Jerma Streams - Embr [With Ster]

[@JermaStreamArchive]

This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Embr [With Ster] 2. PlateUp! [With Ster] kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGObaXSqrrmfhNk 12:23 Embr

[@gagborgle727]

ok

[@blobbem]

Ster and Jerma standing outside a burning building with people inside as they discuss spending time in the bathroom and debating over Vampire Survivors is some truly good content.

[@Avossk]

"When I go to the bathroom I *SHIT* " legendary ster quotes

[@ElbyHere]

I lost it just as much as Jerma when he said that.

[@loredore5386]

1:38:26

[@DQBlizzard_]

Ster_? the streamer/KZbinr who pooped his pants on stream while playing Overwatch on the 6th of May 2016? That Ster_?

[@marchwhitlock6455]

Masterful rhetorician.

[@zonarde]

i need a sigma grindset edit of that right now

[@MagerBlutooth]

Ster's real name is Steven Serge. We should all be thankful he didn't choose to become an electricity-based supervillain.

[@rudeboyspodcast]

Two career paths for a guy like that. Streamer/RPG maker. Or supervillain.

[@awesomeman3750]

me when my house is burning down and there is a raging fire behind me and i look out the window and i see two firefighters arguing over their game of the year

[@Mike-official]

then one of them picks you up and throws you over the balcony

[@nyarlathotep1223]

Ster won

[@Hoggogo]

Jerma stealing every single plate and cup in the first level but ignoring the actual painting is genuinely psychotic

[@aniyilator]

"Vampire Survivors -- game of the year because you can't play Elden Ring while you shit"

[@loredore5386]

1:43:22

[@thoomish3556]

Jerma is an expert at playing pc games w/ keyboard and mouse while sitting on the toilet so that doesn't track

[@butterfingersman]

"when i sit on the toilet, i SHIT." is an iconic line from ster

[@alyannaxyz]

they're so funny together

[@Jake-xxs]

They are so cute together best couple 2023

[@marcelinejones6620]

Thought this said “they’re so fruity together”

[@pixistix_]

This entire stream, they both straight up swapped places. It was Sterma985 and Jer_. Ster literally BECAME the noise guy... Absolute pyschos..

[@ItsRyanHello]

there can be only one

[@TheTrueEvilSpud]

1:38:25 sums up their argument perfectly. Jerma enjoys the journey, ster just wants the end result. Vampire survivors is a gradual buildup that drip feeds the more complex mechanics.

[@allope4757]

The explosion sounds work well for vine boom effect after they talk

[@uiron5755]

Why does this stream have awkward date energy

[@aniyilator]

Name one sterma stream that doesn't feel like that lmao

[@InVinoVeratas]

That's just their natural course in life. Jerma being the other woman in their poly relationship between Ster, Ashley and Jerma.

[@garfreld]

@@InVinoVeratas really weird.

[@mawprints]

always good when theyre bored with a game not even an hour in and theres still 2 hours of video left. im excited for the redemption arc

[@DelusionsOfParasitosis87]

Cool pfp

[@mawprints]

@@DelusionsOfParasitosis87 thanx

[@zotheghost]

thanks guys! this was infuriating!

[@phoebelovesYOU]

finally i can at least feel something

[@allope4757]

Just a guy visiting his psychopath friends house and having a great conversation while waiting for the human meats to be cooked well-done

[@christianmogol960]

The freaking ‘vampire survivors’ argument is one of the reasons these two are still the funniest duos i have ever watched imo

[@Iuckystarz]

imagine being stuck in a burning building and you look outside your window to see the two firemen just standing there arguing about bathroom time

[@JioVega]

25:20 Jerma is so psycho that he doesn't even realize he's broken into a house, grabbed and thrown a mid poop, half naked man off of the second floor balcony until after he's already watched himself do it

[@matthewcline3088]

anxiously waiting for them to play elden ring randomizer co-op like they said they would

[@rudeboyspodcast]

Fall joke x200

[@belowaverage3451]

5 hour stream and barely any progress

[@ItsRyanHello]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN, TOWWWWWWNN

[@DebunM]

Ster's complete misunderstanding of Hades is one of my favorite bits and him saying that he cheated to give himself every item in Vampire Survivors and didn't like it is just the perfect follow-up. 10/10 stream boys.

[@Burley_Bert]

Imagine your house is on fire and these two show up and start rescuing all of your belongings and let the house burn down......

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

im late but i just wanted you guys to know that the most viewed section of this vod is the LAST 2 MINUTES because of the voice clip bit

[@shyshy1984]

watched some of this on the toilet

[@RockLegend2A]

ster says "Jade Cocoon" and Jerma says "I think I have that". Here's my theory. Jerma's got Jade _Empire_ sitting on his PS1 shelf, ready for his PS1 stream, and that'll be fucking interesting.

