Jerma Streams - Dark and Darker

[@JermaStreamArchive]

6:08 Dark and Darker

[@hxlize4913]

end of bloody nose is 6:01:51

[@conman_raddish]

Is this dude real? I can't tell if it's like a vtuber or something

[@hxlize4913]

@@conman_raddish no hes not real. sorry ☹️

[@zachninesling7512]

I love that Jerma never uses crouch for functional purposes like dodging traps, but the moment he needs to pretend to be a creepy old man asking if he can take a viewer’s jewels it’s practically instinctual 😂

[@awesomeman3750]

the goblin energy is instinct

[@CandeedYams]

2:54:29

[@kingditto5149]

4:35:26 "Sorry mate! I'm on a lot of drugs." *trips on a rock and cracks skull*

[@BabyMachine]

Funniest part so far lmao

[@Josh---]

I like how Jerma's been playing video games as a job for 10+ years and yet he still seems like your uncle whose never picked up a controller in his life trying to be hip with the kids.

[@Ryan_Cooper69]

Jerma at his best.

[@brianahoneybee2487]

I genuinely put off watching this because jerma has a habit of not learning how to play games and or learning but forgetting 10 seconds later and then acts confused as to why things aren't working in his favor lmao. He acts like he's never played a game before in his life sometimes too and will not see a flow of mechanics through games (like how F is usually flashlight in all games or shift is sprint or space is jump). It sometimes feels like he does it on purpose because he knows it'll make chat "upset". Or it's his ADHD brain. I'll bet on the ladder lmao

[@Perkeletricksterservantofrher]

@@brianahoneybee2487 it's called the dspgaming phenomenon

[@periwinkle43]

@@Perkeletricksterservantofrher o God don't compare dsp to jerma KEK

[@coleslaw5713]

@@brianahoneybee2487 jerma acts like he's helpless is more what I'd say. He has not a single competitive bone in his body to say "I'm gonna make it out on top this round" it's always just grab 5 boots and hide until I have to ask chat where a portal is and act stranded because I am helpless

[@Samuel-GV]

When Jerma activated the voicechat, suddenly his character won +100 to his charisma skill. Making every NPC on the game laugh at his jokes and letting him live for it. There is no Jester class in this game, but that didn't stop this psycho from building one into it.

[@made.online2149]

some real 'every single person is my enemy' energy here

[@StripezTheBeast]

This was a great stream! What really made it memorable was the mods had to cut chat off from betting and held a horse race instead.

[@Kai-rc6zi]

I went from 25k points to like 150k in one bet. Crazy odds against Jerma lmao

[@TedKennedyX]

2:19:00 He literally ran off from the group looking for lost treasure and died like it was a Mummy movie

[@kit5850]

XD

[@FredericJohnsen]

5:03:00 I love how this guy always looks at Jerma when he says something. He is so polite.

[@zaksaturday1693]

1:05:50 the moment he walks back off the staircase, does a loop and goes back to the same trapped stairwell, you just KNOW he's going to walk right onto the trap. And he did.

[@EhBoing]

I love that traps happen to Jerma, then the knowledge that the trap exists leaves his mind 5 seconds after the fact

[@Tokmurok]

Memory of a neglected house cat.

[@Yunnan_Clique]

That’s generous.

[@maxwellsmith9988]

Lol he almost wiped out an entire party by himself early on that was actually good

[@crogat2298]

Fr, like hes actually pretty decent at pvp but is just god awful at pve

[@Poliswag7]

@@crogat2298 he just like me fr

[@SYTHE5]

29:06 And people say he couldn't dodge a battle axe? He dodged two at once!

[@cycy8699]

absolutely jex moment i wanna see chat replay if possible

[@haydnmalyon7690]

Watching this at 6:30PM in Western Australia when Jerma said "It's 6PM in Australia". Almost feels like watching it live.

[@Gabrin508]

The prisoner bit at 4:30:00 was so funny

[@imatooltoo]

gotta love the Texan in London accent.

[@Poliswag7]

I’ve got FWEE gold pieces

[@isaaccooper448]

I was like what is happening 😂

[@toddbevan]

Jerma inadvertently inventing Dark and Darker RP runs. The D&D community would love this.

[@ratflip7908]

dark and darker dnd? youre suggesting D&D&D&D? 🤣

[@toddbevan]

"Okay, so, for those of you that don't know, this is a PVPVPPVPVPE"

[@egyptianaffliction]

4:58:06 for the blessed wizard rp arc

[@chrisb9179]

5:08:41 - The sad end to wholesome

[@silvervd5675]

Only sad bc of twitch's stupid rules.

