I read the terrible Episode IX pitch where Rey is a robot

[@skeletiano]

this was all to make c3po straight

[@thatonelucariofan503]

In that case they’re fighting a losing battle.

[@Humorless_Wokescold]

Nah, this just makes him bi I think

[@renderwren4284]

@@Humorless_Wokescold You've heard of I, Robot. Now get ready for Bi, Robot!!!

[@IKIGAIofficial]

c3po was our favorite gay robot!!!

[@stranger59]

That would be the biggest retcon of all time.

[@NotTheAntichrist]

I like that Rey has to throw Luke a light saber when there are presumably hundreds of light sabers all over the floor from all the dead snokes.

[@Zurrke]

Not only that, but as Jenny said, is there not a way for Luke to almost magically put any of the available sabers into his hand almost instantly?

[@robcrowe11]

I want to see that scene! Plus Lea and Rey saying, did a VERY Mature Fanboy write this?

[@idiotcube]

@@Zurrke The Force theme swells triumphantly as Luke forms a Katamari ball of lightsabers around himself.

[@Snottle1]

Any way to get their digs in, the insecurity is palpable.

[@Zurrke]

@@idiotcube a veritable dervish, if you will

[@FeebleBird903]

If I ever wrote the line, "Luke kills another Snoke" I would immediately stop and delete the entire script.

[@cadenglass1387]

.... it is the plot to monsters vs aliens

[@KOTEBANAROT]

this will happen in Star War Two

[@carodame9419]

that's some good instincts u got there

[@Margolias]

Then you are a coward.

[@soyouresaying7814]

It's Like Poetry, They Rhyme...

[@carodame9419]

"a younger, muscular and even handsome figure that we recognise as Snoke" is the most cursed sentences I ever heard

[@evies.1018]

I feel like ADF has some...interesting thoughts about Snoke after reading that.

[@sdagoth3037]

He was a big man.

[@z-beeblebrox]

Basically it's Handsome Squidward in the shape of Snoke

[@stranger59]

There will be fanfiction of this. And his hair will be GLORIOUS.

[@cartoonishidealism582]

Daddy Snokey

[@darealslimshady702]

han solos ghost appears during the battle and delivers a final line: “snokes… why’d it have to be snokes” before putting on a strangely out of place looking fedora

[@adamgreenspan4988]

And then the ghost of Mace Windu shows up and yells, “I want these m*****f***in’ Snokes off this m*****f***in’ planet!”

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@adamgreenspan4988 he’s not even in a robe. It’s just Jackson in his street clothes, wielding a lightsaber

[@carolb8974]

A scene from the lego version of this screenplay

[@unicornman147]

@@adamgreenspan4988 "Enough is ENOUGH! I have HAD it with these motherfucking Snokes on this motherfucking astral plane!"

[@yeethittter1285]

Lego Star Wars

[@valdisv4892]

"Snoke, I'm very concerned with your behaviour. Come meet me at the chemical factory so we can discuss it further" -Obi-Wan

[@patrickchoque7720]

😭😭😭 oh godddd rip muscle Snoke

[@wenbluepirate3954]

@@patrickchoque7720 rip ripped snoke

[@izzysauls7737]

I can only imagine that this is a text sent through the Star Wars equivalent of Facebook messenger

[@violatyrant]

it’s significantly funnier when u take into account that obi-wan would be literally a teenager bc he’s like 20 in ep 1

[@starduststriker8792]

@@violatyrant obi-wan conducts force bible studies in the chemical factory so it was the first place he thought of

[@zoe_astra]

Imagine if the whole movie was just everyone passive-aggressively bullying Poe, constantly sending him on pointless missions just to get him out of the way. It just turns into Mean Girls.

[@evies.1018]

It ends with Hux getting pushed in front of a space bus 😂

[@ghostgabe81]

You can't sit with us

[@kristaygayle]

Or a Parks and Rec situation where Poe becomes the Jerry of the group

[@yaliztrinidad4571]

Zoe I haven’t even seen the new one but I vote to replace it with this

[@love2grovel72]

invader zim

[@rnezz1310]

the confidence to say to a published article "oh just read my fanfiction" is just astounding. need me some of that.

[@ColdHawk]

BE CAREFUL ICARUS!

[@violatyrant]

same energy as that girl who handed out flyers for her fanfiction at a train station in middle school

[@jessicasoucy6474]

This is some Tina Belcher energy

[@PassiveNights]

To be fair, his Splinter of the Mind’s Eye is the first official piece of Star Wars media

[@adriox23]

R_ Nezz if you’re a professional, it’s not called fanfiction. It’s called “a treatment”

[@superonions22]

“I really want to know what a sober R2 looks like” So would R2’s wife and kids 😔

[@NutellaMosley]

That's scarily in character for R2D2

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

So would C3PO tbh

[@OtseisRagnarok]

@@Picking.a.name.is.hard1 you mean 3PO isn't R2's wife?

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

@@OtseisRagnarok I mean he's his husband, I would say.

[@Phourc]

Glad I'm not the only one who took that to mean that at all other times, R2 is just completely smashed haha.

[@dollsy2778]

Kylo Ren, who idolizes his grandpa, a man who could not live without a machine imbeded in his chest, recoils in abject horror at a lady with some droid stuff in her head.

[@ckwk_yt]

And his hero also had to have all of his limbs replaced with cybernetics but noooo

[@jeyyran]

I like that the droid part is somehow the biggest problem in this situation, not the fact that her skull is fucking cut open

[@GamerPony]

Kylo Ren quickly palms his crotch, desperate to hide his raging boner. Rey was perfection.

[@ZiggyWSB]

How is that even a conclusion for Kylo Ren. His Death and opposition to Rey in the end is because of character traits, that were never established before.

[@ThePennyVlogz]

And somebody please tell me how her being part droid is an explanation for why she is force sensitive

[@andrewv.9142]

maybe each Snoke clone gets progressively smaller hence the door

[@SwitchelSweets]

Andrew V. Matry-Snoke-shka dolls

[@anonymousdratini]

Would you rather fight one snoke sized duck, or 100 duck sized snokes?

[@evies.1018]

anonymousdratini That question suddenly makes much more sense 😂

[@retrogamingcommentary4163]

And then Little Snoke A Took the hat off his head. “It is good I have some one To help me,” he said. “This is Little Snoke B. And I keep him about, And when I need help Then I let him come out." apologies to Dr. Seuss

[@ThreadBomb]

Final Snoke is so small he rides in on a midichlorian.

[@ewok0075]

I love how Kylo is racist against robot part people when just two films earlier he was the archbishop of the church of Vader.

[@ShaunCheah]

When you're just out of a breakup and you can't stand that thought of your ex or anyone like him.

[@silverkyre]

Yeah I kept thinking that he would just like Rey even more if he found out she was part droid.

[@guyr3618]

"Part-droid. Hybrid. Monster. WILL YOU MARRY ME?!"

