May, Clarkson, Hammond "Jaaaag" and Jaguar Stereotypes Compilation

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[@ashtondimovski7074]

As a Jaguar owner, I can confirm…these stereotypes are true. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go warm up the Jaaaaaag.

[@williamaldred335]

You mind helping me borrow an oil painting?

[@themark443]

is the tool kit just a lock picking set?

[@jacknedry3925]

Your profile picture adds to your comment…

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

Pls don’t steal my paintings

[@williamaldred335]

@@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK We aren't stealing, we are just borrowing, we will give back.

[@ethanol1586]

Every time I see a jaguar I cant help but say "jaaaaaaag"

[@Lorddonen]

Same 😂

[@reza5508]

I think we all have that problem

[@terryc8164]

Me too :)

[@sarnieken]

I own one and when anyone asks me what I have, I can't just say 'It's a Jaguar'. Wouldn't be right. :)

[@futurecat]

Yep. I want one now.

[@DeanMoxley87]

Let’s be honest We’d all have Hammond’s Villainous Jaaag

[@DannyPhilipsen]

I would love that! It's so freaking cool!

[@Farout656]

When I take over the world, that is the car I will be driven around in.

[@callumhardy5098]

Oh yes! I’d give someone else’s left arm for one of them.

[@Moose6340]

Agreed. That is one big beautiful badass car. And I'd get to look at it a lot as I'm waiting on the side of the road for the wrecker to come get me after it broke down again!

[@TS50ER]

Is this this the car that needs the whole rear end removed to change the brake pads?

[@adityasundaram9299]

The first clip, I love how happy he is to say jaaaag, and when the audience applauded because they knew it was iconic, I thought it was such a wholesome moment

[@omarks]

moronic, not iconic

[@caiusactinunwise1412]

@@omarks ok

[@xXTheTrainKidXx]

@@omarks shut up

[@adamoutulny2345]

@@omarks mad?

[@romelnegut2005]

@@adamoutulny2345 He really is.

[@artemnoelgames]

*Jezza and May both liked Hammond’s pick* “Whatever you do, okay? Do not tell him that” “No, no…… Hammond you idiot” I’m crying😂😂😂😂

[@paladin8052]

Wot?

[@shallowgrey]

From the beginning of TG until now I would say Hammond most consistently brings the right car. The Opel in Botswana, the WRX in Egypt, The classic Mini in India the list goes on

[@DatacronKeeperEvan]

@@shallowgrey the classic mini, until he painted the Mexican Flag on the hood.

[@shallowgrey]

@@DatacronKeeperEvan lmao that made me wonder if Jeremy was actially right about him secretly being American

[@DatacronKeeperEvan]

@@shallowgrey listen we all know he is an American by heart

[@top_banananaplays]

I work as security. Any time a Jag comes and I have to radio the other guards I always say "guy coming up for parking... in a Jaaag"

[@smoke4287]

legend

[@andriealinsangao613]

Bet they love it!

[@colinstewart1432]

U can't park there sir - yes I can, I drive a Jaaag🤣

[@andriealinsangao613]

@@colinstewart1432 😎😎😎

[@intorsusvolo7834]

I really want a Jag so I can make Jaaaaaag jokes.

[@NorrisHistoryCorner]

I've had two and both broke down within the first year (they were second hand though and owned by jaaaaag drivers). I still want one now though.

[@maestro4287]

You can joke all the way to the mechanic every week

[@intorsusvolo7834]

@@maestro4287 that’s why I _didn’t_ get one :9

[@futurecat]

I would love to get a Jag, but I've driven a lot of large, heavy cars, kinda worn out on em, prefer smaller cars now. But if they ever made a Jag under 2,500 pounds...

[@callumhardy5098]

I’ve got a jaaaaaaaag.

[@paperplanet1128]

- He simply borrowed a wheel from another car...to use. - And he's gonna give it back? - Of course he is! Because he drives a *JaAaAaAg*

[@willmason5774]

This is my new favourite comment.

[@SouthKoreanGovernment69]

I wonder how many cigs Clarkson smoked to get that voice

[@00O000OO]

That last bit about the Jaguar tool kit being for burglary is hilarious, and you can tell they were genuinely enjoying riffing on that bit.

[@patagualianmostly7437]

Love that Tool Kit ....get stopped by the Police and a quick charge of "Going Equipped" will swiftly follow!

