a duck

[@nathanspaulding7380]

“Anyone who uses a ramp shall be cast into the void”

[@Souhayl.]

It's just insane bro