Jerma Rumble 3

[@cassidy8307]

I feel worrying amounts of anger towards a fictional character for punching a man in the balls to win a fake wrestling match.

[@LegendofLuigi703]

ITS NOT FAKE jk

[@UnfitElvis3rd]

Same here. I know that even the real people in this match are just video game characters meant to represent them, but I still can't help but feel moral outrage and angered bewilderment that the great Lord GabeN could fall to the conniving tricks of a cheating, lowlife writing utensil.

[@TSBsteamAllNaturalHighs]

Pens are way more honorable people.

[@Murdoch_Industries]

a fake fake wrestling match

[@petricor1420]

1000 IQ AI

[@skye5506]

The pencil may have won, but he'll always be No. 2

[@XxMommotzxX]

That... That was pretty good.

[@FUBBA]

Skye yiff

[@blackherbert967]

Can't help but feel like this is a reference to something lol

[@dr.jacksonbright5723]

The pencil took so much shit, you’d think he would’ve snapped.

[@RipDippler]

@@dr.jacksonbright5723 I think we can all agree, pencil definitely made his point.

[@newparkshire]

Gabe Newell losing to the pencil is one of the biggest gaming and sports tragedies in years

[@baxterrhodes7542]

Seconded only by the death of Count Chocula after his 5 eliminations in a single rumble. Absolutely tragic.

[@TheIronicTroller]

#DemonLordXoraxosForPrison

[@dexaphobia8089]

Top ten betrayals in anime

[@Lynchmaster69]

not as tragic as the death of your spelling

[@wawayalert]

gamming

[@DaMyty]

AND HERE COMES A GIANT RAT, THATS A GIANT RAT,ROLLIN HIS WAY DOWN HERE LOOK AT EM GO, IVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A HUGE RAT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, he definitely preys at night, he definitely stalks at night, you can tell just by the way he looks.

[@weegee2567]

H

[@skelletonneofgecs631]

So fucking true

[@macmuggo5459]

I bet he makes all the rules

[@CertainlyCaro]

Iconic

[@epicman13ful]

I think at this point with so much Jerma lore, we need a Jerma wiki.

[@sentientblender]

I support this idea with every fiber of my being.

[@pootisvonpoot1801]

I have to agree.

[@morgan4224]

this needs to exist

[@Kat5Gaming]

+1000 yes

[@nickgrim1]

How do you make a wiki? I (with help) could try to make one :P

[@dingus1787]

Mr. Sneak Man is a true american hero

[@sirkane5727]

DeathByCake118 And a real human bean

[@jet-set-ratio]

Is it bad that I know what your profile picture is from?

[@sirkane5727]

Taters the Omiscient I'm a well known shitposter I know. Famous, some would say. Narcissistic, others would say.

[@jet-set-ratio]

***** I'm addressing DeathByCake

[@sirkane5727]

Taters the Omiscient Oh so now you want to hurt my feeling huh? I see how it is.

[@RageModeEngaged123]

And from that day forward, The insidious pencil was known by one name only, "The Lead Menace".

[@pisgood]

Daniel Valerio *Graphite

[@variousnumber891]

americanErrorist Lead sounds better.

[@iug5672]

Gaben's defeat was the most tragic event on sports history

[@TheGrayMysterious]

+Yug Inavoviristêncio as well as Zeraxos killing like 8 or 9 people who didn't really deserve it. But at least Zeraxos got retribution, unlike The Pencil.

[@wick9427]

+TheGrayMysterious probably not, did you hear the crowd when the pencil won? They are defenetely going to to beat him to death backstage!

[@iug5672]

***** Ohhhhhhhh....I got it

[@JobroskiSwaqqman]

Jermania will be the next big esport.

[@mandubabulam]

+TheGrayMysterious the pencil will get his comeuppance, mark my words

[@Pickouls]

I couldnt stop laughing when batboy came out after all that carnage

[@jamesralls841]

I would have lost it if he got immediately eliminated after that entrance 😂

[@tigertoxins584]

He just comes out, jiving, trying to stay positive and then Jerma straight calls him a loser in front of him had me in stitches.

[@Gerarghini]

“Who fucking cares about this guy this guy sucks” 💀💀💀💀💀

[@necrodamus5481]

@@jamesralls841 that should've happened I swear

[@Cattling7961]

it made me luagh so fucking hard lol

[@oomsou5018]

I just absolutely lost it when Demon lord just got so pissed at the Slim Jim guy that he just went into the ring and started killing everyone. I legitimately can’t stop laughing and it’s a struggle to even type this comment.

[@icestationzebra3618]

and what’s funny is he was still legal since he exited at the second rope not the top meaning he was still in the rumble

[@yelonade]

The pencil is mightier than the source

[@coreykavounis6861]

Omfg

[@auhstenraynor4393]

+Dat Strip Of Bacon well they do cost like 99 cents

[@floatingdisembodiedhead8975]

Damn 👏

[@ScrotumJoe34]

Where is Mr.Sneakman's medal of honor?

[@beef5able]

+Harris Tan yeee bwah

[@SuperCompany007]

Fuck the medal of honor give him a Victoria cross!

[@LyuSapphire]

Let's be honest, Count Chocula was the real MVP in that match.

[@doomdude3034]

Yeah, he probably would've lasted a lot longer if Zeraxos didn't kill him.

