Jerma Reading Questionable Chat Messages #1

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John Crops

John Crops

Күн бұрын

Why did he read that?
/ jerma985
00:00 - Smarties Are Great
00:19 - Tiny Clone
00:39 - Genderbending
00:49 - Mustache Hair
01:13 - The Dreamcast
01:31 - Official Jerma Popcicle
02:03 - Olive Garden Music
02:36 - Explain
02:46 - CBD
02:56 - Three And A Half Hours
03:18 - Co-Op Stream
03:26 - McDonald's
03:43 - Veins
03:53 - Eyes
04:14 - Game Sucks Man
04:44 - First Comment 2020
05:05 - Harold985
05:15 - GTA Mod
05:51 - Self-Reply
06:06 - Upper Decker
06:41 - KZbin Comments

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@humanzbornfresh
@humanzbornfresh 2 жыл бұрын
he treats all these chat messages as if someone walked up to him on the street and said them
@redhermit1148
@redhermit1148 2 жыл бұрын
He's just a confused old man trying to navigate the internet, leave him alone 😤
@epicsmashman6806
@epicsmashman6806 2 жыл бұрын
I mean thats basically what they’re doing
@gran.kahuna
@gran.kahuna 2 жыл бұрын
@@epicsmashman6806 mustache hair
@hopefullyhelping6664
@hopefullyhelping6664 2 жыл бұрын
I like to think of chat as his thousands of gremlin “children” whom sit behind him while he streams and fight for his attention by saying the wackest shit possible into his ears.
@KOmyself
@KOmyself 2 жыл бұрын
yeah i love how he intensely reacts to it it makes it so much funnier
@westernhemlock
@westernhemlock 2 жыл бұрын
The person who said “mustache hair” left a lasting impact on his psyche
@spotliker123
@spotliker123 2 жыл бұрын
ya
@lewis9s
@lewis9s 2 жыл бұрын
And “the dreamcast fucking sucks lmao”
@lambsauce5312
@lambsauce5312 Жыл бұрын
BIGBY
@urbainleverrier1
@urbainleverrier1 Жыл бұрын
@@lewis9s he thinks of that in the shower
@JeanJacket311
@JeanJacket311 Жыл бұрын
That was the moment Jerma became Heisenberg
@shump7202
@shump7202 2 жыл бұрын
my favorite chat message is when he starts his no more heroes stream and he reads this message: "last night I dreamt jerma was zucking somebody on stream, and half of the chat was cheering him on and the other half was saying TOS"
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, that one will definitely be going in part 2
@nightcollapse
@nightcollapse 2 жыл бұрын
@@johncrops yesss
@marxist-leninist-protagonist
@marxist-leninist-protagonist 2 жыл бұрын
THAT ONE KILLS ME EVERYTIME I WATCH IT AGAIN
@euanboath7845
@euanboath7845 2 жыл бұрын
i was drinking when i read that and that made me laugh and i almost threw up
@joelfilho2625
@joelfilho2625 2 жыл бұрын
What was the video? I can't find it
@misimaromemes5172
@misimaromemes5172 2 жыл бұрын
I love how you include the actual chat messages too so I don't think he's completely crazy
@catsoda
@catsoda 2 жыл бұрын
The way he misread the poop wine one makes me feel like he's crazier than I could have ever imagined
@shortbr3eaf
@shortbr3eaf 2 жыл бұрын
except the poop wine and the mcdick tbh
@HypnoStellar
@HypnoStellar 2 жыл бұрын
same
@obtuse186
@obtuse186 2 жыл бұрын
My Internet isn't good enough to watch livestreams so I watch the Jerma Stream Archive channel which doesn't include chat, so I genuinely believed he was insane when he read chat.
