Jerma's Apple Juice Incident

jerma gluttony knows no bounds, it's even affecting his significant other, what a monster
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[@aaronruinslives]

Jerma just blacks out and does stuff and then conscious Jerma has to fix all his mistakes

[@NONE.Dragon]

Yeah, like that Rick and Morty episode

[@themafiaman7554]

another example of doctor jerma and mister green

[@milliezinthereal6741]

dr jekyll and mr jerma

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Expect conscious jerma is worse and makes it worse

[@RedRocky54]

That's basically just what living with ADHD is like

[@sar_ptolemy]

i cannot imagine being the human being that has to live with jerma as a child

[@SLYCoopaEatsChicken]

God fr. He was definitely one of those boys that was just off the fucking walls all the time lmao

[@keixsy]

or now as an adult {holly}

[@Berlinwood27]

They're dead by now

[@splendidsimp]

I was just like how Jerma was as a kid and oh my god my family *hated* my guts whenever i ate nearly all of the ice cream bars (thought about it for a sec and its probably an adhd thing tbh)

[@Skartak]

​@@splendidsimp that (non-existing) adhd impulse control.

[@gnarly.bulblax]

Jerma COULD NOT be a pizza delivery person

[@schlorping5156]

his hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon

[@felsics9441]

his hungry ass could NOT deliver pizzas

[@seancox736]

dudes gonna pull a richard watterson

[@TheOnePrinceMeatball]

@@seancox736No one will ever notice, its seamless.

[@pablopereyra7126]

@@felsics9441 his hungry ass could NOT be a brain surgeon 💀

[@keaton5101]

im glad his girlfriend thought that him buying a gift specifically for her and then being unable to stop himself from consuming it was "so funny". like i'm glad he has a partner who appreciates him. LITERALLY "i made you a cookie but i eated it"

[@jeremywaygay]

right 😭😭😭 honestly it's incredibly endearing and holly is so right for that

[@dfsdhjk4780]

It's funny until he buys her jewellery or something.

[@tb4076]

If it's small enough it'll just pass through the other end anyway, and she'll be none the wiser

[@pj-wille]

@@dfsdhjk4780 "I'm sorry...they...they looked like really shiny gushers..."

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@dfsdhjk4780be kinda strange for him to eat jewelry

[@CrystalJupiter]

I love hearing bits about jermas life; his family, his relationship….because every bit of it sounds just as unhinged as his stream persona.

[@Kazuhira2249]

he is like a cartoon character

[@nutzeeber]

Least obsessed jeram fan

[@sazo1st]

@@nutzeeber jeram

[@WitchyLadyLily]

If there's one thing I could ask holly, it would be if dating him is what you'd think

[@kai_fatallysapphic]

everyone's family life sounds unhinged without context, if I were to talk about my family anecdotes I would sound 10x as unhinged as Jerma cuz my family is genuinely weird

[@aealain00]

I found it so funny that during his April Fools stream, Jerma was going on about how temperance was this incredible virtue and then just two weeks later shares how he's historically done the most gluttonous shit imaginable

[@Fuckinlazyeye]

He admires it because he knows he doesn't have it 😂

[@ridenberg]

Chastity 🙏

[@roman11777]

Did he ever tell you about the time he ate a whole sleeve of Oreos and then threw up in his mother's bed?

[@captainanon6849]

@@roman11777 That literally sounds like something my puppy would do.

[@roman11777]

@@captainanon6849 I'm pretty sure he was in college when he did it.

[@phoebeaurum7113]

When Jerma talked about his brother lobbing baseballs at him it sounded like unreasonable abuse. Now we understand the context. Imagine having to share something with someone and that person uses it all up all the time.

[@Scouts__369]

Wait his brother threw baseballs at him? 😭

[@steamedrice97]

​@@Scouts__369 They made sure Jerma had like DIY protective gear that they just scrounged together before he started lobbing baseballs but yeah

[@Scouts__369]

@@steamedrice97do y’all know where he talked about this? I gotta see this

[@HerOwnKnife]

​​@@Scouts__369 it was on the power wash simulator stream, i dont know the exact time code but i think it was when he was cleaning a backyard

[@jamesmccomb9525]

​@@HerOwnKnife I just wanna point out how wicked crazy it is that we all collectively remember that moment.