[@landobando2352]

Lyu Sapphire no, the real MVP was Mr. Sneak Man

[@croatiancowboy]

Count Chocula got the most eliminations in the entire rumble

[@Jfrost9101]

Count Chocula, Mr Sneakman, and of course the overall hero of the Jerma Wrestling Federation, Gabe Newell. The Pencil may have won on his bullshit cheating, and he may be the winner officially But Gabe Newell won our hearts.

[@johnthomas7070]

Dude eliminated like 6-7 people in a very short timeframe 🤣🤣

[@silvermarksman6834]

New TF2 update: pencils removed for being too overpowered

[@gyeahfrug]

That'd be awesome if there was a TF2 update that added pencils or something which would mean Gaben saw this video

[@theghostscrub]

It might be confusing for new players

[@CityState_of_Valletta]

LordIan155 There's that Pencil Pusher hat for the engie.

[@Samsaccountwithaname]

***** Update: Modified to Pencil Pusher to Pen Pusher.

[@harminh7648]

Pencil's stats: 1 hit kill no matter what and you win the game if you kill someone and because its really good lets give it no random crits to make it "worse"

[@BFDudes]

I decided to make a list of Jerma Rumble stats: Character Stats (in alphabetical order): 30's Milkman - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Barack Obama - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Batboy - 2 Eliminations, 2 rumbles Benjamin Franklin - 1 Elimination, 1 rumble Boo - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Burgah Boy - 0 Eliminations, 2 rumbles Byeah #36 - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Byeah #284 - 1 Elimination, 1 rumble Byeah #419 - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Byeah #846 - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Candyman - 1 Elimination, 1 rumble Captain Crunch - 4 Eliminations, 1 rumble (Winner of Jerma Rumble 2) Captain Humphries (a.k.a Old Bones) - 1 Elimination, 1 rumble Chicken - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Coathanger - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Count Chocula - 5 Eliminations, 1 rumble Danny DeVito (Etalyx) - 2 Eliminations, 1 rumble Dick "Dastardly" Richard - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Earthworm Jim - 2 Eliminations, 2 rumbles Easter Bunny - 1 Elimination, 1 rumble Egg - 1 Elimination, 3 rumbles Elvis Presley - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Frank Pizza - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Gabe Newell - 10 Eliminations, 3 rumbles Giant Rat - 1 Elimination, 1 rumble Glueman - 1 Elimination, 2 rumbles Gordon Freeman - 2 Eliminations, 1 rumble Grandpa - 3 Eliminations, 2 rumbles Heavy - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Jerma - 3 Eliminations, 3 rumbles (Winner of the first Jerma Rumble) Ma3la - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Mario (Byeah in costume) - 3 Eliminations, 1 rumble Martin Van Buren - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Mime - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Miserable Mikey - 1 Elimination, 1 rumble MLC_St3alth - 2 Eliminations, 1 rumble Monopoly Guy - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Pacman - 0 Eliminations, 2 rumbles Pencil - 2 Eliminations, 1 rumble (Winner of Jerma Rumble 3) Santa - 3 Eliminations, 1 rumble Slim Jim - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Sonic the Hedgehog - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Sonny - 1 Elimination, 1 rumble Star_ - 1 Elimination, 2 rumbles Spy - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Tony the Tiger - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Turtimos - 0 Eliminations, 1 rumble Jerma Rumble Records: Most Total Eliminations - Gabe Newell with 10 Eliminations Most Eliminations in one rumble - Count Chocula with 5 Eliminations (Jerma Rumble 3) Longest stay in one rumble - Gabe Newell with 13 minutes and 28 seconds (Jerma Rumble 1) Shortest stay in one rumble - Earthworm Jim with 23 seconds (Jerma Rumble 3) *Note that the results of the Jermania 2014 Event do not affect the Jerma Rumble stats. ...I have way too much free time.

[@RadaZelph]

+Jeppz Postman You are legendary.

[@BFDudes]

***** Thank you. It was actually quite fun to watch all the rumbles with a purpose to keep track of their stats. Gabe Newell is a fucking beast.

[@SuperHamsterhuey]

+Jeppz Postman Earthworm jim lasted 32 seconds, not 23

[@BFDudes]

+SuperHamsterhuey Counting the 9-10 second intro where he's walking down the aisle? Sure. But he was only in the *ring* for approximately 23 seconds. In the real WWE Royal Rumbles, your time is counted from the second you step into the ring, not the second you show your face.

[@SuperHamsterhuey]

Jeppz Postman He slides into the ring at 10:11. He gets dunked out at 10:33 At this moment, I realized that I can't count

[@renbelmont]

the pencil is clearly a villain

[@btf_flotsam478]

In wrestling, it's called a "heel".

[@Colemanyork94]

Lmao rewatching and found you here

[@jjyeewk]

The Pencil's secret identity is Timmy Turner's Dad

[@schaumerrikk9859]

Oh my god...

[@KazakhV3]

That makes sense

[@Arthanias]

That was the first thing i thought of...

[@phoenixblaze5491]

NOW, how many people will get that reference #1990-2000 generation ftw

[@originalname8123]

Marco Bell That show isnt even that old, it's still on TV. I've absolutely seen that episode multiple times while going past channels with no idea what to watch.

