Crying and Screaming and Farting

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2ndJerma

2ndJerma

Күн бұрын

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@kipjustice
@kipjustice 4 жыл бұрын
him pleading "No...no! No!" was the reaction that broke me, he physically could not stop himself from begging for this torment to end
@Evil_Ryo
@Evil_Ryo 4 жыл бұрын
50% of Jerma content is him making up a guy to be baffled at, and it works every time
@maxxvii2037
@maxxvii2037 3 жыл бұрын
And this made up character is someone who only could exist in Jerma's head
@quantumblur_3145
@quantumblur_3145 2 жыл бұрын
Strawman factory
@aeiou901
@aeiou901 Жыл бұрын
@@quantumblur_3145yeah jerma’s mind is a factory of strawman creation
@senilerodent
@senilerodent Жыл бұрын
Twitter
@polly5229
@polly5229 Жыл бұрын
@@aeiou901 that's what they said yes
@Epichalestorm
@Epichalestorm 4 жыл бұрын
never thought the simple words "crying and screaming and farting" coming up in my yt notifs would fill me with such joy and anticipation
@KawaiiBabyTragon
@KawaiiBabyTragon 4 жыл бұрын
It's the combination of all three. Just 1 or 2 wouldn't be as enticing.
@bloodybagal
@bloodybagal 4 жыл бұрын
Ah my favorite Tumblr account getting jerma recognition
@lanty2092
@lanty2092 4 жыл бұрын
@@KawaiiBabyTragon screaming and farting
@nathanfielderfan111
@nathanfielderfan111 3 жыл бұрын
same
@owentertainment2714
@owentertainment2714 3 жыл бұрын
@@KawaiiBabyTragon crying and farting is quite the combo I’d say
@MadCarabiner
@MadCarabiner 3 жыл бұрын
I lose it at 3:55 when he says "why would somebody be listening to this at the gym?" even though he's literally the one who invented the situation lmao. True madness.
@TheDavidish
@TheDavidish 2 жыл бұрын
Probably reading chat
@meloncholy413
@meloncholy413 2 жыл бұрын
I saw someone watching a court hearing on their phone while they strut the treadmill for one hour
@AlissonSilva-ox4uz
@AlissonSilva-ox4uz Жыл бұрын
That's the joke
@TheZombieCurryKid
@TheZombieCurryKid Жыл бұрын
I like to watch 60's - 80's kung fu movies while I excersize.
@madameghostie
@madameghostie Жыл бұрын
The more he thought about it the more baffled he became
@humanzbornfresh
@humanzbornfresh 4 жыл бұрын
I love when Jerma goes on rants and just forgets the chat is even there, it's like he's talking to himself and then has to justify the crazy shit he says.
@KawaiiBabyTragon
@KawaiiBabyTragon 4 жыл бұрын
You mean like how his old youtube videos were before he even started streaming? 🙄
@Nathrezim0
@Nathrezim0 4 жыл бұрын
@@KawaiiBabyTragon You cleanly ignored the 'justify' part there
@areyouawesome
@areyouawesome 4 жыл бұрын
@Sightless_Seeker I think of it to be more of a 6 way intersection of people who ALL need to be somewhere and somebody randomly gets chosen to go
@Blockistium
@Blockistium 4 жыл бұрын
PSYCHO STREAMER
@Vaguer_Weevil
@Vaguer_Weevil 4 жыл бұрын
Does he even have a chat or are they just voices in his head?
@Dillon4599
@Dillon4599 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an actor for a film, and you have to cry for an emotional scene. You can't make yourself cry, so you ask for some acting tips. And then the director gives you a farting and screaming playlist. Like the concept of that is killing me.
@anon6975
@anon6975 4 жыл бұрын
if they practice the crying scene and get to the point where they were, but with the fart sounds, they will be able to make themselves cry after the fart sounds go away -- like a runner practicing with a parachute.
@gribo.9543
@gribo.9543 3 жыл бұрын
Character on ur pfp?
@sanjum2475
@sanjum2475 3 жыл бұрын
eyyyy your pfp is alemusa1 gg
@sanjum2475
@sanjum2475 3 жыл бұрын
@@gribo.9543 alemusa1
@greenpeppersalad
@greenpeppersalad 3 жыл бұрын
@@gribo.9543 Niko from One Shot.
@Wells13555
@Wells13555 4 жыл бұрын
I'm with jerma it's the concept of a guy coming up to you dead serious and you can hear this shit through his headphones. Like just thinking about it looping in my head is killing me.
@toolackluster2788
@toolackluster2788 4 жыл бұрын
100% correct, I can picture it so clearly!