@dingdongspaghetti
@dingdongspaghetti 2 жыл бұрын
do not be deceived this man is a complete psychopath
@ls-rk6hw
@ls-rk6hw 2 жыл бұрын
"this is what happens when poop wine gets in your veins" makes me laugh so fucking hard because how on earth did he twist the original message into that. i cant comprehend it
@Sam-me5wz
@Sam-me5wz 2 жыл бұрын
When the poop wine is intravenous! 😳
@EclipseSystem
@EclipseSystem 2 жыл бұрын
to be fair he said "you didn't even say that, I just made that up for you" like right after lol
@aradbudder9147
@aradbudder9147 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-me5wz bro I’ve been thinking about your comment for multiple days how did you think of this
@Sam-me5wz
@Sam-me5wz 2 жыл бұрын
@@aradbudder9147 I don’t remember writing it I think that INSANE streamer possessed me, he’s living in our heads RENT FREE
@Ozdical
@Ozdical 2 жыл бұрын
I think that he read "this is", his brain tried to auto complete without actually reading the next word and added "what happens when", and then tried to read ahead with his peripheral vision and misreads 'wine' as 'vein' in his head, ACTUALLY starts reading the message out loud, realizes his mistake, says "poop wine", but its too late cuz the word "vein" is still on his mind SO he then tried to make the sentence still make grammatical sense while adding 'vein', concluding with "gets in your veins." I PAINFULLY relate to this process as another person with ADHD This has been my TEDTalk
@solharv7817
@solharv7817 2 жыл бұрын
0:40 is my favourite one because they’re basically just writing weird fanfic but still phrasing it like a serious question
@twibz4629
@twibz4629 2 жыл бұрын
Also the cheer10000 showing they paid (or faked pay) 100 dollars to show it
@JJSnake
@JJSnake 2 жыл бұрын
I mean like what if he was genderbent wouldn't that be so weird hahahah omg. Kissing etalyx on the mouth XD.
@maxxvii2037
@maxxvii2037 2 жыл бұрын
He's just doing the right research
@HaugeBauge
@HaugeBauge 2 жыл бұрын
True tragedy that he didnt keep reading
@ratbagextreme
@ratbagextreme 2 жыл бұрын
is that groucho marx
@KrisKrisKrisKrisKris
@KrisKrisKrisKrisKris 2 жыл бұрын
my favorite one is In no more heroes someone asks him who he's gonna give his channel to when he retires and he says he'll auction it and starts thinking about how much he could sell it for and everyone is just messing around roasting him but one guy says "It's not worth anything without you Jerma" and he gets all choked up
@darkcheese98
@darkcheese98 2 жыл бұрын
I hope Jerma knows that we love him and that our mockery is just a bit
@bloxxerstudios8746
@bloxxerstudios8746 2 жыл бұрын
Which No More Heroes stream was that?
@KrisKrisKrisKrisKris
@KrisKrisKrisKrisKris 2 жыл бұрын
@@bloxxerstudios8746 i could be mistaken. It's either the 2 streams for no more heroes 1 or the power washing stream
@killdestroy69
@killdestroy69 2 жыл бұрын
someone link it please
@WarioLandIV
@WarioLandIV 2 жыл бұрын
Commenting so I get notified
@nukirisame5298
@nukirisame5298 2 жыл бұрын
love how he misreads 90% of them
@leavewe
@leavewe 2 жыл бұрын
this is so true... jerma can't read anything without changing half of the words
@oktayyildirim2911
@oktayyildirim2911 2 жыл бұрын
When you're reading from a panel that is constantly scrolling, it's easy for your brain to fuck you
@gritgobbler1873
@gritgobbler1873 2 жыл бұрын
@@oktayyildirim2911 plus Ahdh brain go brrr
@ponponpatapon9670
@ponponpatapon9670 2 жыл бұрын
@@oktayyildirim2911 poop wine
@user-yk9sz9mh1t
@user-yk9sz9mh1t 2 жыл бұрын
Dyslexic streamer
@breadphylactery7794
@breadphylactery7794 2 жыл бұрын
I know that we often talk about how DERANGED Jerma is, but this video really highlights that chat is just as DERANGED
@gribberoni
@gribberoni 2 жыл бұрын
you know what they say:
@Notquitekris
@Notquitekris 2 жыл бұрын
@@gribberoni like streamer like chat?
@jiyama
@jiyama 2 жыл бұрын
both
@3zekiel1227
@3zekiel1227 2 жыл бұрын
@@gribberoni when in doubt radish it out
@leokm9586
@leokm9586 2 жыл бұрын
They're not so different after all
@ed9358
@ed9358 2 жыл бұрын
chat is such a necessary evil
@hoddtoward2671
@hoddtoward2671 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect way to describe his chat LOL
@overlord-6644
@overlord-6644 2 жыл бұрын
Co-op. Penis. Stream.
@mikadosannoji553
@mikadosannoji553 2 жыл бұрын
Harold
@Ozone946
@Ozone946 2 жыл бұрын
Geralt punching the air rn
@thiagopereira8098
@thiagopereira8098 2 жыл бұрын
sometimes not, but I agree
@westernhemlock
@westernhemlock 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites he’s read aloud was (give or take a couple words) “lies fall so easily from your forked tongue”. It was so out of left field even in context and Jerma sounded so confused. Had me dying
@arachanine
@arachanine 2 жыл бұрын
This has me fucking bawling I love this chat so much
@mildryfrr9970
@mildryfrr9970 2 жыл бұрын
That’s fucking hilarious
@EddieBurke
@EddieBurke 2 жыл бұрын
I remember specifically “forked tongue” being apart of that message so you’re not wrong.