[@Whereisthearmynow]

Im more excited about the cast for the next Jerma Rumble than the next Smash Bros

[@crowdcontrol1447]

same

[@Terz69]

Good for you, cuz the cast for the new smash bros is just the old smash bros plus inklings, Ridley and b-tech peach

[@altairr3992]

Terz what about Ridley, K Rool, Dark Samus, Chrom, Richter, and Simon

[@Terz69]

Altairr posted that comment a month ago lmao

[@ElJefeBingus]

Terz Probably shouldn’t have said “just” then lol

[@archonsouthpaw8690]

this is the greatest series of videos I've ever come across

[@archonsouthpaw8690]

+Archon Southpaw I fully mean that.

[@aphelion7075]

+Archon Southpaw I genuinely agree.

[@arsontheaverage8821]

+Archon Southpaw True that

[@MisterCactus777]

+Archon Southpaw You must be new here :)

[@chitranchakrabortty]

How did I even get here? lol wtf

[@thisaccountnameiscompletel8949]

Calling Count Chocula “Captain CorCockula” as he delivered a drop kick at 7:52 killed me lmao

[@HelenaRedgrave]

We need behind the scenes footage of Gabe Newell beating the shit out of The Pen in the parking lot or something.

[@Trollingtonsrus]

is the pen the pencil's arch nemesis?

[@Perplaxus]

Perplexion our names dood.

[@ReykapYT]

No, we need Gabe Newell to hail steam sales upon the pencil.

[@hughbator196]

Its Prob gonna be Gabe Newell beating the shit out of The Pencil. If anything lol!

[@dickzabreesky7435]

***** why? I thought the Pencil Sharpener and the Pencil were husband and wife, unless she's cheating on him with crayon.

[@VincentVisions]

at first i was sad because i'm missing a new years eve party i now realize that THEY are the ones missing out

[@tholepin]

10/10 best comment.

[@mobrien98]

ONE OF US, ONE OF US

[@CyaLator]

My friends: Hey you to join the party? Me: No thanks Im watching Jerma My friends: Really? We got champagne and everything and-- Me: Leave me alone! Im trying to watch Count Chocula fuck everyone up! My friends: well then...

[@mobrien98]

Dan Leng Are you trying to say that you *didn't* drink your OWN champagne while watching Count Chocula?

[@CyaLator]

yea I don't need champagne to have a good time

[@MrCrazyToad]

I just laugh so hard when the announcer freaks out about Zeraxos.

[@thomasd3104]

Somebody call the fire department!

[@SkeloDevil601]

ZERAXOS NO! ZERAXOS! OH GOD!

[@crimsondynamo615]

*GRANDPA TURN AROUND!*

[@sasasa1541]

“Let’s hope he does not recover, because fuck this guy”

[@commissarskeleton8724]

Official petition to ban the Pencil from any future Jermanias. Reason: Cheap-shot victory against Gaben when he was trying to make amends. Pencil, you wont win.

[@julius9943]

+Mecha Ghandi yes

[@frogaroach]

+Mecha Ghandi i cant wait for next jermania to have him get the shit beat out of him get him totally annihilated

[@giffica]

Jerma. You are a saint. You have started 2013 off with a bing bang bosh.

[@giffica]

***** Nah that's exactly how Bing Bang Bosh is spelled.

[@crossedalarm4445]

Giffica Wow what a joker

[@kirbynguyen6420]

Giffica, it's Muff.

[@giffica]

***** Well...it's 2013 so oobviously... What other year would I say? 2012? That was last year!!!!

[@giffica]

Kirby Nguyen Lmfao wtf I had no clue you watched jerma. Now we're "those guys" on youtube who are talking to firneds we know online and meeting in the youtube comments.

[@Doc_Fun]

The Lead Menace, the Graphite Grinder, the No. 1 of No. 2, the Writer of Wrath and Eraser of Souls - The Pencil.

[@WelloBello]

He'll rub you out!

[@peterv367]

The graphite knight

[@TheGrayMysterious]

What's also funny is that the Slim Jim Guy used to be played by Randy Savage, so technically he's the only "true" wrestler in this entire series.

[@ramdino1249]

OHHH YEAH SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM BROTHERRR

[@typhoon1575]

wait really? you're telling me Randy savage used to play as the skinny ass kid that is the slim Jim guy?

[@TheGrayMysterious]

Typhoon157 he wasn't the exact same guy, but Randy used to do SLim Jim commercials. So it works, albeit very indirectly.

[@petraf2069]

are you saying that demon lord zeraxos is not a true wrestler?

[@TheGrayMysterious]

And then Paul Bearer shows up in Stream Jermania. That's two(?)

[@NightmareRoach]

Jerma should play Doom and have grandpa shooting up demons since he's in hell now.

[@dinoseen3226]

That would be perfect, he could do it when the new Doom game comes out.

[@bren7080]

+NightmareRoach Are you implying Grandpa IS Jerma? Are you fucking stupid?

[@NightmareRoach]

Co-op

[@bren7080]

NightmareRoach AH.

[@unidentifiedbeing7242]

@@bren7080 Go watch his Demon Lord Zeraxos plays Five Nights at Freddy's video.

[@goblinzits]

Calling it now, Count Chocula will have his Jermania moment in 2017.

[@goblinzits]

+I couldnt think of a name Multiple characters have died and returned though, never say never.

[@doomdude3034]

will there be a jerma rumble 2017? Seems like Jerma is done with youtube.

