Jeremy Clarkson Obituary

[@MyLovelyOnlineFriend]

RIP VLS

[@madandyb]

The building shown as 'BBC Radio Grimsby' is nowhere near Grimsby - it's in Whitehaven, Cumbria!! (Victor Lewis Smith loved using that building - it was also referred to as 'Deptford Crematorium' for his Ads Infinitum Awards specials!!

[@XitUp]

I'm so glad you asked. Go watch his DVD the good the bad and the ugly, he claims to be driving a Mustang GT when it is infact the V6 base model. Also in the same DVD he claims the Roush Mustang and the Shelby GT500 have the same engine when the Shelby has a 5.4 iron block and the Roush has a 4.6 alloy block. There are tons more I can point out if that's not enough...

[@XitUp]

No it's not, it's Victor Lewis Smith on TV Offal.

[@districtline]

"....he leaves a gross of 24" waist jeans.." absolutely hilarious from start to finish.

[@coopertrooper87]

HA HA HA! That was sublime! I bet Jezza would love it as well! Lol! Ha ha! Cheers for that!

[@acronus]

This one is pretty good. The Clarkson island parody is worth checking out too.

[@just_some_bird]

The line "A human soap-on-a-rope with Brut aftershave for blood" made me choke on my own spit. A+++ video, would rate 5 again.

[@Primordeum]

At least someone's talking sense. I love Victor Lewis Smith and I love Jeremy Clarkson, and I indeed think that Clarkson would find this funny himself.

[@vyleside]

This is from an old tv program on channel 4 called TV offal. They did one on vanessa feltz, too, and featured the Gay Daleks.

[@AndrewHalliwell]

A bit difficult considering the tv programme TV OFFAL hasn't been made since 1998 (and clarkson spent a bit of time off air before new top gear started).

[@joannepsi]

He writes and produces documentaries with his own production company. I think he still writes for the Evening Standard. wish he was back on TV :(

[@joestl314]

For god sake people. I'm a huge fan of Jeremy Clarkson and this is funny as hell. It's a joke

[@gman8471]

I don't know if anyone here remembers Top Gear back in the 90s but it wasn't as good after Clarkson left.

[@Rmanders1301]

well that's about 2 and a half minutes of my life which i'll never get back...

[@celt67]

You're absolutely right. Some people on here are too stupid to realise that this was from a comedy show called TV Offal broadcast about 10 years ago. It also had the gay Daleks from doctor who hanging around the mens toilets following men in. Funny as fuck.

[@trip2themoon]

It was made by Victor Lewis-Smith (a British TV critic/writer/producer. It was broadcast in 1998 as part of the TV Offal show. Anyone who thought this was real should have their balls removed immediately as they are way to thick to breed. It says at the end "Jeremy Clarkson who died today" so it can mean any day.

[@mikemike616]

BURRRRN!!! Oh you GOT him bro. Hahahaahaaa!

[@englongbow]

Fantastic spoof loved it.

[@tomato6999]

sorry but clarkson is for me a real man he says what he likes that is good enough for me

[@Professor6871]

I can't wait for this obituary to be real.

[@DrBlockbuster]

Great!!! Now added to Sir Tim and Dr Blockbuster's Celebrity Half Hour on Facebook. Dr Blockbuster

[@AndyWardTenerifeEstateAgents]

I;m sure when this was released - a long time ago by the looks of it - Clarkson would have been more than impressed with the final result. Very funny - a fine example of British humour!

[@learned1968]

I hope they call bank holiday when Clarkson goes?

[@deathshadow1701a]

This would win "Most Ignorant KZbin Comment of the Day" if it wasn't for your other comments!

[@bobdole57]

Jeremy Clarkson is great, but this is still funny as hell.

[@bonfunkjc]

James? Yeah,er, its, er, me, 'Sky...' James: What? 'er... skyline, y'know, sky - LINE' James: Sorry mate great to hear from you lol

[@ajuk1]

Is this from TV Offal?

[@Puma_315]

"humman toffe apple, a human soap on a rope" BUAHAHAHAAH

[@jpusar]

This is absolutely hilarious! Utterly, fantastically, and bloody amazing. If this video were a woman, it would be beautiful and wearing a red dress. People would stare at it and faint at the very sight of it. Its as if I decided to mix a coke with an espresso and shoot it up my rectum. Like plugging in a hair dryer while taking a loo in bathtub full of water, and being punched in the stomach, all the while listening to Nsync with surround sound speakers.

