Jerma Streams - 700,000 Games Version 2.0 (Part 2 Finale)

[@Jackvonblood]

4:41 "This might take 3 or 4 hours" *Proceeds to take 8 hours and 50 minutes*

[@JermaStreamArchive]

Rollerball Fantasy Island 26:17 PinBall 44:58 Magic Spheres 55:23 Teapot Poppers 1:30:37 Crystal Ice Quest 1:39:26 1st Brb Ends 1:56:28 Arcapinball Wacky Worlds 1:58:56 Fairy Tale Quest 2:08:16 Fast Food Mania 2:15:07 Montezuma's Quest 2:24:15 The Hidden Object Collection 2:28:28 Bulldozer Bob 2:39:05 Flybot 2:44:36 Mystic Store 2:54:20 Cubic Frenzy 2:59:18 Monster Village 3:03:33 Pyramid Escape 3:12:21 Seek & Find Collection 1 3:19:00 Island Maze Escape 3:25:03 Garden Island Tycoon 3:32:05 FloweGarden Tycoon 3:37:09 Mystic Diamonds 3:48:21 Hunt for Treasure 3:58:14 Tahiti Hidden Pearls 4:47:43 Seek & Find Collection 2 4:50:30 Starcosmic Invaders 4:52:33 Volcanic Blocks 4:57:34 Flowers in Bloom 5:00:26 Deep Sea Marble Pop 5:05:12 Power Pipes 5:06:34 Air Ball 2 5:09:55 AreaPinball NeoWorlds 5:15:22 Chinese Chess 5:17:58 Fairy Flower Vines 5:20:10 VogueTales 5:23:45 Lovely Kitchen 5:28:50 Holiday Rush 5:33:53 Crystal Caverns of Amon Ra 5:41:55 Dynasty of Egypt 5:43:30 Jewels of the Nile 5:47:03 Hexagon Mahjongg 5:48:25 Super Word Games 10,000 5:50:00 2002 Games Championship 6:18:45 Chili Time 6:30:00 2nd Brb Ends 7:02:58 1001 Japanese Crosswords 7:23:33 1001 Mini Gold Challenge 7:47:20 Lost Mines 7:50:20

[@Lhopx21]

That's not 700,000. I think you might have missed a few.

[@killkode345]

bless you for the timestamps

[@JacobKinsley]

I love the fact the names of these games will be like 'Garden Dreams' and the title of the Window is 'Maggie the Gardener'

[@CosmicamsCanvasCurse]

4:47:00 Wow, nice trace of Ace Attorney art of Maya Fey

[@deshis]

is this the guy who beat chili time ON STREAM????

[@eloso2225]

No, this is Patrick.

[@Kysuhnw]

No arguing plz@@eloso2225

[@JacobKinsley]

No, this is the guy that died to alien ship shoot 6 on stream

[@anaalinaama]

700,000 Games Done Quick.

[@tonightsbiggestgamer7078]

There's no denying that would be an award winner.

[@Nijht]

700,000 Dirty Games Done Dirt Quick

[@duroorud527]

@@Nijht 700,000 Filthy Games at a Reasonable Pace

[@JacobKinsley]

700,000 games you must try if you own a computer and are over 25

[@Karv3r]

6:30:03 - the legend begins.

[@TemmiePlays]

wow that AI is cheap x3

[@VEE0034]

Wdym

[@AxelDawgman]

5:12:15 The greatest face

[@1jeztr]

Props to the people posting his streams :D

[@yuridanylko]

🤖🤖

[@redcom25]

*playing Chili Time* “Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.”

[@mikotoh]

[blue moon playing in the bg]

[@soulreaver6546]

It actually was, piracy protection

[@willlabrecque5773]

"That's just like somebody's Engineer TF2 profile picture" it fits so well

[@manicdakid888]

R A I S E R A I S E F O L D F O L D F O L D

[@WraithTDK]

2:17:50 "If I do a good job working for this deliver service, the boss will pay me extra." ...you poor bastard. This expectation was somehow more depressing then the previous day's revelation that his parents spent his college fund and his girlfriend left him for someone else.