[@crocketlawnchair259]

Graveyard Sale I'm hoping for Gabe's redemption.

[@ttv0]

Harambe Despite the fact he did a jermania stream edition and his second channel posts often

[@auhstenraynor4393]

I love the way jerma says "the egg!"

[@aidangallacher8928]

He sounds so disgusted lol

[@thomasd3104]

The Eg- What the fuck Egg?!

[@FellatioJohnson]

Well it looks like that Pencil was... No. 1

[@RealWatermelonCat.]

Lololololololololololol

[@warpatato]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@wolframiumlavasioth]

Bam dum tss

[@warpatato]

Hate to kill the mood but if you'd look closely when he came in, he's a No. 2.

[@AaronNathanCollins]

warpatato That was the joke idiot

[@Tulip_bip]

this rumble has so many god tier moments omg. -zaraxos just literally killing people -mr sneak man coming out just to hospitalize lord zaraxos -the giant rat rolling down the pathway -fuckin GABE NEWELL running in and beating the shit out of jerma in pure unscripted rage -gabe newell going on an absolute rampage and then getting defeated by a pencil in the biggest tragedy of jerma rumble

[@dominokos]

Also "The Egg, - Oh WTF Egg?!"

[@midlifecrisi]

Gabe is basically Jermania's version of Kane. Should win, but never quite does.

[@baxterrhodes7542]

Kane from where if I may ask?

[@midlifecrisi]

Baxter Rhodes WWE

[@Weldedhodag]

what does that make Glue Man. the one everyone wants to win but never does?

[@ScarletSho]

Daniel Bryan.

[@DannyHancuff]

I am genuinely angry about the Pencil cheap shooting Gabe Newell.

[@themanwhowentfullretard3844]

all the feels and emmotions >:'C

[@mikebogs9966]

Gabe Newell deserved that win. He lost 2 Jerma Rumbles, and he came so close to winning the third. If Jermaslam is made, he vs the Pencil should be the main event. "Welcome to the demolition of the Pencil. After 9 hours of development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait."

[@deandingus7160]

We will surely see the pencil vs Gabe in JERMANIA 2015

[@kentheg7368]

Ga e newell can't win anything with a three in ir

[@Vitrified_]

Ken The G This guy........ He's going places!

[@Qwert112]

I'm more hyped for Rumble 4 than everything in 2016 combined, please Jerma

[@danielleath4233]

Coming in may last i heard

[@diegoc8774]

+Daniel Leath yeah he said it in stream

[@MisterCactus777]

+Qwert I am too looking forward to a 2016 Jerma rumble

[@PingaLord]

Not in may...

[@danielleath4233]

then hes a bit late

[@kurtdread22]

The Pencil did NOT deserve that victory.

[@maxachatz97]

Kurt Dreddy the mime should've won

[@kurtdread22]

Dude, Count Chocula should've won. Jerma said it himself, he might have won if Zaraxos didn't Body slam him into hell.

[@maxachatz97]

Kurt Dreddy Ikr, fuck zaraxos

[@kurtdread22]

Now I understand why he and the Slim Jim Guy have been having that feud for so many years.

[@iAmIronMan0605]

Kurt Dreddy fucking spoiler alert

[@AzurlotheBlue]

R.I.P 30s milk man. Gone but not forgotten

[@hatz1107]

Anarchist Black He's my favorite character

[@ZombieMonkey7]

We seriously need Al Gorro The Third Lieutenant Of The Underworld and Karl Griffinsteed in the Jerma Rumble 4

[@bongus796]

+ZombieMonkey7 and the evil gumby from 'extreme body sliders'

[@featurelength5086]

+Captain Earthquake What about a Tag Team with the Boston Byeah and his pal Dogmeat? And he's tagged in, Dogmeat's goin for.... wait what the fuck he just stole Gabe Newell's shirt.

[@Bguy-led]

Can't forget be brave guy and Darren

[@Se7enRemain]

+Captain Earthquake No the 700,000 games frog.

[@justaveryangryman7659]

+ZombieMonkey7 Al Gorro, here to avenge his general, Zarakoz

[@KingDegroot]

I actually bet 38$ on pencil with my friends, i got 38 from 5 people

[@themanwhowentfullretard3844]

50$ on gabe newell.... Today is a sad day my friend

[@Lennon1398]

***** wut.

[@shteatinggrin]

Lennon1398 "Delete the comment or change it" Wut

[@justin4018]

oh so now I won't be harassed for no reason, people actually defending me on the internet? times have changed lads.

[@TheNarty25]

***** How about you take all of your negativity and shove it up your ass?

[@venrakdrake]

YOU FACE ZERAXOS, DEMON LORD OF THE JERMA RUMBLE!!!

[@stabswitch1598]

Have my children

[@Infinitron38]

+Spidsish Ungluing. FTFY

[@petavaldman2150]

Oh I get it now Malganis is a turtle that's why he eliminated himself

[@gurgodarkk]

nice meme

[@feev1867]

Mr. Sneak Man is the real man.

[@gmcsierrainduramaxform6582]

No one takes a demon down and elimates themselves, No one

[@Moldeyawsome12]

Nearly half an hour of Jerma on New Years? Yes please

[@sladikk]

Jerma is a m'lady worth tipping for

[@legoluke2000]

DID YOU REALLY JUST KILL OFF GRANDPA?????

