May, Clarkson, Hammond "Jaaaag" and Jaguar Stereotypes Compilation

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@ashtondimovski7074
@ashtondimovski7074 2 жыл бұрын
As a Jaguar owner, I can confirm…these stereotypes are true. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go warm up the Jaaaaaag.
@williamaldred335
@williamaldred335 2 жыл бұрын
You mind helping me borrow an oil painting?
@themark443
@themark443 2 жыл бұрын
is the tool kit just a lock picking set?
@jacknedry3925
@jacknedry3925 2 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture adds to your comment…
@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK
@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK 2 жыл бұрын
Pls don’t steal my paintings
@williamaldred335
@williamaldred335 2 жыл бұрын
@@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK We aren't stealing, we are just borrowing, we will give back.
@ethanol1586
@ethanol1586 3 жыл бұрын
Every time I see a jaguar I cant help but say "jaaaaaaag"
@Lorddonen
@Lorddonen 3 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@reza5508
@reza5508 3 жыл бұрын
I think we all have that problem
@terryc8164
@terryc8164 3 жыл бұрын
Me too :)
@sarnieken
@sarnieken 3 жыл бұрын
I own one and when anyone asks me what I have, I can't just say 'It's a Jaguar'. Wouldn't be right. :)
@futurecat
@futurecat 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. I want one now.
@adityasundaram9299
@adityasundaram9299 3 жыл бұрын
The first clip, I love how happy he is to say jaaaag, and when the audience applauded because they knew it was iconic, I thought it was such a wholesome moment
@omarks
@omarks 2 жыл бұрын
moronic, not iconic
@caiusactinunwise1412
@caiusactinunwise1412 2 жыл бұрын
@@omarks ok
@xXTheTrainKidXx
@xXTheTrainKidXx 2 жыл бұрын
@@omarks shut up
@adamoutulny2345
@adamoutulny2345 2 жыл бұрын
@@omarks mad?
@romelnegut2005
@romelnegut2005 2 жыл бұрын
@@adamoutulny2345 He really is.
@00O000OO
@00O000OO 2 жыл бұрын
That last bit about the Jaguar tool kit being for burglary is hilarious, and you can tell they were genuinely enjoying riffing on that bit.
@patagualianmostly7437
@patagualianmostly7437 2 жыл бұрын
Love that Tool Kit ....get stopped by the Police and a quick charge of "Going Equipped" will swiftly follow!
@Seeker-wq8jc
@Seeker-wq8jc Жыл бұрын
I genuinely couldn't help myself when they said the tools weren't necessarily for fixing the car.
@TRG29338
@TRG29338 Ай бұрын
Tru Top Gear moment
@artemnoelgames
@artemnoelgames 2 жыл бұрын
*Jezza and May both liked Hammond’s pick* “Whatever you do, okay? Do not tell him that” “No, no…… Hammond you idiot” I’m crying😂😂😂😂
@paladin8052
@paladin8052 2 жыл бұрын
Wot?
@shallowgrey
@shallowgrey 2 жыл бұрын
From the beginning of TG until now I would say Hammond most consistently brings the right car. The Opel in Botswana, the WRX in Egypt, The classic Mini in India the list goes on
@DatacronKeeper
@DatacronKeeper 2 жыл бұрын
@@shallowgrey the classic mini, until he painted the Mexican Flag on the hood.
@shallowgrey
@shallowgrey 2 жыл бұрын
@@DatacronKeeper lmao that made me wonder if Jeremy was actially right about him secretly being American
@DatacronKeeper
@DatacronKeeper 2 жыл бұрын
@@shallowgrey listen we all know he is an American by heart
@top_banananaplays
@top_banananaplays 3 жыл бұрын
I work as security. Any time a Jag comes and I have to radio the other guards I always say "guy coming up for parking... in a Jaaag"
@smoke4287
@smoke4287 2 жыл бұрын
legend
@andriealinsangao613
@andriealinsangao613 2 жыл бұрын
Bet they love it!
@colinstewart1432
@colinstewart1432 2 жыл бұрын
U can't park there sir - yes I can, I drive a Jaaag🤣
@andriealinsangao613
@andriealinsangao613 2 жыл бұрын
@@colinstewart1432 😎😎😎
@DeanMoxley87
@DeanMoxley87 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest We’d all have Hammond’s Villainous Jaaag
@DannyPhilipsen
@DannyPhilipsen 3 жыл бұрын
I would love that! It's so freaking cool!
@Farout656
@Farout656 3 жыл бұрын
When I take over the world, that is the car I will be driven around in.
@callumhardy5098
@callumhardy5098 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yes! I’d give someone else’s left arm for one of them.
@Moose6340
@Moose6340 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. That is one big beautiful badass car. And I'd get to look at it a lot as I'm waiting on the side of the road for the wrecker to come get me after it broke down again!
@TS50ER
@TS50ER 2 жыл бұрын
Is this this the car that needs the whole rear end removed to change the brake pads?
@paperplanet1128
@paperplanet1128 3 жыл бұрын
- He simply borrowed a wheel from another car...to use. - And he's gonna give it back? - Of course he is! Because he drives a *JaAaAaAg*
@willmason5774
@willmason5774 9 ай бұрын
This is my new favourite comment.
