Jeremy Clarkson Explains Jaguar Owners

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@Dantinus
@Dantinus Ай бұрын
Oh, how I wish the boys are still together to roast the new commercial.
@rosssavage3172
@rosssavage3172 29 күн бұрын
Me too man.
@jrussell5243
@jrussell5243 28 күн бұрын
They might get together for this!
@pin65371
@pin65371 28 күн бұрын
Fire the ceo at jaguar and get captain slow to be the new ceo.
@oxi_tyxaios
@oxi_tyxaios 27 күн бұрын
apparently you're not the only one searching KZbin for this thing exactly... 😄
@RBS.23
@RBS.23 24 күн бұрын
@@Dantinus "would you like to guess what this is advertising?" "The Richard Hammond Fashion collection?"
@TheGuyFromUme
@TheGuyFromUme 10 жыл бұрын
This is a better Jaguar advertisement than an actual Jaguar advertisement.
@John_Doe....
@John_Doe.... 6 жыл бұрын
That's so true. They are actually advertising jaguar and landrover. Both are crap brands but they praise the hell out of them...
@1BigBen
@1BigBen 6 жыл бұрын
@@John_Doe.... well 2015 ad was not bad kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2jKg2p7js-Whpo
@ArthurBrinkman-c5z
@ArthurBrinkman-c5z 6 жыл бұрын
Excellent video, I have a XF Supercharged V8 Portfolio edition. Jaaaaaaag.
@Celestias
@Celestias 5 жыл бұрын
@@John_Doe.... You're just saying they're crap because you don't own a Jaaaaaaaaag.
@bdbda851
@bdbda851 4 жыл бұрын
@@John_Doe.... can you own one?
@pvjunior
@pvjunior Ай бұрын
The comment that said “this is a better jaguar advertisement than an actual jaguar advertisement” aged so well😢
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 3 жыл бұрын
I love how all three of them are describing Jeremy, to his face. "Never entirely trustworthy, but in a really nice likeable way."
@AnonyBoiii
@AnonyBoiii 2 жыл бұрын
The best part about it is that you can’t tell whether that’s the point or not And I’d rather it stay that way
@ArifRWinandar
@ArifRWinandar Жыл бұрын
"Awfully sorry, had a bit of fisticuff with the producer... Would you mind settling this while I go warm up the Jag?"
@PG-20
@PG-20 Жыл бұрын
The word is charismatic
@captin3149
@captin3149 Жыл бұрын
But doesn't he own a Jaaaag?
@amazingnaturesounds483
@amazingnaturesounds483 8 жыл бұрын
Anyone else stuck in the never ending vortex of Top Gear videos one after another?
@zakharkan1828
@zakharkan1828 8 жыл бұрын
Almost every time I go on KZbin. Every other night before I go to bed. I especially like the unseen footage videos.
@seanbrooksoday4518
@seanbrooksoday4518 8 жыл бұрын
yep I am right now😂😂
@toro_rosso
@toro_rosso 8 жыл бұрын
Doing it right now!
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 8 жыл бұрын
Doing it now
@TheJackhunt
@TheJackhunt 8 жыл бұрын
I watch these on my mobile whilst driving... in my JAAAAAAAAAGGG
@loganthekrogan2182
@loganthekrogan2182 9 жыл бұрын
Tom Hiddleston: I will rule over your world! Humanity: Never! Tom Hiddleston: With my Jaaaaag. Humanity: Oh, Ok. Have a good one.
@trainchugger53
@trainchugger53 9 жыл бұрын
Logan Stair That explains his appearance in the new Jaguar commercials!
@gtametro
@gtametro 8 жыл бұрын
+freddo 1614 Tom Hiddleston is Handsome
@mrcaboosevg6089
@mrcaboosevg6089 8 жыл бұрын
That's the joke...
@RS14988
@RS14988 3 жыл бұрын
I have an army We have a Jaaaaag
@baconwizard
@baconwizard 3 жыл бұрын
@@trainchugger53 *jaaaaaaag commercials
@athenastarbrite2955
@athenastarbrite2955 9 жыл бұрын
The one luxury car that most people will respect you for having yet wouldn't steal it even if they had the chance.