[@SomeGuyWithAFace9]

rip

[@ayylmaoicanchangemyname7072]

What did I tell you about getting likes on this video, son.

[@SatelliteYL]

Grandpa was damn great but he was getting old for Jermania plus he forgot his medicines so he wasn't in prime fighting condition

[@theflyingcatz]

"Captain Cork Cockula" for Jerma Rumble 4

[@Earthen_Jar_Hands]

Jerma rumble 4 has become like half life 3

[@danielleath4233]

Coming this may, hopfully worth the wait

[@thedozer820]

+Daniel Leath doubt it

[@danielleath4233]

he said in the death to spies vid it would be in spring, may is the last month of spring. unless hes in a different timezone which he could be. (just check and yes may is the last month of spring where he lives so hes late)

[@Cybermage10]

+Daniel Leath I trusted you

[@danielleath4233]

乁(๏ ͟ʖ๏)ㄏ I cant really be blamed if jerma is late, i just carried on the message to those asking. you can see proof that it was meant to come in may on his death to spies vid.

[@Skelentor]

Someone should make a video of after the match where Gabe and all the Valve characters beat the shit out of the pencil.

[@h0m3_]

Yes

[@Bradley_Pinski]

Lol that would be fucking hilarious! I thought maybe Zeraksos would come back and fuck up the pencil.

[@JustLikeEh]

Bradley Pinski *Xerazos

[@tomjackal5708]

Sterbablurb the Person who isn't real Xeraxos*

[@JustLikeEh]

Anıl Uzuner Jafeels

[@anormalstopsign74]

When Gabe lost, I almost cried.

[@rain6493]

Dude, I think we all knew the pencil was the way better contestant. He's amazing.

[@AverageLeagueGamer]

Hey I know it's been 3 years but fuck you.

[@laden5568]

@@rain6493 I'm with the other guy

[@rain6493]

@@AverageLeagueGamer After 3 years I still defend my point. The pencil is vastly superior.

[@assortedfruitcup]

@@rain6493after another 3 years I will have to politely disagree

[@genericname_]

This is the fucking absolute peak of this comedy. When Lord Zeraxos back to back sent everyone to hell after getting pissed at Slim Jim Guy, I have never laughed harder in my life.

[@BababooeyGooey]

We need Gorbo Grandman to make an appearance in Jerma Rumble 4.

[@paurepiccheeseman]

YES

[@HomerGunther]

i have a strange feeling that 4 is gonna be nothing but cereal characters at this rate...

[@Erilis000]

I agree.

[@GibusGod]

YESSS PLEASE

[@BababooeyGooey]

Mike Grill Is it typical for you to take great offense at a simple comment?

[@TheSpyCrap]

I want to see a massively buff star_ vs all the TF2 characters (since he is fed up of TF2)

[@appatureredstonediamond9888]

Spycrap 4 smash plz

[@gatokal]

I fell you SpyCrap and spookwagen should be in the next jerma rumble, and they should be a team, and the next jerma rumble should take place... In SPAAACE!!!

[@tonys7524]

The Tf2 Theorist No, he isn't. I mean, he probably struggles to topscore on valve servers. Even I, a regular pubstomper, could destroy him in MGE. The mixup is not a high-skill tournament; the only high-level player was Lucky Luke.

[@axela.9247]

We need the spy crap and spookwagen to make appearances in the jerma rumble. I hope jerma reads this

[@TheGoldman101]

*sees lucky Luke kill every one on enemy team. Luke: man, good job team!

[@rollerr]

I've been waiting for this moment For all my life Oh lord

[@thedubstepsnail6000]

Shhhh watch the video *Grabs popcorn*

[@GeneralProfessor]

Good song.

[@smokestack534]

To this day the giant rats entrance is iconic

[@gothic2fanHUN]

The fucking pencil? Above all he won like this? Why didn't Zaraksus just killed him? After the video was over I watched the hilarious Zaraksus rampage again and I realized Mister Shneak Man has high heels.

[@centralintelligenceagency8811]

It's Jaraxxus actually

[@gothic2fanHUN]

I know Jaraxxus, but i don't think Jerma said that. He said something else I think.

[@Zilenan91]

Pointless Guy He said either Zaraxxos or Jaraxxos, I believe.

[@gothic2fanHUN]

That's what I said. I misspelled it.

[@jayargee492]

It's Zeraxos. Check the description of his "Demon Lord at Freddy's" video.

[@DarkMagician10000]

Wait, so the Rat Movie's main antagonist is Dick "Dastardly" Richard. I'm assuming the "Dastardly" part was added after he took up a life of crime, so his name is Dick Richard. Dick is actually short for Richard, so his full real name is Richard Richard. So when his life of crime has paid off and he retires to a life of luxury, he can be called Richy Rich for short.

[@IMCR8Z]

Can somebody please tell me where this "Dick is short for Richard" thing come from?

[@mattcruz16]

Its also the other ways around so technically his name is dick dick

[@ubercherubi]

Dick is a common nickname for people named Richard, at least in the US.

[@user-os5vj7vh4w]

Wasn't that a movie where the main guy is a douche blonde 10 year old?

[@pompousegg]

Priest Nasty a tv show and a movie

[@Xzazazazia]

Well it looks like No. 2... *Obligatory sunglasses* Is number one.

