Jerma Streams - Dark and Darker (Part 3) [With Etalyx, Pokelawls, Criken, Will Neff, Nesua]

[@JermaStreamArchive]

8:27 Dark and Darker 3:02:49 Brb Ends

[@Freezie455]

you forgot 29:12 pathetic little cough

[@redfox4220]

That riddle goblin bit was so good I love the idea of riddle goblins annoying adventurers, but when they find someone interested they don’t got a single riddle actually prepared

[@renatlottiepilled]

Clobbert, Jerf, the three riddle loot goblins, so many characters added to the jermaverse

[@sirrealism7300]

Dont forget Ethan

[@BengalGecko]

I was devastated. I was yelling into my mic when they were at the campfire wondering if I made it down there or not. You can just barely hear me saying "Hello?" through the walls haha. I was also yelling for help but the game gives sounds that realistic muffled/echo sound through walls and from down hallways so it's hard to hear.

[@scojo6373]

I can't stop laughing at how quiet everyone gets after each jerf pun lmao

[@pu-FP]

1:12:51 the fact poke jumped back over to just dome that guy in a panic was beautiful moment

[@brianahoneybee2487]

I don't know who all was streaming but his panic about Jerma getting banned was wholesome.

[@dragonx13x]

@@brianahoneybee2487 heroic. no hesitation

[@Jack-rk7jc]

poke just came in like the dora milaje and intercepted an assassination attempt

[@iheartme6110]

jerf “everyone’s got a soul under their shirt” *does not wear a single shirt the entire time*

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Jeremy and Italics 😳

[@darkmoon137]

Been so long

[@BoomenDrol]

that's E

[@pepperdotexe]

Oh shit, not the concrete

[@lavadad2629]

Hes Italian? 😳 omg

[@FeverSwampHL]

I havent laughed so hard like this in a long time, the entire riddle goblins bit was pure gold. Addition: My favorite riddles include, 1) "I am flat, i am flat and will only show you yourself, I AM YOU, i am flat." 2)" Here is a riddle, what is your name?" 3) "What is your social security number?"

[@batcow7736]

Dude is literally addicted

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

you should see how he acts around crack

[@virusDETECTED]

@@user-ev5gj8xe2b you should see how he acts around heroin

[@snezboi]

jerma is the number one dark and darker streamer

[@sockbones]

dahk n dahka

[@ItsRyanHello]

dahk and dahkah

[@RoryRamshot]

Facts

[@hunterleatherwood5308]

CohhCarnage had great playtest streams, 70+ episodes. He also knows about bone marrow skelly blood. This was the funniest thing I have seen from anyone though hahaha 4:43:15

[@lavadad2629]

Qt should add that category into the streamer awards lmao

[@m00nbl00d8unny]

i watched most of this high and that jerf guy scared me so bad when he started talking about hitting jerma with a sword i had to go to bed 💀💀

[@dereknoto6555]

This video needs a jerf warning

[@Plerg]

Average jerma fan

[@mrsjillian83]

the dudes voice is terrifying enough

[@shyshy1984]

☠️☠️☠️

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

who?

[@silverhand9965]

6:56:55 With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

[@TheCommanderFluffy]

I used to play L4D2 with criken back pre 2010's, it was pretty wild to find out how HUGE his following is now.

[@itzdavidreal]

Yea he’s a goat, A few years back, I started watching him again whenever he was doing baorotrauma or however it’s spelled and it was so good, love him and his friend group so much they’re all funny people.

[@AbananaPEEl]

Yeah I used to watch his Criken fun house vids a few years back. Glad hes still vibin and friends with MY streamer Jeremy nine hundred and eighty five

[@made.online2149]

5:58:48 HAPLESS streamer gives away the INNOCENT JERF's stick to a STRANGER

[@pastalpesto]

these dark and darker streams are so good

[@AceyMcSpade]

This game kicks ass happy to see you playing it.

[@iheartme6110]

Rip professionaljermafan, gone too soon 😔

[@Zerodero]

The best way for Jerma to enact his lot goblin plan would be for him to do that in the high roller lobby, as people are more likely to chat and listen

[@juckie]

I hope he'll play it more with Star. I really enjoyed the Ster's company in the previous stream

[@Miasma98]

Agreed, I love Stir. I think Jerma and Stur make a great comedy duo

[@lavadad2629]

He didnt like the game 😢 #sadge

[@RoryRamshot]

Excellent stream! REALLY enjoyed this one!