@deathtrap5556
@deathtrap5556 4 жыл бұрын
Because the interior is so useless it looks nothing like one that should be in a 50k+ car
@deathtrap5556
@deathtrap5556 3 жыл бұрын
@Arthur nice, but why don't they get interiors like the F type, but less sports oriented? The F type imo is the best modern day Jag
@Lincolntowncoupe
@Lincolntowncoupe 3 жыл бұрын
Because most of them were probably already nicked
@athenastarbrite2955
@athenastarbrite2955 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean?
@billpost4205
@billpost4205 3 жыл бұрын
There's only one kind of Jag sold in my country, the XF. 120k AUD. Could buy almost anything else and get better value for money.
@LoogiTheDino
@LoogiTheDino 8 жыл бұрын
I want a Jag just to say that.
@AKADEMIKparty
@AKADEMIKparty 6 жыл бұрын
I bought one exactly for that reason
@Microninja
@Microninja 6 жыл бұрын
Ha so did I lol
@tollyt7465
@tollyt7465 6 жыл бұрын
I've owned 6, and don't own a wallet.. Don't need one..
@jockellis
@jockellis 6 жыл бұрын
Hope you have a big bank account. Had an XJ-POS and there was always something needing $$$.
@amanofmanyparts9120
@amanofmanyparts9120 5 жыл бұрын
@@tollyt7465 I'm also on my umpteenth Jaaaag. Love 'em.
@Stew282
@Stew282 3 жыл бұрын
As a teenager, I got a job at a local garage valeting cars. We had this beautiful mignight blue XJ in once - walnut dash, big leather seats and all that. The centre console was massive with an ashtray on either side; both ashtrays were full of Cartier cigarette butts, and the ones in the passenger side had red lipstick on. That's when I decided that one day, I too would own a Jaaaag.
@lffit
@lffit 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@farewell4545
@farewell4545 2 жыл бұрын
That was the best description i’ve heard in a while
@christophermarsh6437
@christophermarsh6437 2 жыл бұрын
I think the owner was hoping you were going to clear out the cigarette butts with red lipstick on as they weren't smoked by his wife. Probably his secretary's or the new office junior. "I'm awfully sorry dear; I know it's our anniversary this weekend but I have to go away on business "
@lffit
@lffit 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@mohammedisa5585
@mohammedisa5585 2 жыл бұрын
@@christophermarsh6437 with my jaaaaaaaag
@duniacollymore1151
@duniacollymore1151 Ай бұрын
So apparently the new marketing team did not see this before that dsgracelfull add
@MrKingkz
@MrKingkz Ай бұрын
No they didn't 😂
@LuisNunes-ps4sl
@LuisNunes-ps4sl Ай бұрын
If they did they probably wouldn't get it anyway. Not that the boys were being subtle or anything 😁😁😜😜
@franklyfarmtours
@franklyfarmtours 10 жыл бұрын
I've got away with so much more since I bought my Jaaag...
@myelectroncloud
@myelectroncloud 10 жыл бұрын
Yes, I would have to agree. I've been let out of side roads more often in my Jaaaag then any car car I've owned before. Try getting that in a Mercedesautouniondeutschlandingolstadtbayerischemotorenwerke.
@myelectroncloud
@myelectroncloud 9 жыл бұрын
oldbanjo Yes, but the autobahn isn't in England...which is the whole point.
@owlie373
@owlie373 6 жыл бұрын
I live in Russia and my Mercedes also is respected, perhaps because of what drivers drove them in the 90s.
@ChannelNotFound
@ChannelNotFound 6 жыл бұрын
"drivers" you mean mobsters.
@The101Point1
@The101Point1 5 жыл бұрын
same here
@daemon1143
@daemon1143 3 жыл бұрын
Had a friend who had a jag, decades ago, he claimed it was the ultimate status symbol; it was so unreliable it proclaimed you were sufficiently well off that there was nowhere you really had to be.
@auberginemanproductions1608
@auberginemanproductions1608 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely the mindset of a person who has a jaaaaaaaag
@kaminsod4077
@kaminsod4077 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much. I love Jaguars to death, but I'd never own one unless i was well off enough to go to a specialized mechanic and hand him a blank check every time it needed servicing.
@ChristianStout
@ChristianStout Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's what people think of me in my RX-8 too.
@albertogregory9678
@albertogregory9678 Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I’ve read this week, thank you.
