Jerma's Downfall - Jerma Plays Streamer Life Simulator (Long Edit)

Part time waiter Zerma tries to resist the urge to gamble, after selling his toilet to pay off an electicity bill
Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985
#Jerma985 #jerma

[@-Mopo]

The origin stream of 'zerking off', we stand upon hallowed ground

[@dan_loeb]

zerma zerkin off to zorn on ztream

[@junksomnia]

@@dan_loeb zerma shows his zenis and starts zerkin off to zorn on ztream

[@Electric0eye]

No blood can be shed in this holy place.

[@vinceb8123]

Why is there a Zenis on my wall?!

[@solarctic]

timestamp pls

[@jordynensor2081]

all hail the jerma long editors 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

[@RICKISUGLY]

My fav genre of youtuber

[@smooth4553]

Prosperity and long life for long editors

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

We must keep the meat grinder fed for their sustenance

[@Krakenheado7]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@TotalTuxedo]

Shoutout the Jerma long editors. Gotta be my favorite gender. 🙏

[@somedestinyfanyaknow3703]

i love how distopian this entire game is, the entire world outside of the city looks like S.T.A.L.K.E.R, the person you play as (at least in Jerma's hands) is bordering on dead and is in a constant battle of staying alive while satiating the words on the screen, and there looks to be a literal impact site, ground zero in the centre of the map.

[@__Al_Ex__]

There’s designated buildings for a restaurant & a strip club, but the closest thing to a hospital is a drug dealer’s shack on the outskirts of the city.

[@EveliaInfinity]

this is exactly what the first mad max movie is like

[@4rumani]

eastern europe

[@fryingpanem]

In a time of hardship, Zerma has revealed he would quickly become a fat fetishist asmr streamer

[@princeCustos324]

"You guys ready? This is want you want!" *Shakes stomach to California dreaming*

[@vinceb8123]

Hello? Fat fetish artist? Yeah i'd like a commission (maniacal joker cackling)

[@IamGarbo_]

Jerma is pyrocynical confirmed????

[@-pinlo-]

zyrozynical

[@dan_loeb]

zerma walks up to a drug dealer, asks if he can use his bathroom, then cosumes a can of beans in front of him. incredible.

[@jeremytitus9519]

Typical Boston behaviour

[@NoahtheEpicGuy]

his IRL streams have been crazy lately

[@dylansickinger545]

Oh you mean in the game

[@Official_Arion]

jerma questioning why he's entertaining a fake audience while ACTUALLY LIVE is INCREDIBLE

[@ChewyTwee]

Crazy that he’s naked for this whole thing

[@accelerator8929]

"I need to buy food expensive food" *INSTANTLY goes to throw all of his money into blackjack*

[@wowmomlonesome5649]

It's also kind of beautiful how Jerma get's SO immersed, to the point where he even says the FAKE stream "feels like a real stream". Feels like some kind of commentary on how disconnected you have to be to stream; your fulltime job is putting on a PERSONA. The fake stream and the real stream are equally "real". (I am so fucking high.) He ends the stream when his fake stream ends. He plans out jokes for his fake stream in the exact same way he plans for his real streams.

[@Ianea]

shut up

[@CondemnedGuy]

Geez, just imagine being the delivery guy for the streamer in this game. You leave the food there, and you can see as a fucking goblin comes out, eats the food outside, and then runs back inside.

[@Hexarth]

like feeding a tarantula

[@giganticgnome]

im zerking off to this

[@FangBoots]

I thought your pfp was an emo skunk at first glance

[@elvisghostcaseoh]

zocking ur zick

[@Sammy38]

​@@FangBootsOmg I can see it 😭

[@chrono817]

Zooning and zedging

[@qubouls524]

i love how jerma is always in a constant state of panic

[@nen5441]

Because he knows the ball fondler is coming. Thats why he moves every month

[@kitten1122]

except while gambling!

[@vcr53wus]

the truck dumps and we feast again

[@mootness_]

straight slop

[@abbym6998]

Body dysmorphia simulator

[@cashmoneysolutionsltd]

i watch your uploads on 90000% speed, great edit just finished

[@jeremytitus9519]

Homie got neurostory electrodumped

[@Electric0eye]

what was your favorite part

[@Bearolus]

great edit just came

[@__Al_Ex__]

Viewer: I always look for such stream when I sleep Stream: *fat flopping noises*

[@mccaeanderson9002]

Jerma: I need to make money! Also Jerma but literally 30 seconds later: *Blows entire savings on BlackJack*

[@peepothefrog4331]

Go big or go home

[@pantsuslayer8631]

41:15 bro the idea of him using 0.5% of the screen to show the game and the rest it´s just waiting for donations it´s too funny

[@c1nnamodoll]

1:21:20 "..i didn't just do that, did i..? did i just click the fuckin button to turn the computer off with my toe. ........im gonna be so pissed o--"

[@themysteri0usstranger]

whats that from?