[@ThreadBomb]

@@guyr3618 I lol'd. Classic Kylo.

[@AndromedaKai]

This comment had me crying, archbishop of the church of Vader lol I'm dead

[@realainsmcf]

“You’re really just going to squander your entire runtime backpedaling and retconning things that bugged you in the last movie?” Well… this aged well

[@somedude3390]

watching this video in the far off year of 2023 and yeah lol I came here to say the exact same thing

[@nathanielreichert4638]

Great foretelling of events on her part 😂

[@TiasVsEverything]

Epic foreshadowing.

[@sithdude2436]

It's genuinely funny that this fanfic predicted the cloning thing and inexplicable power from dual-weilding lightsabers

[@PinkSkunkSleepy]

Good thing they didn't do that silly Snoke clone thing in the real movie ha ha

[@PolarPhantom]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAkillmeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@catmun5387]

Ehhh. At least it kinda worked

[@jacobmaher7201]

Cat Mun Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh did it though?

[@eido4220]

Jacob Maher it did not

[@stanconnorstan4266]

I saw it after this video...I was genuinely concerned over it morphing into a story that vaguely resembled this

[@joemcginnis5214]

So reys backstory is she had a lumpy head and because of her goofy head shape her parents left her ... omg I can’t stop laughing

[@captainnermy5608]

Joe Mcginnis “I’m sorry, my daughter, your head is just too lumpy, we’re abandoning you.”

[@finnsword8286]

But not before paying for some risky exclusive surgery to fix said lumpy head.

[@ShaunCheah]

I like how the fix for lumpy head was not simply smooth head, but rather robot brain.

[@im19ice3]

multiple alien species they live amongst: *all sorts of unimaginable shapes and sizes* rey's parents: ew bumpy human

[@msmslatinclass4959]

Phrenology exists in star wars, curious

[@sweettea-ms7ex]

I imagine that theres 11 curtains and each one has a snoke behind it and everytime one get killed they all start gigging. And they're like "he's gonna be so surprised by this".

[@BinaryPrime]

I pictured the scene from The Matrix where Neo is in a park and tons of Agent Smiths are flooding into the court and Neo is hitting them all with a pole, but with Snokes, Luke, and spinny light sabers.

[@crosseightyeight]

I imagine them arguing over who's next, like in "The Coneheads." "You're next!" "No, he's next!!"

[@sweettea-ms7ex]

@@crosseightyeight you think they would hang with each other. Like picture snoke saying this at the table, "pass the blue milk please." And then another would say, "this is my blue milk go find your own." It's ten times as funny if you imagine them saying it dramatically.

[@greenyawgmoth]

@@BinaryPrime This is exactly what I pictured too. This whole thing is kind of "what if The Matrix sequels but with lightsabers?"

[@dasfowler]

@@sweettea-ms7ex And then one of them is Greg Kinnear.

[@chrysanthemum7391]

"A younger, muscular, and even handsome figure that we recognize as... C3PO."

[@D34TH_D4WN]

“Killed me? Yes you did. Want to kill me again?” Is legitimately the funniest way you could react to your apprentice who killed you saying that you’re supposed to be dead so props to this guy for at least making it so funny

[@theengine]

Idk. I liked "Wouldn't you like to know!?!??"

[@ardenno5172]

weather boy...

[@atocanboi409]

Kylo Ren: hey, wanna see me kill Snoke? *wanna see me do it again?*

[@canadiankiller19]

@@atocanboi409 I’lL FuCkEn dO IT aGaIN!!

[@ErebosGR]

Didn't GLaDOS basically say that in Portal 2?

[@grahamrichardson9620]

I'll wait for "Trapped In A Island With Adam Driver," thank you very much.

[@MyssBlewm]

He'll punch trees because there are no walls in the island.

[@CowMaster9001]

Can John Williams do sultry sax while also rehashing his most famous work?

[@kailomonkey]

I've used the term "in a island" among people who have no idea what I'm referencing

[@Amsayy]

Psionic Tarrasque I cant wait to read about Adam driver re-enacting his time on Girls

[@Andidrew4ty2]

It’s ON Long Island duhhh

[@culwin]

Snoke fights in a chemical factory? Isn't that the origin of the Joker? The Snoker?

[@bluezebra8675309]

And plastic man And two face, I think Honestly you'd think they'd put up a sign or something (Edit: nope, it was a purposeful splash of acid aimed at Harvey.)

[@ChupeTTe]

Snooker

[@stormthrush37]

lmao

[@davidkippy101]

The Killing Snoke

[@sarahs6712]

@@bluezebra8675309 .j.

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

I love how Rey having cybernetic parts is meant to be shocking ..like General Grievous is literally just eyeballs, a brain and a pair of lungs 😂😂😂

[@dead_byte]

It’s just _so_ inconsequential too. Like, the story treats it like it’s a big deal, but like, having a partially robot brain doesn’t seem to alter her behavior or really any significant part of her. Apparently for some inexplicable reason it makes her more proficient with the force, and that’s just… so stupid. Like, the “robot” part is basically just like… cosmetic, isn’t it? To cover up the dent in her head? It sounds less like a “robot” brain and more like a metal rock that they crudely shoved into the hole in her head, and then covered that up with some presumably flesh-like material. It didn’t actually replace her brain, right? At least I assume it didn’t considering she can apparently live without it perfectly fine, and she just looks disfigured. Also, I’m sure this would have also been a _great_ confidence booster for the disabled members of the audience had this been an actual movie, considering how for many of them, having some sort of implement to compensate for their disability or disfigurement apparently makes them a “monster”. Is a person who uses hearing aids “part hearing-aid” or a wheelchair “part wheelchair”? Also I can’t believe I was “part-glasses” this whole time and didn’t even realize. Now I’m off to find my full-glasses love interest to touch my “exposed eyeball portion”.

[@darkphantomime]

​@@dead_byte my dude, as a Cochlear Implant user for the past 15 years, I absolutely think of myself as part robot. I mean, my hearing's 100% artificial and relies on processors to work. I'm a cyborg here. Also when my right implant got fucked earlier this year, it was a LOT like when darth vader had his helmet cut open by obi wan last year in Kenobi. All hearing distorted and ringing funky with my voice and other stuff sounding distorted. Also it doesn't really make me a monster, but more...unique in perception.

[@dead_byte]

@@darkphantomime I mean… that’s totally cool and valid that you feel that way and embrace that image of yourself, but in this story, being “part robot” ( even though I’m pretty sure it’s literally just like, a metal rock embedded in Rey’s head that serves no actual function ) is framed as a bad thing, or at least something for Rey to angst about and other characters to find shocking or appalling, and not something lighthearted & jovial, or in any way a positive aspect ( other than as a very bizarre excuse to give C3-P0 an extremely bizarre and kind of uncomfortable hetero romantic subplot ). And I mean, “monster” is the treatments’ words, not mine, so IDK why you’re trying to convince me. Obviously I, nor most ( sane ) people think that, but Rey’s condition is both coded as, and is also pretty much just directly, a disability, so however this hypothetical movie treats that is intrinsically linked to its stance on people with similar sorts of impairments, so you can’t really slack on that representation when writing a piece of media like this, unless your goal is to be completely tactless and in bad taste.