[@cheetoschrist5685]

6:31:58

[@JacobKinsley]

Me trying to maintain an erection during sex

[@Kibble_Bites]

"65 Degrees Celsuis, that's pretty *COOL*" (JERMA THAT'S LIKE 149 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT, THAT'S HOTTER THAN MOST DESERTS)

[@Jackvonblood]

Pretty cool

[@JacobKinsley]

American in candyland doesn't understand the concept of normal people temperature, blames education system instead of his own shortcomings

[@squeebl]

my secret dream is that there's a "777 games" inside the "2002 games" inside the "700,000 games version 2.0" and it's just 150 character swaps of "robot finds kitten"

[@Jackvonblood]

What the fuck did you just say to me? Did you just hex me?

[@qouLIVE]

"850 games multiplied by 32 games inside of each of those games plus 6 more games and then..." all while stacking naruto gang signs ur hart explodes

[@we-must-live]

game list: facecam - 6:38 Robotic Worlds (LOUD start, didn't work!) - 13:26, smexy music at 14:56 Aquamania (opens, closes, didn't work!) - 17:34, 17:54 Extreme Riverboat Racing (opens, LOUD, weird resolutions, no resolution, didn't work!) - 19:22 Rollerball: Fantasy Island (opens, jammin sounds, works!) - 25:21, 26:18 Cosmic Alley Bowling (forgot the x...) - 43:53 Mega Pinball ("worse than the one's that don't work" Jeremy 'The Hotdog' Elbertson) - 44:55 Magic Spheres (amazing written dialogue, match-3 game, works!) - 55:20 Gems of the Amazon (doesn't open :(, then doesn't open :( ) - 1:27:19, 1:28:12 Teapot Poppers (music, then fullscreen with no music... then music!) - 1:29:28, 1:31:00 Crystal Ice Quest ("what a cool game... i fucked it up.") - 1:39:28, 1:40:52 Jermengineer (smexy) - 1:40:38 massive pee break with massive pweeneeis - 1:51:06 Solitaire Gold (don't work!) - 1:53:36 peeing directly in closet... "long shape with two circles on the end of it" formation... Pyramid Solitaire ("no") - 1:58:11 STREAMER'S CHOICE... ArcaPinball: Wacky Worlds (LOUD, bright and painful!) - 1:58:58 snEEZE - 2:03:23 idunno... something Solitaire - 2:05:06 Fairy Tale Quest (nice screensaver opening) - 2:08:02 Fast Food Mania ("what a fuckin journal!", sick EDF joke) - 2:15:33 Montezuma's Quest (LOUD) - 2:24:20 The Hidden Object Collection (jazzy tunes!) - 2:28:37 Bulldozer Bob (the chad version of builder bob) - 2:38:51 Billiards Champ 3D (no open!) - 2:42:35 Flybot (it's on the cover! and it's LOOOOUUUD) - 2:44:04 Mystic Store (like 3 lines of dialogue relevant to operating a store) - 2:53:37 another click 3 game i think (jermbo cooms at 3:00:52) - 2:59:22 Monster Village (where the monster doors live!) - 3:03:32 Pyramid Escape - 3:12:18 Suck & Fuck/Seek & Find Collection 1 () - 3:19:00 grabbing a tall 12" glass of hot ice - 3:22:23 Island Maze Escape - 3:24:42 Garden Land Tycoon - 3:32:54 Flower Garden Tycoon (the great gnome purge...) - 3:36:40 STREAMER'S CHOICE... Mystic Diamonds ("match 3 but with hacks!") - 3:46:43 Goldrunner ("just a little bit broken") - 3:55:42 Hunt for Treasure (granpa and jex help jermbo find his winery business) - 3:58:38 Tahiti: Hidden Pearls - 4:47:18 Suck & Fuck/Seek & Find Collection 2 (same ol) - 4:50:30 StarCosmic Invaders ("just terrible space invaders") - 4:52:30 StarCosmic Buttplug (don't open!) - somewhere around there Volcanic Blocks ("just zuma") - 4:56:48 Flowers in Bloom ("honey, why the fuck are they on the roof?") - 5:00:30 Deep Sea Marble Pop (crashes within 5 seconds!) - 5:04:55 (okay buddy!) - 5:08:34 Air Ball 2 - 5:09:52 AreaPinball: NeoWorlds - 5:15:48 Chinese Chess - 5:18:00 Flower Vines - 5:20:10 Vogue Tales - 5:23:41 Sand Cook: Indigestion - 5:29:14 Holiday Rush - 5:34:10 Mahjinbuu (doesn't woooork!) - 5:40:22 four zoomer games actually fun word games - 5:48:25 gamer moment of the century - 6:27:43 The Beginning of the End - 6:30:04 "they're all the fucking same". - 7:51:03 - a broken man STREAM 2: ~50 unique games, 700,000 games really doesn't live up to it's name

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Bro put more effort in this comment than mfers put compiling this garbage game collection. Good shit, king

[@devonmcbride2425]

Holy shit just get a job

[@we-must-live]

@@devonmcbride2425 that's awfully mean. although i suppose self-loathing's a hell of drug. i hope you get better soon.