@TheSmasher69420
@TheSmasher69420 5 ай бұрын
I wonder how many cigs Clarkson smoked to get that voice
@daniilromanenko3677
@daniilromanenko3677 2 жыл бұрын
0:49 one of my favorite moments from The Grand Tour - when after that moment, Jeremy says something along the lines of "I hate it when people haggle in places like this.. it doesn't matter to you, it matters a LOT to them".. one of the many moments that shows that he's actually a good person
@rsc8841
@rsc8841 2 жыл бұрын
And then literally after that scene, Hammond is trying to haggle.. lmfao
@worldcomicsreview354
@worldcomicsreview354 2 жыл бұрын
A street seller in Vietnam asked me what was probably way over the odds for a t-shirt... but it was still only about £4 so I just handed it over.
@demoniack81
@demoniack81 2 жыл бұрын
The heart is in the right place, but at the same time ridiculously overpaying for an item just because you're a foreigner sets a bad precedent. If it's a couple bucks who cares, but otherwise it's not great.
@daniilromanenko3677
@daniilromanenko3677 2 жыл бұрын
@@demoniack81 agreed, but i do think Jeremy was talking about the people who like to haggle over a couple of bucks
@benjaminlumsden
@benjaminlumsden 2 жыл бұрын
But on this occasion he should have just taken the Jaaaag belt.
@intorsusvolo7834
@intorsusvolo7834 3 жыл бұрын
I really want a Jag so I can make Jaaaaaag jokes.
@NorrisHistoryCorner
@NorrisHistoryCorner 3 жыл бұрын
I've had two and both broke down within the first year (they were second hand though and owned by jaaaaag drivers). I still want one now though.
@maestro4287
@maestro4287 3 жыл бұрын
You can joke all the way to the mechanic every week
@intorsusvolo7834
@intorsusvolo7834 3 жыл бұрын
@@maestro4287 that’s why I _didn’t_ get one :9
@futurecat
@futurecat 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to get a Jag, but I've driven a lot of large, heavy cars, kinda worn out on em, prefer smaller cars now. But if they ever made a Jag under 2,500 pounds...
@callumhardy5098
@callumhardy5098 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve got a jaaaaaaaag.
@Emppu_T.
@Emppu_T. 3 жыл бұрын
I saw an old white haired jaguarist recently, he pulled up to the corner shop in his white xk convertible and his young mistress jumped out to get something. What a jag lad ,im not kidding.
@RedJLP
@RedJLP 3 жыл бұрын
Did you tell him it was a jaaaaaag?
@NorrisHistoryCorner
@NorrisHistoryCorner 3 жыл бұрын
I've had two x-types and I had a grey haired jaaaag lad come up to it and start looking it over. He told me he had an e-type back in the day, but didn't say whether he'd bought it or... "borrowed" it...
@marrybichaelmore3372
@marrybichaelmore3372 2 жыл бұрын
I'm now referring to myself as a jaguarist all the time thankyou
@vw5056
@vw5056 2 жыл бұрын
He probably sported an E-Type in the 70's. What a Chad.
@Cynsham
@Cynsham 2 жыл бұрын
@@NorrisHistoryCorner "I used to do a bit of tax dodging back in my day, used to have an E type Jaaaaaaaag!"
@Trades46
@Trades46 2 жыл бұрын
I work at a dealership and got 3 buyers coming in on the same day. The family picking up the Lexus came 30 min prior to their promised arrival. The couple that came for the Audi came exactly on time. The last client walked in 50 minutes late, or about 10 minutes prior to our closing time. The car she brought? Jag. The jokes write themselves.
@dpm2937
@dpm2937 2 жыл бұрын
But you didn't mind because it's a jaaaaaaaaag
@ineedapharmists
@ineedapharmists Жыл бұрын
@@dpm2937 this fucking cun- I'll take the jag Oh I'm just an asshole
@ashtondimovski7074
@ashtondimovski7074 Жыл бұрын
What can I say, old sport? A Jaaaaag driver will arrive late and with style. Always. And with borrowed oil paintings in the back.
@AsianDrag0n
@AsianDrag0n Жыл бұрын
its ok cause she brought a jaaaaag.
@throwback19841
@throwback19841 Жыл бұрын
@@ashtondimovski7074 Im taking my Jaaaag on a rally in about a month, I have been hitting up garage and estate sales looking for appropriate-looking items to store in the trunk for the show and shine section of the drive...
@filipjugovic6952
@filipjugovic6952 2 жыл бұрын
Love how jaguars tool kit is not necessary for fixing the car.
@shanec9672
@shanec9672 2 жыл бұрын
The three of them discussing the mark ten toolkit is probably my favorite little moment from The Grand Tour. You know these guys are constantly doing scripted takes and refining their lines and all that, but there, Jeremy is almost falling down laughing because he just thought of the "toolkit for burglary" line, and God bless everyone involved for leaving it in.
@SenseiRaisen
@SenseiRaisen 2 жыл бұрын
@@shanec9672 I always see the way they talk, scripted or unscripted its the same way you talk with your friends. Mainly because you know you can joke and been a prick to each other in a sort of likeable way, mainly because at the end of the day you enjoy talking with them about the same things and laugh about it.
@mogmason6920
@mogmason6920 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s got a Jemmy in it” I’ve always loved that the wheel brace has a crowbar on the other end!
@voornaam3191
@voornaam3191 2 жыл бұрын
@@mogmason6920 I loved that your comment has an end to it on the mysterious end. Wtf is a wheel brace? And wtf is a crow bar? Can you drink a pint in that bar? When I need to google all the three letter words, it is time to stop reading. Not punny. And why is Hilde lacking a capital? All Hildes I know are Hilde, not hilde. Are you an igma?