[@Seeker-wq8jc]

I genuinely couldn't help myself when they said the tools weren't necessarily for fixing the car.

[@Emppu_T.]

I saw an old white haired jaguarist recently, he pulled up to the corner shop in his white xk convertible and his young mistress jumped out to get something. What a jag lad ,im not kidding.

[@RedJLP]

Did you tell him it was a jaaaaaag?

[@NorrisHistoryCorner]

I've had two x-types and I had a grey haired jaaaag lad come up to it and start looking it over. He told me he had an e-type back in the day, but didn't say whether he'd bought it or... "borrowed" it...

[@marrybichaelmore3372]

I'm now referring to myself as a jaguarist all the time thankyou

[@vw5056]

He probably sported an E-Type in the 70's. What a Chad.

[@Cynsham]

@@NorrisHistoryCorner "I used to do a bit of tax dodging back in my day, used to have an E type Jaaaaaaaag!"

[@daniilromanenko3677]

0:49 one of my favorite moments from The Grand Tour - when after that moment, Jeremy says something along the lines of "I hate it when people haggle in places like this.. it doesn't matter to you, it matters a LOT to them".. one of the many moments that shows that he's actually a good person

[@rsc8841]

And then literally after that scene, Hammond is trying to haggle.. lmfao

[@worldcomicsreview354]

A street seller in Vietnam asked me what was probably way over the odds for a t-shirt... but it was still only about £4 so I just handed it over.

[@demoniack81]

The heart is in the right place, but at the same time ridiculously overpaying for an item just because you're a foreigner sets a bad precedent. If it's a couple bucks who cares, but otherwise it's not great.

[@daniilromanenko3677]

@@demoniack81 agreed, but i do think Jeremy was talking about the people who like to haggle over a couple of bucks

[@benjaminlumsden]

But on this occasion he should have just taken the Jaaaag belt.

[@filipjugovic6952]

Love how jaguars tool kit is not necessary for fixing the car.

[@shanec9672]

The three of them discussing the mark ten toolkit is probably my favorite little moment from The Grand Tour. You know these guys are constantly doing scripted takes and refining their lines and all that, but there, Jeremy is almost falling down laughing because he just thought of the "toolkit for burglary" line, and God bless everyone involved for leaving it in.

[@SenseiRaisen]

@@shanec9672 I always see the way they talk, scripted or unscripted its the same way you talk with your friends. Mainly because you know you can joke and been a prick to each other in a sort of likeable way, mainly because at the end of the day you enjoy talking with them about the same things and laugh about it.

[@mogmason6920]

“It’s got a Jemmy in it” I’ve always loved that the wheel brace has a crowbar on the other end!

[@voornaam3191]

@@mogmason6920 I loved that your comment has an end to it on the mysterious end. Wtf is a wheel brace? And wtf is a crow bar? Can you drink a pint in that bar? When I need to google all the three letter words, it is time to stop reading. Not punny. And why is Hilde lacking a capital? All Hildes I know are Hilde, not hilde. Are you an igma?

[@MilkDrinker218]

@@voornaam3191 you alright?

[@Trades46]

I work at a dealership and got 3 buyers coming in on the same day. The family picking up the Lexus came 30 min prior to their promised arrival. The couple that came for the Audi came exactly on time. The last client walked in 50 minutes late, or about 10 minutes prior to our closing time. The car she brought? Jag. The jokes write themselves.

[@dpm2937]

But you didn't mind because it's a jaaaaaaaaag

[@ineedapharmists]

@@dpm2937 this fucking cun- I'll take the jag Oh I'm just an asshole

[@ashtondimovski7074]

What can I say, old sport? A Jaaaaag driver will arrive late and with style. Always. And with borrowed oil paintings in the back.

[@asiandrag0n]

its ok cause she brought a jaaaaag.

[@throwback19841]

@@ashtondimovski7074 Im taking my Jaaaag on a rally in about a month, I have been hitting up garage and estate sales looking for appropriate-looking items to store in the trunk for the show and shine section of the drive...

[@whoknows8264]

I genuinely love that they love Jags unabashedly but will in the same breath insult them by saying most of their owners are criminals. Very British

[@Cynsham]

That's the relationship a lot of people have with british/european cars. Love the styling and the hadnling characteristics, but they're either devilishly unreliable, devilishly expensive to maintain, or both.

[@Jabber-ig3iw]

It’s not an insult.

[@anonymous-ts5ih]

They don’t insult the Jaaaaags, just their owners.