[@DOODKOOK]

@@silvervd5675 twitchs rules or not, jerma wouldve done the exact same thing. no one wants to hear people throwing slurs around

[@billybear2333]

@@DOODKOOK wouldnt last 10 seconds in a mw2 lobby

[@DOODKOOK]

@@billybear2333 I literally grew up in those lobbies. Emphasis on grew up

[@billybear2333]

@@DOODKOOK So you dealt with shit like that when you were younger and now you can't handle it? Being in those lobbies as a kid made me realise insulting language is and always will be a thing and to just deal with it and move on.

[@ghostsecosystem]

i went to bed thinking the stream couldn't go on for much longer and he proceeded to play for 5 more hours

[@brianahoneybee2487]

Ah yes, finally a game that has the bravery to be accurate. Finally, developers who took it upon themselves to bless the world with the real hard-hitting accuracies that we are all dying for, bleeding skeletons.

[@117johnpar]

Jerma really has gotten to the age where you just kind of click over to an old person. Like watching a dad play a game. "Is he an enemy, is that my friend, is that my friend or is that a bad guy"

[@KC-bg1th]

He’s beaten Sekiro, and those types of things are part of the thinking out loud that streamers have to do. Try playing a game and consciously narrating throughout the entire time without long moments of silence; it’s really really hard to not be boring. Like 7 years ago when I was 22, I wanted to try and record myself gaming, and I wanted to make it almost like a diary/time capsule sort of thing that I could come back to later on. My intent was to capture my thoughts and excitements but I basically kept quiet the whole time with the exceptions being right after a load screen, or during cutscenes. I know we like memeing on Jerma, but those things are conscious (or subconscious after a lot of practice) things he’s doing to be a proper streamer.

[@coleslaw5713]

@@KC-bg1th he has dedication which is all you really need to beat any souls like game but yeah he's insanely terrible at decision making and this style of pvp mixed with pve. He never has any backbone to do anything. playing a linear story game is differenf lol

[@Frostbranch1]

The RP moments were the best I wish he RP'd the entire stream

[@gabeitch9142]

He was worried that it would upset people since the one dude said the f slur. Kind of an oversozed reaction if you ask me, but I totally get it. He wasn't offended obviously, but he knows his stream is a safe space for a lot of people, a large portion being lgbtq viewers.

[@2bussy]

lmao a large portion being alphabet people that's hilarious bro too bad they're like not even 3% of the population get over yourself nerd

[@Ragitsu]

@@2bussy J has his balls in a vice because of a teeny tiny minority.

[@lnsatiabie4364]

it makes me sad how when chat compliments jerma for playing well (when he was in fact playing well) jerma thinks its a joke or sarcasm... if only he were still with us today. Rest In Peace Jeremy Elbertson

[@zakkuthedreamer4138]

he's great at combat but he really sucks at making decisions

[@silverhand9965]

Yeah he's always one bad decision away from a omega gaming moment

[@tiredinside]

Jesus he played this as much as an elden ring stream

[@Poliswag7]

That's cause fantasy games with dungeons and loot are the best games

[@cactuss33ds]

i expect nothing less from the Diablo II Toilet Gamer

[@ItsRyanHello]

jerma will never be able to escape the GYAS, every game he plays there is a GYAS-like enemy

[@Chillerll]

You misspelled gays

[@virusDETECTED]

@@Chillerll GASE

[@Poliswag7]

Damn Jerma's actually pretty good at pvp in this game

[@wawa6711]

Is generally good at pvp encounters in any game but he has no game awareness lol

[@Tmbgfan1]

"I got screwed" -man who screwed himself

[@cheschid8002]

'they're friends, I aint goin over there' *proceeds to go over there*

[@Cheese8un]

Stay Pegged fellow Jermamites

[@OperativeLyn]

Egg reference

[@stellanightsk]

Stay pegged my fellow egg watchers

[@jeffb8217]

+2 Many people are saying this

[@thedub007]

This is so good, already one of my favorite streams ever!

[@Absolute.Enigma]

Literally last night I was searching to see if he had played it, I am so glad rn..

[@TildeAmpersandCaret]

chat: go up the ramp >Jerma heads in the wrong ass direction multiple times oh my GOD Jerma

[@GoreSpattered]

jerma feeling guilty about taking the wizards purple drop is the sweetest thing but also chill dude it's a beta lmao

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma is the first person I've ever seen

[@StabYourBrain]

Damn. Like not even your mom?

[@TEXTSharp]

4:56:00 I am literally shiting my pants! His wizard rp just gets better and better the longer it goes on

[@Ragitsu]

That slur was awesome; a touch of realism helps to spice up fantasy.