@willmcpherson2
@willmcpherson2 4 жыл бұрын
And he's spotting you so the whole time trying to lift weights you just hear the Wilhelm scream ft. farts
@xChimkin
@xChimkin 4 жыл бұрын
it's a chad thing
@bigbeefscorcho
@bigbeefscorcho 3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely haven’t laughed this hard in months, this concept is golden
@scrithen2836
@scrithen2836 3 жыл бұрын
I mean id just high five him and say “ Dude you listen to that too? Fuckin sick bro”
@zepewto901
@zepewto901 4 жыл бұрын
The "no NO" kills me every time it sounds like someone is breaking up with him
@dissinyosandwich7548
@dissinyosandwich7548 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma said "n-no, NO" with the pain and sorrow of someone who had just been diagnosed with a terminal illness.
@KingHalbatorix
@KingHalbatorix 4 жыл бұрын
7:40
@ganjinc
@ganjinc 4 жыл бұрын
man
@Mammoth117
@Mammoth117 4 жыл бұрын
:(
@ThePioolo
@ThePioolo 4 жыл бұрын
Well. This now aged like fine milk.
@user-dv8eo5pb5v
@user-dv8eo5pb5v 4 жыл бұрын
It was only a matter of time until this masterpiece came here
@anarchistdora1990
@anarchistdora1990 4 жыл бұрын
I just saw this highlight from some other channel today, too.
@Hence_Diane555
@Hence_Diane555 4 жыл бұрын
@@anarchistdora1990 that clip was the first video i saw of jerma.
@anarchistdora1990
@anarchistdora1990 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hence_Diane555 thats fantastic.
@ClaireDuhLune
@ClaireDuhLune 4 жыл бұрын
Zachary Spencer I watched this one 2 days ago lol. Glad to watch it again haha
@N4orEditor
@N4orEditor 4 жыл бұрын
jerma laughing with facecam on is a serious treasure
@drockrodriguez
@drockrodriguez 4 жыл бұрын
the voice quivers after every "hey man" is making me cry my eyes out laughing
@ludicrousfalcon413
@ludicrousfalcon413 4 жыл бұрын
And then before he can even say the "hey man" he just breaks down
@themyofmy
@themyofmy 3 жыл бұрын
@@ludicrousfalcon413 Dave strider fart noises
@Alec_Reaper
@Alec_Reaper 3 жыл бұрын
Battlefield 4
@CopiiPaste
@CopiiPaste 2 жыл бұрын
3:04
@lordpsi99
@lordpsi99 2 жыл бұрын
@@CopiiPaste actually 4:25
@MrBenzene33
@MrBenzene33 4 жыл бұрын
The gameplay to rant ratio on this one is particularly impressive
@UnusGrunus
@UnusGrunus 4 жыл бұрын
There's about 10 seconds of him reading dialogue at the end of the video, that's about as close to gameplay as it got in this one. And one second of him walking at the beginning but i think we can't count that. that's it.
@3bkbkb3
@3bkbkb3 4 жыл бұрын
gameplay/rant - >0
@bencatzilla
@bencatzilla Жыл бұрын
what the fuck even is this game 😭
@Korrin69
@Korrin69 6 ай бұрын
@bencatzilla monster rancher
@c_12123
@c_12123 3 ай бұрын
that's how you know the game was ass
@darrinlaw2832
@darrinlaw2832 4 жыл бұрын
Palevampyr96 was the chat member who suggested jerma to listen to the brown note while acting like he was a bro at the gym. His stray message out of many that jerma just so happened to see ended up breaking jerma beyond repair.
@fp45
@fp45 4 жыл бұрын
god bless
@insanneous
@insanneous 4 жыл бұрын
the ultimate one guy
@thunka8033
@thunka8033 4 жыл бұрын
What a legend, that guy.
@LordEptar
@LordEptar 4 жыл бұрын
One guy finally pulls through for us all. Bless you, based one guy.
@hsemicolonc
@hsemicolonc 4 жыл бұрын
he's not one guy, he's one *god.*
@SGR403
@SGR403 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma's mom must be very proud to know her son makes a living by laughing to screams and farting.
@doofsdoofs
@doofsdoofs 4 жыл бұрын
After the oreos, she probably isn't surprised
@nevsnks
@nevsnks 4 жыл бұрын
I would be
@emmanuelureta4161
@emmanuelureta4161 4 жыл бұрын
*CRYING to screams and farting
@bingbabooie3697
@bingbabooie3697 4 жыл бұрын
@@doofsdoofs frankly, thats an upgrade
@jizzboss8548
@jizzboss8548 4 жыл бұрын
@@doofsdoofs dare I ask about what "after the oreos" entails?
@louisbowels6858
@louisbowels6858 4 жыл бұрын
I love delusional Jerma trying to convince chat it wasn't the simultaneous farting and screaming that was making him laugh
@OscarGreenworth
@OscarGreenworth 3 жыл бұрын
While that is absolutely hilarious, it’s way funnier imagining the scenario. Like I can have a straight face just listening to them both but the moment I start thinking about that scenario, I start to lose it.