[@NotTheAntichrist]

Wait until he finds out how many cybernetic body parts Darth Vader had.

[@johnnye87]

By the end, Darth Vader was a chicken drumstick piloting an Iron Man suit

[@fruitygarlic3601]

Typical romantic comedy set in our world, except the two leads are Snoke clones and nobody comments on that.

[@terrortangent4403]

This is my favorite comment 👍

[@SallySueSaywhatagain]

Well, I'm down!

[@katymoore4678]

Love Actually but every character in every story is Snoke.

[@SheeplessNW6]

Snoke Actually

[@ibtrippen]

Robot Chicken will do it. Just watch.

[@HidakaSatsuki]

My wife’s reaction: ‘Oh, that’s what the Knights of Ren are. Snokes.’

[@julianhyde1645]

That should have happened.

[@ryanne.5172]

Wait, that’s way better

[@SorowFame]

The Knights of Ren, Snoke 2, Snoke 3, Snoke 4, Snoke 5 and the unforgettable Snoke 6.

[@bmj6763]

"Be careful Rey! There make be Snokes!"

[@TheFiresloth]

You did it, you won the Star Wars.

[@Weirdanimalboy]

“Snokes.... Why did it have to be Snokes?”

[@swimmyswim417]

Trapped in a island with Rey Palpatine

[@Gluck987]

I love the origin story of Snoke as, like, a 1950's neighborhood bully, stomping around town in his letterman jacket and menacing shopkeepers with his butterfly knife.

[@alexturlais8558]

The Obi wan movie is just going to be him at 14, planning how he can prank Snoke into going to a chemicals factory.

[@imonlysleeping4491]

Tunnel snakes rule!

[@HyenaDandy]

Maybe he can hang out at the 1950s Diner from thje prequels.

[@ashikjaman1940]

Don't forget that time he got Joker'd

[@archiermanilo23]

Out of all three of Obi Wan's nemises Snoke has the lamest backstory.

[@peachbIossom]

"He touches her exposed skull portion. Has anyone told her lately how really beautiful she is?" does... does Foster ship C-3PO with Rey?

[@bismuthcrystal9658]

Do you *not* after hearing that tender scene? I mean, what's more intimate than a tender caress of someone's exposed skull portion?!

[@im19ice3]

i guess there is one thing worse than reylo after all

[@guyr3618]

I definitely ship it now.

[@arklestudios]

Eh, it's a better ship than Jessica Jones/Kilgrave.

[@PhillipRottingham]

'Solo' did establish that droids and humans fuck so...

[@micahdeerman8494]

“You’re really just going to squander your entire runtime backpedaling and retconning things that bugged you in the last movie?” Wow it’s like she already saw Rise of Skywalker

[@MrMan-uw2vp]

it is incredible to return to this video after watching tros

[@LazyCat010]

Eh. Mainly Ray Palpatine (ugh) and the Snoke vat (😄).

[@blokey8]

I predict a mournful tone in Jenny's next video. I feel the need to compose a "treatment" where the only person sitting on a throne is Kylo.

[@zirito4097]

I disagree. I thought it was done very well.

[@jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930]

Alec Ferris seriously why was Rian Johnson apparently the only director/writer who realized Kylo Ren was the more interesting antagonist? It feels like all the other writers just want to bend over backwards to keep him a lackey for Snoke or Palpetine, but like we’ve already seen that in Star Wars with the Emperor and Death Vader. In summary, let Kylo be the big bad, damnit!

[@e.l.4409]

Snoke literally has The Killing Joke Joker's origin? Snoker.

[@Mobium]

We live in a galaxy

[@EpoxyMuffin]

Multiple Choice

[@BeefBronson]

The Killing Snoke

[@ironwolf56]

So to weirdly defend that part, that was originally (and we're talking way back in Lucas's early OT notes) going to be a possible ending for the Anakin/Obi-Wan duel. In fact that might date back so far that this was before Lucas had decided that Vader and Anakin were the same person... regardless, Alan Dean Foster has had access to those notes for decades so I'm guessing he recycled it from that.

[@mutantfreak48]

@@ironwolf56 the killing joke also came out 1988, long after the original trilogy was out

[@MsDefectiveToaster]

I'd like it if they could replicate ALMOST every neural connection. Like, he is basically the same Snoke but he can no longer tell his left from his right

[@a.morphous66]

It's the exact same menacing villain Snoke but he can't remember what floor his throne room was on so there's a prolonged scene of him riding the elevator floor to floor looking like an idiot.

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

@@a.morphous66 and no one tells him the right way until he asks.

[@clemdelaclem]

he's the regular snoke except he has full-spectrum colorblindness so now in a big battle he can't tell the difference between light saber colors and accidentally cuts down a bunch of his guys

[@paisleesheppard5629]

@@clemdelaclem fun fact: something like this happened during the War of the Roses. The cavalry didn't realize the battle had moved as much as it did, and rode in killing people on their own side.

[@bookshelfhoney]

Oh no! am I a clone... because I get my left and right mixed up

[@MTG_Scribe]

When my son was 4 months old his doctor told us that he had something called craniosynostosis. When you're born your skull is in multiple pieces to allow for your brain to expand and grow, and as you get older the peices start to fuse together naturally. Someone who has craniosynostosis has two or more of these pieces fuse together too early, which causes your brain to stop expanding in one direction and expand in other directions instead. This can cause behavioral or cognitive problems as you grow older, and also causes your head to be misshapen and weird looking. At 9 months my son had what was to me, as a parent, terrifying surgery on his skull, spend a week in the hospital, and everything is normal now. What I'm saying is that the head thing Rey has in this is pretty common and easily fixable without any robot parts even without the advanced medical technology in the Star Wars universe.

[@SheeplessNW6]

I'm glad that things turned out ok for your son, and that he doesn't have to worry about being hit on by creepy golden droids

[@ryanc5572]

Very happy your son is okay, mate. That's such a scary situation but I'm happy he is healthy.

[@jaegermonster7520]

Hey, I was born with that! Fist bump to your kiddo! And side note: I had surgery to correct it in the 80s in rural Montana. So yeah... easily correctable in the Star Wars universe.