@MilkDrinker218
@MilkDrinker218 2 жыл бұрын
@@voornaam3191 you alright?
@EmperorSigismund
@EmperorSigismund 2 жыл бұрын
4:36 That close up of the broken door fitting really got me, what a special little detail.
@whoknows8264
@whoknows8264 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely love that they love Jags unabashedly but will in the same breath insult them by saying most of their owners are criminals. Very British
@Cynsham
@Cynsham 2 жыл бұрын
That's the relationship a lot of people have with british/european cars. Love the styling and the hadnling characteristics, but they're either devilishly unreliable, devilishly expensive to maintain, or both.
@Jabber-ig3iw
@Jabber-ig3iw Жыл бұрын
It’s not an insult.
@anonymous-ts5ih
@anonymous-ts5ih Жыл бұрын
They don’t insult the Jaaaaags, just their owners.
@jamesf456
@jamesf456 5 ай бұрын
They never said jaaaag owners were criminals, how rude! Jaaaag owners always return what they borrrow
@TheRuddster95
@TheRuddster95 3 ай бұрын
​@@jamesf456Jack Sparrow definitely drives a Jaaaaaaag.. "borrowed without permission, with every intention of giving it back"
@DawnOfTheOzz
@DawnOfTheOzz 2 жыл бұрын
No one can ever say "Jag" without almost unhinging your jaw like a snake and dragging out the middle letter. It's scientifically impossible not to do so.
@twotailedavenger
@twotailedavenger 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda like how you can't say "cozzie" without having a stroke?
@literallyanangrymoose7717
@literallyanangrymoose7717 2 жыл бұрын
It's THE LAW
@Bim_Chicken
@Bim_Chicken 7 ай бұрын
​@@twotailedavenger or Evohhh
@S0M3GUY778
@S0M3GUY778 Жыл бұрын
I love how 4:14 they go from admiring Hammond's Jag to calling him an idiot with a completely straight face because they can't let him know they admire his Jag lmao
@kidneyfailure4620
@kidneyfailure4620 3 жыл бұрын
0:44 best jaaaaaaaag ever said in the history of saying *jaaaaaaaag*
@martinrees8960
@martinrees8960 2 ай бұрын
Agreed
@NW255
@NW255 2 жыл бұрын
“The jaguar toolkit is just for burglaries” it’s like the manufacturer knew that all their customers were petty criminals 😂
@shred1894
@shred1894 6 ай бұрын
Art theft and bank robbery isn't 'petty'.
@willch.2259
@willch.2259 2 жыл бұрын
"Awfully sorry..." "Bit of an issue with the wallet!" "Would you mind awfully settling this while I go and warm up the Jaaaaag?"
@TRG29338
@TRG29338 Ай бұрын
I can see the teeth from here
@joaquinfranco9012
@joaquinfranco9012 3 жыл бұрын
After watching this, I immediately searched for a 90s XJ. I don't care if it strands me. Cause i'll always have a reason when it inevitably does. Because, I have a Jaaaaaaaag.
@callumhardy5098
@callumhardy5098 3 жыл бұрын
I have an XJ TDVi 2007 they are very reliable and still look like a proper jaaaaaaaag.
@callefalk4457
@callefalk4457 2 жыл бұрын
Se på FAAN!!!
@liberatorkramit
@liberatorkramit 2 жыл бұрын
I had a 98, drove it all over. Even added a high powered stereo. No issues at all. Even from some random cheap car lot. Nothing. Just worked every time. Drove like a dream, had power to spare. Not even electronic issues. I was both surprised daily and overwhelmingly ecstatic.
@useyourbrain6937
@useyourbrain6937 2 жыл бұрын
@@liberatorkramit what type? Xj6? Or xjr?
@freddieparrydrums
@freddieparrydrums 2 жыл бұрын
D550 FHN
@cheekychicken8606
@cheekychicken8606 2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is very misunderstood. He often comes of as a raging buffoon but he is actually a lovely bloke who is kind to strangers
@auberginemanproductions1608
@auberginemanproductions1608 2 жыл бұрын
His problem is he has no brain to mouth filter. He just seems to say whatever's in his head regardless of its severity
@freddieparrydrums
@freddieparrydrums 2 жыл бұрын
@@auberginemanproductions1608 Which is refreshing these days
@auberginemanproductions1608
@auberginemanproductions1608 2 жыл бұрын
@@freddieparrydrums He has the unfortunate habit of making rather provocative comments sometimes, although I'm sure not in bad faith
@freddieparrydrums
@freddieparrydrums 2 жыл бұрын
@@auberginemanproductions1608 yeah guess so. I think people are just snowflakes about it though
@auberginemanproductions1608
@auberginemanproductions1608 2 жыл бұрын
@@freddieparrydrums People are definitely too sensitive about a lot of stuff he says, but he DOES occasionally make genuinely problematic comments. It's easy to see he's more of an "all bark and no bite" type of person though, at least usually
@cameronwebster3708
@cameronwebster3708 Жыл бұрын
Clarkson: "That is a proper Jag. Whatever you do, don't tell him." May: "Hammond you idiot!" I love how they can never let each other know they did well lol.
@RyneLanders
@RyneLanders 2 жыл бұрын
"That's a proper Jaaaaag, but don't tell him that." "Hammond, you idiot!"