[@DispIayname.]

why did you comment like 5 times lmao

[@AngraMalnyu]

Nesua 6:11:35 - "This game is like an easier Tarkov" 6:14:40 - IMMEDIATELY DIES TO A FLOOR TRAP The devs heard you talking shit mate

[@richmendelson8194]

6:22:18 , Jerma finally figures out (with assistance) that the timer is a timer.

[@crabbyboy1585]

Jerma is incredible at making a game that I wouldn't play if you paid me interesting

[@Biyn_acc2]

I would literally pay on a daily basis to play this game xd

[@sirrealism7300]

Weakling

[@bigbeefscorcho]

That’s how I feel about his dark souls playthroughs. Those games are way beyond my levels of skill and patience, so I have to settle with watching other people play them and that’s fine by me! Watching someone else die a ton of times in a game is funny, but if it happens to *me* it ruins my evening lol

[@dereknoto6555]

7:29:32 INHUMAN gamer reaction time

[@pu-FP]

That micro second pause right after, you could see the urge to refer to himself as a GOD GAMER

[@Pokerface303]

Best gamer moment

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I’d LOVE to see Jerma, Poke, Criken, and Charborg play a game together. 2 of my favorite comedy gamer duos together would be a dream :)

[@NecroBurt]

CLOBBERT absolute legend.

[@paulkouk6629]

6:47:44 Least violent night in London

[@heymelon]

48:40 you had healing AND sprint skill ready, for them dodges :)

[@RoryRamshot]

I’m excited to see this game develop.

[@user-dh8et1go7i]

Etalyx pog

[@noodlesfromhell6216]

My favourite part was when he said it’s jerfin time and jerfed all over the enemies

[@skaia91]

glad to see etalyx back. even though the games are kinda shit i've been holding out hope that the two of them will return to their dark pictures anthology playthroughs together cuz they didn't take it too seriously so theirs were fun to watch. maybe someday

[@rovena996]

eat a licks is my favorite jerma985 character

[@pu-FP]

Being German, and consiently hearing "swe hander" is making me mald

[@clareellen7722]

I thought this was gonna be a joke punch line involving being jerman

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@clareellen7722 Don't, you'll make him mald....

[@healrosie4572]

sweehander

[@Sun_and_Moon]

Dark and darker BEST GAME 2023 There’s a morality system: kill humans to escape via blue portal… …or brave the red with your team and save Every One. RIP Clobbert.

[@donniedarkolvr]

Love you jerma985

[@RoryRamshot]

This reminds me when I though I was fairly decent at a game, met a Savant, then immediately got better

[@smoko7113]

Never thought two of the best content creators would get together. Jerma and pokelawls

[@powerdolphin825]

every time he says zwee-hander i die a little .

[@kanrey5978]

I love Jerf.

[@pumpkin_the_snek]

6:01:00 jerf yippeeeee 🥺

[@erickillough6476]

Your refusal to use your secondary weapon slot really triggered me over and over. Well done sir.

[@Foobin_Lera]

I need this game to come out relatively soon. Q4 is so far away

[@ComradeJae]

Etalyx always sounds just like Ster to me lol

[@miffedmeff7302]

Holy shit I'm not the only one

[@ItsRyanHello]

Literally the only way I can tell them apart is that etalyx doesnt say some kind of sexual innuendo involving jerma every 5 minutes

[@ComradeJae]

@@ItsRyanHello lol that's literally the only difference 🤣

[@ComradeJae]

@@ItsRyanHello if Etalyx started calling Jerma "daddy" my brain would break

[@__-zh6oq]

poke is a treasure

[@xQc_Enjoyer777]

Am I black?

[@sedentarycub5775]

The Jerf Chronicles

[@ItsRyanHello]

CLOBBERRRRRRRRRRT!

[@kikicarsstreamarchive]

is this a sekiro reference XD

[@josepibosepi5887]

Omg its the doodlebob!! Hi doodlebob :3

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I went to school with a guy who laughed exactly like Jerf, just quiet “heh”s

[@RoryRamshot]

Hats off Jerma, you really have a way of reasoning with people…sometimes…

[@bastard6805]

JERF JERF JERF

[@pumpkin_the_snek]

4:48:00 Jerf RAGE moments

[@TheUnoriginal2394]

absolute chad clobbert

[@The0nIy1]

Does anyone know how this guy is able to steam FOR 8 HOURS?!?!?

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

crock pot

[@rovena996]

somehow jef, etalyx and jerma have been the best team up

[@Johnbond27]

Treasure Goblin routine slowly morphing into Hearthstone's Powerhouse, The Greedy Grinner.

[@animatt1881]

clobbert the wandering cleric

[@bobu5213]

The stewie griffin voice kills me inside

[@RoryRamshot]

Let Jerma do the talking. Things will eventually work out.