[@torcoolguy]

But Rey had... Space... Craniosynostosis. Totally different. :p

[@amurizon]

@@torcoolguy beat me to it. 😂 OP, glad your son is okay. 😊

[@wat7120]

I absolutely love that Past Snoke's defining villain trait was that he was a Chad

[@johnrzepka2008]

He was too powerful to be left alive

[@terreliv]

And then he turned into the Joker

[@marinaavant-delaroche9972]

@@terreliv the Snoker

[@shrekharvey4175]

@@marinaavant-delaroche9972 the joke

[@erinbailey7940]

“the trio of snokes” “multiple snokes” “another snoke” why is this SO FUNNY

[@ShaunCheah]

There moke be Snokes!

[@The_Jovian]

*Multitudes*

[@AnnoyingOrange420]

Snoke is just not an intimidating name at all

[@moproodu]

Clown car snoke

[@firetarrasque4667]

Because Snoke wasn't supposed to be made plural.

[@chloezumbrun2238]

when C3PO started petting rey and calling her beautiful, and she paused, I really thought she was about to start comically mashing her human lips against his cold, gaping robot mouth hole

[@eesedesesesrdtsuperjoshuab7907]

I don’t know why, but the fact that you had to specify “human lips” absolutely destroyed me, that’s so funny

[@Mister_Phafanapolis]

@ @ _O_

[@get_more_bald]

who wouldnt want to smash C3POs cold, gaping robot hole?

[@nbewarwe]

@@eesedesesesrdtsuperjoshuab7907 For me it was the 'gaping robot mouth hole'

[@mattiasmartens9972]

I love the idea of "I'll never understand organics" being the last line ever uttered in a Star Wars trilogy.

[@specJakular]

Not just a trilogy, buy the whole Skywalker saga ending with C3P0 throwing shade would be awesome. Just let the actor go wild over the credits, just 15 mins of ad-libbed fire about the entire canon.

[@xyzpdg1313]

3P0 did have the first line in Star Wars, so there would be a certain symmetry to it. And, as everyone else said, it couldn't be worse than what happened...

[@Worm-revolver]

"I'll never understand organics" sounds like something you'd hear in a Disney board meeting.

[@cactus_juice3217]

@@xyzpdg1313 "It rhymes, it's like poetry."

[@theengine]

It's a perfect motto for guys like Lucas and Foster.

[@RavielUriaHamon]

Can't believe this guy is championing so hard for Reypio when everyone knows BB-Reyght is the far superior ship.

[@goawaydonttalktome7780]

robot romance

[@asterlyons8564]

You really made me read that with my own two eyes

[@CJJC]

Man, that first one is an unfortunate ship name, huh?

[@alisaurus4224]

Rey2-D2

[@victorsales4215]

@@CJJC Thanks for noticing that for me. I hate it.

[@numericalhorror185]

The fact that rose had more of a complete character arc in this fanfic than she did in the actual film...transcendent

[@ruibarian5187]

She had a complete character arc. She went from love interest of a secondary character to dejected spinster while Finn pined after Rey.

[@zebdubs2777]

@@ruibarian5187 lllll

[@aud7593]

effervescent

[@ahumbleproposition]

still a better Rose story than rise of skywalker

[@Renoistic]

I didn't even like Rose and I still was annoyed at how they treated her in Rise. Their approach to the whole script was just "If it didn't work last time, just write it out!" and "Actually, just ignore or change everything".

[@varedna]

I love how the Snoke clones continue the monologue of the previous Snoke clones like they wrote a script. I wish they had a part in the pitch where Kylo hesitates killing one and another clone jumps out to try and continue the speech and just sees another living Snoke standing there.

[@billygabrielz]

Awkward silence just fills the room while all three stare at eachother. So long that a third snoke walks in thinking he's on queue

[@gaphic]

‘No more Snokes’ is an inexplicably hysterical line to me

[@PhillipRottingham]

Alan Dean Foster (watching the Last Jedi): No! More Snokes!

[@koboldcatgirl]

*Baman's boss roaring through window* NOOOO MOOOOORE JOOOOOOKES

[@kevinmedina9234]

No more Snokes jumping on the bad

[@LazyCat010]

@@kevinmedina9234 Ten little snokes swimming in a vat ...

[@j.c.dicklegproductions9248]

no more mutants

[@Beastmig3415]

I...I can’t believe so many elements of this were in the actual movie

[@ItsPawsome]

I know! I heard this the day before I saw the movie and was like "HAHA." and as I was watching it was like WHOA.

[@stranger59]

I was amazed how much they fit in tender touches to Rey's exposed skull portion.

[@Jobama]

Yeah... on the bright side, there's no need for Jenny to do a separate review for IX, she pretty much summed it up at 26:34

[@Avi2Nyan]

All the things... Except Rose

[@Beastmig3415]

Wopmy they swapped Poe for Rose lol

[@bernebelmont1857]

"C3PO touches her exposed skull portion" Is a disturbing sentence

[@BrendanMcGinley]

"Flesssssshhhh! FLEEEEEESHH!" -Creepio

[@Silvercanth]

tfw a robot will never touch your exposed skull portion. Life isn't fair :'(

[@Goldarlives]

@@BrendanMcGinley HOW COULD YOU AWAKEN ME WITHOUT MY SKIIIINNN

[@TheNumnutRandomness]

I'm still tickled that Snoke's main motivation boiled down to " swore vengeance because you made me SO ugly that all my clones turned out ugly too."

[@olandir]

I'm so confused why the writer didn't at least make it make more sense by having it be Luke who disfigured him. Why Obi Wan, that just makes it more convoluted.

[@zandytheaxiom8015]

@@olandir And he specifies that it happens BEFORE Phantom Menace, so like... A teenage Obi-Wan tells him to stop bullying people, then he falls into chemicals and swears vengeance for the next 50 years, but at no point does he ever, I don't know... Try and kill Obi-Wan? Obi-Wan cuts Maul in half. Ten years later Maul comes back for revenge, then ten years after that Obi-Wan finally kills Maul, and still Snoke hasn't come back for his own revenge.

[@Niobesnuppa]

@@zandytheaxiom8015 Snoke was just politely waiting for Darth Maul to have his try at killing Obi-Wan first.

[@TechTehScience]

@@zandytheaxiom8015 Don't forget that Maul was sorta over the whole thing by then.

[@obrien92]

wait. “before episode one” “a young obi wan kenobi” so is he 16 when he pushes snoke into a *vat of acid?*

[@Kuroganekisaki]

Y'know what? Now I kinda do want to see Kenobi: A Star Wars Story.

[@evies.1018]

In the Jedi Apprentice books, there was a former padawan of Qui-Gon’s who jumped into an acid pond just to traumatize a 14 year old Obi-Wan.

[@harpodjangorose9696]

Should’ve been a chocolate river, like Augustus Gloop. Snoke, angrily screaming curses at Obi-wan, until the pressure valve finally shoots him through.

[@mathewlau1733]

@@evies.1018 I was not expecting any author to resurrect trash tier dark jedi Xanatos for episode 9.

[@evies.1018]

Mathew Lau Maybe the real Snoke is the Xanatos we brought back along the way!