@jezzahammondcaptainslow1254
@jezzahammondcaptainslow1254 3 жыл бұрын
Every jaguar owner's anthem:'' I HAVE A JAAAAAAAG''
@madlarkin8
@madlarkin8 2 жыл бұрын
"THIS is definitive.... THAT is derivative" Call the burn ward, clarkson incoming.
@Doug791
@Doug791 2 жыл бұрын
We have a 4.2 V8 and even my wife likes telling people "oh , we came in the jaaaag". We are in our fifties!🤣😎
@wazaagbreak-head6039
@wazaagbreak-head6039 2 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer
@Doug791
@Doug791 2 жыл бұрын
@@wazaagbreak-head6039 really ? Ok.
@SM-cq1mm
@SM-cq1mm 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like y'all know how to have fun
@Doug791
@Doug791 2 жыл бұрын
@@SM-cq1mm got to have a laugh mate , especially at yourself ! 😁😁
@andriealinsangao613
@andriealinsangao613 2 жыл бұрын
Question, what model is it, and is it a proper *JAAAAAAAAG* ?
@pacificostudios
@pacificostudios 2 жыл бұрын
That 1967 Jaguar deserves to be in a museum. Very beautiful.
@CycolacFan
@CycolacFan 2 жыл бұрын
Sadly Hammond wrecked it.
@Efferheim
@Efferheim Жыл бұрын
It belongs in a museum… along with all the paintings in the boot.
@vickidianacoghlan8946
@vickidianacoghlan8946 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy nails the pronunciation of the word Jag.
@nicopillay4059
@nicopillay4059 3 жыл бұрын
Every time Clarkson says "YeEeEeSss!"
@a.l-x1612
@a.l-x1612 3 жыл бұрын
…. time for another zesty drink
@TiagoFerreira20930
@TiagoFerreira20930 3 жыл бұрын
@@a.l-x1612 uh... Damn it!
@-TJ-
@-TJ- 3 жыл бұрын
Could you do a Clarkson "ist" compilation? - Stabist - Cricketist
@jolly5319
@jolly5319 3 жыл бұрын
vegetablist
@DeanMoxley87
@DeanMoxley87 3 жыл бұрын
@@jolly5319 🤣🤣🤣
@futurecat
@futurecat 3 жыл бұрын
Frenchist - when suggesting Britain quietly decree everyone must have onions in their car, then fining any Frenchist they catch.
@ivandrago72
@ivandrago72 3 жыл бұрын
Stupidist (i know it’s spelt stupidest)
@couldntmixapotnoodle
@couldntmixapotnoodle 3 жыл бұрын
Environmentalist. Edit: scratch I think there was a point where he called them "Environmentals"
@ArthurChristopherRose
@ArthurChristopherRose 2 жыл бұрын
I actually noticed something. The Jaguar on the Jaguar's logo makes the exact same face, that you do when you say "Jaaaaaag".
@patagualianmostly7437
@patagualianmostly7437 2 жыл бұрын
Good call!
@andrewperry605
@andrewperry605 2 жыл бұрын
We had a 420g. Great to drive, handled great, but you need a fulltime mechanic who is slightly insane to keep it going
@boonamai8926
@boonamai8926 2 жыл бұрын
@Richard Harrold You might be surprised but there are things other than the engine that can break on cars.
@h3110legomaster
@h3110legomaster 2 жыл бұрын
​@Richard Harrold id rather take a car from the AMAZING American Market Japanese Brand Cars that are mostly imported from European Countries and other places, such as the Nissan Rogue/Qashqai which is a British car with a French engine.
@h3110legomaster
@h3110legomaster 2 жыл бұрын
@Richard Harrold there I fixed it for you, it looks and sounds 20 times more retarded
@Cynsham
@Cynsham 2 жыл бұрын
@Richard Harrold It's not the engine that fails on those cars, it's everything else that Jaguar put in it that goes first xD
@Dwigt_Rortugal
@Dwigt_Rortugal 3 ай бұрын
​@richardharrold9736Yes! I was just thinking of the electrical gremlins perpetually lurking.
@saltyapostle44
@saltyapostle44 2 жыл бұрын
That old jag looks tough as hell. Would make a fabulous resto-mod platform.
@christopherdean1326
@christopherdean1326 2 жыл бұрын
@Richard Harrold Or the 7 litre Lister V12.......
@PNoblesGarage
@PNoblesGarage 2 жыл бұрын
You would ruin it
@tomxdonnet
@tomxdonnet 2 жыл бұрын
My company car is an XF. Thanks to Jeremy, everytime I spot someone else on the road in a Jag, I just point at it and say “Jaaaaaag” nonchalantly. Half of the time they’ll spot me and wave back 😏
@BenEmberley
@BenEmberley 2 жыл бұрын
Because they have a Jyaaaaaaaaaaaag ^_^
@jamsstar2010
@jamsstar2010 2 жыл бұрын
What job you do for that as a company car 😳
@BenEmberley
@BenEmberley 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamsstar2010 work for Jyeaaaaaaaaaaaagg? ^_^
@Prototheria
@Prototheria 2 жыл бұрын
As an X150 and X351 owner, I can attest that this is indeed the most accurate review of the ownership experience.
@cirrus8791
@cirrus8791 2 жыл бұрын
How has the X351 been for running costs/reliability?