[@MrGameNuke]

Banger game, but did it even have a ps1 port? interesting indeed lol I just got to the end where he mentions OG Xbox games as well as PS1 games. JE much more likely

[@SahiPie]

@@MrGameNukebrah that bitch got a mobile port, JE stream leggggooo

[@cheyannei5983]

Jade Empire is going to suck. It's incredibly easy even at the highest difficulty once you 'get' how to cheese the AI but it's painful otherwise... And most of the game is in the story, so

[@freedomdst]

this video was freaking me out because the beep sound that goes some times sounds exactly as when my UPS activates.

[@hederahelix1383]

2:25:14 His impression was ridiculously good? I'd never seen the scene so I looked it up and he sounded way too good imitating his voice just off memory. How many times has he watched muppets from space....

[@andrei-ioanionescu5341]

the boys are back

[@_nit]

"lemme go drain the 'ol YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYINNNN" - Ster 2023

[@DEADN8]

1:57:00 lol most sports commentators are retired pro players. A recent example is Tony Romo. He was a pro player and now he’s a commentator.

[@DeronHargrove]

I was thinking that too. Ster's whole "Game of the Year" take was so hilariously frustrating to listen to

[@suttreedelorge4587]

jermas explanation of the three-day timezone factoid was so mangled, he said there's a timezone where there are 3 different days at once and ster was so distracted he did not even analyze it enough to say anything

[@cousycousy]

Jerma lore convinces me that if he ate a ghost pepper he would actually genuinely fucking die

[@gilbert100emoji]

they are so sassy for no reason

[@DMviewerguy]

is this what happens when you grow old

[@biggrocc19]

Gotta admit I love the music in this game

[@bobu5213]

The music in this game makes me feel like I drank 26 cups of coffee and there is a wolf somewhere in the house.

[@whtwolf100]

WHY DON'T THEY JUST PUT OUT THE FIRE

[@Kitsuen.z]

21:58 I love this so much

[@methylphenidate1270]

if jerma didnt move his camera up behind the yellow block, he would've one hundred percent leaked it when he was moving the yellow block. He stretched it inverted so it flipped to the other side of the screen.

[@novajellybean]

He HATED this game

[@tweezy513]

I’m watching this in the bathroom right now

[@marchwhitlock6455]

I agree with Jerma but Ster clearly won this argument.

[@maki2755]

Yes

[@trickybakery4274]

The dynamic duo

[@nyarlathotep1223]

Jerma is so crushed by delusional 'worldly expectations' that he doesn't even feel fully comfortable being himself while he's sleeping. Vampire Survivors GoTY.

[@thedub007]

1:03:13 for future reference

[@dereknoto6555]

23:40 36 year old bostonite doesn't know what Utica or the abbreviation of avenue are

[@117johnpar]

I cant believe he actually leaked his sams club membership number on stream. Psycho

[@Mike-official]

Emits extreme hello neighbor art style

[@dereknoto6555]

1:13:37 Jerma is shockingly useless in this mission

[@awesomeman3750]

a chatter saying 'family guy tierlist' stunlocked him

[@flednanders7556]

Homeboy literally plays like a primitive reinforcement learning algorithm going up the stairs while Ster saves two _whole_ _ass_ _people._

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Embr? More like reMEMBER when Jerma threw up in his father’s bed after eating a whole can of pringles?

[@aniyilator]

Hmm, I thought it was ten bags of hot fries

[@rudeboyspodcast]

More like remEMBR when Ster shit his pants to avoid going to the bathroom so he could win an unranked game of Overwatch?

[@N00bvlog]

No no no no no that's not how I remember that at all

[@notsandwich2322]

Pretty sure it was ten donuts and then throwing up in his cousin's bed

[@Nijht]

@@hotradish1 That can't be how it happened.

[@absurdrealityclothing3140]

This game is just if firefighters were contractors instead of government workers

[@Mr.Shmeat]

1:43:11 I paused at this moment, forgot what they were talking about and unpaused to hear this out of context.

[@Kazuhira2249]

psycho couple has divorce on stream

[@pixistix_]

jerma pog

[@Psyrus88]

Evidently Jerma is secretly erma.

[@NewportNibbler]

Bro do any of you guys remember Brave Firefighters? It was kinda like The House of the Dead, but with fire and hoses instead of zombies and guns. Holy shit the memory struck me like *_LIGHTNING_* while I was watchin this, that game fuckin rocked

[@rippedlampshade]

1:38:30 or when trying to win an Overwatch match

[@checkmarkdatter1785]

2 bad u couldn’t get us all

[@naudalyke]

2 bad u couldn't get us all

[@RoachDoggJR4200]

2 bad u couldn’t get us all

[@shoahunter]

Update to their Vampire Survivors discussion. Jerma recently voiced his wish for games to have a "Food Mode" that plays the game for him while he eats. Makes sense why Vampire Survivors is his game of the year.