@FarmYardGaming
@FarmYardGaming 5 ай бұрын
That is nuts, and I love it
@mateusvin
@mateusvin 8 жыл бұрын
"Warm up the Jaaaaaag"
@seanoreilly1832
@seanoreilly1832 3 жыл бұрын
Comment
@danielainger
@danielainger 10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@truantray
@truantray 6 ай бұрын
"repair the Jaaaag", "tow the Jaaaag", "sell the Jaaaag"
@nakkieki
@nakkieki Жыл бұрын
14 years later and I still do the "he's got a JAAAAAG" part when I see a Jag driver behaving cocky in traffic.
@McElroysMotors
@McElroysMotors 5 ай бұрын
It must be the rules. :)
@ZvonimirPastuovic-o5p
@ZvonimirPastuovic-o5p Ай бұрын
Just saw Jaaaag rebranding and must say: this aged like fine milk :D
@MrKingkz
@MrKingkz Ай бұрын
It reminds us of a time when Jags where cool 😂
@MiraSubieGirl
@MiraSubieGirl 18 күн бұрын
No one will mind, the old models will skyrocket in value and be classics forever. Jag is dead.
@markwell4720
@markwell4720 3 жыл бұрын
A friend lent me his 8-year old Jag for a month recently. After a few days I found my personality had changed: I drove faster, I enjoyed overtaking for the first time in 45 years of driving, I didn’t need to be comforted by background music, I really enjoyed the tight turning circle, etc. It felt like a very powerful comfortable old fashioned saloon car… Many years ago I was a passenger in Austria as a young teenager and fell in love with Mercedes taxis… until my recent encounter with a Jaaaaagh!
@markymali
@markymali 10 жыл бұрын
I just bought a 3.0 V6 XF... now that's some Jaaaaag!!! It's elegant and gentlemanly until you flick the sport and dynamic mode on and then it turns into a mentalist! ......God I love my JAAAAG!!
@davefrance3721
@davefrance3721 6 жыл бұрын
Ditto. Even better with the S version. It took me 6 months to realise I could drive it in sorts mode and dynamic mode and get the fancy display up and manually control the upshifts and hold it on the red line....
@racketman2u
@racketman2u 6 жыл бұрын
mentalist? so like it can read your mind and know when you want to change gear?
@mikehendry34
@mikehendry34 3 жыл бұрын
@@racketman2u yes. Exactly that. They call it an automatic transmission
@yamaharidr450
@yamaharidr450 11 жыл бұрын
my dad had jags when i was growing up. This fits him perfectly
@Zacho789
@Zacho789 9 жыл бұрын
Soo... how many mums have you had so far?
@chrischen6664
@chrischen6664 6 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for not going to your school and watch your show but I got a Jagggggg
@daveweatherillable
@daveweatherillable 2 ай бұрын
And my dad lol
@baoh29able
@baoh29able Ай бұрын
Had to come back here to enjoy myself once more before I choose to never look up to the modern jag brand again.
@LuisNunes-ps4sl
@LuisNunes-ps4sl Ай бұрын
And in November 2024 jaguar said to bud light, hold my beer! 🤬🤬
@KrillLiberator
@KrillLiberator 9 жыл бұрын
I would have said this was all tar-brushing tosh.... except that when my best mate got a Jaaaag he started wearing Arfur Daley's coat and rocked up with a girlfriend ten years younger. wtf? And to top it all, when someone pulled out in front of him on the main road, he took no damage but wrote their car off. "I'm terribly sorry, I seem to have have torn the front end off your Renault... with my Jaaaag".
@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc
@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc 3 жыл бұрын
Only 10 years?
@KrillLiberator
@KrillLiberator 3 жыл бұрын
@@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc We were only 30 at the time!
@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc
@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc 3 жыл бұрын
@@KrillLiberator Give it time :)
@Beauloqs
@Beauloqs 11 ай бұрын
​@@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc 😂😂😂
@99ZondaS
@99ZondaS Ай бұрын
Who's here after seeing Jaguar ruin their brand image today?
@kristinazubic9669
@kristinazubic9669 Ай бұрын
Everyone.
