"Fuck this intelligence shit" -Jeremy Elbertson, 2019
@Big_Sloppa3 жыл бұрын
Smarter than 6% of the population of what? 1) USA 2) Planet Earth 3) The galaxy 4) The state of Texas 5) Twitch chat
@Stak03 жыл бұрын
@@Big_Sloppa people named Jeremy
@sedentarycub57753 жыл бұрын
Holy shit he got sooo many wrong
@gyrate5983 жыл бұрын
How did he only get like 8 right? Seems like he should of had at least 12-15 right or am I also dumb?
@poghand3 жыл бұрын
jerma getting a high intelligence score on the IQ test and then immediately playing a game called monkey drive math is very on brand
@Sputnick_00 Жыл бұрын
yeah
@sonicfan5934 жыл бұрын
"michelangelo, leonardo da vinci they're all dead I REMAIN"
@HulksterHogan3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a "I AM THE GOLDEN GOD" at the end. Jerma reminds me so much of Dennis.
@Conklin033 жыл бұрын
Psycho streamer MURDERS famous artists and/or turtles MICHELANGELO and LEONARDO DICAPRIO with DARTS
@KKwinner1233 жыл бұрын
I like how he said da Vinci like it was a third person lmao
@someonefromsomewhere10092 жыл бұрын
@@KKwinner123 I never noticed that lol
@citrusblast43722 жыл бұрын
I was listening to that part in my car and for some reason the bass was super loud, i dont think he even hit the table
@SpaceManRD3 жыл бұрын
I once played a color blindness test that really _was_ a screamer and I haven't trusted online IQ/aptitude test flash games since.
@spacequeenexe62563 жыл бұрын
were you colorblind though
@SpaceManRD3 жыл бұрын
@@spacequeenexe6256 I don't know, it was a screamer
@jamesxist3 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceManRD But like, in what colors did you see the Screamer?
@bappojujubes9812 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceManRD is it the Exorcist face screamer?
@kjliklkju2 жыл бұрын
I got fucking PTSD after these games
@honeycoatedparadox2 жыл бұрын
love how he refers to dyscalculia as "the DISEASE where you can't do math" and "like dyslexia for math"
@miranda.w22 Жыл бұрын
isn't it pretty commonly referred to as being like dyslexia for math/numbers?
@honeycoatedparadox Жыл бұрын
@@miranda.w22 maybe dyslexia for math yeah but the implication that dyslexia is a disease in the sense that it's like a viral fucking illness or an ailment you'd contract from breathing in rare deep cavern fungus spores is really really funny to me
@miranda.w22 Жыл бұрын
@@honeycoatedparadox ahhhh yeah okay i get what you mean now 🤣
@tallyhallfan69524 жыл бұрын
i cant believe jerma didnt know what diner dash was, what a fake gamer
@ediodimacaroni4 жыл бұрын
Brought me flashbacks to playing on an shitty computer in 2008. I played Diner Dash for hours straight
@ProtoManiac22834 жыл бұрын
In the Family Feud part Jerma keeps spelling "Safety" as "Saftey" and he doesn't notice
@babyeater6393 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice
@Pythanoc4 жыл бұрын
This guy seriously LIED about playing Ace Attorney
time stamp: 1:29:00 also, some games jerma enjoyed: Smash TV zombies ate my neighbours turtles in time ON SNES altered beast gunstar heroes globglogabgalab startropics
@pkpunchie4 жыл бұрын
@@khajiithadwares2263 actually i think its the one at 2:31:00
@bricktea36454 жыл бұрын
U didn't play the last stand union city?!
@renbirbattorney81053 жыл бұрын
Death
@thevelvetcarpet31793 жыл бұрын
*Does 2 IQ tests* “You can manage large companies!!” *1 minute later* “This game is called Monkey Drive”
@3mparchangel3573 жыл бұрын
11:55 you can hear him taking pictures haha (love his bits)
@KKwinner1233 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice that 😂 I kept seeing his clips on tiktok all the time and just HAD to actually go watch some of his stuff, he's so funny
@MM-vs2et2 жыл бұрын
@@KKwinner123 wait jerma is on tiktok?!