@jamasa0074
@jamasa0074 Жыл бұрын
Bro has 2 top comments 💀
@freezedriedzombi8242
@freezedriedzombi8242 Жыл бұрын
LOL
@SicklyStars
@SicklyStars 2 жыл бұрын
oh my god I can't believe "Eat a McDick" was a myth this whole time
@WhiteKnuckleRide512
@WhiteKnuckleRide512 2 жыл бұрын
A myth?
@dragonsrule20201
@dragonsrule20201 2 жыл бұрын
@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 the chatter only said "a mcdick", Jerma somehow twisted it into "eat a mcdick" which is so much more aggressive lmao
@jesuschirst1
@jesuschirst1 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Jeremy occupies his time by pretending to be a streamer reading weird messages, possibly one of the nicest people I've met at the elderly home. :)
@sydandpie146
@sydandpie146 2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment, made me fucking wheeze
@facebookmemerepository7106
@facebookmemerepository7106 Жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO
@alex.g7317
@alex.g7317 Жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@Sr.Cuervo
@Sr.Cuervo 2 жыл бұрын
how could you forget "jerma died hours ago, we're just hearing the gases releasing"?
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
Do you happen to know what stream he said that in or anything? If so, I'd be happy to put it in part 2
@Sr.Cuervo
@Sr.Cuervo 2 жыл бұрын
@@johncrops i wish i knew.. can't seem to find it anywhere but it's been engraved in my mind for months
@ponponpatapon9670
@ponponpatapon9670 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sr.Cuervo daedalus stream i believe
@Sr.Cuervo
@Sr.Cuervo 2 жыл бұрын
@@johncrops part of The Simpsons: Hit & Run (Long Edit) 1:08:12
@Sr.Cuervo
@Sr.Cuervo 2 жыл бұрын
@@ponponpatapon9670 i found it in The Simpsons: Hit & Run (Long Edit) at 1:08:12
@Pitkin18
@Pitkin18 2 жыл бұрын
1:32 I think the best part of this clip is that I can 100% see what they mean, it does look like one of those spongebob or Spider-Man ice cream bars with the gumballs for eyes
@erugurara8235
@erugurara8235 2 жыл бұрын
Like the Sonic extreme icescream.
@berkeleyisonline160
@berkeleyisonline160 2 жыл бұрын
I've never seen that clip before this video and I'm fucking howling
@veraeroes
@veraeroes 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing at that one, they are exactly right
@matiasenriquemaldonadoruiz5216
@matiasenriquemaldonadoruiz5216 2 жыл бұрын
Like the icecream in the intro of Spiderverse
@HamazuraGOD
@HamazuraGOD 2 жыл бұрын
@@matiasenriquemaldonadoruiz5216 Or the real one that's based off of
@rayvenpaw
@rayvenpaw 2 жыл бұрын
chat is so out of pocket sometimes but the fact that jerma reads it is completely on him 💀💀💀
@swarler
@swarler 2 жыл бұрын
yeah
@ponponpatapon9670
@ponponpatapon9670 Жыл бұрын
@@swarler Yeah.
@TheSuperCommentGuy
@TheSuperCommentGuy 2 жыл бұрын
5:07 The sheer urgency of this one is so great
@Zawmbbeh
@Zawmbbeh 2 жыл бұрын
it’s my favorite one because of how stupid it is, truly incredible chat message
@pipebombmailer
@pipebombmailer 2 жыл бұрын
Harold
@maxxvii2037
@maxxvii2037 2 жыл бұрын
Harod985
@nightcollapse
@nightcollapse 2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that be fucked up though
@krokikrumpsun624
@krokikrumpsun624 2 жыл бұрын
Man if that happened it would be fucked up
@tavianroberts4423
@tavianroberts4423 2 жыл бұрын
Most streamers say something like: “someone in chat said” to preface them reading a chat message, but Jerma just drops them in raw making it seem like chat randomly possesses him for a few seconds to make him say crazy shit.
