Jeff Ross Funniest Roasts of All Time

Jeff Ross is The Roastmaster General.
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[@juicelord4792]

“You look like a stripper who hates money, so you work here!” Bruh, I know she felt that joke 😂🤣😂🤣

[@1968luch]

Juice Lord 😂😂😂😂

[@mr.bender1692]

I would be willing to bet $100 she is also a stripper. I'll be honest, and cut the bullshit, I'd be willing to give her $100 to watch her cook some chicken wings.

[@hardanalljr.3138]

@@mr.bender1692 100$ for nothing lol fucking geek

[@mr.bender1692]

@@hardanalljr.3138 You're so hardcore. I wish I was as awesome you are!

[@hardanalljr.3138]

@@mr.bender1692 i already know that guy

[@in_the_pines]

Imagine the shit this guy comes up with when actually pissed at someone during an argument.

[@yinyuetrifecta]

Damnnnnn

[@fearanarchy]

Hopefully it is funny. Because it has been a long wait

[@kayceewhite]

In the Pines I would be so emotionally broken if I was his wife 😂😂😂

[@doggomcd]

@@Benevezzioficial I disagree, the actual need to insult is something magical in itself.

[@sk3reviews181]

He'd tell them to grow a pair 😂

[@Julianhulian]

He murdered jake tapper “I use your show as a nightlight” “I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget”💀💀

[@romulo353]

I'm deeead

[@ben6993]

Love it 🤣🤣

[@Scarletraven87]

SHAQ was close 2nd

[@dsrree]

Yeah they're literally sitting in the corner of a room with some green screen curtains on the walls around them. It looks good on tv but in real life I bet it looks terrible as shit.

[@Aidenhua]

@@dsrree that wasn't the joke buddy💀

[@kwymard11]

“I’m teasing you Shaq. You know that. You were great in The Green Mile” 💀💀 So good

[@mikefixac]

I didn't get the joke until I looked up The Green Mile and saw a picture of the cast. OMG, that's funny.

[@dalmnationtwitch7931]

@@mikefixac You need to watch the movie

[@MrRinre]

It's a great movie.

[@TheBrianhj]

The movie sucked dick compared to the book

[@Cathoholicism]

Why does this guy look like an entirely new person in every clip?

[@LaPride247]

age

[@pollumG]

Cuz it's a mask.

[@BlanBlan19901990]

He takes on many forms.

[@tedstyle3798]

That is called a shape shifter

[@jonahs8261]

lol

[@jasonpoletta1797]

"Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction" Dead

[@treetrunkexpress8684]

Are you ok

[@treetrunkexpress8684]

Do you need help

[@MrSpencerMcIntosh]

That one was funny asf

[@Skatefool97]

Very underrated joke

[@alexpapatonis978]

This would not fly in 2020 😂😂😂

[@ryanlemley4866]

Jeff is what happens when you quit working on your stand up and focus all of your energy on destroying hecklers. He's unbeatable. Love every word that comes out of his mouth.

[@Ro7ard]

"He's an Arab if that helps" I swear if the afterlife exists, the management there are already looking for a way to send him back lol. RIP Norm

[@jammiiee]

tremendous

[@SF-ko7hm]

It does bud, if that answers your question

[@justlift213]

As a half Lebanese man, i died laughing cause it definitely helps. R.I.P Norm 🐐

[@Sandesh98147]

"I use your show as night light" Single most brutal line in this entire compilation.

[@jjryan1352]

Lifted wholesale from Don Rickles' act.

[@XxMusclecarsxX]

seen hostage videos with a bigger budget hahahaa

[@cjsnappi1535]

“I didn’t know you shop at forever 41... you look great.”

[@markladenheim5352]

@@jjryan1352 Was going to say the exact same thing. Wonder if Rickles was still alive at the time.

[@ghoststrad2000]

I thought what he said to the talk show host in the beginning was more brutal “is this tonight’s monologue?” And lifted up the trash can “garbage”

[@Daily_Bassist]

People are overlooking “I’ve seen younger faces on cash.” Top tier joke

[@MakeitStop-er5kx]

Norm McDonald is doing his absolute best to hold it together, RIP to that legend, I would have lost it when he said that guy, "looks like Orville Redenbacher's fluffer"!