@madameghostie
@madameghostie 2 жыл бұрын
at max volume no less
@cogahan
@cogahan 2 жыл бұрын
@@OscarGreenworth That's literally how Patrick Bateman works out 😭
@pearlspring6328
@pearlspring6328 Жыл бұрын
he laughs not from amusement at the sounds, but at the knowledge that this is a platinum supreme godly tier bit
@tricursor2481
@tricursor2481 10 ай бұрын
My favorite Is toward the beginning where you think he has it, until you realize it was just silent and then you hear a tiny "tpppt" following by him immediately losing it. I find both funny. The sounds (especially combined) is funny and the scenario is hilarious. But everything is funnier when someone else is losing it, and jerma's laugh is so contagious
@JonSmythos
@JonSmythos 4 жыл бұрын
because of this bit I can’t help but wonder what an entire gym of people listening to fart sounds would be like
@aguyfromnz537
@aguyfromnz537 4 жыл бұрын
Utopia
@Epichalestorm
@Epichalestorm 4 жыл бұрын
And its all in sync like a silent disco
@YourFatherVEVO
@YourFatherVEVO 4 жыл бұрын
80s aerobics video set to fart & scream compilatipn
@alexis_electronic
@alexis_electronic 4 жыл бұрын
Stinky
@amebs_6531
@amebs_6531 4 жыл бұрын
*except none of them are wearing headphones*
@LoopyLongplays
@LoopyLongplays 4 жыл бұрын
Can't stop laughing thinking about some huge dude walking up to you asking if you need help and hearing farting and screaming blaring from his earbuds. I wouldn't know what to do, probably just ask for his playlist.
@kimgkomg
@kimgkomg 4 жыл бұрын
And the base drops and he starts tapping his foot
@ImmaLittlePip
@ImmaLittlePip 3 жыл бұрын
And crying
@pu-FP
@pu-FP 3 жыл бұрын
He's speaking to through wired earphones aswell. HE CANNOT HEAR YOU. But still declares "need a spotter brah"
@tomvorat4173
@tomvorat4173 3 жыл бұрын
And they‘re having a dead serious face as well
@Nick-vk4gw
@Nick-vk4gw 3 жыл бұрын
Made me cry
@cbayer5012
@cbayer5012 4 жыл бұрын
LOCAL STREAMER goes to gym and gets PERMANENT EAR DAMAGE from FARTING AND SCREAMING PLAYLIST
@A_Toaster
@A_Toaster 4 жыл бұрын
NOT CLICKBAIT
@Rain_lights
@Rain_lights 4 жыл бұрын
I am shaking. It is three in the morning and I am an adult man nearing his mid twenties rendered HELPLESS by the simple mental image of a muscular dudebro offering to spot me with a deadpan, sincere expression whilst the distant sound of a ceaseless stream of glass-shattering flatulence issues from one earbud, agonised screams from the other...we were a mistake, just send the asteroid already.
@kaiju3375
@kaiju3375 3 жыл бұрын
You won’t believe me but he’s actually in his mid 30s lol
@zach7482
@zach7482 3 жыл бұрын
@@kaiju3375 I think he was saying that he was in his mid 20s.
@quantumblauthor7300
@quantumblauthor7300 3 жыл бұрын
Same demographic here, same conundrum
@mylastaccountgotbanned2393
@mylastaccountgotbanned2393 3 жыл бұрын
@@quantumblauthor7300 were both way to late to the farty
@pu-FP
@pu-FP 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking screenshoted your comment. GODDAMNIT as soon as i lose the laughing fit i scroll down for safety and YOUR HERE 😂
@nathan5180
@nathan5180 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma: embarrassed by “shpee” Also jerma:
@doomsdayman107
@doomsdayman107 4 жыл бұрын
When did jerma say he was embarrassed by shpee?
@1810jeff
@1810jeff 4 жыл бұрын
@@doomsdayman107 he brings it up every 5 minutes it's his version of white guilt
@nolcoznocloz9185
@nolcoznocloz9185 4 жыл бұрын
That and the "No life nerd" bit
@godlyvex5543
@godlyvex5543 4 жыл бұрын
@@1810jeff what's white guilt?
@sabotabo7476
@sabotabo7476 4 жыл бұрын
Godlyvex5 you have no idea the can of worms you’ve just opened
@THiNGYBOBinc
@THiNGYBOBinc 4 жыл бұрын
I love that "Monster Rancher 4" isn't even part of the video title
@Champiness
@Champiness 4 жыл бұрын
The cut to wholly unobstructed gameplay at 13:37 almost feels like a joke unto itself
@JakeRanney
@JakeRanney 4 жыл бұрын
it's manually set up
@Lichzim
@Lichzim 4 жыл бұрын
Finally. It has been officially highlighted. Jerma cries to screaming and farting.