@PissFighter
@PissFighter 11 ай бұрын
TwitchplaysJeremy
@4rumani
@4rumani 11 ай бұрын
no they don't
@galileanmoonz
@galileanmoonz 2 жыл бұрын
I like how everytime he reads one of those comments out loud he says smth like "why did I read that out loud?", but then proceeds to do it again next time. It's an endless repeating circle of insanity
@smelly2897
@smelly2897 2 жыл бұрын
the vicious cycle
@ddipster9342
@ddipster9342 2 жыл бұрын
The definition of insanity
@FinalStand7
@FinalStand7 2 жыл бұрын
" no chat i wont press the button that kills me"
@hopefullyhelping6664
@hopefullyhelping6664 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite work of psychological horror :-)
@icoffeebeen
@icoffeebeen 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma objectively has the funniest chat of any streamer
@Clouditivity
@Clouditivity 2 жыл бұрын
It's TRUE LOL
@erugurara8235
@erugurara8235 2 жыл бұрын
I like the DNO chats, very full of energy and laughts.
@homosexplosion
@homosexplosion 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma brings the fun in people :]
@Epak49
@Epak49 2 жыл бұрын
jermas chat is equally the funniest, creepiest, most intellectual, and most idiotic twitch chat, where you’ll see “olive garden music” and a bunch of OMEGALULs and then one or two random people type “oh my god jerma has a daddy body please cum in me” right after. you’ll see someone explain some tech in chat for a game jerma will play once followed by “game SUCKS play AMOGUS” so i don’t know if i should be disgusted by chat, respect them, or be fucking terrified of my children when i see another jerma viewer on the streets.
@squid1481
@squid1481 2 жыл бұрын
Nemz38
@Profile__1
@Profile__1 2 жыл бұрын
0:40 To this date this is one of my favorite chat messages that Jerma has read outloud. The fact that there's even MORE to the comment that he couldn't even get to just because of how he couldn't handle the first part.
@hengedraws
@hengedraws 2 жыл бұрын
He read it so fast and then was so confused about why he even read it
@colpekker
@colpekker 2 жыл бұрын
The best part of the edging comment is that he fully capitalized half and not hours
@HamazuraGOD
@HamazuraGOD 2 жыл бұрын
That was his tipping point
@puhskinti9358
@puhskinti9358 Жыл бұрын
It was a new record for him
@milky243
@milky243 2 жыл бұрын
3:02 he is stuck between suffering the consequences of being made fun of for not knowing what edging is or for knowing what edging is
@SquigglyPH
@SquigglyPH 2 жыл бұрын
Some might say he's... on the edge
@70sman
@70sman 2 жыл бұрын
And by his indecision he now has to suffer the consequences of both
@antnuh765
@antnuh765 2 жыл бұрын
I remember I once got him to read "Jerma is a PAWG" and was very proud
@maxxvii2037
@maxxvii2037 2 жыл бұрын
It's true tho 😳
@BigTeo
@BigTeo 2 жыл бұрын
POG ztreamer
@TheCamcon-ns8rk
@TheCamcon-ns8rk 2 жыл бұрын
Phat ass white gamer
@tzatziki9328
@tzatziki9328 2 жыл бұрын
Dump truck
@babiebitch1756
@babiebitch1756 2 жыл бұрын
I had to urban dictionary this and fucking CACKLED
@beedlethebard3189
@beedlethebard3189 2 жыл бұрын
the way he completely loses it at the shooting poop out of your eyes comment kills me
@chuckbatmangaming
@chuckbatmangaming 2 жыл бұрын
Watched that part like 10 times..."too much CRACK today"
@dantorts
@dantorts 2 жыл бұрын
He actually ended stream after it LMAO
@hopefullyhelping6664
@hopefullyhelping6664 2 жыл бұрын
WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
This video actually took so much more work than you think it would. Finding the clips, then finding what stream they originated from and what date it happened, then finding the exact timestamp that he reads the message. Big thanks to the multiple Jerma Chat Archive channels who've kept these messages intact for future generations to enjoy.
@KillerHatDude
@KillerHatDude 2 жыл бұрын
Cant imagine all the work that went into this
@TatoAndy3D
@TatoAndy3D 2 жыл бұрын
A true Jermerican hero👁👄👁
@magicmilkman9312
@magicmilkman9312 2 жыл бұрын
He HATES making this video
@black_foresst
@black_foresst 2 жыл бұрын
Share this on the subreddit!
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
@@black_foresst Way ahead of you lol
@raspymorten
@raspymorten 2 жыл бұрын
3:52 There's something about the delivery of "Jerma shoots POOP out of his eyes" that makes it amazing. It's vaguely shakey and nervous, and ends with a wonderful voice break. I love this gremlin so much.