[@Malphas38th]

@@themysteri0usstrangera different stream, he accidentally tapped the off button on his computer with his toe. You can prolly find a video of it by looking up that quote

[@themysteri0usstranger]

@@Malphas38th you're right i just wish someone would answer with the stream name so i could see it because i was too lazy to look it up

[@GrimGearheart]

@@themysteri0usstranger kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKq4fKeGfreUa68

[@jacobfalardeau676]

32:30 in a rare moment of lucidity jerma realizes that we are all figments of his imagination who will vanish once he wakes up from his dream

[@Megaeanton]

If it's possible, could you start putting a "recorded/streamed on date x" in the description box? Anyway really glad you're editing these, thank you Mr.Dumptruck.

[@ForwardBias]

"You think I can take care of a dog right now? I have $100 in my bank account, and I'm about to die." *Proceeds to spend half his remaining cash on scratch cards*

[@Liam-co1bw]

54:37 the way he says wanker is so funny

[@hugesmjfan8073]

HAPPY 420! IM FUCKING ZOOTED!

[@altalt3667]

same broooooo

[@smooth4553]

LETS GOOOOO

[@jeremytitus9519]

i’m talking bonked and scronked and kettledrummed

[@jennareynolds1403]

I got purple weeeed 💜

[@elmod3138]

Monkas zmoking zeed

[@cesspooloflove]

34:38 I screamed along with jerma too WHY DID HE DO THAT

[@jerichoreee2605]

This is Jerma if he were a real streamer

[@PropaneWP]

A disturbing look into the mental back rooms of a streamer

[@AManWithAVoice]

Oh boy I'm the first one to partake in this holy union we call "The Dumptruckers"

[@ElSuperNova23]

Oh shit this is the origin of Zorn and Zerk

[@vinceb8123]

The best thing about Zorn is that it's literally german for rage 😂

[@spengithestrangeengie8474]

As much as I love jerma's highlight vids. But he cuts a good chunk of content out that is actually very interesting. And these long edits keep a good chunk of that in and also give you something to listen to.

[@leonesquel6761]

Yeah dude! I was really sad when zerma cut the whole fat flapping stream, so good the vod is still out there

[@botmushin8878]

Zerma prefers to poop where he sleeps and game where his toilet should be.

[@hopperdown811]

Amazing transition at 1:04:45, I truly believe everything afterwards is Jerma's demented dream

[@nicholasjayres]

Jerma should unironically do an ASMR stream, he makes so many funny noises that I think it would be a good bit

[@savannahcruz5041]

36:43 and the silence after had me DYING

[@KatrissaBallet]

happy 4/20 jermites

[@IamMentallyDisabled]

jesus christ this startled me. ive been watching REALLY old streams and i didnt realize this vid was posted today i was like WTF ITS 4/20 WHAT ARE THE ODDS oh

[@KatrissaBallet]

@@IamMentallyDisabled Zonked Moment

[@IamMentallyDisabled]

@@KatrissaBallet straight up i was on planet zerkan

[@sethr.c1065]

Jerma was making his living streaming making his living streaming making his living coding.

[@deadaccount03791]

50:30 "i lo- b- um- im big- em- im really into *pornography*"

[@Faith_L3S5-ZERO]

so this is where the zensorship starts

[@edwardv1255]

As a recovering gambling addict, it's scary how real it felt when he went to the horse racing, just manged to click out before betting it all, then going straight to the blackjack for the insta-broke. I also related heavily to him eating beans straight from the can with his bare hands and selling his toilet to buy pills.

[@carrotcake9111]

the rhythm tweezers sound for all the dialogue is killing me

[@playerchef]

Two viewers fight each other

[@lolzforlunch]

weirdly enough this is one of my favorite chill streams of his, thanks for the edit of it!

