Jerma cries to screaming and farting (Entire bit)

[@jo_12]

I literally just recorded my screen for like 14 minutes why does this video have almost half a million views?!?!?!?! here are some better jerma releated content you should watch instead: The Jerma Dollhouse is a Theatrical Masterpiece kzbin.info/www/bejne/h3K3ioWIpNWmeqM&ab_channel=MackenzieDavenport Jerma Laughing at Vehicle Accidents Supercut [FINALE] kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z37XfK2QbbWtfpo&ab_channel=Samuel ZAP THE OLD MAN! | Jerma Sorcery Tribute kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJCTk4Z7rbKaobM&ab_channel=DrMasaki Highly Trained Professional - Jerma VR Games Stream Recap kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWKvepSLeqelas0&ab_channel=Cheltie

[@eyewai]

Every archivist deserves to be praised for witnessing the birth of christ.

[@Banement]

@@eyewai because jerma's official version doesnt have chat, its easier for mobile viewers to see vids with chat too

[@yougotfelted8297]

cus farts are funny

[@thediscountwombat]

**in the font of "live, laugh, love"** Fart Scream Cry

[@itsalwaysboppinbrother5924]

Not gonna lie imagining that in the medics accent has left me giggling like a child.

[@ulteriormotives2]

@@itsalwaysboppinbrother5924 Same LMAO

[@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R]

𝒻𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂 𝒸𝓇𝓎

[@onscreenmoper]

Jerma looks like he has a curse where he loses one year off his lifespan every time he laughs, and he's trying desperately not to.

[@spooky_lizbean1050]

Panzer Man Is that why he just cries sometimes?

[@melanie5850]

i have adhd (so does jerma) and listening to really loud noises for longer than a few seconds makes me cry uncontrollably so i think he's just trying not to lose it askjdsfdmgofhklgj

[@spooky_lizbean1050]

maple huh, I have adhd too. Sometimes if I get over stimulated I guess I get like that. Didn’t know jerm had adhd the more ya know

[@dr.baldskin]

He recently said he has an unknown condition that causes him pain in the chest area and it even makes it hard for him to laugh since it hurts so much so that might be it

[@Marshtard]

Really hope he does come back at 100%, so the man can laugh as hard as he wants to

[@BanditoBurrito]

my favorite chat comments: "i catn stop shitting

[@shroomer3867]

*Mood*

[@arenomusic]

i catn stop shitting

[@chromy2495]

Mines “you cant do it”

[@thoiletgaming3504]

mines ''J''

[@mobius273]

Shidding and laffing

[@captainimperialism4568]

It’s so cute seeing Jerma practice talking to his crush at the gym.

[@letmeshowumypkmn]

Too bad he keeps farting uncontrollably

[@carljenson9279]

@@letmeshowumypkmn I, too, fart and scream uncontrollably at immense decibals while talking to my crush.

[@HD9S]

He has a wife

[@LawdyLawdy]

@@HD9S yeah hopefully she'll never see him practicing to talk to his crush like this

[@fawfuls]

mindedlobster Jokes

[@willmiddleton7932]

Putting the bit into context makes it amazing. Imagine being at the gym and some jacked dude walks up to you and is like “ay yo you need a spot?” And you’re like “sure” and then you hear faintly from his earbuds the sound of someone screaming in anguish while shitting like a mad man.

[@RockEsper]

Yeah this is one of the funniest Jerma bits. Kind of annoying how a lot of people seem to think he's laughing just because funny fart noises. "35 YEAR OLD MAN LITERALLY LAUGHING AT FARTS LUL"

[@pablostufff]

I think the fact he was doing this bit for 10 minutes makes it funnier

[@halolime117]

@@RockEsper he's litteraly laughing because of loud fart noises don't even try to make it seem s i c k

[@laughingman4236]

Will Middleton 13:40

[@blarghwagurder]

@@halolime117 Don't you know context matters? It's fucking ear-piercingly loud and he's imagining someone who goes to the gym and listens to this as their workout music. You don't have to find that funny, but that's why he finds it funny, not just because of haha poot

[@RematodeRanger]

Jerma attempts to help you lift weights at the gym and has a mental breakdown ( ASMR )

[@Brosefinho]

Imagine being in the gym and this madman walks up

[@LieseFury]

absolute chad

[@glavenusmaximus8860]

I'm grabbing the gun already.