@FerretNoir
@FerretNoir 2 жыл бұрын
It's crazy that jerma has made hundreds of thousands of twitch accounts just for the sole purpose of pretending he's not talking to himself
@pokabrows
@pokabrows Жыл бұрын
Honestly that would explain a lot if chat was a bunch of weird AI bots
@sock2828
@sock2828 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Jerma liked the "dream cast fucking sucks" message so much he still remembers that it was in all lowercase.
@whatthehell8418
@whatthehell8418 2 жыл бұрын
They was fearless and crazier than him. They were his chat, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his chat
@quantumblur_3145
@quantumblur_3145 2 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume even _he_ respects his chat
@hitherescotty
@hitherescotty 2 жыл бұрын
Valve really outdid themselves with the Steam Upper Decker
@Clouditivity
@Clouditivity 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@avaspongeriffic
@avaspongeriffic 2 жыл бұрын
jerma failing to understand that joke because he couldn't remember the name of the console is easily one of the jerma moments of all time
@maxxvii2037
@maxxvii2037 2 жыл бұрын
@@avaspongeriffic I think most people forgot about that console lol
@UnknownPerson-cq3qv
@UnknownPerson-cq3qv 2 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck was the first thing jerma thought of was taking a shit in the toilets upper water tank?
@hitherescotty
@hitherescotty 2 жыл бұрын
@@UnknownPerson-cq3qv that is called an Upper Decker
@woahlucid
@woahlucid 2 жыл бұрын
the best part about the olive garden music one is that turned into a one guy moment where he went on an hour long tangent trying to find an olive garden ad with that music
@sozzll
@sozzll 2 жыл бұрын
that was me :)
@deamooz9810
@deamooz9810 2 жыл бұрын
3:52 completely lost it here
@obee58
@obee58 2 жыл бұрын
the sound of a man shooting poop wine out of his eyes
@someescapedalien5699
@someescapedalien5699 2 жыл бұрын
1:31 is so beautifully absurd. Jerma popsicle, Gwyn’s theme playing and the weird scorpion Jerma with a face only a mother could love, and the Wilhelm scream to add another layer to this stupid sundae. I love it
@coconutcurrytapenade
@coconutcurrytapenade 2 жыл бұрын
Its the Wilhelm scream
@imperialguard451
@imperialguard451 2 жыл бұрын
“if you were gender bent would you try to seduce etalyx- what? what???” yeah HUH???? WHAT
@errortryagainlater4240
@errortryagainlater4240 2 жыл бұрын
"Hahaha jerma wouldn't it be funny if you like turned into a woman and did lewd things with etalyx like wouldn't that be a funny joke hahahaha" - that one guy in chat, apparently 😂
@themyofmy
@themyofmy 2 жыл бұрын
@@errortryagainlater4240 down DESPICABLE
@flask223
@flask223 2 жыл бұрын
Why he gotta gender bend 🤔
@imperialguard451
@imperialguard451 2 жыл бұрын
@@flask223 its not gay if you transition first
@MyLittleZergling
@MyLittleZergling 2 жыл бұрын
I like the Oney torture mini clone question
@guanzhe9897
@guanzhe9897 2 жыл бұрын
But is it a clone or a perfect copy?
@lainhttps6267
@lainhttps6267 2 жыл бұрын
did jerma actually eat the sleeve of oreos and throw up on his moms bed or did he just think he did?
@billfox847
@billfox847 2 жыл бұрын
@@guanzhe9897 wait, you keep saying he’s tiny, why is he tiny?
@pablostufff
@pablostufff 2 жыл бұрын
LISTEN YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A FLOATING CASTLE IN THE SKY THERE'S NO DOORS NO WINDOWS AND THERE'S A PERFECT COPY OF HITLER IN THERE WITH YOU SAME MEMORIES NO HEALTH PROBLEMS
@seiuchicompositions
@seiuchicompositions 2 жыл бұрын
Completely forgot that was an Oneyplays joke till I read this
@HyperTheKappa
@HyperTheKappa 2 жыл бұрын
I love that the "tiny clone" hypothetical is just the tiny hitler discourse from oneyplays
@GriffithFromBerk
@GriffithFromBerk 2 жыл бұрын
But did clone Jerma do anything wrong or did he run away with shapiffany?