[@jamesf456]

They never said jaaaag owners were criminals, how rude! Jaaaag owners always return what they borrrow

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

No one can ever say "Jag" without almost unhinging your jaw like a snake and dragging out the middle letter. It's scientifically impossible not to do so.

[@twotailedavenger]

Kinda like how you can't say "cozzie" without having a stroke?

[@literallyanangrymoose7717]

It's THE LAW

[@Bim_Chicken]

​@@twotailedavenger or Evohhh

[@kidneyfailure4620]

0:44 best jaaaaaaaag ever said in the history of saying *jaaaaaaaag*

[@willch.2259]

"Awfully sorry..." "Bit of an issue with the wallet!" "Would you mind awfully settling this while I go and warm up the Jaaaaag?"

[@joaquinfranco9012]

After watching this, I immediately searched for a 90s XJ. I don't care if it strands me. Cause i'll always have a reason when it inevitably does. Because, I have a Jaaaaaaaag.

[@callumhardy5098]

I have an XJ TDVi 2007 they are very reliable and still look like a proper jaaaaaaaag.

[@callefalk4457]

Se på FAAN!!!

[@liberatorkramit]

I had a 98, drove it all over. Even added a high powered stereo. No issues at all. Even from some random cheap car lot. Nothing. Just worked every time. Drove like a dream, had power to spare. Not even electronic issues. I was both surprised daily and overwhelmingly ecstatic.

[@useyourbrain6937]

@@liberatorkramit what type? Xj6? Or xjr?

[@freddieparrydrums]

D550 FHN

[@cheekychicken8606]

Jeremy is very misunderstood. He often comes of as a raging buffoon but he is actually a lovely bloke who is kind to strangers

[@auberginemanproductions1608]

His problem is he has no brain to mouth filter. He just seems to say whatever's in his head regardless of its severity

[@freddieparrydrums]

@@auberginemanproductions1608 Which is refreshing these days

[@auberginemanproductions1608]

@@freddieparrydrums He has the unfortunate habit of making rather provocative comments sometimes, although I'm sure not in bad faith

[@freddieparrydrums]

@@auberginemanproductions1608 yeah guess so. I think people are just snowflakes about it though

[@auberginemanproductions1608]

@@freddieparrydrums People are definitely too sensitive about a lot of stuff he says, but he DOES occasionally make genuinely problematic comments. It's easy to see he's more of an "all bark and no bite" type of person though, at least usually

[@S0M3GUY778]

I love how 4:14 they go from admiring Hammond's Jag to calling him an idiot with a completely straight face because they can't let him know they admire his Jag lmao

[@NW255]

“The jaguar toolkit is just for burglaries” it’s like the manufacturer knew that all their customers were petty criminals 😂

[@shred1894]

Art theft and bank robbery isn't 'petty'.

[@cameronwebster3708]

Clarkson: "That is a proper Jag. Whatever you do, don't tell him." May: "Hammond you idiot!" I love how they can never let each other know they did well lol.

[@jezzahammondcaptainslow1254]

Every jaguar owner's anthem:'' I HAVE A JAAAAAAAG''

[@nicopillay4059]

Every time Clarkson says "YeEeEeSss!"

[@a.l-x1612]

…. time for another zesty drink

[@TiagoFerreira20930]

@@a.l-x1612 uh... Damn it!

[@EmperorSigismund]

4:36 That close up of the broken door fitting really got me, what a special little detail.

[@RyneLanders]

"That's a proper Jaaaaag, but don't tell him that." "Hammond, you idiot!"

[@Doug791]

We have a 4.2 V8 and even my wife likes telling people "oh , we came in the jaaaag". We are in our fifties!🤣😎

[@wazaagbreak-head6039]

Ok boomer

[@Doug791]

@@wazaagbreak-head6039 really ? Ok.

[@SM-cq1mm]

Sounds like y'all know how to have fun

[@Doug791]

@@SM-cq1mm got to have a laugh mate , especially at yourself ! 😁😁

[@andriealinsangao613]

Question, what model is it, and is it a proper *JAAAAAAAAG* ?

[@sethevans5318]

If these guys weren’t tv show hosts they would be the worlds best car salesmen

[@averywho6430]

I’m pretty one of them actually was, they worked for Volvo but crashed a car and got fired

[@SenseiRaisen]

@@averywho6430 WELP! Giving the reputation of Volvo and how he make fun of it everytime it got the opotunity, no wonders.