[@ian3821]

ah yes the mythical “jerma’s brother”

[@richefortgaming]

This incident lead to the dreaded "Dave Tax" where a young Jeremy would have to pay his older brother three Snickers Ice Creams for each time assistance was given in a video game level.

[@eoghancronin2736]

Dave Elbertson, I heard he's really good at video games.

[@Zepimo123]

He's really good at Mario sunshine

[@apehawk]

Yeah, Junko Elbertson

[@BierBart12]

I imagine Jerma's brother is just one of his many clones that he decided not to kill

[@McDoubleFunny]

I think Jerma actually has an extreme case of a lack of object permanence

[@leonmeekel5486]

He cant leave something in the fridge because he thinks it will dissapear and doesn't want it to go to waist

[@_MimiTsuki_]

This is probably another reason why he hates ovens, can’t see food so it must be gone sadge

[@TurbopropPuppy]

@@leonmeekel5486 it goes to his waist alright

[@tnorki]

You mean the lack of object permanence?

[@deamooz9810]

@@leonmeekel5486 nice Freudian slip dude

[@orbcat1790]

actual creature.. insatiable gremlin.. he must be stopped

[@threegenders201]

Getting up to _mis-chief_

[@RealLenny]

@@threegenders201 this is no good

[@tactical_slime4608]

@@RealLenny The beast is demonic in nature

[@Jcred4]

Remember when he talked about his brother getting angry at him for using all the liquid soap in the shower? Jeremy was truly a resource hog as a kid.

[@RobotPilots]

He got his revenge by playing baseball with Jerma

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Put a baby game puzzle on the fridge door lock.

[@Nijht]

Literally just a small sliding tile puzzle. He'll never get it.

[@cyber_xiii3786]

Then he’ll starve to death if he’s home alone

[@PointsofData]

I would like everyone to know I googled "Pico picture puzzle", trying to find that puzzle game Jerma played once, and I instead found a puzzle called "I Love Killington-Pico". I believe this is an omen.

[@DarkSnideoftheRainbow]

@@cyber_xiii3786 If it comes down to it he can always turn the stream on with clickmaps and have chat solve it for him

[@cyber_xiii3786]

@@DarkSnideoftheRainbow are you SURE he wouldn't have died of starvation before chat figures it out? Think of the humongous start of the stream and "making tea" breaks

[@wynterluvsu5018]

"IM SO SORRY, IT WAS JUST TOO DELICIOUS" is such a jerma thing to say in real life

[@Leto_0]

Aa he drinks the juice from a giant meat grinder

[@Se7enRemain]

Aaahaaa the French wine is just too delicious

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Holly is one of the best things that's ever happened to this channel. Having a chat member on the inside has been nothing but comedy gold

[@ree3762]

Exactly!

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Kate NL situation

[@batofdestiny7801]

She is the OneGal

[@kakoosh3759]

Not to mention her laughing in the background of clips makes them at least twice as funny lmao

[@domesticcat1725]

​@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625who's kate

[@iatenailsforbreakfast8209]

I genuinely love how jerma's face lights up whenever he's talking about holly. he always gets so enthusiastic and happy

[@za_crispy]

I can't believe this zsycho is capable of feeling love.

[@AltName7]

The video topic has me imagining your username in the context of gluttony instead of hardcore activities, and it's so funny. I'm imagining Jerma glancing across the kitchen during breakfast and seeing a box of nails meant for a birdhouse or something on the counter, and eventually giving in to his urges to eat it like Spongebob's "I NEED it".

[@CBman11037]

​@@za_crispyIts the one perdon in this world who he won't put in his meat grinder

[@blueberrybeyblade]

jerma is genuinely the type of guy to smell a delicious pie on a windowsill and float on the fumes towards it

[@itschudobs]

The idea of anybody chugging kefir and chasing it with apple juice is so fucked

[@brazilian_oak]

It's Jerma, what did you expect

[@bigmoneyswager]

yogurt and tangy juice just doesnt sound good

[@kingcrimson4133]

he likes the feeling of how it curdles in his stomach

[@matthall7359]

I’ve done weird shit like this yeah it’s weird as fuck but when you do it it’s like having yoghurt with a fruit jam, it’s not as horrible as it sounds

[@heathenised]

peak adhd: "ooo im gonna have a treat", immediately after forgetting you had a treat already, only to end up on the toilet while the two treats start a full on war inside of you, of which you are the only victim.