[@jej-oi4pg]

food mode while he eats, vampire survivors while he shits digestion-based gaming

[@XFastXBlaze]

Seamless co op can have 6 total players together, drag Vinny into the chaos with you :^)

[@Absolutesolver27]

Yes

[@eccentricjoe8786]

Jerma would change his game of the year if his husband ster got him a steam deck for his birthday

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

2:38:45 Hello

[@yuzuvoid]

he should keep this hairstyle, he looks good

[@doifhg]

why would they want to power and use elevators during a massive electrical fire? that's so dangerous

[@meganl4979]

13:38 first time streaming

[@birke0416]

How can you say something your GOTY when you just watched the cutscenes?

[@spiderzz1]

2 bad u couldnt get us all

[@thebradzone3922]

Ice Cream Sandwich

[@naudalyke]

2 bad u couldn't get us all

[@ledrid6956]

Saying brotato is better than vampire survivors has to be a bit, there is no way.

[@CandeedYams]

6:30 i only know because of suite life of zach and cody

[@BoosterDawg]

21:58 1:13:38 best beter 2023 1:20:10

[@catie33336]

40 minute shit andy

[@jeffu_]

I would hate if bloodborne was elden ring sized. BB knew when to end

[@ghuff4694]

Need a Jerma jade cocoon vod

[@InVinoVeratas]

Jerma really does look like Tobey Maguire as that one imfamous Meme Spiderman pretending to be badboy, but was actually just cringe.

[@lewislockwood9402]

Ster was definitely spitting on VS

[@Mr.Shmeat]

Ayo, Slice and Dice actually really fuckin' good.

[@PsychoPanda9000]

1:30:00 two firefighters ARGUE ABOUT GAMES outside of a BURNING BUILDING as INNOCENT people BURN TO DEATH and GO TO HELL

[@Kat-PM]

56:04

[@DQBlizzard_]

Sterma985 and Jer_

[@baaaldur]

ster's vampire survivors opinion is so based. what he says at 1:35:00 just cuts at the heart of what it is that draws literally everyone to it and its derivatives. no one actually "likes" the game, they just think they do because they're addicted.

[@TheCovenantKiller]

Bruh

[@cheyannei5983]

I like the witch guild survivor game but not vampires

[@gruntilde]

as someone with embarrassing adhd, i ziplock 😔

[@boomboxapus]

36:30

[@Markm8]

Jerma vs star again on the vamp survivors. Iam on team vamp 100%

[@catterhine]

1:32:00 this is Rain World lol

[@Pantalowski]

1:57:38 he says vigorously?

[@Pantalowski]

Im so confused he says it again at one point and youd assum he's saying vicarously but no it doesn't make sense the way he uses it

[@confusedaf1112]

He says vicariously

[@Azore]

Wow Ster with the worst take of a video game I've ever heard.

[@maki2755]

No he worded it weirdly but It makes sense

[@bearlyhardley]

I love how Ster is basically saying he doesn’t like any video game progression ever. League of Legends and Elden Ring are both examples of games that you cannot easily progress through without dumping hours into them.

[@DoganME]

That’s not his point, he hates games that don’t require skill, which VS don’t, you just grind until you are good, there’s no challenge, in Elden Ring there is, you are not required to grind, you can absolutely beat the whole game as a little shmuck, many people does that

[@bearlyhardley]

@@DoganME he never said anything about skill tho?

[@TheCovenantKiller]

@@DoganME I agree with him generally about the way roguelikes have become but he's honestly pretty off base with that criticism of Vampire Survivors. There is map exploration and progression, his point was basically the same as max levelling yourself at the start of Diablo and going "this game is too easy I'm not playing it any more"

[@DoganME]

@@bearlyhardley he did, listen to his whole monologue in uncut video, he says he doesn’t like games that don’t require anything from player, he says he likes VS but he wouldn’t call it game of the year which is fair, the whole conversation then go into talk about toilet and how much time they spent there

[@lu2timess]

this has to be a worst stream nominee for the 2023 Jerma Awards

[@DoganME]

No

[@grundlehunter69]

Ster is a bad take factory

[@Mickleon]

ster is a dark souls andy, his opinions don't matter.

[@krystalicslill5402]

He looks different?

[@jonttopia]

Damn, Ster has some of the worst takes on games

[@DoganME]

He is completely right in VS and Hades situation

[@JonLutherPunches]

Oh ster is just bad at rougelites