[@holhorse3080]

*braaaappp* *AAAARRGGGHRHHGH* Hey bro, need a spotter?

[@maxskellington910]

pants down, instantly.

[@IEatYourSandwiches]

looks like you're having trouble with your weights

[@goofygoober4901]

the funniest part is when you faintly hear the fart noises coming out of his ear buds

[@LolaTheGardevoir]

Especially when it’s a short one

[@sarahtonin58913]

this is what the original bit was about

[@quinngeiger8750]

Yeah man thats sort of what the entire joke is

[@coolkatmehrfth]

Obligatory “this is someone’s first experience with Jerma”

[@madlapdog2552]

i'm the someone

[@coolkatmehrfth]

Magic 8 Bird With this being your first time being exposed to Jerma, could you talk about your experience?

[@madlapdog2552]

@@coolkatmehrfth i've been going through some stuff recently and had a good long laugh at this and i treasure that so i'll have to watch more of him :)

[@superstinkybeans]

This isn't my first experience but it's the first time I thought it was funny

[@RoachCatJr]

this is me right now. never seen this man in my life

[@jac8680]

I love when Jerma invents a bit and then proceeds to unravel that bit like it’s the stupidest idea he’s ever heard and he can’t fathom why anyone would ever come up with such a ridiculous joke

[@snottytoe6957]

at the end the way he is crying doesnt look like a "laughing til crying" kind of face, it looks more like a family member just died and he was informed when he planned to visit them that day, which i guess is a reasonable reaction.

[@baaaldur]

its so funny, whenever jerma laughs himself to tears it just looks like he's actually devastated

[@jefferyharambe5067]

SnottyToe69 I would be sad to if my humor fell to laughing at farts but then again look at me on this video

[@ileryon4019]

hes always devastated

[@katlicks]

He has ADHD so it probably did legit bother his brain just right.

[@mobius273]

I hate how just a stupid fart joke turns into multi-layered meta humor. You're laughing at it cause it's funny, then you're at laughing at yourself for laughing at it, then you're laughing at jerma for laughing at it, then your laughing because you're imagining the scenario jerma's describing, then you're laughing at him for trying to describe this scenario while cry-laughing at screaming and fart noises.

[@fancydeeldo]

meanwhile some people think fart jokes aren't funny

[@SamFreelancePolice]

This is why jerma jokes are my favourite.

[@blarghwagurder]

@@fancydeeldo It isn't a fart joke

[@fancydeeldo]

​@@blarghwagurder get a hobby

[@blarghwagurder]

@@fancydeeldo I state a fact and you tell me I need to do better things with my life after you went to watch a "fart joke" which you knew you wouldn't enjoy, just to go and tell others "meanwhile, this is objectively not funny cause it's a fart joke". People can like and watch other things, comedy and entertainment are subjective. However, this wasn't even a fart joke at all. He's laughing not because "farts are funny" but because it is blasting into his ears at 100 decibels mixed with how ridiculous the situation would be if it were real. You don't have to find that funny, but you have to label it how it actually is. Oh, and get a hobby like you said, cause when you disagree with others on the internet, they suddenly fail to have lives.

[@mesmerisingcube417]

13:10 The timing of the hand wave and fart noise is priceless

[@ryandowner2998]

IT IS

[@cutefunk5919]

Holy shit

[@pogmaster6009]

The fart bender

[@mxshrxxmbxy]

Fart bender andy

[@disgorgingconsciousness2250]

Hold up bro, before I spot you I gotta get my "public domain scream and fart mixtape" pumpin.