[@jtothed3318]

the most roastable guy on earth overcame his vulnerability of being roasted by becoming the king of roasting

[@JamesonEst1780]

I think the king of roasting had to go to Don Rickles! Though, I agree with everything else you said! 😂

[@jasperverwijs8834]

Mmm' indeed

[@natebowman1190]

Why am I now in the mood for roast beef?

[@FirstLast-sy3rj]

JamesonEst1780 DR was definitely The Godfather of roasts but all-time, I’ll nominate the late, great, Greg Geraldo.

[@jamal_khan]

The Roast Master General

[@tough4129]

He looks like a real life Simpson's character

[@AfroCuban4life]

😄😄🔥

[@anaa9245]

Nice roast lol

[@ichigoisthegoat]

Be careful if he sees this he's gonna roast you hard

[@davidfincher9705]

@@ichigoisthegoat Lol 😂 he is probably gonna prepare a speech for him ,

[@williambradford1603]

@@davidfincher9705 spot on spot on

[@Maan77777]

7:14 that part is just hillarious. "Oh my god there's kids,run!run!" I died at that😂😂😂😂

[@dukezilla3471]

😂

[@TheBINIBALL]

"You're like Amy Winehouse if she went to rehab" That was beautiful lmao. Ryan Stiles being Kramer lite is underrated af haha

[@darkfeather6857]

"Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" That joke alone was worth the price of admission.

[@ethanners6605]

I don't get it

[@benjaminhould627]

Are you trolling? Lol

[@ethanners6605]

@@arturgrzenkowicz5750 ohhhh

[@ethanners6605]

@@arturgrzenkowicz5750 lmaoo thats messed up

[@flyingmonkey8245]

@@ethanners6605 nah it’s a funny joke

[@Bruh-vs1qv]

“Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school.” Oh my God.

[@jnate2001]

Says the comedian lmao

[@emmankianga9082]

She needs pain killers for that burn 😂

[@corybalogh8448]

Dias06 No they aren’t

[@KarlHerzog]

@Dias06 He should've said longer though.

[@tdestroyer4780]

What an elitest peice of shit to be honest.

[@user-cb2lz8yy9s]

He can dish it with out offending people. He has a way with comedy. I like when he messes with people and then turns into a marshmallow and adds class to humble the people he’s roasting. He’s a good guy.

[@mail-qh2qc]

The 2 girls that he made the yahoo joke about and said no one knows you can tell we're offended. The most offended was the girl in the red dress he said takes her clothes off when the director says action. The women beside her looked pissed too

[@user-cb2lz8yy9s]

@@mail-qh2qcIt’s Jeff Ross, come on. You can’t take him seriously. He ROASTS people. If he roasts you; you should feel lucky. My humble opinion. It’s just what he does…besides, the best part, you could make fun of him in hundreds of ways back and he would just laugh.

[@mml0082]

I hung out with him for a couple weeks and he’s the funniest most chill guy ever,, usually comedians you meet in person have a dark intense side to them that they mask with comedy

[@frankiefavero1666]

I'm seeing him and Dave Chappelle tonight! Beyond exited!

[@TonyHavenMusic]

Jeff Ross reads a room so so well, he can be racist to a group of people and get pure honest laughter, legend

[@efishta]

A good roaster does that - see Don Rickles' videos here for a taste of old school roasting. What I find unique about Jeff is that he gets away with the racial stuff in an era of political correctness.

[@bsherder]

3:28 That is so true. No way i could imagine saying it in a way that makes it funny. EDIT: I meant the way he presented that as a joke was funny.

[@user-nj1zu2nf1x]

Being racist?um, no. It's called funny is funny. If it was racist people wouldn't laugh

[@TonyHavenMusic]

@@user-nj1zu2nf1x for every racist joke there's someone who didn't laugh and wrote in an official complaint, it's normal, all I'm saying is there's so many comedians that can't phrase things or approach race based comedy the way he does, I really like him

[@samuelaurora3632]

bsherder that wasn’t a racist joke, rather “you’re an oversized human and look like a gorilla” joke. You could say the same to Brock Lesnar for example. Although he may punch you..

[@johnnyfiveo]

"i use your show as a nightlight" "I've seen bigger budgets in hostage videos" comedy gold

[@Br-sy9vi]

I loved that part 😂

[@NotYourTypicalLakersFan]

Bro I watch your channel

[@renthevillain1885]

Just imagineing jeff ross snoring to his show at 3 at night is fucking hilarious

[@EpicBunty]

That guy asked for it lol

[@treetops6438]

7:21 another golden one!