@williamheyman5439
@williamheyman5439 6 жыл бұрын
So I was in the army, at Fort Ord, California, when i could afford a car. Monterey Car Company had a 1957 XK-140, for about $1300.00 dollars. And, the dealer said, it was once owned by Kim Novak, who lived next door, in Carmel. It had a three-point racing harness, unheard of in the day, which told me that it was probably not owned by Kim, and that it was probably very well-used. So, since the US Army owned the Laguna Seca race track, and allowed racing once a year (this was 1960) I was convinced by my fellow lieutenants that I should enter the Pro-Am race. Now the golfers had a pro-am tournament at the Bing Crosby Open, so the SCAA something like that) allowed as to how they would allow amateurs to race alongside the pros. So we ran to the cars, and within seconds I was passed by two Ferrraris, and scared out of my mind. Then it occurred to me that I was probably the only racer paying for his own fenders,, as I was pushed into the rail, and I retired after one lap, having spent most of my Dunlop racing tires, and I quit racing forever. But I was next stationed to Fort Sill, Oklahoma, and had to drive through Reno, where I had a service at the Bill Harrah garage. They saw the stickers and said I could drive their North American Racing Team Ferrari car. It had only three gauges. Oil pressure, water temperature, and a big tach, with grease pencil markings for the gear changes. I declined,, but the, as I made my way across America, wherever I stopped, people would stop. And they would look, and they would touch. Maybe it was the numbers. Maybe it was the stickers. Maybe it was the carbon streaks along the sides. Anyway, it was the best car I ever owned. And that is why I later got an E-Type and ran it in Europe. And you know? everyone liked those cars. And I wish I had them today..
@festivve
@festivve 3 жыл бұрын
Good story, thanks for that mate :)
@Zwodo
@Zwodo 3 жыл бұрын
Lovely
@-jimmyjames
@-jimmyjames 3 жыл бұрын
I wish you had those cars as well.
@philtucker1224
@philtucker1224 3 жыл бұрын
I hope you have written a book about your life with cars, I’m sure it would be pretty interesting 😊
@brownro214
@brownro214 3 жыл бұрын
Bill, I had similar experiences with my ‘67 E-Type Roadster. Sold it 1983 when the Army sent me along with my wife and 1 1/2 year old son to Germany. Could only take one car and it was hard to get two adults and a car seat for the young one in a two seat car. Had that car at Fort Ord in the late ‘70s. Everyone loved it.
@PeterWhiteheadViola
@PeterWhiteheadViola 8 жыл бұрын
I've started WW3... BUT ITS OK BECAUSE I'VE GOT A JAAAAAG
@sourcetattoos
@sourcetattoos 8 жыл бұрын
Keep up at the back. Ford havnt owned Jaguar for about 7 years
@AVINIDE
@AVINIDE 7 жыл бұрын
Combine that with 'drunk Queen' bit from Top Gear. Hello, thiiiss iss Queen sspeaking. I'm declaring a war.. in my Jaaaaag.
@GenericUsername-qp1ww
@GenericUsername-qp1ww 7 жыл бұрын
Hitlery's excuse if she evr became Prez
@gaminggoose2329
@gaminggoose2329 7 жыл бұрын
Peter Whitehead sorry but he owned a Volkswagen
@jamesclarkmaxwell-v2n
@jamesclarkmaxwell-v2n Ай бұрын
cars, music , masculine , freedom of speech , brave men matter
@backinblack03
@backinblack03 24 күн бұрын
Who's here after watching the new ad?
@ccateni28
@ccateni28 Ай бұрын
Who's here after that terrible Jaguar ad campaign... in their Jag?
@tartanvdl
@tartanvdl 13 жыл бұрын
I've had BMW's for 7 years and love them. Great drivers cars and practical. Now got an XF. I was worried about it not being as much fun to drive. No problem there, it handels like a much smaller car. However, its the feeling of being behind the wheel that is way superior in the Jag, in my opinion, a much nicer place to be than a Beemer! Well done Jaguar, keep up the great work....
@pillowdestroyer5694
@pillowdestroyer5694 3 жыл бұрын
Ime from the future and BMW is way better than jag
@davidkerr4103
@davidkerr4103 2 жыл бұрын
@Maximilian Bierwagen the 3rd LOL, you are replying to a 10 year old post! Glad to see you are keeping right up to date😉 Anyway, in the last decade, Beemers have got Fugly and Jaguar has failed to keep up with the change of direction within the industry. They started off well bringing out the iPace well before most of their competitors then sat back and let the whole industry pass them by. I think if both these companies don’t get their “fingers out”, and sort their sh1t out, they are going to struggle in the next few years.