@Prototheria
@Prototheria 2 жыл бұрын
@@cirrus8791 Not bad at all. We're in the US and it's a 2016 L Portfolio, which means the 3.0L V6, 8HP70 tranny, and AWD. We bought it as a CPO with 11k miles and it currently has 62k. We recently did a tranny flush/fill/filter and at 28k, it needed a set of front brakes. My wife drives it mostly and she uses the hell out of the adaptive cruise, which is why I think the front brakes had to be addressed so soon. Otherwise has just been gas, oil, a battery, and tires. Now that it's out of warranty, I turn all the wrenches on it and I've found OEM parts to be roughly the same as what you'd expect at a Toyota dealer. Mechanically, the car isn't hard to work on, but it requires a bit more finesse than something from Japan or America. My biggest gripe is the lack of engine braking and I attribute this to the 8HP. My XKR has the 6HP28 with the 5.0L engine and if you're looking two steps ahead in traffic, you barely need the brakes. Then again, people around here drive like pussies. Anyway... No engine braking. You might counter with the extra weight and the smaller engine being a contributing factor, but I disagree, since I've driven a friend's XF-RS with the same 5.0L V8 as my XKR mated to the same 8HP as my XJL. It demonstrates the same lack of engine braking that the XJL does. Otherwise, the 8HP is seamless. It's so good, you don't even notice it. The 6HP is great as well, but you do notice the shifts a bit more. Jag has come a long way from the days of the British Leyland piles of garbage and as much as I hate to say it, Ford deserves credit for pulling them from the gutter. If you're considering one, I'd suggest two things- DO NOT buy from a used car lot; private sellers have had a vested interest in the car and are more likely to fix issues rather than just cover them up like used car lots. 2nd point is to spend $300 or whatever and have the car inspected by a Jaguar dealer. They'll give it an in-depth go over as if it were being considered for a CPO and will write you up an estimate for all repairs needed (if any), which will give you negotiating leverage if you decide to move forward with the purchase. We're casually looking to add a SWB XJ to the fleet, but are aiming at a 2011-2012 Supercharged or Supersport because while they have the older electronics and infotainment, it also has the 6HP instead of the 8HP. We test drove an '11 Supercharged at a local used car lot to see how we liked it, and we feel it's nearly the best of both the XKR and XJ: enough power to make you hope to be at the front of the line at a light, and an interior and ride that will treat you and your passengers like royalty. If it weren't for the traffic-stopping good looks of the X150 (just my opinion), I'd rather have a SC'd 5.0L XJL as my daily driver. We're in Utah and if you're around here, I'd be happy to meet up and let you sample both vehicles. Spoiler: The XKR is far from stock in the power and brakes department. ;) Shoot me a private message on here and we can go from there. *edit- Oh yeah... and the XKR has 96k on it and sees several track days, autocrosses and many, many canyon runs a year. Believe me when I say that I use all of the car. It's needed a few more parts as a result, but you weren't asking about it, so I won't bore you with that. Both cars, electrically, have been Honda reliable.
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 2 жыл бұрын
So you rob banks for a living?
@Prototheria
@Prototheria 2 жыл бұрын
@@StarboyXL9 No. I just do that for fun. My day job is conducting hostile corporate takeovers that result in laying off 95% of the existing workforce and outsourcing their jobs overseas.
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 2 жыл бұрын
@@Prototheria Ah. So you rob the working class instead of banks then.
@PhilWood82
@PhilWood82 3 жыл бұрын
Hammond: (gets out of his Jaaaaag) 😃 May: Hammond, you idiot! Hammond: 😳 ⁉️
@larsfillmore4765
@larsfillmore4765 3 жыл бұрын
His smile quickly knocked off his face with May's comment - hilarious!
@TheVagolfer
@TheVagolfer 2 жыл бұрын
At 4:27, Hammond isn't even out of the car before he get's a - "Hammond, you idiot."
@sethevans5318
@sethevans5318 2 жыл бұрын
If these guys weren’t tv show hosts they would be the worlds best car salesmen
@averywho6430
@averywho6430 2 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty one of them actually was, they worked for Volvo but crashed a car and got fired
@SenseiRaisen
@SenseiRaisen 2 жыл бұрын
@@averywho6430 WELP! Giving the reputation of Volvo and how he make fun of it everytime it got the opotunity, no wonders.
@jedi_.66
@jedi_.66 Жыл бұрын
@@averywho6430 HAMMOOOND
@Dwigt_Rortugal
@Dwigt_Rortugal 3 ай бұрын
...but only because they respectively drive Jaaaaaaags.
@testsubject747
@testsubject747 3 жыл бұрын
when they get to the Jag painting borrower's toolkit I always lose it
@Dwigt_Rortugal
@Dwigt_Rortugal 3 ай бұрын
But the syringe looking tool... I wonder what sort of creative larceny one can perpetrate with it? Pilfering of fine wine?
@EpicierVeneneux0
@EpicierVeneneux0 24 күн бұрын
@@Dwigt_Rortugal it's a refined version of a copper dog.
@HSMiyamoto
@HSMiyamoto 2 жыл бұрын
My mom had a Jaguar Sovereign in the 1990s -- from all I heard about Jags, I was terrified it would break down in some hideously costly way, and it never did. Everything in it felt and sounded delicate to me. We replaced it with a Lexus ES300 (a Camry with leather seats), and it ran 23 years.
@EyePatchGuy88
@EyePatchGuy88 Жыл бұрын
The Sovreign is a favorite of mine, a classy look.