[@leviriordan7183]

I like how the jokes come hard enough that he says compliments at the same time to balance out the emotions😁

[@ebruceii]

One of the few people left on this planet who can never be canceled.

[@Cartnite3]

“I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget.” 😭

[@dantedt3931]

😂😂😂

[@PonyBoy1776]

If that ain't the truth

[@danielprovost]

That one got me too. Honestly to come up with these jokes, your life has revolve around comedy 24/7. Brilliant!

[@ufcknockouts07]

"It looks like Trump built a wall around only you" haha

[@wallacedeveer077]

"Dancing with the vaguely familiar" lmaoooo

[@craz8876]

I actually lol I’m that one

[@painkiller1968]

offoffoffoff?

[@busyb5107]

Killed them with that one

[@noahpatton9276]

Aughyeee.... ask yahoo

[@Bugneedfix]

Made their career relevant again

[@TenthElementGraphics]

"They don't make 'em like the used to" is a term that gets thrown around a lot, but when you look at Jeff Ross he really does take you back to the golden age of comedy.

[@the8wave]

Jeff Ross is the king of roasting people.

[@rustynugget2288]

20 seconds in and more funny than amy schumer's entire career

[@isaiahcampbell5657]

and it's also original jokes unlike amy schumer's career

[@HookedCamper]

Rusty Nugget Amen To that

[@scottielambert9312]

Get over it for God's sake. You boys who get piss yourself scared over women who dont fit your sad 1950s mold.

[@isaiahcampbell5657]

@@scottielambert9312 what does that have to do with her not being funny i mean she is still not funny

[@scottielambert9312]

@@isaiahcampbell5657 I believe she is, it's clearly not for incels and I get that, but she is empirically funny. Dont give a fuck what trump supporting incels dont like, I enjoy it.

[@modiggady]

"I use your show as a nightlight" the savagness is real🤣🤣🤣

[@moathalsaif5592]

This is Don Rickles old joke - not original by Jeff, and he uses many of Don jokes in this video.

[@keithbaggetta2374]

Mo Diggady I thought that part was the best haha

[@jeroengaruda4300]

@@moathalsaif5592 That's not true

[@selvmortsydd]

Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here? That was savage..hahaha

[@ScotchOffTheRocks]

“He’s an Arab, if that helps,” I fucking love Norm 😂

[@richard_nj]

He went from looking 38 to 65 real fast

[@ItsBinhRepaired]

Don't people usually rate people out of 10? So...the jokes upped his appeal 27% for you? Lol jk

[@techmaniac69]

@@ItsBinhRepaired are u actually that dumb. There talking about his age

[@roper2334]

techmaniac69 lmao they’re 😂

[@techmaniac69]

@@roper2334 pathetic get a life grammar Nazi

[@mitcht1026]

i mean.. its kinda true. but all those clips where he looked 38 were like 1998-2000 ish.. and his new stuff where he's fat and bald is 2015+ so.. 15 years of booze and smokes can do that

[@oscarbainbridge8656]

"your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" he would get crucified in 2019 for that one hahaha

[@oo7moses]

Good thing he didn't tweet it, or they would go back as many years as it takes and still get him for it!

[@thesweboy2873]

Difference is that he is famous.

[@eazy1174]

Racial undertones? Sorry I legit dont know

[@prncssdi83]

I about died laughing. I miss the days when people weren't looking to be outraged about everything and could take a joke.

[@paradoxlust]

Go watch the opening 15 minutes of Eddie Murphy's Delirious. "The faggot section" holy shit that would never fly today. Law/lay of the land.

[@wamrainc176]

This man is a true comedian genius, Most of his quips are hilarious and ingenious

[@jackpotjoey8828]

He uses the forever 41 joke often, and it’s perfect. It cuts so deep to all those who are pretending they’re battling a midlife crisis, and they think they look hip. The perfect one liner in those situations

[@michaelr7254]

"Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction!" Dead.

[@reggiebrownjr9105]

Funniest one here lol 😂👌

[@clapadamclap]

that one was stone cold savage!