@GewelReal
@GewelReal 2 жыл бұрын
@@pillowdestroyer5694 yeah, jag is not the same what they used to be
@denisohbrien
@denisohbrien 7 ай бұрын
@@GewelReal jaguar dropped the ball when they didnt release a new XJ .. jaguar is defined by big low saloons, ive owned every generation of XJ aside from the latest (moved to bmw due to similar driving dynamic and wasnt enamoured at the time with the styling of the new XJ) but would like to buy a newer xj in the future, not a crossover suv or a little XF or XE a proper big low slung saloon. pretty depressing tbh.
@user-ns3vs3bp3e
@user-ns3vs3bp3e 3 жыл бұрын
As somebody that just bought their first Jaaaaaag I can’t dispute this... I mean how was I meant to justify paying for an F type *and* paying taxes
@lorddarlo6194
@lorddarlo6194 3 жыл бұрын
When you have pure filth sitting on the drive that is basically Marlyn Munroe actually to American Lady Diana on Wheels who needs Tax. Tax what Tax
@ActionJotaPe
@ActionJotaPe 9 жыл бұрын
The back of that car is hideous in my opinion, but it doesn't matter....because it's a Jaaaaag.
@TraustiGeir
@TraustiGeir 9 жыл бұрын
+JotaPe679 Perfect summary.
@qwertgfdsaful
@qwertgfdsaful 8 жыл бұрын
I like that bag, reminds me of Lancia Thesis. Guess it's all about taste.
@joshsanderson5512
@joshsanderson5512 7 жыл бұрын
Teatro Theageri what bag you talking about kid?
@Mystic2760
@Mystic2760 7 жыл бұрын
I quite like it actually :D One of my favorite Jag designs to date
@bryanmurphy26
@bryanmurphy26 7 жыл бұрын
+1 on it being hideous
@mockingbird187
@mockingbird187 9 жыл бұрын
0:38 Driver: I'm terribly sorry. I ran over your dog... Dog owner: Oahhh! Driver: In my JAAAAAG! Dog owner: ¯\/(ツ)\/¯ Can someone animate these Jaaaaag scenes, PLEASE?
@PenisMcWhirtar
@PenisMcWhirtar 7 жыл бұрын
Jag owner: ‹’’›(Ͼ˳Ͽ)‹’’› Me: (╯°□°)--︻╦╤─ - - - Jag owner: y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵. RIP Me: {◕ ◡ ◕}
@aregmirzoyan869
@aregmirzoyan869 3 жыл бұрын
Top Gear
@teop7887
@teop7887 3 жыл бұрын
.... and then Jaguar took their words to the letter, and ran a brilliant commercial with iconic British villains 😁👍
@ps2516
@ps2516 Ай бұрын
Oh my god you know why you are here in 2024 November....
@mikeshearer1250
@mikeshearer1250 8 жыл бұрын
Everytime I see or hear about a Jaaaaaaag, i get reminded of this :P
@2013branth
@2013branth 8 жыл бұрын
Mate, it's shaaaaaaaaaaaaaag'd, missed opportunity.
@randyfleet9968
@randyfleet9968 3 жыл бұрын
I do love how the Brits pronounce the word. Jag-you-errrr! Just rolls off the tongue, and don't forget the sort of baritone touch!
@microcloudhd9231
@microcloudhd9231 3 жыл бұрын
That's how it's spelt.
@Dextroyer77
@Dextroyer77 10 жыл бұрын
The latest Jag commercial brought me back here. :D "It's good to be bad !"
@christophernagy5603
@christophernagy5603 11 жыл бұрын
I've got myself a 1994 Jaguar XJ12 6.0, beautiful piece of machinery. No need for a supercharger, sounds like it has one already, sucks air from the sky like it's quaffing it's favorite ale... Love It!
@devon896
@devon896 3 жыл бұрын
It's amazing that this car sold for over 10 years looking exactly the same yet on the outside it still looks only 4 or 5 years old.
@MsLilyhorse
@MsLilyhorse 10 жыл бұрын
Everything changed once I bought my Jaaaag.
@MsLilyhorse
@MsLilyhorse 10 жыл бұрын
1982 XJ-S TWR 6.3 V12 Getrag 5 Speed Lister body package. Black on Black. I wave as I slide past the Audi's and BMW's because I am in a Jaaag.