[@meloncholy428]

Hold up bro, this part always gets me. *SNIFFLES*

[@troubleinbound]

Imagining this happening in the gym really reminds me of an impractical jokers bit

[@RecruitMeat]

Imagine joe wearing enormous headphones walking up to you and 5 seconds you hear a fart noise with someone screaming coming out of the headphones

[@benjaminmorris7159]

it's a cute doodle!!

[@zombyjano]

@@RecruitMeat Joe peepee poopood all over the gym, making him tonight's loser.

[@xx_d0ra3m0n_xx]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@reubenc0039]

​@jinjergeistwould honestly be an amazing episode??? How strange a crossover that is and yet it works

[@Pixel9897]

I cannot believe he really recovered and can hear again. What a story.

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Oh my god that short was so fucking funny.

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

9:13 When he actually manages to pull it off it's way funnier cause you can hear the screaming and farting in his ears and it's so perfect to imagine the scene

[@darylpowell401]

This man's laughter is magical.

[@shoco462]

i read that as "this manslaughter is magical"

[@ryk3rofficial524]

@@shoco462 oh sheeeet

[@63iskool]

237 likes! Your reward is a naked lady in a bathtub!

[@hyfynorris]

@@shoco462 I read it as maniacal

[@joshshrum2764]

Daryl Powell Rich Evan’s is to.

[@lilvampire7439]

The more he laughs, the older his face gets

[@superbigtime]

He goes from young hip streamer to Willem Dafoe right quick.

[@Uhg56]

@@superbigtime That's what happens when your pushing 40

[@hedged-valley1148]

@@Uhg56 isn't he like 43 or something?

[@Uhg56]

@@hedged-valley1148 Yup I should have said pushing 50, would have more accurate.

[@Yes-----]

@@hedged-valley1148 I believe he is somewhere around 33-35

[@TheoHiggins]

"Jerma: Screaming and Farting" should be the name of his comedy special

[@TheLozfan123]

His autobiography

[@LolaTheGardevoir]

Crying and Screaming and Farting

[@Cohozuner]

@@LolaTheGardevoir and throwing up in his mom's bed

[@jakemarszewski8684]

Idk why but I started dying when he drank from his mug with a J on it and the whole chat spammed J

[@AuosPT]

Jerma rocking back and forth as he desperately tries to stay in character is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@jackie2915]

I CANT GET OVER THE FACT THAT A GUY WOULD BE LISTENING TO FART "MUSIC" WHILE TRYING TO HELP A GUY LIFT WEIGHTS OR LISTENING TO SCREAMING/CRYING COMPLETELY SERIOUS AND IT JUST BEING COMPLETELY NORMAL TO THEM IM DYING

[@letsgofishing5238]

the fact that he's also playing the music so loudly that everybody can hear him is even funnier

[@jackie2915]

@@letsgofishing5238 Ikr, this video will always be golden xD

[@aymuhspunj]

It's like wearing cat ear headbands without ever acknowledging it. Ignoring something unnatural is always going to be a a strange experience. Especially because someone deliberately chose to do something strange and then act like it was a normal thing that everybody does and therefore does not need recognition.

[@sandenson]

​@@aymuhspunj Chad behaviour

[@globules804]

I watch this in VR when I work out so I can pretend I'm with him

[@phorpho4123]

is anyone interested in a dating sim where u pick one of countless charming characters from the Jermiverse

[@70sman]

Yes

[@trutwhut6550]

Ye

[@vriskaserket1120]

YES

[@Blattella]

yes

[@makenzie9023]

as long as there are graphic zex zcenes

[@aqualitymagentachickenmask3298]

I laughed so much it actually hurt my face. I have no idea why but Jerma makes me laugh like no ther

[@M-1996A1]

Nothing stretches out the tendons quite like Jerma.

[@PowerUpT]

Have you heard the tale of Vargskelethor the wise?

[@M-1996A1]

Crapcom Joel comes close

[@BroDocTrev]

Vargskelethor and wise? You have to pick one dude, you can't have both.