[@jedi_.66]

@@averywho6430 HAMMOOOND

[@madlarkin8]

"THIS is definitive.... THAT is derivative" Call the burn ward, clarkson incoming.

[@andrewperry605]

We had a 420g. Great to drive, handled great, but you need a fulltime mechanic who is slightly insane to keep it going

[@richardharrold9736]

I somehow doubt that. The XK6 engine is famously reliable. Five Le Mans wins and forty years of British Army service under its belt...

[@boonamai8926]

@@richardharrold9736 You might be surprised but there are things other than the engine that can break on cars.

[@richardharrold9736]

@@boonamai8926 it's always the engines that Americans seem to have trouble with in anything European. Overhead camshafts? COMMUNISM!

[@h3110legomaster]

​@@richardharrold9736 id rather take a car from the AMAZING American Market Japanese Brand Cars that are mostly imported from European Countries and other places, such as the Nissan Rogue/Qashqai which is a British car with a French engine.

[@richardharrold9736]

@@h3110legomaster American market Japanese brand cars are mostly made in the US or imported from European factories anyway. Pretty sure quite a few Toyotas available in the US are Burnaston built with Deeside engines for good measure. The Nissan Rogue/Qashqai is a British car with a French engine. Remember the legendary Honda Civic EP3? Built in Swindon. Subaru were nothing until Prodrive got involved with them and turned them into rally winners. British automotive influence is a lot more pervasive than you'd imagine.

[@bellycauldron.7580]

I actually noticed something. The Jaguar on the Jaguar's logo makes the exact same face, that you do when you say "Jaaaaaag".

[@patagualianmostly7437]

Good call!

[@PhilWood82]

Hammond: (gets out of his Jaaaaag) 😃 May: Hammond, you idiot! Hammond: 😳 ⁉️

[@larsfillmore4765]

His smile quickly knocked off his face with May's comment - hilarious!

[@-TJ-]

Could you do a Clarkson "ist" compilation? - Stabist - Cricketist

[@jolly5319]

vegetablist

[@DeanMoxley87]

@@jolly5319 🤣🤣🤣

[@futurecat]

Frenchist - when suggesting Britain quietly decree everyone must have onions in their car, then fining any Frenchist they catch.

[@ivandrago72]

Stupidist (i know it’s spelt stupidest)

[@couldntmixapotnoodle]

Environmentalist. Edit: scratch I think there was a point where he called them "Environmentals"

[@Prototheria]

As an X150 and X351 owner, I can attest that this is indeed the most accurate review of the ownership experience.

[@cirrus8791]

How has the X351 been for running costs/reliability?

[@Prototheria]

@@cirrus8791 Not bad at all. We're in the US and it's a 2016 L Portfolio, which means the 3.0L V6, 8HP70 tranny, and AWD. We bought it as a CPO with 11k miles and it currently has 62k. We recently did a tranny flush/fill/filter and at 28k, it needed a set of front brakes. My wife drives it mostly and she uses the hell out of the adaptive cruise, which is why I think the front brakes had to be addressed so soon. Otherwise has just been gas, oil, a battery, and tires. Now that it's out of warranty, I turn all the wrenches on it and I've found OEM parts to be roughly the same as what you'd expect at a Toyota dealer. Mechanically, the car isn't hard to work on, but it requires a bit more finesse than something from Japan or America. My biggest gripe is the lack of engine braking and I attribute this to the 8HP. My XKR has the 6HP28 with the 5.0L engine and if you're looking two steps ahead in traffic, you barely need the brakes. Then again, people around here drive like pussies. Anyway... No engine braking. You might counter with the extra weight and the smaller engine being a contributing factor, but I disagree, since I've driven a friend's XF-RS with the same 5.0L V8 as my XKR mated to the same 8HP as my XJL. It demonstrates the same lack of engine braking that the XJL does. Otherwise, the 8HP is seamless. It's so good, you don't even notice it. The 6HP is great as well, but you do notice the shifts a bit more. Jag has come a long way from the days of the British Leyland piles of garbage and as much as I hate to say it, Ford deserves credit for pulling them from the gutter. If you're considering one, I'd suggest two things- DO NOT buy from a used car lot; private sellers have had a vested interest in the car and are more likely to fix issues rather than just cover them up like used car lots. 2nd point is to spend $300 or whatever and have the car inspected by a Jaguar dealer. They'll give it an in-depth go over as if it were being considered for a CPO and will write you up an estimate for all repairs needed (if any), which will give you negotiating leverage if you decide to move forward with the purchase. We're casually looking to add a SWB XJ to the fleet, but are aiming at a 2011-2012 Supercharged or Supersport because while they have the older electronics and infotainment, it also has the 6HP instead of the 8HP. We test drove an '11 Supercharged at a local used car lot to see how we liked it, and we feel it's nearly the best of both the XKR and XJ: enough power to make you hope to be at the front of the line at a light, and an interior and ride that will treat you and your passengers like royalty. If it weren't for the traffic-stopping good looks of the X150 (just my opinion), I'd rather have a SC'd 5.0L XJL as my daily driver. We're in Utah and if you're around here, I'd be happy to meet up and let you sample both vehicles. Spoiler: The XKR is far from stock in the power and brakes department. ;) Shoot me a private message on here and we can go from there. *edit- Oh yeah... and the XKR has 96k on it and sees several track days, autocrosses and many, many canyon runs a year. Believe me when I say that I use all of the car. It's needed a few more parts as a result, but you weren't asking about it, so I won't bore you with that. Both cars, electrically, have been Honda reliable.