@user-lh7mt7zo7l
@user-lh7mt7zo7l 4 жыл бұрын
So glad that youtube friends will now get experience this important part of the Jerma lore.
@elwantedmuerto8855
@elwantedmuerto8855 4 жыл бұрын
where men cried
@LowEndPCGamer100
@LowEndPCGamer100 4 жыл бұрын
I liked and unliked this comment 25 times
@LowEndPCGamer100
@LowEndPCGamer100 4 жыл бұрын
Didnt dislike tho
@extrnalsorce4974
@extrnalsorce4974 4 жыл бұрын
The day we’ve been waiting for
@darrinlaw2832
@darrinlaw2832 4 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: chat members single suggestion breaks a man beyond fixing
@3bkbkb3
@3bkbkb3 4 жыл бұрын
idk what you mean the best hype music is scream and fart compilation
@darrinlaw2832
@darrinlaw2832 4 жыл бұрын
@@3bkbkb3 Ah, a fellow man of culture i see
@DarkOmegaMK2
@DarkOmegaMK2 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, that's the title for every single Jerma stream.
@NopIenon
@NopIenon 4 жыл бұрын
Lofi farting and screaming - beats to relax/work out
@javierescudero7686
@javierescudero7686 4 жыл бұрын
Beats to spot someone to
@monarosberg6036
@monarosberg6036 4 жыл бұрын
@@javierescudero7686 i’m the 69th like give me all your munny
@compookiie
@compookiie 4 жыл бұрын
Beats to cry to
@GabrielShitposting
@GabrielShitposting 4 жыл бұрын
Please tell me someone made this real.
@internetvirus64
@internetvirus64 4 жыл бұрын
@@GabrielShitposting yes kzbin.info/www/bejne/nou1qGZugc-JjdE
@kipples
@kipples 3 жыл бұрын
imagine giving yourself tinnitus for the rest of your life over a fart joke. that's dedication
@PinnePon
@PinnePon 3 ай бұрын
Tinnitus is lit
@l.ronhoyabembe5532
@l.ronhoyabembe5532 4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t literally cried laughing like this in years holy shit
@Horzinicla
@Horzinicla 4 жыл бұрын
Grab The Auto 5 does the same thing
@rent0
@rent0 4 жыл бұрын
Like 50% of Jerma vids make me cry laughing. I have to pause to recover during many of the older videos just to not die laughing.
@Billy69
@Billy69 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this much in like 10 years
@N4orEditor
@N4orEditor 4 жыл бұрын
@@rent0 the jerma slient wheeze always gets me man
@TheRealGrimblo
@TheRealGrimblo 4 жыл бұрын
Now imagine me listening to this at work... When you cant laugh.
@EDoyl
@EDoyl 4 жыл бұрын
2:53 without audio this is like one of those videos where a new type of hearing aid let's a deaf person hear for the first time.
@TheMegaPingasMobile
@TheMegaPingasMobile 4 жыл бұрын
And the first thing they hear is s screaming and farting
@Rain_lights
@Rain_lights 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheMegaPingasMobile "What...what is this? I thought you said there would be laughter and birdsong..." "we lied, It's just this"
@MultiSciGeek
@MultiSciGeek 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@uzundeprem5743
@uzundeprem5743 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats, someone actually made a meme out of that
@9SooS9
@9SooS9 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@kingcoleleroy
@kingcoleleroy 4 жыл бұрын
This was such a legendary moment in jerma985 history, whenever people look back on his streaming career, this will be the first highlight along with jermacraft
@willowism
@willowism 4 жыл бұрын
No see this is good, you can use this to get her to watch Jerma vids
@LASAGNA_LARRY
@LASAGNA_LARRY 4 жыл бұрын
@Amydillo I think that reply was meant for someone else. Lmao.
@inkartridge
@inkartridge 4 жыл бұрын
hi deadhead
@willowism
@willowism 4 жыл бұрын
@@LASAGNA_LARRY ah shit you're right, whoops
@therandomperson02
@therandomperson02 4 жыл бұрын
yoooo are you sans from the hit webshow tribeten
@hermionestranger4964
@hermionestranger4964 4 жыл бұрын
"crying and screaming and farting" Alternate title to Jerma's no-sedation colonoscopy story.
@jamesmccomb9525
@jamesmccomb9525 4 жыл бұрын
They use sedatives for colonoscopies?
@hermionestranger4964
@hermionestranger4964 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmccomb9525 Serious answer time: most people choose some kind of sedation during a colonoscopy, though generally they are just mildly uncomfortable (I wouldn't know personally, never had one). It is common to opt for a light to moderate sedation in order to lessen the chances of feeling pain or discomfort during the procedure, especially for first-timers or people whose bowels/colons are difficult to navigate due to internal bleeding, sores or what-not. Doctors will generally give you a wide variety of sedatives to choose from and the option to not use any at all or to only use them during the procedure when you feel uncomfortable. So as much as we're all clowning on Jerma for his colonoscopy story, kudos to Jeremy for doing a (first-time?) colonoscopy without any sedatives whatsoever.
