Jeff Dunham and Achmed Visit Scotland

[@great-grandmakirk8828]

Achmed is my favorite character, thanks Jeff ❤️

[@yangerjamir0906]

Mine's Walter

[@Davepool-hs7vr]

Mine is Peanut

[@dinpuiapuia2285]

"I didn't do it, I have nothing to do with this shit"🤣🤣🤣I laugh so hard

[@thekingsilverado8419]

Anyone that has ever held a job in their life has used that line half a dozen times a week.

[@mishy78]

Me too!!!!!!!!!

[@robertparker6280]

Man the way Jeff thinks on fly, that's not easy. That's what a comedian does. This shows Jeff is fucking good at being a comedian.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Jeff is one of my favorite comedians.

[@thekingsilverado8419]

How do ya know it's jeff and not achmed doin all the thinking

[@kathleenwest2838]

He is quite a sharp man, gets out of his mess quickly & through his buddies laughs @ himself. Must see him, sadly not coming to Reno, I can enjoy his act live from Podunk - @ this point. He The Fillmore in icky SF.Never know Kati. A stalwart fan. 3:15

[@alfa409]

Brilliant ! Just gotta love Achmed !! What a combination, such a skilled ventriloquist and genuinely funny too.

[@florencebishop8763]

Yes! Jeff is definately ONE OF A KIND!!

[@cherylmantle2838]

Haha. Loved the ending...That is something I can work on Lad!! 😂😂😂

[@AnonymousEnigma19]

That is something they should have done in Malaysia

[@jenniferlynncalogero2100]

Achemed, you'll always be my Bue. Unless, Achmedina keels me first!🤣😂

[@jamesmusisca7547]

the man is out of control and so damn funny

[@spockslot]

Achmed: "Don't piss me off or ill kell you with my shelleigh!!"..lol 😆 🤣 😂

[@bizzaroblake2519]

thats irish

[@michaelt825]

Vote Achmed for world peace. 😂

[@kimvibk9242]

...or he will KEEEEL you!

[@maryannkelley7039]

Always cheers me up to watch you. 👍😀🇺🇸

[@jeneb52]

Love Achmad, and this bit was hilarious!

[@georgej1019]

Lol, "where's Jackie Dawson?" Deep male voice replies," here!" Funny as f*CK

[@ginniekinz5401]

LOL right?!

[@gamelegend7765]

0:35 If you look at the people at the top, the one on the far left, clapping, IS ME!! I was at that show and that's honestly me!!!!

[@bigdaddydiesel5520]

The girl who sounded like a man?

[@gamelegend7765]

Angus McFife no

[@sherriethames6503]

@@gamelegend7765 FUN!!! I hope that wasn't your only 15 seconds of fame. And, more fame to you.

[@florencebishop8763]

You must that game legend that competes with jeff dunham,huh?

[@florencebishop8763]

@@gamelegend7765 you must also be a competetor with or against Jeffxx dunham

[@waynemgtregear7228]

Jeff needs a small microphone in front of his dolls that would in prove the effect that the dolls are,really ready talking.

[@mrz80]

Shades of Nina Conti and Monk? Where's my microphone? You don't get one. Well that ruins the illusion doesn't it?!??!

[@des22431]

Yea

[@piretkivi3218]

Achmed is not a doll. He will kilt you for calling him a doll.

[@scotthamp384]

I thought the same thing

[@brianwhittle5331]

He used to back in the Super Dave days, kinda pissed out through the '90s

[@oliviarinaldi5963]

I love Achmed over all the rest! But I love all the rest too!

[@DarthSherm94]

Yes! Been waiting for a Scotland vid from you guys! 😁

[@John_Conner222]

wow that is impressive. Rolling your Rs as a ventriloquist. bravo Jeff.

[@DragonLandlord]

There's a vid that has Achmed popping his p's too.

[@chrisoconnor8392]

What? It's piss easy. Don't need to move ya lips to roll R's. It's 👅not lips.

[@Novel_Poe]

I can't even roll r's

[@preacherno]

I am a Norrwegian from the east countrry and do rroll my rr’s. (Not my arrse…) Howeverr, I moved to Bogotá, Colombia some twenty yearrs ago and was immediately told that I should starrt rrolling my rr’s. That parrt was colonised frrom Spain beforre the Spanish installed a King with a speech impediment. Entile coult followed suit - didn’t dale oppose, I guess - and soon coults and countlies all ovel Eulope did the same.