[@we-must-live]

@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.how does KZbin manage to forget your wonderful comment yet it lets me know when a new comment of zero impact, panache or tact shows up?

[@uiron5755]

3:37:36 "cute garden game" I looked away for a few minutes and when I look back 3:41:14

[@crazystorm1659]

Something is viscerally terrifying about that pinball game and I haven’t felt the chills I got from watching that in a long time

[@JacobKinsley]

If I was a kid and played that pinball game at 11pm (which is like the 3 am of being a kid) I would probably curl up into a ball and cry my eyes out when changing to "true colours" and the Tf2 engineer profile pic on the family chunky pc monitor flashes rapidly with strange colours and I can't click the cross

[@simonlutgens]

love how he played magic spheres for half an hour

[@Idothinkysaurus]

Why was that one random search for the items game so in depth? It had a story and everything.

[@JacobKinsley]

7:10 to 6:56:36 is what Chili Time does to a man

[@нико-р2х]

Holy fuck he genuenly looks tired...

[@thebigbeard6207]

zerkin off

[@JacobKinsley]

He literally transmogrified from Tf2 jerma into 2020s jerma

[@Legushka]

Is this the guy who beat Chili Race ON STREAM?? P.S. I know 2019 has just started but this is already probably one of the best streams of the year.

[@pessomancy]

BREAKING: streamer plays chili time and gives himself carpal tunnel LIVE on stream

[@liquid0001Squadalaxd]

I love when he looses his shit at Chili Time.

[@Stat1onary]

LOSES*

[@grottake]

Yeah everyone likes how he lost his mind over chili champion but Holiday Rush was the real gem of this stream.

[@JacobKinsley]

That hidden object game with the weird faced characters was a fucking fever dream and a half (starts at 3:58:50) Also I'm telling my kids that was Nancy Drew

[@titaniawallace3919]

Why is the menu music for the very first game literally the beat for The Real Slim Shady

[@Jackvonblood]

Yeah I noticed that, too.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

The Entertainer by Scott Joplin is now a PTSD trigger for Jerma.

[@plutofeldseinfeld8839]

GONGERDULAYSHONS

[@Ugurtngr]

LHEVELE ISH KAMPHLEYT

[@Tynon1221]

congurtilations!! levelees complete!

[@Tynon1221]

3:49:51

[@JacobKinsley]

Congrat the lation

[@Dilgoro]

The ultimate virus game collection. Only 10.99.

[@shrap_assassin7625]

Thereareno Goodnamesleft this didnt age well

[@Dilgoro]

@@shrap_assassin7625 what do you mean? Did he play an even worse collection of low quality games recently?

[@shrap_assassin7625]

Thereareno Goodnamesleft wow i was not expecting a reply, not that. It’s just funny how a year ago you said that this was the ultimate virus game collection and now a year later here we are in a worldwide pandemic. Just funny timing how i came across this. That’s why I wrote “this didn’t age well” because of what has happened recently

[@reubenbirch]

@@shrap_assassin7625 the rona

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Dilgoro times were different when we thought jokes like this were funny now it's just depressing

[@bananajoe404]

Local Streamer Ruins Life Over Chili Race

[@Jackvonblood]

I'm not a programmer or computer hobbyist, but I want to see how some of these games are made. Not even the games themselves, but the stuff like the min/max window thing at 45:45, like How do you fuck up not just games, but the hardware used to run them *this* badly?

[@stellie3553]

Little late, but computer hobbyist here. It's up to the application to determine what those buttons do. It's completely possible for the X to spawn a new window, for example. Likely what happened is that they wrote their own code to maximize the windows, but assumed that nobody would have a higher resolution monitor than 640x480 (a standard resolution a while back). As for other game issues, like clicks not registering, it's possible that they wrote it so that clicks only register while a frame is rendering (or not rendering) or something, so there are gaps in when clicks are registered depending on the framerate. It's possible selectsoft wrote their own shitty game engine so they could churn out games as fast as possible, but neglected proper coding practices for the sake of making them quickly. Edit: Oh I see. Likely they got confused between the window size and the screen size, and so instead of making the window the size of the screen, it makes the canvas the size of the window.