@MRFLAPPYTREE3 жыл бұрын
45:43 might be my favorite jerma moment
@leaninheavy2 жыл бұрын
Lmao was just about to comment the same thing
@leaninheavy2 жыл бұрын
“I REMAIN”
@wholesomebaker54102 жыл бұрын
It's time someone make 5 hours KZbin expose video about this MEGALOMANIAC
@samuraijack95322 жыл бұрын
yes
@elliehugg Жыл бұрын
The sentences leading up to it I was like Omg is this the clip??? and holy shit it was im so giddy
@lygoozman125 Жыл бұрын
“Offing yourself???” Was the funniest part to me 36:03
@prodi17334 жыл бұрын
I love this long yet condensed style of editing. It's a nice balance for run time while getting the highlights that usually get skipped in a lot of other edits.
@easytiger6570 Жыл бұрын
On May 10th you will be asked, "Do you know the reason why July and August both have thirty-one days?". The answer is because someone pretentious said so.
@Crystal-xt4sn Жыл бұрын
@@easytiger6570thanks for telling him i didn't want to do it
@venomsnakesupremacy4 жыл бұрын
the "GOD DAMN IT SPONGEBOB" had me on the FLOOR, thanks for putting that one in
@direweeb4 жыл бұрын
I love when the Genesis sound chip just blasts him with noise.
@Slimurgical3 жыл бұрын
My favorite parts are when Jerma keeps adding unecessary spaces after the last word in the text quiz games and sometimes that space causes the answer to be wrong, and when he gets his actual Alignment in the alignment quiz and he rejects it.
@artratengo2 жыл бұрын
I noticed that aswell, his total confusion makes it funnier
@badbeetle10 ай бұрын
i wanted to scream at him so bad
@commanderkibbins24093 жыл бұрын
I'd like to point out that at 1:30:25 that he's actually spelling Aladdin right, the game is spelling it wrong lol.
@boomsoundeffect3 жыл бұрын
I think the space he keeps adding is what's fucking it up
@bobbm13 жыл бұрын
"you are wise and give good advice" "no" the wisest of all is the man who knows he isnt.
fell asleep and woke up to this playing. even in my sleep jerma finds a way
@moss.kurtis11 ай бұрын
1:57:50 Jerma describes being a serial killer as a lifestyle
@notapplicable92433 жыл бұрын
1:28:16 If only he knew what he would be doing so very soon.
@artratengo2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@KrisKrisKrisKrisKris4 жыл бұрын
guy fieri saves the world
@devolio51522 жыл бұрын
"I'm as fast as a packet of data going from my computer to asia" -Known megalomaniac and psychopath, jerma985
@frankie89693 жыл бұрын
Him trying desperately to spell ninja turtles correctly is one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen
@gordonf55534 жыл бұрын
The part where he had to guess countries hurt me physically
@scrittle2 жыл бұрын
Sweden isn't a country it's a meatball
@piscis2102 жыл бұрын
It made me realize everything Americans say about their education system is actually true
@mmelo7832 Жыл бұрын
The fact that he gave up when he got to Guatemala (the capital is literally called Guatemala city)
@leowagnerr4 жыл бұрын
1:15:58 that foreshadowing
@beeftestosterone48403 жыл бұрын
1:44:31 the way he spells twilight lmfaoooooooooo i died
@beagotm93183 жыл бұрын
I thought thats how you spell it too 😭😭😭
@veennnnnn3 жыл бұрын
36:03 local streamer slips out that he is addicted to ZERKING OFF
@bandit-ms6ys3 жыл бұрын
The fact that it says "to slow" instead of too slow amazes me
@ohnonono23994 жыл бұрын
I had a weird dream when I fell asleep watching this, that jerma went to visit his mother and he brought his parents back to the stream and his father was a gun specialist. He was teaching everyone about some assault rifle that could transform into an smg but I think that part was mostly my mind.
@PointsofData3 жыл бұрын
Did his mother talk about the Oreo vomit
@othergeorgea2 жыл бұрын
Was there a glowing orb that made you peep the horror
@leaninheavy2 жыл бұрын
2:06:30 him comparing his reaction speed to the ping of a server is the most hilarious shit I’ve ever heard
@artratengo2 жыл бұрын
Its pretty funi, i exhale
@Conklin033 жыл бұрын
I will forever refer to Jerma as "french neutral streamer" from now on.
@bobbm13 жыл бұрын
loved it when jerma couldnt name the half life 2 screenshot. at first i literally thought it was a joke and i was laughing at it. and then he was like i thought it was resident evil.