[@Cheldeo]

Turns out jerma has an hour glass figure with an apple juice belly

[@magentadolphin]

Ooo lala 😍

[@ketomine.]

his stomach definitely makes slosh sounds

[@hopefullyhelping6664]

like a honeypot ant

[@SLYCoopaEatsChicken]

The thumbnail with “Jermas Girlfriend” in huge red glowing writing is so fucking funny

[@crackedemerald4930]

Why's it in drake and josh font too

[@brycerodriguez244]

@@crackedemerald4930 Drake? Where’s the apple juice?

[@LifeBulb]

@@brycerodriguez244 I put right there, see. I placed it in a glass bottle.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@LifeBulbreally is the same he closes the juice back up thinking it's full again goldfish brain

[@heathenised]

holly's even more powerful than jerma

[@Dorf274]

This is hilarious to me because I realised he is literally the guy from adverts that hides in the bathroom eating/drinking the totally delicious product while the family bangs on the door.

[@user-lh7mt7zo7l]

"IM SORRY IT'S TOO DELICIOUS" is something that'd be in one of those adverts

[@AYVYN]

In this case, the family isn’t even his family, he just broke into a house and started eating all the food

[@waffleduck1573]

This is only a problem if you don't have much money. At this point, Jerma is loaded, so he can buy and eat and drink whatever and however much of it he wants. Like alcohol. He drinks SO much of that. Then he comes on camera and lunges at us angrily. I really hope he gets help soon.

[@azzypoo]

he only makes money from ads, all his sub money goes to buying apple juice and baseballs (his baseballs keep mysteriously disappearing)

[@NotASummoner]

@@azzypoo As Jerma's personal surgeon I would love to tell you where those baseballs disappear to but sadly I can't due to doctor-patient confidentiality. Let's just say I constantly have my arms full dealing with Jerma.

[@ShuckleII]

I like how this comment progressively gets less trustworthy and more silly

[@blakewhite3131]

I love that jerma also has the same weird niches his community does like damn of course he knows the lock picking lawyer

[@bostonian4650]

Just wait till he discovers homestuck

[@maryfreegirl2029]

i expect him to know anything that makes brain go ooga booga at this point

[@lampshade6579]

Jerma has talked about how he watches a ridiculous amount of media. People don't know cuz he doesn't talk about it much. But when he went to streamer awards he was basically familiar with all the streamers there and there content, even the smaller ones that average about 1k viewers. And he also watches a bunch of random niece KZbinrs like lock picking lawyer. I'm also convinced he legitimately listens to Miku now, cuz when he's chilling you can hear him faintly hum songs some times. But no on else has realized this and it drives me nuts.

[@eiden7289]

as expected from a community made up of the highest density of neuro-divergent people anywhere

[@blakewhite3131]

@@eiden7289 real, we do all be nd

[@Champiness]

The person in chat at 2:28 just typing “SINNER” makes me feel, as I intermittently do, like Jerma is being broadcasted and observed for some ulterior purpose we’re mere background extras for and we just got a peek behind the veil

[@jermarule34]

Someone also screamed repent earlier

[@doongi2001]

As someone with adhd, there are times when I can really relate to jerma even when he’s talking about the craziest shit, like for example this is a lack of self control thing, lack of impulse control, a symptom of adhd

[@rhysb2209]

im not joking jerma is genuinely the reason why i was assessed for and diagnosed with ADHD. simply because i was like why the fuck is this guy just ME why the fuck do i act so much like Jerma

[@brontebell7748]

I was going to say this is peak adhd activity.

[@callmefox630]

@@rhysb2209 I'd imagine you'd get diagnosed and the Psychiatrist went "Yeah, the results say that you have... Jerma Disease."