[@ruby7951]

Impressive that Obi-Wan apparently defeated Young Sexy Snoke before episode 1, considering Obi-Wan was a padawan and probably 18 at the oldest in Phantom Menace.

[@orcmama8]

He was actualy mid twenties I believe sry if I'm wrong...oof poor kenobi,he didnt even complain.

[@flygirl6048]

He was 25 in TPM

[@TheSleepyRanger]

It would have been better if maybe Yoda was the one who disfigured snoke. But then again snoke is so weak that Luke and Kylo can just kill him left and right.

[@GameLeaderR]

He won cuz he tried spinning, that was a good trick.

[@StandardGoose]

They obviously followed the Saved By The Bell school of thought when it came to casting, and that's why they cast 30-year-old Ewan McGregor.

[@kyssimmee]

I love the idea that we're supposed to find Snoke MORE threatening after seeing our protagonists murder him easily multiple times, it's like if Palpatine was a battle droid

[@rays.1899]

This pitch touched the exposed, twinkling portion of my heart

[@JetBalrog]

"A multitude of Snokes burst into the room" .... why is this funny to me

[@masorobo5773]

There make be Snokes

[@fukyomammason]

It’s the clown car imagery to me. A bunch of lanky Voldemorts with lightsabers pouring out of a tiny door.

[@Diamondgamervideos]

@@masorobo5773 omg underrated joke I'm cackling

[@Garl_Vinland]

Matrix music plays

[@masorobo5773]

Diamondgamer videos thank you!

[@milliew128]

i wish c3po would embrace me with his rigid metal arms :/

[@caitmonroe9349]

Kylo Ren: *idolizes cyborg Darth Vader* Also Kylo Ren: Ew, gross, Rey's a cyborg!

[@blinkfilms1]

Oh no you're right he would be *so* into cyborg rey

[@AuRelixRa]

Maybe in this story Kylo Ren doesn’t know that Vader was basically a cyborg, which would be pretty hilarious and consistent with how clueless all the other characters in this treatment are

[@firetarrasque4667]

​@@AuRelixRa Except that he was literally a Skywalker. Was Luke like "Yes, Darth Vader was 100% robot and also of no relation to you. Like, you know you're his grandson, but he was a robot."

[@im19ice3]

maybe he's grossed out about the part of her that's a girl lmao dem cooties

[@MakeVarahHappen]

@@firetarrasque4667 That's the way Skywalkers get out of the sex talk. No need to teach them about the birds and the bees if their lineage is mechanical.

[@sammygecko_]

When they mentioned a baby with a disfigured head in Rey’s “flashback”, I legitimately thought that the twist was: the baby was Snoke! And he is _related_ to Rey

[@Ninjat126]

They're Reylated

[@Mythraen]

Point of order: How does baby Rei's baby-size droid skull become adult Rei's adult-size droid skull?

[@erikgilson1687]

Midichlorians

[@cybercop0083]

Robotronomics.

[@henrycurtis3652]

Nanomachines, son.

[@Mythraen]

@@henrycurtis3652 Senator Armstrong, is that you? I think you might be in the wrong place, sir.

[@ydderynnad]

Dark science, cloning, secrets only the Sith knew.

[@pridemoth_]

Can we just acknowledge that Snoke and Jeff the Killer have the same chemical-based disfigurement origin story

[@brybrybry995]

Insanity: A Snoke Fanfiction. Kylo Ren has a pink sparkly knife

[@pridemoth_]

@@brybrybry995 Oh God please, I need it

[@TheMainTagonist]

:(

[@adiversion9413]

Didn't Jeff the Killer got his face burned by a bottle of perfume?

[@stormthrush37]

And Joker.

[@blackguard93]

Throne-like seats, also known as "thrones" Not to be confused with Grenade-like weapons, those are actually "grenades"

[@adamwarlock1]

If you play the game of throne-like seats, you win or die.

[@uberneanderthal]

tbf Julius Caesar literally used this exact same logic. 'throne? nah that's just a throne-like seat. king? nah, I just have king-like powers'.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

@@uberneanderthal yes, because that argument worked so well for him

[@Hoxeel]

@@CoRLex-jh5vx It actually did, for the most part. Sure, he got assassinated, but he was very popular in a way that a king wouldn't have been in the Roman population.

[@happykilljoyproductions]

Well Julius Caesar had a “special golden chair” that definitely wasn’t a throne, wink wink

[@hats4pigeons132]

I imagine a back room full of Snokes lounging on sofas, sipping watered down coctails, and throwing shade at the current Snoke like in "Drag Race: Untucked"

[@ally939]

Oh my god, imagine a Snoke-only season of Drag Race, it would be incredible

[@billygabrielz]

NGL. I'd love to hear Star Wars themed drag snokes reading each other to filth

[@rachelppython]

​@@billygabrielzthat's a show I'd watch at least one episode of

[@satiregoat41]

“Nobody tell him about this he’s like 75 he will not benefit from this it will most likely just make him sad” JENNY IS TOO GOOD OF A PERSON FOR THIS CRUEL WORLD

[@evies.1018]

Satire Goat Maybe he’ll make an 11 hour rebuttal video 😂

[@BlueBoboDoo100]

I mean she could've said that in the video, cuz anyone who's gonna go flame the guy isn't gonna read the description...

[@e1eventeen148]

Snoke hates Rey cause she is Kenobi's apprentices's son's apprentice

[@cadekachelmeier7251]

For like a day.

[@jocastadidntknew5980]

This sounds like something out of Space Balls

[@TheNumnutRandomness]

"So what does that make us?"

[@mh5086]

I wonder if snoke would hate Po because he is kenobis apprentices sons apprentice romantic interest in another screenplau

[@schuylerdade]

This has so much "man who calls into talk radio shows" energy.

[@politicallycorrectredskin796]

Hey, I resent that!

[@joywolfe.]

Evil Honky I'm guessing either you love this script and hate ppl who call into radio shows, or you hate this script and you love calling into radio shows, and idk which is funnier

[@deyedrah]

"They are going to fight for their neutrality" is the stupidest sentence

[@jamieg1907]

"They will learn of our peaceful ways! By force!"

[@ngaire1004]

Switzerland in the 1600s

[@hatemteirelbar9510]

@@gregoryford2532 jenny Nicholson's comment section is NOT where I usually look for incisive political criticism, but I like that it's there!

[@ElPayasoMalo]

To maintain my virginity, I will participate in mid-orgy coitus!

[@timothymclean]

I can see a movie where that line makes sense. One where the neutral aliens want to stay neutral, but realize that the bad guys are going to conquer them anyways and force them into the war, one way or another. This is not that.

[@GioTheVax]

"a younger, muscular, and more handsome snoke" jENNY NO THAT EDIT IS CURSED

[@aronbrown7286]

I love the fact that Luke takes two lightsabers and turns himself into a Snoke blender. That's quality 2000s Star Wars right there

[@PassiveNights]

Aron Brown um...