@artratengo2 жыл бұрын
Bruh same 🤣 its hillarious
@coldbacon48692 жыл бұрын
I like that the human torch isn’t separated into his body contents he’s just fire and human lol
@THX-11383 жыл бұрын
of course jerma would spend hours on the "geek mind" test after failing iq test... and proceed to ace it
@helloofthebeach3 жыл бұрын
Jerma gives Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby exactly as much respect as it deserves
@IAmCaligvla4 жыл бұрын
3:15:05 "You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with short attention-span" ... Even though it's a shitty fake test it's actually accurate to Jerma somehow LMAO
@cate01a4 жыл бұрын
man the success sound in 16-bit music sounds so real and so much like a bloody phone. Gives me anxiety
@troymann88923 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a teacher, looking up from the essay you're grading and seeing that thumbnail staring at you. What a PSYCHO.
@Korhi4 жыл бұрын
I love the irony of him getting Cox advertisements. That cracked me up.
@spectronoid3 жыл бұрын
nice VA-11 HALL-A pfp
@blooi273 жыл бұрын
I thought my pc was exploding when his firewall started sending alerts
@smellylorenny3 жыл бұрын
Garbanzo beans fifty dollar donation on Twitch Street from a homeless person bit had me crying from laughter.
@TargetedPersona2 жыл бұрын
I'm already laughing and that's just from reading the comments while I wait for the ads to finish.
@cate01a4 жыл бұрын
32:12 words to live by
@huntermorgan61773 жыл бұрын
That "Character Alignment Quiz" slithered straight outta the Hot Topic bargain bin huh?
@rashestpuppy73913 жыл бұрын
When the ff6 music came on and he didn’t know it I flipped my shit
@filiaknight85143 жыл бұрын
"fish aren't animals."
@a-rat-in-your-walls3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely DERANGED Streamer Tries to Prove He Is Smarter Than GOD
@towaii4 жыл бұрын
41:30 "Jerma discovers Barnum staements"
@towaii4 жыл бұрын
2:06:15 jermaPog
@cobalt26722 жыл бұрын
"I'll get every first-party nintendo property" - misses star fox immediately afterwards lmao
@FeenieVonKarma2 жыл бұрын
1:25:10 I don't normally get agitated but when you do a job where it's very important that data is formatted correctly so that formulas work, it's so infuriating to see jerma get fucked by the accidental space at the end of a phrase 💀
@juangutierrez72772 жыл бұрын
I love "Guy Fieri vs The World: The Movie: The Videogame"
@anti-john87863 жыл бұрын
Imagine having an ad during Jerma’s ad so you have to come back to an ad from an ad
Boomer reminisces on the games of his youth, despite his failing memory.
@AdamKlownzinger2 жыл бұрын
I REMAIN
@TheWikkdOne Жыл бұрын
No matter how I'm feeling this guy can always make me laugh.
@Yoshifire83 жыл бұрын
3:16:40 - 3:16:54 close your eyes
@Voc_spooksauce3 жыл бұрын
Y tho
@lobster_monster3 жыл бұрын
I watch a lot of youtube videos and this is one of them.
@artratengo2 жыл бұрын
Pov: Based viewer chooses goated content
@IRecognizeDorks Жыл бұрын
20:07 hearing Jerma say the country where my mom was born is surreal.
@thegoosh6469 Жыл бұрын
I love how the stuff he does during this stream gradually becomes less and less prestigious. He goes from IQ tests to "what X are you" tests to tests about video games to literally just playing video games.
@wantedwario26213 жыл бұрын
21:13 don't tell Joel
@theohdear9293 Жыл бұрын
Watching this man misspell "Michael" but not 10 minutes later get "Globglogabgalab" perfectly right tells you a lot about his twisted mind
@birdflox13373 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but that intro is always so funny to me
@williamvandyke46583 жыл бұрын
Breaking news! Man with extreme theatre kid energy picks The Confrontation from Les Miserables as the best song on a list!
@buckysheep21773 жыл бұрын
guy fieri saves the world is my favorite movie
@SpencerGaming4 жыл бұрын
1:16:11 yes indeed
@Kilborns4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit this is the villain hair stream
@riverscuomo71403 жыл бұрын
Now I want an animatic of Mrs. Puff doing the Teacher Noise
@TheShattubatu2 жыл бұрын
1:20:35 Kid Cha-melon, the healthy fruity snack
@lt.dancepants4 жыл бұрын
the first game is almost exactly what they gave me for adhd testing 😭😭😭😭
@Alice_June3 жыл бұрын
Fish aren’t animals. Fish aren’t animals.
@noabman40932 жыл бұрын
"I'm not even supposed to be at work today" - Dante Clerks, 1994
@randalabra38522 жыл бұрын
His justification for finding Nemo not being on the list was "fish aren't animals" ._.