[@originalcomment4818]

@@M-1996A1 well.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZClgISErNl5a6c

[@xcmodev1558]

_shidded and farded_

[@imsometaeventhisacronym2545]

xcmodev SHITTING and FARTING

[@BootsWDaSpurs]

NoPills 4Jed shidddin n farddin

[@buenogoodlive]

learnt

[@imsometaeventhisacronym2545]

Ahroura Faggoli kzbin.info/www/bejne/nn3EfXaQpdOVpbs Also probably don’t do a KZbin search of the phrase “shitting and farting”... regret...

[@BootsWDaSpurs]

NoPills 4Jed big shid

[@Blue-jy4rf]

never realized how blue his eyes were

[@bethebadger5517]

Local streamer gives himself tinnitus listening to fart sound effects

[@acfreak55]

I think the fact of imagining someone listening to this at the gym made this so much funnier lol

[@ainsley5843]

imagine joining a random streamer and you see him crying to screaming and farting

[@milkbox103]

that poor chat member who was stabbing themselves with their sewing needle bc they couldn't stop laughing

[@LazyPurple]

Most i've ever laughed in one video thank you for blessing me with this

[@randyb.k.4018]

LazyPurple Oh shit it’s you

[@Aluminum.K]

How it feels to play pirate spy

[@thefrogwannabe6895]

how it feels to shit yourself

[@owenchauncy7661]

Holy shit it’s you

[@steelingcable6350]

cool

[@3MolesInATrenchCoat]

I understood 0% of this and have no regrets.

[@MrDrCthulhu]

Seriously thought I was gonna pass out from laughing so hard. Just something so infectious with Jerma breaking down like that. "I was laughing too hard, too fast" is right.

[@k.g.7591]

I think the trick he didn't think about is that shitty headphones can be quiet to you and loud to anyone around you.

[@Vonias]

You somehow made this bit even funnier. The jock is wearing these awful cheap plastic crap headphones with the open speakers and it's turned up REALLY loud, like everyone in a 10 meter radius can hear it but to him it's not even that loud so he doesn't realize and he's walking around working out and shit and no one is brave enough to confront him about it.

[@cmard]

he fucking starts crying and someone in chat types “ITS BAD” and i just lost it

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

the visual of a jock absolutely losing his composure and bawlling uncontrollably whilst trying to be so casual is so fucking funny. tears are rolling down his face, his voice is shaky and you hear shitting and screaming through his earbuds and the only thing he can muster up is "hEy MaANn i sEe you're... You're having trouble on the.... oN the... _cries"_

[@maru5235]

jerma develops a fart fetish, circa 2019.

[@shlorbin473]

people really be forgetting Dark Souls 3 On Stream "chocolate surprise" smh

[@BoogieBrando]

BRRAAAAAAPPP

[@BarnacleButtock]

We're just gonna pretend he didn't start laughing until the girl screams came on

[@bustin9938]

Possibly the most chaotic title on youtube

[@christianmogol960]

13:41 guys he dont do that usually

[@Thalia_Aquaticaa]

I'm feeling so nervous because I don't lift at all

[@niabiii]

it's the direct eye contact for me

[@v---n]

every Jerma clip is so surreal, I feel a deep sense of belonging now

[@entropic-decay]

here from an edit someone made of this to make it look like jerma is deaf and had his hearing restored and is talking to his family with hearing for the first time

[@IAmCaligvla]

Still can't believe redditors are so fucking stupid they were unironically falling for that. God that made my day.

[@laurenfinley731]

This guy vaguely looks like my highschool film teacher now I can’t picture him the same dear god this is gold

[@suprfr3ak]

He could be. He was a sub once, so it isn't out of the realm of possibility ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@intergalacticspaghetti5213]

@@suprfr3ak oh no

[@jimbabwe3]

did he… do the noise?

[@GenericProtagonist7]

He's LIKE a victim in a horror movie at the end, just red-faced and weeping while waving his arms say "No, no NO!"