[@oneworldcommunity117]

lol

[@GentleWruzzPuppet]

haha i get it pfff hahahaa

[@sardeska_]

10/10

[@Unsupectingwhitevan]

Get out

[@GeneralJerrard101]

And Gabe was not number 3.

[@Keyboardkat3]

I guess the pencil is mightier than the sword, lol.

[@rain6493]

+Trevor Bilinski PENCIL FUCKING RULES!!! GO PENCIL GUY.

[@derpytw]

GalaXio fuck you pen all the way

[@rain6493]

Trevor Bilinski I love the pencil.

[@HomeRunn]

I love the crayon, beat that!

[@-TPLT]

Hoping and praying that Mr. Sneakman will at least make a cameo in the fourth Jerma Rumble, maybe as the world's most silent commentator.

[@steckner]

He's been in all of them - he's just very sneaky.

[@SuperCompany007]

Plot twist: John Cena is also there but you can't see him.

[@ereniko6114]

Doug Stakk It's happened. Watch jermania stream edition

[@zephenite6628]

WE GOTTA RESCUE GRANPA!

[@somescrub8960]

ill get a fire extinguisher

[@derpytw]

He got choke slammed into hell. He is gone

[@somescrub8960]

Trevor Bilinski we can still save him I have done this shit before

[@derpytw]

Michael Arthur if you insist you can do it

[@somescrub8960]

Im a proffesional I rescued elvis from hell once

[@ping7531]

For the next Jerma rumble. GORBO NEEDS A CAMEO

[@thebobman47]

Who do you think the REAL Demon Lord is? Gorbo, or that little bitch Zorakzos?

[@jwapptastic]

thebobman47 I'd say it's probably Sonic, which is why Zorakzos nope'd out of there in order to hide his utter humiliation at the hands of Mega Sonic after he bursts through the ground.

[@sandymiller5653]

Zorakos

[@solharv7817]

This is still the greatest trilogy ever conceived. Every aspect of it is so perfectly executed. The epic scope, the nuanced characters, the exhilarating action, the milk, flour, two eggs, the stick of butter. It has all the right ingredients for the perfect pancake.

[@krubsplaystbone]

Pepsi Man for Jerma Rumble 4

[@TheStylishSpy]

+krubsplaystbone All my yes.

[@DrunkNotIAm]

9:01 I'm destroyed. My sides please..... send help.....

[@maxachatz97]

Drunk Not I Am I would but I need help too...

[@wompstopm123]

where us jerma rumble 2015? its a holiday tradition :(

[@Slembi]

+CaptainSkelebones christmas was cancelled

[@danielleath4233]

He announced next jerma rumble for may, cant wait!

[@wompstopm123]

Daniel Leath sweet!

[@TheConnoiseurofTheArtofSnort]

+CaptainSkelebones JERMA RUMBLE 4 HYPE

[@celeos1475]

+Kantanen Akseli ALMOST LESS THAN A MONTH LEFT GUYS! GEEET HYPE!

[@dasamurai4938]

Who else came back to this after watching jerma rumble live

[@nefariousgremlin7554]

I did

[@michaelpatterson7062]

hah yes me

[@classyraccoon4925]

me

[@Monody512]

What? Did you really think Gabe Newell would win anything with a 3 in the title?

[@imaginaryboy2000]

... ... ... ... ... ...you win this round.

[@misterb3577]

+Jason Skywalker lol XD

[@MrBump2]

I like that Jerma wanted to make Mr. Sneak Man tiptoe walk, so he just put him in heels

[@funnemanboy]

We NEED The Swear Guy to make an appearance at Jerma Rumble 4 Come on Jerma BE BRAVE, YA BITCHES

[@CAPSLOCKON]

p00patr00pa lol! "be brave horses asses!" yeah he needs some love since he was patched out :D

[@funnemanboy]

Yuri Addict #loveswearguy

[@gamerboyyoutuber889]

????.

[@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username]

p00patr00pa WE DON'T DIE TODAY YOU BITCHES

[@NoNoNoNoNo78567]

Be brave mother fuckers

[@Jackson-fs9wq]

HERE COMES A GIANT RAT, HE IS ROLLING DOWN

[@yyzx_6668]

I'm rewatching these after the live action rumble.

[@RoyJrthe2nd]

I just broke a pencil in half cause of this.

[@Emidretrauqe]

Racist.

[@RoyJrthe2nd]

Emidretrauqe I cri q.q

[@gaabrrable]

Little Pootis poot poot

[@RoyJrthe2nd]

BlackDEmonWolf 2 Pootis

[@gaabrrable]

Little Pootis yay super poot bros

[@ashley_bl2]

GABE NEWELL WAS SO CLOSE TO WINNING JERMA RUMBLE *3*!

[@buddyisbored2355]

Maybe some day...

[@chillager3599]

Thats exactly why. Gaben cant count to 3

[@rexofired]

So true there can never be a 3'of anything valve makes

[@ElliotTPham]

+ Very Doge LOL!!!

[@bearmanjon_bmj]

. .. ... Oh my God...

[@Left4C]

I WANT to see Captain Cork Corkula in the Jerma Rumble 4.

[@markbravaco2912]

Yes i agree!!!

[@Lestweforgot]

Like inside of the butt plugged ass of a dog's chocolate milk

[@258thHiGuy]

+Lorem Ipsum 0 to 100 real quick

[@JaggerIsBurritos]

Well, too late for that now.