@jamesmccomb9525
@jamesmccomb9525 4 жыл бұрын
@@hermionestranger4964 Thank you for the response. Glad to know more about this since it might be relevant information to me soon.
@hermionestranger4964
@hermionestranger4964 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmccomb9525 no problem, I hope it's nothing serious, but rest assured that it's not a nightmarish experience. Anyway, wish you the best!
@baconArchitect
@baconArchitect 4 жыл бұрын
7:39 it kills me how his hand movement is in sync with the farts. everything about this is gold
@vampiregoatz
@vampiregoatz 4 жыл бұрын
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POINT THIS OUT IM GONNA PISS MYSELF
@Joesmho23
@Joesmho23 4 жыл бұрын
It cracks me up every time. My abs hurt from holding in my laugh at work
@LowIntSpecimen
@LowIntSpecimen 3 жыл бұрын
airbender
@elifsudeisk5777
@elifsudeisk5777 3 жыл бұрын
You mean brown right
@Zoopop13
@Zoopop13 3 жыл бұрын
this comment made me cry i didnt even notice
@SamFreelancePolice
@SamFreelancePolice 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an anime watcher and only getting this lore masterpiece a year and a half after the manga readers.
@thundervolt9764
@thundervolt9764 4 жыл бұрын
As an anime-only, I can attest, this is like the coming of Christ.
@SlabMangrave
@SlabMangrave 4 жыл бұрын
"Chrysippus of Soli was a Greek Stoic philosopher. He died during the 143rd Olympiad (208-204 BC) at the age of 73. [In one account,] he was watching a donkey eat some figs and cried out: 'Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs', whereupon he died in a fit of laughter." If ever there were a moment Jerma were to dodge fate, this would be the one.
@tigertoxins584
@tigertoxins584 3 жыл бұрын
thats so deep dude
@quantumblauthor7300
@quantumblauthor7300 3 жыл бұрын
Ancient Greeks were proto-jermas
@Scanpoint556
@Scanpoint556 3 жыл бұрын
That was a crappy joke. -2
@MariaHernandez-ps6rx
@MariaHernandez-ps6rx 3 жыл бұрын
@@Scanpoint556 had to be there lol
@halo7oo
@halo7oo 2 жыл бұрын
@@JakobatHeart It is, the donkey was eating from someone's pantry and he really did die from not being able to stop laughing.
@prud5930
@prud5930 4 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest shit to watch on stream. It was an hour long stream, jerma had to cut it short because he had a headache from laughing so much, it was about 10-15 minutes of gameplay and 45 minutes of this one bit, it was somehow funny the entire time
@CallingSkoot
@CallingSkoot 4 жыл бұрын
The bit with the 5 variations of Jerma would've been really wholesome but he completely fucks it up by wording this in an incredibly horrific way 12:52
@Axol-Aqua
@Axol-Aqua 2 жыл бұрын
The way he goes "no! no! no!" as he's on the verge of tears fucking slays me
@thekingofscrump
@thekingofscrump 4 жыл бұрын
What fucking killed me was “I tell people to watch you for good content and this is what you DO TO ME?”
@neighborhoodginger4444
@neighborhoodginger4444 4 жыл бұрын
I find it hard to believe this man can stage an entire fake Thanksgiving stream with actors improving the whole time but can't keep a straight face with fart sounds playing in his ears
@kirbykinnie3691
@kirbykinnie3691 2 жыл бұрын
No one can withstand funny fart
@justgas1903
@justgas1903 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma is the only content creator that makes me laugh out loud when I'm sitting alone on my computer
@Burialofagod
@Burialofagod 4 жыл бұрын
Why would you sit on your computer
@marxist-leninist-protagonist
@marxist-leninist-protagonist 3 жыл бұрын
@@Burialofagod Nice heat and vibration on my butty butt
@YEP753
@YEP753 3 жыл бұрын
@@Burialofagod Isnt that what people do 😳✊
@Crazing
@Crazing 3 жыл бұрын
@@marxist-leninist-protagonist fart kink
@TheoHiggins
@TheoHiggins 4 жыл бұрын
Finally caught a Jerma985 stream the other night, he spent 10 minutes role-playing listening to screaming and farting in a gym and then cried laughing on stream. Great entertainer he is.