[@HyperHimes]

Imagine being the guy who never watched a Jerma stream before but had heard good things about him.and then joins in on this.

[@noobslayer1196]

Me clicking on this legitimately

[@yosogaray8546]

Fallout boy isn’t a scream and fart compilation?

[@slugenjoyer7093]

deltarune fan spotted

[@xx_emo420_xx3]

bet

[@MrWaffleman262]

13:11 Why did that sync up so well with his hand movements lmfao

[@Jaies_]

So let me get this straight, he's listening to incredibly loud shitting noises whilst trying to roleplay talking to a jock in a gym?

[@Binkusbigday]

That is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@Isaacfess]

It is for Jeremy too.

[@Lelfay]

Jeremy too.

[@DougerArt]

Jeremy too.

[@ELSTINKO.]

Jeremy two

[@Isaacfess]

Ｊｅｒｅｍｙ　２

[@keyakku935]

imagine you're just surfing twitch, and you come across jerma as a new viewer. This is what you first hear and see 13:04

[@EmanS117]

12:43 That quick grin/glance to the camera internally yelling *"oh no I'm about to lose it"* xD

[@jamesmccomb9525]

I can't believe it's been 3 years since this legendary bit.

[@gemizu4874]

This is literally the best out of context video i've ever seen.

[@babayaga3098]

It’s always when the screaming starts that I lose my entire mind lol like that first faint scream at 10:22 breaks me down lmao

[@SettTopsMe]

“Hey bro, nice package”

[@ericyen989]

*Jerma walks up to the jock wiftin weights at the gym* Jerma: Give me the shock jock jock shock me

[@keeperfan1315]

i love when jerma showed the mug with a J on it for a split second and the chat is instantly overflowed w people spamming J

[@SanctuaryADO]

I laughed so hard I taste blood in the back of my throat thanks

[@QMan1234red]

A Masterclass in acting with Jeremy Elbertson, Internet Superstar

[@sonia9556]

the "no! nO! NO! D':" (13:13) part always gets me

[@goatsnhoes9221]

one of the funniest things about this is that jerma has mentioned a few times about having like auditory processing issues and he's spoken a lot about having adhd. he never stood a chance

[@adrenochrome9716]

Man struggles with pseudobulbar affect while trying to pretend that he is a guy at the gym.

[@TheArcPaladin]

This entire bit was way too much. I was in tears with Jerma the entire 15 minutes

[@thespacemarine247]

13:11 That audio-hand sync is god like, specially Nurgle.

[@mewga]

Wheezing in my bed with tears rolling down my face as he starts to play both at the same time

[@DrErikNefarious]

"It's just people screaming and farting"................Is it HALLOWEEN FARTS?! SPOOKY FARTS! THE WET ONES?!

[@appledr8808]

Jerma is literally cursed by every member of this community to be portrayed as a psycho to everyone that stumbles across him and I'm all for it

[@Obe_Qwaet]

Oh good God this video destroyed me. I was absolutely not ready for this to come on autoplay while at work in my headphones

[@TheAnalatheist]

If only the boss asked what you were listening to.

[@Obe_Qwaet]

A coworker asked me what I was laughing to and the best I could say in the middle of my destruction: "A beautifully strange man on the internet named Jeremy"

[@pijuka]

Jerma could kinda look like a jock if he wasn't 5"6

[@roosterblue5166]

he kinda has a chad face ngl

[@Hazztech]

Dude did you not see him when he was younger he was a hunk

[@martingarricks6209]

Hazztech literally the Boston Basher

[@marquezharris619]

*5"2

[@aliathif7778]

He's a compact chad

[@ChubbsRN]

That moment when he played both tracks at the same time and pulled out the earphones for the stream to hear. Rofl I'm fucking dead!

[@nuglifer]

This is the best bit of his. It's hysterical. I return to it over and over and I die each time.

[@Jansmaaa]

I held out for quite a while. That bit at the end.. farting and screaming at the same time.. yea I'm crying too. Jesus :D

[@darrinlaw2832]

Palevampyr96 unknowingly broke this man with a single message.