[@corvusgaming2379]

TRUEEE

[@cringesuperhell]

REAL

[@fuckthevoid]

4:44 "put a Resident Evil puzzle on it" LMFAOOOOOO

[@Wignut]

I bought you an Apple Juice But I dranked it

[@mylam658]

my condolences go to the brother for having to put up with this atrocity

[@AgeOfSynn]

Jerma is a growing entity, he needs his sippy cup filled with apple juice if he's going to destroy the multiverse someday.

[@ShuckleII]

This is my new delusion. Please make it happen. I would love it if Jerma destroyed the multiverse.

[@yasyadefen1135]

"I just like... love food" Desperately trying to pass as a human

[@kaesiegril9987]

That was such a perfect Lockpicking Lawyer voice.

[@jonelervorths4110]

Ikr, Jerma occassionally experieces these strokes of genuis. In my mind, some of his funniest jokes comes from this ability of his. Also pretty SUS.

[@roxkazma4844]

He has such a lil brother energy omg I finally understand the "Jerma is my spirit animal" crowd

[@Amick2003]

Cringe

[@popsicIes]

@@Amick2003 im going to devour you

[@Amick2003]

@@popsicIes this is exactly what I mean

[@popsicIes]

@@Amick2003 sir you are going to be Cannabalized and Broken Down into Little Bits

[@Leto_0]

​@@Amick2003 more like grade 8 dawg

[@googleygareth]

It's easy, just put any food items you don't want him to get behind a resident evil puzzle lock. He'll never get in.

[@junezdollhouse]

I ALWAYS knew jerma was the youngest child in his family as a youngest child myself because in no universe does an older sibling act like this. youngest children are always deeply unhinged.

[@jonelervorths4110]

Yeah I knew he was a younger sibling like myself, from the first stream I watched. Something about his ability to constantly be on the edge between tellinng a story and telling the truth.

[@genderender]

so right, i was the unhinged youngest child

[@korodollie]

as the youngest child, I'm unhinged as well

[@ShadowFear71]

I fell asleep watching him and woke up to Jerma making bear sounds and I was scared and thirsty

[@MouldMadeMind]

😏

[@PointsofData]

What kind of thirsty? Very important context

[@habratss]

​@@PointsofData Move along,

[@gabriellarena2256]

Thirsty for apple juice, of course

[@LazurBeemz]

"this mf does not have Temperance"

[@jonelervorths4110]

Welp, it seems Benjamin Franklin will have some company in hell...

[@orbcat1790]

milk voice at 2:30

[@jephesoj31]

Thank you for the warning

[@LordVader1094]

I love the chat that went by of "GREED CHILD" Sounds like a Soulsborne boss lmao

[@superlagbro192]

GREED CHILD ELBERTSON

[@Cthulhubot]

4:24 Same energy as the guy whose girlfriend complained about him drinking her water at night despite him not remembering, so they set up a microphone and caught him noisily slurping it down and going "oh yeah that's good stuff" at 3 in the morning

[@WeaselOnaStick]

Can we just talk about how good that bear's impression of jerma is

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Byeah bear

[@polybbiuss]

he's like the "i made you a cookie but i eated it" image

[@soulguibo]

As weird as this sounds I just keep forgetting that Jerma has a family

[@TheBrimmyRat]

“Family” is a strong word. The best word for it is “researchers” or “containment unit doctors”

[@Leto_0]

Legit was in the shower yesterday and realized I don't actually know if Jeremy Elbertson is his real name or just a joke name

[@junezdollhouse]

@@Leto_0its a joke name/psuedonym, elbertson isnt an actual documented last name he just made that shit up

[@Cymclyt]

​@@junezdollhouse Wait FR?

[@junezdollhouse]

@@Cymclyt yeah LOLL he just made up the last name entirely, his real name is out there online but he doesnt like it used for memes

[@theonetheycallpercules7384]

He eats them all because it makes him feel human

[@lokai765]

I LOVE HOW HIS SOLUTION IS "NOW I GET DOUBLE" INSTEAD OF JUST NOT DRINKING THE WHOLE FUCKING THING

[@corvusgaming2379]

one for him, one for her.