@cinemaipswich4636
@cinemaipswich4636 2 жыл бұрын
The Jag XJ6 was the favorite car for farmers in Australia. They had fantastic suspension, and were great for driving to town 200 miles away. Most were retro-fitted with 350 cu in V8's, which made the journey quick.
@leowestgarth711
@leowestgarth711 2 жыл бұрын
"All the equipment you need to go out and borrow another one" 😂
@frankdeutan
@frankdeutan 2 жыл бұрын
5:46 simply the best moment "all of the Jaguar toolkit is just for burglars"
@Metabbroke4587
@Metabbroke4587 11 ай бұрын
They are not they are a little small for the car It has to be a thief tool kit
@asdliveman12
@asdliveman12 2 жыл бұрын
the jag toolkit is just for burglary. I died at that comment.
@6991cg
@6991cg 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Jeremy said keep the change means he's not a proper jaaaag owner, he failed the jaaaag test
@williamaldred335
@williamaldred335 2 жыл бұрын
Nar he is letting him borrow his change, he will expect it back with interest
@zackpenhaligon9904
@zackpenhaligon9904 3 жыл бұрын
3:05 the best Jaaaaaag driver impression 😆
@telebob5983
@telebob5983 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate Mr. Hammond's remark about the 420G being favoured by villainous bankrobbers and all, but according to no less an authority than Robert Hughes, that distinction really belonged to the S-Type of the 1960s, did it not?
@daniePM
@daniePM 2 жыл бұрын
I think it was the MK2
@MrSquirrel5292
@MrSquirrel5292 2 жыл бұрын
The remark was probably made on the basis that the Kray twins owned a number of 420G's over the years
@bobhob35
@bobhob35 2 жыл бұрын
Mark 1 @ 2 in the late 50s early 60s but s types later on. They had a larger boot and better rear suspension. All of them were very fast and easy to steal. Just borrow they car you need for the job and away you go.
@neilbone9490
@neilbone9490 2 жыл бұрын
Jag Mk II 3.4 the 1960’s armed robbers getaway car of choice.
@keabot
@keabot 2 жыл бұрын
I’d rather a mk10 bigger is better
@liberatorkramit
@liberatorkramit 2 жыл бұрын
Some of my favorite moments in the Trios history had to do with the Jaaaaaaags. So you could imagine how I acted toward EVERYONE when I bought my own Jag. lol. Not even in this video was "Jaaaaaggg" said so many times in any single day.
@averywho6430
@averywho6430 2 жыл бұрын
This show has corrupted me, I can never see a Jaguar and NOT say “thats a jagggggg”
@christopherwall2121
@christopherwall2121 2 жыл бұрын
I think it's safe to say you can draw a line from the Jaaaag meme to that actual Jaguar commercial with all those British guys who excel at playing villains.
@Jabber-ig3iw
@Jabber-ig3iw Жыл бұрын
Yes kudos to Jaguar for embracing it.
@FearlessLeader2001
@FearlessLeader2001 2 жыл бұрын
I just love to death the fact that in the 1960s the toolkit that came in Jaaaaaags was designed around burglary. Crying laughing.
@didgereemedia194
@didgereemedia194 3 жыл бұрын
I work at a Jaaaaaaggg dealership as a detailer
@larsfillmore4765
@larsfillmore4765 3 жыл бұрын
So, so good... I love the bit at the end when they go through the mk10's tool / burglary kit. 😅
@shallowgrey
@shallowgrey 2 жыл бұрын
5:38 I have to agree with May. I wasn't even there, but I can tell just looking at that boot that it smells horribly of varnish and bodily fluids.
@MakeMagic
@MakeMagic 2 жыл бұрын
"That's a properly villainous jag" 😂
@kamilomar9134
@kamilomar9134 2 жыл бұрын
There's DEFINITELY something unique about the image that a JAAAAAAG projects. I've seen conversation come to an immediate 'STOP' the second a JAAAAAAG comes within 40ft, and the looks of admiration from the people on the pavement is quite fun to see. It's as if the name has embodied something of the actual animal into the presence of the car. And as for the XF/XJ 3.0/50 models, well they're just 'Girl Bait' on wheels - YES, there are faster sleeker cars from Germany - BUT, NONE ARE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS!!.
@zero3778
@zero3778 2 жыл бұрын
"Crap, he brought the best Jaag out of the three of us..." "He can never know this..." "Hammond, you idiot!"
@emilypeck6929
@emilypeck6929 2 жыл бұрын
It is a gorgeous car! Like, that is the kind of Jaguar that an infamous gentleman burglar would drive!
@ultimategmoneyremaber1821
@ultimategmoneyremaber1821 3 жыл бұрын
Bond should get a jag so he can flert outrageously with a waitresses
@liamc9998
@liamc9998 3 жыл бұрын
Bond doesn’t need a Jag to do that.
@ultimategmoneyremaber1821
@ultimategmoneyremaber1821 3 жыл бұрын
But are Aston Martin drivers are like jag drivers
@HughMyron372
@HughMyron372 3 жыл бұрын
@@ultimategmoneyremaber1821 A Aston is just a dressed up Jaag
@chrisoddy8744
@chrisoddy8744 2 жыл бұрын
Don't the villains all drive Jags anyway (when they're not in Mercs or Rolls, obviously). Might be a bit confusing for Bond if he's driving the same car as the villains 🤣🤣
@Veyron722skyhook
@Veyron722skyhook 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisoddy8744 I definitely remember Die Another Day had a Jag as the villain car. Not sure if there were any others.