@Bitter-Wounds
@Bitter-Wounds 4 жыл бұрын
Shout out to simpleflips
@gusbabiski
@gusbabiski 3 жыл бұрын
Shoutouts to SimpleFlips
@Livingroomset799Dep
@Livingroomset799Dep 4 жыл бұрын
Renowned acting school professor brought to tears over his students’ recent performance, “Gym Jock Chronicles”
@3bkbkb3
@3bkbkb3 4 жыл бұрын
jerms is a talented actor
@SamFreelancePolice
@SamFreelancePolice 4 жыл бұрын
That's the most interesting misspelling of renowned l've seen yet.
@nyxkes
@nyxkes 4 жыл бұрын
@@3bkbkb3 Who would never let farts break him in a scene.
@999hero
@999hero 4 жыл бұрын
this finally being uploaded here is like the official blu-ray release of the screaming and farting joke
@topSurely
@topSurely 4 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this highlight. Describing this to friends feels like a fucking fever dream.
@YourFatherVEVO
@YourFatherVEVO 4 жыл бұрын
your first mistake was trying to describe a jerma joke
@hooty8703
@hooty8703 4 жыл бұрын
The "No... No..." absolutely Sent me down
@knightogourd
@knightogourd 4 жыл бұрын
I feel a kinship with Jerma because I find this exact shit hilarious to the point of crying
@bigballs2488
@bigballs2488 3 жыл бұрын
The thought of a 270 pound ripped dude casually talking to you with this blasting into his earbuds is fucking hilarious
@EDoyl
@EDoyl 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna get to see me grandson and my granddaughter get married" Aw that's cute "Here's the day of *the* wedding" What
@Nobody_important9
@Nobody_important9 4 жыл бұрын
Sweet home Alabama
@DrunkGnu
@DrunkGnu 4 жыл бұрын
13:21 the realisation, but it’s too late, the damage has already been dealt.
@lordpsi99
@lordpsi99 2 жыл бұрын
I can't breathe
@quietplease1447
@quietplease1447 4 жыл бұрын
Glad you like my gym mix, bro.
@alisonpumpkinhead4554
@alisonpumpkinhead4554 4 жыл бұрын
The thing I love about jerma is that if he wrote a sketch comedy series it’d be up there with the best of them but it’s so much better seeing these bits form organically in the context of twitch. Transcendent. Pure comedy genius. 10/10
@henryfarrari2023
@henryfarrari2023 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma made himself laugh so hard that he cried with fart sound effects This man is rich
@ImmaLittlePip
@ImmaLittlePip 2 жыл бұрын
What I love about this bit is that Jerma invented this scenario and then goes on a rant like it actually happened
@NotShiggy
@NotShiggy 4 жыл бұрын
He really looks like the scout in this one.
@Dorf274
@Dorf274 4 жыл бұрын
Imma frickin fart o'nature
@rheamer3437
@rheamer3437 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dorf274 i popped
@hsemicolonc
@hsemicolonc 4 жыл бұрын
he even has the cute lil' buckteeth.
@bruhment1068
@bruhment1068 4 жыл бұрын
what else would the scout be listening to
@juliomontoya8824
@juliomontoya8824 4 жыл бұрын
bruhment Tom Jones
@boptics643
@boptics643 2 жыл бұрын
There's something so fucking funny about thinking about all the emotional damage one must endure to become the person who unironically listens to farts mixed with screaming for pleasure
@lordpsi99
@lordpsi99 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, just to feel mellow, focused and content while working out! That's definitely why Jerma was laughing so hard, he cried. You found the words! Thank you!
@keklulu332
@keklulu332 4 жыл бұрын
We did it everybody, it's here We're now officially living in ALTFAS (After Listening to Farting and Screaming)
@gibustheinfamous
@gibustheinfamous 4 жыл бұрын
ALTFAS looks like somebody terribly misspelling the name of the Borderlands manufacturer ATLAS
@blackshirts_and_breads
@blackshirts_and_breads 4 жыл бұрын
@gibus theinfamous u press alt then fas on the keyboard
@gibustheinfamous
@gibustheinfamous 4 жыл бұрын
@@blackshirts_and_breads alt does not spell out "alt"...
@swallowme535
@swallowme535 4 жыл бұрын
ALTSAF is so much better. Both as an acronym and because screaming and farting is better
@nateharants6730
@nateharants6730 4 жыл бұрын
ALTFAS sounds like the acronym for a Caretaker album
@flowerunderpressure
@flowerunderpressure 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine that scene from clockwork orange but instead of Beethoven's 9th symphony you're locked in a room and forced to listen to screaming and farting on full blast
@vijayshah212
@vijayshah212 4 жыл бұрын
7:13 it’s like he’s at a funeral and someone told him the funniest joke. He just tries to hold it in.