[@flinchless]

That was Don Rickles funny

[@chrissearl2376]

I cant stand Robin but she took that so well lol

[@monitoler5721]

If he said that now the internet would literally burst in flames 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@137Official]

“You don’t recognize him? He was on To Catch a Predator.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that had me rolllllling

[@yellowblanka6058]

That poor guy probably got ragged on constantly due to that bit, lol.

[@aaronjames5276]

I laughed so hard. That was awesome. :)

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

Please and thank you.

[@kman8749]

This guy is amazing. Improv stand up, can't beat it. He is a legend. I wish I was as quick and witty as him.

[@DanGolik]

“Orville Redenbacker’s fluffer” was really creative

[@taylor2811]

“You guys look like the bland girls” LMAOOOOO

[@TheRockLobsterMafia]

Oh my God TARA RIED!

[@dimeen]

Haha they were so fucking offended

[@brandonrice1124]

I dont think i could have said that to those girls good thing he has cameras around because without them they might have kicked his ass.

[@LettuceBunnies]

@@dimeen so good to watch

[@ferd31]

@@brandonrice1124 kicked his ass really?

[@youmustpaythetrolltoll8517]

"You're dressed like you're going to paint the set" gets me every time.

[@Celtics20]

Then he tries to change the subject right away.. 😂

[@anthonyontv1061]

That was a great line, I love Norm though.

[@nathanwilliams4005]

@@anthonyontv1061 Norm is a great sport, he loved it.

[@Cherokeechuck9]

"He can't help himself"

[@davec3717]

He's great. The Buddy Holly/Barney Rubble bit had me in tears the first time I heard it.

[@JaydenLawson]

This is what 2021 and beyond needs

[@slugoz7709]

"OMG, THERE'S KIDS, RUN!" LOL THAT'S SO DARK.

[@s.r8042]

Yeah, damn

[@velzun8075]

Michael Jackson was the only one who didn't laugh 💀

[@brianrogers8122]

i fucking died hahahha

[@Vixey_Starr]

Messed up

[@water8756]

I don't want to be that guy but I kinda don't get it

[@FaZeTenSe]

“Is this the window you jump out of when the ratings come in” 🤣🤣😭

[@Posijax]

Not only are his burns brilliant, but he always seems to somehow integrate compassion and admiration into them... A true craftsman... Roast on J.R.

[@jhyland87]

"I've seen younger faces on cash" lmao

[@jbg71384]

"I've seen younger faces on cash!" LMFAO, that was great.

[@keitheilish7983]

Is no one going to talk about the Micheal Jackson roast? “Oh my god there’s kids, run kids run!”

[@jjryan1352]

Lame. The whole MJ child molester thing is a media hit job. Or from Norm on SNL news. For the short version watch Chappelle. For the long detailed version watch the 3-part series by Razorfist on the Rageaholic channel.

[@David-kl7to]

I was looking for this lmao

[@takerfan4ever]

@@jjryan1352 Mj was obviously innocent.. but it's still funny

[@tddouble9412]

@@takerfan4ever no he wasn't lol

[@takerfan4ever]

@@tddouble9412 b4 u further embarrass yourself.. google the trial and results.

[@yamilevska]

"I Google you people and said.... ask Yahoo" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@neoibelievematrix2719]

Since day 1 I've always loved this man and his humor... not many got it at the beginning than he blew big!! Dudes awesome and a legend in his bragging rights and the original roast master salute my brotha o7

[@spaghetti5694]

“Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school” BRUTAL

[@sam04019491]

That should actually be “longer” than you spent in high school. Because if her shorts are very short, then she should have spent less time in high school. Her time in high school should be the shorter thing.

[@Corsayr]

@@sam04019491 drop out

[@robertburbulea8503]

@@sam04019491 explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.You understand it better but the frog dies

[@RockyPalermo1]

@@robertburbulea8503 That is f-ing brilliant

[@satorougojo]

@@robertburbulea8503 The frog was always dead

[@KayzokuGaming]

The "dancing with the vaguely familiar" joke killed me

[@shutterap5812]

Tristan Courty same I lost it hahhahahaha

[@Juice-ig3jz]

The look of how uncomfortable the crowd was made it better! lol

[@GeekedOutNeckbeard]

I don't even know who those 3 were even supposed to be

[@billyashworth3944]

Steve-O in the background had me cracking up too

[@josepartida1711]

I think they think they’re more famous than they actually are...so the truth hurt 😂

[@kimosabe6272]

I honestly didn't realize he's been doing roasts for so damn long. No wonder he's the Roast Master!