[@JacobKinsley]

We are all just living one collective one guy moment when you think about it

[@gognoggler7326]

"Look at them they have uniques! They have like, fuckin purples!" LMAO

[@HenryIVth]

29:10 Okay NOW I can believe he could dodge an axe.

[@silverhand9965]

30:25 so close to being a best gamer moment

[@HenryIVth]

2:32:10 Adventurer walking into a trapped corridor without a light source.

[@macananagranite]

the 'sorry i'm on a lot of drugs' part - 😂

[@RinKagamineX3]

the og title of this stream was so fucking prophetic its insane

[@MuradBeybalaev]

One dual-welder is worth two quadruple-masseurs.

[@therealbrokynn]

jerma "spends 16 hours looking at bars in front of him while the circle closes" 985 with his infinite rat brain wisdom: "i got screwed"

[@kit5850]

lol

[@Soppo13]

He was so close to getting that first portal 😭

[@emulovepanda]

23:58 "what is this, a sacrifI-cial altER?"

[@VxW0lf]

Escapeth from Tarkovstershire-upon-Tweed

[@titaniawallace4223]

insanely underrated reply

[@HotRossBuns]

Best comment here by far.

[@tweezy513]

Can someone please offer Jerma a really funny voice acting role already? I’m not even memeing here

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

he used to be a VA! ;0

[@aussieontherocks99]

Whenever episode 2 of A Fox In Space comes out.

[@pu-FP]

Jermas moral dilemma about feeling bad thinking he took a wizards wraith kill, when the wizard peppered it with 3 outta 10 shots COMPLETELY ignoring the rogue that seconds before hand walked up past them with the wraith in tow, who most likely just spent a bit widling the boss down, i haven't seen much of this game but that wizard DEFINETLY didn't "own" that loot. His Warcraft revenge is finally total, Rob that rogue.

[@thisismyname1940]

That Family Guy mobile game question nearly ended the stream

[@Aefax]

watching him immediately requeue without switching off of the worst ranger ability is galactically frustrating. if he used multishot he might have enjoyed it

[@MeierYan17]

5:17:12 wizard shoes got me off guard

[@dereknoto6555]

On the edge of my seat waiting for the Jerma World Tour to come to fruition

[@TheOdinsLance]

16:35 "I want to leave now." son... you have another thing comin'.

[@iainmaclean4872]

i love how the animations in this game are the worst i've ever seen but the sound effects are amazing i think the sounds are more important given the atmosphere they were going for.

[@NXDDProd]

Finally he played it!!!

[@DerpSquid]

4:50:00 the COOLEST part of the game. PLEASE make it this far

[@Psyrus88]

FUCK YEAH! INVENTORY!

[@John-ol5ds]

31:07 bro is flustered

[@lailabear]

happy tuesday jermamites ^_^

[@Chillerll]

thank you laila

[@matthewcline3088]

thank you laila

[@voicelessbeing]

thank you laila

[@IgnoramusWithoutNumbers]

1:21:42 Giant Enemy Spider

[@sirrealism7300]

Dahk and dahka

[@Lucifronz]

These playas ah wicked smaht.

[@jethro1044]

God when he said fighter or Barb everyone was screaming Barb lmao.

[@ixxie999]

Dual welding. Dual welding. Dual welding. Dual welding.

[@MA1R]

It's so crazy how sad he feels from robbing his imaginary friend, every time I watch him he some how always acts like Gollum

[@spenceduggs]

This is such a petty nitpick, but it annoys me that the skeletons bleed

[@Khunark]

well, bones are innervated with blood vessels.

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

What upsets _me_ is that spider death squeal. And the Bat Skull's burning eye sockets changing colour before they attack?! Literally the least realistic part of this game!

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

5:08:39 - What did the person say, that was so bad? Was it a slur, I couldn't hear it.

[@jakob9357]

yeah he said the F-slur

[@jant3566]

5:08:40 unfortunate

[@summerebbb]

yeah, ruined the whole mood

[@starman1809]

I don't understand what happened here, what did the guy say that made jerma mute chat again? It sounds like he's just saying baggy but that can't be it.

[@GallowGlassJr]

@@starman1809 pretty sure the guy said the f-slur

[@vaizor]

Yeah it killed the whole mood. Hope that guy steps on a nail

[@lightsamuraigaming9831]

Love your stuff Jerma, I'm gonna go have cavities I don't wanna do that, I'ma watch it later.

[@lailabear]

are you going to the dentist

[@gigangreg7837]

Good luck lightsamuraigaming9831

[@MashieMutt]

I can give you cavities for free, i have a big screwdriver

[@humanure0]

erm ok cavity carl, am i right guys? ??