[@phcusnret]

Ahmed did get too, rolling 'r's with no tongue

[@thillak87]

This man kills me with akkkkrrrmedd

[@charleskuckel3173]

Achmed: This is why we cover women in my country. SAVAGE.

[@NatalieCWilliams]

Ded!! ☠️🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@jethromc]

savage, but brilliant...the man is a comedy genius

[@Justthatguy1998]

Back when comedy was allowed to exist

[@Bobodeman]

Why did Achmed almost sound like shrek when he said 30

[@queenbarbtherockstar6218]

i would love to meet jeff dunham and achmed

[@АлиПомпов]

Achmed iS THE BEST

[@Jan-s4w]

Love 💕 watching him

[@mikeconner3684]

How hard must it he to do two accents at once?

[@hiteshadhikari]

See one video he literally did like half dozen at once

[@sopcannon]

Mel Blanc

[@bizzaroblake2519]

depends on practice, skill, and overall patience

[@danielclaw]

Okay this is funny AF!!!

[@hereschica]

Yep! It really is! lol

[@strawberrymoonphased]

"that is probably about the time the murder rate went up... Waanghlnghlwanghlnhglnghlnghlll BANG"

[@johndavis2270]

One of the best!!

[@ballybunion9]

1:44: Je-fuh-fuh _can't_ roll his rR's, but Achmed can? 🤔

[@cleverfitz779]

Good afternoon everyone

[@beckyshock3099]

Achmed FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!! Better than the one we have.

[@darkiee69]

He would kill less people too.

[@chopper680]

Or the bunker buddy but he forgot why

[@mikecross137]

Love it

[@JasonSmith-vj1de]

That was a funny joke about the bagpipes but personally I like them.

[@lindaboylan8800]

Love them brilliant

[@Chris_Of_Abyss]

I'm half Scottish and half German. Who wants to drink and brawl 😂

[@hollieC23]

I'm Scottish, and I'm learning to speak german😂

[@pandoraparadox5941]

Is that the german or the scottish in you talking?

[@OmGobay]

Borrowing Gabriel Iglesias words...Bloo..err FANTAA

[@BrickFighter13]

0:58 saving this one because this was legit funny 😂😂

[@RoyaleBryYT]

As a Scottish person I swear XDDD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jolamarion2741]

Can you make a doll and name it SOROS, jeff? 🤣

[@CeylonDiary]

Thank you ! Jeff Dunham...

[@amyicy9333]

i fooking love jeff the voices ect he dose with out moving his mouth THIS GUY IS NOT HUMAN 🤨

[@evonwilliams7502]

Achmed is a nut please send more 😘😆😊🤩

[@NurHayati-dl3pz]

ACHMEDDD WAOWWW!!!!

[@mackfarlainethebarenakedau5113]

I'd love to see him pair Achmed with Peanut. Or has he already?

[@stichhavoc88]

He’s said he can’t do those two together due to how he works peanut and the voices being too far apart from each other

[@connorclemmons8698]

stichhavoc88 But if he could do them, it’d be a nice pairing.

[@bryanjjones4163]

@@connorclemmons8698 agree

[@jonathanmosebach2921]

Or Achmed and Jose! The 2 "ethnic" characters!

[@gaynorepokwas2126]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidwolff8903]

Achmed rocks.

[@dustyhedger380]

Officer : Do you know how fast you were going ? Citizen : THERTEEE ! ? ! You damn fool ! Oughta work ?

[@tehanu3]

Jackie where are you? I’m here.. lolz

[@tylordid2695]

This is years old!!

[@evamanahan2010]

I love Achmed

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

We have a neighbour in my home town in Canada who played bagpipes a lot. Last thing I’d call annoying

[@hietala2173]

Jon Davis plays them too... it's awesome.

[@robert3715]

Danny Bhoy Scottish comedian " Bagpipes, the missing link between noise and sound "

[@blakewilliamson2566]

So glad it’s not edited.

[@billmorris2613]

Good morning from SE Louisiana 3 Aug 21.

[@kmuhammadshah7839]

Achmed I ♥️ you

[@gafia1123]

what do you think Achmed stand for ???

[@hereschica]

I bet it would be weird if Jeff were to become President of America! lol I wonder what America would be like if it were to happen?

[@charlescox290]

I wonder if this is where the idea of baby Shamus came from.

[@actemple3282]

Super cool great video ...