[@brickbrigade2760]

“Shaq your knuckles are scraped, you walk here?” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@noahtv2941]

This person sounds like both Rick and Morty.

[@ilan4837]

NoahTV wow

[@shaneward7836]

Actually Rick and Morty is one person

[@jamesrickard7234]

Thos person whos name is in the title

[@albatros280]

Sounds like Saul Goodman too

[@zino618]

I think Rick and Morty are voiced by the same person

[@alexcarey8005]

"Your knuckles look scratched, did you walk here"

[@wsredtyui]

@Dozo He compared the guy to a gorilla i think xd

[@alexcarey8005]

Dodi he has long arms

[@alexcarey8005]

*Dodo

[@alexcarey8005]

*Dozo

[@lt4324]

@Dozo gorilla's usually move on "all fours"

[@mikefixac]

In high school, there was a kid who would just go up to people in the lounge and start cutting them down. He'd bring them up to the point where they were ready to kick his ass, then he'd tone it down. Then he'd just ramp it right back up. Everyone around would just be laughing their asses off. He was an ugly dude with a great comedic face, probably the funniest guy I've ever met in person.

[@johnward5404]

I must say, when you compile his work… he is almost certainly the best roaster EVER. I can’t even imagine how many jokes he has rattling around in is skull.

[@diegozavaleta1661]

"I've seen hostage videos with a bigger budget" LMFAO

[@ballin1394]

for some reason I thought of CNN..

[@growing367]

lol ISIS videos

[@jayu9642]

Lool i laughed and cringed so hard

[@terrorbilly2520]

previous roast was good as well: "I use your show as nightlight" lol

[@eddieanderson9399]

that explains the good ratings, many people probably keep it on for a nightlight for that reason lol

[@edyoung4450]

“Blacker roots than kunta kinte” 😂

[@Daniel-js2dk]

richard dalaney Not even remotely funny. Triggered?

[@ickdon7999]

Dead Inside And, he liked his own comment. Someone had to i guess🤷‍♂️

[@yayo4478]

As a black man I approve of this joke

[@cottonballsjoe]

...alright see you at home 🤣

[@ihavenoidea2616]

Dead Inside Dude tried to make a simple joke, bombed but still why do you people always think someones triggered?

[@paulplack490]

Love the shots of reactions from the audience when he's roasting Shaq. This was really funny!

[@markkulyas2418]

Finally a comedian that actually made me laugh.

[@furymaster8139]

“You look like Harry Potter’s accountant” I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@adamdesanti6713]

"You look like Orville Redenbacher's... fluffer."

[@CaptClapz]

“Wow, it’s like Trump built a wall around just you.” 🤣

[@rafaelnacha1788]

This one has me dying

[@theloveguru7520]

Yupppp

[@daniellee1722]

That was gold

[@havokchaos6882]

Norm one of the funniest comedians ever, you will be missed my friend.

[@shaybamford8194]

Shaq you were great in the green mile absolute gold 😂😂

[@smul8771]

By watching this video, i learned that he pretty much makes three jokes and then shuts up. So he doesn't offend people 😂

[@lucaschauvet5174]

nah im pretty sure they find his jokes and himself personally more funny than how offended they actually are

[@KingVikidin]

comedy comes in 3's

[@Magerquark]

he definitely takes his time to see their reaction good move cause some of them were really hard hitting lol

[@horse-4598]

I wish he would do a fourth sometimes but people are sensitive

[@onestepbeyond7240]

One of Jeffs funniest jabs was about comedian Alan King. " Alan's been around since the Beatles . Not the band,. the life form"

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

Damn.

[@youtubisashoe]

At the Smith roast he calls Jamie a crossdresser basically, guess all good comedy is based in reality

[@fightfannerd2078]

Live Wire lol is there a clip of that

[@onestepbeyond7240]

@@fightfannerd2078 Yes . It's somewhere out there ... I think it might have been the best of..?

[@onestepbeyond7240]

@@fightfannerd2078 The drew carey roast

[@davidasher3624]

You know you're a legend when you roast literally everyone and never being called a racist or a sexist. That's a tough achievement to get in this modern era. Fucking hilarious, lol

[@Justin14379]

It’s good to see norm just appreciating his pure nonsense that he makes up on the spot

[@lifeandsea651]

"Drew Carey is to comedy.... what Mariah Carey is to comedy"

[@itsneverlupus5544]

I don't get it

[@itsneverlupus5544]

I dont get it

[@thelastmemphian]

H.L mariah carey isn’t a comedian.