[@StarboyXL9]

So you rob banks for a living?

[@Prototheria]

@@StarboyXL9 No. I just do that for fun. My day job is conducting hostile corporate takeovers that result in laying off 95% of the existing workforce and outsourcing their jobs overseas.

[@StarboyXL9]

@@Prototheria Ah. So you rob the working class instead of banks then.

[@pacificostudios]

That 1967 Jaguar deserves to be in a museum. Very beautiful.

[@CycolacFan]

Sadly Hammond wrecked it.

[@Efferheim]

It belongs in a museum… along with all the paintings in the boot.

[@tomxdonnet]

My company car is an XF. Thanks to Jeremy, everytime I spot someone else on the road in a Jag, I just point at it and say “Jaaaaaag” nonchalantly. Half of the time they’ll spot me and wave back 😏

[@BenEmberley]

Because they have a Jyaaaaaaaaaaaag ^_^

[@jamsstar2010]

What job you do for that as a company car 😳

[@BenEmberley]

@@jamsstar2010 work for Jyeaaaaaaaaaaaagg? ^_^

[@frankdeutan]

5:46 simply the best moment "all of the Jaguar toolkit is just for burglars"

[@Metabbroke4587]

They are not they are a little small for the car It has to be a thief tool kit

[@zackpenhaligon9904]

3:05 the best Jaaaaaag driver impression 😆

[@6991cg]

The fact that Jeremy said keep the change means he's not a proper jaaaag owner, he failed the jaaaag test

[@williamaldred335]

Nar he is letting him borrow his change, he will expect it back with interest

[@vickidianacoghlan8946]

Jeremy nails the pronunciation of the word Jag.

[@testsubject747]

when they get to the Jag painting borrower's toolkit I always lose it

[@saltyapostle44]

That old jag looks tough as hell. Would make a fabulous resto-mod platform.

[@richardharrold9736]

Yep, enlarge the big six-cylinder engine from 4.2 to 5.4 litres (bore from 92 to 95mm, stroke from 106 to 127mm) using a Crosthwaite & Gardiner aluminium block, an easy 450bhp, torque about the same. 5-speed manual or a modern auto, uprated coilovers using the original IRS geometry. They’ve already got an LSD as standard. Electric windows, modern aircon and heated/cooled electric seats, modern infotainment... converting it to EFI with wheel speed sensors would enable ABS and traction control to be added...

[@christopherdean1326]

@@richardharrold9736 Or the 7 litre Lister V12.......

[@richardharrold9736]

@@christopherdean1326 I wouldn’t, for two simple reasons. One, the V12 doesn't fit easily in the Mk10's surprisingly narrow engine bay - it has been done, but it requires losing the heater. The stock V12 heads are crap too - the XK6 head is much better. You could convert the V12 to DOHC with AJ16 or Tera heads, but that would make it even more difficult to fit in. Also, the V12 is a short stroke engine - it really lacks torque. If you drive a 5.3 XJ12 and a 4.2 XJ6 back to back, the XJ6 is actually the faster car in the real world. Even that 7-litre engine had a stroke of only 84mm - there was also a 7.4 which went to 88.5mm, I think by an offset grind on the HUGE rod journals of the 7.0 crank, and with that and the widest liners ever fitted to a Jag V12, you could go to 8.3 litres - but even that is going to be a 9000+rpm screamer better suited to an XJS race car than a heavy luxury saloon. A 5.4 XK6 would make a lot more low-end torque while also being more refined.