@puhskinti9358
@puhskinti9358 Жыл бұрын
He didn't even try to answer it either we gotta know
@mikadosannoji553
@mikadosannoji553 Жыл бұрын
dude i thought the high pitched voice from the game was him making a bit where theres actually a clone getting tortured
@puhskinti9358
@puhskinti9358 Жыл бұрын
@@mikadosannoji553 that was Li'l Jerma
@jonttopia
@jonttopia Жыл бұрын
@@mikadosannoji553 that was Jermalad
@freak3470
@freak3470 2 жыл бұрын
i am almost suffocating laughing so hard at "jerma shoots poop out of his eyes" and the jerma knocking all the shit on his desk over
@ganii1804
@ganii1804 2 жыл бұрын
you know what i love? the fact that he always reads them like someone's telling it to him
@yakyback
@yakyback 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite is when he laughs for a straight minute before revealing what the message was lmao
@EatCandles
@EatCandles 2 жыл бұрын
Chat has the ability to describe things in such a meaningless yet perfect way. They could say "this SMELLS like a PARTY CITY DansGame" and I'd know exactly what they meant. Absolutely insane.
@psygno
@psygno 2 жыл бұрын
The poop wine message was made 1000 times better when jerma somehow adds in your veins on to it
@Ash_Vulpine
@Ash_Vulpine 2 жыл бұрын
0:56 I love how this one message has made jerma super self conscious about his hair, always making sure he doesn’t have mustache hair.
@KillerHatDude
@KillerHatDude 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for man. Now I can finally pretend jerma is actually insane
@benni4451
@benni4451 2 жыл бұрын
"Pretend"----- I see you have yet to realize the horror that is this mans mind.
@airl10
@airl10 2 жыл бұрын
“Pretend?” What do you mean “pretend?”
@pablopereyra7126
@pablopereyra7126 2 жыл бұрын
I too thank him for man
@GrachiPlays
@GrachiPlays Жыл бұрын
jerma reading "this is the poop wine room" as "this is how poop wine gets in your veins" is genuinely the most psychotic and terrifying thing he's said on stream. a fairly innocent poop joke message that jerma twisted in to an unsettling, grim, disgusting mental image. sometimes jerma puts up a good act that makes me wonder if all the accusations of him being a psycho are exaggerated but its moments like this that bring me back to reality and remember just what humanity is dealing with here
@zaero2379
@zaero2379 Жыл бұрын
akchuuly "this is what happens when poop wine gets in your veins"
@gribberoni
@gribberoni 2 жыл бұрын
This video is the first search result when looking up "Jerma Genderbent"
@2bagels1toaster18
@2bagels1toaster18 2 жыл бұрын
🤨 hmmmmmmm why do you know that
@pandaman2840
@pandaman2840 2 жыл бұрын
why the fuck do you look up jerma genderbent
@leavewe
@leavewe 2 жыл бұрын
@@pandaman2840 it's hot
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
And I wouldn't want it any other way.
@DaWalkie
@DaWalkie 2 жыл бұрын
does anyone remember which stream was the TOILET incident in? one guy put the word "toilet" at the end of a sentence and jerma automatically read it, then everyone started ending every comment in "toilet"? anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk hope somebody sees this
@hooraym5500
@hooraym5500 2 жыл бұрын
Toilet, I remember, toilet
@DaWalkie
@DaWalkie 2 жыл бұрын
@@hooraym5500 could you please tell me which one it was TOILET
@Pitkin18
@Pitkin18 2 жыл бұрын
@@DaWalkie oh my god i remember watching that, was it the binding of Isaac stream? Or maybe the picross stream?
@50bottlesofpinklemonade
@50bottlesofpinklemonade 2 жыл бұрын
I think you guys mean people were adding "its my birthday" on messages so jerma would listen to chat's advice or something?
@DaWalkie
@DaWalkie 2 жыл бұрын
@@50bottlesofpinklemonade close but no, i remember a specific incident of people adding the word toilet
@cammanca23
@cammanca23 2 жыл бұрын
I love it when chat sends him the most insane shit possible and makes an entire bit out of it. Sicko to sicko communication
@JupiterJazzy69
@JupiterJazzy69 2 жыл бұрын
If you make a part two, please include one of my favorite messages from chat, someone saying “I used to give my controller bite marks because of this game” during the Simpsons hit and run stream lmfao He laughs about it for a while afterwards and I think references it a few times later in the stream
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
Yep yep, that one's on the list for the next one, thanks for the recommendation
@saintlikegrimm
@saintlikegrimm 2 жыл бұрын
If there was official jerma popsicles i would buy litrally all of them
@iblame_nargles
@iblame_nargles 2 жыл бұрын
this comment mixed wih your name upsets me
@catboywizard
@catboywizard 2 жыл бұрын
name checks out
@themyofmy
@themyofmy 2 жыл бұрын
ice CREAM
@ImperialRonod
@ImperialRonod 2 жыл бұрын
Licc
@cons4943
@cons4943 2 жыл бұрын
need a compilation of jerma reading things just completely wrong
@johnbacon4997
@johnbacon4997 2 жыл бұрын
It would be 362,549 Hours dude. Too long
@hotmailcompany52
@hotmailcompany52 2 жыл бұрын
can you imagine living rent free in jermas head forever for saying "dreamcast sucks lmao"
@streambeon8274
@streambeon8274 2 жыл бұрын
4:14 holy shit I made it in I'm famous
@isaacparker5868
@isaacparker5868 2 жыл бұрын
0:30 is it a clone or a perfect copy
@_Gypsy
@_Gypsy Жыл бұрын
Does he have his memories?