[@guillermolopez7727]

Nothing

[@jakejones6652]

H.L then you’re a fucking idiot

[@MeepMeep88]

2:13 "This aint a roast, this a BBQ" LOLL holy shiiiiiot.

[@cuterabbit8498]

That wasn't the bad part.

[@lifestraight]

Not fuckin' with the racist jokes

[@stevesilverstone4385]

​@@lifestraight People like you make those jokes even funnier.

[@lifestraight]

@@stevesilverstone4385 I get you. Just like jokes about palefaces and cops being pigs.

[@stevesilverstone4385]

@@lifestraight Let's hear one

[@maccyd53]

Every six months or so I re-watch this 'cause it's gotta be the funniest thing...In. The. World.

[@davidpadilla2925]

“I use your show as a night light” 😂 ☠️

[@Unpluggedx89]

"I use your show as a nightlight." Lmao don't we all

[@Dominian1]

Wouldn't watch Jake Tapper if he was the only person left reporting the news.

[@leonrififi3543]

Sounds like a Don Rickles joke

[@oliverclothesoff3219]

@@leonrififi3543 That's cuz it is lol

[@KidAfro29]

"your like a stripper who hates money thata why you work here" "those shorts are shorter then the time you spent in highschool" xD dead af

[@CauseImFlawless]

best one

[@mezachris6]

Yeah I watched the video too

[@quinseiffert6484]

Chris lmfao yea i was abt to say, no way i missed that part

[@tpbfangirl]

She went home that day and cried 😂

[@egg-iu3fe]

she was shook

[@Booleanaal]

"oh my god there's kids. RUN! RUN!!" lmaooooo

[@arthurlyampensha8347]

"Those are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school." Bruh! I felt that, quite brutal but hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@steventurous9000]

Looks at blonde "you have blacker roots than Kunta Kinte" LMFAO

[@Gqgeorge1453]

Jesus she’s a dime tho

[@buyzaxbys1774]

@@Gqgeorge1453 looked trans to me

[@AbuHajarAlBugatti]

@@Gqgeorge1453 fake blondes are ethnically appropriating my people and are disgusting

[@beastvader]

@@AbuHajarAlBugatti Lool your username

[@thomashardy7961]

He said Kunta Kinte without blushing. Lol.

[@leonmorales5744]

"they broke their backs carrying jerry seinfield for eight years" Fact

[@Lawgang94]

While I do love the show I always thought it would be nothing without ol' Costanza... Ain't really care for Kramer too much.

[@Joker-qr5se]

Seinfeld the show was a assembled piece but yeah Jerry was definitely the weakest link of it yet he is the richest from it.

[@ElvenMans]

I never got that joke, until i starting watching the show recently 😂

[@yourmomsbox7455]

@@Joker-qr5se so many typos in one factual post

[@DEEPMUCH]

He's a genius at writing comedy....he wrote his cast the best lines.

[@AnthonySherritt]

I LOVE Jeff Ross. II was once at a party with him, Fred Willard and Joanne Worley. I have a picture and it's one of my favorites EVER!

[@AttilatheThrilla]

His roast on Emmitt Smith is absolutely legendary

[@Iceman300c]

5:55 he makes a joke about Ron Jeremy being "stoned to death" and Jeremy is so f'd up that he has to ask the woman next to him what the joke was

[@dustinb1070]

Ron fell asleep twice during that show. Bo Burnham got him too.

[@minto420]

@@dustinb1070 man can sleep 23 hours a day now lol

[@bresidentpoejiden8253]

I think he has narcolepsy. In an interview with Hansen he kept falling asleep

[@dustinb1070]

He seemed like a good dude. I worked a club he came to when they had a little tour of famous porn stars. While I was there the dancers and female patrons kept coming on to him. He turned them all down like a pro. Ron and Bridget the midget are just fun and good time magnets.....you know when he's awake.

[@Oh6Torch]

I’m sure he went right back to sleep thinking, “Whatever, I still have the biggest stick in the room.”