[@Drunkenmaster770]

@nintendolad -thanks for takin the time to pass on this imformation to me. ive allready drank the champagne tho. btw-this and other comment was a joke.long live JC

[@1637inc]

An old Victor Lewis-Smith bit (British journo/satirist). He's done this to others as well. Whether or not it was funny, it is hard to believe that Clarkson could have actually looked young. I'm sure he was born at 42....

[@XitUp]

Notice the year it said he died. It's an old video.

[@Theelusive1]

Victor needs to do a new batch for us fans desperate for more...Simon Cowell,,who died today after a toxic botox blowback..Any other suggestions?

[@BaddaBigBoom]

... Bill Bailey, Chris Morris -and VICTOR LEWIS SMITH !!

[@rkent06]

haha they put him as being born in 1950, making out he was 10 years older-not sure if that was deliberate or not

[@Reno20k]

you could tell that this a was a good humored crack at clarkson. Only those who really like him would talk about him this way.

[@johnny15783]

He sure is.

[@creadcharles]

Didn't Brooker describe VLS as a 'thinking man's me' on his show? At least he acknowledges his influences. Lewis Smith created an amazingly original comedy voice for the time, which has been highly influential. Don't think much of his juvenile prank calls though.

[@DCHurlford1]

Ha Ha, The Human Toffee Apple, hilarious!!! Bring back TV Offal and Victor Lewis Smith, that's what i say, the man was class. My Dad is an avid viewer of Top Gear (and all the old repeats on Dave). Clarkson's ok (in small doses). Cheers for posting.

[@learned1968]

I so wish this was for real..

[@Professor6871]

@crowbarftw That's a song are you going to sing it?

[@DrBlockbuster]

What say you Sir Tim?

[@sniker45]

iam american you brit are lucky to have jermy he should be treated as a national treasure it could be worse we ve got paris bloody hilton lets swap!

[@pef286]

Jeremy is an entertainer, he has gotten better (or worse) over the years. Haven't you ever seen him in his early days with long hair. He had no personality!!! Really, he was a bore! No he's not dead. Great video.

[@beth292929]

i love clarkson i think hes hilarious . n i think this is pretty hilarious too :P

[@hAhan17]

most probably u all are jealous of him...

[@multitudinal]

factual errors? Who cares? It's about how a car makes you feel that counts. Only calculators care about factual errors.

[@jamesbailey4546]

2:00 - K-nop-fler! HaHa!

[@Hopes91]

@Drunkenmaster770 This is a joke. He's still very much alive.

[@BaddaBigBoom]

LMFAO @ "Mark Ka-nop-fler"

[@brokennews]

Poor JC, that was mean. I'm his 400th biggest fan!

[@sparksrule]

VL-S is a bloody genius

[@gmooney]

where did you get this?

[@trip2themoon]

But one of Victor Lewis-Smith's problems with Clarkson is that he gets to wreck cars, all at the expense of the British TV licence payer. I personally can't disagree, I reckon for the privilege of being Top Gear's lead host you should have an encyclopaedic knowledge of cars not a basic understanding..

[@pef286]

Yes that would be funny. Seriously that is why I watch this on youtube, we don't get Top Gear in the States. Once in awhile I try to watch BBC world news, it's like being on a different planet compared to our network news.

[@Thingamajigs]

Rofl, hilarious. Moreso because the number of idiots on here who misjudged this video as being serious.

[@bjetsc]

clarkson is awesome

[@VectorOmega]

One question...what was the animation for the very first (1978) opening sequence for Top Gear? Did the gears in the logo spin?

[@chryneon6638]

Yes.

[@Waihekean]

When I die I hope my obituary is something like this.

[@Dani-it5sy]

This one was really good 🤣🤣🤣

[@kbtreturns]

haha, i loved the "analogy meter" (about 3/4 the way through the video). i think clarkson is an intelligent and humorous bloke... shame that some of his fans are neither! i can't believe so many people are taking this vid seriously, it's so obvious that it is a spoof... some comments are embarrassing!