[@PassiveNights]

And 2019 Star Wars

[@aronbrown7286]

Christian Brimo DOES LUKE BECOME A BLENDER

[@sylvbell1460]

"kylo gaslights rey" is on my bingo card

[@Dededeleted]

I can't wait for his ep X treatment: "Oops! All Snokes!" Where the ghosts of obi wan, anakin, and qui-gon have a series of misadventures trying to deal with the excess of snoke ghosts now littering the galaxy

[@mrh8142]

Who you gonna call? Snoke-busters!

[@TheBonkleFox]

Snoke Trick: Phantom Jedi

[@SAUglaz]

Weren't all Snokes armed with lightsabers? So Luke was disarmed in a room with dozens of lightsabers on the floor?

[@JennyNicholson]

I thought the 2nd lightsaber he used was one of the dead Snokes' lightsabers, but then in editing I wondered whether the "original" lightsaber he ignited was meant to be his blue lightsaber, and the 2nd one was meant to be his green lightsaber. But then Rey throws him "her" lightsaber and I started to wonder whether ADF even realized what lightsaber Rey has been using this entire time

[@wilddogspam]

@@JennyNicholson I assume we can see in the funeral that she has a different unexplained lightsaber on her hip. A scavenged one that resembles C3PO's look from episode 1, foreshadowing their connection and familiarity.

[@billvolk4236]

Isn't constructing your own lightsaber, like, a rite of passage for a Jedi to become a real Jedi? So Luke's original lightsaber is the green one he made and the blue one is still Anakin's lightsaber.

[@ShaunCheah]

If that's the case I like to imagine all the Snokes going through their lightsaber construction rituals together, hanging out and bonding like 12-year-olds making friendship bracelets at a sleepover.

[@roguishpaladin]

@@ShaunCheah I would watch that movie. It could even turn into a slasher movie - the long awaited Friday the 13th/Star Wars crossover we all hoped for.

[@shm1wt]

JJ Abrams: *furiously taking notes*

[@fish_in_distress]

Kylo Ren: (Idolizes Vader, a man/machine monstrosity) Also Kylo Ren: (See's Rey's robobrain) "Droid! Disgusting hybrid monster!!"

[@julianhyde1645]

Mandalorian: (sees Rey’s robobrain) “I don’t like droids.”

[@ELSTERLING]

Knocked in to a vat of chemicals and they didn't think to rename him as The Snoker? I'm disappointed. (Also, wow, he really had to go and 'fix' the woman being good at force? What a tool.)

[@granite_planet]

Omg, thanks for the laugh. "The Snoker" 🤣

[@OpiatesAndTits]

Well it’s technically two face right or does the joker have a bay story too?

[@gearhead743]

Not to forget how he basically had Leia die offscreen, but had Luke come back for a big epic battle that sidelined all the new characters

[@hanrockabrand95]

If he's The Snoker, he'd have to be voiced by - *gasp* MARK HAMMIL

[@TupocalypseShakur]

​@@OpiatesAndTitsTwo face had half his face splashed with acid, Joker is the one who fell into a vat of chemicals

[@ShadowsofAka]

love how different his treatment of leia and luke is. luke returns to have an ~epic fight~ against a trillion snokes and basically becomes the protagonist of the movie while leia is just said to have died offscreen.

[@mirthfulArtist]

*points as the Mandelorian droid slaughter scene* The fact that people responded better to this heartless deepfake moment than to the character-driven showdown on Crait really says a lot about this fandom and what they value. Imo if you want nostalgia and spectacle, you should just watch the old movies rather than parasiting screentime from the new ones. :/

[@KD-ou2np]

Its funnier the more you think about it, like the fact that he could have done whatever he wanted with leia as a character but maybe he literally thought that his treatment had a chance of getting picked up so he just kills her off because of Carrie Fischer.

[@igotin9264]

My thoughts exactly.

[@SchulzEricT]

I mean, not to be too harsh, but Mark Hamill didn't die in between movies, like a coward. Maybe if Leia wanted a bigger part in the 3rd movie, she could've not died. Just sayin'.

[@thenablade858]

@@SchulzEricT This comes across like you’re saying that Mark not dying was a cowardly move.

[@WillOrrWhat]

"Yes, add more lightsabers, it makes it a better action scene" - General Grievous

[@aquras32]

Ah yes. General Grievous, my favourite director.

[@morganrobinson8042]

It works when Genndy Tartakovsky directs. But apparently nobody else.

[@atlasmonkeyleon]

"Hello there." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

[@Depleted-Uranium]

“Your move”

[@ce7.0]

this reminds me of the star wars fanfic i wrote when i was 14 where episode 7 opened with a fight in a lightsaber factory

[@ghouldishanimal]

I wanted Luke to fight Snoke and say “Why do you want me dead so badly?”, only for Snoke to reply “Because... Sebulba always wins.”

[@geraintthomas4343]

*That* would make this worth it. "So why did you take over the galaxy and wipe out a religous order" "Becauae that cheating little shit cost me 50 credits at the races 60 years back"

[@Nargon46]

I was pretty much laughing uncontrollably at work while she was describing Snoke's need for revenge against the student of the descendant of the apprentice of the guy who made his first body's face look kinda bad

[@jennibudde8358]

I had to pause this to try to untangle the lineage and I'm still not sure I got it. 😂

[@Nalimias]

"what does that make us?" "Absolutely nothing which is what you're about to become!"

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

Does Snoke know about Ahsoka? I feel like that makes more sense tbh😂

[@rebeccah6736]

There was a real moment as I sat in the theatre where I thought "Are they... are they building to a Rey-robot reveal? Am I about to witness this with my two eyes."

[@rebeccah6736]

@@HOTD108_ I just heard them keep repeating "she's not what you think she is" in the first half of the movie and there was a 5 second span where I really thought it was gonna go there

[@apseudonym]

Jenny: You're really just going to squander your entire runtime backpedalling and retconning things that bugged you in the last movie? JJ: [sweats nervously]

[@CodeNameX001]

Jenny: Why would Snoke bother to waste Kylo Ren's time with endless Snoke clones? Palpatine: [sweats nervously]

[@FebreGundam]

Never mistake a throne-like seat for a throne. It might look like a throne, but it's just a regular seat that happens to look like a throne. The difference is very subtle.

[@Matrim42]

Technically a throne requires a ceremonial or official purpose, otherwise it’s just an ostentatious chair.

[@capital_L283]

The difference is if you sit in a throne you get stabbed

[@thomaskalinowski8851]

It isn't a throne unless it's from the Throne region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling chair.

[@hnglbanana]

the difference is that throne-like chairs come armed with grenade-like weapons

[@ProjectileGrommet]

@@thomaskalinowski8851this comment made be wheeze 💀😂😂😂

[@Muzer0]

This guy should have written the last few seasons of Game of Throne-like Seats

[@l.c.3118]

Are we sure he didn't?