@SunsOfDorn
@SunsOfDorn 4 жыл бұрын
"I listen to anything that isn't country or rap"
@TheVorran
@TheVorran 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma's definition of spotting being him and the other person both laying on the bench at the same time and lifting together is what really gets me
@thaksjtube
@thaksjtube 4 жыл бұрын
The idea of some ripped dude listening to a scream and fart compilation while he lifts the heaviest weights in the gym
@mint5438
@mint5438 4 жыл бұрын
7:13 This right here is the _exact_ moment all sense of reason was lost.
@lordpsi99
@lordpsi99 2 жыл бұрын
All reason of sense was lost too.
@GeeGe.
@GeeGe. 4 жыл бұрын
"You lifted those weights pretty shitly, for a weakling." - The scene that got Jerma an Oscar in 2037
@lilcarttheoneandonly
@lilcarttheoneandonly 4 ай бұрын
this tab has been sitting in my browser for 2 hours, i forgot it was there, and then i hit the unpause button on my keyboard hoping to unpause my spotify but i accidentally closed it and forgot, and it started playing like halfway through while he was rambling and i could just hear the distant farts and screams, i love the internet
@Catman2030
@Catman2030 4 жыл бұрын
7:05 He goes down a white boy, and comes back up a lobster.
@johnlink9397
@johnlink9397 4 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest comment I've ever read
@kingamity1985
@kingamity1985 3 жыл бұрын
Skilled shapeshifter he is
@Chumpkins
@Chumpkins 4 жыл бұрын
oh god people are finally gonna be exposed to this one
@ESFAndy011
@ESFAndy011 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh what's that? Jerma985, you say? Sure, I'll check him out." First video they watch:
@ghastlymainframe5194
@ghastlymainframe5194 4 жыл бұрын
@@ESFAndy011 this is literally my first introduction to Jerma and I am pretty sure he's quickly becoming my favorite content creator
@squircle976
@squircle976 10 ай бұрын
@@ghastlymainframe5194any updates?
@jamesklark6562
@jamesklark6562 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever I'd ask someone to spot me at the gym they just look at me with a braindead stare, their mouth hanging open like a zombie and just continue on to whatever they were going to go do.
@Zanpaa
@Zanpaa 4 жыл бұрын
They couldn't hear you over the loud farts.
@Vonias
@Vonias 4 жыл бұрын
@@Zanpaa *AHHGGHGH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ARRRHGGGGHHH!!! PPFFFFFTTTTTT! AHHHHH!!!*
@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp
@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp 4 жыл бұрын
Were you at a planet fitness?
@jamesklark6562
@jamesklark6562 4 жыл бұрын
@@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp of course
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
That's because you aren't real
@shooby9496
@shooby9496 3 жыл бұрын
This would be the ultimate test of somebody's composure. Give someone these headphones and tell them to give you some serious dialogue without actually telling them that the sounds of farts and Wilhelm screams are about to be blasted into their ears. Enough to break almost any man.
@FantasmaNaranja
@FantasmaNaranja 4 жыл бұрын
the farting and screaming compilation hospitalized jerma
@LilBozo167
@LilBozo167 3 жыл бұрын
Came here after I saw a meme of him being deaf and hearing for the first time in 30 years
@DirtiestDan05
@DirtiestDan05 3 жыл бұрын
inhalemybees post
@Saiintniic
@Saiintniic 3 жыл бұрын
@@DirtiestDan05 indeed
@lordpsi99
@lordpsi99 2 жыл бұрын
Were you like me and knew exactly where the footage came from and exactly where the video was going?
@no-man_baugh
@no-man_baugh 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you David for manifesting the joke into it’s fullest potential with that intro
@ALongAndLowTide
@ALongAndLowTide 3 жыл бұрын
So glad he got his hearing back!!
@토니-u2l
@토니-u2l 2 жыл бұрын
@Domine Non Es Dignus thats the joke
@bungus808
@bungus808 4 жыл бұрын
THANK GOD THIS WAS UPLOADED
@Orangestar1
@Orangestar1 4 жыл бұрын
So this is what the kids call "Fecal Funny"
@slyseal2091
@slyseal2091 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've seen this clip in varying length 5 different times now
@PASTELXENON
@PASTELXENON 4 жыл бұрын
you probably have
@Horzinicla
@Horzinicla 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone has
@Blister_band
@Blister_band 3 ай бұрын
his hearing was restored
@graceholbert2126
@graceholbert2126 8 ай бұрын
Been hearing about Jerma for years and this is my first actual viewing experience. What a brilliant introduction.
@shrekspaghettitacos
@shrekspaghettitacos 4 жыл бұрын
Local streamer recollects the days where he would work out while laughing, screaming, crying, and farting
@XGames-94
@XGames-94 4 жыл бұрын
A classic tear jerking soundtrack, "screaming and farting"
@owownwowlson8524
@owownwowlson8524 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma: earphones Me: here it comes
@Inhake
@Inhake 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma: "It's pretty fuckin' loud." Me: Yes, YEEEESSSSS
@cosmicality8002
@cosmicality8002 4 жыл бұрын
7:38 Local streamer controls fart with his hands
@lmao-ev6nz
@lmao-ev6nz 4 жыл бұрын
7:00 The moment we've been waiting for
@Horzinicla
@Horzinicla 4 жыл бұрын
You made a type. I think you meant 0:01
@KawaiiBabyTragon
@KawaiiBabyTragon 4 жыл бұрын
Typos. The word you are looking for is typos.