[@dragooner1957]

Fastest Gamer Ever plays 382,000 Games in One Sitting.

[@blacklotus561]

I thought Jerma was just being jerma again, but chili time really is almost impossible to win.

[@ziongite]

It actually isn't, I just beat it, and I used my finger, not an autoclicker. It is 100% possible to beat, but it is hard. I have weirdly fast reflexes however, even in Aikido we would play a hand speed game and I beat everyone all the time, so clearly this game might not be possible for a person with a regular hand/finger speed to beat, but it is possible for those with a very fast nervous system to beat.

[@Sammy38]

​@@ziongite💀💀💀

[@Volky_Volk]

"That's bullshit I, I almost beat it as a fuckin human"

[@DDoig1]

I can't believe how fast Jeremy can click a mouse.

[@WormSpitter]

I was today years old when I found out jerma was a hatsune miku esque AI online personality

[@JacobKinsley]

Imagine if someone made a doki doki literature club style 700,000 games ARG game where each game has a save file, and various games have messages left behind implying a story of a character from one particular game who became sentient and desperately wants to become real, and progressing through games let's you know which character it is and progresses eventually into the character directly talking to you and pleading that you keep playing so they can never be forgotten

[@JacobKinsley]

My headcanon is it's the nancy drew knockoff from Montezumas quest

[@we-must-live]

so… Myst?

[@losrpat]

13:32 my stomach hurts so bad from laughing oh my god

[@amphetamineterror7]

3:01:27 why is the music here actually godlike

[@JacobKinsley]

5:08:54 the legend returns

[@Gameguy90]

7:12:14 OPENING A COMMAND PROMPT

[@Dorkaxe]

3:51:18 that's a great face right there.

[@Tynon1221]

2:54:31 hello hans! was that carried over from the previous game somehow?

[@xcmodev1558]

Congradurlations, leverlise complete

[@kiki10020]

Still waiting for the Hunt for Treasure stream

[@JacobKinsley]

I would Unironically watch a full playthrough of magic spheres

[@DemonArisen]

You've Been Warned: The Movie

[@sgc47]

as a rule there is a point in these VoDs where Jerma loses his fucking mind, this time it was right at 6:31:58. If i keep watching theses i will keep posting time codes where he goes from normal to Jenormal

[@otter_pops_vods7386]

5:06:11 jerma accidentally clicks outside the fucking window, game pauses, immediately assumes it crashed

[@belkaberserk]

1:36:33 *S U C C*

[@hdouirgzz9m687]

something is genuinely terrifying about the find-the-difference game with the random pictures of children in it (at around 4:51:14)

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

weirdcore

[@itsaspiracle]

i honestly could’ve watched 7 hours of magic spheres

[@belkaberserk]

Roller Fantasy Island’s music sounds like “the real slim shady”, somebody combined them as well.

[@Takimeko]

I just realized the guy in that Power Pipes game (5:06:58) has the same voice as the announcer with the funny voice in that ball game Jerma plays at the beginning 2:28:42 THAT IS THE SAME DEVS AS RAMBO THE VIDEO GAME

[@Guntfarm]

crystal ice quest is GOTY 2019

[@DevBunnyx0]

5:23:45 there's a corner of the internet that would love that character.

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma definitely

[@TemmiePlays]

i cliked on astro color twist for the entire stream, it ended up being last DX

[@jamiespear3017]

Jerma like "I'm just getting older" no you're progressively getting more and more attractive.

[@qouLIVE]

mom, how come jeremy gets 700,000 games?

[@vargskelethor]

1:39:26 what is this game GENRE i played one of those on a browser back in 2010-12

[@Takimeko]

Puzzle genre

[@silkeburrows6899]

i recognize that sound at 2:46:48 what is it

[@silkeburrows6899]

GROW CUBE

[@silkeburrows6899]

AWAWAWA

[@babayaga3098]

@@silkeburrows6899 OH MY GOD YEAH

[@DeevDaRabbit]

1:34:32 I want a Zuma clone with that bleh sound.

[@JacobKinsley]

Me when the urethra eel finds me

[@sarahtyler1115]

I definitely had mega pinball on my childhood computer and it was so nostalgic to watch you play it.