[@timekiller882]

Why wouldn’t you type the message in your comment

[@jeremiahsmith4235]

I want to see the message

[@BobTheBob9]

as someone new to jerma this is much funnier than it has any right to be, i'm honestly not sure what part of it i'm laughing at but it fucking broke me

[@solharv7817]

I was really confused at first by how many people in the comments section didn’t seem to get the joke, but then I realised that I have simply become accustomed to this sort of thing from years of watching Jerma, and that to most people this video is actually really fucking weird. Now I feel like I’m part of a weird internet cult and honestly it’s a pretty good feeling.

[@Aric_EPU]

I know mang won’t believe this but I know someone, I’ve known them since 10th-11th grade and I’m in college now, and in gym class when we were doing our warmup laps around the gym, all we had to do was walk. This kid SPRINTED every damn day, went above and beyond the laps needed too. I shit you not, SHIT YOU NOT, he listened to Vietnam war sounds whenever he was running around the gym. Every time he’d zip past you and you’d just hear heavy breathing and fast mumbling in gibberish. It was funny as fuck. He’s a cool kid though, he got bullied a bit because people didn’t really understand that he was more special needs. He’s one of those people who are really fucking weird when you don’t know them, but if you sit down and talk with them, and their ADHD cools down, you get to know so much about them. This kid has ADHD/Autism down to the T, and I remember one time I had a long conversation with him during one of our classes, he was telling me all his interests and everything. I’m just happy he’s in college now, the same college too, I’m just happy society gave him a chance.

[@sbp4215]

The Ultimate Comedy would be if he slightly deafened himself for this bit.

[@beavis4664]

why does he look like my biology teacher except just a tiny bit more unhinged

[@scoopishere7881]

I think he’s partially confusing the brown note (note that allegedly makes you poop) with brown noise which is a different thing.

[@stopmefoamjumping]

Imagine you just want to watch someone stream your favorite game and you walk in on this

[@juliandiaz5226]

9:10 peaceful meditation

[@LieseFury]

What is "extreme content", what does that mean?

[@barti6010]

this video

[@apalsnerg]

Coffee, cheetos, and chicken.

[@nathangiambattista6652]

First scene just tits everywhere

[@stereoraptor6940]

Lieselotte Aya best comment

[@halolime117]

ONLY REAL JERMA FANS REMEMBER

[@mythcat1273]

Mfs be like "why would somebody be listening to this at the gym" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU MADE UP THE BIT

[@christianmogol960]

Im watching this while eating my lunch i know what im getting into

[@jessie4351]

have definitely considered doing this bit for real at the gym

[@crash1108]

I've never laughed like that before, I started choking at the end and thought i was actually going to die. God Jerma is fucking great

[@TheKyubiisaan]

“Nice monster rancher stream” is the line that broke me. I forgot he was playing a video game during that… experience

[@Zellisuo]

fellas is it gay to blast shid fard at the gym

[@erinlopez5344]

Poor Jeremy gave himself tinnitus for a bit

[@NikolasoGames]

14:05 "Kim is such a lucky woman, my god." Lmao

[@qquanzaa]

jerma clips like these are better with no chat, as i like to imagine him performing this for absolutely no one

[@KungFuKendrick]

10:38 strongest I've heard his accent, especially when he said "you are fucked!" Lol

[@bottlesalts]

Jerma is an honorable man.

[@talon1495]

2020 will be a scary year

[@Joiner113]

God how did you know??

[@MKDELTA420]

he was right

[@talon1495]

Well I guess coronavirus took that to heart.

[@Joesmho23]

Still is

[@panicon9624]

Fuck u

[@LordEptar]

"Grown" man at the gym has a breakdown live due to screaming and flatulence (ASMR)

[@sbbrownie]

*ITS ALL TOILET SOUNDS*

[@guycomments]

the screaming and farting together sounded like the audio track to a gmod video