[@kekleon10]

WITNESS

[@dominichekashia105]

Maaan, I had faith in Gabe Newell and everything. I swear, he's either going to win or become one of the Rumble's biggest washed-up would-bes trying. Ben Franklin is gone, though? And Demon Lord Xeraxos just killed Grampa and Count Chocula? I'm running out of Rumblers to root for. ...Except for Mr. Sneakman. Sneakman is a true hero.

[@Fire33233]

most likely grandpa is going to annoy Zeraxos so much he brings him back to life

[@schaumerrikk9859]

Mr. Sneakman is a true savior to humanity. And we will always root for Gabe Newell in our hearts, and in our minds. I just hope that we don't have to be forced cheer for Bat-Boy (like if it's a match against him or an even shittier character).

[@StarshadowMelody]

schaumer Rikk I legit was cheering for Bat Boy. Legit.

[@TheTheThe_]

This is Jerma rumble *_3_* Gabe can't do anything with the number 3 in it.

[@FAAYYUUL]

I ACTUALLY HAD HOPE FOR GABE TO WIN FUCK

[@Trollingtonsrus]

well someone wants attention here

[@dylanalaniz6059]

Me too

[@CutestPookie]

Andrew Quach Get. The. Fuck. Out. Gabe Newell is love, Gabe Newell is life.

[@ghost.patrols]

Andrew Quach *takes bait* FUCK YOU! GABE NEWELL CURED MY CANCER!

[@BierBart12]

Andrew Quach Gabe Newell's smile is the cure for spilled milk at a foggy park in the afternoon.

[@TheMgborn]

Who else thought count chocula was Merasmus?

[@avaragewarman7985]

Me too, I hope he is in the next jerma rumble tho XD

[@user-tj5xp5eo4f]

+Anthony G goddamnit nolan

[@datsquishyfello]

god i hate the pencil so much

[@Tplaysgames360]

Jerma rumble 3 great way to end the year happy new year to all

[@XxRadEvanxX]

Tplaysgames360 Just so you know you can edit your own comments using the arrow in the upper right corner of them.

[@Tplaysgames360]

LiquidFlight Eater Of Worlds thanks I didn't know that

[@ProStateExaminer]

Happy New Year Jerms, my first party is behind me, I'm destroyed, second party is waiting for me tomorrow. Lel.

[@crosswire40]

Count Chocula would have totally won if he hadn't been burned alive by Lord Zeraxos.

[@cargo-games]

count chocula will always be the winner in my heart

[@crosswire40]

Carter Adams He'll be the winner in all our hearts as long as we remember him. Unlike that fat piece of shit BooBerry. His cereal was terrible, at least Chocula had chocolate.

[@GeminiMayhem]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THE STUPID PENCIL MAN WON DAMMIT. I was honestly expecting a FNAF character, but this was the best way to end a year. Can't wait for Jerma Rumble 4/Jermania 2015

[@Arrow7o7heFace1337]

***** DAS RIGHT

[@sentientblender]

Good grief, recreating any of the animatronics in WWE would look scarier than the originals. Now I really want to see that.

[@JROD51912]

***** Ooh, edgy

[@badantiherochato]

TofuTomfoolery Nah, edgy would be me saying that 9/11 was a necessity.

[@XXinsertfunnynameXX]

TofuTomfoolery that comment wasn't edgy, that game is edgy, not to mention it fucking sucks and it's fanbase are the worst autists on fucking earth

[@FlexCloud]

Candyman or Gabe Newell deserved that championship belt.

[@Lksupasteien]

No, Count Chocula did. He was on fire.

[@moustache5557]

That's how he lost too

[@Lksupasteien]

It was a joke.

[@bobdole5470]

+No Are you kidding???......Bat boy was the true champ (jk)

[@Lksupasteien]

+bob dole Clearly it was supposed to be Spaceman Star

[@edstravagantentertainment5259]

I will forever hate pencils from now on.

[@rain6493]

The Pencil is a legend. He is tons better than Gabe Newell!

[@edstravagantentertainment5259]

I refuse to listen to this blasphemy.

[@Ajgonefishin]

To this day, people will remember the Zaraxos Tyrade of rumble '3.

[@PurpleTurtle-t4q]

this is the best anime I've ever seen

[@austinprince2109]

Still hands down one the best videos of all time on KZbin

[@Jackson-fs9wq]

Anybody coming from JERMA live?

[@zacharymcginnes1866]

yup. when was grandpa slammed into hell?

[@thecoolmovieguy]

+Dr. Zam 2:00

[@goblinzits]

Yes, but only to rewatch this for the 3rd or 4th time.

[@thegamingwolf371]

wait a minute, sonic dies in this jerma rumble so how the fuck is he in the live action?

[@LargeToastie]

+The Gaming Wolf Sonic lives in Hell,he can go to and from Hell whenever he wants

[@llirik360]

I know it's a longshot, but if the Jerma Rumble could somehow make it into Rustlemania that would be the best.

[@DingusJoe64]

llirik360 It would be cool if Jerma got the the Zaibatsu's WWE created characters to crash the next rumble. It would be even cooler if he managed to get the Zaibatsu to actually voice the characters during the video as well, but that's just wishful thinking.