[@multitudinal]

he can tell the difference between majour stuff like that. I can. How can he not? Give me an example.

[@memedeathmatch]

Does anyone know the name of the song playing?

[@PowerThirteen]

Lewis is right if you mean the Top Gear theme. If you mean the one during the "Dire Straights/pretending to be Mark Knopfler" bit, it's In The Gallery by Dire Straights from their eponymous album. :)

[@Professor6871]

Isn't the analogy meter there really Clarkson's bullshit meter, which went into overdrive every time he spoke on TV.

[@CraigDeeley]

I think it's what's known as a 'spoof'

[@TheInflicted]

lol forever at the Analogy Meter

[@XitUp]

But this is not a video about religion, it would be silly to talk about religion here.

[@monganni]

Genius, even

[@BaddaBigBoom]

Phew -Thank god for pointing this out! Amen to you!

[@BaddaBigBoom]

I'm sure you too will be a "legand" one day. Maybe a legand an arm! You are living proof that Jeremy Clarkson and his worshippers need to be parodied. LOL

[@732lover]

hold on!!! If you turn on the BBC he is still alive!!! he is still hosting top gear! he just turned a Fiat Panda into a stretch limo!! how could he be dead! this must be a joke!!!

[@TheInflicted]

This was kind of lame until the analogy meter.

[@johndil]

Good stuff.

[@TINTIN299]

he's not dead

[@JohnHodder]

Hey does anyone know if hes actually dead or not ? cause i have heard and read rumors

[@Professor6871]

Jeremy Clarkson has never grown out in being teenager. No mature adult would behave or say the things he has said over the years. I feel sorry for his children it must be hell having him as a father.

[@plastikmaiden]

clarkson is a wierd 6 year old double doctor in a man suit, with a car obsession...buuut we all love him, and who doesn't sucks.

[@gman8471]

@thepod96 Haven't read all the comments but there must have been some pretty gormless people here.

[@vyrnmn]

it's called a SPOOF

[@pogmathon100]

Trust Clarkson to think he can come back from the dead.

[@XitUp]

People who are interested in cars care. I agree that how a car feels is very important, but I wouldn't trust someone to give me an accurate review when they can't tell the difference between a V6 and a V8.

[@docwhispr]

hes not dead

[@markt91]

hahahaha!!!

[@multitudinal]

well then lets be silly. Christianity has some good teachings to offer, but the idea behind the crucifixion somehow 'taking gods wrath' is flawed in that wrath is a human emotion and not part of a true gods reactionary repetoir

[@PIMPbroadcaster]

lol who made this? prob some1 that really hates him ...

[@veyron]

LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL ahhahaha that was coool

[@textthing]

Hey come on now, it's only 'entertainment', isn't it?

[@86cookiemonster]

People can't stand the fact that he is extremly bias towards his home. He is a harden patriot, and for that I an American, respect him.

[@ShatteredMirror]

I bet Clarkson would have found this hilarious; you do get the impression that he doesn't care what other people think of him. Clarkson is who I aspire to be...he's so funny, irreverent and cynical, yet beyond that he talks a lot of sense. I found this hilarious, though if he died I would go and have a good cry.

[@BaddaBigBoom]

Agreed, but you cant help from laughing eh?

[@trip2themoon]

You think he is king, yet you can't get his initials right. His surname is Clarkson. Ha ha...

[@joh2]

About time someone parodied Clarkson!!!

[@peterinfrankfurt]

I liked him!

[@StuartFoxMusic]

not in very good taste - would have been funny if it were just a skit about JC - but theres somthing kinda wrong about doing it as an Obituary.

[@multitudinal]

pah. Who cares? He has driven them so he's still right about the cars.

[@TheTarrMan]

Is this a joke, because I know he's sill alive and I own a Ford Probe and It does the gob just fine!

[@MrBooojangles]

Jeremy Clarkson who died today, oh dear :-( :-)

[@XitUp]

I'm getting upset at all. I'm just trying to work out why you think it's ok for automotive journalists to lie. I know intelligent people don't look to him for actual advise and education about cars but sadly a large portion of the population do.

[@monganni]

Lewis = Genuis

[@icanhaslego]

i love clarkson but this is really funny