[@talkingbeaverthing5332]

It's awkward that there's 27 Snokes in Force Afterlife, but most of the time no one notices what with the 46 billion Temuera Morrisons milling around

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

I mean, they're not Force-sensitive, are they?

[@isaacquest]

“...but Snoke does need revenge on Rey, the student of the descendent of the apprentice of the guy who disfigured Snoke’s first body’s face!” lol

[@thatHARVguy]

"How many degrees of separation before you just stop caring?" Spaceballs level of separation apparently.

[@isaacquest]

thatHARVguy Exactly!

[@schmiddi5768]

Uncle Owen didn't welcome Luke in the afterlife because he's in space hell.

[@sdagoth3037]

Aunt Beru thought all of Luke's friends had left Tatooine to fight the Empire or whatnot, but the truth is Uncle Owen serial killed them all and dumped the bodies in a Sarlacc Pit.

[@evies.1018]

Someone write up THIS treatment.

[@SEAL341]

Owen wasn't his real uncle....why am I such a nerd?

[@spethmanjones2997]

He’s being torn apart and recomposed endlessly by the raging fires of Khorne, lighting the boundless Immaterium as a flaming pyre comprised of devastated soul-oh whoops wrong franchise

[@noahkarpinski1824]

Its like regular hell but with more robots

[@crome676]

"Undeniable corpse" is a perfect two word review of this treatment.

[@elise2399]

I think Luke says "aunt beru" because it's one of the first things he says in a new hope, which makes it even funnier to me

[@claugarcia3056]

It's like poetry, it rhymes

[@natetoler2677]

Luke’s first line is “It looks like we don't have much of a choice but I'll remind him.” in reference to Beru asking him to tell Owen that the translator they need should speak Bocci :)

[@im19ice3]

AH THE ARTISTIC PARALLEL i weep at such misunderstood genius

[@elise2399]

@@natetoler2677 thank you! i was trying to look for it but I couldn't. aunt beru is still the first person he talks to in a new hope, and the fact that Foster thought this would be the perfect last word(s) for luke skywalker is just. peak comedy

[@Argness1]

Nate Toler ...and with his final breath he whispered "It looks like we don't have much of a choice, but... I'll remind him."

[@BritneyLaZonga]

Luke dies in TLJ. Tries to come back through the Fabric of Space. Then makes a wrong turn.... travels back in time! He is mutilated badly by timey spacey energy bolts. Ssssk! Ssssk! He screams in pain and anger: "But I am Luke...Skywalker!!!" Luke... Sk.. Luuuke... Ssssnuuukk... Ssssnuuk.... He wakes up, takes a look in the mirror. Disfigured beyond recognition. "I... am... Snoke!"

[@anthonyhenriques7654]

even that sounds better than what we eventually got

[@RachelAnnPotter]

Ngl, that would have been a fun, crazy twist.

[@TheAirBear2000]

Hold the door!

[@BrendanMcGinley]

Best episode of Star Trek ever pitched.

[@hnnh1002]

the way that this is the plot twist of lightyear tho lol

[@willisthrilled]

I was expecting all the droids to tell Rey “you’re a bad droid”

[@blinkfilms1]

You're a bad droid

[@thelastdonut5400]

You're a bad droid...

[@swan7128]

you’re a bad droid

[@sassytabasco]

It's kind of crazy that this plot hook is somehow LESS INSANE than "Palpatine is alive, and has been masterminding the First Order all this time." Maybe something was in the water or something, but I also think it's impressive that "Snoke is a clone" is ALSO CANNON.

[@dancingintherain111]

"Our heroes joylessly negotiating with aliens we've never met" hey now, that's how this story started, and damnit if it's not how it's gonna end.

[@PassiveNights]

Also happened in the new movie

[@SpyrosKoronis]

"It's like poetry, they rhyme..."

[@williamrobertmyers]

You were right about one thing, the negotiations were brief.

[@bebo2629]

@@PassiveNights Did it? I rally can't remember it.

[@directorforplastic7929]

@@bebo2629 from memory, no it didn’t happen.

[@lilycore3229]

Never would I have dared to go somewhere so dark on my own.

[@ShaunCheah]

The dark side of the fandom is a pathway to many storylines some consider to be unnatural.

[@The_Jovian]

@@ShaunCheah is it possible to learn this power?

[@MysticKenji2]

@@The_Jovian Not from a corporation.

[@christinash5333]

“A grave appears” sounds like a random enemy encounter in a bad RPG

[@jaebby9695]

Escape Goat I love this idea

[@possumhead2812]

@@_escapegoat fuck, it's the final plot twist

[@incognitoburrito6020]

@@possumhead2812 Maybe the real magic was the crushing realization of our own fragile mortality all along!

[@man-qw2xj]

Or a really good one.

[@ditzyrose700]

Rey might've won the battle, but she hasn't won the skeleton war.

[@noalowenstein6741]

I can excuse Rey being a robot but I draw the line at C-3PO being straight

[@jamjar6494]

You can excuse Rey being a robot?!

[@sjie1874]

I love Community references

[@shadenox8164]

@@jamjar6494 This is what people call a joke.

[@RenaDeles]

@@shadenox8164 yes, you just replied to a joke. that continued quoting the thing the first comment was quoting 😂

[@devontehuntley6274]

@les Okay, and your point? I'm curious to where you're getting at that got this got 52 likes. Did I miss something?

[@ready2cry]

watched it last night, no spoilers, but. like three minutes in, i went "JENNY WAS RIGHT?" and promptly went absolutely feral

[@Teopengy96]

Kiran K. ME TOO, I FEEL

[@LazyCat010]

Snoke tank 😄

[@bismuthcrystal9658]

I refuse to believe this is a true spoiler. It's just an in-joke from somewhere, to make people be pleasantly surprised when they see it. Clearly. Because there's no way even this trilogy could go so far as to have Snoke clones. That's just silly. I'm quite happy in my denial. Lalalalalalalalala.

[@aarishowton8037]

Bismuth Crystal I mean, they don’t DO anything, so your denial guess could easily be accurate

[@mynameisb4020]

Snoke: wouldn't you like to know weather boy

[@bobbyderples8607]

A Series of Unfortunate Snokes

[@zeframmann1641]

Different Snokes for Different Folks.

[@haggisa]

Where there’s Snoke, there’s fire.

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Snoke and Mirrors

[@memmustafa18]

I want a wacky sitcom about all the Snokes in a frat house in LA as they have to go back to college to get regular, un-evil jobs

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Mem Mustafa ... but then hijinks ensue when they start using their powers to make things easier. I’m imagining THE THREE STOOGES with force powers.