[@Morris3720]

Dudeeee this is good! “Oh look Michael there’s kids!! Run!!” Lmfao

[@kylehadfield9195]

not that funny considering the truth...

[@omarxtyson1448]

Kyle Hadfield it’s even funnier considering the truth LOL

[@AfroCuban4life]

😃😆😅

[@whocares4444]

Oh yea don’t make the rich pedophile feel bad with a joke.

[@sinoverlord409]

It's hilarious how the hooters girl is the most replayed part of this video 😂. I love when hooters girls would tell customers they weren't allowed to give their number out 😂. I personally knew this was BS because I've had my fair share of hooter girls

[@TheBluesnbob]

DWTS was spot on!

[@coreycassidy1]

“You look like Amy winehouse if she went to rehab” yooo she was big mad

[@DoubleMonoLR]

That's kind of a weird one though, she looked fine before she had problems with drugs & alcohol.

[@johnf.hebert1409]

Certain casting directors usually have a stick up their ass though

[@Artdeepmind]

I think that was more of a compliment than roast :D

[@ericksonjustinAK]

That was one of the few that was actually a complement. I judge her for being offended.

[@Sessho4]

“I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget!!” Boooyyyy 💀💀💀💀

[@SportsBoss999]

"Hey, Shaq, your knuckles look scraped. Did you walk here?" and "Everyone dreams of being a Dallas Cowboy. But the only one who came close was Monique". Priceless.

[@dehvin_shortly]

Jeff Ross is the most hilarious dude ever. 💯

[@anthonytrevino8587]

Everyone gangsta until Jeff Ross grabs a mic and your in his line of sight

[@jefersonvilaede]

that "action, she takes her clothes off" didnt go too well with the dad

[@elizabethgeorge168]

"I've seen younger faces on cash" 🤣🤣

[@sajithks97]

I didn't understand this.. could you kindly explain

[@HajgarexhiaKosovar]

@@sajithks97 the presidents are on cash and they look younger than the people who were at the place

[@sajithks97]

@@HajgarexhiaKosovar hahahahhaa

[@uservemewell]

"This isn't a roast. It's a rot!"

[@Dnmk2007]

@@sajithks97 on bank notes are former presidents who were alive hundred years ago. So saying they have younger faces than the people in the room means the one on the room are really old.

[@AC-Ninja]

Just a legend in the making. Legend.

[@perezroman6577]

If you close your eyes, you can hear Saul Goodman roasting people

[@charlesburns7391]

What the fuck

[@Priyovizion]

The Michael Jackson part "Oh my God there's kids run run!"

[@seattlesneakerhead2526]

Riorarshan lmao I was lookin for this comment

[@DrProfessorWeed]

I legitimately spit out the Snapple I was drinking that shit was so funny lmao.

[@timhanby5662]

Seattle Sneakerhead lmao same

[@lekhapratap1652]

Sslpslpslspslspdldldddldldl yum yum dim sum

[@warpath6666]

Did you hear that Walmart is having a Michael Jackson sale? .... Little boys pants are half off LOL!!! 😅😅😅😅

[@RossCampoli]

It’s not just the roasts, but something about his delivery brings his victim in on the joke and gets them laughing too. Total masterclass

[@jack321gogogo4]

Its just because they know their on camera. Do this without a camera and you get punched in the face a lot.

[@arthurdurham]

I think it also has to do with him not being "conventially attractive". It doesn't feel punching down in a sense to people

[@sleepeejack]

Don Rickles vibes

[@TheTenCentStory]

@@jack321gogogo4 Most people aren't inbred monoloids.

[@timmothyjennings]

they have to laugh. it would kill the mood otherwise. they're working just as hard as Jeff.

[@oskarfunes2505]

The Shaq knuckles joke, oh lord 😂😂😂

[@justinlaporte9414]

Wow this guy is AWESOME!!!! love it!

[@jachimpilgrim945]

Your knuckles looked scraped did you walk here lmaooo

[@NICKandJAMEScomedy]

I don't get that one

[@erikkillmonger5624]

He's suggesting that he drags his knuckles when he walks. A knuckle-dragger is a really dumb, primitive person.

[@alsayedjalal]

@@NICKandJAMEScomedy he explained it like 5 seconds later dude

[@CoachBestTH]

Thank you so much man. I've been asking about this joke for so long.

[@BuckfastConsumer]

Had me that one ahaha