[@ColHogan-zg2pc]

Oh my god the ASMR and first blackjack bit with 82$ in his account was the hardest I've laughed in such a long while

[@michaelbrink721]

he acts like he didn't put stuff in the trunk

[@jonskillings1258]

8:41 "A keyboard was really preventing me from leaving the house?" *Stares directly into your soul*

[@slicendicetv]

17:00 why was the microphone in such a bigger box compared to the toilet 🤣🤣

[@jango7889]

Jerma was PEAK funny during this stream, absolutely PEAK

[@jermiahenjoyer]

Thanks for the long edit!

[@iTeachMyToast]

Jerma can’t drive without his Yankee Doodle CD playing

[@kalebwhite9212]

one of my fav streams 🙏

[@sonsofisstvan1675]

JUGGLES THE GREAT

[@MissJenniJinx]

Thanks I’ll take any excuse to rewatch the juggles bit

[@susrock1152]

it's almost like he's still here...

[@ech0lal1a]

thanks for the quality videos dumptruck

[@thebluesuit8239]

We’re only a minute in and I’m getting mogged by Jerma’s character 💀

[@Icecastles4000]

top 3 jerma stream easily

[@valartman2671]

The world spins thanks to all the jermditors 🙏🙏

[@HenrySkalitz1403]

One of the craziest character arc

[@bbgthoughts]

that is NOT what i expected “streamer simulator” to be

[@Spikedog777]

1:04:27 bossmanjack

[@aturchomicz821]

13:00 That really is just the actual "Royce Du Pont" grindset holy shit😭😭 Now I want a game made by the entrapranure people god damn it...

[@ratratratratratratratratrat69]

Thank you Skumptruck.

[@binky3D]

his behaviour in a simulator of his actual real life profession is so disturbing

[@user-pj9vw8ic3v]

This stream hit a little too close to home, sadge

[@HesterLeveret]

legendary ztream

[@wingedbeegoddess7392]

This stream was solid gold

[@kannon1610]

Mr. Green's streamer arc

[@polarfarina2726]

I caught this stream when it was live but missed the entire intro where he made a character so this is great for rewatching 👍‼️🤘

[@hoodeez]

this game would be more accurate if it had mic detection and the only way viewers stick around is if there's talking

[@AirBRUH]

the car sounds like old diesel engines from 3d era gta games

[@wowmomlonesome5649]

it's insane how this is not a "streamer simulator" but actually a really well-developed and super thorough representation of what's wrong with the US economic system.

[@frozybob]

Accurate zerma thumbnail

[@plutov7808]

HAHA YESSS MORE AWFUL LIVING SITUATION SIMS

[@breebs]

I LOVE YOU DUMPTRUCK

[@small-brain_loud-talker5155]

i pull out my brain and watch

[@potawatadingdong]

This is just a DarkSydePhil simulator.

[@mirabirazz]

i love you dumptruck

[@gustavogalvao6474]

53:58 WOW WOW WOW

[@DW-th4xi]

Ever since Jerma retired from being funny, all I have are these long edits

[@chipredacted]

31:05 Jerma realizing how accurate donations are in-game compared to real life

[@Kyle-ql9km]

I am fucking choking at the juggles bit, oh my fucking god xD the noises :`D

[@FloorManiac]

this one was a fun watch

[@lungse.2565]

I turn these on and them BAM! I'VE SLEPT FOR 4 HOURS ZAMN YOU PEOPLE

[@GreenShadow03]

by the end he has almost 1k toxicity haha

[@LiraCassio]

"Downfall" hahahaha

[@AlphabetaThis]

did jerma just never use his streamer skill points 😖

[@embersmile6065]

ily dumpytruck ty for upload

[@B_dev]

aw lets go thats class

[@TheUnicornChicken]

"i actually have, like, an alien body" -'Jerma985' (who knows what it's name actually is), Oct. 19th 2020

[@n1kea]

“Zynvidia”

[@Life_Is_A...]

I watched this in 144p.

[@dyerk]

Thank you for doing God's work

[@definitelyahumannotabot]

26:25 oh im literally still at this speed 🙃

[@lordmanatee439]

He lives in Bulgaria

[@allen5814]

32:17 trololo

[@jooonnnaaaa]

you are doing gods work, friend.

[@Pariatech]

It's possible to drink 3 Gatorades? Any normal person would explode from such an amount of electrolytes.

[@zarrowthehorse]

YAHOO

[@dogbertlover2410]

jerma is my favorite boomer streamer

[@doughboywhine]

I was hoping Zerma would end the stream by finally getting revenge on Lucas. Alas, I should have known better considering gambling was in this game