[@sideways5153]

I am holding back tears stocking shelves at a Walmart hearing about this bizarre version of Star Wars where Po is replaced both as part of the main trio and as a romantic interest by C-3PO The metal man was hitting on Rey while she was sobbing over a dead mentor/father figure and got cranky when she ran off to see if Finn was okay like what the hell is going on with that scene I’m dying oh my goooooooddddd

[@brandon8045]

“You’re really going to spend your entire runtime backpedaling and retconning things that bugged you in the last movie?” Ummm.....

[@edslushie570]

Nah, at least the Rise of Skywalker only spent its first third...

[@mhm3766]

@@edslushie570 and becomes a member berries circlejerk for the rest

[@tropezando]

slightly lunge: when you wanna reach for the bag of chips a few feet away but the cat's all squinty eyed and cute on your lap

[@zephyreon4]

Me rn

[@ColdHawk]

Hogaza - My wife has totally mastered that move! She usually finishes it with a cute, rueful smile followed by a, “Honey, can you bring me the chips? I have a cat on me.”

[@maleahlock]

Hehe. My partner can totally relate! Although our cat likes to accompany his cuteness by weaving his claws into his beard just to make sure he stays.

[@ryPish]

The pretty lights make the horshelf look like it is *IN* the wall, I was so disapointed when I finally saw the naked truth. Jenny, you might need to dig a horse shape hole in your wall.

[@devinpaul9026]

I'm gonna laugh when she actually does it, and just leaves the progress in the background for several videos without a mention. Then we get that weird moment when it's actually finished for a few frames.

[@ashlyncancellieri6634]

HOLY SHIT I also thought that and didn't realize until I read your comment but now I 100% want that also pls Jenny do this for us! (but also please don't feel obligated to do anything because I'll watch your videos regardless)

[@marionswanson8923]

I thought it was a mirror with a weird angle??? Though it being a shelf makes a lot more sense

[@jirachisob5633]

I was today years old when I learned jenny doesn't have a horse shaped hole in her wall

[@a.morphous66]

The only good way this could've ended was the Double Dipper route, where all the clones get into a fight over who gets to kill Luke and all of them kill each other while the heroes watch awkwardly

[@h.c.49]

Now I want to see a Paper Jam Snoke.

[@yeethittter1285]

​@@h.c.49 A snoke with damage taken during the cloning process, which somehow cancels out his existing damage and he just looks like a cool buff 70s bully

[@Lucifersfursona]

I personally would like this bit to go from them awkwardly standing around, to talking to each other, and like slowly it keeps the brawling snokes in the foreground while a new era of galactic peace is forged in the background; like the inverse of “a very serious conversation is happening in the foreground while there’s slapstick in the background”

[@tsubasamemories]

Would anyone else watch the wacky Star Wars sitcom "Too Many Snokes."? Let's see what crazy hijinks will the Snokes get into this week.

[@andrewkozlowski4108]

On this episode snoke 1 explodes a planet, killing everyone on it. Meanwhile , snoke 88 learns how to love when he adopts a lost puppy

[@Druzica18]

hell fuckin yeah

[@AJ69238]

@@andrewkozlowski4108 I laughed WAY too hard at that

[@oaf-77]

Palpatine (shaking fist): SNOOOOOOOKES!

[@maxhydekyle2425]

I like to think that a "Snoke" is the default character that Serkis plays when he starts motion capture work, so the sitcom also includes every Serkis character. Snokes. Together. Strong.

[@NamelessAidan]

I just saw the Rise of Skywalker and **SPOILER** I almost lost my mind in the theater when I saw the Snoke clones, and had to try really hard to restrain myself to a quiet chuckle about it. Now I feel like I just hallucinated that part or something. Please tell me someone else saw that and thought about this video.

[@Zulalula]

No you're the only one

[@erinhaury5773]

I actually gasped aloud, "Too many Snokes!", thoroughly confusing everyone around me. You are not alone. =p

[@quilespiritu]

I felt my soul leave my body when the camera panned over to the snoke clone tank

[@austinbaccus]

Oh, how we laughed at that silly theory. Looks who’s laughing now

[@durnsidh6483]

@@austinbaccus No one, it was painful shot.

[@FenaLoL]

She is a comedic genius. Her timing and wit are impeccable. "Oh take this big hairy monster that nobody understands and the two of our three droids that dont speak english"

[@rebeccat9389]

Fena Reti YES!

[@FenaLoL]

@@rebeccat9389 THAT'S THE ENTHUSIASM HER BRILLIANCE DESERVES!!! 😍

[@DarkwingDash]

From now on, whenever I have an unexplained plot hole in any of my stories, I’ll just have one of my characters say “It’s okay, the Force allows it.”

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

“Undeniable Corpse” sounds like the title of a really horrible hard boiled detective novel from the 60’s.

[@haggisa]

Yuri Or a death metal band.

[@politicallycorrectredskin796]

So does "A Grave Appears".

[@joshualuke7003]

Me during a depressive episode, tbh

[@blokey8]

I'm sure I saw that title on a bookshelf in Knives Out.

[@beammeupjosi]

"Our heroes joylessly negotiating with aliens we've never met before" Star Trek fans: ....

[@krisblaise8580]

Isn't this just the prequels

[@Amsayy]

I’m attacked right now lmao

[@sobertillnoon]

I wanna be mad about this but I can't. You can't be mad at truth.

[@sullivangate]

Well Jay, this write up reminds me of a Star Trek episode...

[@PeterEvansPeteTakesPictures]

Honestly, I'm sure all the issues of the Star Wars series could have been solved with a nice big sit around the conference table on the Enterprise. Picard: "We have been ordered to the Corruscant system to negotiate a peace between warring factions. So far, negotiations have been proceeding less than smoothly." Emperor Palpatine: "We are Dark Side! They are Light Side! You see why we must disagree! Gyagh!" Envoy Nien Nunb: "Bdeh bdeh oop arrr meanub!" It's then you realise all the Star Wars movies have been set in a small sector of space in the Trek universe that the Federation rolls its eyes in mild exasperation over.

[@Skullkidjynx]

If this guy wasn’t a “Star Wars author” this would literally just be fan fiction

[@Otter34]

This is so fix-fic it HURTS.

[@morganrobinson8042]

​@@Otter34 And a terribly hackneyed one too. Finn of all people as leadership over Poe, Snoak doing the exact same shtick as Palpatine with the clones, but with even less subtlety, and the female lead becoming an droid and also an un-person despite that making less than no sense. Just bad. Not even flawed, just pointlessly bad and bitter. I have seen so much better fanfiction, even fix-fics. At least some of them just want to explore the different possibilities.

[@ComatHam]

It still is fan fiction. Him sometimes being a Star Wars author changes nothing here.

[@jeremypayne5078]

As far as I'm concerned, since nobody asked for it, it is fan fiction.

[@Skullkidjynx]

Jeremy Payne I just meant that the syfy article wouldn’t have considered it valid as a source lol