@SummieButt
@SummieButt 4 жыл бұрын
turnip no it’s type
@RedFriendGuy
@RedFriendGuy 4 жыл бұрын
@@SummieButt no it's T
@lonelyplanet2250
@lonelyplanet2250 4 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing that he can take something so tiny, not even that funny, he can make it into a 14 min bit. Pure fucking comedy genius right here.
@AverageMoose
@AverageMoose 2 жыл бұрын
I just realized this would be perfect as an impractical jokers punishment. You're forced to walk up to someone and strike up a conversation while farting and screaming is blaring from your earbuds
@DirtyyJerz
@DirtyyJerz Жыл бұрын
"You wanna learn how to act? You wanna learn how to compose yourself in a scene?" he says while literally fighting back crying laughter
@pckables
@pckables 4 жыл бұрын
7:38 - 8:40 A tragic moment on stream, Jerma shares with the chat his PTSD from when saw his mother murdered before his very own eyes by an oiled, tank-top wearing man at the Gym. What a brave man, an inspiration to us all.
@beefpatty4193
@beefpatty4193 Жыл бұрын
a clockwork orange is still the funniest chat message ever sent in a jerma stream
@TheoHiggins
@TheoHiggins 4 жыл бұрын
"Jerma: Screaming and Farting" should be the name of his comedy special. (A tribute to the comment I left on one of the unofficial uploads of this legendary clip)
@BovineDesigns
@BovineDesigns 10 ай бұрын
I showed this to my friend and she says he looks like he's switching between 6 different acting roles.
@JeanMarceaux
@JeanMarceaux Жыл бұрын
The "Wilhelm Scream" Jerma mentions being from every weird video game was very prominently featured in Soldier of Fortune, where, indeed, it felt comical and out of place even coming out of a disemboweled Iraqi insurgent.
@Leander_
@Leander_ 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting permanent hearing damage listening to fart and scream compilations
@jigsaucemusic
@jigsaucemusic 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that we can do that to ourselves is ridiculous lol
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley Жыл бұрын
@@jigsaucemusic It's funny how there's nothing stopping us from just biting our tongues clean off right this second other than pain
@riffofthegods
@riffofthegods 4 жыл бұрын
local streamer ruptures eardrums to satisfy fart fetish
@balltavorb
@balltavorb 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this bit is when somebody suggested that the scene was the issue
@some_condiment
@some_condiment 4 жыл бұрын
ironically, because of this, now i will make a playlist exclusively out of screaming and farting sounds.
@swarler
@swarler 3 жыл бұрын
where is it
@lethalpabby
@lethalpabby 11 ай бұрын
Jeremy Elbertson's reaction to regaining his hearing after laughing at a nearby car crash made him deaf
@colef2222
@colef2222 4 жыл бұрын
Local small gymnast gets outed from his gymnasium after found playing fetish music doing reps
@lizkavanagh
@lizkavanagh 4 жыл бұрын
finally, it has arrived. this bit had me cackling while tears were streaming down my face.
@FortuneHatter
@FortuneHatter 4 жыл бұрын
Crying while working out to screaming and farting? The absolute state of jermaPsycho
@killanelle
@killanelle Жыл бұрын
jerma cries so beautifully. like the virgin mary
@r3znor_x
@r3znor_x 4 жыл бұрын
We did it, boys, we've reached the Jerma season 2 finale
@chickensoup1312
@chickensoup1312 4 жыл бұрын
g2 decepticon icon.....
@hibixus5933
@hibixus5933 2 жыл бұрын
Fucking walk past this big, scary, buff guy who's jogging with the most focused face ever, jaw clenched and all, and you hear this guys listening to a compilation of screaming, crying and farting . 💀
@bungus808
@bungus808 4 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite jerma moment by far.
@N4orEditor
@N4orEditor 4 жыл бұрын
a 30 year old streamer dying of laughter because of fart sounds. this is why i love jerma.
@tricky8579
@tricky8579 2 жыл бұрын
I have to come back and watch this every 6 months for the best laugh of my life
@breadiusloafus5068
@breadiusloafus5068 7 ай бұрын
Whenever Jerma looks directly at the camera, my soul leaves my body.
@Litepaw
@Litepaw 3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly why I love Jerma so damn much. That one guy in chat completely sidetracks the entire stream by accident, and it always ends up being an iconic jerma moment.
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