[@Poliswag7]

You're going to have cavities put in your mouth?

[@TheHogfatherInvades]

I can't make fun of jerma for spending money on the family guy game. When I got my first job one of the first things I bought was an unusual hat

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Wait is this the stream that Cheltie doesn’t want to upload an edit of because it was apparently too boring

[@demon794]

Not so boring, more that Jerma was silent for a bit or didnt show much of his personality.

[@bottlebeard]

@@demon794 "for a bit", it's an 8 hour long vod

[@cjrecio5702]

She changed her mind after rewatching it.

[@kit5850]

how is this only at 100k this is the funniest stream of his entire career

[@Zaktot-ho8fe]

Actual Psychopath develops REMOSE after stealing from an OLD MAN and leaving him for dead, turns himself in

[@idilmedia]

this stream was so fun

[@poimon5607]

Thanks jerma! I've always wanted to check the playtest out but I always forget and miss it. This stream reminded me of what is actually important in life you are my hero (my god)

[@-feonix48-47]

Weird!

[@kit5850]

@@-feonix48-47 no you

[@-feonix48-47]

@@kit5850 damn. Got my ass.

[@bonechovah]

2:35:40 otto! :D

[@BoosterDawg]

36:30 48:55 1:41:00 2:17:00 2:40:23 4:18:38 4:30:47 JESTER RUN 4:35:23 4:56:42 WIZARD RP 5:07:46

[@kahweed1276]

57:44

[@Pokerface303]

5:14:15 I love his instant embarrassment lol

[@AshULTRA_]

HOLD THE LINE

[@MarkProjectShark]

6:12:57 Jerma reads my message then dies*

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

"You're thinking too much about it" - someone who's never thought in their life

[@Sun_and_Moon]

Dark and darker BEST GAME 2023 There’s a morality system: kill humans to escape via blue portal… …or brave the red with your team and save Every One. RIP Clobbert.

[@platyversechuckdabzfishroo3010]

ive been searching his content. how i miss this Does it have his naked asassin friend creepo man

[@platyversechuckdabzfishroo3010]

gah i forgot jerma is noob compared to vinny

[@cactuss33ds]

I'm unironically glad that the facecam era is waning. there's a very specific comedy that jerma thrives in without it.

[@silverhand9965]

Jerma is entertaining enough to not need a facecam, and facecams are kinda bloat honestly. It still has its place in specific kinds of streams, but here it's unnecessary

[@plzifan3773]

He was becoming too much of a Tuber

[@dereknoto6555]

Not that I really dislike permanent facecam but I do like it better when the camera is saved for when he has something wicked FUCKED UP planned.

[@humanure0]

yeah plus i think sometimes having his facecam on makes him really self conscious about his actions, and might like stop him from doing a silly voice cuz he feels embarrassed. i want silly voices tho !!

[@cactuss33ds]

@Humanure literally exactly this. he's gotten much better about it but it still feels like he's holding back with it on

[@BacenticFlam]

5:56:50 - ripped his own brain out 6:02:37 - booger

[@buckysheep2177]

"its probably the easiest game ive ever played in terms of difficulty" is giving "its one of the wettest we've seen from the standpoint of water"

[@Ligmaballin]

It's nice to see Jerma playing lesser known games again

[@clartt]

@@johnnysweetly3757 what💀

[@Poliswag7]

I mean he kind of has been Ive never heard of the eternal cylinder in my life lol

[@Ligmaballin]

@@Poliswag7 maybe, but the last streams I've seen were him playing Gotham Knights and Warhammer, and those streams weren't entertaining for me personally.

[@Poliswag7]

@@Ligmaballin I didn't watch the gotham knights stream but that was sponsored. I feel like both of those were kinda long ago

[@theobell2002]

Lesser known games? Literally everyone on Twitch plays Dark and Darker every time they have a playtest.

[@kit5850]

goated stream watching this with my penguin friend

[@pinksalt3618]

4:58:53 MIMIC JUMPSCARE!!

[@botmushin8878]

Bare witness to sheer tactical gameplay..

[@robloxhusband]

I love Martin

[@Perkeletricksterservantofrher]

Jerma has no spatial awareness Perception 1 .

[@cupcaketaker]

6:12:00

[@catherineconspiracy]

9:30 OOH AUGH OOOH

[@stephenkrus]

Stick with the SPEAR... as a Figher!

[@idkneo]

1:47:47

[@Comrade_Nils]

I really think Avenged Sevenfold took it a bit far with having their logo everywhere in this game