@densalbeach1
@densalbeach1 2 жыл бұрын
I love Jaaags, currently on my 6th, an XJ Portfolio and love it. Strange to say I think it makes me drive more considerately, I let people get off their drives, never tailgate etc and honestly believe its down to the car! From a hooligan in a TVR to a gentleman in a Jaaag. But I can see what the three amigos mean about its cadish style, I bet Terry Thomas was a Jaaag driver.
@maley2552
@maley2552 2 жыл бұрын
Jag owner- "Honey I'm going to go warm up the Jaaaaaggggg." Husband/Wife- "Where are we going?" Jag Owner- "Let's take the kids to the zoo, to look at the Jaaaaaagggsssss."
@gandurk
@gandurk 2 жыл бұрын
I'm Norwegian so I have never really met a Jaaag owner but I love this. Is it safe to say that no Top Gear stereotype is entirely trustworthy, buts in a really nice, likable way?
@joweeqc98
@joweeqc98 2 жыл бұрын
I see what u did there lol
@donmontague4107
@donmontague4107 2 жыл бұрын
Well played :)
@RD19902010
@RD19902010 Жыл бұрын
are there no Jags in Norway?
@Catonzo
@Catonzo Жыл бұрын
@@RD19902010 More than a few, but they are generally not used since most of them are classics. I've been personally looking at Jaaaaag XJS for a few years, but never actually bought one. Primarily because they guzzle petrol like insane (even the HE ones) and I want a car for daily use... and every day I drive about 50kilometers to job (to and back home combined) and that would easily cost me ~$15 every single day. And since I have an EV and can charge for free, I have to be a tiny bit sensible. The cars range from relatively cheap to outrageous prices ($15,000 to $40,000) because no one is really sure how much they really are willing to pay for one. Back a few years when I first started looking they were some $5000 then got a popularity boost for some reason. Otherwise I would -steal- borrow everyone's silver cutlery and oil paintings as well.
@-TJ-
@-TJ- 3 жыл бұрын
I do love the Jaaag jokes
@Chris5204
@Chris5204 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if anyone would get a custom license plate that reads " Jaa aag " for their Jaguar
@Prototheria
@Prototheria 2 жыл бұрын
I've seen pictures of that. When I bought mine, the plates read "XKR," which I found redundant since that's what the badge on the back of the car says, too.
@christopherdean1326
@christopherdean1326 2 жыл бұрын
I saw one back in east London where I lived, it was an XKR, and it's number plate was J46 XKR...
@sdfilmproductions4193
@sdfilmproductions4193 2 жыл бұрын
When I worked as a production assistant for Callum Fairweather he showed up on set one day in a Jag F-Pace. And on the bottom of the number plate where the postcode or dealer name usually is it said "Jaaaaag...it's good to be bad".....he ordered the plates from Ireland so he could have that on them!🤣
@user-.--.-
@user-.--.- Ай бұрын
4:09 is one of my fav moments in all of top gear and grand tour
@JoeriMovies
@JoeriMovies Жыл бұрын
No one can say 'Jaaaaaaag' like Jeremy that's the best sound created by a human being
@enjoyerofcontent
@enjoyerofcontent 6 ай бұрын
"like my prototype watch and trousers" fuckin sends me every time 😂
@SunshineStateCoasters
@SunshineStateCoasters 2 жыл бұрын
As a Jacksonville, Florida native; I always pronounce Jacksonville Jaguars as the Jaaaaaaags!!
@wanganeu
@wanganeu Жыл бұрын
I hope at least some of the players drive a Jaaaag 😂
@SunshineStateCoasters
@SunshineStateCoasters Жыл бұрын
@@wanganeu they legally can’t
@amirardalan1903
@amirardalan1903 2 жыл бұрын
3:00 Have you got a Jag? (Zooms in on the James Bond Villain from Tomorrow Never Dies)
@DunestrikeMorgan
@DunestrikeMorgan 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they really like the car of hammond but just out of spite they tell him its shit
@CyberSoldat
@CyberSoldat 2 жыл бұрын
The way Jeremy says supercharged jag is priceless
@FreshPineapple1
@FreshPineapple1 2 жыл бұрын
I can't get over that disgustingly deep JaaaAAAg at 0:44
@bury_the_elite65294
@bury_the_elite65294 3 жыл бұрын
I want a JAAAAAAAG just so I can pretend I'm Arfur Day-ley from Minder; "Awrite Tel, me ol' son, I fink da Jaaaaaag is due for a service. Just take it rand the garridge an' tell the mechanic geezer that I'll pay for it later! He knows I'm good for it, mate! Any problems, I'll be dann the Winchester 'avin a pint or two." "Leave it out, Arfur! Ya still 'aven't paid for the larst two services!" "Oh, yeah, yer right, Tel. Ah well, just tell 'im anyway. 'E won't mind!"
@noranomics
@noranomics 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t get over how the whole premise is sleeping around and stealing oil paintings and silver cutlery
@mozxz
@mozxz Жыл бұрын
That last clip, is just so damn hilarious, the way Hammond just laughs while saying " They are not necessarily for fixing the car " and the other two chiming in, is probably the most grounded unscripted moment in the GT....
@davidstoyanoff
@davidstoyanoff 2 жыл бұрын
Parts seen falling off these cars are of the finest British craftsmanship.
@Jabber-ig3iw
@Jabber-ig3iw 2 жыл бұрын
That’s down to Americans not maintaining their cars properly.