[@PNoblesGarage]

You would ruin it

[@richardharrold9736]

@@PNoblesGarage no, there is room for sympathetic modification and incremental improvement without losing the soul of the car... but just doing the usual US "Pro Touring" thing (grey paint, tinted windows, modern alloy wheels, air suspension, LS swap...) certainly would ruin it.

[@shallowgrey]

5:38 I have to agree with May. I wasn't even there, but I can tell just looking at that boot that it smells horribly of varnish and bodily fluids.

[@averywho6430]

This show has corrupted me, I can never see a Jaguar and NOT say “thats a jagggggg”

[@leowestgarth711]

"All the equipment you need to go out and borrow another one" 😂

[@FearlessLeader2001]

I just love to death the fact that in the 1960s the toolkit that came in Jaaaaaags was designed around burglary. Crying laughing.

[@didgereemedia194]

I work at a Jaaaaaaggg dealership as a detailer

[@HSMiyamoto]

My mom had a Jaguar Sovereign in the 1990s -- from all I heard about Jags, I was terrified it would break down in some hideously costly way, and it never did. Everything in it felt and sounded delicate to me. We replaced it with a Lexus ES300 (a Camry with leather seats), and it ran 23 years.

[@EyePatchGuy88]

The Sovreign is a favorite of mine, a classy look.

[@zero3778]

"Crap, he brought the best Jaag out of the three of us..." "He can never know this..." "Hammond, you idiot!"

[@emilypeck6929]

It is a gorgeous car! Like, that is the kind of Jaguar that an infamous gentleman burglar would drive!

[@maley2552]

Jag owner- "Honey I'm going to go warm up the Jaaaaaggggg." Husband/Wife- "Where are we going?" Jag Owner- "Let's take the kids to the zoo, to look at the Jaaaaaagggsssss."

[@MakeMagic]

"That's a properly villainous jag" 😂

[@TheVagolfer]

At 4:27, Hammond isn't even out of the car before he get's a - "Hammond, you idiot."

[@kamilomar9134]

There's DEFINITELY something unique about the image that a JAAAAAAG projects. I've seen conversation come to an immediate 'STOP' the second a JAAAAAAG comes within 40ft, and the looks of admiration from the people on the pavement is quite fun to see. It's as if the name has embodied something of the actual animal into the presence of the car. And as for the XF/XJ 3.0/50 models, well they're just 'Girl Bait' on wheels - YES, there are faster sleeker cars from Germany - BUT, NONE ARE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS!!.

[@-TJ-]

I do love the Jaaag jokes

[@telebob5983]

I appreciate Mr. Hammond's remark about the 420G being favoured by villainous bankrobbers and all, but according to no less an authority than Robert Hughes, that distinction really belonged to the S-Type of the 1960s, did it not?

[@daniePM]

I think it was the MK2

[@neilbriggs5292]

The remark was probably made on the basis that the Kray twins owned a number of 420G's over the years

[@bobhob35]

Mark 1 @ 2 in the late 50s early 60s but s types later on. They had a larger boot and better rear suspension. All of them were very fast and easy to steal. Just borrow they car you need for the job and away you go.

[@neilbone9490]

Jag Mk II 3.4 the 1960’s armed robbers getaway car of choice.

[@keabot]

I’d rather a mk10 bigger is better

[@asdliveman12]

the jag toolkit is just for burglary. I died at that comment.

[@cinemaipswich4636]

The Jag XJ6 was the favorite car for farmers in Australia. They had fantastic suspension, and were great for driving to town 200 miles away. Most were retro-fitted with 350 cu in V8's, which made the journey quick.

[@amirardalan1903]

3:00 Have you got a Jag? (Zooms in on the James Bond Villain from Tomorrow Never Dies)

[@gandurk]

I'm Norwegian so I have never really met a Jaaag owner but I love this. Is it safe to say that no Top Gear stereotype is entirely trustworthy, buts in a really nice, likable way?

[@joweeqc98]

I see what u did there lol

[@donmontague4107]

Well played :)

[@RD19902010]

are there no Jags in Norway?