@EchosTackyTiki
@EchosTackyTiki 2 жыл бұрын
I remember a Jaguar advertisement I saw a few years back that had like 4 big name British actors who always play rich, stylish villains in it. Then I heard how they pronounced the name of the car; not "Jag-wire" like we do in the states, but "Jag-you-are". Haven't been able to pronounce it the American way since. I've been trying for like three years. Just can't do it in two syllables anymore.
@andycwb
@andycwb 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen this before, but having bought my first Jaaaag a few months ago someone sent me a link and I’m crying laughing at it.
@williana8790
@williana8790 3 жыл бұрын
He punched a producer, but it’s ok, he’s got a Jaaaaag
@AsTheSeasonsGray
@AsTheSeasonsGray 9 жыл бұрын
I'm going to miss this.....so much..... :,(
@nathanw9770
@nathanw9770 6 жыл бұрын
AsTheSeasonsGray don't worry. You can still watch it as long as you've got a jaaag
@paddyh8023
@paddyh8023 8 жыл бұрын
Loki: I have an army. Iron Man: We have a Jaaaaggg! Loki: Well shit.
@theyellowlightsaber3193
@theyellowlightsaber3193 3 жыл бұрын
Loki is the guy who does an advertisement for the jag though so that joke makes no sense itd be the other way around....
@jdpragmatic8644
@jdpragmatic8644 3 жыл бұрын
1:16 Jeremy’s Jaaaaag face here kills me
@EagleFang74
@EagleFang74 3 жыл бұрын
Growing up we had three jags at one point and I can confirm that half the fun is just saying the name. That and the dual fuel tanks.
@davidreid6222
@davidreid6222 10 жыл бұрын
I'm getting my jaaaaag soon! Cant wait
@brianlamont2482
@brianlamont2482 4 жыл бұрын
How is it going with the jaaaaag ?
@albirrugia595
@albirrugia595 3 жыл бұрын
Hows the jaaaaaaag
@RBS.23
@RBS.23 25 күн бұрын
You know, this is the obvious training video for the marketing department.
@crazedtofu
@crazedtofu 5 жыл бұрын
Police chief: Anything interesting happen today? Officer: I pulled a driver over for doing 150 mph in a 25 mph zone. I just gave him a warning........ Police chief: WTF?!!!! Officer:.......because he had a Jaaaaaaaaag. Police chief: Oh, okay.
@howizee
@howizee 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that they made a villain jag ad proves them right.
@nostalgiaof98
@nostalgiaof98 Ай бұрын
Sadly Jaguar didn't age the way this ad did
@liamrobinson3777
@liamrobinson3777 2 жыл бұрын
Love how James just jumps in at the start “who gives a pigs ass” brilliant
@TheMarkyMarx
@TheMarkyMarx 10 ай бұрын
Pig's Aaaarrrrrrse
@thomasdanielsen9151
@thomasdanielsen9151 8 жыл бұрын
Ever since me and my dad saw this, we have always said Jaaaaag xD
@oldschool1993
@oldschool1993 3 жыл бұрын
When I was in school I loved the old Jags- had a 120 FHC, a 140 and joined the local club in Seattle. There were a lot of sports car clubs back then, the MG club, the Healey, Triumph etc., but the Jag club was humbly named "The Jaguar Driver's Club of Northwest America". A lot of the owners were pilots or engineers at Boeing, so they had that fastidious tendency. I remember there was a pecking order in those days as well. When you would encounter another sports car on the road you would waive, but the lower ranks had to waive first before the upper folks would acknowledge.
@rador3573
@rador3573 10 жыл бұрын
"I terribly sorry to ran out of your dog ,oww,IN MY JAAAAAAG"
@nathanw9770
@nathanw9770 6 жыл бұрын
*calmly strays into Londons low emissions zone* *In my Jaaaaaag*
@mancubwwa
@mancubwwa 6 жыл бұрын
I bet it was I-pace...
@ps2bndled
@ps2bndled 3 жыл бұрын
I may pollute the greenhouses... but it doesn't matter, because I've got a 🇯 🇦 🇦 🇦 🇦 🇬
@Infernal_Elf
@Infernal_Elf Ай бұрын
@@mancubwwa On the i Pace actually it costs 20-30k Pounds to replace the cower for the battery the metal cover. Glue and islilation must contain safran.