@techno-phobe3000
@techno-phobe3000 2 жыл бұрын
4:00 That was one heck of a burrito... 😂
@leoroverman4541
@leoroverman4541 2 жыл бұрын
I used to have a smirk about Jags. Back in the 60's I used to work on Jags from the factory for the showrooms- always straight into workshops. And yes, things like the boots, the trim strips all rang bells. Fortunately I got to drive proper cars, like P5 rovers. The smile on my face was normally to do with the fact that some mugs had paid far more for their Jag, than I had for my Rover.
@CT_97
@CT_97 2 жыл бұрын
I love when these 3 are stereotypical to people / things, makes my day🤣🤣
@Forge17
@Forge17 Жыл бұрын
Clarkson is so powerful he’s created an legendary living stereotype/meme for a car brand older than him.
@Jabber-ig3iw
@Jabber-ig3iw Жыл бұрын
Popularised it but didn’t create it, they have had the caddish reputation since at least the 60s.
@Forge17
@Forge17 Жыл бұрын
@@Jabber-ig3iw I meant more the Jaaaaaag 😏 meme
@lpstylez
@lpstylez 3 жыл бұрын
I do hope I get to own a jaaaaag
@jamesmartindale8968
@jamesmartindale8968 3 жыл бұрын
Simply borrow one. Any jaaaag driver is very trustworthy of course you’ll give it back
@vespacheck
@vespacheck 2 жыл бұрын
An X type is supremely accessible, and has aged well. It even stole it's basis from a Mondeo.
@xx-----------xx873
@xx-----------xx873 2 жыл бұрын
Or you could throw caution to the wind and get an XJS12. Insurance also happens to be cheaper than a crappy eurobox.
@NorrisHistoryCorner
@NorrisHistoryCorner Жыл бұрын
Around 2001 Jaguar realised you can get more paintings in the back of an estate car and made the X-Type estate...
@Dwigt_Rortugal
@Dwigt_Rortugal 3 ай бұрын
Jaaaag estates are made to hold all the pilfered valuable things from another's estate.
@grantkruger3689
@grantkruger3689 Жыл бұрын
"The Jaguar tool kit is just for burglary!" 😆 This is what makes the show, three guys messing around with cars.
@albertpeterson5585
@albertpeterson5585 2 жыл бұрын
...every Jaguar owner you know should remind you of Terry-Thomas.
@ahassen1236
@ahassen1236 2 жыл бұрын
You can watch these 3 forever such was the chemistry.
@kateargent5750
@kateargent5750 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has met Brod Munro-Wilson, the Jag stereotype is true.
@cameronmattingly8802
@cameronmattingly8802 11 ай бұрын
I got a jaguar ad before this. 😂
@MadDuckofAus
@MadDuckofAus 2 жыл бұрын
this explains my previously inexplicable liking for Jags
@R.J._Lewis
@R.J._Lewis Жыл бұрын
Probably because I've seen it several times, but when the first shot of Hammond rolling up in his mk 10 flashed onscreen, all I thought was "and here comes the villain car of the series." It's a properly sinister (and beautiful) outline.
@jaymiller9254
@jaymiller9254 2 жыл бұрын
Back in 1988 I used to have a 82 white xj6 . I paid 12,000.00 for it.I knew that the stippers changed shifts at 7. Would hang around and let them see me getting out of it. Was always good for getting a phone number or a little something extra if you know what I mean. Of course you would only know that if you drove a jag.
@RCAvhstape
@RCAvhstape Жыл бұрын
I love how Jaguars are rated based on how useful they are for stealing and transporting stolen paintings.
@WolfQueenLydia
@WolfQueenLydia 2 жыл бұрын
It's should be an unspoken law between car enthusiasts to say "Jaaaaaaaaag." 🤣
@WatcherMonkey
@WatcherMonkey 2 жыл бұрын
“Awfully sorry, would you mind awfully settling this while I go warm up the JAAAG?” 😂
@nosoupforyou425
@nosoupforyou425 3 жыл бұрын
reminds me, I should remove that borrowed painting from the trunk and place it somewhere safe
@yusha27
@yusha27 3 жыл бұрын
You better. That way you will have room for more borrowed paintings.
@michaelvillarama7584
@michaelvillarama7584 2 жыл бұрын
One of my neighbors at my apartment complex has a 07 Jaguar XJ and every time I see him drive off in it, I immediately think of "Jaaaaag" every time I see him haha.
@andrewmaje
@andrewmaje 3 жыл бұрын
"Hammond you idiot" 😂 4:28
@bobplanderlinde329
@bobplanderlinde329 2 жыл бұрын
😀☹️
@EddieFly00
@EddieFly00 Жыл бұрын
Hammondyouidiot
@helivarpalac2956
@helivarpalac2956 2 ай бұрын
There's never gonna be a show as great as this ever again...... Or then again, maybe there will be, but it's a very tough act to follow.... Thank you, original TG and TGT for the decades of wonderful laughs~
@armandosg624
@armandosg624 Жыл бұрын
4:17 i will always love this moment😂😂
@bigmike9947
@bigmike9947 2 жыл бұрын
I found a Jaguar branded Suitcase at the local thrift store for 5 bucks and call it the "Jaaag Bag"
@AtheistOrphan
@AtheistOrphan 2 жыл бұрын
That’s reminded me that in the 80’s I had a Jaguar-branded sports bag. (In British racing green). My cat would often sleep in it.
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