[@Catonzo]

@@RD19902010 More than a few, but they are generally not used since most of them are classics. I've been personally looking at Jaaaaag XJS for a few years, but never actually bought one. Primarily because they guzzle petrol like insane (even the HE ones) and I want a car for daily use... and every day I drive about 50kilometers to job (to and back home combined) and that would easily cost me ~$15 every single day. And since I have an EV and can charge for free, I have to be a tiny bit sensible. The cars range from relatively cheap to outrageous prices ($15,000 to $40,000) because no one is really sure how much they really are willing to pay for one. Back a few years when I first started looking they were some $5000 then got a popularity boost for some reason. Otherwise I would -steal- borrow everyone's silver cutlery and oil paintings as well.

[@liberatorkramit]

Some of my favorite moments in the Trios history had to do with the Jaaaaaaags. So you could imagine how I acted toward EVERYONE when I bought my own Jag. lol. Not even in this video was "Jaaaaaggg" said so many times in any single day.

[@ultimategmoneyremaber1821]

Bond should get a jag so he can flert outrageously with a waitresses

[@liamc9998]

Bond doesn’t need a Jag to do that.

[@ultimategmoneyremaber1821]

But are Aston Martin drivers are like jag drivers

[@HughMyron372]

@@ultimategmoneyremaber1821 A Aston is just a dressed up Jaag

[@chrisoddy8744]

Don't the villains all drive Jags anyway (when they're not in Mercs or Rolls, obviously). Might be a bit confusing for Bond if he's driving the same car as the villains 🤣🤣

[@Veyron722skyhook]

@@chrisoddy8744 I definitely remember Die Another Day had a Jag as the villain car. Not sure if there were any others.

[@christopherwall2121]

I think it's safe to say you can draw a line from the Jaaaag meme to that actual Jaguar commercial with all those British guys who excel at playing villains.

[@Jabber-ig3iw]

Yes kudos to Jaguar for embracing it.

[@FreshPineapple1]

I can't get over that disgustingly deep JaaaAAAg at 0:44

[@techno-phobe3000]

4:00 That was one heck of a burrito... 😂

[@s.andr1024s]

I just love how this has been a running joke in the last 2decades now and its still going

[@SunshineStateCoasters]

As a Jacksonville, Florida native; I always pronounce Jacksonville Jaguars as the Jaaaaaaags!!

[@wanganeu]

I hope at least some of the players drive a Jaaaag 😂

[@SunshineStateCoasters]

@@wanganeu they legally can’t

[@Chris5204]

I wonder if anyone would get a custom license plate that reads " Jaa aag " for their Jaguar

[@Prototheria]

I've seen pictures of that. When I bought mine, the plates read "XKR," which I found redundant since that's what the badge on the back of the car says, too.

[@christopherdean1326]

I saw one back in east London where I lived, it was an XKR, and it's number plate was J46 XKR...

[@CyberSoldat]

The way Jeremy says supercharged jag is priceless

[@NorrisHistoryCorner]

Around 2001 Jaguar realised you can get more paintings in the back of an estate car and made the X-Type estate...

[@armandosg624]

4:17 i will always love this moment😂😂

[@DunestrikeMorgan]

I love how they really like the car of hammond but just out of spite they tell him its shit

[@larsfillmore4765]

So, so good... I love the bit at the end when they go through the mk10's tool / burglary kit. 😅

[@sdfilmproductions4193]

When I worked as a production assistant for Callum Fairweather he showed up on set one day in a Jag F-Pace. And on the bottom of the number plate where the postcode or dealer name usually is it said "Jaaaaag...it's good to be bad".....he ordered the plates from Ireland so he could have that on them!🤣

[@bigmike9947]

I found a Jaguar branded Suitcase at the local thrift store for 5 bucks and call it the "Jaaag Bag"

[@AtheistOrphan]

That’s reminded me that in the 80’s I had a Jaguar-branded sports bag. (In British racing green). My cat would often sleep in it.

[@Forge17]

Clarkson is so powerful he’s created an legendary living stereotype/meme for a car brand older than him.

[@Jabber-ig3iw]

Popularised it but didn’t create it, they have had the caddish reputation since at least the 60s.

[@Forge17]

@@Jabber-ig3iw I meant more the Jaaaaaag 😏 meme

[@densalbeach1]

I love Jaaags, currently on my 6th, an XJ Portfolio and love it. Strange to say I think it makes me drive more considerately, I let people get off their drives, never tailgate etc and honestly believe its down to the car! From a hooligan in a TVR to a gentleman in a Jaaag. But I can see what the three amigos mean about its cadish style, I bet Terry Thomas was a Jaaag driver.