[@getterchrist1041]

The Taihiti game ripping off Maya and Mia Fey from Ace Attorney is so weird

[@mikotoh]

cosmi software 🤝 700,000 games

[@ScarabeeSmart]

I genuinely want to watch Jerma play more picross puzzles.

[@mikotoh]

im from the future with good news from our lord and savior miku

[@davistoa]

It's a shame he's awful at them

[@SaabEJ]

3:35:55 *looks at how far along the VOD is*

[@begbart6446]

I've never seen someone being bad at hangman. IT'S SO SIMPLE, you start with the vowels that's all there is to it

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

I love watching Jerma play shovel ware games

[@doylemichael]

I had no idea there was a part 2! Eight more hours of found footage from Jerma's lair

[@medb1996]

the best part is Crystal Ice Quest's theme samples Sis Puella Magica

[@mikotoh]

LATE BUT EXCUSE ME WHAT

[@medb1996]

@@mikotoh yeah listen to em like. side by side.

[@swegnweg8552]

than kyou so much for saying this i had to frantically look in the comments to see if anyone else heard this or if im just insane. why on earth is there a madoka refernce in this jerma stream

[@acoolcat.]

Welcome to the new year

[@acoolcat.]

Welcome to the new year

[@acoolcat.]

Welcome to the new year

[@uiron5755]

5:52:26 PUETZAL?

[@JulOyt]

3:49:52 jermaVenus

[@treiano]

jerma really loves imagine dragons

[@pappi8338]

"65°C that's pretty cool" -Jerma

[@FormulaFanboy]

2:50:13 when I first watched this video I seriously googled "april 36 2009" to see what happened on that day and it took me like 3 realtime minutes to realize yes i have autism how could you tell

[@JacobKinsley]

Magic Spheres writing is basically what Bethesda games stopped having from Oblivion onwards

[@Romanticoutlaw]

Congurtleations! Leweles complete

[@JacobKinsley]

4:27:39

[@JacobKinsley]

Full magic spheres playthrough when???

[@pizzapowwow5848]

6:51:13 scout says teleporter

[@JacobKinsley]

7:47:00 for when he stops playing the terrible flash games near the end

[@SpencerGaming]

I played the game at 55:23 as a kid! I never could find it until now!

[@nicolasmartinez4337]

Spencer C. Me too!

[@JacobKinsley]

If you remember this your childhood was awesome!

[@d.b.scoville]

Every game with a slightly interesting concept that turns out to be just match three takes a year off my life

[@MapleBeeSticky]

4:06:20 Why the hell does Dick Robinson look like Vinny put in photoshop

[@HorizonofOsiris]

What a god of a gamer

[@Jackvonblood]

G O D

[@EhBoing]

If Jerma's so worried about these damaging his pc, he should've used a virtual machine

[@Jackvonblood]

But this is Jerma we're talking about. Not any normal, thinking person.

[@JacobKinsley]

Knowing these games deleting a profile probably deletes a vital part of Windows that's necessary to get the computer to boot up

[@JacobKinsley]

Sometimes I think about how there's those amazing match 3 type puzzle games which had multiple gamemodes and interesting gimmicks, like 4 elements (OK in honesty that's the only one I remember) that were always slept on in favour of candy crush, when candy crush is so bland and is just pay to win.

[@JacobKinsley]

I just looked at gameplay and realised that game isn't even match 3 rip

[@liampaddock424]

7:12:50 Average Gambling Experience in 40 seconds

[@StarcleBlaze]

Teapot poppers has the same music as super frog

[@salem4301]

Any time jerma plays a word game his brain dissolves into liquid

[@liquid0001Squadalaxd]

Is this the streamer that couldn't install Autoclicker on stream?

[@Jackvonblood]

Also the one that couldn't click out of multiple shitty games that he said he'd spend only 30 seconds on.

[@JacobKinsley]

The streamer that doesn't know how to write their own autohotkey scripts yet calls himself a "power User"

[@cheatlink11]

I just realized that they used stolen music at 3:17:00 ish... So this makes me wonder just how much music they did steal

[@babayaga3098]

Where is the music stolen from I like it lol

[@cheatlink11]

@@babayaga3098 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5bNZKl6otl4gdk

[@hdouirgzz9m687]

tonight we gonna rock

[@DungeonWolf42]

3:49:58

[@musicparty1990]

05:12:16 JermaPog