[@clownmeown3739]

Idk who said "Gluttonous Gary" but ever since I saw this clip for the first time it's haunted me I think about it all the time. I'll be grabbing a pack of noodles and eating them raw like Finn from Adventure Time at 11pm and there will be a voice in the back of my mind that whispers "you're being such a Gluttonous Gary right now. What's you're issue. Just cook them it takes less then 10 minutes Gary"

[@existereOracle]

the funniest thing about jerma is that it is literally impossible to find any legitimate information on him. even something as simple as who the hell his brother is, all that shows up is about Junko and William Dafoe

[@goom4689]

What makes this funny is that you can find info about pretty much anyone that isn't a minor, google your full name or someone you know's and you can probably find it.

[@coroner2141]

that's normal. you shouldn't be able to stalk people.

[@ComplexMotivations]

Why are you looking up his brother? That’s pretty creepy dude. How is looking up someone’s personal information about their brother something simple to you? That’s a really weird thing to say

[@brazilian_oak]

Why are you guys berating OP when he was just making a damn joke I get trying to set boundaries and telling people to respect them, but this is blatantly just a joke

[@SoothingAqua]

@@coroner2141 but, it’s okay for Jerma to stalk me in the middle night while eating his snickers and drinking his snusk juice?!😥😥

[@fairykore]

he's literally just like my dad

[@Stak0]

i wish he was my dad.

[@Stak0]

wait no i don't

[@samf9693]

Coincidence?

[@bubblemage]

@@Stak0 you don't? weak

[@manfredstorm7599]

@@Stak0 how about him being your daddy?

[@shiddingfarting2675]

Silly internet streamer delves into the endless pits of gluttony. Gallons of apple juice, mountains of ice cream snickers, a whole sleeve of Oreos thrown up upon his mother’s bed. None could satiate his appetite.

[@Ozone946]

shout out to the chatter who wrote "Temperance". You truly are a god-graced warrior

[@MMedic23]

Never in my life of over 985 years I've ever heard someone refer to "kefir" as "yoghurt champagne"

[@Fanchus]

I like the chatter who said "CATHOLIC GUILT", because I relate to that SO MUCH, being raised in a super conservative Catholic home

[@AYVYN]

Thou shalt not eat all the Snickers Ice Cream bars

[@Fanchus]

@nigeladams5723 Hell yeah brother!

[@Aburaishi]

I fucking love the idea of Jerma getting trailcam footage of himself ransacking his own goddamn fridge like he's possessed by a fucking wendigo or something

[@ZorroLocoStudios]

I think this is his actual funniest story, it's insane to me lmao

[@Odyanii]

The noise I made when he said "This has only happened TWICE"

[@theverdantfern]

He's SO REAL. Literally just like me. I used to go through those glass bottles of Martinelli's every few days. I try not to buy it as often anymore cuz it's dangerous.

[@PointsofData]

Yeah he's so real sometimes that I forget he's just a picture on my screen haha technology is crazy

[@theverdantfern]

@@PointsofData whoever did his character design & art is truly a pro. And the coding? It’s almost like watching a real person experience life.

[@archbishopofthecrusades9579]

​@Avery eh I feel like they jump the shark sometimes with his writing

[@jakeownsbey9858]

2:20 "Who is Holly? Is she your caretaker?" Lol

[@mibber121]

OK BUT HIS LOCKPICKING LAWYER IMPRESSION WAS SPOT ON

[@berkeleyisonline160]

he is such a youngest sibling

[@Level99Chickens]

Actual cereal mascot behavior

[@spec7441]

How the fuck did he segue from snickers ice cream to kefir

[@sean_r]

thank you chatter at 3:49 who said "COMMERCIAL PLOT"

[@TAGG16]

I genuinely used to do the same thing as a kid, I can't explain it. It's like there's so much dopamine you get from eating something you enjoy at once that you have to have more. Jerma is irl Cookie Monster and I think that's so funny. 😭

[@GippyHappy]

Jerma is literally living in a commercial. He gets some martinnellis for his beloved but before she can even have a sip he drinks the entire thing

[@grmpf]

Jerma is the best because he's funny intentionally, unintentionally, and semi-intentionally.