@jaggass
@jaggass 9 жыл бұрын
the bit at the end is funny ''awfully sorry would you mind settling this? whilst i go and warm up the jaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg'' i can imagine that line being said in a program
@budman9327
@budman9327 9 жыл бұрын
Drive one. It's addictive...and you can get away with literally ANYTHING. Even the unwashed here in the States get it. Definitely something to love.
@brianwong7285
@brianwong7285 6 жыл бұрын
“Jags are so rogue-ish. You can take a girl out for dinner if you have a Jag, and then she will pay. You can go and stay with people for the weekend, help yourself to all their belongings, and no one will mind! Because? You have a Jaaaag!” Eventually used in S02E06 of The Grand Tour.
@a.paigeaderhold4377
@a.paigeaderhold4377 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve had the honor of owning 3 different ones through the yrs. most recent 04’ Vanden Plas ... love ❤️ my Jags
@d.ajithsekar421
@d.ajithsekar421 26 күн бұрын
I am waiting for the new commercial roast
@lukerogers151
@lukerogers151 9 жыл бұрын
Awfully sorry.
@jamesmartindale8968
@jamesmartindale8968 4 жыл бұрын
Luke Rogers would you mind settling this while I warm up the jaaaaag
@faerieSAALE
@faerieSAALE 3 жыл бұрын
WIfe to a close friend: "I just realized that my husband is having an affair and I don't know what to do about it!" Friend says; Couldn't you just confront her, and tell her to leave him alone? Wife: Her,!?! OH no, you misunderstood - it's with his Jaaaaaaag!
@georgec5479
@georgec5479 7 жыл бұрын
I can't quite tell if he is making fun of Jaguar owners, putting them down or making a compliment to the cars. But Jaguars have always been one of the best looking, best sounding, most comfortable and stylish cars.
@petershortland478
@petershortland478 Жыл бұрын
He loves jaaaggs
@Patrik2166
@Patrik2166 20 күн бұрын
Boi this sure aged like fine wine
@SierraJuliaDelta-p9j
@SierraJuliaDelta-p9j 2 ай бұрын
This never gets old
@stene123
@stene123 9 ай бұрын
90% of Jaaaags brand value comes from these guys making it so damn cool 😅
@SuperCompany007
@SuperCompany007 8 жыл бұрын
Putin needs to buy a jag. "I've sent troops into Ukraine, but it's ok cause i've got a Jag"
@Loundsify
@Loundsify 5 жыл бұрын
Just killed all my opposition but it's ok cause I've got a Jaaaag
@keeperofeurobeat8421
@keeperofeurobeat8421 5 жыл бұрын
I've killed 20 million of my own people by starving them, but it's okay because I've got a _Jaaaaaaag._
@IamdefiantlynotTzeentchOramI
@IamdefiantlynotTzeentchOramI 4 жыл бұрын
Oh I just overthrew a monarchy. "But it's ok cause I've got a Jaaaaaaaaaaaag"
@laurentparodi5261
@laurentparodi5261 4 жыл бұрын
Except there are no russian troops in the ukraine......
@Vemppu_Lutku
@Vemppu_Lutku 4 жыл бұрын
@@laurentparodi5261 x'D good one
@BfmvOwnz1
@BfmvOwnz1 12 жыл бұрын
Me being pulled over by the police "Oh no, not again.... I wasn't even driving too fast" Police:"Sir, was that you who smoked your tires in the parking garage?" Me: "Yes... in my Jaaaaag" Police:"Oh, it's fine then, just go ahead"
@ShahidKhan-ke8fe
@ShahidKhan-ke8fe 3 жыл бұрын
At last, something beautiful you can truly own.
@BfmvOwnz1
@BfmvOwnz1 12 жыл бұрын
Love Jeremy's face whenever he says Jaaaaaaag :D
@NyanSten
@NyanSten 9 жыл бұрын
Well, it turned out you can't get away with everything if you got a Jag. We'll miss you, Jeremy.
@helddominance5033
@helddominance5033 5 жыл бұрын
Ah! He had a Lambo at that point! Didn't follow the thread....
@thearena4688
@thearena4688 28 күн бұрын
Where is Jeremy Clarkson when you need him. Brand went from Jaguar to Faguar in 3.0 seconds 😅
@3mma_533
@3mma_533 Жыл бұрын
Second vehicle was a used 2004 X-Type; massive upgrade from an 05 Dodge Dakota. Never been the same person since tbh
@grooveskaler8341
@grooveskaler8341 9 ай бұрын
Are there any special ways to warm up the Jaaaaag ?