[@jackal2244]

JWF Invasion of the zaibatsu

[@stripesafterdeath]

0:38-0:47 Benjamin Franklin (N/A) 0:48-0:58 Martin Van Buren (N/A) 0:59-1:08 Elvis Presley (N/A) 1:09-1:19 30's Milkman (N/A) 1:20-1:34 Byeah #4,602 (N/A) 1:35-2:06 Grandpa (National Anthem) 1:47-3:37 Demon Lord Zeraxos (2 - Grandpa, Sonic the Hedgehog) 2:13-2:52 Sonic the Hedgehog (0) 2:59-6:30 Turtimos the Adolescent Warrior (0) 3:51-7:55 Frank Pizza (0) 4:48-15:05 Count Chocula (5 - Turtimos the Adolescent Warrior, Frank Pizza, Glue Man, Earthworm Jim, A Giant Rat) 5:49-9:37 Glue Man (0) 6:50-9:29 Dick Dastardly (Richard) (0) 8:00-15:00 Candyman ( - Dick Dastardly, 9:00-10:56 A Giant Rat (1 - Glue Man) 9:56-10:34 Earthworm Jim (0) 10:58-14:55 The Mime (0) 11:43-14:37 Demon Lord Zeraxos (Commentator) 11:57-14:46 Slim Jim Guy (0) 12:59-19:53 Miserable Mikey (1 - Pac-Man) 13:58-17:57 The Egg (0) 14:38-15:50 Demon Lord Zeraxos (4 - Slim Jim Guy, The Mime, Candyman, Count Chocula) 15:23-15:50 Mr. Sneak Man (1 - Demon Lord Zeraxos) 15:57-23:36 Bat Boy (1 - The Egg) 17:08-18:47 Pac-Man (0) 18:14-28:09 The Pencil (2 - Miserable Mikey, Gabe Newell) 19:24-21:42 Jerma (0) 20:41-27:33 Gabe Newell (3 - Jerma, Sonny, Byeah #846, Tony the Tiger) 21:49-25:20 Byeah #846 (0) 22:50-24:49 Sonny (1 - Bat Boy) 24:00-26:01 Tony the Tiger (0) Jerma Rumble 3 Champion: The Pencil (2) Most Eliminations: Demon Lord Zeraxos (6) Most Eliminations (Real Competitor): Count Chocula (5) Longest Survivor: Count Chocula (10 minutes, 17 seconds) Quickest Out: Mr. Sneak Man (27 seconds) Quickest Out (Real Competitor): Earthworm Jim (38 seconds)

[@wawayalert]

you have gone unappreciated for too long friend

[@joshm3360]

WHEN THE GIANT RAT ROLLED IN LMAO I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@carpet163]

It took me until now to realize Frank Pizza was never a real person. Jerma has gaslighted me for 8 years.

[@OmniND]

Mr. Sneak Man being the hero that we needed.

[@fortuys7754]

the pencil won the rumble , gabe newell won our hearts

[@Screenments]

We Should start a petition to have Jerma as an actual Wrestling commentator

[@selfishsleep]

Man, what a way to conclude a year, thanks Jerma.

[@selfishsleep]

TheGio765 ye boi :^)

[@marmiteghost]

i just like to imagine jerma laughing his ass off to himself creating these characters

[@TheFlyboy512]

Final five: I'm thinking Gabe should win, or even Tony. Even Sonny! At least the byeah... Just not the Pencil. Son of a bitch...

[@StarshadowMelody]

I wanted Bat Boy to win so hard.

[@bodybagwilliams4054]

Hawkpath1337 As long as it wasnt Bat Boy or The Egg I was cool with whatever... though I was secretly rooting for Glue Man

[@StarshadowMelody]

Body Bag I hold no shame in rooting for Bat Boy. But I'm ALWAYS one to root for the underdog.

[@DylanBelievesInTheNet]

GABE NEWELL GOT FUCKING ROBBED

[@StarshadowMelody]

***** No, BAT BOY got robbed.

[@BelfryHex]

it's almost been 10 years... I officially feel old

[@bear5782]

'Wtf egg!?' Lol egg just needs more screen time

[@supernintendofan778]

My Jerma Rumble character Wishlist: Eric Forman Wizard Jerma (Book of spells) Double Action Boogaloo Guy Lucky Charms Leprechaun Bender The Robot Ster_ (Star_'s Final Form) Gabe Newell (He needs to win) Gorbo Grandmaster Grandma Byeah #420 (He can be totally wasted, like sonic in this episode) The Gerbil Quest Gerbil Shrek The Pen A Neckbeard Guy William Wallace Jerma's Evil Twin Brother, Jeremy A fat ass pikachu Isaac Little Mac Master Chef (Master Chief/Chef) Luigi And most importantly, Sanic Reply to this comment with your own Jerma Rumble Wishlist! We can amass a giant amount of characters!

[@deandingus7160]

The cat from rat movie.

[@nathanielstanford3115]

The guy from Citizen Burger Disorder, Joe Biden, and a frog from Frogs in the Park

[@peterv367]

The pyroshark

[@grungs]

I'd like to see another original Jerma character

[@derpasaurus114]

what about his old bones

[@yung_sirloin]

you love it when a commentator admits they were wrong about bat boy #respect

[@austincarver7025]

Thank you Mr. SneakMan, your sacrifice will not be forgotten.