@ohmeganerd
@ohmeganerd 10 ай бұрын
Exquisite reference
@suarez9108
@suarez9108 2 жыл бұрын
Someone needed to know the answer to Oney's "Tiny Clone" question that they went to Jerma of all people to get it answered
@BigBoy257
@BigBoy257 2 жыл бұрын
You mean tiny perfect copy?
@JacobTheCroc
@JacobTheCroc 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma cannot exist without his chat and the chat in question is more insane than him and I love it.
@iabgunner8701
@iabgunner8701 2 жыл бұрын
love how the 3 and a half hours guy is named "numbhanded"
@baddragondicks
@baddragondicks 2 жыл бұрын
will never get over jerma pretending to not know what edging is
@hb-ov9tn
@hb-ov9tn 2 жыл бұрын
I think he genuinely just does not know
@thomassomeone4868
@thomassomeone4868 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma sometimes just makes up chat messages and it’s the funniest thing ever.
@quipy.
@quipy. 2 жыл бұрын
Harold985
@intheshadowofathousandbean563
@intheshadowofathousandbean563 2 жыл бұрын
Harma985
@noaag
@noaag 2 жыл бұрын
3:51 i could watch this clip all day, i love the sound of him knocking all his shit down in shame
@rayvenpaw
@rayvenpaw 2 жыл бұрын
i hope olive garden music guy is having a good day
@peepance1799
@peepance1799 2 жыл бұрын
"Jerma hotboxes with his farts" that one still gets me
@zenhendershott7907
@zenhendershott7907 2 жыл бұрын
Watching Jerma is like going 20 mph over the limit and him reading chat is a semi truck going down the wrong side of the highway Depending on how he reads it, it's either a narrow graze or he _rips_ the steering wheel to one side and goes door-first into it
@fenn_fren
@fenn_fren 2 жыл бұрын
5:11 "Why did I need to read that?" 'Indeed'
@CheeseYourself
@CheeseYourself Жыл бұрын
"jerma shoots poop wine out of his eyes" is still the funniest sentence i have ever read
@trance57418
@trance57418 Жыл бұрын
3:54 I was zoning out and I tuned back in to this moment
@tomleadbetter4422
@tomleadbetter4422 2 жыл бұрын
Local streamer ZERKS off his viewers for 3 and a half hours EDGING them all
@da_purple_lizard
@da_purple_lizard 5 ай бұрын
Chat interacting with Jerma is like a bunch of kids trying to grab their dad's attention while he's doing taxes.
@Chaotic4Neutral
@Chaotic4Neutral 2 жыл бұрын
I love that you titled the video's chapters in a way that doesn't spoil the comments.
@MinjaTeh
@MinjaTeh 2 жыл бұрын
5:05 is the funniest thing I have ever heard
@puhskinti9358
@puhskinti9358 Жыл бұрын
What if it was Harold tho
@lawrencefosterjenkins8216
@lawrencefosterjenkins8216 2 жыл бұрын
i'll be the first to admit i take him in small doses because i find him the funniest out of context and i have a very short attention span for streaming, but boy would i have liked to be there for "mustache hair"
@anxia-tea5846
@anxia-tea5846 Жыл бұрын
“You didn’t even say that, i said that for you.”
@Shadowonshadows
@Shadowonshadows 2 жыл бұрын
The smarties comment haunts me to this day
@MDPToaster
@MDPToaster 2 жыл бұрын
You can tell when he’s taken the CBD oil recently when chat messages like steam upper decker freak him out and set him off.
@cooler4603
@cooler4603 2 жыл бұрын
0:19 That's a reference to the OneyPlays Kingdom Hearts Let's Play, during the Alice in Wonderland world. The original quote was "If you had a tiny clone of Hitler, would you torture it?"
@LawLinternets
@LawLinternets Жыл бұрын
6:06 I keep coming back to rewatch the steam upper decker comment. This tracker link is literally just for my own convenience.