@Bulldog23636
@Bulldog23636 Ай бұрын
Oh boy
@kristinazubic9669
@kristinazubic9669 Ай бұрын
Yep.
@joedo8052
@joedo8052 2 ай бұрын
"Who here's got a Jag? You've got a Jag? .. Look at him!" xD
@Beechgoose1
@Beechgoose1 3 жыл бұрын
When i was a kid, still living at home, i did a stint in a factory, and worked with an old guy who had a JAAG... He was like a cross between Windsor Davis and Santa Claus, in a good way...
@dchawk81
@dchawk81 6 жыл бұрын
Jaguar needs to offer "Jaaag" as a trunk lid emblem option. Or somebody needs to make them aftermarket.
@antmanatthemoment7233
@antmanatthemoment7233 2 жыл бұрын
Waitress: I'm married Jezza: that's OK babe, I've got a jaaaaag
@martytdd1606
@martytdd1606 3 жыл бұрын
Loved that era of top gear
@fourcanuck
@fourcanuck 19 күн бұрын
We know why we’re all here
@james64ibm
@james64ibm 6 ай бұрын
Can confirm. The police let me off with a warning after my bank robbery yesterday when I told them that the money will go towards the purchase of a Jaaag.
@ManForToday
@ManForToday 11 жыл бұрын
Hahahah hilarious. Would you mind settling this while I go and warm up the JAAAAAG
@blairbrown4812
@blairbrown4812 3 жыл бұрын
Two years later,Clarkson would race the sun in that very Jag.
@AnabolicAsylum
@AnabolicAsylum 11 жыл бұрын
Thank you Top Gear! My new license plate frame reads: -Jaguar- "The preferred car of white-collar criminals."
@scsutton1
@scsutton1 9 күн бұрын
Say what you want about the Jaguar rebrand, but it's got us all talking about the company again.
@frenzl66
@frenzl66 14 жыл бұрын
Bought an S-type because of this video! My wife and I keep on jaaaaaaagging since :-)
@ebthegt5572
@ebthegt5572 7 жыл бұрын
This sums up my dad in a way, except for the whole going away for the weekend part.
@confusedungabunga4232
@confusedungabunga4232 Ай бұрын
Welcome to the fall of a legendary car maker. Anyone saw the new gay rebranding ad?🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
@fabviziopolonia8719
@fabviziopolonia8719 Ай бұрын
poor Jag,
@oddities-whatnot
@oddities-whatnot 7 ай бұрын
In 1990 I got free use of a nearly new XJ6 for a few days. As a young man I was highly impressed. Happy memories.
@lilybond6485
@lilybond6485 3 жыл бұрын
I have noticed when traveling on the Interstate in bumper to bumper traffic -- I am let in immediately when wanting to change lanes. I know that I used to do that because I wanted to look at the car and dream about having one.
@philausa9629
@philausa9629 3 жыл бұрын
I have a Jag and a Caddie. I don’t ever want to say any of that ))) sounds funny but I just enjoy a good car ride in either one
@codyerickson3550
@codyerickson3550 2 жыл бұрын
My dad had a 2011 Jag XFR when I was in high school. I took my date to senior prom in it, haha.
@Metal-Possum
@Metal-Possum 11 жыл бұрын
The British were the first to properly refine the "total loss oil system", nobody else does it better than they do.
@aregmirzoyan869
@aregmirzoyan869 3 жыл бұрын
Never get tired by watching this
@MichaelD8393
@MichaelD8393 10 жыл бұрын
What episode is the from? Also 0:33 "It's ok cuz he's got a JAAAAG"! Epic Jeremy, epic!
@loganwitte3477
@loganwitte3477 3 жыл бұрын
Had a '99 XJR and a '00 XJ8L. As much as they are to keep up with, they really are interesting machines
@terencejay8845
@terencejay8845 5 жыл бұрын
I had a V12 Daimler Jaaag, and i'm quite close to that description, but I've never been jailed. Came close, but no.
@arnold8002
@arnold8002 3 жыл бұрын
because you've got a Jaaaaag...
@mattyb.5628
@mattyb.5628 Ай бұрын
Jeremy: "You've got a Jag?" _Points._ "Look at him!"
@lonewolf031
@lonewolf031 2 жыл бұрын
Jaguar should hire those three to advertise their next Jaaaag!.
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