[@GodsFavoritePincushion]

2:15:05 Jerf appears

[@MuradBeybalaev]

I wish you could do riddle goblin with a legit riddle giving a prize one-on-one but warn the player that if they guess wrong - they die (have the other two teammates aim a crossbow and a fireball at them sneakily), then on their corpse you recount the solution.

[@tylerm.5207]

You streaming D&D with Pokelawls completed me

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

I FUCKING LOVE ETALYX

[@erikestrada7470]

Cleft in twain

[@heymelon]

2:58:57 You got killed from 90% hp by a longbow shortly after a sword hit.

[@Zerodero]

4:27:00 he’s thinking of Abe Lincoln lol

[@pandamoniumsan]

never give jerma a zwai

[@RoryRamshot]

3 Jerma streams, not 1 boss fight. Are you serious? Im scared too. But you have to do it

[@krd24551]

Jerma really needs to stop being such a portal martyr lmao. Dude will sacrifice the entire dungeon worth of loot just because he feels bad taking portals.

[@southerntw]

False title. No Criken.

[@made.online2149]

I like this Jerf guy though, he was a fine replacement

[@itzdavidreal]

@@made.online2149 someone agrees

[@DispIayname.]

jerf is better

[@NecroBurt]

53:20 callback to jerma is mad

[@RoryRamshot]

The game is really good work together. Kill bosses. Own. Later on in the stream lol im so confused.

[@Pokerface303]

4:00:25 omg he missed 😂

[@megabust2271]

I just wanna ask,are you aware that you are in vs impostor V4?

[@RedstonePower123]

hello doodle bob

[@Meatwadtrip6]

Just play hunt showdown with these guys already. Now that's a game worth fuckin playing jerma destroyer of babys.

[@lucanisokay]

real asf hunt does not get enough love would pay good money to have jerma play it

[@armandoguerra7658]

13:45

[@PicklesTW]

hey

[@RoryRamshot]

I nailed it. Jakerferma. Kneel before me swine! And stay there! I remember Everquest days. Cleric was key to a group. I was a Paladin so sonetimes I was the healer. It worked, but I was no Cleric lol

[@Mynestrone]

anyone tried to play this game alone? horrid!

[@mydogran]

Skill issue tbh

[@itrywayytoohard]

Dah big E

[@backwardsman1]

hey guysreadyup ha :)

[@TheLethargy]

Jerf

[@YangBalanceYin]

I don't mind Criken normally, but damn if that wasn't a *steep* downgrade in almost every way from Poke. Apparently everyone was. Some people just bring nothing to the table, dude...

[@hunnerboi8561]

The riddle goblin part with willneff was really funny

[@ixxie999]

his character on stream with Charborg was way funnier. Magicale and Parthuenix had great chemistry edit: jerf is funny too. haters will hate

[@centemochente6922]

50 hours in and he still doesn't realize fighters can use ranged weapons lmao

[@WhiVe87]

Is Jerma good at ANY game? It's pretty frustrating to see him being bad all the time and never getting better.

[@Pokerface303]

He's not that bad at this lol

[@WhiVe87]

@@Pokerface303 But he is. 20+ hours in and he still doesn't understand the basic mechanics like how to use his shield. He constantly forgets to heal, constantly forgets to pop protection potions, constantly mistakes enemies for his allies etc.

[@Perkeletricksterservantofrher]

can you not have that criken guy back on the stream again ? that was actually unwatchable for that portion i just skipped over .

[@GollyWillikers]

Jerfa985

[@cactuss33ds]

criken😒🙄

[@TheAlphaDoge]

I feel the same way. His horribly overdone "Jerf" RP bit is making this so hard to watch. One joke andy and his only joke is exhausting RP. 🙄

[@dereknoto6555]

@@TheAlphaDoge But why did the character have to be so boring? "Awkward Narcoleptic Danish Guy" is kind of an energy vacuum

[@TheAlphaDoge]

@@dereknoto6555 Dude idk but it was awful. Stream got so much better to watch the moment ""Jerf"" left. Sure, Jerma has done some goofy "-2"-worthy RP in the past but Criken committing to a -2 RP bit for HOURS was almost unbearable. Worst part is that he probably thought that pretending to be a moron with a whisper voice was comedy gold.

[@Legushka]

I agree, the jerf bit was anti-fun as hell. Criken was wearing a viking helmet and beard in his stream cosplaying a berserker but his voice which sounded like a sleepy version of the red guy from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared was something completely opposite and vibe-ruining.

[@thebradzone3922]

i liked jerf :)