@lemonbreadsf3828
@lemonbreadsf3828 2 жыл бұрын
I love how jerma goes from not knowing what a chat message means, to understanding what it's saying and regretting reading it in the span of 5 seconds.
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
Yo, thank you all very much for the kind words and stuff, you guys are seriously making my day, my week, and honestly my whole month
@zen-xo8rz
@zen-xo8rz 2 жыл бұрын
The hard work pays off 😭😭
@zen-xo8rz
@zen-xo8rz 2 жыл бұрын
This vid is hilarious
@leavewe
@leavewe 2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE tell me what stream the eat a McD comment is from please
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
@@leavewe Another Brick In The Mall at about 2:30:30
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
@@shadowivy333 If you mean the one with the tiny clone torture message, it's called Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
@wishing4nuclearwinter
@wishing4nuclearwinter 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone always goes on about how insane Jerma is, but that’s a real big stone to throw in your glass house, ya know?
@orangebucket6485
@orangebucket6485 2 жыл бұрын
3:49 i think i almost collapsed a lung from this
@trueassasin317
@trueassasin317 2 жыл бұрын
6:50 Oh hey thats me : )
@zeltronwarrior
@zeltronwarrior 10 ай бұрын
What video did you comment on?
@mister_i9245
@mister_i9245 2 жыл бұрын
3:18 is the funniest one by far
@elisttm
@elisttm 2 жыл бұрын
2:57 made me cry
@wowoktv
@wowoktv 2 жыл бұрын
0:39 This person needs post-nut clarity.
@KittyCatnap
@KittyCatnap Жыл бұрын
"I don't know what that is" you can tell his panicking to distance himself from what he read.
@ww-uq8ls
@ww-uq8ls 2 жыл бұрын
2:48 but jerma didn't listen and now we are at the squished balls incident
@trashdoge1217
@trashdoge1217 2 жыл бұрын
"that's what happens when poop wine gets in your veins" I don't even know how many questions are racing through my mind rn
@tomreyes
@tomreyes Жыл бұрын
Don't drink anything while watching this I almost fucking died in the first 5 seconds 💀
@tackyoptic
@tackyoptic 2 жыл бұрын
1. "Why did I read that out loud" 2. "I don't know what that means" C. *deranged and/or incoherent cackling *
@johncrops
@johncrops 2 жыл бұрын
A little sneak peek into part 2, you're gonna have to add "Time that person out for 10 minutes" to that list because I've found a lot of clips of him saying that lol
@gunkwizardry
@gunkwizardry 2 жыл бұрын
mustache hair will always be my favorite clip bc of just how exacerbated jerma is at this chat member saying "mustache hair" without any further elaboration
@cattle5408
@cattle5408 2 жыл бұрын
nuts that you actually found the chat messages and put them in the video too great upload man, thanks
@Dualblades47
@Dualblades47 Жыл бұрын
Jerma has the best "one guy" moments of any streamer.
@johncrops
@johncrops Жыл бұрын
Jerma *invented* the one guy moment, a true pioneer
@SatelliteYL
@SatelliteYL 2 жыл бұрын
“Moustache hair” literally broke his brain
@MultiWolfLink
@MultiWolfLink 2 жыл бұрын
"IVE BEEN EDGING FOR 3 1/2 HOURS PLEASE JERMA"
@deftrascal1626
@deftrascal1626 2 жыл бұрын
i don’t know what’s funnier, the face of the popsicle itself or just the concept of an official jerma985 popsicle
@figmentivelyspeaking
@figmentivelyspeaking 9 ай бұрын
“GOD SHUT UP ALREADY” has absolutely DESTROYED me. I can’t stop laughing
@madmatz9015
@madmatz9015 4 ай бұрын
The fact that this chatter voluntarily joined Jerma's stream, waited patiently for him to start interacting with chat, and then proceeded to be driven insane after five seconds of him talking is fucking hysterical
@eliza1498
@eliza1498 4 ай бұрын
​​@@madmatz9015 their 2020 resolution was to listen to jerma talking and they gave up five seconds in
@Megamon0001
@Megamon0001 Жыл бұрын
I’m dying at the implication that one of his chatters has been edging to sims footage for 3 and a half hours
@jermaenjoyer
@jermaenjoyer 2 жыл бұрын
3:46 Can't stop thinking about what u added here "Jerma made this one completely insane for some reason." that's so good
@lukulusbeardless6789
@lukulusbeardless6789 2 жыл бұрын
2:57 I quite literally almost peed my pants at that one, oh my lord
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