[@lucianoalonso4389]

0:03 to 0:30 was the best part

[@dikimoerjadi4980]

Please,add the subtitle

[@2neilas]

Helium. HELIUM!? 😄😄😄.

[@markanthonysuelacomedia5315]

Idol❤️❤️

[@stephaniediazcortez6046]

No matter where im at

[@EricFletchMagic]

Hehe...NO ok, happy freaking birthday yay -.-

[@cleofaspintolimalima1627]

Please subtitles English too,because I am Studying English using subtitles English,of course

[@ruthfoster6706]

Very good there are a lot of tv shows with closed captions

[@timoojakorpi5169]

Nice One 😅😍😂😍😍😍😍

[@lucianoalonso4389]

0:27

[@bhamdodger]

Have you ever heard of Jackie Gleason, Jackie Robinson or Jackie Cooper?

[@rosering02]

I'm in the audience!

[@stephaniediazcortez6046]

Thank God he can smell his

[@salvador201020]

Lol

[@nhmooytis7058]

NO HAGGIS!

[@jeffreyst.george292]

Someone please tell me where is URL ?

[@jacob61541]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@victoriathorne8252]

LOL

[@adambaum9732]

Our Wonderful President Trump and Jeff Dunham are Making America Great Again, AGAIN!

[@lynpowell8532]

At least Jeff Dunham is.🇺🇸

[@adambaum9732]

@@lynpowell8532 Why would you say such a nasty, NASTY comment. President Trump is the most GREATEST President in all of History, FACT!

[@boomerrob9223]

I didn't see the whole show. You have to hope he would include reference to the failed "terrorist" attack at Glasgow airport.

[@שירהאבןעזרא]

Israel!!! When are you gonna come to Israel???? Please in my life time!!

[@darkiee69]

They've been in Jerusalem. Look up "All over the map"

[@שירהאבןעזרא]

@@darkiee69 When was he here?

[@darkiee69]

@@שירהאבןעזרא 2013 or 2014

[@darkiee69]

@@שירהאבןעזרא kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6bRcqOZg7qimrM

[@שירהאבןעזרא]

@@darkiee69 Thanks.. I have seen that. It's too short.. And I still want him to come here..

[@nakulsri242]

Hi

[@raymaylone8563]

Does anyone see the similarity between Walter and Joe Biden. Brothers. Lol

[@malahammer]

And then there's trump and bubba j! The spit of each other with the same IQ. Amazing!

[@OzarkRose]

Except Walter is smart.

[@charma7183]

Ahmed your cute and cool.

[@Davepool-hs7vr]

I kilt you 😂

[@mesquitegirl2013]

👍

[@smc1942]

Like #900! Hoot man! Kin ye believe it??!!!

[@lynpowell8532]

Aye.

[@catherinebyrne1796]

💚

[@2neilas]

😆😆😆!!!

[@2neilas]

Alright, you need to get out of there, man!!! NOW! The helium will kill you!

[@ronnie2.803]

Hey Jeff Dunham…there is one skit You have NEVER DONE with Achmed…’’ Achmed gets possessed by….((Take your pick..heheheheheheh)).

[@DLC88]

Irish car bomb, boom!

[@darena1553]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NANCYAMBELLAN]

😂😅😅

[@nathanm8792]

Please for the love of God let him do Scottish accent

[@leoblaak854]

Ik zie zijn mond bewegen

[@stephaniediazcortez6046]

Thats my husband he feels my presence

[@nakulsri242]

Hi. How is the pandemic going ?

[@scanmenow9514]

I hate it

[@artchic528]

Uhhhh....it’s still going. That’s the whole problem.

[@lindaboylan8800]

Not 2 bad now my local is open

[@tishamorgan8388]

Ask Trump

[@johannacarey9642]

🤣🤣🤣

[@frankpalacio4403]

Cartoon next

[@garybaxter6668]

That was rude

[@invisible7824]

He remains me of rick

[@thekingsilverado8419]

ACHMED IS SAID TO BE DATING KATLIN JENNER.

[@sandmtnirishred]

All I could think of was the terrorists at Glasgow Airport that the citizens (John Smitten?) Beat the crap out of years ago-"Don't come to Glasgow; we'll set up right about ya". Poor Ahmed.... Making jokes at his own funeral.....

[@Nomadistar]

I was gonna post something really funny here, but I see we all just quoting Jeff, so I decided to have class & post vanilla BS, instead.