[@MrStraightGrizzly]

Goddamn he just rattles off bits like their nothing

[@FecketJ]

Holy shit that Lockpicking lawyer bit killed me

[@Scouts__369]

Actual gremlin

[@exhaleinhale999]

4:06 'THE BEAST IS INSATIABLE' is the best one imo

[@NongEyeGong]

the +2 LPL impression at the end was 👌

[@flybot98]

0:50 actual dog behavior

[@kingjulian420]

Brooo

[@xCharzy]

At 1:05 someone said: “That’s why he threw baseballs at you.”

[@robertism215]

jerma would chase after a cookie on a string

[@citrus-eater]

Holly saying “this checks out” when he was talking about the snickers ice cream bar got me cackling

[@SharkUsingaComputer]

his hungry ass could NOT work as an embalmer 😂🤣

[@LifeBulb]

To be fair with Jerma, _Martinelli’s_ apple juices are really tasty and drinking more than one is something I can totally relate. On the off-hand, Jerma just needs to learn a bit more self-control, both mentally and physically for his psychotic behavior in devouring hundreds bottles of _Martinelli’s_ apple juice in one sitting.

[@misterbaman]

This is pretty much the scenario from that ancient "I made you a cookie but I eated it" image. This man is such a cartoon character.

[@Webberjo]

Jerma reminds me of my brother. Any time our mom brought home Pop-tarts or Toaster Strudels, he'd eat _all_ of them _that_ day. He was like a dog, eating everything out of worry that someone else might eat it before him.

[@shanemcnelis2667]

The snickers story really makes the oreo story make more sense. Jerm's sweet tooth is ravenous.

[@strangebirb1565]

I just imagine his eyes glazing over and him just drinking all in one continuous chug, only to come to and see that he's done it again.

[@thebleachbartender1312]

Jerma having a Moon Knight blackout moment when in proximity to yummy sweets is hilarious. He's an actual looney Toons cartoon character.

[@crackedemerald4930]

HE'S NOT HIM WHEN HE'S HUNGRY

[@billieeisenhower406]

Stop eating. ALL THE SNICKERS ICE CREAM BARS.

[@jacobjeleniewski8694]

i saw this live and im so glad you got chat because chat going GLUTTONY GARY YOURE SUCH A GLUTTON was amazing

[@fobo3361]

Jerma storys are genuinely the best, like no joke, i fucking LOVE his story telling an unconditional amount

[@Volejr]

the greedy consumer

[@apple-de8tx]

He becomes the shark in finding Nemo when he sees juice

[@joeyjojos5839]

this is such younger sibling behavior 😭

[@erinmeyers-t9w]

my older sister does this 😭 it has been 8654 days since i've drank more than a few sips of juice in this household. can't have shit!!😭

[@LUNE.44]

That Lovkpickinglawyer impression was spot on

[@colorgorenbigteeth3437]

This is me but with shredded cheeses, I’ll get up to pee in the middle of the night and my groggy brain tempts me to eat any shredded cheese in the house.

[@skellybrown]

this is worryingly relatable

[@crowyo9137]

This is one of the funniest jerma clips I've seen in so long, my face hurts from laughing

[@Stak0]

985 Crimes against humanity.

[@DaRealChimpy]

Glutton Gary

[@noidontthinkiwill]

It feels like I'm living in the twilight zone right now, cause I swear I've myself been the perpetrator in my own Apple juice incident... the shame in indescribable...

[@punkandkittens13]

2:26 it really did sound like he was getting emotional

[@Blackrain7070]

His hesitant "yyyeeeaaahhh" is still cute

[@beanman395]

I love that Jerma becomes the secret byeah at 3am meant to raid the fridge

[@big_man_on_the_scene]

"it was too delicious" is legit an actual homer simpson moment

[@emprox1]

The lockpicking lawyer bit at the end made me laugh so hard i cried

[@vikas_room]

3:17 homestuck jumpscare

[@offcialaa2progamr]

really brave of him to admit something so personal on stream, hope he recovers soon