[@JoeriMovies]

No one can say 'Jaaaaaaag' like Jeremy that's the best sound created by a human being

[@CT_97]

I love when these 3 are stereotypical to people / things, makes my day🤣🤣

[@grantkruger3689]

"The Jaguar tool kit is just for burglary!" 😆 This is what makes the show, three guys messing around with cars.

[@infernus42254]

1:14 - Sounds like someone has a high street silverware business. 💂🏿‍♂️

[@davidstoyanoff]

Parts seen falling off these cars are of the finest British craftsmanship.

[@Jabber-ig3iw]

That’s down to Americans not maintaining their cars properly.

[@darrylmac6150]

1:27 , oh my goodness

[@lpstylez]

I do hope I get to own a jaaaaag

[@jamesmartindale8968]

Simply borrow one. Any jaaaag driver is very trustworthy of course you’ll give it back

[@vespacheck]

An X type is supremely accessible, and has aged well. It even stole it's basis from a Mondeo.

[@xx-----------xx873]

Or you could throw caution to the wind and get an XJS12. Insurance also happens to be cheaper than a crappy eurobox.

[@o_o-_-8639]

Jaaaaaaaag 😏

[@leoroverman4541]

I used to have a smirk about Jags. Back in the 60's I used to work on Jags from the factory for the showrooms- always straight into workshops. And yes, things like the boots, the trim strips all rang bells. Fortunately I got to drive proper cars, like P5 rovers. The smile on my face was normally to do with the fact that some mugs had paid far more for their Jag, than I had for my Rover.

[@albertpeterson5585]

...every Jaguar owner you know should remind you of Terry-Thomas.

[@enjoyerofcontent]

"like my prototype watch and trousers" fuckin sends me every time 😂

[@R.J._Lewis]

Probably because I've seen it several times, but when the first shot of Hammond rolling up in his mk 10 flashed onscreen, all I thought was "and here comes the villain car of the series." It's a properly sinister (and beautiful) outline.

[@andrewmaje]

"Hammond you idiot" 😂 4:28

[@bobplanderlinde329]

😀☹️

[@EddieFly00]

Hammondyouidiot

[@ptjww9455]

I own an X150 4.2 XK...just love it. Thumb up if you too drive a Jaaaaaag! ;-)

[@midas1929]

1976 XJ Jaaaaaaaaag!

[@Kryptic1046]

2013 XK R. I affectionately refer to it as Grumpy Cat. Such a beautiful Jaaaaag.

[@mozxz]

That last clip, is just so damn hilarious, the way Hammond just laughs while saying " They are not necessarily for fixing the car " and the other two chiming in, is probably the most grounded unscripted moment in the GT....

[@noranomics]

I can’t get over how the whole premise is sleeping around and stealing oil paintings and silver cutlery

[@jaymiller9254]

Back in 1988 I used to have a 82 white xj6 . I paid 12,000.00 for it.I knew that the stippers changed shifts at 7. Would hang around and let them see me getting out of it. Was always good for getting a phone number or a little something extra if you know what I mean. Of course you would only know that if you drove a jag.

[@jaglumens8351]

They made me say,' I' gonna warm up the jag' everytime to my gf before getting in my Jaguar 😂

[@Blaidd7542]

be honest mate, girlfriends, you drive a *jaaag*

[@ahassen1236]

You can watch these 3 forever such was the chemistry.

[@thegentlemanpirate6844]

Hammond: *talks about wanting to celebrate the glory of Jaguar* Camera: *shows the ornamentation about to fall off*

[@bury_the_elite65294]

I want a JAAAAAAAG just so I can pretend I'm Arfur Day-ley from Minder; "Awrite Tel, me ol' son, I fink da Jaaaaaag is due for a service. Just take it rand the garridge an' tell the mechanic geezer that I'll pay for it later! He knows I'm good for it, mate! Any problems, I'll be dann the Winchester 'avin a pint or two." "Leave it out, Arfur! Ya still 'aven't paid for the larst two services!" "Oh, yeah, yer right, Tel. Ah well, just tell 'im anyway. 'E won't mind!"

[@gavinperry8433]

4:24 lol the extent they go to to avoid complementing each other 😂

[@richardarmitage5757]

"The Jaguar toolkit is just for burglaries..." 😂

[@jasond.4882]

Has anyone seen my oil paintings?